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We interrupt this thread to announce that on Wednesday November 5th , on the 3rd lolcat of the day (see times below), will be the next ‘Dark and Stormy’ progressive story. See September 10, 2008 Monorail Cat derails… http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/#comments The rules are simple:
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3rd pic of the day
TIMES
6 AM ICHC
5 PM TTI
12 noon Eastern
11 AM Central
10 AM Mountain
9 AM Pacific
Ack! Hairball!
BUURRRP!
Wow! It musta been something I ate!
I has a funny taste in my mouth…
Didja ever wake up and yer tongue felt kinda furry…?
Teh hair uv teh kitteh dat bit ya?
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Wayt. Datz nawt rite.
or maybe it iz.
Don’t talk with your mouth full!!!
Or, as I sometimes say…
Don’t talk with your mouth open!!!
Well… I is off to vote. I still can’t decide whether to vote for Clown #1 or Clown #2… TTFN!
Vote Apathy! ….tomorrow.
I just wented to vote. We is luckee where I lives in SoCal … verree shoert lines. I walked to polleen playce. Is in reden … residin … in area with all howseses arownd. A prettie blak floofy kitty was schmoozin peeples in line. ::Rub rub rownd ankles …. purrpurrpurr::. He followed me rite intoo powling playcece, went thru reggistr lyne then trayled me rite into the booth. Tawlk abowt no privacee! But is well knowen fact that SoCall kittehs is liberal kittehs … so I tinks he just wanted to be sure I be votin’ for Obama and NO on 8 (gay marrij ban). When I finisheded they gave me two I voted stickrs … they thawted he was my kitteh. I putted one on his cawler. Mebbee so he can go to Ben and Jerrees latr for his free ice creem! An’ Starbux for cawfee!
U iz awsum fr votin.
Iz dat free kawfee an ais kreem deel jest a Kaleefornya fing oar iz it nayshunwaid? Dat b sekund taim I heerz abowt it tudey.
Aifinkso it is local dealz. Hear dey iz gibbing awai free beers oar cawfee.
Heer, Krispee Kreem gibs free DONUTS to enneewun wif a “I voted!” sticker.
No, I tinks is Nayshun wide. I sees it on AOHell and on nasyshunal news. An de Krisspee Kreems too … dey gives you a free dough nut (which in turn gives you a dough butt) wif red wyte an’blu SPWINKLES! I lurrvvveess SPWINKLES!!! (I noes … I is weerd … I cant halp it. Krazzee Cat Laydee What Lykes SPWINKLES!!!)
soh … how ‘ bare assin’. Dat was s’psed to go waaaay up dere ^^^ ware we’s tawlkin bowt gettin free goodies wif the I Voted aticker oooooooooops!
Oh …. it DID wind up in rite playce. It didn at furst. I’m gonna take my SPWINKLES!! and hyde now …. I so ’shamed pf my posting illit …illieruh …my posting dumbness.
diz punkin bissk haz a flavr
Maus, lukz liek u haz tawp uv makrumay. Pumkin flavr dreenks?
RAWWWRRRR!
Iz OK, iz just Peter.
Peetur Peetur Kitteheetur?
Naw, iz Peter’z wyf…
“…Put herz inna punkin shale
N dere himz kep herz berree whale.”
I keepz finkin dat raim meenz sumfin moar dan wut it sez, but i nawt no wut.
Dis monstur iz feerse
Teh punkin gots meh!!
In Soviet Russia, Punkin eets yu!
oh noez I maded the same comment didn’t see Urz furst
sowee
Nuffin rong wif a litul GMTA.
Pumkin b karnivor!
In Soviet Russhya the pumpkin eats U
Hallolween imagery + kyoot kitteh = *SPLORT*
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… (ooh dots)
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*thud*
oof!
(Hurried CCC as I am at werk!)
skoopey de bwainz
replaicey de bwainz
dukky taep
CHRG (wdoi)
softee bankee
chawklit punkins
tea oar chonklit oar uvver comfurting bevridg
Grate jawb, Smacky!….
O hai, CLOL! I didn’t see u on Friday. Was u dressed as teh invisiblol wommin?
So happy belated birfday to u! Hay, whut’s this?
*reaches behine CLOL’s eer and pulls out a big screen TV*
U can keep it!
Ah. U beet meh tu it. O wel. Kan’t have tun mehnee vawlunteer ESTs urownd.
i wuz kwite utiliteareeun. u duz it wif flair.
an nightshayde winz wif x-tra kare!
ooo – dats a aksidenttul poem!
Fanks, Smacky.
Payjin Dr Taineekat!!
::Dr Taineekat zoomz in utawp the CCC::
Fank u. Nao tu werk.
Sweep up teh braynz.
Pak e’m bak n hed.
Add a dash uv floowid.
Reussembul skull.
Tayp it awl up.
CHRG.
Dayr, awl set. Heer iz yr seezunlee upropreeyet blankit an bevrij. (Iz veree warm wayr I iz tudey, sew nawt relee hawt chawklit weddur fr meh.) An a payr uv kyoot ridoosin sunglasiz sew it nawt happin ugen.
Fanks, LOLDemon.
dem punkins iz danjerus!
PumpkinZord, Activate!
eep! itz de grate punkin charlie-kat! Run!!!! Pee inna flannik!
“Pee inna flannik!”
*snerk*
ai gonna uze dat wun.
fanks 4 teh grin fluesban473!
“Pee inna flannik!”
*snerk*
ai gonna uze dat wun.
fanks 4 teh grin fluesban473!
stoopy ‘puter maeded mai komment 2x. sowrry!
dis kitteh….it haz a flavr….
Iz bin punk’d
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wayt……dat kitteh….is….full ov kyoot!
ai hopes dat mah braine dusn’t asplo–
*splort*
Okeh, sins Niteshayd dident end up needin mah reskyoo survisez, I kutz and paystz dem tu u:
Payjin Dr Taineekat!!
::Dr Taineekat zoomz in utawp the CCC::
Fank u. Nao tu werk.
Sweep up teh braynz.
Pak e’m bak n hed.
Add a dash uv floowid.
Reussembul skull.
Tayp it awl up.
CHRG.
Dayr, awl set. Heer iz yr seezunlee upropreeyet blankit an bevrij. (Iz veree warm wayr I iz tudey, sew nawt relee hawt chawklit weddur fr meh.) An a payr uv kyoot ridoosin sunglasiz sew it nawt happin ugen.
tank yew…..it beez veree chilee heer….*pulls blankit titer nd sips hawt chawklit*
ooh…nise sunglasez….r day a neew addishun?
I gawtid sum last taim I splortid an haz bin yoozin dem tu uvoyd it ebbur sins. Sumtaimz CCC iz stokd wif dm, sumtaimz it runz owt.
Hmmm…..but evin wit teh glasez, eet iz steel pos….pu…..
mah brayne culd stel splort….
Punkin’s brayns splorted tu, dat’s wy der’s ruum foar kitteh!
Mai punkin owtfit, let me show u it
Jack O’LoLtern
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Hay! Goggie tol meh dis wuz de wai 2 Narnia!
Stoopid goggie! iz noe Narnia, dats thru der wordrobe!
Why u lissen to him? U knoes he only has a obedience-skool ekwivalency diploma.
That he buyed from teh goldfish!
naow ai’z awl cubbered in punkin skwish, bleah!!! Butt boi howdy ai cud skare meh sum trik oar treeters! muahahahahaha!
and he sticks iz face in der poastmans crotch area
ai cahnt hol dat aginst him, wii awl duz dat awn okkashun.
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kidding! kidding!!!! *cuvers hed aginst anee thrown stones*
O.o
Y wuld wii /awl/ duz dat?
I’z nevar dun dat…..tankfulee….
*throws a rock*
Yes iz nyce furst thing in der moarning.
sum cornflaykes adn a sniff of der poastmans harbils.
*throws stone at maiself*
maybee fur /yew/….but fur meh…dat wuld be….wierd…tu sai teh leest…
It payz der bills
nrrgh….ai dusn’t needz /dose/ thots in mah brayne…..
ah jus got ridda sum sim…sen…..leik eet….
*ahem*
not awl post
manspersons has harbls.not that I’d be going tehre either way….
yew staatd mah piont purfectlee…
It startid awf sew innusintlee as well.
sowry beevils.
U has just gotted urself a one-way tikket to teh NB.
*points beevils to teh NB and gives a gentul push*
Tell teh YNG I sed ohai!!
Nawt ebben dey lets me in.
Dey leev meh owtsyde, sayens i gotta feed der nawty chikins or sumfins.
wow, i don’t fink anywun’s eber been TAHT nawty before
Hay beevils, ai maid u a poaster awn dis subjekt, luuk awn mai lols 2 see it, hee hee hee.
an apolologees 2 Robert Frost
Hah! I lykes it, bluesfan473!
I lykes it too, iz gud! iz reely gud!
I still noe goes in der, ai allerjiks tew wood, teh kinds dey maeks barns wif.
Nrrgh…Ai wants ta beez goin dere nao…
wut ish teh NB?
No wayt….ah figggured eet awt…
Oh noes! I iz a nom! No candlz hear!
*haz eeten teh candl*
Pleh….
candl wax…..nawt so gud, akshually…
Keep clawing, kitteh! In no time a-tall u’ll be outta ur gourd.
dat’s a seedy commint!
Nobuddy can squash yr spirit, kitteh!
Follow dat gourd!
He noe luks liek der messiah tho, jus a nawty boy
*reposting dis az a publik serbiss annownsmint, jus to keep in mind az elekshun day goze by*
ohai, evreeboddy, kan i plz to be habbing yor attenshuns?
*ahem* in vyoo ob today being elekshun day in teh US ob A, an teh fakt taht tehr are bing a lot ob strong feelings abowt dis elekshun (bof among voting peeps in teh USobA an intrested obserbers in ovver countrees), an taht tehrfor iz prolly inebitable taht polly ticks will be disgust diskussed at sum poynt, i hope yoo don’t mind if i am so bold az to re-post my gidelines for polly tickle diskusshuns frum erlier in oktober:
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1) rebember taht teh frendship an fun an commyunity ob ICHC iz more important tahn polly ticks.
2) rebember taht dis iz internashunal commyunity, an also commyunity ob peeples ob many diffrent ages, bakgrownds, sitchewashuns, etc.
3) rebember taht not ebreewun heer haz teh same opinyuns az yoo. an tehy not haz to hab teh same opinyuns az yoo to be gud, smart peeps.
4) eggspress yor opinyuns in a wise and kind manner. plz don’t dissapoynt two_kittehs in her vyoo ob us az kind an wize frends! see maus’s diskushun abowt Biden on LOL before dis [oct. 6, before teh "trubble i've seen" LOL] as gud egg sample to follow.
5) before yoo say sumfing abowt teh ovver party/opinyun/canidayt, aks yorself how yoo wuld feel if sumwun sed taht abowt YOR party/opinyun/canidayte. if it wuld make yoo feel sad/bad/mad, tehn it needs to be edited.
6) if it starts to get not nise, chaynje teh subject to kyoot kittehs. taht’s wut we’re all heer for anyway!
*hoping not to cawz a problum, hoping only to purvent tehm*
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rebember, teez gidelines are strikly voluntary. if yoo desides not to apply tehm to yor polly tikkle commints, teh wurst that will happen to yoo iz yoo will be cut up, stewed wif parsnips, an fed to teh trollz. fank yoo very muches.
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*an now bak to yor regulolary skeduled kitteh-eeting punkin*
oops, losted my strikfroo on “disgust”
Fank u fr teh rimaindur. I do haz it, teh strawng pulitikul upinyunz, but I praidz mahself awn beeyin abul tu keepz dem tu mahself wen no wun b askin tu heer dem. I iz ferm b-leevur dat demawkrusee werkz best wen moar peepul partisipayt an ebreewun getz tu x=press dayr vyooz. I awlsew b-leev dayr iz a taiym an plays fr diskussin sech fingz an mehnee uddur taiymz an playsiz wayr dey mey nawt b best fing tu breeng up.
If’n u iz elijubul Umerikan sitizin, I hoapz u wil taek teh aw-purrrr-toona-t tu voet tudey, but weddur u du an hao u kast yr voet iz totulee yr bizniss.
Nao hao we gonna git dat kitteh owt uv teh punkin?
oh, absololutely. i haz very strong opinyuns too. but i figyur taht just becawz i haz a right to my opinyuns duznt meen evreewun else haz a right to my opinyuns.
I fink dis gud idea. Iz allus gud to play nis
in Soviet Russia pumpkin eats YOU
But mai momee telz me dat punkinhed jus a mobee. I tink she be mek miztake.
O___O Oh snaps. On the front page twice…I can die happy now.
gud job vampiracy!
*applesauce*
Kongratchoolayshunz! I haz onlee ebbur had wun LOL awn teh frunt payj an it wuz lawng taiym uggo. Tu iz sertunlee n ukawmplishmint. We selleebrayt?
“Kongratchoolayshunz”
Dat speelin iz full ov win!
{{{Vampracy}}} Catshulashuns and meny happe purrz for U!
Thank you everyone. n.n
on noes, nao i is teh gushy fud!
wait…i noe a ways out…EAT teh gushy fud punkin!
Kyoot paw
(*splode*)
NOAES!! I NO WANTZ EATED KITTEH!
Dat’z teh kyootestest punkin pii flilinging ai eber didid seeee!!
O NOES! D.R.!
CCC *weooo weeeooooo weeeoooo*
Hops owt wif pawprint duky taype and speshul scoopee.
*scoopee scoopee scoopee da braynes*
*wraps pawprint duky taype arown & arown after putting new sooperdooper CHRG (w/doi) awn*
*Maeks shur duky taype stays awn niec & tite*
*grabs floofy cheezmap print blankee and bundles DR in it*
*Pors hawt choklit in kitteh cuppee and gibs choklit possums to D.R.*
Poor D.R.! R u beddur? *wurriing ober D.R.* Heer haz sum moar choklit aminolols! *pats D.R. onna hed* Heer dis shud maek u awl beddur. U rest nao!
Thank u so berry much.
I better nao.
D.R., Ai iz so glad! {{{{{{{{D.R.}}}}}}}}}
um, hay, haz Ai gots sumfin in mai teef? ‘ktnx….
What’s wrong Jack, Cat got your tongue???
LOL it’s just like the last simpsons episode
Kittehs are NOT for nomming!
*CHOMP*
Wel, teh candol burneded daown awhil agoe;
tehn iyt gotted kynda daurk iynsiede teh punkin;
teh kitteh hadda stik her hed outta teh punkin tuu bees abul tu sea enneyfing;
Her iys hoeping taht teh saimest purrson hoo putted her iyntu teh punkin wil cume bye pritte suune adn leyt her aowt;
her iys geytting kwite tyred ov mrrrooawing foar halp!!!
Takes spoon and gently digs out the front of the pumkin
There, kitteh, nao u free!!!
(Nuzzles gorjus bebeh, full of fuzzy happeh)
Fanks, D.R.; yuu haz saived teh kitteh; her wil naow faoullow yuu arownd foarebberr wif a grate devohshun!!!!
When good punkins go bad……
…gud cooks make punkin pi.
I wonder if this is Peter Peter Pumpkin Eaters wife? I have had that song playing in my head ever since I saw this lol…..
Nice pik lolz us goog aht tis
I’s meen good aht tis nono goog lolz
This is SOOOO cute!
I made you a Kittin…
but i eated it!
Hay! Dis is one of mas lolz! U COPY!
I had to send this to my grand son. He will cherish it!
how do you add you LOL at icanhascheezburger’s homepage?