DEPRESSED ECONOMY
DEPRESSED ECONOMY
When there is no money left over for cheeseburgers
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Awwww – poar kitteh!
Depressed ekonomee… depressed kitteh.
Iz owkay, kitteh. Depressed ekonomi gibs kittehs teh oppor-shoe-nity tu tayk ober teh wurld!!!
Ryte yu ar. An know matturh wat, ai wil fynd teh fundingz tu baiyu cheezburguhrz, kittoon. Nevur fiir.
Conga rats, Nightshayde an GMTA too!
‘Tis a sad dai wen teh cheezburgers aur tu ekspensive. ( Cawngragulashuns awn yur nawt-sekkund!)
Ai weel gib u sum ov mai cheezburgerz.
he spld cheezburger rong. has ’s’ insted of ‘z’
I has a TIRED!
Monorail Cat has run outta gas…………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
Quick! I feed Kitteh Cheezburger… need lift to town plz
To vote? For not-depressed- enocimy.
Buts you can still has luv!
Dis kitteh plainly needz teh luv and snorggles. I volunteer!
an cheezburgers 2
Cheep wons fer nao. McDonalds fer teh poor kitteh. Hey kitteh–not so bad, actually! Not healfy, but still–nom nom nom!
Ah volun…..vul…..
….erm…….
Ai wants tuh snorgule wit dat kitteh!
Maeks kitteh depresst too
I Can Has… O Y bother?
imagine, a werld wibout Cheezburgers… DO NAWT WANT!
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* shudder *
NO CHEEZBURGERS?!?!?!
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Say it ain’t so, Joe!
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Waaaahhhh…..
egg scues mee.
MAY AI HAS YUR ATTENSHUN PLZ??
ai has some good gnus:
I spoke to my adviser today and there are four things she told me that are good news. I will list them lowest to highest in importance:
1. By deciding on a “theme” for my requirements I could double minor, philosophy, (my current minor), and what ever other concentration I want.
2. By adding 2 more philosophy courses, I could have a double major, history/philosophy.
3. She talked with the head of the honors department who said I could re-take the freshman Honors Colloquium, and potentially regain my honors scholarship and degree.
and the big one
4. I can appeal to have the F and D grades expunged from my record.
My GPA could go up. By A LOT. In a very short amount of time.
*sigh*
yay! taht iz very gud nooz. gud lukk!!
I am verreh prowd ub u, mah whiskurry fren.
I doo not noe how u doo it.
*hugs teh donkey*
love you
That’s wonderful!! Good luck!
I can has Cheezburger?
Ooooh – datz a bery gud naem fur a website.
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Oh. Wayt.
Der’s a problum. Domayn naymbles can’t hab a ? in dem. Yet.
Can I haz pot noodles?
It be moar cheeps
Iz awlso moar PLEH!
Pleh! Like wot Annipuss sed.
I hadded a Pot noddle fer dins tonite… Wuz nawt so grate akshully
I will has egg noodles nex time Ifinkso.
Wat iz pot noodlols?
Mai stoopy, let mi show u it.
methinks something akin to Ramen in a cup.
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Oh noes! Blech.
Ai gotted berry tyred ov the Ramen noodlols wen ai wuz in colledj. Ai hazznt had enny sinse.
I swore no more Rice (went to college in Louisiana) or Ramen Noodles.
Rly? Wear N Lucy Anna u went 2 skuuls? Ai did 2, butt Ai still hassing 2 has teh red beens adn rice. Nom!
dey is pleh not gud fur Uz too mush sodium..
not delishus or nootrishus
if yoo gets cases ob teh brick-style ramen (dryed an stukked togevver in a brik format), yoo can bild yor stoodent-hovel furniture wif tehm an then slowly eet tehm so wen teh semester is ober yoo no haz to moov any furnichure!
Ai purrfurred teh conkete block an pieces ov wood 4 mai furnichure.
Mai mahm werked at a playse were tehy gotted lidded barrlols (abowt 2 feet hi oar so) an ai usded tehm 4 tablols.
Tehn-boyfren (nao hubbeh) had teh bed awn teh floor. Ai gibbed him a frayme 4 hiz burfdai.
Berree kree 8 tib. nd dey ar cheep enuf tu sweepee owt da dor if sumz stil left. But mai huzbum stil wantz dem.
Iz nooduls dat yew puts hot watur wif adn a sashet of sawse.
Iz noe nyce, unless:
1. Yew iz a stewdunt
2. Yew iz on low inkums (leik maiselfs)
3. Yew iz so hungree yew wud eet awlmoast annefings, even soil
4. Yew nawt noes whut it iz tew beggins wif
5. Awl of teh ubuv
yep, dat sounds exactly like Ramen here in the States. We would trade recipies for what to do with the vile things to make something edible. The complexity and originality of recipies increased markedly with alcohol intake.
LOL, Dan!
U maek mi laff.
Iz gud fing.
o teh hewj manatee!
yu gots to watch awt fur dose manatees…
dey can gets reely beeg and depressing…
Well, iffen teh dolfins wud stawp teezing tehm, dey’d just be mana adn happy.
Deh Hugh G Manatee b on deh map!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:D 
:D 
If we can kick out all the entrenched evil, collusionists and influence peddlers with today’s election, there will be plenty of money for cheezburgers!
ExxonMobile is costing us all billions of cheezburgers a day!
gud lukk findin a polly tishun whut is nawt lyke taht…
Oh, dis iz da saddist fing ai ebur saw. por lidul kitteh.
purty kitteh not be depressed I gibs Uz cheezburgerz
Kitteh has been doin mai checkbuuk.
It maded mi depressed, 2.
**goez 2 cri softlee in corner**
{{{{rhsb}}}} dont be crying, it will beez Ok
here haz sum hot choklit
:hands rhsb sum tisshuz
Fanks, 2_k.
**blows nose on kleenex and hands it back to 2_k** Ai nawt needs dis ennymoar.
Ai wish sumbodee wud shaer teh welth in MAI direckshun.
Otay, hoo awn heer has lots ov munnies? Ai needs 2 gibs u mai address…
no has lotsa munniez but can gibes U lotsa hugs
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}
Awww, 2_k. U r teh sew sweet.
Frenship iz worf moar tahn munnies ennywai.
{{{{{{2_k}}}}}}
fanks rhsb I needed dat!
Enny tiem, fren.
Awl u gots ta do iz axk.
Nd yu kin cumz obur mai hoaws nd ai maikz rele nudulz wif rele chikun fur yu. Frowz in sum umyun, karut, selree nd garlikz nd iz awlmost gud enuf tu ete.:lol:
Oh hai rhsb! Meh tu, wants to do shreds on mai checkbuk wid pointy enz den fwowa away forebber.
**we criz togeder so sadly**
Ohai kerrykatz4.
Ur finanses iz borked 2? Dats nawt fun, izzit?
Ai werk 4 teh state. Teh benefitz r dessint, but teh munnies iz teh pleh.
I haz no wurkz for tree munts nau! I in California, and der no wurks for to getz nu jobs yet. Pleez to shar yur tishoos wid meh. Ai haz a hapee to stay hom to be wit mai kittehs, but nau huzbin not wurks tu! He be around so much sumtims I wantz to sho him mai pointee endz tu!
kerrykatz4, I hoping fings ged bedder fur Uz..
I ar sending gud thots to Uz and Ur fambly
Gud Luck!
Oh hai, two-kittehs! I hopz fings ar better sun allso. Mai huzbinz iz roofer and we finleez had sum ranz todai. Ub cors I nice ladee nd not want da peepls to hab da leekz in da rufs, but sumtimz dey happen! Haz been no ranz her in sandiego for munts and munts. Dey told him dat mebbe der be sum wurkz for him in da union in few weekz. I still luks for da jobs for meh doh. Will happen sunz I hopz. Fanks to u for da gud thots!
Haz ur huzbin thot abowt goin 2 Texas an seein if tehy still needs halp frum teh hurry-canes? Mite b sumfin 2 think abowt.
Ai wishes u an ur famlee a moar prospurrus tiem soon!
Hai agin rhsb!! I wud lub to mub frum herz. It be pretteh here nd all, but da pretteh no pay da bilz. I nebber ben to Texas, but mai famblee frum der up in da panhandle in Mobeetee. I haz lotz of fambleez dat I member frum wen ai wuz little gurl dat still libs der. I finks dat panhandle be far wayz frum da hurricanes, I not carz doh. I wud mub anywerz dat I culd take all mai kittehs and getz da wurks. I wurks for da doctors. Nd ai meks da bestest biscits and da gren beens wid bacun dat u ebber hadz! I haz wish dat huzbin not lib here all hiz lif and no wantz to leeb here, but we nebber no wut gon to happin in life.
Fanks to u for da nice wurds and da karings.
Teh guud tihng baowt life is taht eberyfing chanjes. Suun ur sit you 8shun changes. Adn u has guud karma coming frum awl teh cheezpeeps good foughts.
Oh hai eubie…iz so niec for u to hab da gud thots for meh. Fanks so much for da niec wurds and ai kin alllus getz mor gud karmaz. dis gud fing.
***much gud karmaz to go out for da eubie tu*** for dis.
I can haz smal canz ub fancee feast den?
Ai wunse saw a sine dat sed, “Baroque: Wen u r owt uv Monet”.
Thot it wuz teh funnee.
ohai rhsb, If Aida known you were Carmen, I would’a made something to Nibelung.
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*snicker* *duck, run-for-cover*
Ooooh. Bad stagehanddan. Bad. Bery bery bad! Dere mehbe no monet but dat doan meen dere ain’t no Sony shine sumwhere. Just for dat ai mai get in mai Van n Gogh awai…far far awai.
ah I only half-listened.
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*snicker* sry.
Getz Bizet nd bak tu wurk!
do ya have a Lizt to work from or is it all Orff the cuff?
Trai tu getz a Handel awn it.
is it Bush kitteh watching him approbal numbers?
Luuks moar lyk mai mahm watchin teh stok markit reportz…..
the marketz will bounce bakz, rite nowz dere is too mush volatility
but will take some time.
*goez to buy stock in cheezburgers*
Best too git dem nao, wile dey beez cheep…
Welth, wut welth? Ai so depresseded….
*sings*
Ai ain’t gawt no pillow,
Ai ain’t gawt no hoem.
Ai ain’t gawt not kibble,
No window to cawl mai own.
Ai gawts dem kitteh cat
Pretteh cat blues…
*blues riff*
Sum sai ai’m just an ol stray,
Sum folks dey say just go awai!
Eberbuddy sais u just a lonesum kitteh
Ben in so menny fites and ain’t bery pretteh.
Ai gawts dem kitteh cat
Pretteh cat blues…
*blues riff*
nice one.
Fankew. Fankew vereh mush. *frows bak pompadoor hare wif huje siedburns*
I’m hearing the slide blues from Little Big Town, was right beside the guitar player during thier sound-check, had to be focusing dummy for LD.
**lites Zippo in onner ov teh sawng**
Dis da bestest kitteh blooz song ebber! He beez lik T-bone kitteh!
Fankies kerrykatz4. She beez liek T-bone kitteh!
Oh hai KCTaillkinker! Pleez tellz yur kitteh dat I haz a soree to callz her a boy kitteh. We allz has knowingz dat dah bestest blooz comz frum da ladees. Ai speks bout Odetta, Etta, and my fabrit J.Joplin. Rokz on KCT!
{{{KCT}}} I haz lame blooz song tu. Dis be to “Im a Man”
–riff–
Hey der hooman
–riff—
I sitz on da shelf
–riff—
I can’t get noes
Cheezburger bi maiselfs!
I stop naus, dis all I haz nd no can compeet!
wun more time, az a frendly reminder az teh end ob elekshun day draws neer (an btw, dis iz just in general, iz not in response to anyfing anywun haz sed
)
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ohai, evreeboddy, kan i plz to be habbing yor attenshuns?
*ahem* in vyoo ob today being elekshun day in teh US ob A, an teh fakt taht tehr are bing a lot ob strong feelings abowt dis elekshun (bof among voting peeps in teh USobA an intrested obserbers in ovver countrees), an taht tehrfor iz prolly inebitable taht polly ticks will be
disgustdiskussed at sum poynt, i hope yoo don’t mind if i am so bold az to re-post my gidelines for polly tickle diskusshuns frum erlier in oktober:.
1) rebember taht teh frendship an fun an commyunity ob ICHC iz more important tahn polly ticks.
2) rebember taht dis iz internashunal commyunity, an also commyunity ob peeples ob many diffrent ages, bakgrownds, sitchewashuns, etc.
3) rebember taht not ebreewun heer haz teh same opinyuns az yoo. an tehy not haz to hab teh same opinyuns az yoo to be gud, smart peeps.
4) eggspress yor opinyuns in a wise and kind manner. plz don’t dissapoynt two_kittehs in her vyoo ob us az kind an wize frends! see maus’s diskushun abowt Biden on LOL before dis [oct. 6, before teh "trubble i've seen" LOL] as gud egg sample to follow.
5) before yoo say sumfing abowt teh ovver party/opinyun/canidayt, aks yorself how yoo wuld feel if sumwun sed taht abowt YOR party/opinyun/canidayte. if it wuld make yoo feel sad/bad/mad, tehn it needs to be edited.
6) if it starts to get not nise, chaynje teh subject to kyoot kittehs. taht’s wut we’re all heer for anyway!
*hoping not to cawz a problum, hoping only to purvent tehm*
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rebember, teez gidelines are strikly voluntary. if yoo desides not to apply tehm to yor polly tikkle commints, teh wurst that will happen to yoo iz yoo will be cut up, stewed wif parsnips, an fed to teh trollz. fank yoo very muches.
*jumps up on a tabul an cheers*
yah, tehse genrally seem to go ober pretty well
fanks!
i iz amazed an impressed by teh restraynt taht haz been showd so far. iz nice to be habbing a refyooj frum it all.
Gess wat frenz!!!
Ai snorgled kittehs 2dai!
Ai wented 2 teh PetSmart an snorgled awn the kittehs dat wuz up 4 adopshun. Wun ov tehm wuz moslee whyte wif a littlol lite gray awn hur hed. Hur wuz sew sweet. A gurl tehre wanted hur, but tolded mi hur huzzbin nawt sew shure – tehy has 6 kittehs alreddy!
B4 ai leftid teh stoar, ai tolded hur “Guud Luk”! Hur wuz in seryous lubs wif the whyte kitteh.
Ooooh, rhsb. Ai cud nawt hev wawked awai. Noes, noes, noes!
Iz so hard for to snorgle da kittehs and not to take un hom wit yu. I iz bad for to bring hom da kittehs, eben doh ai alreddy haz enuf of dem.
I hate you (purely out of jealousy), I got to wrestle with fricken X-mas decorations at work. If Santa was to walk into my shop right now……….I’d prolly set his beard on fire.
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in serious need/want/desire ovva extended snorgle session.
Dan – haz u herd teh storee ov hao teh angel got awn tawp ov teh tree? Santa wuz berry stressed owt an heer come teh angel wif a beeg tree. Angel haz teh grumpee 2, from carryin teh beeg tree, so is snippy wif Santa.
Angel sez “Were u want mi 2 put dis tree?”
An nao u kno hao teh angel gots awn tawp ov teh tree.
and I told that one today, in a fit of frustration.
{{{rhsb}}} Oh NOES!!! Dis not hapee noels for da angel!
Ar we furgetting tu manetain da dakkorum heer?
Dekorems and aspershuns r being throne abowt wif a reckless, Ifinkso, m’lady.
That’s election day for u!
Here is xtra snorgles for u {{stagehanddan}} Wi dey starts da X-mas so erlees dat we alreddy haz a tired frum it and no can hab excites?
I asked that exact question…….repeatedly. The answer, we just got the things, and it was either put them in storage, thus moving them twice, or put them up now.
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I’m just so thrilled I could puke.
Ai kno teh feline.
Ai wuz in teh Wal-Mart awn Novembur teh nawt-seckund an herd CHRISTMAS muzick!
Aaack!
No wunner ai turn in2 Skroodj bai Christmas.
Yah. I duzzunt like lookin at a bloody plastic axe and den turneeng
arownd and seeing shiney Christmas tree.
Pleh x Googleplex.
Ai wuz in teh Hoem Depo erly Acktuber an dey awlreddy be habin teh Crispness stuffs up. It nawt eben Howlaween yet!! Ai lubz Crispness but it shuld be at Crispness tym, nawt too soon. It nawt so speshul den.
Trize not to mak da pukes on da xmas fings doh, eben if dat wud make u hapee, den haz to kleen up dem, or mebbe u can tel da peepl dat dis nu trendz for da xmas nau, for to hab da meree barf-mas for da treez.
Gud ebening {{{SHD}}},
Wud yew liek mai rant ahn how juss teh thawt ob Crippinz predesses mai beleaguered postal hart?
Iffin yew catchez op wif Santa, Aisle hand yew teh Zippo……
I imagine, how does the next 7 weeks compare to April 14?
aaaaarrrrgggghhhh nawt Tax Seasoning!!!!! Raddur hab Crippinz, twice az lawng.
Taxes start in mid-January, adn bild op steem until dey xsplode in April. Mai faborite dai is April 16th, wehn teh goobers cum in, aksin iffin wii ken “post date” their returnz…uh huh, shore wii ken, NAWT!!!!
Oh hai, smammi, not onleez da hart but da bak frum da prednessez dat cumz out. I finks if yu get da Zippo, den we herz ho-ho-hold da firez pleez!
Akshullii, teh prollum iz nawt Santa, adn Ayes noas dat. Iz teh stupies hu want fings dere yesterdai, but wud liek tu pai no munniez too. Sew, awl in awl, Santa iz moast lieklii saef frum mii….
…..house-sum-ebber… iffin Aye ebber getz teh chanss tew meat teh peep whu rote teh barkin googies “Jingle Bells” song, yew ken send mai Crippinz cardz c/o Leavenworth Prison…. juss sayin
I greez wid dat. Dat persun neds to be shown da pointy endz! If yu findz dem furst ai will sendz da pointy filz to Leavenworth wen ai duz mai visits tu yu for yur serbice to a humanitees.
i lubs christmas, but just dont want to see or heer any ob it yet. just gib me a fyoo more weeks ob anticipayshun (an peese), plz…
ohai shd, u wantz 2 snorgle wiv kittehs, rite? just clarifyin.
dat was the original idea, but I guess the ‘Barn was open.
Oh, shd, iz hard to clozez da barn door wen we finks it be openz..
*turns on grill and gets out burger patties and cheez*
*shifty eyes* don’t mind mi…
*watches intently from shadows*
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*drooling sounds*
*whistles to self, puts patties on grill to cook*
mmm…dese smell gud….
*sits next to Dan and begins sniffin the air**
Mmmm……grilled cheezburgers…..
*whispers* we need more peeps, one to distract, one to grab the burgers, one to get the buns.
*pulls bag ov buns out, gets cooked patty off ov teh grill, adds cheez*
*suddenly seez awl ov teh onlukers*
Ohai thar…..doez youz beez wantin sum cheezburgerz?
*pulls out condiments*
Thar ya goez….
*goez bak to grilling*
*contunues to cook cheezburgers*
*pulls out buns and condiments*
Cheezburgers, aneeun?
Ai’m nawt doin teh bun-grabbin.
Draconic Kitteh may nawt appresheeate mi grabbin him/hur buns.
eet depends awn whethur eet iz a him/hur grabbin mah bunz….
I’z a him, btw.
fine you do a nekkid-dans-dans-dans, and I’ll grab the buns.
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er……the meat buns…….ahhhh, the HAMBURGER buns
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on nevermind, I’ll just be on my way to the ‘Barn.
Awww….ah had wantud tah goez to thar…
Be sur to brush sparkleez off u for u getz to da barn, we canz no go hom wid yur sparkleez on us!
Ah has a kwestshun: Erm….wut /are/ sparkleez?
in this case, glitter that fell while carrying trees over mai head onna man-lift. usually though, anyhthing that catches and reflects light in pretty colors, sequins, crystals, dare I say it……gems/precious metals.
Oh……dat makes sense…..
…..ooh… dots …. .. .
*snikur*
prittee stripee kitteh – iz it a brown tigery kitteh? ai nebber seen a brown stripee kitteh b four.. beautimous adn sad
*wipes tear* I noes how u feel…
ebbery bodie crowd aroun SHD & giev himz beeg snorgle! we be lubbin u SHD.
Peez to nawt set Sandy Claw’s beard on fier….he mae den b fraid auf chiminininys.
an we will not talk abowt christmas at all. heer, dan, hab sum ob burfday fairy’s leftober hallolween candies her wuz gibbing owt today.
YESH! Let’s awl snorgle Dan!
{{{{{{Dan}}}}}}
Awww….ai wants ta beez snorgled…
Hai Dan! Heers owr chanse! Ai will snorgle Draconic Kitteh an u grabs teh fud!
Ohai Draconic Kitteh! Ai nawt think wii meeted formallee yet. Ai iz “rhsb”, an iz pleezed 2 meetcha. {{{{{{Draconic Kitteh}}}}}}
**sits DK down, facing him away from Dan** Sew, tell us abowt urself.
hai rhsb….nise ta meecha…..
*reaches bak nd flips burger*
Sew…wut abaout meh doez yew wants ta knowz?
*grabs bun and snatches burger in mid-air*
*hands condiments* Ah wuz grillin’ those fur teh pore kitteh…but dere are enuff. fore efferyun…..
(*snikur* ah thinkz mah braynez r per..pur…..awl-teh-tyime stuck in teh NB)
Sew….wut abaout meh doez yew wantz to beez a-known’?
yikes, tickles
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tee hee
why not, I can provid the glitter *shimmy* see, I’z just covered in the stuff from lifting the trees to the top of the box-office. Now I’m only semi-sparkley.
Bettur stay awai frum LCB!!!!
U kno hao hur feelz abowt teh sparklee things….
just gotta give a shimmy and it acts like chaff on radar *shimmy* see, I can disappear in the cloud.
Oh noes, dan!! If u disapeer in da clouds den yu be a xmas angel for da treez!!
Rut-roh!
Ai dowt Dan wuntz a tree up himz baksyde.
Dis wud be hard to splain wy not can goez to wurks next dai. And wud be hard for da dribing uf da car tu
yeh, (see story above) that would explain how I reamed feeling about the day. *sardonic grin*
Sparklee snorgles to you Dan, yu be going above and byond for da job. Pleh for da tinsels.
Don’t has a sad, kitteh– I found a moneys in the couch cushuns, it are enuff for cheezburgers!
Ai nawt can find munnies inna cowch.
Awl mai frenz r borked 2, sew tehy nawt has chanj 2 fawl outta dere pockits.
Well we’z can look in mah couch, it has lint an paper clips an stuff
mah couch……haz owld peices ov popcorn….pleh…
*Sigh* Ai’s tired of 99 sents cheezburger.
teerz
Ai’ll brake open da piggeh bank for da cheezburger! Cheezburgers! NEEDS! Nite-nitey folks………zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz. Sumbuddy driev meh hoem plzkthx. ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
Nite-nite, KCT.
Mai dinnur iz redee, sew ai gonna go 2.
Bye frenz!
Ai see u in abowt 14 howers oar so.
Depressed economi? Nawt tew fear!
Democat to teh rescue! Or was it Republicat?
Iz sai no to cheezburgerz tax!
Y wuld wii niid a tax on cheezburgers? I’z grilling sum!
*hands cheezburger*
fanx darconic kitteh! ur muh hero nao
a cheezburgerz a dai maek teh sad goes awai! :3
*nom nom nom nom nom*
U’re welcom…..I wuz grillin’ dem eerlier…
….as long as u’re not gonna try to grab mah bunz….
Kitteh needz sum cymbalta? Iz share mine wif da cyootie! no like to see kitteh sadz
he come wiv wif me, i cheerz him up n gives him lotsa cheezburger!
McDonald’s may be one of the few companies profiting from the financial crisis. Cheap junk food for kittehns and the unemployed.
I can haz bailout planz ?
Kitty is too pretty to be depressed!