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Nawt TAHT part!
Teh wunz frum Mikdonneldz izent tihs floofeh.
congratyulatyons on teh nawt secund!
Deze floofeh fedderz gibs mai noz a tikel
partz iz partz
part of the Where’s the Boef commershuL?
Part of an old Wendy’s commercial… Someone ordering chicken nuggets (obviously from McDonalds) asks what part of the chicken is used and the person behind the counter says, ‘Parts is parts’
Datz wut dey tastes lik tu
O.M.G.
A snarky, funny, witty, awesome nawt secund!!!!
kudos, lovely ladee.
Fank yu, Kafleen!
Aaaaauughh!
Nuggits…yr bitin it rong!
HAha
lolzerz ijz one a da furst comentz
yaaaaaaayzlolroflzlmao
Thatz why teh chiken crossed teh roade…
Da softee sqeesh partz iz nuggetz. spitz aut da poinee enz doh.
Alla da partz wat isn’t da pointy endz!
Congrats, lyantha! I do a shimmy shimmy cocoa pops dance wif you! I like the yuneeke mask on dis cat girl. Like she is puttin onna dizguys befor sneakkin up onna tastee lookin hen! Her fren dere is teh look-out. She gotts teh plan!
Barn yardz Kittehz canz
tawllurrayt Noyzee Burd, butz
nawtz wen Sun cumz up
Dat’z wen Noyzee Burd
reelee getz himz naym. T3h Sun
cumz upz 2 urrlee
Noyzee Burd canz duz
mennee feengz. Kittehz knoez himz
no canz clymez a Tree
Jack.
Noyzee burd wut makes dat wakez up noizez, I shall call thee nugget noms
Hey, parts is parts.
Ware’s da beef?
Da cheezburger beefz in in da barnz. Takes lotz of kittehs to catches da beefs nd getz da cheezyburger partz out from dem. Iz faster for to catch da feddery nuggetz
Hey, ur barn doorz open!
Oh noes!!! I bedder shutz it 4 dah kittehs comz in heres to make meh be da noms
U meen there rilly IZ a barn?
I thot teh barn was… figurative.
I’ve always found the most erotic part of a chicken to be the boobie.
Iz nawt dat kinda list, akually. Ifinkso, aniwai.
Long az dey da tender boobeez
Tigger was intent to finally learn why Foghorn crossed the road.
ya….Y /did/ teh chikin kross teh road?
Fer noms?
unly iff fur teh kitteh’s noms…
to prove to the armadillo that it COULD BE DONE
an da possum…
Tanx fur makin meh LOL
Der mani possums hur dat getz rund ober by da car mashines. Wy dey not runz faster? Dey luks lik ratz, but no can do da fast runz. Un tim I kom homz at nite nd seez a kitteh on da fencez, but wuz a possum! Wen I triz to petz it, it had a fierce and a hiss and pointy teefs dat gib me a scard. Wuz darkz, so I not no dat it wuz da possums.
I can personally testify that possums can run like blazes, that and they are half-teeth. sharp, pointy, white………..teefes *shudder*
How do u get em to do that?
Run, I mean?
When they’re on my porch eeting teh cat fuds, I bang on teh storm door, yell at em, make scary faces.. they just luk at me like, ‘yeah rite’ and ignore me.
uh ohs. maybe I had an invisible at home….
*cue deh spookee musikz
oh wells.. I can’t really be TOO scared of WP, when I has basement cat laying in my lap.
Note to weirdpress: I is reportin all ur misdeeds to Thelma. U do NOT want her coming after u.
Oh, hai, leeza-b, I sabes lotz of kittehs, I haz da 6 nau. We haz 2 kittehs wat wuz strayz nd dey hab da feline aids and so dey not can come to insides wit udder kittehs. We gib dem much noms all day and nite timz tu. At de nitetimz, kittehs leb sum noms in da dishes, den da possums cumz out to finish da fuds. Dey nebber makez muvs to leev wen we needs to open dorz. Dey just eatz da cat noms til dey be dun, dey no haz care dat hoomans nedz to open dorz to leb somtimz!! Da babehs be habbin da cutes hoebber. Den wen da possums dun wit noms, da skunks be finishing da noms dat possums leb behind. Well, da possums not leb much noms behind, so my hubbin go out to gib crunchy noms to da skunks. Mai outside kittehs r finez wd da skunks, but no lik da possums so much
wii had skunks dat wood come in teh barn adn eat teh barn kittehs’ fuud. Kittehs did nawt mind skunks, adn skunks did nawt mind kittehs or peeps or horses…but ai wuz werrried tat sum wun (MII!!!) wood meet a skunk in teh dark barn sum dai (huzbin put teh barn lite switch at teh BACK uv teh barn!)…did NAWT want, sew huzbin trapped skunks wid live trap adn tooked tem owt in teh woods. Ai nawt rillee mind skunks – dey be prettie, aifinkso, jset did nawt want to trip over wun in teh dark
We haz 3 skunks dat eats here. Mai huzbin likes dem, and won’t trap dem to moves dem. We libs in da city in sandiego by da canyons, and he tinks dat if we not feed skunks dey will run round to look for fuds den get rund ober by da carz. I nawt wants to get sprayed by dem! Dey is happy and makes no bad smellz for us. Now is lik habbin more kittehs I not can pet or lub. Dey much cuter den da possums tho.
oh, yew ibs in sandiego? mai boikitteh (plasticat) adn ai went tew kalifornya last summer, wented tew teh sandiego zoo, nawt had tyme fur neting else there…want tew go back!!
Dis be kool plas to lib at. Der is much to do here. Ai can haz plantz dat dont dies in da snow and freeze. I lub dat mai outside kittehs not be freezin in da winterz time. I libbed in Colorado by da Winter Park, and seen my thermometer on da porch showing 40 below zero. Dis much better here. Cept no jobs now cuz da ekonomy so badz here. Der is also Wild Animal Park wer u can see da boss kittehs, da tigers and da lions..mebee bares too, oh mai. But cuz no freezins, der be da fleas dat not die in wintertime. Dis a problem.
wii took teh amtrak trayn owt frum Syracuse N.Y., gotted off in Oceanside. Mai boikitteh iz a Lego fanatic, nad wen ai offered tew take him tew Disneyworld, him sayd him want to go tew Legoland in CA instead, sew wii did! nawt hab lawts uv tyme off werk, trayn ryde wuz 3 dais dere adn 3 dais back, onlee had 4 dais in CA, spent 2 at Legoland, adn wun at SanDiego Zoo. Want tew go back adn see more!! Especially teh Wild Animal Park ai loves teh tigers! It nawt get to 40 below here eggscept wid teh wind chill, but it can get below zero adn wii gets LAWTS uv snow. Wii had snow on teh ground on Halloween, usually hab snow around til April…
oops – dat wuz supposed to be just from Uniquekitty!
Dat be fine for da egstra namez! U comz a long wai from da New York to see da SanDiego! I duz mis da treez dat leebs changes culurs in da wintertimz, but not likes da snowz. Wen i wuz in Colorado, da snowplowz cumz and I tellz my nabor dat da plows shud comz bak cuz dey not tak all da snowz frum da rodes to mak dem black agin. Da nabor laffs and laffs at meh!
I thot dat teh possumz b awl teeth!! adn not deh smilee teeth.
deh meen, nasty, bite-yur-hed-off teeth.
Possumbly yew mint mii?
akshoelii, iz awl teh beeg act, juss beefur wii runz fur hour libez… exceptin wehn wii dew dat stupie comatoes wif feer fing… heaby sigh….
ohai smammie, did mr p spend lots ob munnies on yew tewdai?? ai hopeso!!
ohai rite bakc tew ya, Jamama!
Yep, hymn sirtinlii did. Nawt onlii did hymn ferry mai fat arse orf tew PA sew Aye cud lukz at foley-age adn fed mii sea-fud chowdur… hymn alsew bautz mii ah scarf frum Juanita Yoder. Mr. P haz singul handedlii fixt teh econo-mii, yup, Aye finkso….
Wut yew dew todai?
yew gib mr P a hug fur me an tells him fanks fur cheerin up mai fren!!
j-pak saw our discusshun bout maybe meetin round der an seh finks is gud idea
ai went tew The Container Store and got a lil shelf tew put ober teh stove fur mai nick nakkies wut keep fawlin orf and found sum udder cool stuffs tew
Y iz it dat dere iz neber enuff plaices tew putz stuff?
Clozitz & shelbz, neber enuff.. Oar maibii itz mii? hmmmmmm
oh noes……….nebber enuff
mai sis is alwais lukkin at shelbin stuffs an we lol cuz der is jus so much s………tuff
Mai gnuist fing iz hooks… teh kine dat peal& stik. Splat, splat splat, iz nawt ah flat vertikul sirfess leff unhook-imacated.
hmmmmm, ai gotted a hook to go ober teh kitchen cabnet fur teh dishtowel tew hang on…… hooks is gud
tendrils is bettah.
ya might wanna use break-away hook, iffen ye arrrn’t already
*vizualizes liddol shop ob horrors at sp’s haus*
otay, Aye bii dumbii. Whassis break-away hook?
LOLTIS!
*glad yew askeded*
please, jamama, I’m beggin’ ya, not “suddenly seymore” I hate that song with a pink&purple&polka dotted passion
a storage hook or convienence hook that will give under pressure or strain, like ooohhh, catching the garment of a speeding ummm…..stagehand-to-be, and yanking the twit clean off his feet, into mid-air levitation, during which gravity rears it’s ugly head and decides to smite a certian stagehand-to-be
.
WHAMMO
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the house shakes, family comes into the kitchen to see what’s going on
and laughs helplessly
cue teh vizual. ROFLMAO
oh smammie, has yew seen teh pix ob our skeattle cheezmeet yesterday…. if nawt, click on mai name an der are 3 lols wif our piks
ditto!!!
Aye czeched dem owt dis mornin, furst fing. House stupendous wuz dat oar wut? Yew cud start a map ob Cheez Meetz dat yew haz bin tu.
Rite noa, Aye iz gonna meet wif mai pillow. Duzzint matter wut teh klok sez, mai hed iz stihl on Daylight Savingz Tiem.
Nitey-nite ebbery wun!
g’nite smammie……… remembr its layter dan yew fink!!!
honkshu!!
G’nite awl! Sweet dreems!
*Honkshu*
g’nite 4.5… happi sleepiz!
Guess I will hed to beds too..
Shonk hoo, er, honkshu 2 u, 2!
ni ni leeza b! happi kitteh dweems
u haz a lubblee smilol. wif pritty tooferz.
an teh cyooot liddol pointie nose wuts pointin eeeest!!
50 ob dem, countem awl *snikurz*. Wii possums keep Tom’s ob Maine solvent
I hope u dunt mind if I cownting dem awl frum
a distance, and not up-close-and-purrsunal like.
Neber tew feer, mah Cween (unlesses yew iz chonklat dipped?) deze liddle toofises bii striktlii fur smylin
Iz troo, possons R berry berry fast runners, U jush has 2 prprly motibait tehm. Adn in Lucy Anna, wii cawls armerdillers “possons on teh hafshell”
u must b frum Texas, SHD! does armyofdillos kan shur ruin da carz.
yup, ya know WHY so many ‘dillo get nailed by cars?
they jump straight-up when startled. on the road this sends them either into the grill, and then yer radiator, or into the undercarriage.
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although, if you sneak up on one in a pasture, and lightly slap it’s shell, it’ll jump. do it repeatedly and it looks like yer dribbling (like a basketball) an armadillo.
Poor armydillers.
I bet u go cow tippin 2.
didn’t say I did it, I do good to sneak up on a bag of doritos *munch-munch* sffee, dey donf moovf *rustle….munch*
sowry if I cast aspershuns on ur karakter.
it sounded liek xperience talkin.
*munch-rustle-munchmunch*…*swaller*
hey, no sweat, wanna dorito?
oh no, I’m not sweaty tonite. That was last nite.
*takes a dorito*
mmm… kewl ranch!
Muz be hard to getz da nuggits from dillos. Dey haz a stranz
Ohnoes, dan! dat lass pard needed a spew warming… gotts ta kleen mah puter scream noa. Uz juss kwakin meh up tonitz
To warn da udder chikinz bout da kittehs dat wantz der nuggets?
He wud craws fer…
A werm to eats
Berry tastee werm
Creepy crawlers to eats
D….
hmph. I think WP duzznt like nuggetz. coz it eeted my post.
Trys again:
Diet tips
Early wakeup call, givin to teh rooster
Feather grooming spa, visit to
Dealing Death to Col. Sanders
Economy size bag-o-birdseed
Fine Feathered Friend
G…
and wud u share da nuggetz ifn ai tells u?
NEVAR!!!! Mah noms!!!
Iz difikultz for kittehs to sharz der fuds
egg septin in barfs, dat iz
Stoopy WP!
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Dis waz spozed tu beh unner kerrykat’s post bout kittehs sharing fuds
Otay, nebber mind…
*pssst* BDm, wen u making a commint, if it furst showz up at deh bottum uv deh fred, sted uv ware u wanting it, just hit deh refresh buttin. Den it will (ussullee pop up ware u b wanting it. It just b anuzzer way dat WeirdPretzel messes wif ur hed. *sigh*
Fanx, Cw3en MJ! Ai still beh figgerin dis stuph awt…
Oh hai Buddy, I seed it. Mai kittehs liks to share der barfs wid me wen I wakes up and steps on dem. I heerz dem laffing at der clebber trix.
*nodsnods* mah buddy muss hab a kittehenjineer dee gree cuz he kan put him barfs egg zakly! wer ai gonna be steppin.
Dey haz speshul kitteh powerz, we no dis is tru. Mai kittehs luk like dey sleeps, but I nos dat dey be working out da speshul plans to place the barfs were my feets going to be walking. I tink dey also no wen I not hab my socks on tu, cuz doze ones alwuss were I steps on dem wen I not quite awakes yet. Dese are mai presents from da kittehs. Do Not WANT!!
kitteh is still waering hers hollo ween mask?
awl teh bettar fur teh chikin to bee eeten….
Yosemite Sam kitteh meks planz for da next bictum
A …..part is a part is a part is a part…
But no cat kin eet a part of a part..
Unless of coarse teh name of teh part of a part is….
ANYFING!! I DOANT CARE!! JUS GIMMEH!!!
NAO!!!!
unless it was on sale. and even though the cat has been purrrfeckly happy to eat it at fool price, if da human stoks up onnit, day avoid it like the pleh.
TEST….
Plz to let me know if u can see me.
I fink teh invisibilitees has followed me home!!
ok nebbermind this one… it seemz to have posted oks.
but can u see a post I maded above, under Missy’s alfamabet?
Teh DEF won?
Ai seez u leeza-b
bein invisibul…..yer doin it wrong!
LOL!
tank yewz….
Da inbisibuls, you no be habbinz
*makes face uv pain*
O… I finkso I duz!
Unless u see TWO posts of teh D-E-F. Teh furst one didn’t show up, I bleeve. Itz actually called, uh, Leeza-b syndrome.
*blushes furiouslee*
YOU see ur post, but ur name doesn’t show up in Who Be Talkin’. Dat’s when u know ur the only one hoo can see it, and no one else can.
But hopefully this was just a hikkup.
My uberfear of WP making me invisibuls (again), let me show u it!
ya still got that flintlock, use it to scare WP into coughing up yer stuff.
Ur feer, WP cans smelling it…
ifinkso ur rite!!!
How was ur visit wif Saxon?
Didja take a ride?
Saxon was greeeeeeaaat! He even let me trim hims floofy feet (he’s half Clydesdale). And he’s starting to get his fuzzy winter coat. But I was lazy and didn’t ride. I’m sure he didn’t mind – he’s lazy and out of shape, too!
Iz he relayted to Petunia??
Hmm, gud qwestion! Iz Petunia a Clydesdale oar a Percheron? If teh latter, tehn Saxon an Petunia R defnitlee related!
yew haz a horse, 4.5K? Half Clydesdale-he must be nawt liddle! Ai haz a liddle buckskin QH mare
Nawt liddle – ur rite! Hims nawt reelee mine, butt ai R teh onlee wun who rides him n grroms him n gibs him treets n lubs.
Wut iz ur horse’s naem? Ai bet she’s smart!
her name iz Peaches. her iz ownlee 14.2 hands tall (dat be 58 inches at her back fur newun hoo nawt know how horses be measured!
) her iz ushooalleea sweet gyrrl. her iz tew smart fur her own guud (adn myne!) sumtymes, but ai lub her newai!
leeza-b I seed yu tudai nd sed sum ting bout da feral kittehs. I gib u big kitteh hands hi fivs wit no pointy endz to help da kittehs wut hab no cozy sleeps place nd no gud noms for da tumees. Wur u findz da who be talkin place? I goes on an den allus to goez bak nd forts to do mai checkinz. I haz da hopz dat da cheezfrendz will tel meh wit no meanz for meh.
deer kerrykatz4. Ai cannawt imagine taht ene cheezfrendz wud hav a meanz fur yoo when yoo ar asking about hoamless kittehs. 3 ov mai kitthehs were outside kittehs who came to mee, an teh 4th wuz a reskew wun.
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Ai think EBREEwun heer wud want to halm yoo – but waht do yoo need to know??
*whispers*
Ifink I answered it Janet.
Dis is something that is a challenge sometimes….when u use teh lolspeek SEW much that itz hard to understand sometimes wut someone is saying. I used to have teh hardest time reeding Gibbocat’s posts!! Itz one reason why I use Lolspeek Lite.
ohai kk, if u scrolls up to teh top of the comments, on the right side u can see Who Be Talkin. It shows u who’s made teh .. *counts* … 15 most recent comments and in which lol. And u can clik on teh lol and it will take u rite to that comment. I didn’t notice it for teh LONGEST time and I wud read thru and wonder, how does they all keep going back and 4th between teh lols and finding each other? Itz a big halp.
it halps ‘cept wen yew tryin tew commint tew sumwun who is jumpin frum lol to shining lol………..
ai iz worn awt……….
*honkshu*
bless shu!!
Geisendheit!
GMTA!!
I hadda big LOL on that one jamama!
Um- do u know wot teh ‘honkshu’ really means?
*waits wif baited breff for jamama’s answer*
*handz Leeza a bref mint tu hep
*wif deh nasty bait smell.
*hums theme frum “Jeopardy”*
iz teh song ober???
ai did see teh discushun bout it bein like teh snore kinda sound…..
sew tell me what it rilly meeens??
*drats*
I wuz thinking maybe I wasn’t the onlee one owt here that has led teh sheltered life.
{{{{{leeza-b}}}}} awwwwwwww, iffn ai haddnt red dat erlier ai mita bin in teh same boat…….
heer, has a breff mintz
Leeza, wii lubs ur innosense!
Heer, has an applol, mai prittee…
*snerk* *choking sound*
*pretends not to notise Dan*
Wot kind of applol u gots DK?
For yoo? Oh, a verree speshul applol! Iz a
delishusyummee Macintosh, awl red n shinee.*nudjes Dan in teh ribs*
I lieks teh fuji.
U gots any of those?
Ai has nebber tried dem. Wut duz dey tasting liek?
See yoo tomorrow, Yr Whipstress!
Schmoo!
‘K!
*schmoo*
nitey nite LB
Doesn’t ‘hankshu’ meen sleep?
faking snoring so as to appear asleep
leeza-b!!!
Yore kwiltblokz juss majically re-appeered onda “Whu B tawkin”..Wut yew du ?
nebber-mind, yew haz disappeared agin juss az fass.
Nuffin!
Itz not me, I tell ya… its WP!!
but if u hadn’t sed that, I had thot I was the only one who cudn’t see them. interesting.. or scary.. or scarilee interesting?
Hmmmm, scarilee interesting. Duz yew see kerrykatz4 kwiltbloks? Cuz Aye shore don’t.
yas I do, and I see mine now 2.
WP… tortures wif a selectivitee
Ha! WP nawt ken dribe mii krazy.. Aye walked hear awl on mai own, sew dere..Ratz-a-fraztin WP….
I can uz lolspeak lite. I will tri dis to make it easier to do. Iz confuzin to member what sites I wuz on for comments. I scrolled up frum dis page and not see da who talking now part on da top. Maybe I should go back to home page and start frum der? I has a big hapee for all deh nice cheezfrends who give the helps to meh. Iz hard to remember all the cheezfrends dat I talked to and where it wuz posted to. I keep tryings so is easier tu do.
oh noes, KK, I was not meening to disparaj ur lolspeek!
I understood wut u sed. Um, enuf to answer anyways.
But u SHUD see teh who be talking on THIS page.
Maybe if u refreshes? Sometimes I only gets part of teh page, if my puter is having a slow.
Sometimes my brain haz a slow tu, and computer iz no help for dat. I wuz able to find da stuff for da helps on top of page. Dis very helpful for meh. Happy purrs to you from me.
Yu ar da best. Many tank yous for dat info. Now can bounce round like mai kittehs do!
Lmfao!
oooh yesh, ai wuz jus lukkin at dat tew!!
yeah!!! we wanna know!!
Ai agreez….hao doez we do dat?
{{{{ I finds it!!!}}}} Big thank yous for all kind cheezfrends who are so nice.
Jus dont eatz teh fethers. Ebbreeting else is fare gaem!!1!
lulz….gaem….leik a gaem aminal?
No…a gaem of “findz teh nuggitz!!1!”
ok, i haz sitchewayshun taht i culdnt ebe find on goooogle!! mebbee teh cheezpeeps kan help. qwik revyoo: shiro an kumo getting along, tehn not getting along so gud cawz i fink shiro finkd taht kumo smelld bad, tehn finally just starting to get along agin. ok, dis morning abowt 4:30 kumo wuz in all night an going “owtowtowtowtowtowtplznowowtowtowt” so we letted him owt onto teh patio. abowt 30 sekunds later, HORRORBUL YOWLING!!1!!! i jumpd bak owt ob bed an runnd!!! i thotted taht kumo an shiro wuz fighting!! but shiro wuz still inside; on patio i seed kumo an nayborhood cat hoo comes arownd bossy an agressive sumtimes, they’s tussling an kumo haz big mess on himz sides an also on teh patio. i finked iz blud, opend dore an chased off bad cat an kumo runned in. i katched kumo right before him wented under teh bed. it iznt blud on him, iz POOP!!! an teh most godawful smell, like cat spray an poop mixed togevver times 5!!! frum teh ovver cat, ob corse. so we gibbed kumo a baf at 4:30 in teh morning (furst time in my life i eber gibbed kitteh a baf! – yoozed my boi’z alberto vo5 shampoo, didnt haz kitteh shampoo) an kleened him up az best we culd. trubble iz, kumo must still smell like BAD CAT cawz shiro bein frendly, tehn sniffed at kumo’s sides wher teh stinky mess wuz an gotted all unfrendly agin. no hissing, but yowling an batting an DO NOT WANT.
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so, qwestion iz, any way to finish kleening teh Bad Cat Poo smell off ob kumo? or just wayt for it to wear off?
hab u tried bineagar? White apple seems less harsh. Dis is a mild acid and disinfectant, so u’ll vant to wash kitteh again with mild soap or shampoo… mebeh “dove” since it has some conditioner in eet?
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Odder fing to try (butt nawt wif the bineagar!) wud be make paste of baking soda an water, and mix well wif da kitteh’s fur, den rinse wall. Butt don do dis and bineagar, since it reactz BIG
ooh, doze are being very gud ideas! fanks, BDm! doze bof make a lot ob sense.
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i kno all abowt teh baking soda an beinagr! i haz two boiz hoo liked teh sigh unce eggspeerabints! get baking soda, pore in teh binagar, wowee!!! repeet az necessary, elebenty billyun times.
bakey soda and binegar down deh hole, make drain hole all nice and clean, and wader run whoosh fast frew it!
Hi ebry budy, I bak frum deh camping. I haz cold. and I haz dampness, but I haz deh funz, and I haz deh gud sally bra shun fur meh nu yeer, and I member all deh kittehs go to deh princess Mu meadow, I did. I iz glad glad tu bee bak heer, can haz baf wen got home, baf is gud ting after tree dais ov deh campings!
ohai, mama cat, glad yoo had teh gud cellybrayshuns an camping!
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i yooze teh baking soda an beingar in teh drayns, too! wurks gud, exkept ifinkso my hubbys drayn in beyond hope or hlep.
Welkums bak Mamacat! Glad u hab good silly brashun.
Wen da skunks do da smelz on dogs you can wash dem wit peroxide mixture.
Here da recipe….1 quart peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda 1 teaspoon liquid soap.
Sposed to neutralize da bad smelz. I hab recipe on my frigerator in case da skunks sprays da outside kittehs or meh. I nebber used it tho on da kittehs, but is supposed to work good. so I would not let dis get in Kumo’s eyes just in kase peroxide could sting.
tahts anovver gud idea! i knowd teh cheezpeeps wuld haz lots ob gud ideas. i haz always had kittehs, but not so much two kittehs at wun time. like i sez below to mama cat, dis stink so bad i may haz to try cupple diffrent fings to finly be getting rid ob it. mess wuz all on bak half ob kumo – shiro sniffed face, “ohai, yoo are teh nice kitteh i lib wif.” sniffed flank ob bak leg, “OH NOZE!!1!! YOO ARE BAD CAT!!1!! GO AWAY!!”
I wud think dat u can just use peroxide by itself, but dis da recipe I hab
Iz juss u and meh, aifinxo, an ai beh gettn tyred…
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ni ni kerrykatz. nini ebrebodee.
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Happi kitteh snorgle dreems 2 awl!
LOL’d, “repeat az necessary, elebenty billyun times”.
kan nebber haz enuff ob tohse baking soda volkaynoze!
If you washy Kumo in deh bakey soda an wader, deh tinky mell be gone way, I tink so. Can eben jush brush Kumo wif it, powder kitteh, den brush out, bakey soda gud tu tak bad bad mells off.
i had taht thot, tryed it a liddle bit but wuznt shur, now i will gib it more ob a try!
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dis wuz sum SERYUS STINKEE!!! may haz to try diffrent fings, ifinkso. teh furst towle i grabbd him wif, i fink i’ll just frow it away, frayd if i wash it it’ll stink up my washing masheen foreber, yep.
himz fur iz pretty thik, so mebbee teh baking soda water or paste will get in ther better, i fink.
Towel must be fwon awayz. Ebben if u washes it, can still hab stinkee smelz dat kittehs can smell and dey NO WANT!
an also evreefing else i wash after taht, prolly. iz reely old twoel anyway. orijinul wedding prezint twoel, 24 1/2 yeerz old!
deh utter ting u can try iz tu bee puttin deh toona wattters on kitteh, kitteh lik off and deh utter kitteh lik off tu, den deh bee cleening each utter. deh toona stronger den any tinky, I tink so!
taht sownds like gud way to get shiro to like kumo agin! wen i wuz reeding abowt ovver problum, abowt how sudden chanje ob smell kan make wun kitteh unhappy wif ovver kitteh, sownded like can take a long time eben after smell wears off for kittehs to start getting along agin! we just gotted kumo in september. remeow reskyood him, but culdnt keep him wif her ovver kittehs, we lib just down teh freeway frum her an wanted companyun for shiro, so adopted kumo. haz had long road wif getting kumo un-stressed, tehn getting shiro, hoo iz kinda nerbus an hi-strung anyway, to accept him, tehy wuz doing gud. an now dis. *sigh* tehy not haz to be bff, just wants tehm to co-exist peesefully an play chase sumtimes.
fank yoo ebreewun! i knowd teh cheezpeeps wuld be able to help! anywun wif more ideas is welkom, but now i haz to go finish tidying kitchen an get reddy for bed. wuz up erly dis morning. gud night!
ni ni lunarmommy! Da kittehs, dey be gettin lawng soonish!
I absolutely lol’ed at this one!
Otay ebber buddy, I haz tu go to deh bed naow, I did elebenty seven loads of deh durty close adn deh blankies and deh utter tings frum campin, so naow needs tu seep. I see awl deh cheezpeepz in deh mornin. Nite nite ebery one.
ni ni mamacat! happi sleepiiz
ahahahaha!! everyone talks like the kitties on here LMAO!!
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N skuul wear I useta werkz, cafemateriam serbd chikin rings. Naow jush wut part uva chikin prodooses RINGS? Nquirin mines nawt sew sure wants 2 noes!