fashion sense cat springs into action
fashion sense cat springs into action
u mite wantz 2 fix his hair 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: franga
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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First?
Woo hoo! I’ve neva been nawt sekund on ICHC! YAY!
but loravine. Please do nawt think taht we doo nawt welcom yoo just becuz we ar nawt silly brating yur nawt second nawt second. We doo! {{{loravine}}}}}
(wher DUZ teh taim go wehn yoor having fun!) an ai dont think ai’v had moar tahn ten nawt seconds.
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Itz just taht we hav a custom heer about teh tawp spot. Ai’ve bin comminting fur moar than a yeer
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Itz becuz of teh dredded “brayne freeze.” Menee ov us suffur gratelee frum it. It’s wehn yoo see teh “no commint” an tern to stoan an cannawt thing ov enething, let aloan sumthing clever!
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But it iz too eezee to just say “First.” An taht iz wai we frown awn it. An becuz it iz so hard, we celery brate thoz who CAN do it wif danses ov an joi – an maybee eben parties!
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Az Ambercat so wizelee sayed – next taim just trai harder to think ov sumthing funnee an pikchoor relayted!
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But we still welcom yoo moast hartily to ar happee band ov cheezpeeps.
Wow. Condescending much? And in lolspeak, no less. Your mother must be
so proud.
Wow. Late much? Yor parole officer must be so prowd.
Wow. Passive / Aggressive much? Your therapist must be so proud.
Hey! Wait!
Wut?
**goez back tew making notes in journal**
Awn teh list – Capricon
*Pawzez recorder – Pat?*
Naw, hermz iz awn mai side.
*Pushes button awn recorder.*
**Continues tew write manifesto against “The Goat.”**
U gots it…teh wit, teh funneh, teh clebber…u gots it awl and moar.
Why…well…hello.
Ai feel suddenly feel like John Nash>
Fanky Pat! *schmoo*
fank u, jch4k. But if u sai 1st after u say sumthin funneh, duz it still count?
Loravine, if yu is a reglar reeder/poster tehnyu wud kno it is jenrully considerd bad form to juss yell “First” – nekst tym, tri to make som funni, witti or odder commet, relevunt to teh oikchur. Tehn yu will be rewarded wiv drinkees an dansees. Juss sayin.
amber – ai laiks teh werd “oikchur”
wud be good fur lolpigs!
awlso occyoopayshunl hazzasrd ob tie-pin wiv teh lawng finger nayuls!
>snikkerz<
hah! meh ez zecond naut yew! dhat chat is ghud taste! i knho cuz i ate hem
Dis nawt teh 60’s anymoar!
Wai Wordmess no ‘member me? Gah!
Hippee, cut yer hare.
leest hims nawt bald awn tawp an STILL doin teh poneetayul a teh bak!
Hee hee! Dat’s such a sillee luk!
aie gree! make em look like defroked munk, ifin munks r frokked ina furst plaise……. i goes sit in cawner n drinkk cawfee til mai brain comes awnline… ooo dawts
Yup! Mens taek noet: Wen yur hayrs start to go, teh oenly luk taht werks is teh JeanLucPicard luk. Trust me awn tihs!
Meak it so nummer wun!
ai duz like teh JLP look on balding guys
but ai iz enuf of an old hippee to laik tihs look if teh guy has a lotta hair, which it looks laik he duz…
sigh…
mai last boifren was two lowng ago…
I agreez wif you. I iz old efuff to tink I likes his hair–an kitteh agreez wif us!
If it didnt wurk for Ben Franklin, it wont wurk for yu.
Heestorically, jus to sai, y’know, apparently it did wurks fer Ben Franklin. Quite teh ladies man, old Ben wus. Even wen he waz da old dude.
That hayr wiv tohse shoos? Wun ob tehm HASTA go!
Dis man him needs maekober
kitteh iz little known sixth member of teh “Fab 5″
in charg ov takin strait guy down a peg or too
He be Carson kitteh
Dis hooman nedz productz, let meh show u it.
>snerk<
sorri i fawt it wus a burds neist
*snerk*
It dus luk lyk tehre cud be lyf-forms, hydin in tehre!
Ewwwww do NAWT want
Iz plane dat kitteh sawd da spider noms in der for to catches to haz snackee treetz.
Yep, yep. I sees teh baldy spot yoo tryin’ to hides under der.
it be niyce dat u points it awt to ebrybuddy
Can ai hitch ride on ur mane?
It’s a portable kitteh pie
he he were do it keep teh pontiee endz?
Kitteeh be zhozhing de do
has 4 ‘combs’ dat can be used all at wunce
I Can Seriously RelateTo This Photo.
Not Only Does The Subject Look like Me.
He Has The Same Hairstyle As Me.
He Has The Same Hair Colour As Me.
And He Has A Beautiful Domineering White “Kitteh”.
Just Like Me.
Cheers Glen.
Ohai Glen
sew u saying dis IZu
ohai glen
>looks bashfully at glen wif shy smile<
o rly.
can i take you home, Glen?
ai seed him furts, donkee!!!
ruh roh
no rut roh
aiz jest sayin…
{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}
Involuntary debreefin in 3…2…1…
That’s one heck of a wedgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
O deer, sir ur hayre iz sew brittle (an nawt in de gud peanutty wai) ai suggezt u tri diz jojoba condeeshuner an lao off de blow dryin, otay?
Aie heeers peanut brittle? sew dat what teh Kitteh is luking fur!
peanut brittle iz awesum & win but ai nawt sure ai wud wan anee iffen kitteh finz it in dere!
kitteh hair v’s hoomun hair wich wun is cleenist u fink
Kitteh shoz hooman hau to groomz self wid scratchee toung
thirty weight, mebby 10W-30 for winter.
good kitteh!
playin “annoi teh turist”
Dat sawns liek good gayme
*sits on tawp of local turst traction n waytes, n waytes, n waytes n wayte, n waytes*
Ai gess teh krysler bilding mebbe wasunt such a gud choyse…!
good gayme mai lowcal turst trackshun iz maul ob merika
*stops an finks*
uh oh………
errr myne is teh fishin heritige centre n tey doNAWT let kittehs in – can u belieb dat! teh hugemanitee!
mai local turist trakshun is a traffik junkshun!
*snerk*
u comes to liuk n can’t find wai awt!!!! it r teh bermooda tryungle ob TTI!!!!
tehre is sum peeps still goin rowndanrowndanrownd form wen it wus furst bildid! Ai trys to bild up maksimum velossity so it sits me owt – Ai has seen parts ob toun Ai neber knu eggsisted, juss to get awai form Teh Majik Rowndabout!
Ai can hardlee WAYTE to see it!
They don’t allow kitties? Outrageous! Sacrilege! Discrimination! A lawsuit waiting to happen!
*swims away muttering*
Ijustdon’tknowwhatthisworldiscomingto,notallowingkitties,disgraceful!
well it nawt liek tehy gib awai freee saampuls so aie aint bovvered
WUT?? Iz disgrace! Rite in frunt ov bilding iz water fountain skulpture ov noble kitteh skooping salmon out ov waterfall wif mighty paw!
Or did I imajin that? Hmm…
old as dirt
cheep as chips
confoozed as … a confoozled purrrson
stikkee az a wikket
Birdee da wordee
Askooze me, no ponytales
Unless u iz pony
Cat has good cat sense!
OOOO! Bargain hunt ref ! FTW!
My toddler pointed at this pic and said “Pirate.”
Clever toddlur, I must say! Give teh toddler sum chocklit 4 being attentive and notissing fings. Kthxbai.
Being that it’s the day after Halloween and we’re in North America, there is plenty o’ chocolate to be had in da house!
ican haz a cheeseburger
go fashion sense cat!!
Wods rong wid demz harez? Ordinery hows cat is juz jellaz of long golden mane!
Niidz sum TAME. Mos def.
I iz on ur roofs, stealin ur hairs.
lovelys
tihs toupee wil come rite off…
oh oops sry
deh cat uv cutnhess ihs sho fashinuhbilalty!
ifinkso, at teh groshree store, on Seenyur Diskownt Dayz, tehy shuld say taht gennlemanz wif bald heds an long gray ponytayls an ladees wering toob tops are not elibijle for teh seeyur diskownt. duznt seem fayr to take ekonomnomnomonik advantij ob being 60 wile dressing like yore 18.
And teh ninja kitteh strik from below
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2369160
Sum uv us desprit hooman girleez tink dat guy is kinda hawt, ackshully, zo dont mess up hiz hair too much, kthxbai.
Yu call dat a hairstyle?!
In dat outfit?!!
Hunnee, yous gotta has a makeover, stat!
Oh Lawdy, what a hottie. What’s he need a makeover for? He’s gorgeous already!
Boooo. Gud capshun but is bootiful hare.