Comments on: wich parts iz

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:43:18 +0000

Dat be fine for da egstra namez! U comz a long wai from da New York to see da SanDiego! I duz mis da treez dat leebs changes culurs in da wintertimz, but not likes da snowz. Wen i wuz in Colorado, da snowplowz cumz and I tellz my nabor dat da plows shud comz bak cuz dey not tak all da snowz frum da rodes to mak dem black agin. Da nabor laffs and laffs at meh!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:53:04 +0000

oops – dat wuz supposed to be just from Uniquekitty!

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:29:36 +0000

N skuul wear I useta werkz, cafemateriam serbd chikin rings. Naow jush wut part uva chikin prodooses RINGS? Nquirin mines nawt sew sure wants 2 noes!

By: eubie

eubie — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 23:11:37 +0000

Iz troo, possons R berry berry fast runners, U jush has 2 prprly motibait tehm. Adn in Lucy Anna, wii cawls armerdillers “possons on teh hafshell”

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:49:22 +0000

Datz wut dey tastes lik tu

By: Wolf Plushtoy

Wolf Plushtoy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:46:21 +0000

We looked at the bottom.
We looked at the top.
We looked in a place that made the chicken hop.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 18:18:28 +0000

Part of an old Wendy’s commercial… Someone ordering chicken nuggets (obviously from McDonalds) asks what part of the chicken is used and the person behind the counter says, ‘Parts is parts’

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:13:02 +0000

her name iz Peaches. her iz ownlee 14.2 hands tall (dat be 58 inches at her back fur newun hoo nawt know how horses be measured! ) her iz ushooalleea sweet gyrrl. her iz tew smart fur her own guud (adn myne!) sumtymes, but ai lub her newai!

By: uniquekitty & plasticat (Jill &Stephen)

uniquekitty & plasticat (Jill &Stephen) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 16:05:51 +0000

wii took teh amtrak trayn owt frum Syracuse N.Y., gotted off in Oceanside. Mai boikitteh iz a Lego fanatic, nad wen ai offered tew take him tew Disneyworld, him sayd him want to go tew Legoland in CA instead, sew wii did! nawt hab lawts uv tyme off werk, trayn ryde wuz 3 dais dere adn 3 dais back, onlee had 4 dais in CA, spent 2 at Legoland, adn wun at SanDiego Zoo. Want tew go back adn see more!! Especially teh Wild Animal Park ai loves teh tigers! It nawt get to 40 below here eggscept wid teh wind chill, but it can get below zero adn wii gets LAWTS uv snow. Wii had snow on teh ground on Halloween, usually hab snow around til April…

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:02:30 +0000

No…a gaem of “findz teh nuggitz!!1!”

By: lyanthya

lyanthya — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:45:46 +0000

Fank yu, Kafleen!

By: Rawr Goes The Kitty

Rawr Goes The Kitty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:20:40 +0000

ahahahaha!! everyone talks like the kitties on here LMAO!!

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:08:56 +0000

Iz juss u and meh, aifinxo, an ai beh gettn tyred…
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ni ni kerrykatz. nini ebrebodee.
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Happi kitteh snorgle dreems 2 awl!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:52:17 +0000

I wud think dat u can just use peroxide by itself, but dis da recipe I hab

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:51:35 +0000

ni ni mamacat! happi sleepiiz

By: Mama Cat

Mama Cat — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:46:53 +0000

Otay ebber buddy, I haz tu go to deh bed naow, I did elebenty seven loads of deh durty close adn deh blankies and deh utter tings frum campin, so naow needs tu seep. I see awl deh cheezpeepz in deh mornin. Nite nite ebery one.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:45:38 +0000

ni ni lunarmommy! Da kittehs, dey be gettin lawng soonish!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:38:44 +0000

fank yoo ebreewun! i knowd teh cheezpeeps wuld be able to help! anywun wif more ideas is welkom, but now i haz to go finish tidying kitchen an get reddy for bed. wuz up erly dis morning. gud night!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:37:06 +0000

taht sownds like gud way to get shiro to like kumo agin! wen i wuz reeding abowt ovver problum, abowt how sudden chanje ob smell kan make wun kitteh unhappy wif ovver kitteh, sownded like can take a long time eben after smell wears off for kittehs to start getting along agin! we just gotted kumo in september. remeow reskyood him, but culdnt keep him wif her ovver kittehs, we lib just down teh freeway frum her an wanted companyun for shiro, so adopted kumo. haz had long road wif getting kumo un-stressed, tehn getting shiro, hoo iz kinda nerbus an hi-strung anyway, to accept him, tehy wuz doing gud. an now dis. *sigh* tehy not haz to be bff, just wants tehm to co-exist peesefully an play chase sumtimes.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:32:43 +0000

kan nebber haz enuff ob tohse baking soda volkaynoze!

By: Mama Cat

Mama Cat — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:32:29 +0000

deh utter ting u can try iz tu bee puttin deh toona wattters on kitteh, kitteh lik off and deh utter kitteh lik off tu, den deh bee cleening each utter. deh toona stronger den any tinky, I tink so!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:32:07 +0000

an also evreefing else i wash after taht, prolly. iz reely old twoel anyway. orijinul wedding prezint twoel, 24 1/2 yeerz old!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:29:32 +0000

tahts anovver gud idea! i knowd teh cheezpeeps wuld haz lots ob gud ideas. i haz always had kittehs, but not so much two kittehs at wun time. like i sez below to mama cat, dis stink so bad i may haz to try cupple diffrent fings to finly be getting rid ob it. mess wuz all on bak half ob kumo – shiro sniffed face, “ohai, yoo are teh nice kitteh i lib wif.” sniffed flank ob bak leg, “OH NOZE!!1!! YOO ARE BAD CAT!!1!! GO AWAY!!”

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:29:23 +0000

LOL’d, “repeat az necessary, elebenty billyun times”.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:27:01 +0000

Welkums bak Mamacat! Glad u hab good silly brashun.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:26:04 +0000

Towel must be fwon awayz. Ebben if u washes it, can still hab stinkee smelz dat kittehs can smell and dey NO WANT!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:24:59 +0000

nitey nite LB

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:24:44 +0000

himz fur iz pretty thik, so mebbee teh baking soda water or paste will get in ther better, i fink.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:24:07 +0000

Wen da skunks do da smelz on dogs you can wash dem wit peroxide mixture.
Here da recipe….1 quart peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda 1 teaspoon liquid soap.
Sposed to neutralize da bad smelz. I hab recipe on my frigerator in case da skunks sprays da outside kittehs or meh. I nebber used it tho on da kittehs, but is supposed to work good. so I would not let dis get in Kumo’s eyes just in kase peroxide could sting.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:23:08 +0000

i had taht thot, tryed it a liddle bit but wuznt shur, now i will gib it more ob a try!
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dis wuz sum SERYUS STINKEE!!! may haz to try diffrent fings, ifinkso. teh furst towle i grabbd him wif, i fink i’ll just frow it away, frayd if i wash it it’ll stink up my washing masheen foreber, yep.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:21:10 +0000

ohai, mama cat, glad yoo had teh gud cellybrayshuns an camping!
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i yooze teh baking soda an beingar in teh drayns, too! wurks gud, exkept ifinkso my hubbys drayn in beyond hope or hlep.

By: Mama Cat

Mama Cat — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:18:17 +0000

bakey soda and binegar down deh hole, make drain hole all nice and clean, and wader run whoosh fast frew it!

Hi ebry budy, I bak frum deh camping. I haz cold. and I haz dampness, but I haz deh funz, and I haz deh gud sally bra shun fur meh nu yeer, and I member all deh kittehs go to deh princess Mu meadow, I did. I iz glad glad tu bee bak heer, can haz baf wen got home, baf is gud ting after tree dais ov deh campings!

By: Craig

Craig — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:17:33 +0000

I absolutely lol’ed at this one!

By: Mama Cat

Mama Cat — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:13:55 +0000

If you washy Kumo in deh bakey soda an wader, deh tinky mell be gone way, I tink so. Can eben jush brush Kumo wif it, powder kitteh, den brush out, bakey soda gud tu tak bad bad mells off.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:12:25 +0000

ooh, doze are being very gud ideas! fanks, BDm! doze bof make a lot ob sense.
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i kno all abowt teh baking soda an beinagr! i haz two boiz hoo liked teh sigh unce eggspeerabints! get baking soda, pore in teh binagar, wowee!!! repeet az necessary, elebenty billyun times.

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:11:23 +0000

ni ni leeza b! happi kitteh dweems

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:08:04 +0000

hab u tried bineagar? White apple seems less harsh. Dis is a mild acid and disinfectant, so u’ll vant to wash kitteh again with mild soap or shampoo… mebeh “dove” since it has some conditioner in eet?
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Odder fing to try (butt nawt wif the bineagar!) wud be make paste of baking soda an water, and mix well wif da kitteh’s fur, den rinse wall. Butt don do dis and bineagar, since it reactz BIG

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:59:55 +0000

‘K!
*schmoo*

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:58:45 +0000

Guess I will hed to beds too..
Shonk hoo, er, honkshu 2 u, 2!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:57:30 +0000

ok, i haz sitchewayshun taht i culdnt ebe find on goooogle!! mebbee teh cheezpeeps kan help. qwik revyoo: shiro an kumo getting along, tehn not getting along so gud cawz i fink shiro finkd taht kumo smelld bad, tehn finally just starting to get along agin. ok, dis morning abowt 4:30 kumo wuz in all night an going “owtowtowtowtowtowtplznowowtowtowt” so we letted him owt onto teh patio. abowt 30 sekunds later, HORRORBUL YOWLING!!1!!! i jumpd bak owt ob bed an runnd!!! i thotted taht kumo an shiro wuz fighting!! but shiro wuz still inside; on patio i seed kumo an nayborhood cat hoo comes arownd bossy an agressive sumtimes, they’s tussling an kumo haz big mess on himz sides an also on teh patio. i finked iz blud, opend dore an chased off bad cat an kumo runned in. i katched kumo right before him wented under teh bed. it iznt blud on him, iz POOP!!! an teh most godawful smell, like cat spray an poop mixed togevver times 5!!! frum teh ovver cat, ob corse. so we gibbed kumo a baf at 4:30 in teh morning (furst time in my life i eber gibbed kitteh a baf! – yoozed my boi’z alberto vo5 shampoo, didnt haz kitteh shampoo) an kleened him up az best we culd. trubble iz, kumo must still smell like BAD CAT cawz shiro bein frendly, tehn sniffed at kumo’s sides wher teh stinky mess wuz an gotted all unfrendly agin. no hissing, but yowling an batting an DO NOT WANT.
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so, qwestion iz, any way to finish kleening teh Bad Cat Poo smell off ob kumo? or just wayt for it to wear off?

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:57:20 +0000

g’nite 4.5… happi sleepiz!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:57:11 +0000

Ai has nebber tried dem. Wut duz dey tasting liek?

See yoo tomorrow, Yr Whipstress!

Schmoo!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:53:56 +0000

I lieks teh fuji.
U gots any of those?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:51:48 +0000

Dey haz speshul kitteh powerz, we no dis is tru. Mai kittehs luk like dey sleeps, but I nos dat dey be working out da speshul plans to place the barfs were my feets going to be walking. I tink dey also no wen I not hab my socks on tu, cuz doze ones alwuss were I steps on dem wen I not quite awakes yet. Dese are mai presents from da kittehs. Do Not WANT!!

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:44:17 +0000

G’nite awl! Sweet dreems!

*Honkshu*

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:44:06 +0000

Dis be kool plas to lib at. Der is much to do here. Ai can haz plantz dat dont dies in da snow and freeze. I lub dat mai outside kittehs not be freezin in da winterz time. I libbed in Colorado by da Winter Park, and seen my thermometer on da porch showing 40 below zero. Dis much better here. Cept no jobs now cuz da ekonomy so badz here. Der is also Wild Animal Park wer u can see da boss kittehs, da tigers and da lions..mebee bares too, oh mai. But cuz no freezins, der be da fleas dat not die in wintertime. Dis a problem.

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:41 +0000

Nawt liddle – ur rite! Hims nawt reelee mine, butt ai R teh onlee wun who rides him n grroms him n gibs him treets n lubs.

Wut iz ur horse’s naem? Ai bet she’s smart!

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:41:32 +0000

*nodsnods* mah buddy muss hab a kittehenjineer dee gree cuz he kan put him barfs egg zakly! wer ai gonna be steppin.

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:39:49 +0000

lulz….gaem….leik a gaem aminal?

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:39:41 +0000

For yoo? Oh, a verree speshul applol! Iz a ~~delishus~~ yummee Macintosh, awl red n shinee.

*nudjes Dan in teh ribs*