and step,
and step, two three turn, kick…very good
i prefer 2 do da hammah dance.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: shernandez
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Jazz Hands!!!11
kongrageulashuns awn yur nawt-sekkund! Wi shud danse to selabrait!
Tank you berry much. Dis be mai secund nawt secund! but da nawt-second one all alone. (tho ai likes da ty bowteeck).
ai tinks aiz in da mood for sum peero…piera…turnin roun and roun and roun.
*spin, spin, spin…get up offen da flore…spin, spin, spin…*
Korngratz for nawt sekund! Iz makin sum chai rite nao, if u lieks dat…? An Madelaines! YESSS! Purrfect 4 semi-ranee Sundai. Bee mai gest!
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An nao, de Pas des Chats! Won, too, tree, foar – kick-turn! Kick turn! Purr-too-tree-foar-tail lash sev’n-ate!
(Ai nevver in awl mai life herd a catreografer say, “Berry Good.” Onlee, “Terrible. Do agin-and-won…”)
But YOU dun good! *applauz!* *applauz!*
ai lUBs madelaines!!1! speshally ones wiff a liddle orinj flavor. But not da poison orinj, pweez.
ohai LM!! wut a speshul dai fur yew!!
in yer honer, teh kittehs perform teh ballet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoKBZ15cRfQ
oh rly?? Ur (I will say it) furst furst???
Congrates! I has some mint julips here if u want some.
They’r not really as fancee as they sound. Just wisky wif some simple sirups and mint.
iz annibobiddy out dere?
Hello, hello, hello!!!
Wii just landed in Sherman, Texis!!
HELLLAW! Nyce flite?
Ax ully, wi b driving, not flying. but wii awlwayz feel like wii haz landed wen wii setting up deh motorhome. Wen u opun deh cubberdz, thingz may have mooved arownd and kum jumping owt at u!!!
O, I hoep a beeg cup of tee wif biskits jumpd owt at yew, if nawt, heer
*hands Cween Tea and biscuits*
I wuz gunna say go to beds nao, but iz nawt bed tiem fur yew iz it.
Go tew bed anneways!
Hi beevilz !!! Fankz fer deh tea and biskitz. I putt u on deh map… now I goez to hab dinner. cyber fud not so filling.
bak later.
Schmooz!! to awl.
SEE YAR! Thankx fur adden tew cheezmap.
Ps wuts rong wi mah cyber biskits? dey mayde frum gud stuffs!
Nite cheezpeeps i go beds nao, iz layte in TTI
See yew tomoros- I be der befoar yews!
Ohai! Earlier u welcumed me to ICHC, todai I welcum u to Texas! U’r close 2 not-un-but-2 big cat priserves, NSync Exotics in Wylie and Tiger Creek in Tyler. Dunno wut ur plans wuz, but if u haz teim….
Oh hai, Oh, bother! Wii b goin tu visit wif mai sis-in-law over bai Yantis fur a few dayz. On deh shorez of Lake Fork.
We’z bai teh shorez of Lake Ray Hubbard eest of big D. Guud nooz, we just brot home a byootiful reskue kitteh, a DLH diloot kalikitteh arownd 7yo. She be chillin’ in teh haff-baf 4 her first nite at Staetly Oh, Bother Manor. Mr. OB lurvs her awlreddy! Big yay!
YAY! Conga ratz awn new-tew-yew kitteh! Wii awl needs lubs!
i’z frohm sher-town. 903!
chorus line…. Here we come.
doing the Kitteh danz of Joy!
dem needz foor girlz kittehs and foor boyz kittehs – ceiling cat ai hoep ai getz it! Ai reely needz dis jo-o-ob!
Riddumz, we haz dem
Keep your chins up!
You look fabulous!
Congoratzchewlacings on ur Nawt second! Leosmpm
shud bee Leosmom…:)
b-u-t-full kittehz…I want wun…
I fink dat kitteh saw da Ceiling Cat..
Kitteh disc-OW!
If onlee I cud do moovs leik dat, i’d be in teh pussy cat dawls.
{{{~~snortz~}}} U can be goins on da next sho dat iz on da tb tubes. I bote for u for da winz
*sits in corner nda sucks paw, finkin*
Wut kind dey beez?
Ai fink dey r Bengals.
Kittehs has bery byootiful furz wif stripes AND spots AND skwiggles, also neet wite bibs to aksessorize.
Jungle print iz very “in” dis seezon, yu noes.
turn 2 kik turn
turn 2, 3, turn…
koreografy iz teh hardest werk
ebberywun iz teh diva!1!
Ai resemble dat remark!
third kitteh sez: oh, swan lake iz a dans? not a buffay?”
It’s like a CATS audition!
Iz awl fun n games till sumwun twips, falls, n bwains dere damage
Dey cud putz out an eye wid da pointy enz tu
O yeah ai dun furgetted bout dat! C eberywun, dansin liek dis b very dangerous.
Der Mudda kittehs sez U can hab da dancinz if to werz da helmuts and da mittens for da pointy enz for da no putz out of de iz. Dez be rebel kittehs dat duz dancinz in da basement wid der frenz. Mebbe basement kitteh be watchin wit glee for da hurtz to happenz!!!!!!!
Deez kittehs lib for danger dancingz wid no thots to der safteez. Nd wer da legz warmers dat keepz dem frum da coldz? dis wureez meh.
Tee-heez. REAL kittehs gotz bilt-in leg warmerz; datz wy hoomin beinz pretendin 2 bee kittehz in “Catz” hadda wearz nitted wunz.
Jellicle KATZ! YES!
Dis so troo! I no has wureez nau bout da kitteh to catchez colz.
Photosho….(PLEH!! wer dis maks kum from PLEH!! Gitz it offa mii!!)
Wait, tis iz teh Masai kitteh Afrikan trieb dans!
Saw it on teh telly teh otur dai.. dey dans n jumpz!
Teh highez kitteh jumpeh wins~
*jumpz jumpz jumpz*
Again, step kick kick leap kick touch…
Jazz Hanz Kittehz tryz
inturrprativv danss wiff t3h
ayd ubz sum Katznipz
Jazz Handz Kittehz danss
ober t3h awfull plyte ubz
staylz, ‘Pleh!’ Crunchee fud!
Crunchee fud shoodz beez
gibbin a resstz 4 joosee
Nommee Cheezburgrz!
Jazz Handz Kitteh duz
‘Danss Ubz Kitteh Glee’ affturr
lushussh Cheezburgr
Jack.
Oh Jack! ai’m so glad to see yoo! It haz been a wile – oar maybee ai just mist yoo. Eneway – {{{{Jack}}}}
An ai just LUBS teh Jazz Handz Kitteh “Danss ubz Kitteh Glee!.”
ohai j-pak,,,,,, if yew get a chance czech out mai lols tew see pix frum our skeattle cheezmeet yesterday
Wii ar doen teh Luo African kittoon danss hiir. Iz similar but nawt kwte teh saim.
Now is ze time on sprockets ven ve dance….
Ver Deeter goes?
And this week on Strictly Kitteh Dancin…..
Ah yes, The National Feline Company puts on “A Chorus Line”
Waaauuuuu!! veri biutiful ‘bengal’ ket dancing all di wei
Mungo Jerry & Rumpleteaser!
Doze Savannah katz wid dere pokadot grandma or grandpaw shur iz pretti.
Dem’s some gorguz Bengally-type kittehs.
kittehs has pwetty furs