Comments on: Dear Cheeseburger Jerks,

By: Erica(t)

Erica(t) — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:37:11 +0000

The OTHER felines are using small words to be certain that humans will understand them… duh.

By: sk8ergirl

sk8ergirl — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:29:22 +0000

Nobody has speaked fur quite a wile now, aktualy. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By: brittani

brittani — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:22:25 +0000

dat kitteh be a jerk! cheezburgers ppls like us created him so if it wernt fer us, he wuldnt be heer!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:55:29 +0000

You first.

By: megan

megan — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 15:38:31 +0000

STOP TALKING LIKE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: qwertyzzz18

qwertyzzz18 — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:34:34 +0000

non-lolspeaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: prittykitty525

prittykitty525 — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:10:11 +0000

check out ma awesome picz if dey go on or add me haha lolz

By: Yuritau

Yuritau — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:07:59 +0000

I agree completely. The constant lolspeak usually detracts from the otherwise decent captions.

By: %F^*&G^%V&B%RTcdft∂®†∂¥†®§∞¢„ﬂﬁ›‡‹›57

%F^*&G^%V&B%RTcdft∂®†∂¥†®§∞¢„ﬂﬁ›‡‹›57 — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 06:40:53 +0000

plz check dis out nd reeplyy 2 meh…..happycat has sent u a email about ur kittehs complaynnt

//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2513173

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:55:02 +0000

LOL! @@@@@!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:44:21 +0000

Deer Caghs,

Was u dropped on ur hed alot when u was a kitten?

AbbyTabby

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:41:05 +0000

Deer Caghs,

U is sure now that u see a kitteh? U is not looking at kitteh pic on icanhascheezburger or something? Yes? U is shure?

Ok, then let’s address ur sekkond isshoo. If ur hoomin wifholds feedings and pettings and snorglings merely because they is teh annoyified, then U IS IN TEH DANGERS!!!11!1 U needs to find noo hoomin ASAP who is not a sap. AbbyTabby suggests that u update teh informations on ur microchip file to show teh address of a cat-lurving hoomin (axe around in ur nayborhood), then go outside and wander around until somebuddy finds u, scans u and returns u to ur noo, better home.

Mabye they will gives u a noo name, also. One that doesn’t sound like ur horking up a hareball.

AbbyTabby

By: Caghs

Caghs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:32:30 +0000

Dear Abby,
Who be teh hansom kitteh luking back at me? Why she no wanna say hai?

By: Buddy_Ditzmores_mom

Buddy_Ditzmores_mom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:26:10 +0000

U waz spozed to beh breakin da hoomans’baluable braekable stuphf, aifinxo…

Nawt breakin ur baluable stufph nexx tiem…

By: Caghs

Caghs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:24:56 +0000

I no can has sleepies. Not so gud on teh tinking thing right naos

By: Caghs

Caghs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:22:57 +0000

I annoy teh hoomin, dey no feeds me. How to open noms myself?

*looks in mirror, is cat*

By: Caghs

Caghs — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 17:21:13 +0000

Dear Abby,
Tankings u fur teh advises. Teh vowlable techneek wurked, and I got teh noms. Much tanks!

U neeglek negluct nuglict no did menshun not to be braking teh fud dish tho, has no bowl to noms from nao …

By: trinity0723

trinity0723 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:30:02 +0000

lolspeak mus nawt be 2 bad. iz endorsed by thinkgeek overlords. stuff for smart masses!!! and we iz the smart masses.

By: dipy911

dipy911 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:50:01 +0000

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

By: Sekhmet

Sekhmet — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:18:33 +0000

WIN!!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:41:07 +0000

Fantastic!

I live the whole idea of LOLCats, and many of the jokes, but the grammar (or lack thereof) always throws me off. It was cute at first, when the cat in the pic is a kitten doing something silly, but it got old fast – the jokes are usually so much funnier by themselves, without the “extra cutesyfying” of the stupid spellings.

By: GiselasMom

GiselasMom — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:37:58 +0000

Yessh, one of the funniest captions yet.

By: rachel

rachel — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:11:31 +0000

dats funny but i dont understand half of it

By: catamist

catamist — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 17:33:47 +0000

I’m with E!! Oh geez, I LOVE THIS ONE! LMAO!!!! Major Kudo’s to the submitter!

By: jimbo

jimbo — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:42:58 +0000

wishkey it is den

By: Pat

Pat — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:20:25 +0000

Wells, me kinda wikes da LOLTawlk…it am an indulgenz fer da stoopid hoomans! Dont meen kats r dumb! U kuld luk at it dis way, it meens kats r SMART enuff to tawlk 2 langwejess….LOLTawlk anna real talk. It am all in funz!
But dat am jest mine opinyun.

By: Sodabowski

Sodabowski — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:59:21 +0000

dis kitteh iz teh dyslexic

By: E

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:37:49 +0000

I LOVE this one! Absolutely. HATE “LOLspeak” and generally have to “translate” to something intelligible before I find the humor. Now, if it were DOGS, I could understand. But cats are clearly too intelligent for this degradation.

By: divakitty123

divakitty123 — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:48:23 +0000

Whee…..so much funz! Ai lukked de otter day and nuttin happnd wif the light switch..now is message from McCain! And de paper shredder is noo too!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:37:23 +0000

nom nom nom, stn!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:36:34 +0000

an we likes it dat wai!! yew haz lots ob udder websites yew can goes tew if you has a problem hyer… or yew can stay…wutebber yew want

jus be nice

By: Craig

Craig — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:32:24 +0000

This seems to be the truth!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:09:10 +0000

mite be more eeezier tew point outz wut is rite!!

By: Werdycnan

Werdycnan — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:55:32 +0000

yesh, plz! lolz!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:53:29 +0000

Oh, PLEASE do!!!!!

By: Emily

Emily — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 01:18:07 +0000

That cat means business.

By: barbapappa

barbapappa — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 00:27:20 +0000

Seriously, this is.. the best one EVER!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:19:38 +0000

And they do other even more disgustomundo things. And we don’t like them.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:50:05 +0000

(Cogent Cat’s other browser tab is his submission to I Has a Hot Dog)

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:49:09 +0000

could be a Lappy 486

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:22:03 +0000

Sum wun axed hao awld is ‘[uter n picture.
It liuiks liek mien. Iz dat bad?
Ai goin awt wf goggie, she deserbes it. Butt Ai leabin Gloria hheer wif ‘puter. Ai iz nawt resp riss rspb 2 g 2 blame 4 whut shee mite sai.

By: Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits

Haz Viki, Gloria; angelwaits — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:04:25 +0000

LOL! Sew gglad mai kitteh iz not reedinz dese!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:32:09 +0000

Oh noes! I fins it! I hadz 2 meks pikshur bigger on mai interwebs. Nau haz mor fun tings to play wid nd knocks ober! Nau I tinks meh had tiny branz for minnit.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:27:46 +0000

Good thing u is not a rifle, then!

By: floydfan

floydfan — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:25:07 +0000

tis not original?

By: big-gladys

big-gladys — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:21:36 +0000

Yessiree, u r awl bloo nao adn wii can awl be ur frends adn sea ur lolz. Nao u can add a pishor oar abatar 2.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:16:03 +0000

I wud hidz unner da soffa namd joe!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:10:37 +0000

YAY !!! Da cheezburgerz r here!!!! Wer day at???

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:08:06 +0000

W00t!1 w00t!! Negst tyme u b seeing Phillipe d’beaker, telling him u b deh gnulee bloo adn he will hazzing a prezee fur u!! Fleep haz deh fishul bloonezz selabratory awardz.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:02:30 +0000

Yay, yu having teh blooness!!!!! *dansdans*