itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh fud mountain climb
next tiem we shud git a ladder.
picture: nonloso. lol caption: Vampiracy
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Last wun dere iz … um … teh last wun dere!
concats nightyshade
more pies fur U to sillybrate?
You can has
Apple pie
Blooberree pie
Cherry Pie
Date pie (I has ressipy, rly)
Eel pie
Fig pie (or ovver froots)
Dreamee Chokklit Pie
Eazy Strawberree Pie
Fronsh Silk Pie
Goozberree Pie
H…
Huckleberry pi
I scream pie
Just about ebry kind o pie
K …
Kitteh Injoimant Pie,
Invizibul Pie,
Lindunbary Pie,
M…
Mullberry Pie
Shepurrds Pie
Punkin Pie
Chikin Pot Pie
L…
Yhoo cen haz pi.
Delishus pie
Egg selent pie
Figgy pie
G….
Goozeberry Pie
Hawaiian Pineappel Pie
Ice Kreem Pie
Jello Pie
Kuntry Applol Pie
L…
Lemming merengue pie – fun to watch teh litlol rodents dans!
Ooooo! And
Moon Pie
Nilla Pie
Orange Pie
Peach Pie
Quince Pie
R…
Razzberree Pie
Shoofly Pie
Toffee Bitz & Peanut Buddur Pie
U…
upside doan pineyappul pie
Velvit punkinpie
wiggul pie (DOANT AX!!)
yummee pie (aint dey awl!!!)
ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZ(fallz ’sleep cuz I eeeted so much pie!!!)
intertubes r b phun!! Their r b beeeegggg 1 obber dere!
ok this is wierd but myn r bettr lol jk
Phoot fruit footog maker av pixurs shud cum baek in 2 munz wif awdio recrder and lissen 2 mountn [ladder] skreem!
we can gooshie fuds
we can has gooshie fuds and cheezburgers
Cause nawt second birdie gets da worm
But second mous gets da cheese
Wut happen to nawt-second maus? Oh noes – did he turned EBIL?
If he’z a good mous, he gets reincarnated as a hamster.
*nod nod* Yup!
Wii finx he turnd X tinct.
Noo at Abercrombee & Fitch: jeenz wif kittehz on dem!
(insted uv teh pre-ripped wunz … )
kittehz the must has fall accessory!
I has a frend wif new kitteh-boi, just went to sees him. Himz such a kyoot, wif serius littlol fayse an tabbeh stripes.
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I mosly lieks to adopt grownup kittehs, but tihs fall, kittenz ar lookin liek teh must has accessory!
Yah, and my liddlol boi cat usta sleep sew klose 2 mii–hee rapped hisself aroun my neck like a skarf….hee knot noe teh turm turtlol-neck–LOL!
I hearz that tabbeh is the patturn of deh season!
Better den paisely!
ANOM to dat!
Tabbehz R teh BEST!
my mackeral cat is SUPER!
noo orangy strypy ‘dopted kitteh has ‘cinny-mon swerls’ on each syde! ebberywon adorez hur!
leeza-b is dat U wiff your kitteh brood?
lolz!
No, mine still had too much of a skared to do that.
*ponders*
Weezy and Thelma did this when they were littul tho.
Taht gurl has a big bad surprise watin for hur teh furst time she wares shorts.
jus imagining taht makes me hurt … with laughter
Klimb ebry mountain
foard ebry streem
Follow ebry rainbow
Till u finds ur feed
tee, hee, hee!
I’m onna toppa da whirled!
yabbut, teh whirled is phlat?!?
Okay, ennyboddy else notise teh pic has posted @ 2:00 pm an teh commints starts @ 1:01?
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Daylight Savings, you can has it!
I wanna see hur faec when dat first set o kitten claws goes thru teh thin shirt!
Dis an intrestin way to avoid protests frum teh “Wearin fur is murder” groups.
Well — iffin teh fur iz still attached to teh living creechurz, it kint kwite be murder, cannit?
I tell peoples I has a BERY lucky rabbits foot.
It still attached to de rabbit – AND I has 3 more for spares
Itz espeshullee lucky fur teh rabbit, aifinkso.
yore bunny-rabbet naught fit in yore pokket, tho?
or ‘up yore sleeve’?
PRESO—a rabbit!!!
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(sores?)
Oooh — gotta get me a noew hat!
(Iz Bullwinkle flashbak!)
mebbe for the wearer!
This picture looks so much like my sister, except that she doesn’t have kittens, doesn’t wear black shoes like that, and that isn’t her bathroom. But the woman looks totally like her.
Wutz yur sistur duing ina stranjurz haows? Iz wun ub LCB’z minyunz?
Sheez gettin reddee to feed teh kittenz, uv coarse!
But iz dat wut shez dere fur oar just fownd dem hongree wen she wuz burglin?
We du nawt liek fur owr burglurz tu be unkined tu da liddul aminulz.
Burglurz shud awlwaiz be kind to aminulz, aifinkso.
’speshlolly ‘cat burlolers’. aifinkso.
LOL to all of you!
I have no idea what my sister is doing in a strangers house in a strange pair of shoes with a herd of strange cats.
Y knot confront sissy wiff teh ebbidense–sindy teh linkee and aks hurr!!!
ai fines haus, shoos an kittehs
nawt strange at awl..
Mebbe her ebil twin
Oar mebbeh her sitser is de ebil twin! Oh noes!
Kittehz’ Prittee Wun
maykz noo fashunn staytment wiff
Kitteh frendlee jeenz
Kittehz’ Prittee Wun
shoodz knoez bettah tahn 2 blawkz
Kittehz frum dayr fud
Mommee Kitteh iz
prowdz ubz herz Liddill Behbeez
andz dayr clymeengz skillz!
Jack.
Fashunn staytment! I luv it, Jack.
Yu haz da bootiful kitteh pomes for us! Wen I seez da little bebeh kittehs…. I WANTS!! But no can haz cuz I haz to manees nau. I wunder wut dis hooman cat tree ladees has in her hand on da topz of kitteh fud bag? Can notz be canz opener, nd luks 2 big for scissors. Wat dat be?
A “clip” tew keep da bag klosed, aifinkso… Ai haz seberal fur tatochips…
Dis be big clipz doh, more bigz dan mai tater chipz clipz, nd luks so hebby metal blak sabbith clipz I haz nebber seed beforz.
Mebbe dis be da clipz wut kepz da kittehs frum habbin da fun for pullin down da fud bags to getz all ober da florz for da freedum wudstock type noms wen we be sleepinz.
ai seez sisteh holdin a small shallo mettal tipe kitteh food dishee thing
an behin it, teh clip holdin teh bag shut
???
Ohai kerrykatz4
Teh Laydee be holdin a shallow stainless steel dish for teh kitteh fuds. I has dese for mah Floofybutts . They can dive in an haz clearance for whiskers
O yes, I see dat nau. Wuz confoos for me, fank u mugglemary nd Tudmum. Nau I wants dese dishes for mai kittehs!
Y u feed us inna bafroom, mom? Kittehs want a ride to teh kitchen wher teh big kittehs getz to eat.
luks liek it mite hab bee teh birfing ruum, maibee.
Ooo, how shee Be ablol 2 “bare” soe menny kittehz???
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:crazy goggle eyed fase:
Ah can haz awl deese splorty lilleh bebbehs?
Fank u berry muches!
We has a kitteh infestation!…
An dere’s nuffin rong wit dat.
AGH! THER IN MAH PANTS!
Nawt yet
BOTWAROTFLMAO!!!(bouncing offteh wallz an rolling on teh floor laffin my ass off)
“Yo tango un gato in mis pantelones”
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(sores????)
When teh spooklets was moar litlol (4-8 weeks), teihr fayvrit sport was to latch on to mah anklols, two at teh kneez, and two at teh botum of mah anklols and one on teh frunt. It’s liek tehy thot i wuz a wildebeest oar sumthin. TankfLOLy, nao teh wurst tehy does is to use meh foar a lawnch pad when kitteh-freek-owt time breakz loose at foar in teh moarnin
AWWWW, so cute!!!
Wow! Dat ahl ai can sez. Wow!
Diz pikshur akshuly bit creapy, reminding of slugz crawling up flowr or of pack of retz saviching demz pray.
ai kinda thot similur thots………….. ewwwww no nommin on meeee
Snaggldee swetter in 3, 2, 1….
I feelz lik dis ladee wen da bill collecterz be climbinz up meh for da monees alla timz
Dey can seez dat I haz un bagz of fudz an must wait for der turnz
Can a person just put up a really cute picture and not caption it? Is that allowed here?
Noez, not playz by rulz to do dat
You can put up pictures in your profile without submitting them as if they were captioned. Other people might caption them though — just so you know.
yesh yew can! dats how alla pix gets onna lolbuilder pikshur site…….
Silly ethana2. u go 2 cuteoverload.com 4 teh picturs widdout captions. in fact dis pictur was der befor it was here.
Ai nedz to put more my kittehs on so dat dey can be da famus
vote
vote
vote
vote, vote, vote
like a baby stoat
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http://www.scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/2008/11/monday_mustelid_36.php?utm_source=sbhomepage&utm_medium=link&utm_content=channellink
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vote vote vote
take a minuet : Chacun a son goût
vote vote vote
if u need to, take a boat
vote vote vote
if the boat won’t flote,
take your son’s goat.
vote vote vote
if you have to swim a moat
I love that picture of that little stoat. I’ve been blurting “vote vote vote like a baby stoat” around my friends for the past week.
me too. they look at me like i’m nuts.
Haz been der..u jus hasnt lived till uv hadz a bunch uv kitteh bebes in ur house.
barrels uv da monkeys gotz nuthin on dat
i miss tohs days *sigh* tehy grows up so fast
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kittehs too.
There’s nothing quite like having a small furry horde running arround the house and over your body.
when we ‘dopted hour Pinky (mi abatar kitty) she wuz sew tiny, her whole hed fit in mi sons mouff– jest doan ax mi haow ai nos dis
Gud nites ebereebodee. Happi snorlee sleepies, and donut ferget tew boat tewmorrow iffn yew is in da US!
wao.
Taht is just like “Leningen Versus teh Ants,” exsept with kittehs.
Kitteh leeches … ATTACK!!
Yay, field trip! Hay, dis fud mountain is made of dacite. Nawt so grate akshully.
Ai definitelee needz moar kittehs….
Ai jus thinked of sumting…wai is dat laydee feeding teh kittehs in her baffroom??2?
Dat’s where teh fudz is?
;3 I’m so very happy now. I’ve made it on the first page twice.
Oh hai Vampiracy!
Gungratulashiuns wif yur succes
keep pawsting good capshiuns !
n.n Thank you.
And mama cat is like: Better you than me, sister.
Kitteh leeches
On deh tawp is da food prize !
go kitteh go !
Where iz awl der peepils on heer, iz no fun
Iz Didt Haz Tme Ta Reed All Da Coments..
So Dis May Be A Repeeeeet..
Wot A Beeeutiful Foto..
Haz It Bean Photoshopped..??
Eeeven So…..Tis Still A Great Shot..
One Of Tha Best.
Cheers Glen.
Fashun kittehs fink hooman’s jeenz not so nice akshully – pleeze to distroye
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Climb every mountain, search high and low
Follow every by way, every path you know
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on attack
Kitnpantz!!
afinkso dese kittehns are ebil maus minyons trine 2 debreef dis laydee.
Dang Velolcro cat
momcat looks imburrst!
They are going to do that when they are big too. Seriously, I just pick up their paws and put them on the ground.
Yup, once those cats get higher than the jeans – it’s gonna HURT!!!!!
Carolyn, is that you in the pic?
Crazy cat lady in . . .3 . . .2 . . .1
Gahhh, I always forget about the avatars on this site.