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LCB is COTTED!
Ooh! Ooh! Let go through her pokkits fer loose change!
okays… but is that safe?
She wudn’t use her pointy ends on us wud she??
U go furst.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Leeza!!!!elebenty!11111!! foar bestest commint ebber! U fynde teh platinom playted dongle yet?
oh yas! I recovered it Sat afternoon. LCB was givin me a spa shower treetment, and when I, um, invited hur to xperiense it for hurself, she ah, spitted it owt.
I cleened it up and givved it to nightshayde for hur burfdai. I hope she discovers wot it does!
I dunno what a “platinum playted DONGLE” is but is so0unds rather perverted…
*dodges cast ov aspershuns*
donut dodj…asperagooses iz gud for you!
A dongle iz a thing sum kompootr prgramz needz 2 maek dehn werk at awl, az kawpeerite protekshon, cawz teh programmerz sez “Sawftwayr pyr8z! DOES NAWT WANTZ!!1!!”
I nawt noze waht program teh PPD is fur tho.
Um… I is still bizzee wif my reports. Yeah… um… bizzee. Mebbe ZF will do it!
O I haz no feer ov teh poyntee endz! I haz mai Alternate Dimensional Anti-Pointy-Endz Armor. The pointy endz goez into a alternate reeyallitee wen tehy getz tew neer. Cover me folkz, I’z goin in!
*covers ZF wif whippy creem*
There. She shud not recognize u at alls.
Iz dis teh nawty room?
room? room? Madam we have absolutly no need for a nawty room…… We have a barn, lots more space
to be nawty in
Iz awl dis tawlk of creem and showers.
Dis must be teh nawty areea of teh nawty barn den
…………..oh lookie dawts …………………….
Gibs ZF floofy blankie fur covering
Ofankz Leeza an Maggs! I feelz I is suff..shify…sushfi…covered enuff! I can hardlee moove!
*delikatlee slipz paw into LCB’s pokkit*
*LCB twichez but nawt notiss paw in pokkit*
Uh oh! Hao yew get the jinglee stuff owt kwietlee? Wun at a tyme? K, I try taht.
*clozez paw arownd a smoove objekt an slooooowly sslips it owt*
Lookie wut I gawt! it’s a …. a….
Armadillo scale!
R yu shure itz noawt a
Bagel slicer? or
Corn Cob decormer? or
Donut dropkikkier?
explodin dye pakkit
Flonquai instrucktions?
Grabbity gloo?
H…
Hubberkar plans?
Intertoobs dee wurmer?
J…
Justiss evashun plans
Kovver ov darkness to hide teh thefties
L’eagle advisors
M….
L’eagle advisors?
*luks around for lolnascar*
Majic beens
Number of lolyer justincase
Open bottlol of shampers from partee
Maor bling dan a rapper
Nawt wants
Ohai distrakshun fur wen searcin pokits
P…
Pie fur frowing
Quiet fur nawt disturbin
Round tuiits
SHINY
Trappy door
Unushal kroawbar
Vial ob poisun (berrt scarry!)
…
Watebber cood dat B?
Xplodin dy pakkitz (moar uvvem)
YNG (haow’d dat git n herz pokkit ennywai?)
whoo is bert an y iz hee skarrded???
He found out Ernie is gay…
w-w-whut?!??
Not that there’s anything wrong with that …
Kitteh door: yer doin it wrong…
DIY Kitteh door: yer doing it rite!
door is good, window is better!!!
Woooo hoooo FIRST
Um… no.
*sad hedshayke*
Dere is awlways sumwun who finks it’s a grate commint to post teh F word. But nawt on ICHC. Dear Bon, pweeze try 2 fink of sumfing funny to say be4 u post. It dunt have to be factually correct, but pweeze 2 make it funny. Kthxbai.
Bon, I kan tell u haz a grate fyoocher wif teh Cheezland– ur kwiltiefingie iz berry lyke Maus’s. So don’t be upset, just come back and play, and next time u think u got here nawt-sekkund, remember to engage brain into humor mode before typing
Incidentally, if you check the time stamp on the first post in each strand, you’ll see that yous is 3rd of 4 posted at 03:00am Cheeztime which is a really good reason for not just shouting firth; it makes you look stupid because you patently aren’t.
Iz noo here, but Iz sadly! Youse Cheez Peeps kin bee meen. Plz to bee nize?? Kthxbai.
well come rite in adn maek yursef at hoam!!
*snerk*
Kitteh din wayte fur invites, himz come in aniwai
jest thot ai’d be poleyte!
Ohai, tew u, tow!
um…. at da rix of biing ostra… austra… shunned, dis be fotoshawped…
Still iz kayoot, doe!
It be photowshawp????? how cans u tell? it look liek
regular hawse tew me….
I cans nawt see no cammerraz
mebbee ai be mix… misto… rong.
Ohai rong aie b confuzzed
Ai haz related queshon ai finkso
- hoaw u know who be dah furst maekin a capshon?
Ai found a capshon dat a cheezfwiend has in tab “My lolz”…
but dat capshon was already wun ob “My favorites” by nudder cheezpeep.
So hoaw u know hoo b dah nawt sekkond to maek dat capshon?
Dat is a fyne kwestshun Cimbacat…..
Aie iz nawt an eggspurt (but aie c them on TV)
Maybei u can tell bai teh id nummer? It r rite at the end ob teh code u copee to sharye wib frenz.
Maybi sumone more clebbererer dan me can say
ai nawt shore bout dis. ai sumtymes heers peeps tawkin bout udder peeps “copyin” dere lols & dey getz mad bout it butt sew mennee mennee peeps be heer in cheezland, shirley it iz nawt teh implolsible fer 2 oar moar peeps 2 be havin de saim idea fer de capshuning? ai haz maid sum lols & den seed udder peeps lols dat r bery similar butt ai neber thawt dey wuz copyin & ai know ai wuzznt.
Ai agreez – its dat hole GMTA fingy
dis was egsagly da same… an chekkin she has ceberal dat are egsagly da same as manu udder.
in nawt naijs puttin in ur oawn name.
She be de young. Ai will tak to her, ai finkso.
i chekked hers profile an u can see she be doin it all da taim.
So i left a message on her page – Ai jus finks she nawt
knoaw waf she b doin.
Aie see whut ur problem is, dis netting nawt kitteh proof! Good jobs u hab me aroun to tells u dis thing….
kitteh qualitee control.. is in ur howse testing ur skreens!
Kitteh quality control sais
Dis nawt good werkmansheep aie goes test ur bed nao.
Ifin dat not gud kwalitee, sumones gonna be in trubble!!!!11!
teh bed mebbe nawt teh bestest kwality, but Ai haz lotz an lotz uv kitteh treets. Ai givez u dem.
–
Ai haz a furry, furry BIG happee. Ai sharez it wif mai noo cheezfrendz. Mai to goggies haz been wif sumone else a’cuz Ai wuz moved nto a nu haus. Dey comed hoem yest..yesh…lass nite. Teh kittehs wuz a litul oberwhelmd, but dey aju…adg..gotted used to it kwik. I gotz to watch teh kittehs close nao tho cuz teh goggies be usin teh goggie door, an teh kittehs nawt owtsied kittehs.
But Iz gotz a vewy,vewy, supr xtra happee fur to hab teh whoel fambly tugedder agin. Fank yu Ceiling Cat!!!
Awwwwww happi dansdans dans dans of the reunited fur family.
Purrs and hedbonks and waggy tails for ebbrboddy!!!!!11!
fank u Maggsuverhuman!!! We haz lotz uv purrs and hedbonx and happitails. Obtw – Ai luv the *hedbonk* used heer. mai fambli callz dem kitteh kissus, but hedbonks iz eben bettr, espeshuly cuz teh goggies givz hedbonks too. (teh big onez hedbonx can gibe a hedaek if nawt caerfull – hez almowst 100pownds. Teh kitteh hedbonks iz much softerer.)
Cheezburglar is apprehended
I will never allow my kitties to go near a window again!
Poor Remy fell by doing that.
ohai, Valesa. Hao is Remy doing? Any you, nd yr ovver kitteh?
Ohai Valesa aie remembers that.
How is Remy nao?
{{{{{Valesa & Remy}}}}}
Remy’s doing good. He got his second bath last night. I think I’ll be washing him once a week, it stimulates him to move his legs
Gitana’s ok too. She’s doing really well with her toilet training. You can read more at http://www.skylinekitty.com.
So glad to hear the good news. Does the leg movement and kicking mean that he is healing better than expected?
{{{{Valesa, Remy, Gitana, Valesa’s boyfriend}}}}
I don’t know
I hate to get my hopes up (they’re way way up) but he’s moving them, not coherently, but there’s def movement. When I wash him, it’s like he’s trying to run, kicking with his back legs. We’ll see the next time I take him to the doctor.
typical “pleh baff” actions maibe
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Himz come a long wai inna short tiem tho!
It’s hard to be patient and wait for healing, isn’t it? I hope it means he is recovering. Sending a dose of healing chi to Remy.
Ohai booklion, how is Uz
ohai, two_kittehs, I just sented yu an emeow!
Ize fine, bakk frum Floridia in tyme to enjoi teh beeeyutiful fall wevver.
Wen will yu be mooving?
In the first week of December, but we still has to find a place to
live. Any recommendations, we is gonna visit next week to
make a decision on dat.
Any recommendations regarding nayborhoodz?
{{{{{Valessa an Remy}}}}} (Schmoos frum mai Tammy-kitteh too!)
{{Remy and Valesa}} Hugs an heeling thos for Remy frum teh Gremlin haushold! Here’s hoping those rabbit kiks keep coming and gitting stronger!
Here, I halps: KIK KIK KIK KIK – ther, I halps model gud kikking behayvyor!
that is no way fur a nu bride to behave
Uz has to be demure an sweet
not go kik kik kik
How beez Uz and Mr Gremlin an Ur kitteh?
We all be GUD! Awl is well, kittehs! Awl is well!
Mr. G is feline fine, an wuz rydin himz bicikkle arownd teh sunny yard yesterday afternoon, LOL. Mr. G haz a doktor chek-up tomorry. Paws ar krossed that awl is well.
Me – demure and sweet? – hmm, afrayd not! Wuz sumuther bryde yoo must be thinkin uv. Fur mahself, I kiks when I wuntz, an I dantzes with joi.
Kik! Dantz! Kik! Dantz!
Hao ar yoo, 2K?
{{{{Mr. & Mrs G}}}} Glad to see Mr G is better and keeping fingers crossed for his doc apt.
Thank yoo. Yoo kin see pikshors uv teh noo happeh kuppel on mah profyle if yoo is interested.
ZOMG!!!
IM FUNNIES!!
IM IZ ON DA HOME PAGEZ!!!
>.<
Concatulations, CBG! Itza good wun.
Conger Ratz on makin it on to teh front paige, maneee r submitted but few is chiosed!!11!
Con-CAT-enayshunz crzybrattgrl!!1! U iz da envee uv da Cheezfrinz! Fyoo gitz pikted 2 B onna hoam payj, n U iz wun uvvem!!! Yay 4 U!!1!
i feelz da lovez <3
an it iz woarms an fluffy
“Look, I is a pane.”
“Yes you certainly are a pain.”
Kitteh plais imbisible harp
I do dis too, about twice a week.
an the Kitteh dawn’t mind?
Wittle halp heer?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Pakij just came wif mayl, ai wuz nawt eggspekting ennyfing… mai bf gottedededed me teh ICHC buk!!!!!! *bownsebownsedansdans* I can has cheezbuk!
Ai nawt having tiem tu sit an reed it ryte nao, got fings tu du, (pleh), but ai haz sumfing tu luk forward tu layter!
Otay, gotta go du teh fings nao, but ai hadda come tell mai cheezfrenz.
Ohai Prysma, ummm ifin u gots thing tew do aie luuks after yer book?
No way Mags! Git yer Own!
*powts*
sniff
sniff
*powt*
dew nawt cri Maggsuverhoomun, u wil git de buk wet. Maybee Santy Claws wil bring u wun fer de hollydaze
*luiks at clawk*
Ahhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan it nawt eben halfpast novremberer yet!
Ohai maggsuverhoomun! *reeches fer da buk surrep…sorep..sneekily* Hao r u? *trais to snag buk* Can ai borry ur buk? *grabs buk, runs, runs, runs….stawps, pants, pants, pants and luks bak*
do nawt craii Maggs – Plasticat adn ai haz teh cheezburger buuk, haz luuked at it elebentee billyon tymes, wood yew liek tew borrow it?
Iz tihs darned oshun inna way, ovverwyse, ai wud letting yu luk aftur it, abslootlee.
Stoopy oshun, in between me n mai frenz.
*kiks oshun* *shayks paw vigruslee*
OMGz! I gots dat 2!
CONGA RATS!!!!!!!!!
Fankies.
Yu has teh berry naice bf, aifinkso!!!
(Hopez bf is nawt feelin too much pleh! tuday?)
Aifinkso, tu! Iz whai ai keeps him.
Him feelin a lil pleh tuday, but him being awf tu haz physio inna heeted pool an him will feeling better berry soon. Ai will telling him yu waz finking uv him.
Ohai! ai wuz just…..testin the…..alarm sistem! Yea, dats it, testin alarm!
Ohai BF!!! Sooo, yu tryin a nu purrfeshun? (Yu will hav tu register wif teh Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild yu knoe?)
Wii haz a speshul dis weak, 2 rubberies & wii frow in a free breakin & enterin!
Aie fink she needs to goe frew LCB unner graduate/minnion programme nawt sekund… jest sayin
(A plank wiv a nail init is walk in park compared to *shudder* LCB sarcasm n scorn not tew menshun rebbenge *shudder*)
Nao, iz otay, see ai haz mai thieves guild lysense rite heer…
*shufflez fru purse ruffly de size uv a bredbaux*
Hai evereebuddee!
I haz bin workin at teh polls, an lotsa USA peepuls has voted alreddee!
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Get owt tehre an VOTE!
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VVVVV
OOOOO
TTTTT
EEEEE
!!!!!!!!!
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I wish I cud vote elebentee taims!
Ai wud vote, but dey doan’t let us vote fur US prezydent iffn u aer Ingerlish!
Ah deklayrz teh demokratik prosess 2 be teh winner, cawz lotz ob peepz can haz intested in pollytikz naw daht nawt haz it b4!
i voted! liek a baby stoat! (taht makes no sense, but iz catchy
) i’z lukky enuff to be able to wayt until after teh vote-before-goin-to-wurk crowds, so tehr wuz no line at all. if yoo haz to be a twurk, if yoo kan sneeky sneek away during teh day to vote, it’ll be a lot faster. i wurry taht all teh talk in teh media abowt long voting lines will diskurage a lot ob peeples frum voting. if yoo dont go during teh rush howr, teh lines arent taht bad, or eben non-egg sistant!
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like my son sez in himz blog, ” ‘if you don’t vote, you can’t b!tch’ should be in the constitution”
Do baby stoats vote??? An if so, whoo doe dey vote fur?????
Growed-up stoatz, mebbe?
I’m certain that many have (voted seberal tymes that is).
ATTENSHUN CHEEZFRENZ!!!!
If ennywun in teh KY oar Ohaio area wanna gets 2gedder THIS Caturday, plz 2 let mi kno.
Ai’m finkin abowt tryin 2 arrandj a meetin at teh Florence Mawl in Northurn Kentucky.
Ifn ur innerested, plz 2 notify mi. Jes clik awn mai bloo naem an leev mi a messidj.
Fanks!
O shukky darn! I yoosta livz n KY, but nawt ennymoar sew I caynt dew dis Cheezmeet…
Uz is a swing state!! iffen U had the cheezmeet a week ago
U cud has got boff the purrsidenshal candydates and der running mates
to the cheezmeet
No fanku.
Dey wud hav stinked up teh playse.
*snerk*
ohai, evreeboddy, kan i plz to be habbing yor attenshuns?
*ahem* in vyoo ob today being elekshun day in teh US ob A, an teh fakt taht tehr are bing a lot ob strong feelings abowt dis elekshun (bof among voting peeps in teh USobA an intrested obserbers in ovver countrees), an taht tehrfor iz prolly inebitable taht polly ticks will be
disgustdiskussed at sum poynt, i hope yoo don’t mind if i am so bold az to re-post my gidelines for polly tickle diskusshuns frum erlier in oktober:.
1) rebember taht teh frendship an fun an commyunity ob ICHC iz more important tahn polly ticks.
2) rebember taht dis iz internashunal commyunity, an also commyunity ob peeples ob many diffrent ages, bakgrownds, sitchewashuns, etc.
3) rebember taht not ebreewun heer haz teh same opinyuns az yoo. an tehy not haz to hab teh same opinyuns az yoo to be gud, smart peeps.
4) eggspress yor opinyuns in a wise and kind manner. plz don’t dissapoynt two_kittehs in her vyoo ob us az kind an wize frends! see maus’s diskushun abowt Biden on LOL before dis [oct. 6, before teh "trubble i've seen" LOL] as gud egg sample to follow.
5) before yoo say sumfing abowt teh ovver party/opinyun/canidayt, aks yorself how yoo wuld feel if sumwun sed taht abowt YOR party/opinyun/canidayte. if it wuld make yoo feel sad/bad/mad, tehn it needs to be edited.
6) if it starts to get not nise, chaynje teh subject to kyoot kittehs. taht’s wut we’re all heer for anyway!
*hoping not to cawz a problum, hoping only to purvent tehm*
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rebember, teez gidelines are strikly voluntary. if yoo desides not to apply tehm to yor polly tikkle commints, teh wurst that will happen to yoo iz yoo will be cut up, stewed wif parsnips, an fed to teh trollz. fank yoo very muches.
parsnips pleh! wii cahn uze tatos insteed?
Teh moas polly-ticklol fing ai will say heer iz dat ai boted, but wuz nawt 2 thrillded wif enny ov teh opshuns. Basicklee, ai boted 4 hoo ai thot wuz teh lessur ov teh 2 ebils.
Dats awl ai gots 2 say abowt dat.
Hao abowt Larry Moe & Curly? Moe preseedunt, Larry-VP, and Curly-AG? ((((((rshb)))))) Hai rshb!
nomen to taht.
parsnips??
how boutz cheez?!
and thank you for posting this. some ppl forget that not all forums are for politicalness
Noo daffy nishun of cat burglolar! Happee Voting Dai USA!
See? u noe need scween fur teh bugz…ai eets dem for u-kthxbi
Hia dere cheepeepz. Ai iz stil a noobi heer, but Ai wuld leik two frow a sillybrayshun if iz ok. If u dinnent seed mai odder post, Ai haz a berry furry BIG BIG happee todai. Ai haz four kittehs and two goggies. Mai goggies haz stayded wif sum1 else so Ai culd move an get teh noo howse reddy. Ai haz nawt had dem wif me for a laawwwng tym.
Teh goggies comed home last nite!!! Ai iz soooooooo happee! Teh kittehs tookd it purty gud – teh babeh kitteh gotted scared, but teh udders wuz ok. Ai haz to keep a cloes aye on teh kittehs nao tho cuz teh goggies uzin a goggie door but teh kittehs nawt owtsied kittehs.
Martoonies and shampayne foor ebery1! Ai haz choklitz too, and uv coarse der be dansing! Pweeze sillybrate wif me teh reyonun ov mai fambly!
that ar gud, Cheerz to picklhed and fambly!
hooray picklhed an goggies!! togevver agin! hugs to teh kittehs, plz to not be skared ob teh nice goggies, an plz to not be running owt teh goggie dore! iz goggie dore, not kitteh dore! fank yoo for teh lubly chonklits an shampayne (irl i not drinks teh alkyhawl, but in teh majikal land ob cheez teh drinks iz az alkyhawlik or not-alkyhawlik az yoo wants tehmto be!)
Ai can has chokleet martoonie an sordid choklits plz??!! O, an ai weel doe teh desurt dervish dans fur yur famblee re-union – whirl whirl whirl whirl dans dans dans … oops! fallz doan dizzy!!!
Hooray! *dantz dantz dantz* I sillybrayts yor happeh wit yoo!
Yay fur teh picklhed famblee!
Ai nawt can stay lawng, but ai brings a biiiiig plattur uv sordid cookees fur noms. An a plattur uv sordid goggie an kitteh treets, tu!
*dansdansspindanskickdansshimmydans*
*fawls ober, panting*
Whew, ai in nawt such gud shaype, akshully.
Gots tu go, but ai berry happeh fur yu!!!
Happihappithat yr fambly iz togevver again!
What a nise party yu are frowing, and what eggsellent shampaygne.
Here are sum nise shwimps fur ebberybuddy, to go wif shampaygne…I fink teh kittieez will lyke these, too.
woooohooooooo! *frows comfettie inna ayre* *blows noizymayker fweeep fweep fweeeeeep*
Hoorai fer de reunyon!!! Duz de danse uv de gimpy falldowngoboom peeple! *sittin in chayre flailin armz lyke a maniak*
Yay much sippin ob the shampayne and nomming ob the cookies.
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Dis gud fambly reunion!
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{{{{{Picklhed & Kittehs & Goggies}}}}}
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*Duz happitale strut and tayle chaze dancings and falls over in heep*
tank u awl fur joyning mai sillibrayshun. Ai haz such a beeg happi, Ai jes wish Ai dinnent hafta bee at wurk. *phhllbbbttt* to wurk. But iz gud to hab a sillybrayshun wif peeps dat noes hao impar…imprt…speshul it iz. Ai alwuz tellz peeples dat Ai haf 6 kids, an dey iz awl foer legged an furry.
Heer, I brung moar cookies an a icey kreem kake. Ai furgot to sai afore – all furbabiez iz invited too. Ober here is de toony fishes for teh kittehs. We gotz shrimpz too, tanks to a cheezfrend *waves thanks* and for teh goggies iz yummie choo bonez an treetz too. We eben gotz speshul kitteh an goggie safe kakes wif hamberger meet an yummie veggies for teh babehs. (I akshully maked dis for one of deir birfdays – dey had many happies frum dat!)
I’ze guna buy xtra speshul kitteh treets at teh kitteh/goggie stoer aftur wurk so teh kittehs beez happi agin. I gotz to get goggie fudz an toyz too – Ai neber beed so happi to be spending monieses!!
Walkum picklhed! Happee sillybrashuns! Luvs martoonie an choklit. Wii happee to sillbrate wif u and ur fambly! {{{{{{{picklhed & fambly}}}}}}}}
zippin round in de floaty chare *fweeeep fweeep fweeeeeep*! frows moar comfetti!! Tucker & Murphy kittehs r awn mai lap injoyin de ride, wheeeeeeee! ppuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!!
OMG WTH is wrong with the speech here?!
LOL DarkLite! Hai! Wii awl cheezfren and wii doan mind if u nawt yoose LOLcatspeak. Nope, nope, nope!
wat u meen DarkLite? nuffin bee wrong wif de speach. nuffin bee wrong wif de commintin & lolin & ackin sillee wif de cheezfrens. watbee wrong wif u dat u cahnt let peeps hav funz?
WAT? im a peepz! hihi noo frend!
i liek lolcatz 2! zomg derez sum gud catz here peepz.
vizit moy profil i made sum locatz pleezed 2 met u!
ohai darklite! welkom to cheezland! i will vizit yor porfile. for eezier viziting ob peeples to yor profile, vizit cweenmj’s blog (clikkie on her bloo name whereber yoo see it, fink herz might be on teh rode today) an lurn how to turn YOR name bloo wif a link to yor profile!!
DarkLite, ai apolologizes 2 u, ai fout u wuz a trolly-type maikin a meen comment bout de site & folkses whoo lyke it. ai hoap u cum bak 2 dis paige sew u cahn see dis apolologie. ai bery sorree fer judgin u 2 bee a trolly.
datz ok, bwuzfan!
im glad everywun iz nise heer!