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Fine, I makes mai own cheezburger
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Curse my lack of…
Oh, nevermind!
In Soviet Russia, cheeseburger makes…
Oh, skip that too…
get it yerself, ralf!!
All your cheeseburgers are belong…
Nah…
Oh! I know!
BINGLOL!
Congrats maus on ur nawt sekund, want a beer wif dat burger?
Yesh please! Whut kind ya got?
How about some Triumph Honey Wheat?
*ambles up to teh bar*
I can has choklit stout?
I needs somthin a littul ohai test today.
ooooo I’d like a Pumpkin Ale for the holidays
Try this: http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2473248
OOohhhh, duz that mean I get 2 more wishes??
wish 1) unlimited supply of cheezburger wish 2) unlimited supply of beer
wish 3) wishes 1 and 2 granted in teh NB and served by YNG and he’z waring a solid gold uh… loincloth which I wins in teh raffle…
Okie, pardon my dumbness, what is NB and YNG?
Oh- NB= Nawty Barn wher de Yung Nekkid Guiz (and Gurls) hang out to , um, do our ironin… Itz where cheezpeeps go when deys bein nawty. (or wants to be nawty…)
Um,
again
NB= naughty barn
i.e. teh place here where u goes here if u is bad… or if u WANTS to be bad.
YNG= young nekkid guy.
aka YNNSB (Young neerly nekked serving boi, found at parties) and there’s also one that cuts ur grass but I can’t remember his inishuls…
ooooooo i c! i wants bof! c ya at the nb!
binglol:
so teh nooer peeples might not know abowt himz closet. an teho, hoo maded teh binglol. but is still fun!
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
some ob teh binglol wurds iz not seen so much anymore. liek, stend nebber seems to com arownd any more
fanks LM, dat’s interesting!
But wut is teh thing wif David Bowie??
I dunno eever – But I lurrrve David Bowie ♥♥♥
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Dunno whut teh ‘Bleen’ werd means thjo? I can has stoopy?
I dunno that eether!
But when I has seen it used, seems like it meens someone has sed sumthing u doesn’t like.
“bleen” iz a wurd taht peeples hoo wanted to say “furst” wuld say insted ob “furst” so tehy wuldn’t get in trubble for just saying “furst.” tehy wuld say “bleen” insted. wich ifinkso iz eben stoopider tahn “furst,” at leest “furst” meens sumfin. (dis iz also on ovver websites, i fink)
Ohai, lady ov teh tausend skwirrlols, teh David Bowie meme koms frumteh pikshuurs v cats wif eyes ov different color, az Mister Bowie *swoon* haz eyez ov two diffrunt colorz. Lots ov older lols haz teh David Bowie capshun.
oh fanks booklion! U is sew smart.
This is a drive by commint… Iz leeaving werks now, and got errands to du. When I gets home I’ll check back to see if u tells us when ur coming home??
We miss u!
*schmoo*
Dew it ursef kitteh iz pritty handee akshully
Hawld teh pikkuls (pleh)
Hawld teh let us (pleh)
Extra toona awn tawp, pls.
ya! stoopy hoomanS!
pointy endz gud fer “tearing along dotted line”
or creating own dots
to tear along
………..ohhhh, dots!…………
yah, hoo needs oppsoeableble fums wen yoo has poynty endz? at leest for deeling wif a cardbord box.
Yo, Basement Kitteh? Can I haz cheezburger tew? kthnx!
Onlee if u will become hur minion.
There’s always a price wif BC.
Signed,
Minion of BC
hi MBC aks Leeza aka skwirlgrrl
how is U an Ur kittehs
all getting along or is deh kung fu fiting?
ohai 2k!
I is down to teh 3 resident kittehs now!
Teh kittens went to noo homes Caturday.
And teh tenshuns seems to be eesing just a tad. Thelma onlee peed onse outside teh box this weekend.
whut happened to momma kitteh, does she has a nu home
or is she back again to her wild ways?
I lub Ur kitteh photooz
No, she’s just back owtside.. ackshully she’s been owtside for the last coupla weeks, only coming in for short visits and to eet the kitten chow.
She was never wut I’d call wild, she’s very friendly and sweet, but I has my kwota of kittehs now… adding anotter one.. wud kwalifee me for permanint residence in teh nuthouse.
I wish I CUD find her a home. But itz much harder for teh growed up kittehs to find forebber homes. *sigh*
She’ll be gettin fixted very soon.
WP is nommin my commints.
*shivers*
Trying agin:
No, she’s just back owtside.. ackshully she’s been owtside for the last coupla weeks, only coming in for short visits and to eet the kitten chow.
She was never wut I’d call wild, she’s very friendly and sweet, but I has my kwota of kittehs now… adding anotter one.. wud kwalifee me for permanint residence in teh nuthouse.
I wish I CUD find her a home. But itz much harder for teh growed up kittehs to find forebber homes. *sigh*
She’ll be gettin fixted very soon.
Ai allus feelz badz for da kittehs wid no homes. One tim I jes hab 1 kitteh, Den da basement kitteh be in da yard, nd her be scart ub meh, so I feeds her da noms, and hur letz me do da pettings to her after wile. den I see dat her has little kittehs in her tummeh, den she follow me into mai haus 1 day and has da bebbys. Her putz her little hed in mai hand wen da bebbys cumz out, so nau she bees kitteh #2. I nams her Mommy. Den I keepz un of the bebbes, he also basement kitteh, but I no spoze to habs mor dan 1 kitteh so I namz him Secret! Den dat be kitteh #3 Den 1 dai a car is in alley behind mai haus and sudenlee anudder basement kitteh is der wid da collar so tite he no can breefs. Da stoopid hoomanz just drop off poor kitteh in allee for to hab no cozy sleepz place and no noms for to fill da tumeez. Den he be makez for kitteh #4. Mai first kitteh, Ripper, not wantz da udder kittehs, but he da boss kitteh ub da hause.
U seed my commints?
*wonders when tehy showed up*
U is a good kitteh frend to take care of teh kittehs like that kerrykatz. I has a speshul sawty spot for teh BCs too.
I wud take them ALL in but I can onlee have so much peein in my house! And yes, itz my speshul BC Thelma that’s doin it!
Dis a prolim fur meh, peepls cn be so meen to da BC’s. I haz 2 kittehs dat wur feral but dey wuz so sick. Dis makes 6 kittehs for meh. Den we catches 1 of dem cuz he disapeerd and we luks and luks for him. He wuz gon for 4 weeks, den we keep lookz for him nd found him all huddles up behind tree down da block. He gotz so sick, he caut da mange and hiz eys so swollen dat he wus blind nd so thin and scard. We cauts him nd put in da cage den tooks him to da vet. He better now, 2 yrs later. He gotz da feline aids and dat wut make him to be so sick wit da mange. so we no can keep him in da haus wid udder kittehs. He da one on mai site dat is orange tabby. He be so healthy and big nau. I getz for inside kittehs da big plastik storage tubz from da walmartz and fills dem wit da kitty litter dat clumpz, dey pretty gud bout doing da pottees in da tub nau. BC mommy cat still duz da sprays sumtimes tho. I tink dat cuz dey was feral, dat is how dey are. I spoze to onlee hab 2 kittehs on mai lease, but I be luckee dat da landlord not come over much, and dat onlee 2 kittehs likes to have der sleeps in da windows.
My Thelma teh BC sprayer… never been feral.
Onlee spoiled rotten.
She haz always been teh kitteh overlord in my howse. Just natchural born taht way.
Dis how mai Ripper kitteh be. He wuz first kitteh, nd is boss of all da udder kittehs. He and Mommy no likes eachudder eber. Dey haz to ambush eachudder all da day long. Dey likez to gib big sneak up scares to da udder one. Iz hard not to spoils da BC’s. Dey haz da cute yellow eyz. Mebbe Thelma haz to tell all da kittehs dat she be da boss in da haus. Iz hard, Mommy still duz da sprays, eben doh she ben in hause for ober 4 yrs. Mommy pikz up sockz and towels den walks wid dem and cries wid dem in her mouth lik she brinz us prezents. Her alwayz maks a big pile of sockz for us to see in da morning timz. She iz only girl kitteh, and her so tiny nd cute. Mebbe dis wy she sprays tu. Her bettr for sprays in da haus now, but she sprays big in da catbox tubz all da timz. We haz to put up big plastiks on da sides of dem so no sprays getz on da wallz or floorz.
But houz hi gonna get it inna ovin?
dis bitteh kitteh is werkin’ onna cookin part -
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-fiah-cuk-cheezburger
Kitteh has no posable fumbs
Heer, Kitteh. I will make yoo a nice joosy cheezburger..
* sounds of fryin and choppin….* *Extry cheez you say?..AND Extry burger?..*
Otay. Commin rite up.. Tuck in kitteh. Enjoi
Hahaha that kitty’s going to wreck his litterbox later…
Nao if I can jus get some fryes…
lol cat finally learns life lesson
I can has sliders?
Mmmm… Wyte Cassul!
Indeed….
I iz naut Kumar! I want Mikky-Ds cheezburger!
iz u Harold maybee?
no but he’s cuter O:-)
Hai every1 !!11!!
Ohai Ravensqueaker!
Im makingz a 2n of nu lolz.
This would be a great “last-picture-ever” for you guys
Basement Cat goes to WhiteCastle
I haz a confused… when do these post now, with the stoopy time change?
Gud commint mite b “wher dis site manidged frum?” If it’z nawt in teh US, teh tymes wud b wun hour b4 previous time. In udder wurds, if a lol gets postid 2 teh frunt page on 11:00am fur u b4 daylite savings, den after, it’d get postid on 10:00am.
But dat’s onlee if teh owners izzin’t American. Hilee pawsibble.
Also: spring forward, and fall back. When ur a lolcat, springs iz allus forward. Falls iz allus back away frum teh camra. :3
Neber mynd. Pet Holdings, Inc. is based owt uv Seattle. Time shud be teh same if u’z American. Time shud be wun hour early if ur nawt.
but ifinkso teh akshual posting times are hawaii time. cawz orijinully started in hawaii.
and sew far, they is all showing up an hour early.
HAY- did u guys see taht goosey is doin another Dark N Stormy on Wed? Guess we shud clarify teh time wif her. She had sed to do for teh 12 pm EST lol. But looks like that will be Elebenty am nows.
I hadz med mai post at 12:45pm nd wuz showd for 9:42am. Dis must men dat dat day in da oshun timz zones!!
Teh Hawaii duzzint do teh Daylite Savings Tiem — so deyz free howrs behind Pacific tiem during daylite savings & only 2 howrs behind Pacific tiem during standard tiem.
*reprogramz braynez*
Dis mek mai braynz hab a tired frum da math
Still, anytime is LOLtime
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We has dark dark dark now. Teh clocks wented back in TTI lass weekend too.
It feels like bedtime at teatime
Itz still lite heer, an ai wud STILL liek to go back to bed.
Hee! *Whispers* I did this afternune
I got on teh Boichiks bed to giv Fern a snorgle and a fuss, an I felled
asleep for 2 howers
ohai nightshayde,
did u see my Happy Burday to u on Friday??
I didn’t have ur present then but I er, recovered it over teh weekend.
*hands nightshayd a small box*
Its a platinom plaited dongle!
I finkso this may halp u to do some speshul things. I dunno wot…but must be something good if LCB was willing to
eet itgo to grate lengths to obtain it! Put it in a safe plase! And let us know wot it does, when u find owt!!Oh NOES!!! I missed nightshaydes Birfday???
We was at a partay for Halloloween.
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Happitayl Belated Birfday nightshayde.
I hope yoo hadded a wunnerful day and gots lots ob nice prezzies
an cake.
I do a liddle danse for yoo….dansdansdansdans…
ohai, nightshayde, I missed yr partay 2. Here, I gifts yu wif a spray ov hibiscus flauers straight frum Floridia. Happy birfday!
Ooooh – fanks to awluv yew!!! Ai had a bizzee birfday — moar abowt mah liddul gurl (fur Hallolween) den fur meh… but mah huzbin taked meh to mah favrit sooshi restaurant on Caturday & den taked meh to “Build-a-Bear.” Wuz gonna maek a Hallolween Kitteh, but teh stoar wuz owt uv dem.
Ai maekded a bunneh insted — itz teh bery kyoot bunneh… compleet wif robe & bunneh slippurrs. 
Oh hai lunarmommy, I haz wundr bout kumo and dat problums u be habbinz last nite wid da bad kitteh wut make kumo hab to tak da bafs.
ohai, kerrykatz, fanks for askin! dis morning i gubbed kumo a gud skrubdown wif a payste ob baking soda an water, dis seemed like the eeziest fing to start wif. him behaved pretty gud, tried to excape teh tub a fyoo times but didn’t yooze any poynty ends. fings seem to be getting better; i’ll update on teh next LOL up. (teh wun after dis)
I gladz to heer bak frum u lunarmommy. I telz huzbin bout dis las nite an we wus bot wundrin hau kumo be feelin todai, an how u iz tu! I bee patshunt to wate for da storee. Yipee!
For two_kittehs: I has tried to answer u twice about teh mama kitteh, but WP is eeting everything. So I left u a msg on ur profile, k?
ok I seed it an ansirred on Ur profyle..
ewww!
I wouldn’t even feed that to……………….. A CAT
Stoopid hooman not memberz dat I no hab fumbs. Must leeb sum barf on da flur for dem.
I trabeled all night to ackwire dis
Indie kittoon iz…indie. VERII smart, tu.
Cheeseburgers are always ripe
For Basement Cat
Great pic! Yah, now we need to see Kitteh usin’ microwave…..
Catmist, ifn had ben mai Tigger so menny yeers ago, ai wudda sed dat he got it owtta da freezer himself! Mai kittehs knoes wut da microwabe! Fud goes unner da left arm wif rite arm owt to block den u heds down da kitchen FTW! Yah!
Mai kittehs knoes da mcrwabes tu. Dey allus tinks dat wen I openz it dat dey be habbin da fishes dat I cuks for dem sumtimz. Dey nawt wants wen iz just mai coffees in der
Apparently, cats don’t need us anymore.
Dey nos dat dey no be needin us. But we needz dem mor den dey needz us, dis wy we are der slabes nd let dem takez all da spacez on da bedz for sleep timz and no get da madz wen dey leebs the barfy prezentz on dah flurs for to be stepz on in ar bare feetz in da cold morning timez
scuze meh kitteh but u needz sum apozabl tums 2 makes an box open. or at leest an shrap knaif…