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Lookout goggie!
OHNOESSSSSSSS
*splort*
*sigh*
Teh teensy littul kittehs wif teh great big FEERCE gets me every time…
*Gets out the ICHC Bust Duster*
First we suck up the brains…
Then we reverse the motor and put them back in…
Now we put on a CHRG (wdoi)…
And Ducky Tape it on…
Some Joo Janta Sunglasses…
Some Hot Chocolate with Chambord (*yuck*)
A big floofy stadium blanket…
There! Better now?
oooo choklit and razzberriezzzzz…. mmmm
and so apropro…
Fanks maus!!
My first xperiense wif teh bust duster… not so bad ackshully!
Ohnoes! skwirrlgrrl
*Heer comes teh CCC WHHEE WHOOO WHEEE WHOOO*
*sweepee sweepee braynz intu neet pyle*
*washwash wif sparklee waters wif a hint uv lemming*
*scoopee scoopee back intu braynium cabity*
*replayce teh hedbones*
*adds CHRG (wdoi)*
*dukky taype taype taype*
Heer, haz a cheezmapblankkit, an hawt chokklit wif a liddle merican falg stuc init. Hab a chokklit spider (left ober frum Halloweenies). Du nawt luking at teh pikshur again until yu being fully recobered!
Um… Teasel… I already put Leeza’s brains back. What did you put in here head?
*Onimous Music*
*watches az a sekkond hed pops owt ob skwirrlgirl’s nek, jus’ lyke Zaphod Beeblebrox. Teh hed proceeds to groe an arm, so sqwirrilgirl naw haz three arms adn two heds. Teh sekkond hed mixes itself a pan galactic gargle blaster*
*pretending not 2C this commint*
Teh hed twistsnturns adn slowly slydes owt ob skwirrlgrrl. It haz groen a sekkond arm adn two leggs in teh process. Diz iz redskwirrlgrrl, simlar but diffrunt tu sqwirrlgirl. Iz nawt an ebil clone, moar ob a nawty, wild clone.
She sownds liek teh fun. Ai wud enjoy hazzin a drinkee wif boaf leeza & redskwirrlgrrl, aifinkso.
I wuzn’t nawty enuf alreddy?
I feels like I has become a twilite zone episode!
*clicks heels togethur 3 times*
Well — iffitz a troo clone, wuddint it be jus liek teh originul?
Plus — iz wun eber *rillee* nawty enuf?
If it is a nawty clone den iffen yo give it a shove is dat lyke makin an obscene clone fall?
Hitchhiker FTW!!!
I’m so glad teh cheez frenz are geeky in teh same playses ai am geekee!!
Hmmmm….I wunders…….did yu miss sum braynes? Prolly nawt.
Mus be sum leftober brayns frum teh last pikshur; der were many splortz.
I wunders hoos brayns seh gotz? Wheel jus habe tu wait an sea……
*more Onimaus Music*
Teh Leeza wif Tew Braynes!!!1!! da..dun…DUUUUNNNNNN!!!
Two more than she had before…
Oh u will pays for that maus.
*hits maus wif giant choklit pi, wif chambord whippy creem on top*
…teh ebilness starts tu apear….
Blech! Chambord!
*Get out Zippo, lights it, throws it in Leeza’s pocket*
*FWUUMMPH!*
Oh dear! A fire!
*Get out the XXXL Seltzer Bottle*
*SprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeeza*
Hmmm… I’m not sure it’s out…
*SprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeeza*
Ok. It’s out…
*gives maus a BIG WET HUG*
*Blushes*
Aw shucks! Twernt nuthin’…
*maus duzznt notice leeza slipping lit zippo in2 his pokkit*
*along wif firecrakkers for Guy Fawkes Dai*
*The Zippo and firecrackers fizzle and go out, due to all of the Whipped Cream*
*snerk*
Maus has forgotted the whippy creem had alkohol in it….
OHNOES!!! Leeza gotted sum Maus braynes inna heer hed! Wen Maus splorted onna last pikshur, der was sum confuzzlement about weer Maus’s hed was lolcated an I finks dat purrhaps teh ebil Maus brayn parts gotted left owt!
How will Leeza react tu such ebilnesses inna hers hed? Will hers gud braynes win? Or teh ebil wuns?
I can’t wait to find out…
…an what will happen tu Ebil Maus? Will he still be ebil? Will hes hed asplode wif niceness? Wil he turn awl pinkie an flower-y an smell purdy (fur a change)?
Now wate a minnit!
I thot maus and ebil maus r not teh same!!
How cud I catch EM branes from maus?
Mebbe Maus an Ebil Maus being tu heds, wun boddee?
Beats me. I’m not sure Maus can catch his own brains…
*snerkul*
EM wil haz tu splain dat. It is awl scientiffical an majicalifical an awl….
Otay, appeerantlee Leeza an Maus r still purdy nice, sew maibe sumting else gotted putted in Leeza’s braynium. But it was nawt mai fawlt, srsly! I finks ether Maus’s dustbuster missed sum brayns, or der waz udder stuffs awn teh floor, like accidentally spilled kibbles, or bread crums or candy corms or sumfin.
Dust frum buster
Extra brayns
Fallin leeves
G…
Grains of grit
Hurty little anonymous sharp things
Iicky fings
J
Jinglol bell dat rollded behind teh furnichoor last Krissmiss
Kangaroo ratz
Little bitz uv lint
M…
Mayonayze whut got dorpped lazt tyme sumbuddy maked a sangrich.
Nutz frum teh lazt tyme sumbuddy maked a sunday
Olibs frum teh lazt tyme sumbuddy maked a martoonie…
P….
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*woozled wundurrs: Duzn’t ennybuddy eber sweep araownd heer?*
Pretzels
Q*Bert
Roady Dendrons
Sparkly silber sparkles foar ise screem
Turnips, wib hearts carbed in dem by Baldric
Unicorn hares
V…
ifinkso we needs to start sterlizing teh branes before we replases tehm in teh cranial cavitee….
Vampyre toenail clippings
Walrus bukkits
Xylophone hammers
Yog Shoggoth
Zork I maps
OOO, noes, nawt teh lemming! Maiks skwirlgrl want 2 luuking at teh pixr adn splort agin.
!
Ai hates WP.
lil goggie will get da poynt sooooon
Pointeh endz!!!!
Waving da majik paw…
iz dis teh start 4 teh dark n stormee storee tyme?
The next picture. 9 am ICHC time. 3 pm EST. 8 pm TTI time. Be there. Aloha.
but but but.. she sed:
“3rd pic of the day
TIMES
6 AM ICHC
5 PM TTI
12 noon Eastern
11 AM Central
10 AM Mountain
9 AM Pacific”
Did sumthin change?
I wz just about to post this, too. What happened to Goosey?
I checked. You’re correct. So… Where’s Goosie?
maybee sheez wif Waldo?
Oh wellz, I staid fr teh story on the fird pixshur…but can’t hang around enny longer, must do stuffs.
I dunno!
Shud we start withowt her?
Or wate til 3?
Oh blonde in bloo.. if we starts now, can u stay??
hmm… after giving it more thot, wif teh extra branes.. I think this lol has saled, so 2 speek.
We shud pik another one.
Later today? Or tomorrow?
‘Twas a dork & stormy night…
the operative, currently code named Sweetpea, checked her Rado watch to check the time, with a puzzled expression on her face, which, to tell the truth, was not unusual. The cause of the current concern was not the smudge on the sapphire crystal on the watch’s face, which she wiped off with her silk scarf hand screened with Monet fleurs; no, the puzzlement was that, inexplicably,
her contact, code named Goosy, had not checked in at the prearranged time and place. “Maybe she…
2. has been captured by an agent of EBIL. Or maybe she just overslpet again.” thought Sweetpea. She takes out her comm device and…
3. calls a Code Black. This meens that all avalabul cheezpeeps shud repsond immi, umm, rite aways and report to teh NB for mustarding….
4. … but no one relished teh thought. They would wait for a clear signal from the leeder, such as the ignition of a large pile of…
5. …pecans. “Nuts”, muttered Sweetpea. “We’re in a pikkul, nao”.
5. sheep dung. The sheep dung burned brite into the nite. The smell wuz sumthing awful. It wuz a lawt lyke . . .
6. taht creem GP has tu buy for Mick. His problem started wen he wus yung adn he stepped in a…
7. poodle one day when it was raining cats-n-dogs. The poodle recovered. Mick however, did not. \From that day forward, he was deathly afraid of…
8. being debreefed. He alwais armed himself wif a pi, in cayse he needed to frow it at aneewun to distrackt them frum…..
8. any type of presiptashun. It caused him to be a littul ADHD and gived him a bad rash. But c’est la vie! The sheep dung burned low.. and teh cheezpeeps gathered along wif teh nuts….
8 … wombatz. Why himz wuz afraid uv wombatz, himz did nawt noe. Only his hypnotist knew, but she wuzzint talkin. What could haz given Mick such fear uv teh wombatz? …
9. but no one could tell them apart. Just then…
9.5 (That was a response to Leeza’s entry)
10.a horde uv hungree skwirrels charged in & stole awl the nuts leaving the cheezpeeps angry &…..
tyred (tehy had been up awl nite preparing teh giant dung pyle. Suddennly a Huge Manitee swam by with…
a bukkit which he did natw steel frum lolrus filled wif shiney objeks recovered frum LCB in a daring raid….
a deffening cri went up….”hay, thats mai watch!” “wheres mai platnumplateddongle?” ….
13. during witch elebenty Rabid Weesuls were sadly lawst. Happily tho, LCB had juss tayken delibbery of…
14. a brand noo batch of babbeh lemurs! Tehy were not as, uh, weezily as teh weezils, but still had teh rite shaype to skweeze thru keeholes and such. Not that LCB wud DO such a fing…
15. so soon affer teh akseedent. She claymed tu hab been up teh laddur putting up hur christmas lites, but but but she had akshully been…
“Wot is dat schmell??” sweetpea thot as she examined the half baked pecans that the skwirlols had raided. “Is dat sheepdung burning, Micks ointment provided by GP, or is it something moar ominous…the smell o troll…
ooops. dat would be 16, alternate route praps…
16 A1A.
And sweepea sed, ‘I luv teh smell uv trolldung in teh morning!’ But hoo authorized this? Tehy was sposed to has a permit.
And WHERE is Goosey?
Suddenlee, teh NB burst open, and
manee YNG’s waring fireman hats ran out…..
17. lolpigburglar came runningoutveryfast. He was being chased by…
awn their heroic wai 2 find & reskew (if necessarie) Goosey who waz thot 2 bee in the clutchez uv……
17. We all came running out. “HELP! HELP!” There’s a fire in the NB that burnt our…
18. fire code rekwiremints, obveeusslee, b/c there were WAY more peeps in teh NB than teh code allows!! YNG, in his rush to get halp, tripped over one of teh lemurs and fell hedfurst into
18…nuts Yup, i scmell burning nuts” Sweetpea thot as she walked around the smoldring ruins of the pecan bonfire. Then, suddenly…
19. KCT strolls in and sais, “where’s Sweetpea?” O the huje manatee! And KCT promptly trips over one of teh lemurs wif the YNG. The YNG sais…
Sumbodee iz abowt 2 get PWNED!
Wittle mor dat way mistr dogz
Stepz closerz to da killz zon.
Aaahh Beethoven. Soon you will be mine.
Liddul goggie lernz R-E-S-P-E-C-T yung.
doan bee skared lil goggie, teeny kitteh wil jus bownse off alla ur floof, tinywee pointy endz cahnnawt peerce de floofzone.
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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O HAI Ebberywon! Ai has a happee todai adn adn adn aifinkso ai issa still fulla shuga frum yesserdai so ai wanna plai!
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* lukks arownd mischeebussly fur sumfing tu plai wib…
hmm… floofy puppeh, teeny tiny kitteh wib pointy ends adn stwipee couch… NAH! WANT sumfing mush moar fun…
Maibe yu cud addz to tehlist started up there awais of stufs dat mite hab *akseedentally* beed swept up into Leeza’s braynium cabbity.
* whispers tu Teasel: dere’s plenny ob ruum in dere!
Heeeheeeheeee!
(Teh start iz at seben zero six)
i fink both uv u needs a little pi!
*SPLAT*
Yum! Pi!
*lickity lickity lickity teh pi awf mai fase*
Hmmmmmmm! Chokklit!
mmm Chokklit… * licks pi awt Teasels fais
ooooo! Ticklolie!
*gives GP sideways luk*
Did Nurse Ratchitt not catch up wif u?
Umm… no! Hu is dis Nurse Ratchitt yu spaek ob? sum kind ob Rodint?
Mah pointy endz, letz meh shows dem tew u!
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GP, Ai will prolly be sent to da nawty barn fer dis, but sinse u is lookin for sumfin fun to plai wif…
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Mamries, awl alown in teh moooonlite!!!!!
:heddesk:
:faisepaw:
Dids sumwun sai moooonlite???
( * )
Ai finks we bof gettin a trip tew da nawty barn…
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whut ar dose?
AfriCat guessded rite!
aifinkso ai shud nawt plai wib dose… ai wud be inna Nawty Barn afore yu cud sai “Hay, ware’d GP go?”
otay…
Wunnerfill. Capshun makz u felz sorree 4 puppeh.
Jedi Kitteh
uses teh Farce
Diimolish it!!!
A puppeh and a kitteh?
~Splort~
wuh-woh… i still no can has license to use CCC (lost it in the Skotch in sea dent)
so i will gibs you nawtsekkund aid til it arribes:
*fwipfwipfwip*
bundles DR titely wif tendrils to contane splortaj.
please hang on the line. someone will be wif you shoartly. your splort is important to uss.
Thank u.
DR, I haz teh nawtsekkund aid meny yrz go, I twy halp yu.
scoopity scoopity up bwainz, mooven tendrils caerfulz tu containz teh damaj.
rinse rinse wif teh springy waters, spray spray
Bak in teh go, inna head boney ting. Packy packy packy tite tite.
Otayz, naow, ducky tape awl round, tapy tapy tapy, cee awl duckys on teh tapey? Nowz we putz teh CHRG (wdoi) on vary tite tite.
Herz, u can hab sum chawklot fier kraker shapd uns, in teh onar ob teh Guy Fawlkes dayz!
Naow, nicey nicey cheezmapz blankie, tucky tucky.
U can hab sum chawklot drinkie too? U jush rest, sumbudy bee by soon tu tidee up wat Iz forgetz tu du, dis bee in mai nawt second reshoo here!
And u did very nicely. Thanks u.
1 – 2 – kitteh cums fur u!
3 – 4 – hez scratching at yr door!
5 – 6 – get sum fish stickz
7 – 8 – if he themz ate
9 – 10 – start all ober agin!
Really Funny
Poa guppi =o
He prolly saw a show on Animul Planit bout cheetahs, n he wantz 2 be moar liek em.
Dey dun call it “Follo bai example” fur nuthin…
That puppy looks a lot like mine
only mine’s cter :]
lolz! *laughs hysterically with head flung back*
Watch out googie! Kitteh gonna nom yew after scratchin! Hahahaz.