Oh hai, hamzter wuz kidnapz
Oh hai, hamzter wuz kidnapz ai iz lookin’ 4 cluez
did sumwun say cluez? I lurv dat game.
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why you axk?
*skreekskreekskre…*
sound of lil hamstah wheel slowloling doon…empty…. on that dark and stormey night when…
1. Goosey overslept again. It must have been that Peruvian dish she ate. It looked vaguely like…
a maus?
1A alternateroute fish eggs, but was really fruit innards. Of course, she didn’t remember anything from the previous night after she ate it; it could have been tainted with…
2. … teh moon was full and teh kitteh’s tummy was too. She was just about to have a nice brisk nap when loud noise from teh back yard made her sit up and say…
“Wot’s fur dessert, human?” as she stretched and rolled over on her back. The human in the room…
oops. shoulda wrote “3″ kthnxbaigotta totwerk
3. ohai! Hoo is dat there? She lukked out teh window, when wut to her wondering eyez did appear, but…
4. St. Ridickalous, and his teem of tiny…
5. rabid guinee pigz! U wudn’t thing a rodint that small cud pull a slay (or otter airborn type vehikle) but u gets them hopped up on shurgar and tehy can really go!!
6. Only rite now they was stopped. St. Ridickalous hopped outta teh vehicle and went toward teh house, carying a sack bulging with …
7. BBQ Sause. He’d juss bought awl teh stock in awl teh stores (snerk). Wen teh door opened, St. Ridickalous was shocked tu be met by…
8. hiz financial advisor. Teh stocks were werfless! All of teh BBQ futures were down. And now his balloom paymint was due! The GP reached in his pokkits, but sadly…
9. He was all outta bloons. But he did find something there, something that would help him out of this problem. He grasped it firmly, pulled it out of his poicket and screamed…
10. … “IF U MAKE ME PAY TEH HAMSTER HERE GETS IT!” This wsas an odd thing for St. Ridickalous to say, because he was not holding a hamster. No, teh object he had pulled out of his pocket was in fact a…
11. … Flunkey Tail. “Now what can we do with this?” he wondered. “I know! We can…”
12. maek it intu a Moobie: “A Flunky’s Tail” starring Johnny Depp as Guinness Piggeh with lolcatburglar played by…
10. because he’d grabbed a pawful ob fur! Thinking fast, GP turned tu St. Ridickalous adn sed…
11. “Hold it right there!” St. Ridicarous said “OK. Now I think I’ll hold it over here for a while.”, and walked away. GP was confused, but that was usual. So he…
12. decided to just kwit trying to figure owt what to do and RUN AWAY! He runned owt teh door, taking his sak of werthless stocks, and owt in2 teh snow. It was teh COLD! Where to go?
Hmm…*sniff*
“I fink I smell some roasting nuts!”
he sed. And went to go czech it owt.
13. sadlee GP was banned frum teh Czech Republic affer teh inseedent… insted, he wrapped his hunnert dollar towel arownd his sholdurs adn scampered thru teh sno inna generul direckshun of…
BUUURRRRRPPP!
I lieks tihs resterant. Yoo gets to pick owt yer own fuds…
Kinda liek teh lobstah tank.
“Dat one luks helfy… I eets taht one!!”
Perzactly!
An dey aer berry fresh
*ahem* now wot do we well raised mausies adn kittehs say win dat happn’s?
mine donut say anyfing.
Tehy just walks away and xpects me to cleen up wotever came up wif it.
Um… Exsqueeze me?
Baking powder?
except when itz long leggity yeasties.
oh, der iz a cloo!
And Ai wuz all liek …. [embarrassessessed?}
and hiz frend teh GP.
Otay, so ai herd teh most funneh fing teh otter dai… dis grrl ai noes, rite? Hurr wus akshully trying tu TRAIN skwirrls! Srsly, yu mite as well tri herding kittehs!
*piks up GP by teh teesy tail*
Oh luk kitteh… luk wot I has for u!!
1. ’twas a Dark adn Stormee nite. Awl across Cheezland, Rodints wer being persecuted fur being so cyoote (by teh less cute critters). GP tried tu escape leeza’s ebil clutches by…
2. hiding inside big metal ball fingy so hers cud not eat him. Neberdeless teh smrt leeza figurred out dat…
3. … teh security code to teh lock was “12345.” She reached into teh ball, pulled out teh GP, and prepared to give him a darned good…
4. dowsing wif BBQ sause. Suddenlee, teh doorbell rang! Wif a regretful luk, she put teh GP in a casser roll dish and put teh lid on. He wud have to wate….
5. until the oven preheated to 375 degrees. Then she could the casserole dish in the…
6. Littlol did she no dat GP had an escape plan involving…
7. an exceedingly sly adn cunning plan. GP got on teh lolphone tu teh slyest, most cunning wessuly weesuls he knew. Tehy sed awl he needed tu do was…
8. ignore teh snerks herd all over the whirled at teh use of ‘GP’ and ‘cunning’ in teh same sentense. That wud bork his consentration. And he need to consentrate, in order to…
9. enrol tomorrow at teh gnu skwirrl training skool opening up. GP knew teh ownlee wai he wud get out was by…
10. putting on his teenie tynee kloak uv invizzibility and sneeking owt teh bak dor. So that is whut he did! But befoar he culd git far, ther wuz a lowd noyze! GP lukked up in feer as a hyooj . . .
11 boot fwrettened tew crush him! Gp quickly…
8. … somehow get out of teh casserole dish and runawayfast. “Stoopy weezuls” GP sed. “I guess I’ll just has to use my huge…
9. Manitee connekshuns insted! GP dialled Hugh G Manitee on teh lolphone ownlee tu heer…
10. “Sorri…we iz buzy in search of bukkits for the lolruses.” Poor GP did not no wat tu think. Just as he waz about to give up…
11. KCT strolls in an grabs GP! GP, ya gawtta find Hugh G Manitee! Nao! Hoo caers abowt bukkits for LOLruses? O Mai! Becaws luk who’s heer? It’s……
12. Nurse Ratchitt!! And she haz a GYANT thernometer, dat she’s going to…
13. hang on teh wall at home (is an ornamental won). Distracted by her own unfortunate surname, Nurse Ratchitt didn’t notice GP…
3. You could hit the ball with a stick, and it was just like a Pigyata. Or you could…
4. … make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl. Better still, u could take it to teh local playground, give it to teh kidlets and tell them it is a…
5. speshul fing that is full of teh CANDEE and if they hits it hard enuf, all teh candee will spill owt and they can has as much as they wants! But teh itteh bitteh diabetic committeh had to put a stop to taht. Insted, ….
5. maus, in order to hurt himz pride [ sorri Maus!
]
Skwirrls aer berry clebber an can fyned waiz 2 get fud bai yoozin dere braynez 2 werk owt haow 2 beet hoomanz at temps 2 foyle dem.
{{{{{{anni}}}}}}
skwirrlz be underappreeshiated, ifinkso!
dem sure beez…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWU0bfo-bSY
leeza ai fink u spens 2 muwch tiem wib da lcb as da edn ob dis servi… sorbi… selbu… picshurd ob watchin u showz
yesh, yesh! member dat “ai bet he dwinks Carling Black Label” advert wib teh skwirrl on teh ossult corse?
Dat’s wot Ai wuz finkin uv!
GMTA!
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/squirrel-impossible-mission-p1.php
Dis is anuvver egg zampul!
oh dat is teh WIN!
rofl!!
has u see teh ones water skiing?
Inspecter Purrot is on teh case!
Ai fink Ai mite be awn 2 sumwun….
‘tIs Sherlock Kitteh!
it was a dark and dreary night that the hampster disappeared…
2
U mit sez it were rainin teh kittehs and goggies….
CSI Kitteh iz on teh jawb!
CSI = Critter Swiping Investimagator?
Ace Ventura. Pet Detective.
lol PET detective indeed, cuz in dis cays, da pet IZ da detektive.
Iz playen gam ob hidey and seeky, yesh, that iz it
himz was delishus and nootrishus
Donut blame meh…iz ur fault fur making teh glass cage eazi tew open…
Wher da cheezburgers go? Dey wont sho up!
nvm! der day ar.
Very pretty cat. Slightly knowing look, too!
Wit da shahp klawz!
Luk riteat me, dats rite – dont glantz down at teh bitz of fluff an eensy toenayls unner teh tabul. Keep lookin rite at me. Yup.
Heer hamster, hamster, hamster! Where r u? *floofy paw brushing hamster whiskers unner da rug*
wat iz dis hampzer u speakz ofz
Der hamstr jus left hoam, met a nyce feeld mowce on der interwebs,
he left a noat in bluds sayens nawt tew luk fur hims, he be long gons bai nao.
Nebber mind *BURRRRRRRRRP*
Our gerbils were “kidnapped” in the same way when I was a kid. It’s a conspiracy, I tell yah!
Hamster cawled. Sais he met yung schweet fing. Gonna elope nao. Doan cum lukking for himz oar bad fings happen! Kitteh jus relaying messij nawt noes where da hamster elopeded.
I doan noe if dis will werk…. Ai gonna put linkee heer…..
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GYumlhWcmrg&feature=dir
iz dis man on nip?
I’z looking fur the real culprit.
r hamster elopeded in Barbie’s jeep…took deh trip doan deh bak yard an waz nebber seed agin. aifink dey went 2 Gatlinburgy at deh hunnymoon chapel.
Yup! An Elvis did da cerreemonee at deh hunnymoon chapel too!
Uhh uhhh………*yawns* *YAWNS* O mai! Ai iz gettin sleepeh…..*yawns YAWNS*……tiem to go hoem. *YAWNS YAWNS* nite nitey cheezfrens! …..sumbuddy taek meh hoem………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ
yep, hamster bwain eloped, and tooked wif hims teh cukie from teh post yesterday…
Aww…ai had a kitteh luked jus liek dis one. Sweet!
yeh yeh i knows…u won’t rest until u finds teh real killah.
Ive hurd taht wun befoar.
I think Blue at*uurp* ..ated him.
hmmmmmmmz…….
maybe another hamster ated him
(wellz we all knowz who ated him)
CEILING CAT IS THE BEST SO STFU!!!!!!!!!
beautiful cat
LAWL! His fase is cwoss iyed…
How cute! This is my favorite yet…I love hamsters.