Dance Skillz
Dance Skillz I has them
i gotz dance skillz nd singin skillz.
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Fossee fossee left, and TURN!
Conga Ratz on teh Nawt sekkund ty wif Ferris adn NS.
U go 2 TY boo tik. I habs teh noms adn teh martoonis reddy when U get bak
Wud I dun get do…
Is why peepl alwayz rush tew deh cumpooter tew post a seengle coment.
Eye meen evryone heer probableey want’d to b teh furst one heer. Why iz dat?
Eye just dun gettit.
Wot u meen, wun seengle comment? Ai hab nebber seen leeza-b restrickt hurself 2 wun seenlge comment. Elebbenty, yes. And nightshayde, 2, awl r very commo … corm … peepz who post a lot. And it’s fun 2 have a race for teh tawp spot of teh list cos dat commint gets red by many peepz. Nawt sow mush when itz commint numbar elebbenty hunderd. Kthxbai.
fanks upfi!
{{{{upfi}}}}
I wudda talked more, but it didn’t seem anywun was a round.. I luvs to play here, but I ackchully do has a IRL life.. and if no one’s a round, I has otter stuff I shud be doing. Like cleening littur boxes, servin gushifuds, or givin hed skratches. STN
Stipstepsliiiiidetiptipspiinjumphopskipadntwiiiiiist!
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Corn grips for yur nawt sekkond! Hab a Torville-and-Dean-shayped ise creem adn a hawt chokklit drink!
oooh I luvs teh iyce skating!!
but how do u get teh littul skates on there?
Datz teh joy of kitteh dansing. They don nied littul skates cuz dey haz slippy pawz.
congrats leeza-b, dat is wun cool rythmick kitteh.
WRr, may eye bring a nyce hot loaf an a baked bree tew da sillibration?
*offurs sum tew awl*
Mmmmmm…. baked bree. DO WANT!!!
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Please.
U can bring anyfing you Liek. I haz teh cheezburger peetsas fresh from teh oben.
This luks laik wun grate partee! Fresh cheezburger peetsas, baked bree an martoonies??? Choklit, ai presoom??
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*sip sip sip* Hmmmm – delishus!
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Heer’s to yoo awl, leeza-b, Ferris an nightshayde!
*grabs Janet’s paws wif da tendrils*
dansdansdansdansdansdans…rinse n repeat!!!
are yr fleurs stinkin Pretty good, Janet? except 0 course, da faux silk sweet peas!
Ah, Mais Oui, les fleurs ar awlmost moar beyootiful tahn teh furst wuns! tomorrow mai sister iz going to com in teh moarning an taek sum moar pikchoors. Ai cud do it – bein nao teh prowd owner ov a digital camera LOL!
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But ai don’t know hao to put them heer – an her husband duz! ai’ll show sum ov teh Nawty Barn, too!
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An there ar LOTS ov faux silk sweet peez! Wif teh wun frum teh furst bouquet, ai can has a PERMANENT bouquet!.
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Ai am traing to compoez a “thank yoo” noet fur awl – but itz hard nawt to sound TOO
sappy wehn yoo ar az surprized az ai wuz. An teh gift Sir Tiffy cat!!! Ai just cudn’t believe it!
Aw, wee likes teh sappy! and wheeeee’l just boil it down & make it into syrup and can has Pancakes, adn (looks around for l’Donkey) WAFFULZ!!
hee, i hope teh faux silks always remind you of our love for you, Janet. becuz wee do. luv you dat is.
An – *sip sip sip* *clinky glasses wif Mais Oui*
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Heer’s to yoo an lolcatburglar. Teh nicest frenz enewun cud eber hoep to have!
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*sip sip sip* Yesterday wuz a reelee grate day, wuzn’t it?? *sip sip* Ai wuz werkin at teh “Absentee Ballot Counting Bored” frum 0645 AM until 1045PM – an we cun’t leeve teh room, nor heer a radio oar TV – so ai had NO idea waht wuz happening until ai got hoam around elebenty!
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*sip* an then – wehn ai wawked in – they were announcing teh amazing nooz! *sip* Ai wuz prowd to be a Merry Can!! *sip sip*
*sniff* *getz out Maus’s hankee*
An ai lubs yoo too.
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An soon we will hav enuf sap to hav enuf fur waffulz fur ebreewun in Cheezland!!
I does teh thriller
Thriller!
Wen der goggie’s got yor nip stash
Adn iz running thru teh nite!
Yur gonna kill em’!
Yu’ll hit dem wib der burger
Until da goggie’z giben up.
hah, i was thinking of “Twist and Shout” from ferris Bueller’s day off moovie and then i see yr name. Coincidence?
Wun too cha cha cha!
an den like yew puts yer futz out like dat and shliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!!
Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Dans Dans Dans wif teh REAL stars
OMG!!! tew adorabul!!!1
I need halp! How do make pic a fave?
Ohai, Kouglesmom! R u gnu here? Sew much dancin going on thet no1 was here to halp u? If u be usin Firefox, u cannot favorite frum teh main paige or teh upcoming. You can clik on teh blu name uf teh person who made teh lol and find it on their lol page. Heres teh link tew this pic to maek it easier fur u. An welcome to ICHC. Usually sombody will answer ur kwestshuns here evenshully.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2161961
Thank yew so mutches! So many dancing goin on. Thanx fur yur halp. Yeah, I am gnu, glad to bee heere!!!
Luv,
Kougle and her mom
*holds up welkum banner*
Welkum to cheezland, kouglesmom! Pweeze make urself at home wif us.
Da box step from junior high…..eek!
Lol! Dat brings bak memries ob dansing wif Terry O. adn hims swetty, clamby pawses during P.E.!
Oh mi! I memember Friday nite danses wif teh boys on 1 side uf teh room an teh girls on teh other. It’s differunt these days, aifinkso.
nawt rillee… speshullee nawt in junyer hi. bai kollij itz yooshully a liddle bit bettr wif teh dansin wif eech uther.
lyne dance tew “Achy Breaky Heart”?
Doan tell N-E-bawdy dat I wuz at the contree bar las’ nite.
ai thot dat wuz yew! ai sawd yew lyne dancin.. where wuz Shirlee?
Shurley she wuzn’t at teh cuntryee bar too…
Shhh…ai sed doan tell N-E-bawdy. Speshully Shirlee. Yew doan fink I was wearing dat furry cowboy hat fur nuffin, dew ya? Surely she woan know iffen ai sneek owt fur a kwick line dans. And surely she woan detect dat ai gawt awn ICHC unless somewun says her naim.
::shiftilee luks lef and rite::
darn!
sawwy! did ai jest gets yew in trubble? *snerk*
surely shirlee wudn’t mynd if yew sneek owt wifowt her, wud she? surely nawt!
*harumpf*
sumbodee aant tuu happee……
R dey three happee?
Duz I heer a four happee?
Anna five anna six anna SEEEE BEN happeeeeee!
Oh, happi day1!!! Happitail!!! Nativeca66 is here to play! Ai won’t tell shurley, dat’s for shure. Kthxbai!
OMG hiz cwute!!!!
vizit mi profil plz, i need sum frends!
ohai, darklite, ai awredy did bisit yu nd rekwest yur frenship but mai paje is borked so maibe yu can’t aksept it naow.
U put ur leff fut in
u put ur leff fut owt
u do teh hokie pokie
and u dans dans dans
i wunder, wut if teh hokey pokey IZ wut itz awl abowt… *pondrrs*
Fanks fur making mii laff, kitsunerina!!! Ai needed dat!
Dat’z wut “dey” sez. ai’m nawt so shur. Hoo iz “dey” ennywaiz?
“dey” iz peeples whu wishes to remane anonimus ore utherwise dont ecksist owtside teh imaginashun.
I read once that “they are everyone who wants to be one of them….”
I absolutely love that!!!
“They are both a state of mind and an institution…”
a mental institution?
*pondrrs wit kitsunerina*
*hokey pokey*
Hmmm…sounds like either/or ob Amerika’s last two prezidents.
Mehbee dats wut it reelee IZ wut iz awl ’bout.
::shrugs::
Otay, DAT needed a spew warming… gotz ta kween, er, wiepz awf mah puter skreen nao!
teh napoleon dynamite kitteh.
gosh!…..
after awl…
gurls liek guyz wif teh skillz
“Like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”
“gurlz onlee want boifrens wif grate skillz”
“Awr nawt yew pwetty gud at drawing, liek animuls adn wawiors adn stuff?”
“yes…prolly teh best taht ai know ov”
“Jes draw uh pikshur ob teh gurl yew want tew take owt…and gib it tew her fur like uh gift oar sumfing.”
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Oar yew culd jew draw uh pikshur ob uh liger
*jes draw
an teh poyntee eers- tehy kannot ressist!
Ai’m doin’ teh thriller dans. Wut dew ya fink? IDIOT!!!!
pretti much teh best dans evar. gawwwsh.
u gonna eat doze tots?
I dunno…Napolean’s Jamiroquai dans wuz pretty schweeeeet!
And…No yew can’t hav N-E ob mai tots, go find your own.
*casually wanders past and noms a tots while b-g adn n66 are tawking.*
*scamperawayveryfast*
Heh heh.
Dat wuz wun dat got stawmped.
::snerk::
Ai putted dat wun back adn gotted anudder one.
Oh yesh yesh.
Dat wun iz mush bedder.
Gud choice!
Doan gawt noe boogers oar nuffin awn it.
Kat…Ai’m a kittehkat…..
an’ Ai dansdansdans..
*hedbonks DK*
Soooo wot duz VLC fink uv owr eleckshun?
VLC = Very Large Canada?
I wuz finkin teh same fing. How ’bout TTI? N-E-pundits owt there?
Ai was owt yestidai, an Ai notissed dat awl teh Afro/caribbean peeplz waz walkin taller dan yooshuel an had big smyles. Ai haz a glad 2 – an wish teh Prezidint elekt awl teh berry best.
*hedbonk!*
Yash, Very Large Cananadia! Iz BIG news up heer too. Menee menee peeps bees bery bery happeh, hoepfull, eggsited, eben eggstatik. Obama’s speech wuz so mobing. Lotsa leeky eyeses (inkluding mien), fur shur. Yeers frum naow wii will axe eechudder “Wher wur yoo on teh nite Obama wun teh elekshun?”
Mai gudness, wot will teh whirrld doing wifowt Bush adn ‘Merikans to maek fun ob ennemoar? Fank CC fur Sarah P.
uh ohs. I will has to say, I wuz in bed.
abowt 10 I cud tell it was all over wif, and I has to get up early for werks, so I crashed. I figured it wud be like teh ‘cademie Awards, or wurse… goin on til bery bery late.
Dat’s OK – ai watcheded it fur yoo! No dowt its awn teh innertoobs, ennewai.
Like I have time for anything on teh innertubes…. besides here!
Boaf speeches wuz akshullee gud. McCain wuz bery niec — if himz had bin dat way fur weeks & weeks, teh elekshun wuddiv bin closer, aifinkso. *shrug* Obama’s speech got a numbur uv pplz weepy at teh elekshun partee ai attendid. Iffin yew liekz him, ai sugjest yew maeks tiem fur teh speech on teh innertubes.
Leeky eyes, huh? Ai knew Cunucks were saps (Maple eben), but ai didn fink mai heritage wuz dat obsequious. Doan bii surprized if yew ask dat question in 4 years coz ‘Merika becomz uh wasteland ob liberal tributes rather than a testimony tew progressive ideals.
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Oh look…sower grapes…mai faborites.
Wif awl due respekt, datz teh way ai feelded boaf in 2000 & 2004. Nao itz sumwun elses turn to haz teh sower grapes.
*offers nc66 a refreshing bevrij uv himz choice to wash teh grapes down wif*
*sincerely hoaps nc66 is rong abowt teh next 4 yeerz*
*taeks nc66 by teh paws & dansdansdans*
jamamamama putz arm round niteshayde………… YESH WE CAN
*taeks jamamamama by teh paws & duz a happitayl dansdansdans*
“butt wiggel ob hope”
Win!
@@@@@@@ x elebenty
::grabs NS and jamamakitty bai teh arm::
*dans dans dans*
I doan care az long az dey doan pull uh Footloose and doan let us dans.
*stomp stomp clappity clappity*
::stomps tew the lef and tew teh rite::
See? Ai bof demo and repo.
twill be gud, yew’ll see {{{nc66}}}
{{{nc66}}}
*smiles quietlee*
Tiem fur meh to go hoam, cheezpeeps. Yew awl haz a niec nite!
az wif most ovver fings, i fink teh troof will be fownd sumwher in between (don’t belong to no party, didn’t vote for no winners, but willing to see wut happens an hope for teh best
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nite niteshayed!!!
Nite awl!
Nite John Boy…
nite 4.5 teh kittehs!!!!
…and teh ‘08 world series will be wun by Sea Fayring North Westerners jamamakitty. Ai’m conviced ob it! Absoposilootly!!!
{{{jamamakitty}}}
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‘Nite NS. ‘Nite 4.5.
well, wut i sed wuznt qwite troo… i voted for a cupple ob winners, but wuz in piddly lokal fings wher tehr wuz only one pursun running anyway
ai greez wif nightshayde. iz nise taht mai purrsonal 8 yeer depreshun is ober iz nise to nawt hab blakk klowd ob doom hangin ober hedd.
>grabs closests kitteh an dans dans dans<
yu tries to hi-jack did kitteh’s thread for talk about electshun?
sum ov us don fink itz a gud fing, and want to forgit it and jus look at kitteh nao.
: roll :
oh, adn
Vote for Pedro
Ah leik 2 sing an danse
Ah leik 2 sing an danse
Ah leik 2 b a pyret inna Pyrets ub Penzance
Wif mah silber bukkle slippers an mah tight shiny pants
Ah leik 2 sing an danse!!
fill those pantalloons wif lite!
Eberybuddy heer iz outta site
Dey doan bark, and dey doan bite
Dey keep fings loose, dey keeps fing lite
Eberybuddy waz dancin in teh moonlite…
wii liek owr fun and wii neber fite
yew can nawt dans and stay uptite
iz uh soopernatural delite
eberybuddy wuz dansing in teh moonlite
Oh hai nativeca66!
I noo I cud count on u!
Oh hai romeow.
Plz tew git awf my bak while yew count the nites wen teh moon iz big and brite?
Kthx.
:snerk:
Sowy, waz juss feelin warm and rite.
:snicker:
No worries.
Az long az yew keep fings loose and keep fings lite
Romeow!!! Nice 2 C u!! *waves happily*
O Hai, Romeow!
Ai hoepz ai diddint hurting yew.
*butt wiggul uv doom*
*flings hurself akross teh room at Romeow*
*stawps frunt end wen getting to Romeow, but back end keeps goin*
*tumblols into Romeow*
Ooops – sry.
*hedbonks Romeow*
Hao haz yew bin? Hazzint seed yew in a wile!
‘magine bumpin into yew hyer!!
O Hai, Jamamakitty!
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*butt wiggul uv doom*
*flings hurself akross teh room at Jamamamama*
etc… (gettin layzee at teh end uv mah werkday
Ooof!
*stands up, gives a shake to get awl mah floof back in place*
*offers mah paw to nightshade to help her up*
Oh nightshayde, u can’t hurt beeg strong Romeow wif ur cute liddle bodee awl dressed up in pink.
U mite wanna work on ur stopping skills. U piked kwite a bit ov speed affer ur butt wiggul ov doom. Nawt eberybuddy iz az “solid” az Romeow.
It iz SO nice to sees U!
*hedbonks nightshayde*
Teh kitteh on teh left be peekin’ inta da pickture! I tink he be wantin’ dans skillz too!
U is rite! Din’t see dat maiself! fans r pointing it out – and wifout pointee ends, to!
clappy, clappy wif floofy pawz! Gud 1 Rattipuss.
Yu mos def duz hav teh skilz nesusarii. An yu noze haow tu uze tehm.
…if I could walk that way I wouldn’t need talcum powder.
*snerk*
Moaron stikin himz hed in an roowinin wut wud uddurwaiz b totulee awsum pikshur uv mah dans skillz, I haz dat tu.
U put ntu Fotoshawp n krop owt, kthxbai?
yes! fotochop teh morons owt! fotochop aize awnto dat spider! fotochop me sum moar awsumness! fotochop me- waytaminnit… wut happend to mai tale?
Mebbe dis be bad formz her to saiz dis, butz I jus hurd frum mai dotter dat Osama be doptin reskuu goggie fur da pupez dat gun be da petz fur hiz dotters in da witz haus. Diz mek mes so hapeez. I no taks bout da politikz ebber, on dis hapeh site, but want cheezfrenz to noz bout diz. I haz embarez dat mebbe sumun talkz bout diz on da sooner sitz…if so, pleez to forgibs meh
Um … dat wud be “Obama” — nawt “Osama.” Dat partikyoolar typo, do not want.
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Ai iz bery happitayl to heerz dat their goggie will be a reskuu goggie! Dat is full uv win and awsum!
ai duzznt finkso dats teh nawt second tyme sumwun haz maded dat mistayke!!
Datz troo. Sum maeks dat mistayke on porpoise tho. Dis thyme wuz rillee a typo, aifinkso.
I dunno?!?… I aifinkso Freud wuld bii prowd.
*OK – ai’m dun, really*
::dans dans dans::
♫ Kick awf yor Sunday shooz
Pweez, Louise
Pull meh offa mai knees
Jack, git bak ♫
Akshully, aifinkso iz O…Barack!!!
‘tlees dats wut Michele wunce told meh.
I’m nawt jelus…really.
good to see ya, peri
ul bloo guy
Fanks, but ai’z jes chop’ liver.
Iz teh demo’s dat maik meh bloo aifinkso.
Aw nativca66! Yoo laiked us beFOAR yoo noo moast ov us were “bloo!” Shurlewe havn’t reelee chanjed??
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We ar nice peeple – reelee!
O’ Bama? He’s Irish?
yesh, and a parentlee from alaBama. ifinkso, yesh.
Iz dat neer teh Bahamas?
whale, depends on what you call “neer”
Ai just hoeps dey get tah goggie cause dey wants it. Nawt jus bcuz president is s’pozed tu hab goggie.
He promised the girls early in the campaign that if they wound up moving to the White House, they’d be able to get a puppy. I think it’s something they’ve wanted for a while. Besides — a house that big needs a goggie, and a kitteh azwell as long as nobody has ‘llergix.
anderson cooper/ac360 just reported dat obama/family is ‘doptin a resque goggie……….YAY KK4 wuz rite!!! gud fur yew KK4, (nawt tew be ‘barrassed)
Lead by example!
I hopes dat dey hab lots ov media round it, so moar peeps go adopt kittehs and goggies and bun buns, etc., at teh shelters!
Gobama! Go Gets ur Goggie!
oh yew jus noes der will be teh photo op!!! das gud, ai wants tew lol dat pikshur!!!
::imagines photo-op::
::finks ob capsun::
I can has national health care?”
hmmmmmmmm noes, aifinkso it will be sumfin like
ai can haz a furebber hope?
g’nite folks…….. jamamamamama is goin tew bed an dream bout teh furebber hope…….. :yawn: wuz tew ‘cited tew sleep las nite!!!
lil tendrilz 0 doom creep aftah teh jamamamakitty…
heeheehee she be asleeeeeeep!
*windz her up in a cuckooon *
won’t she be teh srurpris’d!
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Awwwww…foreber hopes iz gud.
I juss maeded a kitteh LOL, but nawt az gud smrt az jamamakitty’s.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2501291
lol, romeow, tahts eever a reely big kitteh or a reely liddle cowdh! (i will send yoo links to teh tayl ob kumo an teh Bad Cat Poo, kumo’s laytest abenchure)
Akshully, it’z kinda boff!
I wud lub to see teh linkee!
Awwww…
Owwww…
I fink ai gawt uh toof ache.
Dat wuz sew sweeeeeeeeet.
I lub dat yew awr teh optimist!
‘Nite JMMK. STDLTBBB.
Uh hows dat big needz lawtz ob animules, like…
Administrative Aadvarks
(O)Bama Bovines
Charismatic Creatures
Democratic Dogs
Electorial Elephinks (nawt!)
F…
floofy kittehs
gigglin goggies
houseful ob happi kittehs
i……….
Foolhardy Fowl
Gud Gud Goggies
Harrowing Hammies
Intelekshul Insects
Jumping Jackals
K…
ai nawt second thot dat sed jumpin jackash!!!
Iz dat shorthand fur Jumpin Jack Flash?
Jumpin Jack Flash juss passed gass…
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Oh, dat’s nawt teh way it goes?
Sowy bout dat.
*snerk*
Ai fot dat wuz plausible
Whoopie. Isn’t dat teh lyric?
Slite klarifikayshun: I b’leev he prawmisd teh gurlz dey wud getz a dawggee wuns teh elekshun wuz obur, rigardless uv weddur Obama winnd oar nawt.
I fink sum uv teh famblee akshulee haz dawg allurgeez, sew fr dem tu b udawptin a reskyoo iz rly grayt az it kud halp tu demunstrayt dat u kan get a puppeh frum reskyoo wut duz nawt upsets yr allurgeez.
rofl
ai dizznt seed taht!
good for reskuu goggee!! whut a forebber hoam!!!!
Oh noes!!! Diz wuz honust miztakz I med!!! How dat happenz?
**cowerz in cornurz wid such embarezzez her can nots lift up hedz in shame**
Iz haz big soreez for dat. Pleez to forgibz?
noes………….. nawt tew be ‘mbarrassed!!! we nooo twas aksidental!!!
Iz ok, I jus preten to wash mai faic wit mai fwuffy paws so ebbyun knowz dat ai not notices dis happenz to meh. {{jamamakitty}}
((((((((((((kerrykatz))))))))))))))))))))
Oh doan b silly, kerrykatz4!
We hab awl maeded mistakes.
{{{{{kk4}}}}}
((Romeow}} I nawt want to sem da passib agrsib persuns for da bad feelinz!!
I boted fur himz, so plez noes dat mai fingerz wuz on da rong kehs. Ai fels a badz nau dat dis hapenz to meh wen I triz to tel da gud storees for yu to see.
Kerrykatz4, u DID bring uz teh gud storee!
Nobuddy wants u to feel bad.
We doan hab hurt feelers – it’z awl gud! Doan b so hard on urseff. Dis iz a happeh place and a bery happeh tiem, IMHO.
Dis iz da hapee timz! Iz gud dat da rescue goggie getz to hab da gud lif in da Wite Hause wit da hapee hooman girlz nd famblees, nd I finks mebee dis goggy neds to habs kitteh frum dopshuns to maks da good cumpnees. Wen las tiem we seed da kittehs in da Wite Haus? Haz bin tu longz I fink. Kittehs liks to be cunselted on the furrin policees.
Frum purrsonal exspeariance, I kno dat kittehs r gud at furrin policees. We tawks bout it awl teh tiem on teh couch…and teh bed…and teh chair…
ooooh…dots. need a liszt of furrin pleeses?
All over anyfing new
Bed
Couch
Demitasse cups for Company
Elegant accoutrements
F…
Forever homez
Geraniums
Hisnherstowels
I…
I hope i’m not the only one to
Juxtapose non sequitorial words; so
Kindly add to dis
Liszt, ok? I aer
Mary0spocknsweetpeamaisouichopp’dlivahgrrrl
N i approved dis messaj
O…
On teh dry cleaning
Places where you least expect it…EXPECT IT!
Quarks…yes eben there.
Rugs, carpets, couches, (inside) toothpaste tubes
Shirley eberypwace is a furrin pwace *damn*
T…
Tea fur two
Unmentionablols
Virtually any wear
W…
Waffuls
Xray glasses
Yellow peeps leftover frum Easter
Zamboni seat covers.
Furrnichure – dat’s wat it’z fur
Gud lukin clothes
Hmph – it’s eberywhair!
I…
oopsie. i musta posted in da rong place. pls to be looking up dere ↓☼
Chelsea had teh kitteh Sox.
{{WR rat}} Das rite!! I finks dat da kittehs in dat wite haus not gets seen so much cuz kittehs lik der hapee placez and cozee cornerz and nawt wants to go on big lawn on da leeshes to be seen bai all da peeples dat bodder der sleepz timz. Kittehs nawt wantz for to frolicz for da cameraz.
oar get on big noizee hellikopticers wif teh press yellin..
aww, plz not to feel bad! i not voted for him, but i knowed wuz just a typo! happens to teh best ob us. an fank yoo for teh gud story!
{{{{{kk4}}}}} Dont werree!! It WUZ a GRATE storree – purrfekt fur us heer! An taht wuz such a teenee liddle Miss Take. Yoo shud see sum ov teh things AI hav dun heer!
I fanks u az ai wipez mai kittehs furrin policeez frum tween mai toes. He leebs dem for mai inspeshunz.
widdle drumstick legs!!
BRRAAAAAINS! BRAAAAAAAAINS!
YES! Kitty’s perfected that zombie limp.
*Then huge gatorade chug.*
LOL
Itz just a jump to the left…..
…and then a step tew teh riiIIIiiiIIIiiite.
with ur hands awn ur hipz, u bring ur gnees in tite!
fur itz teh pelvix trust taht dribes u
in say ay ay ay ay ayn
Lets dew the time warp againnnn!!
Yay!!! Floofy paws aplaws!!! Fanks tu BF473, NC66 an MuggleMary!!! Egg salad!
P.S. Gud tu c yu an Shirley agin NC66, wee missded yu!
Woot!
way 2 go cheezpeep teem!!
>puts sparklee top hat bakk on
an tap danses madlee
ai like to singa,
abowt teh moon an teh joon an teh springa…
luks liek kitteh lurvs teh moonwok~
ai has two go fur nao hopes two b bakk laturr. ai am goggie sitting an runnin bakk an fourth to gib mai kittehbois meds an come bakk an take lame goggie owtside to go poopee an bakk to gib kittehbois meds, an bakk..
u gets teh pickshur. an it goz on till teh Nov. 10. siiiiigh. nebber agin. sadly, iz probblee troo for poor liddel lame goggee. she has teh goggee wheelchare, but no likee an ai cant figger owt how to get her in it wif no cooperashun.
maybee owr new prezzident wud laik to take her to wite hawse an hab sekret servus deel wif her! she be berry kyoot, mr obama!
Halps..dis nu speak berry difcult to doos.ned to pwactis
Ur duin fine, RB, adn well come 2 ICHC. Wii lurbs noo frenz.
Iz be a big beer rawr!
Teh kitteh can doo teh Hammer Silde, adn teh Werm, adn inn teh picture he bee doin’ teh Moonwalkz! He trooly haz teh dans skillz!
LITTLE KITTEHZ
free stile is for wosies thats y i has dance skills
Dance skills i haz dem