SNOBALL FITE RULE #1
SNOBALL FITE RULE #1
Neber thro snoballz at anywun dat can run fastr than u
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GRRRRRRRRRR!!
Fun tyme iz ober, u bedder run hooman!
Aie got cheezburger, you fink dat mite heylp?
comgratumalations onna tawp spot bluesfan aie furgots tew say
i be sew in or ob dis kitteh.
You want drinkies how bawt a snowball
N whut dancies?
iz otay! leeza-b gibs meh cawfee & skones & ai duz de danse uv de creeky gnees a bit furder down de thred
*uzes icy slide tew gets dawn teh fred*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:-)
ai cahn slide 2? AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! again! again!!
yay again again, mine u itz geddin tew b a lawg walk bak up from teh bottom ob teh fred.
We needs a lift or summat
*gets on slide*
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ai kan slide tew?
WWWhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
fink ai stai at bottom uv fred – mai creeky gnees do nawt want tew walk awl teh wai bakk up
*Frows bungee Uniquekitty at teh bottom ob teh fred*
catchy dis roep it brings u rite tew top again wiv a bawncey
kewl!! dat’s as much fun as teh slidey down! fanks, Maggsuverhoomun! ne1 else want tew trii it?
Oh! Thiz luks laik fun!!
Slyding fur bluesfan473!!
*run run run*
*jump awn slyde*
Whooooooooo HOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
*hitz end ov slyde*
*goes flying thru teh air* Wheeeeeeee!! LOL
Owie a bit! Wuz fun tho! We shud doo it moar offen!!
*sip sip sip* Ai can haz a hawt chocolayte. An ai hav brawt plentee fur ebreewun.
An heer ar sum cookiez, too! Salleh maed them. OHtmeel wif raisonz and Mac A Dame Yuh Nutz wif whyte chonklit! Plentee fur ebreewun!!
oh oh oh WANT! sum ob does cookies! adn adn adn sum hawt chokklit tu! plzthxjanetyuawlwaysbringstehnicestnoms
Ov corse yoo can haz a menee az yoo wants! They ar freshlee baked – well yesterday! But ov corse, cukkiez ar gud fur weeks and weeks.
Ai can eben speek sum ov yur langwidj!
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Luk!
*snerk* whadda ya call a two week owld cookie?
“biscotti” !
ohai salley an Janet. i lubbs de white chocolate
*sneeks in n snaffles cookie*
nom nomnom nom nom
yummy
*sneeks awt wif a quiet*
Yu ar histurii, hooman!
dood that’z a lepord, not a cheeda. ANIMAL FAIL!
U has pisssded off teh rong kitteh!
Eben hims pointy endz hab pointy endz!
hay you kids gett outta my backyard!!!
and u gotted this big kitteh spot on!!
ooooo…..dots!!!
spots & dots………iz gnu Doktor Seuss buuk?
ohai bluesfan, congrats on top spot!
I iz just hedding owt, but can I leeve u some fresh cawfee, and some warm cranberrie oranj skones?
o tank u! ai cahn uze sum cawfee, iz bery cold dis moanin & de skones soun nommy!
ai duz de danse uv de cold moanin creeky gnees- skip*owch* slyde *ow* cha cha*eep* turn*fallz over* jazz handz!
Nice jazz hans!! A strong finish awlwaiz iz impressive!!
O hai, Janet! Did u knoes that yesterday was teh 1rd annivershury of… Teh Thrilling Reskew? Can u bleev how far we has come since then?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/?cp=all#comments
Oh mai!
Mai laif iz passin (still Mavrikee) befoar mai aiez!
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OHAY!!! EBREEWUN!! REED this! Yoo wont regret it! It’s teh sekcond in a seriez ov fabulous advenshoors!! Menee ov teh feechuring lolcatburglar!!
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It starts wif Romeow doing teh furstee dans!! An yoo shud keep reeding until – ai furgit where. Spyikes-Mom sayz sumthing verree funnee, too. About hur cow-orkerz! Ai neerlee fell off mai chayre laffing wehn ai furst red it!!
Ohaio Janet and LCB! I went back and read the amazing rescue, and I have tears in my eyes from laughing and missing all of you. Janet, I am trying to come visit ICHC as often as I can. Should do an ABC list of all that has happened…{{{schmoo}
an fur teh adventures du jour……….. clik on mai name an goes tew mai lols…der yew will see 3 lolpiks ob our fabulus Fromage a Trois skeattle cheezmeet ob yesterdai complete wif cheez n tofu
sum ob teh ‘provemints gunna happen (nawt allat wuns) tew teh site are:
Wun profile/wun log in
On yer profile yew will be abul tew see who’s online….
n kin instant like messij wif dem
On yer profile yew will haz a lizst ob yer comments
Dey will fix the split after 200 commints wen yew cant clik on who’s talkin
Der will be a search feechur ob awl lols, nawt just wuns
maded the frunt page
De voting burgers will cum back
Ai requested dat we can sort our frens on our profiles
sew we can find sumwun wifout lukkin froo awl the pages
gr8 idea, jamama ! when i lukin tew say smfing tew sumone, i hates habin tew scroll troo awl mai fwends tew finda won aim lukin tew yawk at
an yew will be abul tew see iffn deys online an send an instant like messij kinda sorta
dey gots sum big/gud plans
Haroooo Jamama!!!!
Aye haz teh gel-lus!! Wut ah awesum Cheezmeet!!!
awwwww ohai smammie, wud hab been muchly beddar iffn yew had been der!!!!
Fankummz, Aye dint noa ‘bowt beddar, butt shore wudda bin phun.
well if yew cant cum here an ai cant cum der we must plan an adbenchur an meet inna middlol sumwair (sumtyme)
Iz a gud idder, Aye finkso.
is too bad dat tucson izznt inna midlol……..mebbe nawt, we’d bof be bork!!!
Rite noa Mr. P iz inbentin a ditty ‘bowt bean a kutural anthropologist (witch hymn izzn’t), an trine tew git mii owt teh dor. Aye iz bean mizzurbul l8lii… werk iz teh pleh. Gnu postmassur finks iz grand ideer tew maeks ussinz werk 10 hour daze, wif 2 hour unpaid lunches. Nawt cornduzib tu happitaylez…..
Wut ‘bowt JCH4K? Iz hur inda middull?
split shift sux!!! tellz mr p himz has tew cheerz yew up!!! go haz a nice lunch sumwair an stimulate teh ‘conomeeee wif sum shoppin!!!! beads????
ai willz reserch sum middlol opshuns, otay??
Beadroom stihl borked op…Iz gonna go luk atz treez.
Resurch iz gud… iffin wii werk reel hart oan itz, wii cud getz oarselbz in beeg trubbulz.
cheez & rice. Juss gotz interupted bai teh “spred teh gud werd” peepz… Aye tole dem tew go fourth adn konkur.
it’s a lion
GET IN THE CAR!!!
psst…wuzzit sumfin we sayed?? mos ebbrywun is gone!!
oh j-pak iz berry close tew Chicago………mite be teh fun plais
BTW, cornsidurin teh pixchur op there ٨,
———-☼ splat!!
tee hee hee, adn Smammie scampurz orf wif Mr. P
hopes tew B bakc latur.
schmoo
splat tew yew too…….. see yew layter
Ai AM sort ov in teh middul!! Yoo cud come heer??? Wheeee!! LOL
it wud be fun aifinkso!!! (Yew nawt rilly in teh middol but ai duzznt mind flyin and ai dont finkso smammie likes tew fly)
ai alreddy left yew a messij on teh udder pikshur tew clik on mai name an luk at mai lols fur teh cheezmeet yesterday
tag – ur it!!
No TAG- ur it!
uh uh – ai on “safe” – yew kan’t tag mii!! nyh nyh! ppppbbbbbtttttttt
munch, munch, chew, munch!
hey – dat nawt fare! ai wuz awn safe *pouts*
Hoo sed lief waz fare? Kitty winz!!!!
Dekk Rant – ohai! Yoo ar noo???
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erm – cud yoo fix yur blooness? It onlee leeds to teh dredded 404 plaice. An ai am shure ebreewun wud laik to noe moar about yoo!
Try et noa
guessn nawt. Hmm *tinkers wif wiers on pooter* Lezzee dis goes heer dat goes dere-how bout noa?
I haz fixed teh problem! I furgetted tew put “mine.” bfour icanhascheezburger in teh URL, shud wurk noa!
Yay!! Nao ai can haz a frend frum Outer Spayce!!
U haz tew kum off sumtiem! *lunges forward as Uniquekitty pretenz tew leev safe* Gotcha! *falls on face*
no tag-backs! neener neener neener!
hummph
*sitz dawn cubbers eyez n starts to cawnt*
wun, tew, free, elebenty …..
*runs afer uniquekitty*
*frum behind a twee, frows snobawl at Maggsuverhoomun*
owchie whur did dat come frum
*looks rawn n falls ober inna snow*
*splutter, splutter, shakie hed*
Aie ment tew do dat
Heyu guis! B nice! No b frowin sno at eech obber!!! *picks up BIG snoball* Sides-Ai wanna play!! *frows snoballs eberyware dat sumfin moves*
sneeks up frum beehynd & puts sno down bak uv plasticat’s jakket, runz awai laffin mwwahahahahaha!
AAAHHHHHHHH!@!!! BBRRRRR!!!! COOOLLLLDDDD!!!!!!! GGGEEETTTSSSSS EEETTT OOOUUUTTT!!!!!!!!!!
well -yew sayd yew wanted tew plai!! yew lib in Noo Yawk sno country, its nawt liek yew nebber haz a snobawl fight b four!
Snow Kitteh WANTS!!!!!!11!!!
hay heee gettoffa ma clowd ….or i eetts you
Snowball fite Rule #2
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Nebber use teh yeller snow fur snowballz
or brown snow – eewww
Snow use runnin frun tihs kitteh.
deres snow ware 2 hyde!
I Can Has Hoominburger?
Hay! I resembull dat remark!!!11!!
mmm Hoominburger…. * drool *
eWWWWWWWW pinnygig drool do nawt want
*hans GP 10p towel*
* slurp *
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EEP! sry, MUH ai donut whut came ober me dere!
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ai does has a hongry tho… wat do wii has awn offer todai?
Well we jest had big ole roast lunch here
apple sauce
baked spud
carrots
diced sweede
err
fruit saice
gravy
hot veg
includin cabbage
jest a bot more
kant goes on much maor
lots of spuds
many veg
no yeler snow
o boi dis is hard
Pork
Q I’m british i r good at dat
roast tatoe
spuds mashed
teh noms noms
u welcme to left obers
very nice it was
want some
xciting werent it
yummy
zo glad i finished
floofy paws an funderous aplaws!!! Yay, woot woot woot!!!
clappity clappity
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*sound ov floofy whyte pawt clapping* ** ** **** ** ** ****
A bravooora purrrrrfurmints!!
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That wuz reelee grate, Maggs teh uverhoomun!!
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When ai com to teh TTI, ai’m MOAST definitelee paying yoo a visit!!
ai nawt no dat pinneygigs wuz carn…can…meat eeters!
nawt reeley… wii juss liek tu byte our hoomins wen tehy no gibes us enuff fud. Witch issa awl teh thyme, rly!
AWWW!!
Izzat trooo??? Yoo awlwaiz has a hongree???
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Yoo cud go up teh thred an hav sum cukiez. An sumwun browt sum scones!
mmm… aifinsko wii Guinness Piggehs cud eet awl dai iffn teh hoomins lettuce.
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ebbery thyme mai hoomin goes tu teh fidge, ai breeves in as much as ai can adn… WEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEEEK WEEEEEK WEEEEEK… sumthymes eet werks, otterthymes eet nawt werk adn dey juss plai wib me insted.
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issa nawt such a bad lief, rly
ai nebber had pinneygigs…ai knowed dey wuzzn’t riillee meet eaters, but ai nawt know much abowt dem…Wii onlee had teh kittehs adn goggies in teh howse, but had manee outdoor critters – horses, cows, pigs, goats, chickens, sheep, ducks, geese, bunnies, guinea hens, ai tink dat’s abowt awl!
And I rememberz all my relativez u made fur coats out ob too!
good one
Yes!!! Id made it!!!!
Thx 2 all dat voted fur dis LOL.
con-cat-ulayshuns awn maikin de frunt paige chech1965, iz a grate lol!
Well done u joins all teh ICHC heroz dat maek teh frun paige. Congratulations
Conga ratz tu u, chech! Cwite de honor two be da lol dat makez frawnt paj!
OHAI chech 1965!! Thiz iz a WUNDERFUL cap fur this pikchoor! An we awl know hao egg streemly hard it iz to get to teh frung paige. Yoo ar joyning a VERREE elite groop!
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Ai’m sending out ar verree own Conga Ratz (in theyre festive Sumday costyooms wif teh fancee hats) to dans fur yoo!
Conga rats tu yu chech!!! Dats a berry sensubul rool, aifinkso!!!
Happitail fur u, chech1965! Well dun!
Conga rats, fur nawt second, bluesfan…
Mehbe dis is whoo da polar baer was slidin awai frum, when p.b. realz dat kitteh gonna gets him if he jus runded…
*toddles back to bed fur nawt second nap ob da dai*
Just wondering… In Human speak. If Cheezpeeps meet in real life if they would talk in human speak or in LOLSpeak?
LOL Wud be funy fer peeps dat aer nawt Cheezpeeps to hear if dey arouwnd Cheezpeeps wen dey be tawkin in LOLSpeak.
Butz we dooo meet
an wen wei do wel say Ohai LOL
doan you tawk like dis IRL?
Wel… sumtiems I du. Wen I tawkin to teh Igor and teh Bandit Kittehs that I taeks care uv.
But if’nn I wuz tu try tu tawk liek dis at werk…
Well…
Mite nawt tern out so well fer me.
LOL Nutting like a 6′2″ trukker with shaggy hair and a faeshul fur tawkin in LOLSpeak on da jobsite wit Union Irnwerkers. LOL
Iz gittin bery hard sumtymes 2 NAWT uze de lolspeek wen ai sends IRL emayos
* snerk *
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ai wus riting teh twaining matewial fur teh hoomins teh otter dai… ai cud nawt figger awt wai teh spell chekker wus unnerlyning ebberyfing!
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Nao ai nose!
jess some expressions come up in conversations wid odders like do not wannt -epic fail-and my(whatebbers)let me show you dem.
wut? teh union irnwerkers nawt hab cents uv hyoomer? wut fun iz dat?
i think de ironwerkers has much de same language and customs as de lolspeekers-purrhaps they do not translate well?
Naw i betchu wud find odder cheezfrenz wud be saying Ohai bak tew you
do you has de portable kitteh?trabbles wif you? on yer 18 wheeler?
De Bandit Kitteh tabbled wit me. Fer ober four yeres. She trabbled aver 800,000 miles. Nao she sets at home wit the Igor kitteh and hangs out on da windowsill watchin da hoomans walk on the street belo.
She retired.
i bet she misses you. and de trabbel
whare my blue
ness gone?
blueness testin take 1
Nooooooooooooooo nawt be takin blooo 1
R it shiney?
ifso LCB will along soon an helps
Rule # 2: We do not talk abowt snoball fite club.
bradpittcat ref
In his role as Tyler Furrden.
Rule # 3: Never throw a snowball at anything that can eat you!
Dis one maked me 2 laff out lowd!
Ai gib u 10 secnds hed strt.. wun.. fiv.. tin!
I supercede this rule #1 with rule #0 – nebr play snobolz wif somone dat can EAT U!!
oh noes teh kitties is gettin agrys i needs to run noa bye
lol stupid kittey
oh snap if i were the guy who threy that i would be running for my life
Snoball Targit Kitteh
Is abowt to end you
I ahs a brane freez
haha
Ai think whatebber kitteh throwed dat snobawl hit teh rong spawt!!1!
FASTER THAN YOU… AND WIFS SHARP POINTY FINGS ON ITS FEETS AND IN MAUF!
RULE ! BOUT SNO FITE CLUB: no talk bout sno fite club
Ooh, noe u dinnit!