INNOCENCE
INNOCENCE. The cuter the face, the greater the crime.
wut? dis face wud nivver lie 2 u.
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Who be Talkin'
hooo me?
U Bin cauted red han, errr, yellow-eyed.
Aifinkso teh tern U want is Floofy pawed?
or red wiskered?
yes you!
Not me…
Then who!
[insert name] stole teh cookie from teh cookie jar…
i fink da kitteh in da pic soled it.
congrats on ur nawt-sekkund! *putz on sum party muzik reeeeel loud* LET’S DANCE!
Wazn’t me
Musta bean teh goggie
Issnt it bobbvious–I’ve ben fraymed–look at teh picher, for ceeling kat’s sake!!!
Dat’s berry troo. Naow u menshun it, iz obveeus.
Besaids, Y wud Ai EVAH du anifink tu hurt U?
kuz itz fun…
aks anee sixth grader why he beet up his bestest frend at resess… sillee boiz.
Teh biggur teh eyez, teh gratur teh in-no-sentz.
dat’z wut hii wants U 2 fink!
Beeg II’s is a beeg akt 2 mayke
kitteh moar adorlolbul,
say:
Can’t possibloly B mii
Look at teh kute!!!
Ah… teh oald distrackshun tacktick… werks every taim..
oh luk a free-hedded munkey!
*dukks*
Kin yew beeleev sum udder kitteh did that (insert naem uv transgreshun heer) fing & den vanished wiffowt a trayce?!? Spookee!!!!
:snerk:
liddlol spooklets frum Crapture on the loose?
Ah did WHAT? No not MEEEE
Musta been….uh…musta been…da fishie. Yup yup. Da fishie shredded your couch. Had to have been da fishie.
Dey iz meeeeeeeeeen wittle fings.
Trust mez.
wuld dis face lie to yoo?
Ah, c’mere
I snuggles u anyway
All da kitteh haz ta doo iz make da kyoote-face and da little “mew?” sownd, an’ all the bad tings he did jus dis-a-ma-peer!
Kitteh: “Three ded bodeez? Wat three ded bodeez?” *Kyoote-face* “mew?”
thret level : YELLOW alert!!!
Wuz nawt me. Iz cawl mai lolyers
kitteh sez, Ai gots lolyers awn reetaynr just fur dis sort uv ting……
U wurry me – dat u cld tink DAT of ME!!! Scareee!!!
You nawts trust ME your sweete beloved kitteh-cat. It hurtsses me that yoo wud bleive dat…
Wut? You no leevs toona on tabel fer me? iz fer me aifinkso.
my cat must be guilty 100% of the time then…especially at 2 a.m., which is when she wakes me up rubbing her face against mine and purring…cute even at 2 a.m.
What a sweetheart!!!!!!
Da kitteh did it !
I cud tell u fo shure !
he stole ma cookie !
mmmpph? *swallo*
rilly? *brushes telltale kookee krums offuv mowth*
ai dont beleev it!
Looks to me more liek teh hip-no-tist kitteh:
Yew r growing sleeeeeepeeeeeee…..veeeeerreeeeeee sleeeepeeeeeee
roflol thatz a gud wun!
i thnik hez trin 2 kill uz wit hipnostuff!
Hewminz needz luuk at
t3h Kewt. Nawtz t3h Mess. How coodz
I duz sutch a feeng?!!!
T3h Mess iz nawtz mah
fawltz! I cummd in heerz andz t3h
rume wuz juss lykez dis
T3h Burdee Cayjj wuz
awll fawll daown. I duz nawtz knoez
wayrz t3h Burdee wentz
Jack.
so wait – how does if explain OJ Simpson?!?
if –> this
O hai. No reesun to luk in kitshen, rilly.
nobody ever suspects the cute one.
NAW — tayn’t tru! Kittoon IZ innusint.
Teh pyooter wont load teh commintz on teh next pikshur alluva sudden. Ai haz a frustrated!
dun luks at meh, iz nawt doo it. c? i has an innoshun face :3
Teh capshun iz sew true.
flowrs chued u sez? no nuffin bout it.
Lub it! Bewteefool kitteh!
Datz my motto!
look atz mine lolz pweeze!