The Four Stages of Kitten Sleepitude
The Four Stages of Kitten Sleepitude
nd dis kitteh iz jus a narkaleptik.
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3rd pic of the day
TIMES
6 AM ICHC
5 PM TTI
12 noon Eastern
11 AM Central
10 AM Mountain
9 AM Pacific
Teh nawt sekkund Dark & Stormy iz hear: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-derails-after-taking-turn-too-fast-2nite-10p/#comments
OHAI Goosey!!1!
I iz glad ur doing another one, we started one on Hallolween but it didn’t go too far.
I has had an idea bowt teh Dark N Stormee!
Not for this one, but maybee next time.. I finkso it wud be fun to add a twist, and rekwire…
*cue dramatick musicks*
RHYMING.
Wot do fink? Just for each 2 lines.
an ai had snuther idea…….nawt tew go wif dis, but sumtime aifinkso sumone cud upload a pikshur an ebbrywun can capshun it……. cud be rilly funneee too
THNX 4 COMMENTING ON MY ‘How Cute Is This Kitten’ LOL jamamakitty!
HI leeza-b !!!!!tnx 4 bein my frend!!!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hallo upfi, ms fuzzzzyyy werm!
Aaaawwwwww *sigh* nawt agin! SPLORT! thud. ai ees ded, blargh…
wholesale splort recubbery daon teh fred do nawt wurry. Jest rest a while nao
Werm is restin! *honkshu*
oh, perdon! U B’s a katty-Piller, akshoeally?
(eeder wai, move fast; kangaroo rats 2 U!)
(Ore a enchwerm maybe?)
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bud sinse U libbs in yer-up,
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may-B a centy-meet-her–pillar/wurm/?
3.2 centy-meet-her murm?
er…….Wurm (fingers asleep……..again)
Not 3.2 centy-meet-her, but 2.54 centy-meet-her, iffn ai am an inchwurm. But fortunately ai have growed a bit by eating a lot and ai meashure 170 centy-meet-hers when ai stands uprite.
Naw! Iz teh Very Hongree CaterpiLOLar! Most Xcellent kids’ book!
*tippie toe in*
r u still sleepin liddle kittehpiloler?
wen we getz to sillybrate yur tawp spot?
Yes, sawry!!! Ai posted and went to sleep, following teh gud eggs ample of teh kittehs. And ai is nawt tawp spot nao.
Awwh… Sleepeh kittehs. <3
Iz evribuddie b-ing kwiyet sos nots tu waek da kittehs?
why not, dey use us for trampolines when we sleepin’. Turnabout’s fair-play an all dat.
Ai noes! Da udder mornin I woked up n da bed wuz not up aginst da wal n mai alurm klok wuz on da flooh n peeses! Ai don no hauw Ai slep tru watebber dey waz doin.
oooh mai, hebby sleeper!!!
>snerk<
hyoomans is kitteh trampoleens
tehse kittehs are too skweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
lots an lotsa duck taype wound arownd hedd..
itz hard 2 tawlk wen teh kyootness faktor has u n itz gwip…
*splortage ebberywere*
…sigh…
Oh noes brainfire, did I miss u in teh recubbery? Dawnt wurri the slort recubbery is still running. U sit still naw an yer brains will be returned tew u shortlee.
Hab sum hawt choklit an nom sum caramel filled possums
*nom nom*
fanks 4 teh hot choklit n caramel filled possums…bery tastee
*brayne cells pour bak n2 hedspace*
AHHHH the Honkshu kitteh! Wanna snorgle!
excepting the cuteness factor…….I’ve hit all four stages just today
hole on i fink aie see a liddle spec of cyoot ….
*checks self, changes…luks better in plaid* nope, nawt cyoot….it’s sawdust from sleepin onna lumber rack.
tsk tsk Dan i woodn’t do dat too ofen if i were u…..
why not, cheeper that burning 90 miles of gas to get mai hovel and back.
ahhhh i wus jest trying to branch awt an start punnin wib you
You still too tired? Here hab hawt chocklit and a cheezmap blankie.
oh man, didn’t even see it. that’s a good one Maggs. A cuppa Yorkshire Gold would do me better, gotta go run a spot for a kids show inna little bit. I don’t wanna explain the snorin’ over the headset.
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just thinkin’ about hawt chocklit…..and…..a……cheezmap blankie………hmmmm, ’tis floof..snxxxxxxxx
U gots teh plaid on Dan?
Dat reminds me..saw teh pic, btw!
Which one was u?
um, btw wuz sposed to be ftw!
Ohai Leeza! Hao wuz ur hike yesterdai? Iz byootiful n sunnee heer todai, butt cold! Still, ai R going up to teh barn to give Saxon sum TLC.
OT: We has a eggsited adn a hoep up heer fur yoo ‘Mericans on Chewsdai.
*hedbonks DK*
Iz Saxon ur ‘almost mine’ horse?
Dat sounds like a grate fing to du on a SunnyDay!
The hike was awesome… we is having some byootiful weather here in NC!
*whispers*
I has an excited bowt Twosday too. But a nervuss too.
Many peeps are already predicting a bloo victoree.. but ifinkso it ain’t over til teh fat ladee votes!!
‘Parentlee lots ob Kanananadians wif dubble sita… citze… hoo alos bees ‘Merican R going down to bote! Ai keeping ebreefing crossed fur a blu bictoree.
Yash, Saxon is “mai” horseh. Hmm, maibee ai’ll eben ride him a liddul todai.
*goes to luk fur britchez n haf-chaps*
I’d lend ya mine, but doubt dey fit, that and the bug carcasses imbeddes
Um, pass awn teh bug carcasses, fanks! Ai hadded enuf ob dose wen ai had to kleen teh bisor awn mai bike helmit…
black sweats and billabong tank-top. What ya cant see well is that it’s a Kite shield I’ve got, and had dented my forhead with the point.
oooohh… *timbers shiver*
I wasn’t shure.. in teh other pic u has a little less… hair.
Which is u now?
The more or teh less hair-soot?
I let the beast loose for the ajudication fight, we were doin’ Macbeth scene from Complete Works of Shakespere, abridged.
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same hair, just different colors…..now, and tied back.
Colors?
Well it luks like it wudda been very exsiting to watch.
So which kiddie show ya doin today?
Wiggles??
Embarrassing sekrit revealed: I likes teh Wiggles.
Well it’s better than a burple dino sore…
Nuvver embarassing sekrit: ai has nebber seen teh Wiggles! Ai misses teh gud old dais, watching kids’ shows wif mai dotter. *sigh*
Laurie Berkner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc3oc_x8VO8
Looks liek eerwurm material!!
you have nnnnooooo idea, they’re on stage now, the scene shop shares a wall with the stage.
Oh well, only another hour or so of it, rite?
about an hour and twennsebben minutes
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not that I’m counting each one or annyting.
Just think of teh Pink Floyd Dan.. think of teh Pink Floyd.
oh yesh, comfortably numb.
oh I was thinking of ‘wish u were here’
*snerk*
but, didja know that fatigue can seem like intoxication? at least as far as physical coordination and judgement matter.
aie wuz finking of Money…
uh oh…
Didja not get caught up on ur sleep last nite?
Sleeping on lumbers, not sew grate I guess.
I’d prefer No More Turning Away, for mood adjustment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DODKTN3O2s
That’s a grate song.
They don’t make bands like they usta…
U has a contemplative, Dan?
depends on-da day
THIRD!!!
oh mai, am ai gunna hav 2 go get teh pololar bayer frum yesterdae?
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“pls 2 say sumfin clebber (iz nawt very fun oar innerestun 2 reed about ordinal numberz). oar else polah bayer will eet u.”
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iz just frendlee advyse…
Oh hai tessm, dese numberz iz no hab da funee clebbers, mai branz no lik 4 numberz in da no workz daiz. Mebbe dey forgitz dis not beh da lol conkalater place
“*honkshu*” LOL!!!
Teh *honkshu* kitten just killed me ded from kute. Splort.
wholsale splort recobbery daon teh fred. you’ll be ok jset don;t look at the honkshu kittie. Hab some happigoggigoggles
um, I has a stoopy.. wut is ‘honkshu’?
Iz teh sownd yoo maek wen ur snoring: “honk” awn teh inbref, “shew” awn teh owtbref!
*still laffing*
Is that for troo or did u make it up?
How did I get this far in life not knowing these fings??
Lookit dis fais!! Wud it lying to yoo?
“Honkshu” is alos well nown as teh sownd dat kids maek wen dere pretending to bees alseep.
Yoo has ledded a sheltred lief, aifinkso!
Yes!! LOL!! Leeza-b! Yoo reelee must get aut moar! AI knew it, an ai nebber know enething!
Dunt worry, leeza! Ai dint noez eivver wot “honkshu” meant.
ya nevver met my dad, or been in a five block radius. srsly, wakes the neighbors, registers on Richter scales, and sounds like the idling yard at a truckstop.
Speeking of guys, wen mai dotter wuz liddel, ai cud alwais maek her laf by telling her taht wen mai then bf, er, releeved hisself of gas in bed, he used to maek teh cubbers rise rite up…
is dat wot u xperense in an ‘un-sheltered’ life??
teh sheltered lief is lukking better all teh time…
No wun wif a older bruvver can has a sheltered lief, aifinkso… !
well.. I wuz teh oldest, but my bro is only 14 mos. younger.
he sure managed to find WAY more trouble than I did growing up.. leest til I gotted to collej.
I did a littul catchin up there.
Mii too
*points at mai fayce* duya know what this is?
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dis is mai suprized fayce.
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*snerk*
why ah declaih, suh, are u casting aspershuns upon mah karaktah?
*innocent look* why no miz scarlett, nawt at awl
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reely, I can barely lift an aspershun, much less throw one.
do I know you suh?
I don’t bleeve you’re from around heah.
But ah have hehd talk of a mysterius strangah around teh plantation…
*gives sidelong glance from behind flutturing fan*
naw, ahm just deliverin’ this here hundredweight of *looks at invoice*, *looks again* nip?, annyway to the haybarn, contact is…….*looks real close at invoice*, Fluffy?
Well now don’t that beat all!
Ah’m Fluffy.
*gives small curtsee*
U can just leave that here.
With me. Ah’ll take caeh of it.
*disarming grin* naow naow, ahm sure it’s the petticoats maykin ya fluffy.
*blushes*
why where are mah manners?
can ah offer u a mint julip?
we can sit rite on the poatch swing heah.
and you can show me a sample of that ‘nip’.
*adds to notebuk “disarming grin.”*
U guiz r sew funny!
finding that out!
I has a (short) snorin storee to tell.
I growed up listning to snoring …. matter of fact, it still has teh opposite effeckt on me, it halps me to sleep insted of keeping me awake… but I digress.
I had always thot it was my dad.
Didn’t find owt til I was in my 30’s that it was my MOM that was sawing lumber all taht time! I had a big
Lol! Mai Mom wuz teh lowder snorer too! Aifinkso he needed a CPAP masheen! Ai has habbing wun fur a few yeers nao – no moar snoring, gasping oar choking, adn such restful sleeps! Waol, essept fur wen teh kittehs decide to chaes eechudder across teh bed!
SPLORT.
Mai gohst iz ritin dis poast
Well i gotz a pyle ob brains wiv ut nayme on them, sew u jest hole still while i pours tem bak in ya hed. Now sits tur an think ob leeks or sumfin
mmmm cheezy leeks! w-wait, wer am I? an wai am i torking leik dis?
What r u doing wi taht bukkit?
ohai beevils — ai lykes ur abatar!
ohai Tess, iz a good wun ifinkso, dunno who he iz, he be up to no goods tho, whatebber he doin.
I lyke yrs, luks leik mai kitteh Nawty Boi, he der basement kitteh, gots der beeg eyes, yewshully befoar he noms mai frends (or da couch, wich is nawt wun of mai frends but gets nommed annewai)
relax itz jest ur brains
scambolol’d nawt fried
yew nivver puts dem in rite!iz still nawt rite! Iz still tawlkin in dis stewpid langwich. Will it stawp?
*reecheez out gently and takes beevils hed*
*tilts to side, slightly* there did that straighten things out?
Thanks Mr Hand Dan. I really don’t know what happened back there, I am quite upset by the whole experience really. It’s never happened before.
I seem to have a log in on this site, and I seem to have left messages for people in what I can only describe as some sort of pigeon English.
Do you think I should call an ambulance?
Kinds regards,
Natalie Hughes-Lloyd
Ps who is this Beevils?
hmmmm,
*reecheez out gently and takes beevils hed again*
*tilts to side, slightly to other side*
how ’bout now?
Dat feelz much bettur, Ifinkso
OMG. Thanx.
*Shakes Stagehanddan by the fluffy claw*
It werked.
Doan noe wai I wuz torkin leik dat befoar, mai naem reely iz beevils.
HONOSLEE
‘Mr. Hand Dan’
LOL!!!1!
*snerk*
heelin hand Dan
Yew meen dat Stage iz nawt iz ferst naem?!
Stagehand is a job description as well as a name.
… and maybee a way of life?
*shrugs* mebbe
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shows over, back to work
Nawt unless u be berri berri unluki
If ur brains nawt be feeling the rite way in ur head u needs tew be dancin to resettule them afinkso.
I r nawt a doktor,
but aie hab seen one,
on tb
Yew bee wotcin tew much Cashtewalty on beebeecee wun. Ifinkso.
R u shur yew no haf sum of mah brayns left in dat bukkit?
Jus chek it agen fur me wudcha?
ummmmm sowi no moar braynes inna bukkit, there’s tuna…..
Taht’ll do.
Taht’ll do.
Taht’ll do.
Taht’ll do.
OMG Fish Brains
WANTS – I can habs fish braynes too
I agrees.
And I stayed at a Hololiday Inn Xpress last nite.
reely? I stayed at a Georgia Pacific…….
Teh one wif teh xtra firm mattressez?
I stayed there once but I got board.
you are too good.
FTW
Der iz such a fing as dis holoday inn xpress? Adn dey haf deez xtra comfee matressez? dat iz gud, we noes haf dis in TTI holodai inns, we sleeps on stoans adn wun persuns haf tew stay awaykes to keep gards incase we gets owr heds cut owf in middil of nite bai sum dude onna horse wif a tin helmet demanden coins. Iz tuff.
iz that like a toll road?
seems liek it’d be easier just to give him teh munnies.
mm.. neerly rite, Iz Moar leik a troll road. A road to keep teh trolls owt.
I noe leik handen ovr monies to peepils in tin helmets, ravver haf mah hed cut owf. Oh er i see der problums wif dat.
oh noes i goes nao to b.a.t.h kitteh. He comes in wif OIL on him.
I espekt to get poynty ens in mah face.
I will be bak layter if nawt deded. GUBBAIS KREWL WURLD
hmmm… a troll road?
I think we cud use one of those here!
Oh mai! We gotz major sploratge here!
Gunna needz halp here.
*Looks alla rawn at the brain cells*
*Getz awt the sqwirty boddle, filled to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
*Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
*Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills der air. Brayn sill perk up an form in to neayt piles cleerly labled wib ownerx name*
Okais openz wide.
*scoopity up braynez, tuck, tuckity tuck ebry last bryne sill*
*Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrech onna bran new CHRG (wdoi)*
*Riiiiiiiiiiip extra strnf ducky tape roun an roun an roun*
*tuckity up inna an xtra fllofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
Noa here be steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for wen u can sts up
n some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra stenff.
*tip toe awai*
Fankies MUH!! ai b goin tu bed naow, teh hawt choklite an possums r jus wut ai needs, mmmmm nomnomnomnomnom.
Gud nite nite!!!
O an fanks agin fur teh wunnerful reskew!
u welcome, nighty nite headbonks n happi dreems keep snuggly in ur cheezmap blankie
Wao! Eggsellent reskue, MUH!
*hans MUH a sertificat ob balor n acheebmint inna fais ob much splortage*
fank u 4.5Kitteh it r hard werk but wurf it tew help cheezfrenz
Yash it iz!
Been meening to ask yoo – wut iz ur abatar?
ohai DK!
Luks like a sunset over teh ocean?
yes it r leeza, well dun
Aie tried to chage it but mai new pikkie it r not shewing yet. Big sigh
I like it!
And at least u is able to do one!
I cud never get a pickshure to werk wif teh stoopy WP.
But I don’t mind bein a quilt.
I just hopes they never tries to make us into spongebob karakters again!
I had to reduce teh size ob mai pikture nawt sekund an tat stupi wp crop skware is jest pleh!
dat is/was my problem too!!
Peeps said to keep trying, it wuz just teh hinky, but after a fyoo days I gave up.
WP being difficult.. hoo’da thot??
Ahhhhh crap.
Smuchy faced hakshu kittehs… and rite befor I go tu werk tu!
I hate wen di happen!
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not too wurry teh wholsale splort recubbery is own goin an i gots a pile ob your brains here.
Let me gibs u em bak. U no got time fur hawt choklite???
Hab sum extra caramel filled possums fur the raod
I goes to tak napz nao. Kthxbai!
winkin
blinkin
nod
xtreem zzzzzzzz…
This gets a 1 for the “pwnd”
Kittehs everywhere!
*SPLORT*
DID dangeroos tew yer help afinkso
Kittehs everywhere!
*SPLORT*
My username error…lemme show you it!
*Getz awt the sqwirty boddle, filled to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
*Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
*Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills der air. *Brayn sill perk up. Okais openz wide.*
*scoopity up braynez, tuck, tuckity tuck ebry last bryne sill*
*Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrech onna bran new CHRG (wdoi)*
*Riiiiiiiiiiip extra strnf ducky tape roun an roun an roun*
*tuckity up inna an xtra fllofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
Noa here be steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for wen u can sts up
n some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra stenff.
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*tank CC fur cut n payste*
*glances up from under blankie* Tank u!
Ai hopes to feel bedder soon!
Whew! wii haded sum kyoot kitlets at chuurch todai, sew ai alrebdee haded mai CHRG(wdoi) adn a spair baving cap wif a strap. Ai wus alredde 4 dis 10-poynt splor pikkie. Agin ai sais WHEW!! Nao ai jus hasta kep frum slidinging onna braynes alober teh plass.
Ai changeded my abitar agan fur Fansgibbon – shud change soon. Hope u liek it.
Iza chikin! It wuz sunbaffins wiv a brab& nickers on!
stoopid chikin!!
Yepyep! Stoopee chikin! Aifinksew!
Dis remindz me of da sleepy kitteh on da Colbare Repour.
tew dorable 4 werds…no wander sew mush splortage goin on tewdai
Oh No…!!!! Nawt to look at pictuer… nawt to fink ov fuzzi kettehs, Nawt to … to to… too late…… SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT and SPLORT!
O noes catslave you habbing massive splortage hole on nao dis wont taek lawng;
*Getz awt the sqwirty boddle, filled to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
*Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
*Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills der air. Brayn sill perk up*
*scoopity up braynez, tuck, tuckity tuck ebry last bryne sill*
*Strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrech onna bran new CHRG (wdoi)*
*Riiiiiiiiiiip extra strnf ducky tape roun an roun an roun*
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Aie fink extra protexshun needed too. Here iz sum googles tew keep teh cyoot to a bearbull level
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*tuckity up inna an xtra floofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
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Noa here be steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for wen u can sts up
n some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra stenff.
oh Maggs, taht sownds so nice, it almost make me WANT to splort…
O no needz to splort Leeza.
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*Getz awt the sqwirty boddle, filled to der top wib sparkly bubblol wadder from der Pwincess Mu meadow*
*Sets to gentul mist. Spry spry spry*
*Wonderous smellz of lazy summer daiz filled wid sunshine and lub fills
der air refreshin all dat be neer*
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*tuckity up inna an xtra floofy cheezemap blankiy so u surronded bai all cheezey love*
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*Hands steemy mugs ob hawt choklite wib mrach mallow n choklite sprinkles for all who wants*
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n hab some nommy choklit possums wib caramel to gibs u xtra happi
oooh Maggs.. that’s nice!
I finkso u must have werked at teh NB spa?
If not, and u want a rekkomendation.. let me know!
*sigh of contentmint*
doze kittehs be pretteh uggy if u azk me. onli a mudder culd lub dem!
Dis wai we hab da mudders for lubs wen we haz da ugglees nd nobudee lub us wid r uggee seep facez
u be a meeeenie. dem be toooooo ugly not to be kute.
awwwww, sew cayuute de liddlol smooshy faices! *holdz tite 2 CHRG & adjusts HGGs*
Four kittehs. I’m doomed.
~Splode~
muss…nawt…splortz…*holds hands to sides of hed*
What typ of kittens dese be? They be the kootest!
sorry, that smushed-in face thing ruins it for me.
i always feel like someone putted those poor kittehs heads in a waffle iron.
ooooohhhhhh nooooo it kin of lik pug goggie, they be toooo kute cauze dey ugly.
eh speshull hallow goehz ouit tew thaught soupurr speshull seyxy mehow’n kitteh whooin lycked meh eur furr meh soo earlee uhn caturday..
hee hee! I lub teh little *honkshu* label awn teh lass littel kitteh!
Does kittehs are ugly.
Took the words right out my my mouth.
What kind a kiddas ar day….I fink i wont one. Sry i skipped all lol talk to git heer. I iz jus too sweepy. pweeze hep me find what kind kiddas.
i fink i 2 lat….no one iz heer anymor.
I’d say they’re domestic long-hair Exotics. Prolly li’l mutts.