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SPLORT WARNING!
Wow, that was close! I’m glad I was wearing my
Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses this morning…
Jus don luk at dat spotteh tummi too closely. Dat is wun dangerus underside!
OOOOOhhhhh, DOTS!
ohai! Here is goosey’s annownsement from yesterday, abowt todays Dark n Stormy:
ohahtahgoosiam
November 4th, 2008 at 9:00 am
ANNOUNCEMENT
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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Wednesday November 5th , on the 3rd lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the next ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. :
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The story begins ‘It was a dark and stormy night…’
Each person adds a paragraph or line, lolspeak is optional
Responding to your own post is discouraged but multiple posting is encouraged
The story is limited to 30 entries, perhaps less if nesting becomes a problem
The last person to post must end the story
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I will start the story and try to incorporate the lol posted. Beyond those mentioned above, there are no rules! It works best if you enter the paragraph number in your post so we can keep track of where we are. Don’t forget to ‘refresh’ (F5). Try to keep lols and comments within the story to a minimum in order to preserve the flow. And remember to use the ‘Reply to this comment’ feature so your post doesn’t get lost at the bottom of the page. WP may eat your post but don’t worry, it will likely show up later and still make sense!
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If you have questions or comments you can email me at yahoo dot com. We now return you to your regularly scheduled lolcat.
3rd pic of the day (which meens the next one!!)
(boy I hopes the formatting transfers….)
Yooz a smart maus, Maus. Teh abobe beebee is prittee kyoot. Concatz on tawp nawt-secun spawt.
Ai maed dis Splort Alert lol fur just this type of pikshur.
Puts on eggstra purrteckshuns b4 U luk!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2444398
Snorgle city!
Ai’m divin’ ryte in!
syncronized sleeping – doing it right
wait, what happened to our tails?
De-tails, de-tails…
I can haz manx? Plz thankx!
being utterly adorable – doing it awesome!
U shure this won isn’t teh postkitteh’s son??
But the father has the red hair, not the son. It is a conomdrum…
Oh, we maekz drumz owt of conomnomz nao? 8)
well, dey are more ‘alike’ tahn ‘not alike’ I gess.
Wow.. dat bebbeh really is teh ckyooT!
Oh my hed… oh… uh ohs….
Can I borrie ur sunglasses maus?? Itz a mergencee!!
*takes Joo Jantas and puts on*
WHEW!!!!
But… but… oh, no!
SPLORT!
*Groan*
sowry maus! I’ll ficks u up.
*skoops littul maus branes up*
*puts back into littul maus hed*
Wow… u gots a lotta branes here!
*packs tehm in tite so tehy all fits*
*put top uv hed back on*
*raps wif ducky tape*
*and for gud meashur, raps wif Ayce bandaj*
Now here’s teh tricksy part.
*takes off sunglassez, keeps eyez closez*
*feels abowt for maus’s hed*
Where r u????
Um… that’s not my head, Leeza…
*steers Leeza awai frum AfriCat adn towards Maus*
*steers AfriCat in teh direcshun ob teh NB*
Oh, an ai has a bit ob a sad dis mawning. Ai passed a transport truk carrying libestok awn teh hiwai, an frew wun ob teh holes, low down, ai cud see a bebbeh kow lukking owt. Hims lukked so sad. AI SHALL NEBBER EET VEEL AGAIN!!! (Hasn’t eeted it in yeers, akshulee.)
Leftid a deli Toosday, cuz tehy had teh veel adn maded mii feel teh SIK! Cud nawt eet in same rum.
*stops cold*
Uh… er…
DK how far away am I?
Maus bemember to keep ur eyez closed!!
MARCO!
POLO!
*slides toward teh voyse*
Marco?
Polo…
*slides over a littul more*
I fink dat’s u.
*feels up HIGH for maus’s hed*
Is that ur ears?
*takes off sunglasses, and puts on maus’s hed bass ackwards*
There!!
But um.. I can’t open MY eyez now.
I think I have a spare pair…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Oopsie! Those weren’t my pockets…
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ah! Here they are…
*Hands sunglasses to Leeza*
*puts on Joo Jantaz*
Wow.. teh whirled luks so diffrent thru these!
HAY!! U didn’t say tehy came wif teh xray vision!
Yoo putted Maus’s hed awn bakwards???
wot?
I did?
Or did I?
I dunno! Check to see where teh hair is DK!
Oh, and nise unnerwares!
Maus, hab U been habin teechingz frawm LCB?
Plz donut menshun unnerwares arownd Maus! Kthxaidonutneedanodderdebreefing
oooh okays.
*whispers*
He still haz his glasses on backwerds, Ifinkso, so u shud be safe.
I gtg out for a bit… be back shortlee.
*luks at paws4thot*
Oooo.. it’s TROO wot they say abowts the kilts!!!
Dis fred remine me ub a newspepper storee ai red: Sum powiseemanz waz resp… resp… answerin a cawl bout a robbry, an won powiseeman said “Marco” tew beh da funni, and da robberer ansrs “Polo”. Obvvuslee deh kawted hem. Silly burglr.
The tails tell the tale!
Blissful sleeping kittehz
want
Juss liek awl maelz!
*snerk*
yah, wen mai huzbin iz nawt atwerk, dis iz him on teh cowch!
Cud haz bean mai huzbing an sunn iffn dey wuz kittehz!
Ohai annipuss! Welkums bak!
Thx fur teh walkum. Ai wuz ownlee awai fur fibe daiz!
Yes but yoo were misseded!
Ai emulate Maus!
Aw heck! SPLORT!
Oh noes, J4K! Yoo is down! I halps! I gitz teh CCC – brb!
Weee-ooooh-wweeeee-ooooh!
Teh CCC arrives; today it is kuvvered wit red, whyt, an bloo banners an stikkers!
Dr. TinyCat leeps owt, follered by his meddykal staff.
Wun kitteh sweeps teh brayns! Anudder kitteh puts em in teh hed! Anuther uses teh tayp – tayp tayp tayp. Anutter puts on a fresh, noo CHRG. It haz red, whyt, an bloo onnit! J4K, yoo is wayrin teh flag kullers on yor hed!
We givs yoo a sawft blankee. Anna choklit or too to regrow teh brayns. An splorts-resistant shayds to wayr on yor eys so yoo don’t re-splort an injur yorself.
Ther, I finks yoo will be awl beddur soon.
*smyols at gremlin* Tahnk yoo so much, mai deer SIP!
.
Ai dont know waht happened! Thiz iz mai verreee furst splort ebber! Suddenlee – poof! An there ai wuz – awn teh floor! But ai’m feline MUCH bedder nao, thanks! An WHAT a grate rescew croo yoo haz werking fur yoo!
.
An ai will prowdlee ware may red whyte an bloo CHRG (wdoi) awl day long!
*noms teh choklit*
Janet, I is catching up on notes. We hadda fun party last nite, wif niparitas and hope!
I putted this on teh last pic, but I puts it here in case u missed it. Go see this page one moar time:
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
ohai LCB is you awake? I fink I had one too many of deh
hope margaritas
annuder fun fact from yesturdayz elekshun results
# of GOP congress members in New England = 0
Yes, I is teh awake. I stayed up to lissen to teh speeches but then I hads to go beddy byes. Those niparitas sneek up on u, u knoes?
I is gonna go gets some coffees now.
here has dis hot moccashino
Thx. Is good to walk a mile in someone else’s moccashino.
*drinks moccashino insted*
I akshully lyke boff of teh Republican senators in Maine
but unfortunately demz is lyke polar bears
endangered speshees
we needs more moderate Republicans not less.
OK enuff politics lets ged bak to cute kittehz
boff dese kittehz is too cute fur wurds
on dat we canz all agree.
We jess knead moar moderate pollytishunz uv awl kynds — dis polar-izin uv da far ekstreem weengz b hertful 2 owr nayshun…
…
N I ugree dat deze kittehz b reelee reelee kyoot, speshullee da liddul spottee tummee
**pulls CHRG(wdoi) really tight over head**
yes we does!
tahts why i haz qwitted teh polly tickle parties (tho not teh wun last night, still feeling tohse niparitas
fanks LCB) altogevver. felt taht tehy haz no want for peeples hoo ar not extreem an hoo finks for tehmselves.
.
had to say dis to keep hed from sploding frum tabby kitteh bellies. i haz a soft spot (no pun intended) for teh tabby bellehs.
Ai did miss it. ov corse! Ai doo wish ai had seen taht frum teh verree beginning!
.
But ai’m soooo glad, thankz to yoo, that ai did get to see it! An ai sent it to menee peepl – so yoo haz spred joy whillld wyde!
wheres da tails on dese kittehs?
maybe Manx? mai Tira kitteh haz ownlee liddle stumpee tayl, her wuz a reskyoo. teh peeps ai gotted her frum say her iz half bunneh, but peeps heer on ICHC told miiher iz prolly Manx
Tira’s tayl iz liddle bit shorter tahn orinj kitteh’s
de-tails, de-tails . . .
oar even de-tailed … tahts hao dey are, dese kitties
Well, tayking tehm tu re-tail store, tehn!
OHHH, are these Fearietails !?!?
awww luv teh liddle spotted belleh
Me too – I luvs teh spots! *sigh* Yoo see whut I haz to deel with every day, with that wun on teh rite. Mah own tabbeh shows teh belleh fuzz an teh belleh spots. Sum days they luks lyke spots, uther days they luks lyke strypes! I wayrs mah CHRG everywharz!
luckee yew! nun uv mai kittehs haz teh belleh spots. But ai luvs tehm newai! ai haz 2 kalikos (dat iz Unique az mai avatar, teh otter is noo kitteh Tira,her luuks liek Unique) dat are indoor kittehs, adn a tuxie adn a grey tiger in teh barn tew keep teh mousies owt of mai horse fud, adn manee strays. No belleh spots, but lawts uv kyoot
*holding CHRG awn titely wif boff floofy white paws..*
*tayp tayp tayp* Ther, I tayps it on tite!
*adds anuther CHRG, with red whyt an bloo onnit*
Aw, yoo luks so kyoot in that! *gigglol*
fanq Gremlin!! hoaw be yew adn Mr. G tudai?
Yor welkum, uniquekitty! We ar gud. Mr. G haz an appoyntmiint today with Dr. TinyCat, hoo will zamin Mr. G an let us noes hao his recubbery is going. Seems gud, tho – Mr. G is out and abowt an haz lotz uv energies, yay! Fangs fur asking.
Wii awl, ai m shur, haz a happi tew hear dis! Bean a ‘mazing rekubery, an ai hopes fur eet kompletez!
Purhaps dis is training for monorail kitteh. Practice upside down, daddeh says, an den–accidental sleeps! Gud excuse, eh?
@@@@@@@@ROFL
ovvibusslee, Carosue, u noez Mr ZF!
Tandem LOLympik sleeping teem praktiss – yor doin it rite!
Twister, yor doin it rong!
oh yessssss, teh bellehz ar teh cyute,…….but luk at teh liddle foldy obber frunt pawsies !! an teh kurlie upped bak pawsies…..toooooo cyute !!!
ai wuz sew busee luukingat teh spottee belleh ai did nawt notyse teh widdlle wite mitten paws…AAAWWWW
Dat bebbeh belly is toooo kewt!!! Bebbeh has jus finished nommin an naow hims pappa is showin himz how tu sleepz it orf. Dats a gud daddeh!!!
I has a sleepy tye
TO AWL MY CHEEZFRENS IN TTI!
***HAPPY GUY FAWKES DAY***
Remember, remember the 5th of November,
Gunpowder, Treason & Plot!
Ai nao return to owr reglarly skeduled LOLs!
Hai, hai, hai!
BOOOOMMM!!! wee useded tu sillybrate teh Guy Fawkes day in Souf Afrika but nawt aneemoar, sad…
BANG!!! BOOM!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (*reskoos kat frem underdabed*) We still haz dem in TTI, ai lites a fyoo for yew toonait!
Fankies! Ai lieks sillybrashuns eben dose dat aren’t necessarily Amerry Kan in ory gin. Trust meh, most peeps keep askin wut nashunality ai am cuz ai sillybrate awl yeer!
Taht sounding lyk eggsalad philo… filo… way tu partee. Sillybrate ebryfing!!!!
ANOM!
ANOMnomnom? meenz eetin yu doan noes whut?
Teh peeplz rownd heer seam 2 sillybrayte Guy Fawkes frum teh middul uv Oktbur till teh nyoo yeer. Ai liek teh prittee fyrewerks, but teh big boomz aer fritenin.
Ooh fyerwurks nite! I luv teh bayk podados, toffhee appuls, sparklurs, big big bonnfyer, crazee cafferin weels dat wood bounse arownd da garden…happee memrees of wen i was littel
But is rayning nao, not so good for teh bangers tonite
OMCC!! Luuk at dose bellehs!
SPLORT!
rhsb, haz no wun halped yoo yet? Plz to lie still, I will be bak in a sek to sayv yoo!
Oh, wayt! I seez that AfriCat haz alreddy sayved yoo! See below. It wuz a dubbel-sayv, yay, AfriCat!
I puts an eggstra blankee on yoo (red, whyt, an bloo) for gud meazhur!
*tuk tuk tuk*
*yawn* *wanners in*
Belleh stripe! 
8O
Belleh spots!!!
Paws inna air! An tummehs! Oh noes, an ai nawt purrtek…
Blargh!
S S P P L L O O R R T T
Oh mai!!! its wun ov dose days! Heer RHSB an PK, lemmee help – sweepee teh brainz inna pyle, rinses teh brainz wiv teh sparklee waterz, tuk teh brainz bak in teh hed, ducky-taype teh cranium, an heers a cheezpeeps-map blankee fur yu eech, anna hawt chokoleet, wiv wippy creem an red-white an bloo sprinklols an a huje chokolate mannatee wiv kahlua creem center. dere, yu soon feels betturr, k?
Fank yu, rhsb, ai feels a bit woozee still but much bedder tahn habing brayns awl ober teh floor. Ai nawt having tehm tu spare! An tehy feeling so cleen an sparklee nao!
*cuddles in blankkit an sips chokklit an nibblols awnna mannatee*
Pikshurs lyk taht be teh danjrus!
Halp! Whair’s teh snorgle snorkel?
*Wraps moar ducky taep around hed to avoid splortage*
teh YNG in teh NB habs teh snorgle snorkel an teh dongel, ai finks
:blush:
ai kan’t fite teh kyoot!1!
*SPLORT* *SPLAT* *GUSH*
o well…it wuz wurf it…
Ohnoes! Brainfire!
*gulps last mouf-ful uv chokklit, an runs awf tu finding teh CCC*
*sweepee sweepee intu neet pyle*
*washwash wif sparklee waters wif a hint uv lemming*
*scoopee scoopee back intu braynium cabity*
*replayce teh hedbones*
*add 50s baving cap wif flowers uv menny colurs*
*dukky taype taype taype*
*adds CHRG (wdoi)*
*dukky taype taype taype*
Heer, haz mai cheezblankkit, an ai gets yu hawt chokklit. Having a dark chokklit moose until ai gets bak, otay? Du nawt luking at teh pikshur again until yu being fully recobered!
prysma-kitteh, u sayed meh!
*dwinks teh hawt chokklit*
fanks 4 teh puttin brayne sells bak n2 mai braynium cabity.
teh dukky taype iz teh bery nyce tuch.
mo bedder nao.
*luks awai frum teh kyoot picshur sew bayne sells sta put*
Hayte tu stytez teh obveeyus butz….OMG dats adorabubble!!!!!!
O Hai! Isn’t dere sposed to be a “dark and stormy night” fred todai? CST at 11am?
O Hai! Isn’t dere sposed to be a dark and stormy night fred on the 3rd pic 11am CST?
Ohai, KCT. I finks teh Dark and Stormy thred will be on teh neggst pikshor – teh wun that posts at noon EST (abowt 45 min frum nao).
oh yes!
I has cc’d goosey’s anownsement from yesterday, and will hand near teh top of the commints.
Weerdpress……..*grmmble mbbmmble*
i think dat bigger kitteh iz a female kitteh. Not sure about the smaller wan. Male kitteh usually show his balls clearly wif tummy up liek dat.
Isn’t dey nootered? Jus wonderin.
90+% of Ginger cats are Male. So, there’s a good chance that one’s identified correctly. The kitten, however, is definitely female.
I had heard that!
But one uv my strays just had a litter with 2 oranjs one innit, and one wassa gurl and one wussa boy.
And 2 weeks ago, anotter oranj gurl joined mai pack of strays.
So my odds are much more even than 90/10 boi/gurl…
*goes off to serch teh innertubes*
This website sez it’s more liek 1 owt of 3 orang r female.
http://www.catchow.com/catcarecenter_physical3.aspx?combinedID=21510
Um, if you look at the “son” closely, you’ll see that it’s no son at all.
Gender identification FAIL!
I liek teh son.
i fink thos kittehs are ladeez!
i agreez
holy crap. i can’t look at it too long. i might splode
Me tooo
Oooo, ai lurvs teh lil’ bobtaylz! An’ two tummiehs to snorgle – wich wun furst??!?
they is so cute.
question i submits al olcat and it not show up yet
Are we surez dis fadder is not da mudder? Luks like mudder parts 2me.
Aw, they are manx
Don’t know if I’m the only one that noticed cause I ain’t gonna bother to read 133 comments but… er… those are girl kitties. :/
Like mother like daughter?
Even though both of those cats are females :>
Hard 2 tel, but i tink dat mummy n dotter.
Noooeeez, don die!!! Heer lemme help… Hmmm… rite… sweepee teh brainz inna pyle, rinses teh brainz wiv teh sparklee rose-waterz, tuk tuk tuk teh brainz bak in teh hed, ducky-taype teh cranium, … lessee wuts nex… ahh! cheezpeeps-map blankee fur yu, anna hawt chokoleet, wiv wippy creem an multicolored sprinklols an a huje chokolate mannatee wiv kahlua creem center. dere, yu soon feels betturr, k?
“chokolate mannatee” – iz dat liek a LOLrus den? mebbe a littul larj fer a splort viktem to mannij awl at wunss?
Mebbee ifn yu ax naicelee pinkcyootekitteeh will share wiv yu?
Deer PCK, yu r moas welcome!!! enjoi!