Sry Iz layte, gotz hung up
Sry Iz layte, gotz hung up
doz hangerz r sum trikky fings.
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Haha that’s clever xD
Conga ratz,, Dan, on nawt second
Ay told yoo no wyr hangurz EVER!
Oh, wait, dey not wyr. Sry.
But…but Meowmy Diirist!!!
juss hangin round…
Deys lik dis I feel hung out to drie…
Oh Hai, Wayne!! I don’t think I haz met u b4.
*extendz floofie paw*
Wud u like a nice hot cuppa kawfee?
*pourz 2 cupz of fresh steemy kawfee*
sip sip
Ennebuddee else wanting sum dis morning? I haz sum kreem cheeze danish rollz tu.
Ai take da danish, butt pass awn da koffee. Fanx CweenMJ!
Hai yoo!
No, we didnt akshualy met b4.
A cuppa kawfee wud b nais, tanks!
I can breeng sum italian sweeeeetz… ya, I’m itawlian!
Dood, Hal-o-ween ovur liek, free deyz uggo. Yr “dres pantz awn a hangur” kawstoom iz getin oeld.
snerk!!
gud wun.
@@@@@!! Mai funneh bone haz bin tickled!!
but ai cantz get owt uv teh kostyoom!!
Sorree, wii gonna hav 2 brake upz. U got 2 mennee hang upz.
U is late with u costoom, but I still think u cute
no ware hangers!!
Iz OK. Dat wun plastik an furree.
noes, I meen, I dont wanna ware teh hanger!
Can u halp me getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, PLEEEEEZ???
O, Mai mistayk. I go git jawz uv laif.
*whimper*
ah am soooo nawt saying nuffin about bein begged tew help u getoff…
I guess teh lols does not adjust wif teh end of DST?
Any uv u long time posters knows?
Will tehy now be at 8, elebenty, 2 and 5?
I just wanders frew wifowt paing tenshunz tu deh tymez awl dat much. Itz awlmost awlwayz a sprize tu mii wen a nuu pic showz up!!
The ‘bot that creates the new LOLs may not be “DST Aware”.
Ohai everybuddee! I tryin tew merember wut happened last spring, an can’t eben fink if I wuz heer yet. Mai leeky brainz,let me show u them.
The obvious answer is for someone with time to burn to go back to last spring and look. I am not volunteering, as I am buried under both weekly and monthly “TSP Reports”.
Sry: TPS Reports. It’s Monday. STN.
Did you remember ur cover sheet? Hmmmm??
itz weerd! deh pic sez “This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Monday, November 3rd, 2008 at 3:00 am” adn deh furst commint iz tiyme stamped at 2:02 am. We b comminting b4 deh pic posted!!!
♫♫♫ Let’s do the Time Warp again… ♫♫♫
Purrsunallee, I b thinkeing d’Beaker Labz haz sumfing tu
due wif dis…. u notiss dat Fleep not b heer…..
….. I finkso dehre wuz a blond oar tow hanging owt at dhe
Labz latelee ….
*gasp*
Hoo’s beatin my time???
LOL!! If ai cud, if awnlee ai were moar skiled, ai wud put a blond
wig awn mai avatar! But. . .it wuzn’t I! Ai luk ridikulous az a blond!!
Pssssst! I posted another Nutcracker pic. Don’t tell anybody…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2473248
Warpin thyme heer. Monday March 10, teh nawt-sekkund day uv DST, had a 9:00 am , a 12:00 pm, an a 2:00 pm…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Noe whut? Dis tew much werkz……pleh archival reserch!
Well Maus, its scarey tew heer u say that, cos I fot awl pyooterz wuz aybul tew majikkloly tell tyme!
The *computer* resets automatically. The automatic process that posts the new picture may be fairly simple, and just count 3 hour intervals between postings. It wold not be aware of the shift. I used to support a system that had this issue with its scheduled processes.
Maus, fangQ foar answerz! I sew sawrry u is burried! Duz u need resQ? I haz spare string-o-notez u can climb up! (Played a *paying* gig with a 450piece orchestra yesterday, in a basketball arena. The notez are still haning in teh rafterz!) ♫♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫♫
Was the space “hot”, or did everything sound good?
I’m not too buried. I got the weekly reports done already. I get to bill 2.5 hours for something that usually takes about a half hour. So I can’t send the reports out until after lunch, or someone might catch wise…
The monthly’s are another matter, unfortunately…
I’m sure all teh wimmins here feel ur pain over teh monthlys, Maus.
Well… I’d rather do what I’m doing than what you guys do, fer sher…
Shoorlee u jest! It was about haff a ayker of musicianz. Awl I cud heer was teh percussion behynde me, an sum of teh 50 floots arownd me! It wuz a educational outreach by the local symphony. Very wrothwhyle foar teh community, but I woodenadid it if I didnt get teh $$$$
Just curious. I figured the space was sonically hot as heck. And stop calling me Shirley…
*ernest mode* (tehre, u preferz Ernest?
) Well twas innerestin. Teh rehersul wuz lyver than teh concert, an wii omlee had bowt 300 awdienses. Huh.
Overlaiv can bee a reel problim! Ai wunz went to a purrrfurmance ov teh Verdi “Requiem” in teh Cathedral in Salzburg! An – oh MAI!!
Noetz awl over the plaice – awl muddied up!
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Gabrieli, awn teh odder hand, sounds reelee gud there.
DID “MESSIAH” once (axualley, did it hundreds
ob onces)an der i wuz innoscentlee standin der,
holdin mai muzik, watchin da ‘ductor, when
allabahsuden “BOOM BOOM BOOM” da dam
tympany went off inna front ob mi and i went
def inna mai left ear !
awlso-did many outdoor concerts- no laik-sound
just goez awai in2 da ether-
need da bandschell anna roof !
Or I can press teh oranj buttun and make teh bad TPS fings disappear in2 teh ebil dimension wif EM….
Thank, but he would just *bleep* them up, and I would still have to do them…
Teh ICHC server, whare teh pics come from, is in teh Hawaiiiii, which doesn’t do DST. Teh WordPriss server, whare teh comments lives, is on Mars.
STN
eep! ai issa posed tu be at werk… ai has nawt dun anee flunkying todai!
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yu has nawt seen meh, otay cheezfrends?
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* scampers off tu hyde
Wot? Der was noh pinny gigs hear tewdai!
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U muss be confuzzled…
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noes, ai swears (%^&#I^&#), der waz NOES PINNY GIGS!
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Oh, dotz! …
Your ’splaination is pro’ly as good as mine, Lucy…
whut? naow we callin hur Lucy B?
NEW: Basement Cat Action Figger (incl. hanger) ownlee $9.99 availablol nao at yur lokal Ty Booteek!
ROFLPIMP @@@@@@@ Elebenty!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!!!!
I gettin at Toyz R We!!!
issa moar spensibe atta Toys R Wee, aifinkso – yu can pai wib cheezburgers at teh Ty Booteek!
Oh ahi GP!! I thot u uzed deh £ over dhere.
make dat oh hai! mai morning finnerz not werking sew gudz.
*sendz owt fer moar kawfee*
ahi is gud too!
It’s TOONA.
Dyoo hav lotz of cawfee? Ai cud uze sum, too!
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But it’z a BEYOOOOOOTOFUL day heer – so ai think ai must go awt an cleen teh gutterz, paint teh barn, wash teh cars, wash teh haus (waterprusshur thingee), cleen aout teh truck shed, mow teh lawn . . .and moast important ov awl – taek Barney fur a walk!!
o hai cween! yesh, yesh, wii du but but but dere be moar mericans heer aifinkso… adn ai noes hao fond dey arr ob teh dollar
(speshullyaseetisstrongerthantehpoundritenaohmph!)
Duz yer keeboardz haz deh $ on deh 4 key? kulchural inkwizitee, I haz it
Yesh, but but but teh £ is onna 3… moar portant, aifinkso!
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Does yu has QWERTY or AZERTY?
That’s a rather personal questions, dont’ u think?
Ah, bonjour LCB – Zhee Pee ne pas de ici… he is umm… hao yu sai? at werk? oui, il parle sumfing abowt Phlonquais, Mick, old laydee unnerpants adn il scampered awf! Je nawt seen him tout le jour! honest… uh huh, oui.
Bonjour, LPB. C’est dommage that GP is not ici. Apres le success tramendous de le party de Hallolween, je was gonna gives him these moneys as le bonus.
*puts le moneys in own pocket and heads out to teh shopping maul*
mais, mais, mais je can taek care ob l’argent! s’il vous plait tu be putting ca dans ma dollar sign sac. merci boocoo.
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O, GP lefted dese fur yu…
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* hands LCB a box wib ‘”Nougat” filled Chokklit Pandas’ onna label
Je did not become as fabulous as je suis by handing moneys over to piggehs wif dollar-sine sacks.
Vous can has teh candys, tho. Je ne like pas le nougat. Avec quotation marks, especially.
pfft… – a sense ob adbenchore – vous n’avez pas!
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* hands chokklit pandas tu teh otter fromageamis
There is le sense of adventure et there is le sense of self-preservation. When vous has le phlonquais méchant, vous has to be le careful.
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ai ar NAWT a merchant! pfft… o hai, LCB! ai tukk Mick tu teh doctors, agen! adn ai picked up yur umm… yu noes… teh err… O.L.Us
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did LPB gibe yu teh chokklits ai maded fur yu?
O, GP. Stop wif teh charade! U knoes those OLUs is not for me and they is not for Mick. We’ve covered for u long enough. Time for u to be a man-piggeh and ware those OLUs proudly!
BTW, LPB sed u was bizzy today, so I has made plans to go shopifying. C u laters.
but but but… uff, otay den.
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* waves floofy paw adn slips OLUs on…
Wii haz deh QWERTY. Wii haz deh # on deh 3 Dat b a differnt
pound. Sowndzlike ower keyz r awl screwwee. wut u gotz? on
mine iz: 1/! 2/@ 3/# 4/$ 5/% 6/^ 7/& 8/* 9/( 0/)
j’avez: 1/! 2/” 3/£ 4/$ 5/% 6/^ 7/& 8/* 9/( 0/)
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mon # c’est sur un key avec ~ a cote ‘ et @
Eeez zat zhe ‘AZERTY’ keeboard uv wich u speek? Eet sowndz tray eggzotieek.
non non non, c’est un QWERTY. je pense le mericans avez le AZERTY non?
Nous avons le QWéRTY!
Mais je pense there are shots pour that.
google iz mai fren -
http://www.pcmag.com/encyclopedia_term/0,2542,t=AZERTY+keyboard&i=55371,00.asp
AZERTY b le FRONCH!!!
* visagepaw *
Adn now I bidz u adieu. Eet iz tiyme tu du
zee pakking up adn rolleeng down zee road.
*Floofee pawz waveeng zee bai-bai*
Au Revoir, ma petit Chou-Fleur! MWAH!
“visagepaw” ROFL!
*tete sur l’éscritoire*
ai has uzed teh azerty keebord frum mai littel bro hoo wuz libbin in jermanee an iz hard! US iz qwerty.
My grandfather had teh QWERTY and suffered a fatal keystroke.
* heddesk heddesk heddesk *
Did he has Hunting-Peck syndrome?
* moar heddesk *
ai dont think it iz stronger – just strengthening! An a gud thing, too, cuz hardlee ene ov us cud afford to com to teh TTI enemoar!
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Hey! GP! Ar yoo coming to teh next TTI cheezmeat???
* pricks up eers
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huh? whut? TTI Cheezmeet? Wen? Ware? Hao? Will dere be Cheezburgers?
Comin’ outta teh closet. Ur doin it rong.
FTW, LCB!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@elebenty!!!!1!!!!!!! Peepz iz berry funnee todai!
*wipez teerz ov laffter frum aiez* Yes!! LOL!! Yes tehy are!
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Nao THAT, deer LCB, wuz teh verree best capshun EBBER fur this pikshoor!!
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Ai doo hoep sumwun favorits it where ai can find it. Ai cant, cuz ov teh firefox!
ai willz favrit it fur yew mai deeer
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
teh latest improvement to dis site wud be teh roof leek…. clik onna puddle and watch out teh winder
But… but… that’s been there for weeks!
sumhow ai donfinkso we can verify that now……… but how long dey been luvin joe teh plummer? has dat been weeks?? mai time sense….is almost as bad as mai memry
Was up there at least by Oct 16. Notice teh date on teh van.
yesh, yew is so right….ai just googled good ole joe and obama talked to him on the 16th
*little did joe know he would soon be googled by cheezpeeps!!!*
I SO wanted to see teh van get tramploled by teh dinosore.
aifinkso will gets smasheded by a donkeeee…….. ooooh kafleen?
funny comment
yr doin it right
**rhsb staggurz in, still haf-sleepin**
Ohai, frenz. Hao iz eberbodee?
ah bonjour rhsb; vous lukk liek je feels!
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vitesse! passez-moi la bukkit! j’avez le sick aujord’hui…
Ai sowwy u nawt feelz gud, LPB.
Heer watch dis. It maek u laff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbRljNwZ7yU
Tray Bean! clappity clappity!
Oar, if u has fat kittehs in ur howse, dis mite b a gud eyedea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjzd320gew
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beep, beep, beep
Det mast bi direct to the point, isant it?
gud Halloween partayz..
iz still hung over
Justice Fluffy was known in these parts as “Teh Hanging Judge”
Okeh, I haz gud nooz an bad nooz. good newz b dat I haz figyoord owt dat u kan fit kitteh shaypd peg intu traiyangyoolur hoel. Gettin kitteh bak owt, wel, dat b teh bad nooz.
Kitteh smoo
How kewts!
Rambo kitteh gets hung up, late for RDV!
Dat’s gawt to be one fluffi kitteh… i wunder if dat’s a phat joke amung kats, i’m nawt fat, i’m jus fluffi.
zomg – i has 2 kittehs that luk eggzactly like these 2!!! pikkiture taker, where r u getting these kittehs?