Well see, it all started
Well see, it all started with a loose thread and just went downhill from there
wut? da thread wuz relevant 2 mah interestz.
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Like most cheez threads
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Like most ICHC threads
@@@@@ GRATE commint rodney!
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If yoo dont want teh dognutz, hao about sum doughnuts (plain cayke, frosted yeatsed, choklit covered cayke – mai favoriete – sum bare claws, sum cherree an blooberrie scones an LOTS ov fresh hawt cawffee, hawt choklit AND TEA!
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*puts out playtes an cups an nappikins (no commints pleese frum teh uK peeple! yoo can uze teh serviettes! ) an creem an shugar an splenda an spoons an forks an budder. Awl awn mai moast beyootiful tabulcloth frum Paris.
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Becuz ai haz a HYOOOJ giant happeee today, an want ebreewun to hav a gud taim at rodney’s Nawt Second Partee!!
Wii sillybraytin cauz U haz self-guburnded agayn?
Yesh pls, kthnxbai!
Yesh! We no longer haz to bee . . .let uz just say. . .at last! Itz a grate day to bee a Merry Can!
Hay Janet,
Did u go look at http://www.palinaspresident.us/ today? Go see!
Mornin Mr. Dill an congarats! Cawfee n dognutz dis Windzdai?
Cawfee is OK… Dognutz? ewwwwww
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I has some leftover ‘lekshun punch if u wants some Rodney!
It’s BLOO.
I hoapes yew wuzint drunkd las nite wif diz elekshun fingy goens on.
Yew haf a new mr prezzidunt! he got nyce bum! Ifinkso
Conga ratz awn nawt second!
Sorta da storee uf mia 9 lifez
Luks kiek sum of mai knitting projekts.
Oops, kiek=liek. I knit as well as I type..
lolz
what?
No basement cat reference???
“an dat’s what hapins when basement cat messes wif za treads … ”
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hows dat?
Gud wun, nikyshuuman!!
Basement Cat got collared and has taken up knitting …
Eben Basement Cat can has downtiem.
I makin yoo a swetter. Not kwite dun yet. Come baks later.
FTW Daisy!!1!! Habben’t scene u in a while, aifinkso.
I has a no brudder! His naimed is Harley!
Oops, I mented to say a “noo” brudder.
AW CONGA RATS Daisy!
Oh Daisy! Yur noo liddle bruther iz so cyoot!!! He luks a lot laik mai moast beloved Florian (nao 3 1/2 over teh brij *sniff*).
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An yoo VOETED!! waht a gud liddle kitteh yoo ar! Nice piks – luv teh unique wun! Grate aiebawls!
Heh, heh. Daisy, ur Freudian slip is showing!
He is a handsum boi!
Oh hai, Daisy!!!
I wuz hoping I kud purrswade u 2 b sending mii a emayo so I kin putting u on deh Cheezpeepz map. Deh map b at
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=52.696361,-86.132812&spn=93.331853,225.703125&z=2
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Just sending mii deh emayo at cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. u kin b az precise or az vague az u wishing 2 protecting ur privacy frum deh ebil dooerz.
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Deh rest uv u kin b on deh map 2…u duzn’t needing a pursonal invite!!!! Eben lurkerz and trollz b welkum….u iz AWL part uv Cheezland.
Neat-o! I sended yoo a mails!
And now u b on deh map.
Ai noes rite wehre Daisy nd Harley r bcuz mai sistur libs n teh saem plais! Mebbeh wi can haz a cheezmeet next tiem Ai go bisit!
Thank you for putting me on the cheesefriends map my dear cween. My, the water is cold this morning!
wuts a lurker n a troll??? how bout noobs??
I’z Amy n iz in EEEEWISTON (Lewiston) Maine…down da road a bit (bout two hours) frum Steven King.
A lurker is someone who reads websites but never posts (originally from the Tv seriees Babylon 5).
A troll is someone who makes deliberately inflamatory postings with the view of eliciting a response. The origin varies as to whether it comes from the game fishing technique, or the mythical creature which lives under bridges.
Kewl…tanx paws! Makes sense…I’ve seen sum of those people who post stuff like that…there was one a few weeks ago postin stuff about fat people. How they made it thru to voting I have no idea…
Tanks, evrybuddy! Harley camed from teh shelter. He was borned der from a feral mamacat, but nobuddy wanted him. He was alreddy 6 munts old when we gotted him.
Happytail ober a nu furever-home fur a shelter-kitteh!!! Yay!!!
Conga rats Daisy, yur noo brudder is kewt!!!
Harlyey bury hansum boi. Hims seems kwite domis…dumess… tame fur been bornded feral. Congrats to boaf ob yoo, menny happee yeers ob lub! ♥♥♥♥
Teh mamacat camed in to be spaded, but she was full term! So teh
babies were borned and wented rite intoo foster care and teh mama
was releesed. I loves teh Harley cat.
Harley sooo sofisticat! {{{{{{Daisy’n'Harley}}}}}
Ohai Daisy,
mai abatar is ov a kurlee kitteh liek u. hiz naem iz Leo. Wii lubs ur website veri muchlee. Concatshoelaces awn ur noo bruddur. he iz quite hansum boi.
STITCH UP!
Luk at iz littel fayce, der iz noe way he did dat.
Iffn him didunt, hoo did?
Goggie?
Yus, aifinkso ~ goggie dun it.
Iz yooshully teh goggie’z doin!
Iz deffinetlee teh goggie, der iz no way kitteh wud effen dreem of such a fing.
Yep, oar mebbe rabid weezil.
Hm. *Thinks*
Noe dats definitlee der goggie.
Dis luks leik iz werk.
U is back, u is back! *dans dans dans happy dans*
Ai awlreddy saw teh picks frum teh Lincorn cheezmeet!
*moar happi dans*
Awesum. Hao did teh museum fing go?
It wus cowld an wet, but grate fun!
Lookin liek Basement Cat haz been on teh Gaiteraid…
or der nip!
U trai 2 nit wehn U nawt haz pozzible thums, N see how U getz on!
Also, o/t, has anyone else seen floorhorse.com yet?
Celing Cat Vs Floorhorse!
Ai hadn’t! Its reelee funnee!
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Ai don’t suppose this will werk, oar shurlee yoo wud hav dun it! But ai’m gonna trai eneway!
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http://www.floorhorse.com/
Well! Whooooo Hooooo an awl that! MOOOOOOVE ober, paws4thot!
Janet’s got her GH (wpoi) on!!! LOL!
I wuz habbin an impayshunt! N U noze waht WurdPretzl kan B lyk wit URLs.
Ohai, gud mornink! Wut els can kitteh nawt do wifowt possibul thums??
Aplai makups
Bag grosherees
Cook cheezburgr
D…
Dig holes in teh graound
Emty teh litter box
Flip ovva teh coin
Grate teh cheez 4 teh pizza
H…
Hook a rug
Inscribe hiz name
J…
Jam onna gitar
Kan open
Lite cannuls
M…
Maek muffins
Nibble nuts (unless useding t00 pawziz)
Open oranjes (nawt poison wuns)
P…
Pley videeyo gaemz
Qwilt
Reeng Tawss
Shayk salt shaykur
Thumbz up
U…
Untai gaytz
Ventil8 Vauxawlz
Wurk rowbotes
Untie shoelaces
Varnish furnichurz
W….
untie iz shoo layces
vole cuddling (?)
Washing der goggie (wif hawt wtr)
x….
Xing fingers
Yard work
Zambonee Driving
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TaDa, nao list is finishd.
Devvelop film…
Empty tins of gushifud…
Groshury shopping…
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Yikes! Ai fergot F! Needs more cawfee.
Fergits cawfee …
directs teh traffiks
tayke der wrappin owf choklit muffens
peel appels
Idle pawz are de debbils workshop…
Dis kitteh not ben idlol, himz ben berry bizzy!!
Noes Cween! Der GOGGIE did itz! Kitteh wuz jus sittens der lukin awl innosint
Lukin innersent adn beeing innersent iz tow differnt thingz. Adn I noez deh diffrunts.
Kitteh doan noe der diffrunce tho
If u wantz tu distroi mah swetur,
Pulldis thred az I wok a-wey.
it was fugly anywayz and was not flatturing on Uz
sayz Staci kitteh
I lubs dat song!
Ai nawt no dis song- plz to sing it?
I do nawt noes teh sawng they ar tawking abowt, but heerz anuther thatz sorta relevant to this pikshor:
“Tayk yor cat an leev mah swetter. We got nuthing left together . . .”
Keith Urban, curtesy uv YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk1nw4Uoxig
Iz an oeldur Weezur sawng, frum deyr furst alboom. Taitul is “Undun – Teh Swetur Sawng.”
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Undone-the-Sweater-Song-lyrics-Weezer/8F1107A14DEBBC8F482568B60016947C
hm.
song bettur dan lyrics.
youtube.com/watch?v=qKszbncq58w
Basement kitteh destroying Ur wardrobe one sweater at a time
When yarn attaks. Full storeh at elebenty.
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ohai JCH4k how iz uz dis morning?
Did U see the last pic
we can had a elekshun nite parteh on deh last fan
yes we did!
oh noes I maded a mistake
n the last lol (I doesn’t know where “fan” came from)
second to last sentence shud readz
I needs cawfee I fink
*Handz 2k a fresh cuppa extry strong Kawfee.
U wantz creem adn shugerz two?
Yes fanks!
No, ai dint see it! But ai will go an luk. Ai wuz werking at teh elekshunz heer frum 0645 AM until 10:45 PM!!1 Dint get hoam until after elebentee! An tehn ai wuz glooooed to teh TV! An dansing around teh room! an getting lots ov fone cawls frum happee frens an relatives!!
Ai wuz weking at teh elekshunz heer, 2! Frum 6:00AM till 8:00PM…..14 howrs inna ruum wif noe windoz….nebber sawz teh lite ov dae….13 howrs onna fone inna cawl centur. Gotz hoem in tyme 2 see teh gud stuffz awn TB go Woo Hoo!! wif mai frenz!
u nitted me sweater – ai no warez sweaters!
an I hates dem
otay den, ai maiks u a skarf. sheesh, naow gratitoode.
Could u knit me a dollar-sine-bag cozy?
wel, ai cahn tri but maybee ai shud start smaller, how bout a nyce platnumplateddongle cozy?
U mean a retainer cozy? Shure!
Dat iz phunnee dat iz.
Yas we did!!
Woo hoo!!
Yarn gonna like wat u see
Purrformanss art. Ai duzzit bettuhr!
Zomg! Dis iz a loos thred!
Ai weesh ai cood fynd dat colr yarn.
Eet is vry vry dificlt tu fynd gud yarn colrs X(
’speclyy fr crocht.
wallmar dun sel gud yarn.
oooooh noes, basemint cat! whut haz u dun? u haz unraveled teh swetter ai wuz maykin u 2 match ur kollar!
BASEMENT striekz aginz!!!
Ai jus cal him Baze
Luks liek mah goggie wuz heer, she lubs yarrn moar than teh kittehs!
aww! my baby made the front page!
new caption, but is still my baby!
Concatshoelaces, Mrsbruhaha!!!
It was teh Yoohoo can!