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da feetz bonez
ohai old lurker! xtra nyce nawt sekond!
Tank ewe berry mush. Ai maded mai con crats commint down da thred for NS and BC.
p.s. and nice abitar bi da wai
Ai hab no idee why dis is showin up nao. I maded it munfs ago and it never showed before. WP is berry stranj.
beri free spirited dat wurd press…
U say free spirited… I say owtta control… tomatoe, tomahto.
wurd press wants yu tu be supprized! Nyss wurd press!
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, old lurker!
an tu yu tu
wuts nawt sekkund?? I’mma noob…sowwy
Noe need to ‘pologize, floydfan! Dere bees a tradishun heer ob saying “nawt sekkund” insted ob “furst” fur teh
furstnawt sekkund commint. Dere mite be a ’splanashun awn teh Lolspeek wiki at teh tawp ob teh paij. Janet bees gud at ’splanining it, too.o i c….sed da blind man…I tinks i unnastand. I thought it had sumpfin to dew wif havin ur lol on da home page. I wuz hopin my “you betcha” would make it, but it’s still sittin on da upcoming somewhere
anyone have any idea how long stuff sits in purgatory (upcoming)?
only teh cheez knowz….
iz becawz sumtimes peeples see “no comments” an tehy wants teh furst commin wifowt having to wurk for it, so tehy just sez “first.” wich iz lame. so iz considered rood to say “first” an hog up teh furst commint insted ob leeving it for sumwun hoo akshully finks ob sumfing clever, or at leest relevant, to say. tehn became so taht using teh wurd “first” in context ob teh furst commint iz rood, so we sez “nawt-sekund” insted.
Well said lunarmommy!!
Well comb ah bored teh cheezieland ried, floydfan. everiwan haz 2 bee a noob soemtiem. iz okai. we awl ben der.
Tanx big-gladys, I appreciate ur welcome. I’m slowly but surely gittin da hang ov dis. It’s fun, and very addictive!
Iz BERRY addictib. Ai shud be werkin awn homwerk or sleepin, but ai be readin mah cheezfrenz commints.
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Conga ratz, old lurker, awn da nawt second spawt.
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oh, hai! r u my feetz?!
How’d he do dat?
Yoga kitty doin it rite!
Luks like dis kitteh iz portable, foldable vershun!
Cats are flexible.
O, right. Just try telling that to a kitteh who will only eat one brand of salmon-flavored gushifuds and throws a tantrum if u serve dinner one nanosecond after 6pm!
heh! srsly u r rite awn dat LCB!
flexible r one thing…. reazonable is anutter.
Flexibul (adj.): A deskripshun ob teh mani adn varied wais kittehs can thoe tantrums, adn wich windoe tehy will throe teh tantrum thru.
Kittehs haz da spinez med of elastics
Datz yer tayl, izzint it?
oh niteshade………… ai keep missin yew…but ai maded yew a lol on yer birfdai so beddar layte den nebber… hope it wuz a happi
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2452710
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Bery kyoot — fanks, Jamamakitty! Itz nao favritted.
yay,sry ai kept missin yew…….. ai wud sine on an yew wud be sayin g’nite……an ai wud be like, oh noes!!!
Well, let’s see… There’s lotsa bones in ur body:
Achy when it rains bone
Belly bone
Can’t bend it backwards bone
Dont touch this bone
E…
Elbow Bone
Funnee bone
G….
Gibblet-mashing bone
Hed bone
Imbizibul bone uzed tu hit goggies adn hoomins wib
Jumping bone
Kangaroo bone (distinkt from jumping bone in dat kangaroo bones can sustain teh hops)
L…
eer bone?
funnee bone..
gimmee a bone…
h…
hed ake bone
i bones
jaw bone
k..
Knee bone
Layzee bonez
Midnite crayzeez bone
N…
Kracker knuckl bone
Long leg bone
Messed up bone frum where you braked ‘em 6 years ago (see Achy bone)…
knee bone
lol bone
mai achee feets bone
n…
nawt swollen rite nao bone
operatabill bone
post operative bone
Q…
quit while yur ahead bone
running in a marathon bone
samba dancing bone
tew old tew samba bone
under da tail bone
very fexibul bone
w…
wild bone
xciting midnit race bone
yelling at top of lungs bone
zee kyoot bone…
Bone to be wild bone
Snerk!
Bad to teh bone!
Bad 2 teh bone
Bad to teh bone
ai culd NEBER in elebentee billyon yeers getmai feets up bye mai eers!
Clearly u’ve never been debriefed!
Shhhh!!! He’ll start all ober again! Guard yer trouzerz!
nope, nebber have – iz yew teh voyce uv profeshunal eggzpereyence?
I have some experience wif debriefing, yes. Mostly as a supervisor. If u see Maus around, axe him about teh weekly specials!
I fink mebbeh LCB haz had sum eggsperiense with being debriefed. I wuz absent that dai. Maus has a fing for briefs aifinkso. Not to cast aspershunz…..
*luuks arownd ankshuslee* Maus izn’t ne wear near, iz he?
*hydes be hynd LCB*
*hangs on tyte to own breefs and slips behynd uniquekitty and LCB to hyde*
* sez: “SSHHHHH!!! WAzzat ober dere?”
*gibs uniquekitty a big wedgie and runz awai quick!**
hey!!! dat wuzn’t berry nyce!! *pouts*
*haz guud ideya*
**Gibs LCB a big wedgie adn runs awai fast be hynd bobcatt**
Dat wuz a GRATE idear!
fanks! ai gots it frum yew!
yesh, LCB shuld be nawt second since she alreeddee haz eggsperiyence, aifinkso
LCB eben writed teh Offishul Debreefing Anfem:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/23/funny-pictures-all-i-hear-iz-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/#comment-449684
Yesh yu cud.. When we werz liddle we puts our feetz in our moufs an ears and chewd on em. Den we gotted auld and un-fleck able. Poo.
Pleh for da unflekable. Wen dis happen all uba suddins to us? I finks if had ar yung fleckable bodees nd older smartee branz we cul rool da worlds!
ai don’t know if ai wuz eber taht flecksibul eben wen ai wuz liddle(r)
Awwwww.
U can get some flexibul back, if u does teh yoga.
Trooly.. it werks!
if you can stand the screaming………..
Itz not sposed to hurt!
U just needs to go sloooooow and eeeeasy.
does it help wid teh bad back adn gnees?
I don’t know abowt the knees, but itz GRATE for ur back!
Alsew, ur balanse and coordinashun… and u don’t has to do teh power yoga or make urself into a pretsell to get a benefit.
Altho the pretsell thing can come in handy… uh, getting somthing from under teh car seat while ur driving. And stuff like that.
hhhmmm- kuld be worff a trai!! if it mite help mai back (adn maybe gnees tew), tehn maybe stiff-back-herts-tew-get-owt-of-bed-in-teh-mawnin wuld nawt be sew bad
*deep breff*
WELL.. I had a bak surgerry 5 yrs agos. Wot teh Dr. told me after was, teh BEST thing I cud do for my bak is to walk, 1-2 miles, 1-2 times a day. I has a grate walking path at werks, part sidewalk and part trail, prolly btw 2-3 miles long, that I walk 5 days a week, and try to hike at 2-3 weekends a month. And I feel GRATE and I can really tell teh diffrense when I miss my walks. So I wud tell u, furst of alls, to look up on teh innertubes a yoga pose called ‘pigeon’ and do this every morning. It wuz teh only thing that got me moving every day til my surgeri. (I hadda disc thing)
Do pigeon, and walk. And do teh yoga too, look for a class of gentle yoga. Teh walking, and teh yoga, are teh best for ur back.. but if u do teh yoga u’ll see so many more benefits… my enthoosiasm, let me show u it!
Would it be halpful or harmful to walk like a pigeon?
Hmmm… depends.
If u can keep ur feathers owt of teh way, u still gets a gud workout. But if teh feathers is causing wind resistense, u mite find urself pigeon towed.
Dey b habbing pidjinz dat will towing u??
I gotta git mii wun uv dem!!
Mai frend iz winging hiz wae 2 Egypt rite nao….wehn he getz bak Ai’ll hab 2 see ifz he walkz liek an Egypshun.
awn mai dais off werk ai walk 3-4 myles, ai werk 12 hour shifts adn walk lawts wen ai iz there. ai libs neer a state forest, sew kan walk awn paved road adn awn trails. ai alsew horseback ryde, don’t know if iz guud fur back or nawt (dr says nawt sew guud fur gnees, but iz wut ai duz tew relax) ai had disc ishoos tew, luckilee managed tew avoid sergeree. wuz werking job wif lawts uv heavee lifting,nawt guud fur back or gnees, but got promoshun! no more heavee lifting! will haf tew luuk into yoga – dr sent mii tew physikal theripee, did nawt sai do yoga…fanks, Leeza-b
ooo… horsebak riding, definitely I can not do! Too much bowncing and uh, ur bum pownding teh saddle… bang bang bang… owie on teh bak!
Alsew, I was told never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever try mowntain biking. Tehy sed that was teh wurst thing u cud do 2 ur bak.
Gud luks!
I is hedded to bed. Nite all!
Nite Leeza! Happpee ‘lecshuns!
*making teh notes uv tihs tu telling teh bf wif teh berry pleh back…*
i gotz noes ideah
Connekt’d to da elbone!
Con gradu la shunz to NS and BC!!!!! We haz us a brayd fur teh nawt-sekund spot. Yu wanna go wid me to teh Ty Boot eek? De jest gotted in sum neu kitteh sox.
ah wish tew join u altho i r nawt kwalified. i has a fren in da klingon catburay. is rite off da bak door ov da tybooteek
Da wha .. where?
yesh, ask janet. bak n the furst dais ov da tybooteek dare wus da klingon catburay off da bak an a nice place tew get a nosh. but i guess dat has been furgotten in da joi of shoppin fur bobbelhead kities an stuff
I would be thrilled and honored to go wif you to the TyBooteek! I fink this iz the not seccond tyme I have been dere on “offishul not seccond bizniz”. I fink we should order up some fizzydrinx too while we are pikking out fancee kitteh sox. I heerd that LCB is tending bar tonyte……
oh! xceeelant! i shall ask fur a sparlkii screwdriver!
on da rox? Screwdriver on da rox mebbeh kind of hard onna teefs. No?
Oooooh111 LCB as bart ender… wat to drinkie??
Hey LCB…watz da spezial ttoo nite?
Mebbeh LCB will plug in teh blender and make some frozyn whatzits for us. Mebbeh aicecreem drinx wif wippy creme?
YeaH Datz sownds wunder mus>
If LCB duzzent come back to the bar soon, I may tri to make teh drinkses myself….
duz yu hab a lie senze tu upber rate da ma sheens?
Er, noe, but aifink yoo jes poosh dis here button……
Oooops.
beez care full… LCB iz bak dowun da thred and ai axksed her to make uz some tink gud to drink.
Oooh — iz dey moisture-wicking sox? Mebbe ai will get a baesball cap wif kitteh eerz onnit. Oh — an a Hello Kitteh stuffie.
Da soxez ar 100 purr cent or ganik cottin an maded wid all nat chural bench tabal dye.
Is it de Basil Rathbone?
{{{ D. R.}}} haz a clebber bone!
Aww tankey
Ai haz portant kwestun. Wen Dear Abby Tabby gon be on next? I has portant kwestun to aks herz. Duz I just aks da kwestun nau or must watz for hur to cumz bak on?
Deer kerrykatz4,
AbbyTabby is being asked to tend bar. She can either do this or answer your questions, not both.
U can see teh sense in this, rite? I mean, such a important job that affects so many lifes should not be done while u is distracted answering letters from desprit kittehs.
So unless somebuddy else volunteers to tend bar, u will has to wait.
And if somebutddy does volunteer to tend bar, I’ll has a margarita wif extry salt and extry tekwilla.
AbbyTabby
Bobcatt an Ai wud lub tu be habbin one ob doez spezial chonlit freezy alko holic drinkies dat yu make…Pleez and tankz
Uh… we hab teh bartending sitchyashun totally unner control…. so, um, no need to leeve teh cumfert of your couch to help us here in teh (*WHIZZZZZZ!!!!) um (SPSSPSPSPPLLLLLLLAAAAAATTT!!!!) Tybooteek bar. We are um, doing jest fine figgering this ratzenfratzen thing out ourelvz. You can go back to your helpin of the kittehs whoo needz halp wif teh hoomanz. Jest done spect yer drink to be berry pretty…… (*WHIRRRRRRRRR – BOOOIIIINNNNGGG!!)
Oops.
Thx 4 ur unnerstanding. I can advice teh kittehs better if I’m not mixing drinks at teh same time.
Just be careful wif teh machines and watch teh pressure gauge on teh Fetzer valve and u will be just fine.
Hmmmm I tink it were teh xtree chonklit that I putzed in teh blender for old lurker’z speshul drink that is cauzing the prollem. Mebbeh I put too mush in? I will jest need to take a bit out (chomp chomp) and see if teh blender blenz rite agan. (chomp chomp) * mmmm good chonklit.
* fallz ober in chonklit catatonnic episoad*
*uh…. ennyone want to take ober? *
Dear AbbyTabby, U ar da bestest ebber! I sendz out sum eggstra margaritas for u nau, and menee hopes dat da peepls be nice to yu tonit and leebs manee tips for u, den mebbe yu can adds advices fur meh wen u dun. I wishes to be at yur bar so I cudz mek shur der no mousies in der to bodder u. Fanks so much, signed, Ripper
Deer Ripper,
Thx for ur concern and 4 teh margaritas. It seems that bobcatt and old lurker has things under some sort of control at teh bar, so I can answer ur question. Whut is on ur little mind?
AbbyTabby
*luks around*
*duzznt see Ripper anywheres*
Deer Abby Tabby,
It seems ur free for teh moment! Sew maybee u can halps me wif my problem. I haz always prided myself on my cleenliness! I gives myself regular baffs every day. WELL… teh otter day, my hoomin kidnapped me, put me inna box and tooked me somewheres. Then I was drugged and knokked owt! Can u imagin?? I woked up at homes, and everrything seemed normal……until baff time. I seem to be missing… some of my parts. Whut cud have happened? Where r my harblz?? How can I get tehm back? Wud leegal ackshun halp? Or shud I use teh poyntee ends on my hoomin?
Please halp! I has a date wif teh kitty next door tomorrow nites, and I don’t want hur to see me leik this!!
Signed,
Assalt Victim
Ripper iz dwn at teh end of teh page, waiten fur teh Deer Abby Tabby
Deer Assalt Victim,
AbbyTabby has heered about cases like urs before. She used to think it were a urban legend, but now she is not so shure.
U can absolutely take legal action against ur hoomin. AbbyTabby holehartedly recommends teh services of teh undedded Jonny Cokran. Mention this lolumn and gets elebenty percents off!
Oh, wait. Ur prollem is that u alreddy gots elebenty percents off. Sry. U can soo ur hoomins, but u cannot, er, recover that which has been removed. AbbyTabby recommends that u prepare for ur hot date by finding some kine of substitoot, um, parts. Reach way back under teh fridgerator and u’ll prolly find a few fuzzy items in moar or less teh rite shape. If they does not stick to u on their own, u mite try some ducktape. Oh — and this is vry important — do not let teh dog talk u into using teh stapler!
If u are sootably swahve and debonairy wif ur lady fren, she will not notice that u are not all that she dreamed of.
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby,
My hoomin akkuzed me ob being eezily distract………string!stringstringstring!
Yors,
Oooooohfluffyshynyfings!
Deer Oooooohfluffyshynyfings!,
AbbyTabby must say that she has never enjoyed a letter as much as she has enjoyed yours. Her phlonquais had leaved a winder open — ooh! birds! — and ur letter blowed offa her desk so she hadda chase it around teh room. Oh, look! there’s my jingly mouse under teh sofa! I’d better get it now so I don’t forg– hay! A spot of dirt is on my foot. Gotta warsh it– did somebuddy just open teh fridgerater? etc.
Ahem. AbbyTabby thinks ur hoomin is eggsagerating. Hoomins as u knoes is rather dim-witted creatures wif no capacity for cerebral multitasking. Is possimabul that they is teh jellus of u. They say “easily-distracted”, we say– WOW! Is that a laser dot?
AbbyTabby
ohai Joe the LCB is Uz watching elekshun returnz?
O hai, Joe teh two_kittehs! I just turnded teh returns on. I is one of teh few peeps what libs in this area what isn’t a political junkie, so I has it on picshur-in-picshur at teh moment. Looks like big squiggly line is kicking smaller squiggly line’s butt!
Haz fun watchin yer squiggly lines. Ai iz goin to a elekshun returnz partee.
*Waves gud nite to teh cheezpeeps*
Buh-bye, Joe teh nightshayde! Has fun storming teh lection returns!
is berry ‘citing returns!!!
yes we can!
ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!!
ai almost haz a sad for joe teh mcpayne……
..
..
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Woot! Woot! Woot! adn a beeg tanks 2 awl teh cheezpeepz in O High O. Hoorai 4 u fer ur senzee.. sensub… centzi…. smart votin.
he shud has thinked befoh he made Sarah the Governor
his running mayte
ai fink teh forf werd is teh key…………
I fink mavrickee candydate is gonna lose in imaginary
Virginia (also known as NoVa) and hence lose the state.
we’ll see
wear teh mavrickee candy date gonna lose teh state? maibe in wan ov her hoity toity Gucci shoppeeng bagz?
NoVa is teh imaginary?
But… but… that’s whare I lives!
ruh roh……….
that’s not whut I sayz that’s whut mavricky purrsidenshal
candydate sayz the camppain been saying NoVa
is not the real Virginia
since I a physiks kitteh
I concludes that it beez imaginary
QED
butter hied awl ur shinee fings cuz LCB mite bee takin dem nao dat u dissed on her state. I here she haz teh sharp pointee tings 2. Id run if ai waz u.
2K, yew is fiziks kitteh?? oh mai!!
I lubs NoVa I used to work dere
don’t look at me I no dissed LCB’s state
but the purrsidenshul candydate done it
I jus carries himz logik to it logikal
conclusion
Well, it is teh troo that this parta teh state (commonwealth, ackshully) is teh vry bloo, but it is teh real. My imagination would have me living in a nicer nayborhood, for eggsample.
dissing the peeplols whose votes Uz wantz
not so smart akshully
cnn sez obama wins!!!!!!!
BTW, can I just menshun that I had to gigglol today when I voted. We hads teh computer voting machines (although they offered paper too). Teh voterperson was showing me how to use it and she sayed, “Is teh vry easy, LCB. U just touch teh candidates u wanna vote 4.”
I’d rather throw creem pies at teh ones I don’t wanna vote 4. Mabye next time.
do nawt teh math peepz nao sai complex nummer insted ov imagin ary nummer. if dat bee sew, den NoVa iz nawt teh imaginairy state, butt iz a complex state.
This bees so eggsiting! I is teh ahppy to share this moment wif u guise.
errr, ai meen commonwealth
Oh, so u has seed some of our highway interchanges, hmm, big-gladys?
mai eyes has a leeky!!! ai haz bin dis’pointed sew mini times!!!
{{{{{{{{group hug}}}}}}}}}}
Wooot!!!!1!! 4 awl teh cheezpeepz awn teh west coast who jus pushed Obama over teh 270 mark.
Me too (beendisappointedwise, that is.)
*hugs cheezpeeps*
Hugz u tu {{{Jamamamamamakitty}}}
yer welcum!!!
hugs tew yew tew {{{{cweenie, lcb, ebbrywun!!!}}}}
ai jus can’t b’lieve it
kep finkin sumfin wuz gonna go rong
Drinksies and dans, dans dans 4 eberywan!!!1!!!1!
Always a good plan to hope 4 teh best, but prepare 4 teh worst.
AbbyTabby will tend bar!
Catnip margaritas, everybuddy?
NIP NIP NIP!!!
duz a happi dans wif a wiggle
butt wiggle ob hope!!!!
{{{lcb+bg+jm+cweem+ebry wun whose luking}}}
Yes we did
a big grup hug
I ar teary eyed
*mixes ginormous batch of hopeful catnip margaritas*
*uses melting pot instead of convenshunal blender*
ai cant wait fur him to cum out an tawk tew us!!!
yes he can……. god bless us ebbrywun!!!!
ooooh. teh butt wiggol ov hope. ai liek dat.
*stops dans, dans, dansing*
*clinks glazes wif eberiwan*
*gulps teh cahmpgane*
*rezooms teh butt wiggol ov hoep dans, dans, dans*
oh BG, find a gud pikshur an make a lol ob it………..hmmm
wunder iffn ai cud redo mai butt wiggel ob doom, do a strike out ob teh doom an put hope on der……….. hmmmmmmmm
OMG. Jesse Jackson in teers.
There go my eyes, leeking 2.
bloz noes
*handz lcb a tishew* a new wan; nawt teh used wan
kthx*HARNK*
hyer, haz a hankie……. ai duzznt need it bak
Mai sis-in-law refused tu watching tv tunite
kuz she didn’t want tu noeing dat Obama
wuz winning. She will b soo unhappy
tomorrow wen she heerz deh newz tomorrow morning.
fur awl ob dems dats unhappi der are mini moar who are thrild!!!!
maibe LCB will gib ur sis in law a hankie…
We has to rember to be teh grayshus to those who will be unhappy. On those mornings after elections when I was unhappy, teh last thing I wanted was somoene to be a “poor winner”. U knoes whut I means?
mai kitteh sophie jus jumped awn teh tv adn turned off teh McCain candy date. wunner if shes a democratic kitteh
yesh we can!! (an yesh ai duz)
tru, tru, LCB. ai noes watt u meenz.
well, az sumwun hoo didnt nessesarily vote for a winner today, i wants to concatshoolate mr. obama an himz supporters, an offer himz my respkt an support an hopes him will be a reelly gud prezident.
i kan has refreshingments too?
gud kitteh {{{sophie}}}
ob corse………LM……….. LCB, wair is yer phlonque??
obcourse lunarmommy here U goes
gibs lm a margarita mixed by our very own LCB who is not
imaginary but complex
U can has whutever u wants, LM! Er, as long as u wants a catnip ‘margarita. I made a industrial sized drum.
*clinks glasses wif LM and drinks a toast to hope and a brite future for us all*
yes, lunarmommy, u can haz refreshments 2. wuld u liek teh catnip margareeta oar sumfing elz? aifink LCB steel bee tendeeng teh bar. ai am hoeping prez. elect obama will due a gud job 2. iz veri important job aifinkso.
I think my phlonquais is sleeping. But he can join in teh fun tomorrow. We’ll let him cleen up after our party here!
my boi iz happy, tahts fur shure. must be grate to vote for a winner yor first time. my first time voting (i turned 18 abowt 2 weeks after teh 1980 elekshun), i voted for, um, hmm, hoomeber runned against reagan in 1984.
I b deh sort hoo duzn’t keer fur ennee polly tishunz. But I thing wii awl kin selleebrating, Lunarmommy! dis b a nawspishus okkay shun. Ower gnu prezzy dent will needing awl deh support he kin git.
Um, ai haz notised up heer inna Grate Whyde Norf taht McCain haz conseeded. Ai just wanned tu say conga-rats tu teh Merican peeps fur so berry berry menny uv yu decyding tu voting, an fur having a nu prezdint.
.
Ai hoping tihs leeds tu teh ruff stuffs yu been deeling wif daon tehre beginning tu ending, wif teh chanje in leederships. Ai can haz a sillybrate wif yu fur a minnit befoar ai fynlee goes tu bed?
Deh onlyest prezzydent I ever voted FOR, embarressed deh offiss adn deh kuntry bai fooling rownd wif an intern. *sigh* No wun else I votinged for eber gotted elekted. Mai losing voting rekkerd, let mii show u it.
LM, it’s grate to be able to vote, period.
It wasn’t until my 4th prez election that the candidate I wanted to win won.. My first prez election I voted for a independent candidate and peeps told me i was “throwing away my vote”. I said teh only way to throw away ur vote is not to use it.
Oh, and: Mondale/Ferraro. (1984)
PM, has a catniparita! Or whutever u want. Is open bar tonite. U is nice to be teh happy for us. I think that whichever way teh lection went would have been better for teh country one way or another, but this outcome is vry eggsiting, vry historic.
LCB: fankyoo, no wunder i culdn’t rebember.
cweenmj: been tehr, dun taht. mr. c borked my hart.
Has another niparita, LM!
Mmm, catniparita, purrrfect fur just befoar bed. *sip-sip*
fanks, LCB! gotta go to bed soon, get sum sleep before kumo demands himz 1:30 a.m. gushifud. niparita teh purrfekt nightcap!
Ur welcome, LM. Hugs to ur and ur fambly and ur kittehs.
goes tew bed, yesh we can!!! g’nite ebbrywun!!
ai jus hafta sai how much ai am misseeng Dan Rather tonite. jus iz nawt election nite wifout mai man Dan.
‘Tay, well, just watched teh new prezdint’s speech, an him seems lyk preddy kool guy, aifinkso. Nawt taht polly tishuns eber follo fru wif most uv what tehy promising. But ai hoping it turns owt a gud fing fur yu guyz.
{{{Merikan cheezpeeps}}}
{{{ovver cheezpeeps}}} (nawt wanting anywun tu feeling furgotted)
Ai goes tu bed nao. Night night!
g’nite everiwan. was beeg fun sillybrateting wif u. nao 2 see who winz teh raec fur teh goveenor ov warshington state adn teh secretary ov teh edumacasun. do nawt liev in teh warshington state, butt ai werks tere adn these 2 peepz hav beeg impact awn mai werks. keep ur pawz crossed fur teh rite wans 2 win. rite nao bof raeces iz neerlie tyed.
aifinkso it wuz awn NBC taht tehy showed sumfing whut rilly mayde mee reealyze haow big uv a deel tihs elekshun iz — bof too amerrika anna rest uv the whirld. nawt sew muchly beecuz uv ennywun’s posizhun oar opinyun, either.
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tehy showed teh poster uv teh 43 prezidenz uv teh USA, an
it wuz brot hoam too mee inna way ai had nevver reealyzed beefoar, taht the neks fayse onna poster will be uv a differunt kuller.
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an ai thot, wee haz bin claymin foar yeerz and dekkades an centurees taht “inn amerrika, ennywun kan grow up 2 b prezidint. an toodae, wee hav finallee finallee prooved it iz troo.
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ai haz a prowd foar taht.
Ai reallee reallee glad tings goez dis way. Ai muss sai dat bof da kandy dates showded class tewnight… Da new prezdent BERRY klassee. Ai glad ai nawt be a ‘majinaree merican noes more, or eben a complex won.
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“We are [nawt second] and foremost the Yewnited States of America”. Da man haz klass! GUD to ‘member dat we nawt emenies, and dat we AWL beh long!
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An nowz dat I has sed my won poly tickle post, ai will wish awl cheezpeeps, ‘merican or nawt, a berry gud nite, an happi snorglee dreems, an da bestest ub daiz tewmorrow, az wii haz a gnu dai an gnu hopez.
Wat is dis Dear Abby Tabby? Cud bee inter nesting
I seed her on da “Dear Cheezburger Jerks” page. Her gibs bery gud advices for sum kitteh wut hab da problems wit da hoomans dat dey own. Wuz such gud advices. I be finkin dat I just write a lettrz and dat sum udder peeples can gib me da advicez to substoote for her. I send mai letter wen I dun wit dis one.
Sumtimz da kittehs neds advice and not can wate no longer. Her wuz bery gud at beinz Dear Abby Tabby. Mebbe sumun can telz me da ansers to mai problums I be habbin wit mai hooman.
umm … an what is teh “Dear Cheezburger Jerks” page?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/01/funny-pictures-cheeseburger-jerkswhile-i-enjoy-your-enchanting-photos-of-attractive/
Aww!
SPLORFTH!
yesh her iz a cutesie tuxie kitteh…
(Openz da CCC doorz)
(Sweepin uppa da braiz cellz)
(Pur dem inna bukkit filled wid sodie wadder to kleen dem)
(Drain and pur dem inna hed on KKC)
(Tayp taype taype)
(Snapz on da 50’s baffin cap)
Her yu go.. haz sum chnklick armor dillos and a floofie red,white and bl blankie. DO NOT luk at cutie pix tures for a while til you recober and dem ONLY wid yur CHRG fasxtend se kurly.
Oh, tank u!
Ai hopes to feel bedder soon!
*waves tuxedoed paw from under blankie*
Metatarsals.
T3h shin boanz “Sploart!” iz
connekkted 2 t3h ‘Sploart!” feetz
boanz. T3h spyne boan “Sploart!”
iz conekkt6ed 2
sum boan Ah don’tz “Sploart!’ knoez wut
iz, butz itz Prittee!
Mebbee, Ah “Sploart!” tryz
2 catch it, butz t3h Prittee
Boan’z 2 farz away!
Jack.
LOL! jack d u iz teh best.
Oh noes!!! Mai a larum clok just din-donged. Dat mean Nite Nite Cheezfrenz!!
{{{Cheezfrenz}}}
To mai deerest AbbyTabby,
Plez to help me wif mai problum. Mai hoomans has brot anudder kitteh into mai home. DO NAWT WANT!! I wuz first kitteh 10 yers ago. Den dey finds dis basement kitteh wut had da bebees. Dey keep da basement kitteh and won ob her bebees. I still no lik da mamma kitteh, but I iz ok wid da bebee wat iz bigger dan me nau, but he haz da helthee fear ub me, as I am da boss kitteh in dis haus. Dis happen 5 years ago, so I haz med mai place as boss kitteh to be known to dem, and eberyfing wuz fine til last yeer. Dis mai problum, AbbyTabby. Dey brings ANUDDER basement kitteh into MAI HAUS!!! Wi dey do dat for? I seed dis kitteh in da outsidez for long timz and I wud let him tuch mai noze tru da screen dorz, I noes he had no noms to eat, den he gotz da sick, and mai stoopids hooman takes him to da ebil kitteh dr den dey bringz him to mai inside place!!! Dis makes me madz. I heerd mai hoomans talking dat dey bring no moars kittehs into haus after dis un, but dat NOT makes me feel better! I have angrees dat dis kitteh eatz MAI fuds. I likes to leeb mai fuds and nom off and ons during dai. Wen I go to mai fud dish, dat bad kitteh alreddy haz eatz mai fuds all gon. Wai he do dis? Don’t he knoz dat he be habbin da gud noms all da day nau? No needs to eat MAI noms, ders plenty noms to be had. Den he goz into da giant potee boxes dat mai hoomanz haz for us. Duz I needz counzlings? I likz to traps da nu kitteh in da potee boxes so he no can get out. I likz to sneekz up on himz and gibs hib da scards all da timz. He been in MAI haus for bout a yer, but I still NOT WANT. He big and fat nau..prolee from munching on MAI noms all day long..and, AbbyTabby, he so yung and full of the playfulz dat I gets da tiredz frum him wantz to do da playings. Pleez gibz me yur espeshul advicees for dis.
Signed,
Ripper
Deer Ripper,
There is a shortage in teh whirled of good hoomins whut cares for teh kittehs. U is vry lucky to has a good home wif some of them. It would be simply divoon if u lived wif them alone, but teh fact is that they has many so many lubs that they can lubs u wif all their harts and still lubs teh noo kittehs that they brang it when teh kittehs needed a home.
U is teh boss kitteh, fer shure, but it sounds like teh noo kittehs has issues of their own that u as teh boss kitteh can has some compashun about. It is teh pleh that teh big kitteh eats ur fuds, but walk a mile in his pawpads: he libbed a long time not knowing where his next noms was coming from and he does not know yet that as long as he libs wif ur good hoomins he doesn’t has to has a worry. U can mabye tell him this sometime while ur trapping him in teh potty box. It may take him a long time to unnerstand, so u mite wanna start hoarding ur noms for later. I suggest putting them in ur hoomin’s pillyow.
Ripper, u does not need the counseling as much as u need one of AbbyTabby’s speshul catnip margaritas! Here u go. ยกArriba!
AbbyTabby
Plz tu furgive, grate AbbyTabby, ai humblee haz a fout or tu, tu adding.
Ripper, it myte nawt be bad ideea fur yur hyoomin tu taking tu yur ebil kitteh dr about tihs, since tehy duz teh behavyural stuffs tu. Tehre being stuffs lyk kitteh air freshners taht reelees smells taht help kittehs tu be less tense, an fings lyk taht. Mebbe sumfing lyk taht cud help yur stress lebels?
Oar mebbe yu awl just need moar catnip, toys, luvings, an hidey-holes where yu can having alone-tyme.
Uvver peeps heer haz problee had sum speeryenses tu.
Deer prysma-kitteh,
As u knoes, normally AbbyTabby would hedbat u from here to Sunday, but she has been halping to clean up at teh bar. Why use a dishrag to mop up when ur tung does just fine? So u go rite on ahed.
Just donut make a habit of it.
AbbyTabbyAbbyTabby
Oh hai, prysma-kitteh. Dese ar gud thots tu. I hab herd bout da gud smelz stuf dat has da fings in dem to mek da kittehs not be so tense. I wundrd bout trying dems out. I wuz finking of dem for Mommy, cuz she sprays in da cat boxes, I ges cuz she was stray for so long. I finks dat Ripper be older nau, he be 10 and so set in wayz, mebbe cud helps him tu wit da bossy kitteh trappings he duz. He liks to trap nu kitteh Baby (who notz so nu, he bin in haus for a year nou) in da catbox cuz he liks to trap himz and be da boss. We iz shur to giv Rippers specshul fud in da hi places, and Ripper haz speshul sleep places dat udder kittehs not go to. Ripper allus coms to us for speshuls luv and petz tu. He my first bebee kitteh, I jus wishes dat Ripper be mor hapee wid nu Baby kitteh and not be so meens to him for to trapz him in da catbox and sneaks up on him all da timz.
FWIW, ai wuz told wunse taht wen new pets joyn teh houshold, u shud bee shure 2 alwayz gib attenshuns 2 yur nawt-sekkund pet nawt-sekkund. wen u comes hoam, foar examplul, u petz yur ripper kitteh nawt-sekkund. tehn u petz teh uvver kittehs. iz mebbe wurth a try?
ohai kerrykat
ai hab had same problums wif mai kittehs. wun solooshun tew teh potteebox prollem is tew hab more tahn wun kitteh potteebox. ai reeds wun fer eech kitteh an wun spare, which stopped mai zeekie boi frum trappin his auntie rum in teh bocks.
nao ai habs too dominant bois hoo laiks to try to beet eash obber up an pull teh hairs owt, an ai trieds teh good smelz stuf an it werked reely good. ai sprays teh good smelz stuf on teh walls ob area tehy laiked to really trai an kill each obber in, an it werks. but it cannot be sprayed on teh kitteh, which ai was nawt happy to find awt.
ai nawt tryin to be abby tabby, jus hab sum speriense…
good jawb votin, usa!
Big hapee handz fanks to U AbbyTabby for dis gud advises. I tell mai hooman to keeps to gibin me sum my speshul noms in da hi places dat nu catz be too fatz to jump tu. I will triz to not be duz ta trappinz in da pottee box tu much, iz hard not to doh, iz funz to scarz him, but wen I trapz him ai will tel him dat he not has to eat all da noms in da haus wenebber he seez dem. I will trize not to haz a mad at mai hoomans so much nau. I gues I member nau dat dey tookz me in wen I wuz such littel bebeh and mai mamma wuz gon and dey hadz to fedz meh wit da bottle and da speshul fishes dat dey cookz for meh cuz I not likes da kitteh fuds. Mebbe we getz old and forgitz da gud stuffs dat our hoomans do. I triz to haz a hapee dat I am stil boss kitteh and to be hapeh dat day be gud hoomans eben doh I still NAWT WANT. Fanks for da good adviceez, and fanks for da catnip margarita, I feelz a better nau. Yu wuz gud ladee to talks to meh wen u be so bizzy. I will comez up and kill da mousies fer yu ennetimes
Love,
Ripper
PS…Mai hoomans callz me Ripperton wen dey is frisky, you may call me dat tu
Deer Ripperton,
I lubs u, man.
Hic.
AbbyTabby
Oh hai, AbbyTabby,
Hic, yu meks da best catnip margaritas, I cud harlee open mai eyes tu tell u I has such gud sleep timz nau wid da gud drinks and da gud advices u gibs tu meh. Mai offer still be open for da mousie catchingz.
Yourz trooly
Your friend and minion forebber, Ripperton
Deer Ripperton,
Heer, here is some niparitas for u to share wif ur, wif teh other kittehs in ur house.
I will certianly keep u in mind if any mouses need catching.
AbbyTabby
oooooooooh, i wishez dey hadda chat room feechur on dis heer thingie…dat’d b kewl tew talk in real tiemz wif u funny peepz!
U knoes some funnypeeps? Bring them by sometime!
LOL!!
Hey guise, luks like O’Bama has wun. What an ‘istoric event!
We is havening a party a little bit upthred. Catnip margarita?
don’t mind if i do!
can i bring dis?
*shows the long end o teh wish bone*
which means in my fambly, that i got my wish. is that da tradishion in other famblies?
sigh. i accepted yr invitashun…but it got eated…
oh. there tis. nebbermind.
YES INDEEDIE! HE HAS!!! THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY, I FEEL SO PROUD RIGHT NOW!!
yesh, i hazza proud. i can haz ansistors spinning in dere grabes- and dat givs me a great happy.
all i have to say is:
congratulations, usa!
you made a decision that will help start restoring other countries’ faith in you.
ai ceps teh catnip margarita and bownses up an down on floofee paws
“yay yay yay yay”
mai anti depressants, duz ai still needs tehm?
I noo awl along dat he wud win. I voted fur McCain, but I noo tere was no escaypin’ our destiny, lol. I’d rather nawt see us get enny closer 2 bein’ a socialist nayshun, but America has chosen dat rowt, so I’ll go ‘long wit it. I lurve dis cuntry, and I wud defend its decishun, no matter hao much I persunally disagree wit it, lol.
Ai defens ur rite to disagree wit teh country’s desishun, shuko, an don like talkin polly ticks but ai cans resist:
Does that meen W has been steerin us tword socialist nashun for teh past 8 years?>
just asking iz all…
oh pleez pleez pleez don start a hole polly tickle fread. me no wants
i just listened to his speech (innertubes b graet n mjjikuhl fing!), and all i have to say is: congratulations, usa!
tonight you made a decision that will help begin restore other countries’ faith in you!
ohai, mumrik! good to see you. and thanks for your words 0 conga rat ulations!
ohai maryo,
looks lai u an me teh onliest wuns heer?
Lol. Wut a cyoot piccie. xD Lil guy’s explorin’ da fluffy bits everwhere. I fink dat bone’s teh lolcap, but I cud b rong…
On an unrelated note, is anyone else having trouble accessing their own profile? I’ve been having difficulties since this afternoon. All I get is the “tinycat to the OR” image, and no amount of refreshing or cache emptying fixes it.
Tinycat is late. T_T
ai fink iz kitteh ankkel bone. mai liddel boi zeek has a knee taht dislokates sez hiz dr. tinycat, an tahts teh joynt teh next wun up teh leg.
mai boi zeekie iz 12 yeers old an still duz tihs, which maiks mai CHRG (wdoi) bulge ominously….mus be teh tuxie jeens….
KOOL!!!!!!
but don’t catz hav diffententz bones?
dont’tz catz hav different bones?
Kittoon az pretzuhl. Teh BONE-a fyde Qtest.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Ma bone haz a flavr!
the… oh hai! r u my feetz?