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No, iz nawt purrfect, but bery kind of u!
Conga Ratz !!
Here… Aye bii gibbin yew ah nyse hawt cup ob fresh brued cawfee tew dunk dat cookie in.
Hai evereebuddee!
I haz bin workin at teh polls, an lotsa USA peepuls has voted alreddee!
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Get owt tehre an VOTE!
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I wish I cud vote elebentee taims!
Hai evereewun!
I haz bin workin at teh polls, an lotsa USA peepuls has voted alreddee!
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Get owt tehre an VOTE!
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VVVVV
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I wish I cud vote elebentee taims!
*sigh* not me, we haz a gazillion ballot propozishuns an aslo judjes up for retentshun. i gots a writer’s cramp aftur just wun time. we yooze the fill-in-teh-cirkuls balots, an i haz nebber bin very gud at filling in teh cirkuls. i alwayz go owtside teh lines
reedin furver down teh thred, tehy’z prolly eezier tahn those maxheens, tho.
Coloring owtside teh lines, I fink is a GUD thing!
Y be like everryone else?
Heer haf sum beer to celeybrayte! adn samwichis!
fank u smammie and beevils! Cawfee and samwichis is nomnomnom. Ai iz nawt so keen on beer cos itz lunchtime here and a bit too early 4 beer. But enjoy!! YAY!
I noes it lunchtiem Upfi but beeing dat we iz haffen celibrayshuns i fort we cud haf ONE beer?. One fur lunch tiem? Jus ONE.
AW COME ONS!
Ok, u can has ONE beer. Dat wud be a litur glass where ai libs.
*pours beevils a litur of Bavarian beer*
Here u are.
Hmmmm duz Bavarian beer goes gud wif buttermilk pankakez? Maibii, nawt… Gud Bai pankakez! Ken Aye hab a liter beer tew?? Pleaz oh pleaz? (Lubz teh gud bier)
Cos u can! Here, have one of teh giant litur glass mugs dey awlways use at teh oktoberfest.
*pours anuvvar litur of Bavarian beer 4 smammie*
And u can has pancaykes wif it, if u like.
wud bii finkin that potato pankakes wud be beddarer… maibii sum knockwurst tu.
Why iz smammie oberwayte? Hmmm let mii C….. yup, dat wud bii ah lubberlii brekkfuss (Aye eben lub cold lasagna in teh mawning, iz sew sad..)
glug, glug, glug….buurrrp, ahhhh… Happi belleh.
Fanx {{{upfi}}} Noa Aye ken face goin’ tew werk. Hab a gud dai.!
ohai smammie, prolly missed yew but ai will tawk tew yew layter!!!
an ai voted las week!!!! go obama!!!
Heer, haf a cayke and sum biskits fur voten!
awwwwww fanks!!! rilly has tew get reddi fur werk!!! wahhhhhhhhh
but ai will haz cnn on atwerk…… mai cnn addikshun, let me show yew it!!
haz a gud dai
Oh noe, i iz awlreddy in werks, haz a gu dai Jamama, I put yr dinnar owt at sebben, doan b layte, i z maken burgrs adn potaytoes, sry i gots no cheez
Thankx Upfi, mm nyce germins beer.
*drinks it awl in one go*
Plz to haf anudder? I can handle dis honoslee.
ONE litur in ONE go??? Deer me! Here, hab anudder. But dunt drink and drive, k?
*glug glug glug pouring noize*
*Drinkd all in one go*
I noes feel sew gud. Maybee I can haz sewber up tiem nao
haf yew got annee fuds? noe liek sawsejis tho, I iz vegitarien
You can has Bavarian pretzels wif a lubberly cheez spread made furm ripe camembert wif onions and papreeka. Or sum salad wif radishes. Or sum vegetareean pizza.
U can haz:
Appolz
Blooburrees
Cantelopes
Donuts
Egg Substi… Sebst… replacement stufph
F…
DOWNUTS PLS!! and awl dat yew be menshuning der Upfi, wif extrar cheez pls.
… adn maybee wun moar beer? Buddy D – yew fancee wun tew?
Fanx, butt noes fanx… nawt much ub a deerbrinker… butt u can haz myn!
Oh noes, pls doan’t gif me dat
I haz a hed ache!
Ohai Upfi
good…. (inzer approwpreate tyme ob dai here) i seez u is handing awt beer, I can has beer, it be medicinal I had kawld in teh hed.
kthnkashoo
NOES Maggs, Iz a slippree sloap!
No aie priddy sure it jest a hed kawld……………
*liens up dansing rodentz*
Conga rats, upfi!
cookie !
iz nawt purfect, but wud go good with cawfee and awrng joose.
con gra shulashuns upfi and gud mowrning.
Fank u Philippe! Gud morning 2 u!
…………………….KLANG, KLANG KLANG!!!!……….
Hot caffee fur ebberywon. Wake opz peepul in Merika adn goez owt tew VOTE!!!
No ken cornplayn ladur iffin yew dint putz yer vote in noa.
Com’on spleepy-hedz, ake opz adn drinkz teh cawfee.
Been der !! Dun dat !! YEAH !!
Dah lines wer veri lowng.
Ware yew lib? Wii hab no lines yet. (hear dis bii Podunk, yup, Aye finkso) Dey mooved teh fyretrukz inta teh lot, adn wii juss strolled inta teh fyrehowz adn pushed teh buttinz.
Wuz truelii Merika te mii…. Fawnci-arsed touch screen ‘puters tew vote on, wif a liddle ol’ lady belongin tew teh aukzillerii stinging hour receipts onta ah piece ob yarn wif ah beeg ol’ buttin onda end ob it.
Pass teh appul pii and annuder cuppa cawfee
Aim in Lexington, Kaintuckee. Sew nawt zactly uptown her ether.
Voatin in lowcal church wiff doze saem aukzillerii fowlks!! Prolly wii took sew lowng. Voatin masheen haz wheel tew dial up nummberz frum receeet?
Moa Pii !! DO WANTZ!!!
Moar Pii!!!!
Beegist disa, dissa, nawt sew happi…. cud nawt find CweenMJ’s naem onda ballot. Guess yew kant elekt ah Queen, huh?
kan’t wii rite her nayme in on teh ballot?
Ai tryed to go vote at 5:55- line wuz around de building, out de parking lot to de street- no way ai cud vote before ai had to be at werk- ai will haz to try agin after werk….
Yea, lowng lines an de be movin slow. Trikzie votin masheen confuzin.
OMG Yeh, Iz waytens for teh Merikans tew get owt ov beds and voats.
COME ON MERIKANS WAYKES UP
At teh risk of reeeeeeepeting mice elf,
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vote
vote
vote
vote, vote, vote
like a baby stoat
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http://www.scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/2008/11/monday_mustelid_36.php?utm_source=sbhomepage&utm_medium=link&utm_content=channellink
OK, sew aih voted.
I CAN HAZ CORNPLAYN NOA?
Nawt too soon is it?
Shud maibii wayte fur teh rezultz? Den agin, Y nawt?
Merika iz liek teh cookie op abov. Maibii nawt purrfekt, but ebben teh krumz bii wunnerful. Lets awl vote, grump abowt adn den go abowt hour daze, cawz wii iz Merika. Teh polly-tishunz iz onlii dare tew serb us. Grumpin halps tew remind dem ob dis truuf-ness.
Is true, is true.
But this election pulls at my heart like no other for a veeeeery long time. When I cast my vote, it felt like I was putting {{{.}}} signs around so much of what has pained this country for so long.
It feels good to be able to vote, this time, not just for policies and proposals, but also for what I can only describe as love.
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Now if I can just make it through the day holding my breath!!!
U gotta breethe!!!
Itz gonna be a long day, Ifinkso!
{{{{Pd’b}}}}
Yesh, breeve! U goes unkonshus udderwize! And we lieks u! Who else gibs us songs when blooness happens?
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Ai boted dis morning… dere wuz soooooo manee peeps dat there waz NO parkings left (or right) an ai drove blox and walkeded back to mah polling plas. Den dey sed ai nawt rejistered, eben doe ai rejistered as sewn as ai moved tew mah new house. In Minnesnowta u canz rejister awn da day ub boting, and still bote, so ai did, eben doe ai shudda bean rejistered before.
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Hopes tew has som gud nesw tonites!
Blooness happens when u nawt breeve, ifinkso.
Come shares my heart … lots of lub to go around, especially for two … I lubs you!
Ai lubs u two, Mr_kitteh! Dunt knoe u, but ai lubs u. Welkum!
i iz lubbed!! YAY!!!!
Yesh, dis site is full of teh fwendly cheezpeeps and awlways full of cheezluv. Come, have a hug:
{{{{{Mr_Kitteh}}}}}
Oh hai to Ireland!
Mr_Kitteh, yu putz sutsch nise commint up, ov kours yu r lubbed.
{{{{Mr_Kitteh}}}}
ps. I luvs yr screen nayme, too
Awwww….. itz so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luvs it!!!!!111
taek anudder littel peece ov mai hart nao baybee!
*swayz 2 teh musik*
U no u got it, if it maeks u feeeeeel gud !
FTW
EEEEERRRRWUUUURM!
Agh! *taps syde of hed*
Awl mah hart ar belong to yoo . . .
Aw, gremlin, so nice. I fink ov yu and teh Gremlin that waits on teh ovver side ov the bridge….I hopes yu and Mr. Gremlin and Dexter all doing okay today.
Ohai, booklion!
We is all doing well! Mr. G is feline bedder every day! He has a doktor appoyntmint tomorry, and we will noes moar after that. He feels grayt and is alreddy tyred uv teh lo-fiber diet and awl teh antibiotiks. We hopes the test results will be gud.
Hao is yoo doing? I thot I saw sumthing on teh map abowt yoo thinking uv moving to Maine. Has yoo decided yet? And if yoo don’t mynd me asking, whut mayd yoo think uv Maine? Duz yoo haz famblee ther? I wuz ther wunz at Arcadia and a conference in Augusta. Lukked lyke a luvlee stayt. Rugged but beaytiful. Winters ther must be tuff, tho.
Oh, so glad to heer Mr. G. iz feline bedder…best ov lukk and good mews wif teh doktor appointment tomorry.
I haz thot ov Portland, ME, kauze I wants a city big enuff for cultural aktibiteez and public transit, but small enuff so I kan bike and walk most ov teh time. Eeze aksess to a big city for big sity stuffs (Boston onny two hours away by car, train, or bus), but also clese and eeze aksess to wilderness hiking, skiing, kayaking. In teh norf, bekuzz I don’t do well in hot wevver. Low krime rate, and not so expensib housing. On teh eest coast, bekuzz I spendz so much time helping parents.
But I hazzn’t decided fr sure yet. Yu r in Pennswoods? Whuts’ it lyke where yu lib? I haz thot about Lancaster, where a frend libs (ohai KP), nd teh greater Philly area, but climate iz a liddle too hot for me there.
Portland is a bootiful citeh, I used to live in Old Town ME which is near
Bangor. I misses Maine…
Don dey hav teh bootiful BEEG kittehs in Maine too??
they haz maine coons and blak bearz an moose an deer
but no really big kittehs
Yeah, Maine can haz a state cat. Maine coon cats big and floofy, nd mebbe related to Norwegian forest cats?
Ai ment teh coonses kittehs, wus jes bein teh sillee
akshully mah Injeh kitteh who wuz bornded in Maine is a ginormous
furry kitteh, a big Maine kitteh I has one
Beeg Maine kittehs, we luvs them!
Dexter’s gramma kitteh wuz part Maine coon cat. Dexter luvs to play in teh water, which is a Maine coon trait. An he is gunna be beeg – is abowt 12 pownds nao, at only 7 munths old. He is curious and frenlee and into everything: a reel handful! But he bringz hiz momma grayt joy.
u gots any noo pix of Dexter, gremlin!
Wud love to c dem!
Yor wish is mah command! I just added a bunch of pics of Dexter to mah profyle.
An wun pikshor uv me holding teh Dexter kitteh.
An 2 pikshors uv teh bran-noo Mr. and Mrs. G!
Awl on mah profyle. Go and luk . . .
Uz all mayke a berry cute looking fambly
{{{{Gremlin fambly}}}}
Ooooh, two_kittehs, yu will haz to tell me all about it wehn we haz cheezmeet.
yes everything about Maine is wonderful except for the long long.
wintahz
Ai wish ai cud has teh laaaawng winturr! Heer in teh dessurt is ownlee teh laaaaaaaaawng summurrs! Pleh!
dull gray dayz, snoz an ice on the ground sumtymes till April
driving on slick icy roads, darkness by 3 pm, DO NOT WANT
Fall beez beree bootiful tho
I will be glad to answer any queschunz U can haz!
Yes, booklion, Pennswoods is luvlee. I haz bin up and down teh eest coast frum Maine to Florryda. Luvs to vizzit uther places, but Pennsylvania is mah home furever.
It seems warmer here in summers than it used to be. Culd be teh glowball warmings. Or mebbe I just disremembers hao cumfurtable I wuz in summers as a yung kitten.
We haz sum citties and lots uv woods and hiking too. Oh, and don’t forget owr Grayt Lake – Lake Erie area is neet too. And teh moar eastern parts uv teh stayt is nawt too lawng a dryve to teh ocean and to NYC and Wash DC.
Booklion, yoo is near Ithaca, izzn’t yoo? Mr. G. and I was planning a vacation in May 2009 to Taughannock Park, near Trumansburg. We wuz tawkin abowt gittin marreed ther, and goin to owr fayvrit winery arownd teh lakes – Lucas Vineyards, in Interlaken. But we ended up gittin marreed kwikker, doo to stranj life events. Still luvs that part of Noo York and we vakayshuns ther wunz or twyce a yeer.
Oh, I luvs Taughannock Falls, and there are soooo many wineries, ober 90 ov them, in teh Finger Layks now. Next time yu come this way, we can haz cheezmeet, okay? If I hazzn’t alreddy moved by then.
Will try, booklion! Mr. G. and Dexter will be with me – we haz a cabin reserved at Taughannock for a week in erlee May – starting May 8. Mebbe we kin meet then and yoo kin say ohai to teh Dexter kitteh in person!
Cool!!!!!!
Ai iz bwokin harted!
want sum ducky taype or icing to heal it?
FTW @@@@@
iczing plees
*pours rum-flavoured icing over borked cookie hart*
Dere u r! ENjoy!
u r wonerful
nomnomnonmnomnomnofmnnmomdsjiowix *hic* wherz teh rum? y has alla rum gone? *hic, stagger, silly grin, fals ober)
Aaaaaaaw!
awww….de liddlol faice, de pinkee toes, sew sweet! It iz perfekt baybee, it iz perfekt. ♥ ♥ ♥
aww…
Hez cwute! so hoe do u get peeps 2 vote on ur pics?
I made a fyu but i duntno how to get um owt dere.
oopz sry dubble coment. >.<
aww, hez cwute!
i maded you a cookie, but –
…i’z eatin’ it nao.