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well, it IS elecksun dae heer…
whoa!! it is here too! what a co
idink!
Tessm, maek us an otter joke dat we hasto figger out- my bwane hazza lazy & needz exersise!
Voet earlee, voet offen.
I just voted! It taked longer to park teh car and dodge teh pamphlet-givers than to get checked in and cast my vote (electronically!) Lucky thing I works not too far from my polling place so I could go at teh lunchtime.
I wented late last week to try to do early voting but there was a 2-hour wait. Did not want. Glad I didn’t do it then.
U onlee wants dime, eben wif teh ekanomee lyk it iz?
Wow, ai wud axk 4 at leest a dollur.
or ten…
oar elebenty
a miwlion !
Cheezes twice, iz a miwlion! Get in teh getaway car!
elebenty elebentees!
*gives maus one 0′ teh dimes i tooked frum his pokkits when i thot he was ded*
Juss sai noe
ohai, anni! you bak frum yr wonderings?
Yiss, Ai gotted hoam bowt too ana haff owerz ago!
*tendrils hug anni adn then spin ‘er round in welkombak dansdansdans*
stupid
Annipuss!!
*hedbonks*
How was ur trip?
Didja miss us?
Did u bring bak prezzents???
Welkum Hoem Annipuss
**eers perk up, eies luuk, tayle twitches**
Annipuss?
**beeg floofy kitteh comes runnin at full speed, but iz unabl 2 stawp in tyme, nocking fings ober, includin Annipuss**
AI MISSDED U!
{{{Annipuss}}}
time fur a nitervenshun
erm, nintervenshun, uh, intervenison: when those deer to you tries to halp.
@@@@@
sweetpea, when I saw this commint, I laffed owt lowd! Intervenison, FTW!
and u eets all teh fuds.
Iz teh muncheez
nip an tuck!
U gotsta do sumfin ’bout dat mowse gut u haz, 2.
Iz lu-u-u-v handels! Teh laydeez luvs teh floof!
hows teh nooly weds?
*still resistink temptashuns as tendrils hoover near teh lever for twapdoor*
*reeches owt, jentlee tuches teh tendrils* Ohai, MaryO alias sweetpea! We is gud. I just put sum noo pikshors on mah profyle. Inkloods Dexter as well as teh bran noo Mr. and Mrs. Gremlin. We is teh wuns wayrin teh millyun-dollar smiols. Shh, beddur nawt tell LCB!
hmmm. is Mr Gremlin da wun yr holding in da tent? or part o da ittehbitteh kwire?
*gigglol* I putted teh noo pikshors on mah profyle but sum peepuls is having trubbel seeing them. Ther shuld be 22 total. On teh LOLs sekshun, I mayd wun uv teh wedding pikshors into a LOL. Mebbe that wil halp.
Mr. G is teh tall, dark, and hansum smyoling man.
I am teh short, smyoling bryde in teh whyt dress, holding bloo dayzees.
naow gimme ur kees, ai’ll dribe u hoam
He looks like he’s gonna do a Johnny Depp immitation. “I saw a horseman! Headless!!!”
speeking o voting- howz the voting sichuashion out dere?
local reports here are that The Line for Streets beginning wif “O-Z ” (i always suspected i lives in OZ, now i knows)
are long (parshully doo to chatty poll workers who cheks da IDz) but no waiting a tall in the otter alfamabets. *sigh*.
sumbody din’t think that thru, boviously…or mebbe iz conspear a sea.
TTI’s howm offis haz vowted tu mayk playing wib kittehs complus… clompus… rekwired.
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news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7708411.stm
ai cud hav sum cheezfrends tee & simpathee pleez? ai haz a beeg owchie todai cuz ai fel down wif a beeg boom las nite at wurk (pleh!). ai tripped awn a stoopy rug/mat fing dey haz rite inna frunt uv de doar.
dew nawt want! ai got bery bahd gnees & legs aneehow sew diz wuz nawt a gud fing fer meh 2 dew. 
ai finked ai wuz otay butt bery bery steef & owie 2dai
Here hab sum T:
ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
mink, or even milk, shoogar or lemmin?
Ans a big
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Bluesfan473}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
for teh pleh owchies
Oh pore bf473, Ai hoep ur owiez soon go wai. Fall doun go boom DO NAWT WANT!
Poor bluesfan473, dont hav an owie aneemor.
*passes over luvly cup o tea in Royal Doulton cup wif handpainted sweetpeas, wif tea that majically turns into wottevah flavah you like*
*spritzes simpathee all over bluesfan*
*nods wif empathy remembering da last time i fell doon went boom i borked my elbo*
awwww {{{{{bluesfan473}}}}} hope yoo feel better soon
{{{{BF473}}}} I haz a sowwy. Feelz betterer.
{{{{{{{{{{BF473}}}}}}}}}}
Teh ownlie tee I has is teh plane grocerystore kine — but heer’s a cup ennywai. An sum lemmon cookeez to go wif it.
Good hawt tee is good fur pretty mush ennyfing, aifinkso.
oo ai haz a sawree fur yew, bf473. ai haz teh bad gnees tew, iz no fun wen sumting happen tew maek them feel wers! Wood sum hawt choklit wif wippy creem adn fresh baked oatmeal choklit chip cuukies help yew feel bedder? ai haz sum, ai shair wid yew (adn newun else!)
Ai sowwy u falldowngobom bluesfan43. Ai haz bad nees awlso an Ai haz a big empathy for ewe. Mebbe u feelz better if u joinz mai partee on teh pri…preb…earlier lol?? Iz a sillybrayshun cuz Ai haz awl mai babehs bak togever nao. Ewe can haz awl teh tttttttttttttttttttt ans choklit ans kake ewe wantz, eben teh bubbly stufz if dat helpz. Heer, Ai brung ewe a speshul floatie chair. Nao ewe noe hafta walk on ur hurty neez no moar.
Ai haz a stoopy shood b 73, nawt 43. sowwy
43 iz close enuff fer a town dis size, hee hee. tank u fer de floaty chare, wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
{{{{{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}}}}}} Sowwy u falldowngoboom! Hoep u beddur soon!
Oh… and GO ‘BURG!
Ai nawt see u an teh mistur gremlin, but Dextur shure izza hansum boi! Ai lubs his strypes an knee-socks!
Ohai, rhsb! Iz teh weerd. Sumtiems when I goes to mah profyle, it sez ther ar less pikshors than ther is. So I kliks arownd and then I sees awl 22 uv them. Teh latest wunz I just put up this mornink. I hopes yoo awl kin see them. An Dexter haz teh luvlee knee-socks! Iz lyke an old man pullin teh socks awl teh way up himz legs! Mayks me laff every tyme I seez them.
duz hee ware de gnee-sox wif sandals & de baggy nawt-sew-shorts dat cum daown 2 hiz gnees lyke mai dad uze 2? NAWT a gud luuk!
Ai kin ownlee see leben pic awn ur profiel. Nawt fare!
Ai onlee seein elebenty azwell.
I do nawt noes why it duz this! *skritches hed* Ther ar 22 pikshors ther, and they ar awl set to view by “everybody.” I just mayd wun uv mah wedding pikshors into a LOL, so mebbe yoo kin see it ther if fur sum reezun teh pikshor itself is nawt showing up.
Heer is teh URL fur teh LOL (just kut and paste, no spaces):
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2484760&vk=zYbEp5Sk13S9D41ZAEy4PoBOSPBqBwi086vNLxKht3B%2fzeOkKdo1Tg2%2bE7IVCDrknfNVNM6eBDbKgFUf2qzkMQ%3d%3d
ohai gremlin! Dexter is teh kyooT!
I maded a lol from one of teh pix.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2484924
Cyoot Leeza!!! Ai voted fur yoo.
*wispurrs* Ai has a BIG happee todai becuz ai wuz habbing a helf scare adn todai ai founded owt iz AWL GUD!!!!1!
Yaaay 4.5K! Dat is allwaze good nooz!
{{{{{{{{{{4point5Kittehs}}}}}}}}}}
Oh fanks Cassidy! Ai fank CC fur teh blessing ob helf, adn ai doing a happeh dans.
*spin spin kik*
*twurl twurl twurl*
*caper caper prans*
*spin spin kik!!*
oh noes! u didn’t tell us?
We’z sposed to be ur s’port DK!
*feels bad DK had a scare all alones*
But… glad ur ok!!!!
Shud we has shampayne to cellabrate??
Yashplzaiwudlubsum!!!!!!!
Donut worree bowt mii nawt telling yoo guise – ai tolded mai sister.
Butt ai R berree happeh to sillybrate wif yoo!
ok! I not worries.
Nuffin to worry about now anyway, rite?
*pours DK a floot fulla shampayne*
*pour on for hurself*
*clinkiez*
Here’s to ur guf helfs!
I drinks to DK’s helf too! *rayzes a glass, sips dayntily*
leeza-b, teh lol uv Dexter is teh kyoot! Nashunal sekyurity skills – he haz dem!
*razes glass ob sparkly shampayne*
To DK the besest of helf and happiness too
*glug glup glug*
Fanks gramlin adn MUH! Cheez!!
*∞o¤*º*۞¤*ộº☼*öºộ☼O☼Q۞Ôò©ºO∞°☼o*○☼
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Ooh, shampers! Fang u Leeza!
Ai toste to teh helf ob awl teh cheezpeeps.
Cheez! *klinkee glassis*
U knows, dis celabrashun needs a bit more speshul.
*waves over a YNNSB*
Okays, NNSB…ur job todays is to wait on DK hand, foot and wutebber else needs waiting on.
*slips YNNSB xtra munnies*
Make shur u keeps hur glass full, and a smilol on hur face, k?
Woahs, ur teh bestest, Leeza! Schmoo!
*starts making list ob wut will keep a smylol awn her faes*
Dang! This shudda been up at teh top.
Snerk!
Gollygosh! what a walkum! Thx!
Ai had a grate tiem – had a mini cheezmeet wiv maggsuverhooman, did lots uv shoppin, an gotted sokin an freezin playin busis!
Yiss, Ai did miss u awl an Ai aer glad 2 be hoam!
Ohai, anni, an welkum bak!
Repeet after meh: Therz no playc lyke hoam. Therz no playc lyke hoam.
Berry troo dat – Ai liek mai own bed best!
ai maided a lol wif wun uv ur pixures gremlin
I went an lukkd at it, BF473. Iz gud! Yes, strypes ar ver-reh “in” this fall. We luvs us owr tabbeh-kat strypes!
we missed Uz 2! gud 2 has U bak
{{{{annipuss}}}}
speeking o voting- howz the voting sichuashion out dere?
local reports here are that The Line for Streets beginning wif “O-Z ” (i always suspected i lives in OZ, now i knows)
are long (parshully doo to chatty poll workers who cheks da IDz) but no waiting a tall in the otter alfamabets. *sigh*.
sumbody din’t think that thru, boviously…or mebbe iz conspear a sea.
I am sweetpea, and i approved this ad, unless it is a duplicate in which case blame it on a PAC.
oh, dis is teh weerd. i could have sworn i putted this up under maus’s voting brgr comet. and WP eeted the comment fr a looooong time. I guess i can has been Nominated.
My posting has been weird for about 15 minutes. Nothing is going under the right comment. Pleh!
I shutdown my browser and restarted it. That seems to have helped.
Dudez culd u helpz me learnz cheezburger talk i new herez i neeedz a friend . + my art is not on websit yetz culd u help me get itz ther
uh ohes. it be the 2000 Floriduh voting system coming to haunt us?
EEK!
Noes… not teh…. CHADS??11!?
yup. i see a few hanging around…
and, oh no, do i see a Butter fly ballet? oh, wait, nebbermind, is just teh onarks on dere migratoree paf, noming da milkweeds in my yard.
i feelz teh sorry for anywun akshully named chad.
Gidelyns foar fixing chads:
1) Add edibul glitter adn catnip – stik on wib cheez oar butter
2) Throe in air tuwards kittehs
WP iz sulkin `coz Ai haz bean awai! my replai is doun bilow!
Owie! Heer, sit daon in teh Anti-Horriblol Day chair, iz uphosturd wif eggstra-floofy cheezmap blankkit an can has reclyning an heeting an massaj an fings. heer be nuvver blannkit fur ober yu. Iz cold drinks n noms in wun arm, an sordid chokklit in teh uvver. Ai gets yu sum tee, yu just relaks.
{{{{{BF473}}}}}
*annipuss pikks herselb up and hugs ebbrywun (eggsept WP hoo keeps puttin my messijis in teh rong plaes!)*
Ai aer glad 2 be bakk – Ai had wivdrawul simptumz!
an iz teh grate pixures uv u & meester gremlin
Fangs! Everybuddee – yoo shuld be abul to see teh wedding pikshors on mah profyle! If yoo go ther and don’t see them, klik arownd a liddel – sumtiems it tayks a few kliks to show up. I set them so everybody shuld be allowd to see them.
Teh WerdPretzl iz borked agin, aifinkso. *grrr*
Ack! Whai tihs nawt be up wif bluesfan axing fur tee an sympafies? Stooopy stoopy WP!!!!
how bowts a hug?
{{{{{{{BF}}}}}}}
and a choklit milkshaek??
aneewun elze havin weerd problemz awn heer todai? ebree tyme ai poasts a commint my name/email/uri fingy goez blank & ai haz 2 fill it inn agin. dat haz nawt happen 2 meh afore.
Iz..
Deh fowrce !!
Iz twying to work aginst u !
GOO luk skywolkeh!
Hooston… we has a problem.
who broked teh spayce-tyme coniunumumumumuumium again?
Sum wizard findededd a button an wundurd what wud happin if tehy prest it? Despyte teh big sine taht said, DU NAWT PRESS?
Yay, iz sewed back tugevver again, aihopeso!
Wazzunt me aie didnawtdodit
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*Hydes big sine dat sais*
*NO REALLY DO NWAT PRESS I MEAN IT. DAWNT PRESS THE BUTTON*
*behind bak*
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*an very lawg false beerd*
Carefull or I’ll go get da librareean. Ook!
I have banananananas
I fink he’s more parshul to peenuts.
Hao ennybudy spost tu having conbersashuns if commints nawt threading?? *growl* *hiss hiss*
heer taeks tis needul an cotton ……….
dis will make teh dark n stormee tomorrow VERY interesting…
Hai every1 !!!!
Ohai Ravensqueaker
how r u?
O good. U?
aie is ok tank u fer askin
Tank u ebreewun, u maik meh feel bedder. Less sai dat “grace” bee nawt mai middlol naim sew dis wus bery embarrazzing fer meh as wel as skaree & owchie. Ebreewun had 2 cum runnin 2 see de beeg clumsee laydee awn de floor.
hmmm, commints bee goin ebreeware todai! Anee hoo, tank u 2 ebreewun fer de tee & sympafee!
I sends yoo simpathee too. Is imbarrisin when yoo falls. But peepul offin laffs, but layter is reely hurt. I hopes yoo is OK! {{BF473}}
afinkso ai amma ok, wuz nawt 2 bahds afterwurds at wurk las nite but wen ai gut up dis moanin, yeow! ai considerin playin hookee tonite but reely cahnt ford it
Yu can haz ibuprofens oar sumfing (fur nawt-want inflammashuns) an heeting pad fur keep fings loose an fleksibul? Wif or wifout fur? Oar mebbe hawt baf, problee better wifout fur? Heets feel gud awn pleh muskles.
Ai sending teh heeling NRGs frum heer taht wurk nawt be horriblol tonite.
{{{{bf473}}} sowee U has an ouchie
{{{{{BF}}}}} hopes yur owies goe way zoon an yu feels all beturr soon!!!
It be storees liek dis dat teh expression
Duhhh
wus inbented
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http://www.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7708411.stm
Teh moar hostile commints awn tihs storee maek me wunder hao menny uv tehm being eggsaktlee teh peeps whu needing it.
Tihs cud be berry berry useful fur animlol crooltee cases. An there be peeps whu fink if tehy give kitteh fud an litter boks, iz enuff, eben if iz just wun kitteh an teh hyoomin iz owt lots. So iz gud reminder.
But is a DUHHHH berry big fur peeps whu be luving kittehs propurrrlee, defnitelee.
Ai can moving tu TTI? Kanadia nawt having tihs kinduv fing.
Naw the DUHHH iz cause it taken 8 weeks of elebenty clebber govment types to collect all dis tewgever.
All tehy needed tew do wus coming in heer an asking teh Kwestuns!
*shakes hed sadlee*
I haz a happee dat petz has protections n proud dat teh law be tehre for tem. Aie jst wished aie cud be in line fur when day hand awt dese cushy fact findin jobz
OH! Otay, taht ai agrees wif. Toadallee.
Ai can haz govmint job tu say hao tu having helfy happeh kittehs?
yez an furder reserch shud be dun tew see ifin kittehs prefer going to see james bond moobie or palying bingo. An ob korse the correkt wia to lubs and snorgles kittehs and dawggies and the iddle mawsie/hammertes/pinnygigs/wabbits n otter cyoot stuff.
Dis jon fur lief i hoeps, err I fink.
An we gots tu du reeserch intu kittehs uv awl ajis an breeds an eben colurs (coz torties/calicos awlways gotta be diffrint), an bakgrouns, an iz diffrint if kitteh rayzed wif mousie oar wif pinnygig, an, an…so menny bariabuls! Du teh yung kittehs prefurr teh pewtur games? An whut about bois vs fiksd bois vs gurls vs fiksd gurls? It cud taking us a berry berry lawnt time tu figgur tihs stuff owt!
yais dis b berry important aie m gowin to find teh dawted line tew sign up
Mai stoopy browzr nawt ‘splayin teh stoary, but iz ‘k. Ai knoez hoa stoopy gubrmint studeez can b.
hey evreeboddy, picklhed (hoo iz noo heer) iz habing a speshul sellybrayshun neer teh bottom ob teh kitten-in-teh-skreen thred in sellybrayshun ob him/hurz goggies coming home!
go haz sum chonklits an shampayns an sellybrate teh goggies bein home! 
Tanks ewe fur inbiting teh oters!! Ai iz wantz ebery1 to haz gud timez an share in mai big big happee!
sumtimes wen fings get putted on teh end ob a thred, tehy not gets az much notise az tehy deserbs, an it sownded liek too much fun to pass up!
Not so funny lol is not so funny, akshully.
considering there are really people liek this out there (except not on catnip, obviously).
Yes addiction in IRL is nothing to laugh about or laugh at
and I don’t think we are laughing at anyone battling addiction or their families.
But this lol is funny the kitteh luks drunk and the odder kitteh
luks eggsaperated and it also luks lyke der on a nite about the town
so is a gud capshun akshully
just my 2 cents.
Kthx bai
Just regaining blooness.
Nuffin to see here.
aie seeeee blooooooness
Yah, Leeza, ur nawt taht inbisibul!
yeah ifin she wuzzn’t heer we’d miss seeing her
oh itz not just me todays… werdpress has a littel issue earlier! Twas everyone dat wuz effected!
Equal stoopy for all!
hai evreebody! burfday fairy haz finally gotted fings wurked owt wif dis LM pursun, she agreed to stop puttin taht stoopy japaneez kartoon cat in my abatar playse, an i gets purty noo qwilty fing!! yay!!! so heer i am wif a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehm burfdays today!! an today i haz bringed… leftober hallolween kandy!! lots an lots ob it!!! an i only get steh gud stuff, teh fun-size snickers an milky ways an peanut-butter cups, teh starbursts an skittles an tootsie-pops!! (mr. burfday fairy sed wumwun bringd leftober hallolween spungebob sqwarepants froot snaks to teh offise. sed it wuz wun ob the weerdest fings he’z eber eeted.) an goodie bags filled wif MORE LEFTOBER HALLOLWEEN CANDY!!!!! (plz sumwun eet this stuff so i duznt eet it all myself) an insted ob konfettis i will frow MORE CANDYS!!!!!
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* sniff sniff…
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snickers… Milky Ways… Skittles…
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OOOHHHMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Pleh! Peenut Budder! pleh pleh pleh!
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kwik! gimme sum moar chokklit tu get teh horriblol tayste outta mai mouf!
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* rummages through big pyle ob leffover Hallolween sweets…
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OMCC! Jelly Snakes! adn Chokklit Army Dillers! adn adn adn Sherbet Dips!
ohai GP!
Did u see ur relativ on teh ealier (Sowy itz not perfect) lol?
Maybee itz ur cuzzin??
stoopy skwirrl… issa a lolmster nawt a Guinness Pig! awltho he does has a GP liek appeetyte!
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mebbeh issa berry distunt cuzzin…
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O lookit! Terkeesh Deelite! OHM NOM NOM NOM
wat dis? Spongebob Squarepants? * nibble nibble *
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moar liek NOMbob NOpants nao, aifinkso!
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* dives back unner pyle ob sweets
hay! hoo u callin stoopy? Dat’s not nice.
Rn’t all u rodenty types cuzzins of a sort?
Just becaws I izzn’t a PHD sinetist like Phillipee…
*bottom lip trembles*
* pokes hed outta pyle ob chokklit
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huh? whut? Umm, ai ar nawt a “Rodint”! Ai ar a sooper soph.. sofa… suff… ai ar teh posh!
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* wipes melty chokklit on back ob paw adn dives back inna pyle
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mmm fudge… * drool *
* taeks sekkund lukk at skwirrl…
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hmm… Furreh? yesh. Tayl? yesh. Scampers arownd a lot? Yesh.
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* hands leeza a mirrur
I is NAWT a skwirrl.
I is a skwirrl TRANER.
Even if my tayle is a littul furry.
*hmph*
huh? whuts goin awn??? wared teh beeg skwirrl go?
And u IZ a rodent 2.
*hands GP teh mirror back*
STN
*hauls Guiness Piggeh awt of huyge pile ob sweeties, detaches him frum oversized piece of fudge*
*stern voice*
Noa y u be callin our sqwirrl fren stoppi? Dat nawt nice. Aie fink all dese sweeties be making u not sew nice to frenz. Fur ur own good aie be confiskating tehm.
*hand Guiness Piggeh carrot stick*
nom on this an go say sorri to leeza. Go on. I’m watching you….
*absintly minded starts to nom fudge*
ifinkso GP haz had too much shugars, yep.
mmm… emma nems…. mmm….
ennemas?
ooh now dat’s an ideeyah!
I’m starting to fink maybe GP is allergick to teh choklit.
So itz not hiz falt. But we has to halp him get it owt of his system.
*Calls for Nurse Ratchitt*
* eyes carrot stick, fudge cubbered O.L.Us adn angree lukking Skwirrl Trainer
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Um, leeza… ai has a sowee… yu nawt teh stoopy, eet wassa teh fudge tawking!
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ai can has forgibeness? plzthx?
*sideways luk at GP*
Hmph. The fudge talkin?
Teh Lolidays is just arownd teh corner!
Wot will happens when we iz bureed in fudge, and peppy mint barks, and candee canez, and cookiez, and caeks, et cetera et cetera et cetera?
Maybee u shud considurr a ‘lebenty step program.
Donut lissen to ol’ chonlklitt pants ober dere, Leeza.
Yoo nawt stoopee!
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yoo no stoopy LizaB! Sheesh some peoples and odder creetures jes cannot handle da chokklit. *wags pointy indexy finger* GP, yew better go sober up ifinkso! Too much sugary rush mayke yew say meanthings.
huh? whut? hu sed taht? ware mai chokklit go?
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uh oh, ai nawt feline so gud, akshully… ai holdy onna teh floor but but but ai feel liek ai gonna fawl awf!
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plz to be passy teh bukkit!
*passes teh bukkit*
*hawlds whiskers owt of teh wai*
Ai helpz u owt an eetz ur pnut budder chawklitz – Ai lubz dem!!
mmm *mowf ful ob emme nems* sabe sum for me, plzkthx. ifinkso teh peanut budder iz being a mostly amerkin tayste, mebbe peeplse (an pinny gigs) frum ovver contrees like TTI (taht’s teeny tiny ingerland) mebbee not haz teh tayst for it.
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that’s ok, leebes more for us!!
pnut budder? *shudder* NAWT want thankyou. I haz maor fudge it r teh tastee, i wunner were teh bufday faree gets it from?
Ai lubs peanut budder, but nawt wiv sweet fings – iz gud wiv strong cheez oar awn itz own.
I agree totally
Just doant step on da wet tyle! ..oh nebbuurmind…
Lolz!!!1!
Prolly wut ai luked liek awn Halloween…………
wuz it yoo eeted all teh candees for teh trik-or-treeters? or more, um, growd-up refreshmints?
Bof lunarmommy. *hangs hed* Bof. But ai gawtta sai ai hadz a lotta fun tho!
why can i no ads dis to mah favrits?
O hai hoovah! Ai finks u needs to register wif dis website cuz it won’t let me favrit unless ai rememembered to register. Aifinkso. Sumtiems ai forgets.
Ai kannut tayk yu enniwhar, Bob!
Is u havin kittens? OMG!
Big belly!
Wel, mebbee teh nip iys nawt teh praublum foar Bob;
Mite bees an oaverdoase ov leftid-oaver candee frum Hallolweenses;
Kittehs sumetiems taike kwite a shyne tuu chokolit-cuvered mowsees;
Iyf thems stuffedts themseylves tuu muches wif teh guudies, thems geyts a shuger-hi, adn tehn wyndes up liek poar uhnfoartunite Bob awl passeded aowt awn teh siedewaulk oaver tehre….. poar guiy…..
maby bob changes 2 a girlz an pass outz on pavment? ai dnt kno bt tihs knvrsationz prty rndm. ai laikz itz.
i love this its so cool its so pimpin totaly withe all my love ryleebob