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No one took to mind that polar bears don’t read
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Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
congarcongarats on nawt sekund
Conga Rats On Ice! Whee, zoomzoom, …slideyslideyslide-Boomph! slideyslideyslide-Boomph!
Yer on a roll tuday, catslave! Drinksies?
He did not slip. He’s laughin off his ass to whoever posted that sign.
aww man. i finally thought i would be first.
pls 2 nawt b usin teh “f” wurd.
“nawt-sekkund” oar “furvest frum last” iz prefurred.
oh, an pls 2 say sumfin clebber (iz nawt very fun oar innerestun 2 reed about ordinal numberz).
oar else polah bayer will eet u.
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
aaaaaan jus bout as clebber az yur nawt-sekkund commint.
first comment!
naow, whut did ai just say??
Ak2ally him iz sliding dwn teh hill on hims back
him luuks liek him habbing PHUN!!!
ai do NAWT hab dis much phun wen teh snow adn eyce bisits us in snow countree, Noo Yawk!
Loss of Dignity, u haz it!
Notice how it sez “don’t” not “can’t”.
U axe me, teh bare had it coming.
yu has teh same upinyun uv bares as yu duz uv peepul then? warn them, then laff bekuz they didnt bother to pay attenshun to the warning?
Iz verre cler dat bare reject hiz emucashuns nd must nau lurn frum miztaks
souns laik our prezent prezindent
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iz teh idear uv Schadenfreude – laff @ teh owcheez uv uddurz cuz dey nawt b u.
…
*Ophelia wakz in2 uh bar cuz shi nawt paiin teh attenshunz* Ow! *Peepz gigglol*
Dis baar just don’t wantz 2 reads. Mebbe if he applied hmself he not be on backz in da snoz.
wut if teh bare had a reedin disorder liek slidexslyia wen him wuz lernin to reed- tellin him to apply hisself is the meenest thing a teecher cud doo!
such a frase is nawt even in my vocbularee assa teecher…
Dis wud be a sadnes den. Mebbe da captioner misunderstood photo. Mebbe bare on spring brake and workz way thru kollig and hiz ebil frenz take dis foto to emBAREss himz after he haz too many drinkinz in him on first nite out.
Den too, how cn bare read sine dat is faces away frum him? dis not hiz faults
*watches dis unfolding scene, wiff a strange unease*
Me, too, Donkey. Mai ? is why do tehy need a ice sine where plolar baers live? Duzzin it go wiffowt sayin?
Dis be a strange. Ai haz a confuz. Dis bare be havin a happy dat he cud be stoppin fore he hit da sine der. Wud be most painful
iz most prolly pikshur tayken in Churchill, Canadia, wher teh polah bayers congre… konerg… get togevver every yeer waytin foar Hudson Bay 2 start 2 freeze over, so’s tehy kan go seel huntin.
ai iz gonna go teher sumdae 2 seez tehm. iz wun uv mai “fings 2 do b4 ai die”.
*AI HAZ AN OUCHIE*
Mebbe dis bare wurks wai for kolleges by posin for inaproprate pix nd is unwarz for da sines and haz da wurreez dat da mudda bare cud seez it. U can seez dat bare tri to be modest nd cubbr up da notty partz.
I can see teh commershul now:
“Bares Gone Wild”
woooo-hooooooo
Lolz
Must b all dem Cokez…
fawst fawwziee aww poah beawy
That bear ain’t right.
Got DAT rite.
Oopsie daisy!
“my bak! my bak! help me sumbuddy! help me up!”
dat hoppen too me wen i wur a kidlet, walkin too skool in teh wintur.
Yase, I had to walk dat mile to school in teh snow.
I wur all bundulled up like Randy in Chrissmus story and fell down in the road and cuddun get up.
I yelled and yelled and none ub dem @#$%$%ers came to halp me. I wur MAD>
Got to school late and dummuss Guidance lady gabe ME teh look. ME! I nebbur
ebbur lied bowt nuffin.
Made me MAD.
*looks arown*
**crickets**
/trots off….
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}
Wun of dose sitchumayshuns war puttin yur arms daon wen yoo get to skewel duzzent halp?
poo…can u reword dat? my brain r spazzing… :/
Suntimes ders an itch ware yew jest caint reech it by any udder meffod.
nawtis how teh but mak sadfec.
Snowanjlbeer!
“I’ve fallen and I cant reach my beer!”
ohai BDm, dontcha meen coke??
howz the rerites goin?
Waal, ai sed beer as a punni awn bear…
Da rerites: Dey be pleh. Butt ai m dooding dem aneewai. Akshually, won ub dem is dun, and ai be happi wif.
Hao u be, leeza-b? U hab a happi dai?
Yah, happy!
I took all teh kittens to their noo homes, and then hiked with sum frenz. It was a byootiful day for a hike 2! Perfekt fall weather wif teh leeves all purty.
YAY! Grate hiking an kittehs too noo homes… wot butter dan gibben da lubs away!
*shellfishlee*
keeping dem!
but I alreddy has my quota of kittehs.
sorry leeza, I passed out for 2 1/2 hrs or so. I leaned my head back in the chair to compose the opening for the story, and the next thing I’m aware of is peeps saying food’s almost gone.
iz otay stajhanddan
ai be keepin leeza enermatained. Ewe needed u sleepi
thanks, beer’s on me. maybe the toy-pistol kept’er entertained for a bit.
sew we haz nawt had teh storreeeetellin????
*hmmmm wunders iffn ai shud pop sum corms*
maybe after load-out tonight? it’ll be kinda late, but not stoopid late.
I has no reply to this that wudn’t get me sent to teh NB.
Sounds like the NB is da fun plas to beh …
I can goes too? I brings lots of martoonies and da tequlias dat makes us to have da happy feels
and that’s stopped you when?
well if I don’t take myself in h-
sheesh, doin it again.
*ahem*
I has to try and maintain SUM dekorum.. every onse in a wile.. just to prove that I can.
how late is ‘not stoopid late’?
yesh wut means stoopi layte???
3-5am, that’s stoopid late
we should have these folks pack and on der way before 1 am, but estimates have bitten me before.
hmmm.. not that we don’t want a storee, but wot wif u passin out in ur chare and all… r u shure u wanna stay up tonight? U don’t need to go home and get ur beauty sleep? We cud try again tomorrow if ur wiped out..
probably gonna sleep heer…………again, the drive this morning was nearly my last.
yesh we can!!!
uh oh. dat’s not gud, not gud atall.
drivin wif sleep deprubashun can be az bad as dribin drunk!!! plz tew be carefullllll!!!
Uh- just okkurred to me- ifinkso ur 1 am is 2 am for me.
Soooo… dat’s a teensie bit past my bedtimes.
If u wants to go ahead I’ll read it in teh am.
Or, if u wants to try tomorrows… I still has my costoom.
U shud see it. I managed to merge teh piratey wench wif teh skoolgirl. Itz quite….. something.
aifinkso t’will be tew layte fur me agin………….. sew mebbe we can puts it onna bak burner an wayte anudder day or sew
okays… I fink he must be doing teh brake down, or load out, or ….sumthing werkish.
Iz hedded to bed… I’ll czech back here in teh am to see if there’s a storee, or if we will be trying door number 3.
Nite jamama, Dan, cween, BD’s m, Phillipe… and teh rest of teh whirled!
*schmoo*
ni ni Leeza b! happi sleepeze!
oh noes! well if u was that tired then u needed it Dan.
no need to ‘pologize.
u can always start now.. or we can hear it an otter time!
ohai leeza………plz tew luk at mai lols fur free pix ob our cheezmeet tewdai..wuz teh fun!!!
oh how waz it?? Hoo did u meet, anyone besides Cheez and Tofu?
I’ll try to luk, but sometimes my home ‘puter has a slow on teh profiles.
der wuz ten ob us!!! ai had nebber meeted innyofem before tewdai sew ai guess yew cud sai ai meeted 9 peeps
GCHLoki
LyP
Yesplis (grammawearsgreenshoes dotter)
Seattle3yk
Kibblesmom
Tookatze
Cheez
Tofu
(LyP’s hubby)
whoa, looks like a cool meeting, muchly fun. yay!!
wuz berry fun……… lots ob lols
we awl had teh gud website talkin….. cheez wuz splainin sum ob teh plans dey haz an will be good stuffs tew an we shared sum ob our druthers…. like bein able to put our frens in order (aifinkso teh cweenie wud like dat)
troolee wuz awesum – der wuz peeps who mostly stays on yahoo cheezfrens site, peeps who jus messij on teh profyle pages and den sum odders of us who commint on ichc……. awl diffrent perspecshuns…….. lol
I’d b happy just tu b able to seeing awl mai frenz!!!
I haz a giant jellus dat u gotted tu meeting deh Cheezmeister. 
lukz like u hadded deh gud time. Will wii eber reelee git deh commint voting burgerz bak??
yesh we can……… an we can haz our commints on our profyles… an we can haz searchin awl teh lolpiks/nawt jus frunt page wuns…….ummm ummm der’s more
an we tawked bout teh cween wif awl teh frens!!! cheez sed he counts on yew tew take awl teh feechurs an see if yew can bork demz!!!
But, but, but, …. i duzn’t want borkt!!!
I wantz fixt!!!!!
.
(sry i wuz gone fur a bit …. i had a peep tu
putting on deh map…)
aifinkso it’s yer puter or yer innnerweb probider……… ai can luks at awl yer pages……… duzznt finkso iz ichc tissue/issue
will be interesting wen dey makes it sew we can puts our frens in alfa order or sumfin iffn it will affect how many yew can see……
Wen I b on WIFI, it b ok. Wen I b on mai Hughes Net, it b borkt. No idea wai. Evverthing else b ok. but sum profilez I can’t see at awl.
Well. bedtyme here. hitting deh road in deh morning. Nite awl..
cweenie, izzit still dat yew can onlee see teh nawt second page an teh last wun??
otay, dribes carefully an we will find out wair yew iz tewmorrow nite!!
ni ni cween mj! happi sleepeze tu u, an saf trabels
ohhh, teh polah bayer wuz reedin just fyne… he’z bin watchin fur teh isye fur MUNFS!! itz finalee heer!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!
Ossim, tessm!! Hez habbin a fun, ifinkso!!
Did he eeting ur abatar, 2minions?
no moreglobal warming?? bear haz happitail!!
Polar bare can has happitail? I no can see tail at all…
Butt (LOL, 2M sed butt) I agreez wif u – nomore global warmin be happitayl for awl ov us.
Agweed! (LOL 2M sed butt!)
oh yesh – him hab liddle stumpy tayl liek mai kaliko Manx kitteh Tira, adn her haz happytayls awl teh tyme!! mayks mii lol tew see her liddle stumpy tayl wiggle – iz rilly KYOOT!!
U gibs me a happy – I goes to Seeapple next Caturday to visit my siscat. 2 litlol girlcats own her an wun is a Manx – so I will watch for happitayl stumpy wiggles!!!
DON’T or CAN’T?
oh, pololar bear is having teh fun. why bother with walking, when yew can sliiiiiiiiiiiiiide???
Why hello Phillipe!
How are you this evening?
Up to anything interesting?
Good evening to you, too.
I have been busy,
alas, too busy to make it here very often.
But often, my thoughts wander back to Cheezeland…. ooh, dots….
It’s good to see you too!
I am unable to be here often myself. My… access has been restricted to nights and weekends. *sigh*
I have had to take on a new persona for daytime.
And it’s not nearly as professional as I would like.
yew mean that yer werk-related restricshuns have led to an increase in DID? wut is yer daytime persona?
or would yew have to kill me if yew tellz me?
Ohai Fleep. U sed knock when Ai can has my bloo naem song.
Knock, Knock
Iz heer
ohai WRR … there is being a noutbreak of blooness tonite. Here’s a song fer yew (and any other cheezfrenz that happens along) to enjoying:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R8NjNkFbxs
Oh that’s not restricted informations.
I am now ’skwirrlgrrl’ during the day.
If you, or anyone at D’Beaker Labs could explain why I am not able to post as one person from one computer, but am able to from another… I would love to hear it!
But personally, I just think WP has a giant stoopy.
hmmm. lets me see.
*checks d’Beaker Labs list of research projects*
braine reanimashuns
subatomic particles
mathymatics
pololar bears
meaning of lifes
saving teh whirled from evil plots
time travel
…..
nope, we duzzn’t has anything nearly smart enuf to figure out WP. That’s reely complicated.
.
Ai has no idee why it should work from one computer and not another. But ai’ll keep an eye out for skwirrlgrrl.
Heer…ai helps youz….
meaning of lifes = 42!
“WP has a gian stoopy” — dat a gibben, aifinxo!
Oh hai, Fleep!! wii haz a noobee oar 2 wif bloonessess, but i fergitting deh namez.
adn witch fredz dey b on. I tolding dem tu asking u fur a prezzee 
kuz i noez u lubz deh blooz. So don b sprized if sumwun askingz u fur a bloo giftee.
butt ai *still haz* mai bloo! Wii cud sillibrate dat wif Phillipe! Ai thunked eet wz sooo nis ub him to gib me Dean Martin singinging bloo moon!
ohai … glad you liked the tune. And, of course, teh blooness can be celebrated anytime
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h7icIRP5MQ&feature=related
Fanx, Phillipe!
Buddy Guy iz teh win & awesum!!
ohai and thankyew … ai has had the bizzy recently, and ai keeps finding teh nooly bloo peeples too late, when they has gone frum teh thred, so ai hopes that they will ask me fer teh award when they sees me. Becuz ai am always glad to sillybrate wif the new folks.
Ai b a noobee wif bran noo blooness tudai! An ai treid tu follw struchins sos mai speshul sno-kitteh pikshur iz heer, doan nao yet if werkd. An ai nawt bloggitd ennifing yet.
Awl dis tiems, ai thottd ai wuz de onliest hoomin naoin’ dat teh kittehs toks dis wai, an ai has a beeeg happee wif ICHC an so menny cheezpeeps! Y, heer ai r pratikly noarml ……… wel ok, mebbe ‘noarml’ stil b strekchin a bits …..
Mebbe plolar bare lieks dansin teh wiggl dans lien down? Dats hao mai kittehs doo it.
Dats not mai sno-kitteh. [big sigh] Mebbe neks tiem.
Well!! Hello nicewitch,
The blooness is to be celebrated. In honor of yer newly blooness, here is an appropropopoporioatly bloo musical selection:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZwB54YZivE
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enjoy !!!!
ohai NW……… it can take a day or tew fur teh abatar tew shows up…. so iffn you jus did it jus tew be payshunt!
welcome tew our liddel cheezy whirld!! lots ob peeps bees berry halpful sew if yew has qweschuns jus ask away!!!
happy lolling!!
Welkum to cheezwurld, nicewitch! Gud 2 c u! And ai can see a snowkitteh nao, but it is awlreddy a day latur.
Bear down, bear down, naow breeve…
OMG Im laffin so hard!!! Dis baer is habbin baer bebbies. Nuttin tu do wit da sign!!! Push push… ok nao take a cleansing breath…
ROTFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@@@@!!!
Is it just me or does his rear end look like an unhappy lolcat?
AH KIN REED JUS FINE FANKOO!!!
TEH SINE SEZ … UMMMMMM
LOOKOWT!!! A MOOSESES!!!
*runs awai*
DONT JUST STAND THERE LAUGHIN AT ME!!!!! HELP ME UP!!!!!
Sez the baer den waits fer tasty meal to come up tu halp hims. Dis mean ole baers way of playin possim tu get tasty baer fud
*fuds (cheezfrend) komes up 2 bare-shaypt possum*
“It B wite-cholklate possum, aifinkso”
*bare jumps up, chases fud-purson*
*fud/persen skreems*
*bare katches persin, gibs beeeeggg bare hug*
Mebee I hazza deth-wish
or mebee I’z jess silleh
but I havvan irrezistabul urge
to snorgle tihs baers’ belleh!
I kno himz gottem pointy enz,
I kno himz not gunna purrs,
I kno himz thinkin I em fud,
but I wunt mai face in tohse furrs!
U mite be in da bellie stead of snorglin teh outside uv da bellie
Dems cute baers but nuttin Id wanna tangle wit.
Jenniffur, ai inbite u to C mah floofy-belli kitteh Buddy in mah pkchores. U welkum to snorgle himz belli! Him purrs! An him noez ets u!
ohai Jenniffurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
izza FABULUS pome!! ai lurrrves it!!!11!!
mai thots egzacklee!!!
wherz teh snorgle snorkle wiv extry bayer protekshun??
*walkz pazt sin nd slipz* *fals on bck*
HALP! I’z falls, nd cn’;t git up!!
(Ai cannut beeleif dat nooone esle siad dat)
((Bear with me a bit, I’m still learning how to speak like this))
lulz…ai jst relized teh funneh there….”‘bear’ with me”…
i can has pun?
u can haz *heddesk*!
howz taht?
Ai alreddie has dat….
We will bear, kitteh, goggie and pig wif u, no mattur how u speak or write. k? As lawng as u don’t get draconic on me…
lol thanx….
*desi….disid…..choozes nawt 2 breeth fir on yew*
Aww, would’ya look at that, the bear’s drunk again…
NIIIIIICE!!! Great comment!!!!
wunse tehre wuz a bare whoo cud tayke it oar leev it alone…
(james thruber, ennywun? fables foar owr times?)
Kthx
Sign seyz watch for ice. nawt say enyfing about ice has a slippery
bear’s gunna has allfull butt burn…
Polol Bear watciz ice very clowzleeee……….
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sorree, ai has teh eerwurm
“freefallin nao im freefallin..”
whew
past it on just in time…
well, dat bear gonna hav a cold but
bare be slip slidin’ awai!
Ai luv dis pixure, ai maid alol wif it a wile bak, butt gotta admitz ai lyke dis wun bedder dan myne!
How does a ploar bear know what letters are?
Photoshop, iz doing it quite wll akshully…
it ok
lol weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sweet little polar bear is about to get 4 nuts..