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improovd yarnball now wif prize insied
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oooohh… interacktive toy!!
WANT!
big stripey kittehs want even mowr.
Dis Hoomin WANT!!!
Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside…
The Far Side reference FTW!
Fale, is Tutsie pop refrinze
Ah, perhaps The Far Side referred to the Tootsie Pop ad then…
Meester Owlz,
How manys likks doez eet taek to gets to da insides of dis beeg Tutsie Pops?
let’s see… it takes…
one!
two!
three…
three!
Perhaps The Far Side is referring to the Tootsie Pop ad then?
ruhpeeted by axordent, sorry!
Somebody’s been watching too much Mythbusters.
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450246/Claws-encounter-Heres-fine-mesh-youve-got-into.html
That guy must be a mental case!
Oh, wait… I just read the article.
My gerbil used to have one of those…
we has a ty maus!
iz it too late for
waffulspancaeks and sirup?we alreddy gots teh 3 tigerz…
ifn yu look at the ICHC tiem, is to early!
congrats awn er tye u 2! cawfee & hammyster bawl raices purrhaps? an iz neber 2 eerly oar 2 layte fer pancaiks & sirple!
Pls can I join in diz cawfee an snaks plz.
I cames intew werk TOO ERLY dis moarning.
NOES REELY
shure beevils!
*pours cawfees*
U wants milknsugar wif dat?
Or perhaps somthin stronger?
Punch in der fayce plz leeza.
I iz still in shawk.
wut??
U wants a nice hawaiian punch?
But why? I’m teh nonviolet type…
just a littul bloo sometimes…
Iz jus cause I comes intew werk dis moarnin at 8.10, I dunno wai, I left at 8am insted of 8.30 leik i shud hav. I fort it wuz 8.30. I noe startens till 9. I wuz annoied.
.. but I can still haz Ohaian punch plz
Shore!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IpU3g-S8Q
thnkx, does i get drunkd on dis jooce?
purrrrsonalee, ai wud skip da Ohain punch, an konsider diffrnt island … Baileys in da kawffee makes kawffee guds!
*peeks out frum behynd cowch* umm, hai! Ai can haz cawfee wif Bailey’s too, mebbe?? Iz mai nawt-second post here, but Ai readz it ebry day. Ai haz 4 kittehs and 2 goggies.
Iz fune cuz Ai thunked it were jes me n mai wifey bein stoopy/silly tawkin liek dis. Ai dinunt noe we wuz tawkin a hoel odder luan…leng…wei of tawkin.
Ohai pickhed! Welkumz tew da funz! Ub cours u can hab koffee wif Baileys… sorree waznt heer to offurs eet tew u sooner. Ai wuz werking.
Aui hab onlee bean postin fur bout 2 weakz, but if der be aneefing u need, dont hezimatates to ax, otay?
OK. You run away really fast and maybe they’ll chase you…
R u wanting me to turn in2 butters???
But ifink teh tigers mite want an appetizer… something small.. bite sized…liek maybe a nice joosy MAUS?
(Wo)Man of Unusual Size?
shoot.
u made me snerk.
now I has a guiltee about feedin u to teh tyger.
You fed me to a tiger? Dang! Nobody ever tells me anything…
I bet U wu wundrin Y it wuz sew dark awl uvva suddin…
Not really. As the saying goes, “I must be a mushroom…”
O? Sew U winted frum 1 darkniss 2 anuvver?
…
I sumtymz feal liek uh mushtedrum rownd heer 2, sew I b noein wat U meen…
now now!
I didn’t du it!
I was just thinkin bowt it.
Sew if u r in teh dark maus, itz not my falt. How many TPS reports u got piled on ur desk??
Well, it’s actually one monstersauce Word doc with an operating performance report for each of my computer systems. Each report contains “twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was”. If you know what I mean.
Ah, your own version of the Thanksgiving Day Massacree.
Good luck picking up the garbage!
Do u mean…
*cue scary musicks*
a flow chart??
prize insyde, jus lyke CrakerJacks! ai wunner iffen de gui iz mnaimed Jack?
maimed Jack… I fink he will be!!
I fink it also has a flavr
an nootrishus too
nawt too tastee, tho – most animulz think we nawt taste gud. hoomin iz ackwired tasties, i guess.
beeg stripee kittehs goe bowling wif huumans
Dis vendin masheen needs moar coins!
But big stripeh kitteh has nu pawkets,where to keep coins?
does anyone know what/where this photo is originally from?
Your comment is not utterly retarded, so it wont get any replies concerning its point.
noes? just trolly replies? Well guess wut!
We has put in a troll road here. U owe us elebenty munnies fur ur commint.
don’t pay any tensions to that 1theonly!
Eagleapex has posted teh sourse down below. โ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450246/Claws-encounter-Heres-fine-mesh-youve-got-into.html
Here is the article with the original context.
Ai noa retunrz to proper lolspeak. Hopez u enjoy, the1andOnly
Oooh, I lykes tis storee. Fanks for posting linkee, B_D_m!
*runs up, hedbonks booklion*
Ohai! R u back from Flolrida?
Mostest welkum, booklion! Headbonx!
Many thanks
A very interesting story. I thought maybe it was some sort of zoo enrichment program! Psychiatry awareness I was not expecting haha
I was worried it wouldn’t, but I guess I was lucky =P
noes, not really.
anyone that pays attn to this site cud tell u that if someone asks a direckt question, they ushually gets an answer.
We’s frendly that way.
Disclaimer: teh above may not appleye to people who r rude, mean or condescending.
Speshul prize inside!
Itz a toy!
Itz a nom!
Itz a toy AND a nom!
iz tew treets in wun! Dubble de valoo at haff de pryce!
Hay! U got ur yarnbawl awn mai hoomin!
Whale, U got ur hoomin n mai yarnbawl!
*lik*lik*tayst*tayst*
Mmmm!! 2 grrrrrrrrayt taystz dat taystz grrrrrrrayt 2gevvur!!
source:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450246/Claws-encounter-Heres-fine-mesh-youve-got-into.html
Ai pologizez… ai didnt C dat yoo had ready posteded dis linx, an reposteded tew goes
tew da troll
Thank you!!
Kwyte welkum! I haz a happi dat u liikded storee!
We has some kechup at Table 4, plz?
Lukz liek tygrr awn da left haz dicuvverded da seekrit hatch……….
We can haz new gaem, can haz fud bowl? Wun striek an u iz winner!
Fud Bowl!
Berree punnee!!
Elebenty burgerz 4 U!
ooooh, elebenty burgerz meenz I can haz share. Ebree buddee gitz deh burgerz!
Ooooo! *nombles*
Fankoo Mama Cat!
Ai can haz cheezburger?
Fanx, Mama Cat
meenz tu sez tu aahz, tank u!
U iz wellkumz, Mama Cat!! I lurvz gud punz (n sum bad wunz 2)
Da badder da butter!
iz munch tiem heer…mai i haz burgerz tew pweez?
wat beeg teef u haz, stripy kittehz!
alz deh betteh tew nomz dis stupy hooman, dey sez.
Stupy hoomin in da ball,
Stripy kitteh wantz it all.
Find deh door dat opens wide,
Pull out deh prize and eatz deh hide!
“how manee likks duz it take to get to teh tootsie roll center ob a tootsie roll pop?”
“gee, mr. owl, i dont know”
“lessee, 1, 2, 3, KRUNCH. 3 likks to get to teh center ob a tootsie roll pop”
lolz LM!
But how iz ur own, er, tootsie roll soaked kitteh todays?
Any less…. fragrent?
well, dis morning i gibbed him a gud skrubbing wif sum baking soda mixed wif water. i had many wunderful sugjestuns from a fyoo peeples last night, an taht seemd teh eeziest fing to try furst. him wuz pretty gud, tryed to jump owt ob teh baftub a fyoo times but i had teh bafrum door shut an iz small ruum. so him culd not run or hide. but didnot try to yooz teh poynty ends. i telld him iz for himz own gud, evreewun happier wen him not be smelling like Bad Cat Poo any more.him haz just dryed himself off an iz all fluffy now. tehy are bof napping peesefully at teh moment, so i don’t want to test teh rezults right now, but wen kumo walked past shiro, shiro seemd less alarmed. culd also be teh all-natural holistik calming treets i haz been gibing shiro to help him mellow owt.
Ai haz a happi to hearz dis! Hoep kittehs be frens again nao noes moor stinkies
but how manee liks it takez 2 gets 2 hoomin center of da hoomin pop? Eye gess wii should aks teh tiggers…
burfday fairy iz bak, wuz experiencing teknickal difficulites wif sum pursun calld LM steelin my abatar space an stikkin herz abatar in tehr. her nebber showd up for owr “negoshiyashuns” in teh alley behind teh ty booteek at midnight. skardy cat. we’ll se if hur haz gotted skared owt ob her theeving ways.
)and caturday an sunnyday. cawz i missd a fyoo days wile teh tecknikal diffilulteis wuz being fixded (i hope), i haz bringed teh whole shebang!!! tasty burfday caeks in evree flvr wif fancy frosting, kyootie cuppiecakes, i skreem, frootsytootsy punch, noyzmakers, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, a pinyata shayp like dis LM’s stoopy blak cat, an goodie bags wif kandees, bownsy balls taht light up wen tehy bownse, yoyos taht wissle wen they yoyo, shiny pensils wif ersurs shayped like dinosawrs, markerpens wif glowy-bright ink, liddle games wher yoo roll teh ball arownd to get it in teh holes, sparkly kitteh stikkers, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an tehr iz enuff for all teh burfday peeps AND all teh party guests!!
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today, an also hoo had tehm on hallolween friday (hi nightshayde!!
an a speshul sont-an-dans!!
โซโชโซโชโซ happy happy burfday โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ to all teh burfday peeps โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ hoo had tehms burfdays on hallolween friday โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap
โซโชโซโชโซ an on caturday an sunnyday โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ an also today โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*-
โซโชโซโชโซ i hope yoo haz a wunnerful burfday โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ an lots ob fun at teh party โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ an a wunnerful yeer โซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tap*
โซโชโซโชโซ HAPPY BURFDAY TO YOOOOOOOOOโซโชโซโชโซโซโชโซโชโซ
*tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*
โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ยง ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ยง ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ โผ โช
โฌ โ ยง ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ยง ยค ยฅ โฌ โ ยง ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ โผ
ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ โ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โ โผ โช
โค โ โฌ โ ำจ โผ โช โค โ โฌ ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ ำจ ยค ยฅ ยซ ฮฆ ะ ฯ
testing testing wun too free…
ah, taht’s better. now i haz purty noo qwilty fing too!
burfday fairy, ur abatar luks strangelee familyar sumhow…..
Dis luks fancy! Aaniwun wanna giv dis a try? xD
Srsly. Wut iz tihs stoopy hoomin tinkin? Duz he tinks hez gonna servive inna cayj? Reely? U’z seed teh mausies runnin inna ball rollin ona floar afor, rite? Has u seed teh mausies inna ball wif a kitteh arownd? Mausies goe fliiing!! Stoopy hoomin!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/21/funny-pictures-my-toy-hav-fud-inside/
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http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/11/funny-pictures-mai-toy-has-fud-inside/
(i likes it wen LOLz rebembers me ob ovver LOLz, get more laffs! an share tehm wif peeples hoo mebbe haznt seed tehm yet or haz forgetted!
Wif a sof gushi center insied. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Its a trap !!1!
sawwy, jist trying 2 figger owt da clock thingy- is 11 am monday 11/3 here in so cal
It’s elebenty-sebenty o’clock in teh midnoon on Snigsday 13/47 here in teh Warshington DC.
taht makes abowt az much sense as anyfing else tehr!
yah, i know, too eezy, but sumwun had to say it!
2 owt uv 3 kittehs preefur hoomans wif a crunchy candee coated shell.
In the pictur linkd to mah naem, Butterscotch illustraets taht sum kittehs still prefer teihr hoomin fresh and warm wif no shellz
In Soviet Russia, hamster ball haz you
Wiskaz Temtayshunz. Tygrrr syze.
Krunchy on teh owtsied, choowy on teh insied
Am I crazy, or is that a Mystery Science Theater 3000 t-shirt on that hoomin?
Beeg Strypee Kittehz
lubz noo andz improovd Krakkurr
Jakkz Nawkkz Arowdz Bawll
Noo andz improovd Toy
Surpryze insyde maykz awll kyndz
ubz sillee noyzez
Wun minnitt, t3h Toy
Surpryze iz boaldz. Nexxt minnit.
Cryz lyke liddill gurl!
Jack.
We eatin gud tonite!
O i wundr wundr wats in a wundr ball!
iz all fun n gayms til you roll thru sum pu
hilo ebberywun. I’m testing tu see if this fixes mai bloo!
duz yew wants yer bloo to go to yer profyle? ifso goes tew yer URL and take of
lolz at teh end…. iffn yew jus puts yer cursor on teh udder bloos yew can luk at teh bottom ob yer screen an see how der url is showin
OMG! Iz the hampster!
“noes a lot about metal…not so much abowt catz”
SOOOOOOO FOONEE!!! i wuved wis wun!
omg!!! O.o