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Dear Cheeseburger Jerks, While I enjoy your enchanting photos of attractive felines, I deeply resent your continued implication that said felines are fundamentally incapable of cogent communication.
i concur. i have no idea why those cats are speaking in that language.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: bobjones
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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P.S. D0gz dR00L!11!
So solo nawt sekuund for yew, LCB! Happy Caturday – how may we serb your drinkee needs?
Martoonie? Ore hottie choklit?
Yes, plz!
Um, ackshully, I is havening coffee so perhaps we could make it Irish?
*fills out applications for Irish citizenship*
If it ain’t brough-in, don’t fixit.
Erin go lol!
Erin go braugh( less )
moar comfy…& doesn’t need de-briefing flewid
o hai LCB, cormgratchewlaces awn teh tawp spot!
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*nokks bak sum wisky, an den taeks dellikit sip ub koffy*
O hai, moe! Glad to C u!
*has a whisky, then a coffee, then starts singing sentimental tunes*
ohhhh danneeeeee boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Teh pipes, teh pipes is leaking
From wall to wall, and down teh other side…
jus wair iz joe teh plummmmmerrerrr wen we needs him???
Nice callback, Joe teh jamamakitty!
ahem, hyeerrrrrrrrr we cawls dem shout outs!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Joe teh shout out.
Joe teh callback.
joe teh idiut……. wif teh udder idiuts
is a stoopee gimmick
I no unnerstandz this Joe the Plumber buziness
whose opinion is that supposed to sway
oh yesh……….hooo gibs a rats putoot wut him finks……or dat chickie on teh vyooo…… laik ai iz impreshed wif der superior finkin????? NAWT
Eben in lolspeak, Ai fink shud be “wiskey” fur teh Oirish bevvy…
wishkey it is den
Conga Ratz (in skeeree Halloween costyooms – tehy staid up awl nite!) dansing out fur yoo now, lcb!!
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An mai ai joyne yoo in teh Irish cawfee??? I’m 1/4th Irish rite frum teh git go! (D’yoo laik mai Mavrikee folksee speek?? Bringin it out just fur yoo!!)
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An – lukkit that! A #6 kitteh troll awn teh frunt page. HOOO wudda thunk it!
O hai, there, Joe teh Janet! How u is?
O, I likes ur folksee speek, u betcha. Darn tootin’.
BTW, has u seed this? U hasta click on stuff in teh room. Vry funny. U can click on some stuff moar than oncet and something diffrent happens. Warning: some of teh stuff behine teh door is loud and vry graphic.
http://www.palinaspresident.us/
Oh Joe teh locatburglar, wher did yoo FIND that!!!
Yet anuther thing ai hav tosend to ebreewun ai know!! LOL!!
yes. verree grafik. Nawt fur teh faynt ov hart.
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ai’ve bin there fur at leest elebenty minnits kliking awn ebreething in site!
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An teh door! OMCC!
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An teh dinosaur marching past! An teh hiddne ryful. SOOO much to find.
*hint to ebreewun* click on EBREEthing multipul taims!! There ar amaziing treshures hidden ebreeware!
Someone sended that a few weeks ago. They adds something noo every day so be sure to check back.
Kewl! No was riffel wen I look teh uter dai, is kewl!!! Tanks yoo so muchly!!!
Whee…..so much funz! Ai lukked de otter day and nuttin happnd wif the light switch..now is message from McCain! And de paper shredder is noo too!
not so gud to luk while nomming *blech*
o mai, dat be teh funneh! did yew notiss dat wen teh site iz loadin, teh klokk goez bakwurds? LOLz!!!!! 10Q fur shaerin, LCB!
Kewl!!! Did nut nowtes taht
Ohai Joe teh Moe! LOL!!!!!!
! Ai’ll hav to go bak an spend yet anuther elbenty minnits lukin at it!
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NOE!!! A dint see that!!
Clock no goes fur elebenty minutes, only goes for elebenty seconds. My noo fevverit words is elebenty, btw
ohai lol the cat burglar……….. ai saw dis cuppla weeks ago tew……but dint noes dey wuz updaytin it……… lol, lurve teh shredddderer
ohai j teh pak……… ai likes mai hedlines!!
Oh hai, jamamama deh kitty!! u b reddy fur
deh frommage a troiz tuday?????????
oh noes………. fanks fur remembrin me………. ai beddar gets inna shower n gets dressed n gets munnies n oh noes…….teh time is gettin awai frum me
*runs round n round nerbussleeeeeee*
oh ai noes, mayweee teh sp always sez…….. breeve, just breeve……..
breeve in (hold it) breeve out
breeve in ………………..(ad nauseum)
teh kittehs nawt get nerbuss…
tehy iz alwayz teh kool an relaksed, sew u cud tri 2 b a kitteh!
breef in, breef out, sleep, eat, sleep summore, lik lik lik, repeet.
lik lik, chew onna majinary fleeee, lik like, hurl, eet, lik lik, choo choo
No, no, du not has deh ad nauseumz. frowing up deh hed cheez wud not b gud. Just stik tu deh breeving.
….. in goez deh gud heirz …….
…… out wif deh bad heirz…….
oooh ai gots a hairz stukktid in mai froat!!! hack hack, ptoooooooey!!!
aifinkso frowing up teh hedcheez wud nawt mayke much differuns. to the hedcheez, ennyway. pleh! ppleh!
oh noes, her meens teh cheez n tofu…….. dey will be at teh cheezmeet at soufcenter tewdai…..
oh! ai haz been tryin nawt 2 fink about that bcuz ai cannawt go. wud luv 2 b teher but izza far dryve an DH an ai haz sum uvver fings 2 do. so ai has a jelus anna sad. but DO WANT u guyz 2 hav the fun!!!
sniff, sniff
wen yew haz teh portlnd cheezmeet ai will cum!!!
Dat wuz da best funneez eber!! When u turn off de light, her eyeballs follows da mousie arrow round n round. O noes, I no can finz da hidden rifle gunz doh! Wer dat be ats?
If u was a rifle, whare would u hide?
I wud hidz unner da soffa namd joe!
Good thing u is not a rifle, then!
Oh noes! I fins it! I hadz 2 meks pikshur bigger on mai interwebs. Nau haz mor fun tings to play wid nd knocks ober! Nau I tinks meh had tiny branz for minnit.
O hai!
Iz nu heer 2 dis wunnerfl cheezland, an has a liddl kwestchun. I can has drinkee wif u 2? or i gots 2 waet fur mai oen nawt sekund (iz mai dreem)? Irsh cawfis maek mi awl melltee insied – i luvs dem!!
drinkees fer ebrewun!!!! Welcum 2 cheezland nicewitch!!
Ohai! Welkomings!
purrrRR*shed*RRrrrrRRR*shed*rrrrRRRRR*hedbonk*
Oh, sowree about teh (mostlee) black fur ai gotted awl ober yu… mai mom Prysm be always saying she can nawt beeleev hao much ai shed.
Trick! *scoops up silleh blak-an-whyte kitteh* Onestlee, cannawt leev pewter fur a minnit. Ai polojyze fur teh fur in yur cawfees, nicewitch, ai making yu a nu wun wifout teh eggstra fibers?
Tank yew bery muncheez, but iz nawt nezzez…neksis…um, doan bovver. Ai r slaev uv 5 menny kittehs, an nawt can ets or drinki enyfink WIFOWT furs innit enymoars. Ai wud has wifdrorls, ai tink so. Ai presehaet ur ofur an kiend thots.
Anudder kwestshuns, pls? Y mai naem nawt bloo? Ai nawt poek propr buttingz? An haow 2 sho mai nies pikshur neks 2 mai naem? Iz speshul, mai pikshur ov mai sno-kitteh ai maed in teh bbbrrrrrrs lasst 2lonng koldnezez. kthxbai
There being teh cheez profyle an teh WP profyle, an they being diffrint.
5? Ai can barlee handul 3!
Teh berry bestest fing tu du iz click awn cweenmj’s bloo naem tu going tu her blog, an luk fur “ICHC Helpers”. Taht haz awl teh hao-tus an ebryfing in it.
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Oh hai nicewitch!!! Adn welkummming tu Cheezland!!
I haz deh anserz tu doze adn uzzer kwestyun at http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ICHC-helperz
Cheez!!
Ai tries 2 maek mai naem bloo … dis werks??
yes it does
Yay, yu having teh blooness!!!!! *dansdans*
W00t!1 w00t!! Negst tyme u b seeing Phillipe d’beaker, telling him u b deh gnulee bloo adn he will hazzing a prezee fur u!! Fleep haz deh fishul bloonezz selabratory awardz.
Yessiree, u r awl bloo nao adn wii can awl be ur frends adn sea ur lolz. Nao u can add a pishor oar abatar 2.
Hurei! Ur nawt-secund
happi nawt sekkund LCB!
Thx, BDm!
ohai Joe the lolcatburglar, the mavrikee purrsidential candydate
is coming to imaginary part of Virginia todai, he ar gonna be in Fairfax latur
todai
O hai Joe teh two_kittehs! Thx for teh warning.
I is waiting now for my BF to bring over my noo TV. I hads it
stashed atdelivered to his house because whare I libs there is not a good place to leeve a big package unattended.we knoes u had it over tehere just so u cud “borrow” it…
And I gots Joe teh BF to lug it up teh stares 4 me!
That’s some pretty smrt lolcatburglaring rite there.
plz tew tell me himz nayme izznt rilly Joe!! ai wud die rite nao an ai haz a cheezmeet tew go to……
No, is not Joe, but it does start wif J.
Has teh funs at ur cheezmeet. Say o hai to everybuddy 4 me and donut forget to gives teh report we discussed to Chz and Tofu!
And they do other even more disgustomundo things. And we don’t like them.
STOP TALKING LIKE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You first.
STN!!!
Dear AbbyTabby – My hoomun nawt give me nuff Cheezburgerz…please tew advice me. ~Tiggur
Deer Tiggur.
Some kittehs no getz any cheezburgers a tall so u should count ur blessings. U also might sit down wif u hooman for a hart to hart talk to determine why u no gets enuff cheezburgers. Praps ur hoomin is a vegetarianianian? If that is teh case, mabye u can volunteer at a burger kitchen for teh homeless kittehs. That way u mite get a burger oncet in a while and also mabye find a noo home wif a non-vegetaranian.
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby – Mai hyoomin steels a hole haf uv teh kween-syz bed ebry nite, and leebs hardlee enny room fur me tu stretching owt alla way! Tehre nawt being enuff owrs inna day tu sleeping, ai needing mai sleeps at nite tu! Wat ai shud du? ~ Zzzazzza
Deer Zzzazza,
This vry common prollem, but one that u can solve vry easily. U is a kitteh, after all! Teh laws of kitteh fizziks states that on a bed or sofa or any comfy surface shared by a hooman, a kitteh of any size — from teh lillest kitten to teh ginormousest tomcat — can expand to many times their own surface area, leeving teh hoomin wif a space equal to a mere fraction of their surface area.
It sounds to Deer AbbyTabby that u is somehow reluctant to assert urself. Donut be teh worry: even if u takes up ur riteful space on teh bed, ur hoomin will still feeds u and snorgle u. So go ahead and stretch urself out. Ur hoomin will admire u all teh moar for it.
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby,
Ur responze to Zzzazza duz nawt menshun teh fakt dat teh warmest place on teh bed iz directly ON teh hoomin…mebbee he shud try stretchin owt ontop ov hiz hoomin…good compromize.
Dear Abby, teh hoomin tinks dey in charge. I tells tehm wen to waik up to feeds me noms, tehy no waiks up, tehy keepes on sleepies. What should I do?
Deer Caghs,
U know teh answer, accause u sed it urself: teh hoomin thinks they is in charge. Thinks. But they is not, and u knoes it and they knoes it. U has to be teh persistent and teh patient wif them. My deer fren LCB has teh same trubble wif her phlonquais, but she is firm wif him and eventually he sees teh error of his ways.
U hoomin does wake up, but they is pretending to be teh sleeps. So u needs to does things that they cannot ignore. If walking on them, jumping on their hed, meowing loudly in their nose or whapping them wif ur pointy endz
extended does not apear to work, try knocking valyoobul breaky-things off shelfs, making long-distance phone calls for hours and hours, or re-investing their retirement fund in Lindsay Lohan memorabilia. They will soon be on their feet and servin u ur breffist.
AbbyTabby
LOL! Sew gglad mai kitteh iz not reedinz dese!
Dear Abby,
Tankings u fur teh advises. Teh vowlable techneek wurked, and I got teh noms. Much tanks!
U neeglek negluct nuglict no did menshun not to be braking teh fud dish tho, has no bowl to noms from nao …
U waz spozed to beh breakin da hoomans’ baluable braekable stuphf, aifinxo…
Nawt breakin ur baluable stufph nexx tiem…
Deer Caghs,
Was u dropped on ur hed alot when u was a kitten?
AbbyTabby
Deer wiiing,
Just who does u think u is, questioning my advises? Hmmm? Whut — does u want to take overs? Is that whut u want? U wanna reed all these letters from all tehse pathetic kittehs who just cannot take things into their own paws and then try to answer them in a way that doesn’t let on how stoopy u think they is? Hmmm? Well just try it and see how much *U* feels like compromising!
Ahem. AbbyTabby is just a little on edge today. I’ve had a nice, brisk nap and a snootful of catnip and a nice frolic and now I’m ready to get back to these letters.
So in conclusion, wiiing, bite me.
Lubs,
AbbyTabby
Dear Abby,
I no is stoppid, I no wans annoy teh hoomin, cuz dey has teh posable tumbs and I no can has open teh cans myself.
Dear Caghs,
If u no wants to anny the hoomin, then u may not only BE teh stoopy, but u may also not be a kitteh. Does u has a mirror handy so u can check this? I’ll wait.
AbbyTabby
I annoy teh hoomin, dey no feeds me. How to open noms myself?
*looks in mirror, is cat*
Dear Abby,
Who be teh hansom kitteh luking back at me? Why she no wanna say hai?
Deer Caghs,
U is sure now that u see a kitteh? U is not looking at kitteh pic on icanhascheezburger or something? Yes? U is shure?
Ok, then let’s address ur sekkond isshoo. If ur hoomin wifholds feedings and pettings and snorglings merely because they is teh annoyified, then U IS IN TEH DANGERS!!!11!1 U needs to find noo hoomin ASAP who is not a sap. AbbyTabby suggests that u update teh informations on ur microchip file to show teh address of a cat-lurving hoomin (axe around in ur nayborhood), then go outside and wander around until somebuddy finds u, scans u and returns u to ur noo, better home.
Mabye they will gives u a noo name, also. One that doesn’t sound like ur horking up a hareball.
AbbyTabby
LOL! @@@@@!
plz kin i bite ur nip-maus instead of U?
Deer Kayjoy,
No.
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby,
Scuze mee, ah ahm neu to AbbyTabby advise collum. No ofence inten..tenshuna
l… meaned.
Sumbuddy get her a nice drinkies! I amb skulking back to my bed nao.
Deer wiiing,
Plz to not bee teh worry. AbbyTabby has her moments. Kittehs does not like to be telled they is teh rong, so they has to act like they meaned to do whut they dids and no one can tell them diffrent.
Thx for teh drink!
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbeyTabby,
Mai hoomin wented away adn cameded bak wif a kitty-sized hoomin ( at leest i fink it b hoomin ) dat duz nuffin but cry adn sleep adn stink deh plais up. I haz shown mai displezzhur bai hissing at it, adn dey had deh aw dassiddy tu scolding mii!! HALP!!
Fluffy
Deer Fluffy,
Into every kittehs life, some kitteh-sized hoomins must fall. Most kittehs react like u did, wif teh same results.
So teh thing to does is act like u lubs teh puny hoomin. Be extry cute around it, sniff it (just pretend that ur sniffin another kittehs butt and u won’t mind teh stink so much), lay down next to it. U will be photographed and cooed over by ur hoomins. But all teh whiles u is doing these cute things, u can be surreptish… syrup… strirrup… be sneaky and does stuff like poke holes in teh butt-covering cloth with one of ur pointy endz so it springs a leak. If u ar payshunt, teh puny hoomin will in time get to a point where it throws food on teh flore allda time and u can eet to ur hart’s content. Then u can watch while teh puny hoomin tries to eet ur poops! Win-win!
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby
mai hoomun is allus takin photomografs ob mei n putting them on teh interwebtubes. Pleeze be abbyvising mei teh correct mount ob royalties i shuld be getting per pikture
Kthnxbai
Deer Kthnxbai,
AbbyTabby is not a legal professhunal or a aerobicks instrutor, but she does knoes that u is entitled to ur fair share of teh royalties and then some. Plz to be retaining a lolyer at ur earliest conveenience. May I recommend teh brang-cak-from-teh-ded Jonny Cokran? He is prtty good.
Um, he will add a claws that says that AbbyTabby is entitled to a persentage of ur royalties, but this is standard so do not kwestion it.
AbbyTabby
ddddeeer abby tabby,
ai iz sew upsetted ai kin hardleeee speek……much less purr.
mai hoomin opened teh door tew teh lurvely noooo bakyard an wuz tawkin tew anuvver kitteh!!! (seh thot it wuz cyoooot).
sew ai had tew show hooo wuz akshual owner hyer an rushed out an chased it ober teh fince. den mai hoomin wuz awl like………NOES……… CUMBAKHEER………an dint let me chase teh interloper ober teh fince (wich ai has nebber dun befur in awl mai 18 yeers…….prolly wud hab hurt sumfin) but ai digresh……….. wut to do, wut to do!!
indignint!!!
Deer indignint!!!,
Is ur hoomin by any chance relatified to Fluffy’s hoomin? Whut is it wif these stoopy hoomins not unnerstanning that kittehs is teh lords and masters of all they survey?
My advise 2 u is to take extry steps to show ur hoomin that u is looking out for their safety by keeping ur home safe from teh interlopers. So u should hork up some “land mines” in strategic locations. Now, hoomins isn’t vry smrt and they just plain isn’t observant, so u should take care to leave these whare they won’t see them but will feel them wif their bare foots and know that u is on teh job. Shoos and baffroom tiles are eggsellent places.
AbbyTabby
deeeer AT, ai musta bin plannin ahed cuz ai hurled at teh tawp ob teh stayrs yestiddai……. but teh stoopi hooman seed it an nebber stepped init, nawt wunc!!
Deer ,
Timing is everything. U has to hurl in teh middlol of teh night, then make a noize that teh hoomin must get up outta bed to go vestigate. Teh elolment of surprize is ur fren.
AbbyTabby
deer AbbyTabby,
ai iz laffin sew hard ai mite hav – um – wet maislef! whut 2 do???
ai knoes!! u shud rite a buuk!!
ai can haz sum munnies foar finkin uv teh gud ideah??
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ur fan
ohai tessm, our lol teh cat burglar is teh funniest ebber!!!
yesh, ai donut noes whut — um — “medisin” tehy givez hur foar teh owchies, but it wurks gud aifinkso!!
“ai wantz wut seh’s habbin!!”
if it wuzzint LCB’s stuff inna nawt-sekkund playse, we cud hav aksed hur to “borrow” sum foar us!
Deer ur fan,
If u has wet urself, teh thing to do is seek out ur hoomin and act all cudly-snuggly. If ur hoomin is not available, teh next best thing to do is go has a nap in a pile of cleen londries or on ur hoomin’s pillyow.
AbbyTabby
Deer AbbyTabby,
Ai lyks tu go awn teh balknee. But laytlee, wen Mom opens teh door so teh uvver kittehs an me can go in an out, iz COLD outsyd! Wat happen tu teh warmness? Hao ai tells Mom tu making it be warm again?
Deer Trick,
This beez anohter eggsample of behavior eggzibited by teh hoomans who just does not want to admit that kittehs is teh ones in charge, not them. They will let u go play in nice warm place wif lotsa inneresting smells, then gradyooly turn town teh warms so one day u will find that u no moar has warms! So u hs to drop not-too-suttle hints to ur hoomin that u is teh chilly out there. Whut u can doesn is make a nest in their bestest cashmir swetter or on toppa teh TV during there favirte show, wif ur feets and tale dangly-dangling over teh interesting bits on teh screen.
Be wanred, tho, that hoomins is specially slow on teh uptake on this ishoo, so be prepared to wait for several months befoar they finally gets teh hint.
Oh, and, u should no that not all hoomins does this. Some has all-warms-all-teh-time places 4 their kittehs to play. Praps u could goes lib wif one of them until ur hoomin turns teh warm back on?
I agree with this photo.
Wut iz teh kitteh dispatchin?
Whoa dere! Chek owt teh posable fumbs…
Ai wunts sum ob tehm!
Jest sai NAWT WANT tew powzbul fumbs, tehy maek u open own Gushiefud!
lolspeak mus nawt be 2 bad. iz endorsed by thinkgeek overlords. stuff for smart masses!!! and we iz the smart masses.
Tabbitude, ai haz it.
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Oar iz it reelly tabbitude if tehy reelly IZ being owr feelyne oberlords? *pondurs tihs*
*steels ponder and runs awai wib a qwik*
Mai pondur! *chasez aftur MUH* Kom bak heer!
*bats ponder from one corner of room to the other*
Aie iz finished wid dis ponder
Aie go play in leaves nao
*scampers awf to gardin*
They are disinclined to acquiesce your request.
grammer-trol kitteh sez: cheez an dizist
oh, mai! gud pun!
Hooray for Mr. Cattus!
Mewbonics:cats::Ebonics:black people
oh LOL tew teh mewbonics!!!! WIN!!!
I, for wun, welkum ower feline overlordz.
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*Handz P Tigirs Cattus a plate full uv cheezburgerz*
*Looks critically at cheeseburgers*
Madam, can you assure me that this is fillet steak and nothing but fillet steak?
non-lolspeaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aifinks dis iz nawt a kitteh at awl. izza tee-arr-oh-ell-ell still werrin its verree reelistik hallolween costyoom.
oar mebbe its a kitty waring deh troll kostume.
Gee, hoo kud dat b??
Oh noes! Cween MJ, sai eet iznt sew!
“I did not get the litter all over the floor. So there.”
Please forgive me, I don’t speak lolcat. With reference to the original caption, I believe the cats speak lolcat in their pictures to bring understanding and meaning to the hoomin’s limited mind. I bow before their superiority and humbly accept their rightful leadership. So there!
Sum hoomans tek life too sirrus. Lai bak an relaxes, smelz teh daisies, ten noms teh daisies. Lif’s too short to get wurked up about teh speeling.
Dear Mr. P. Tigris Cattus, Do u think evrebody that speaks diffrunt language is infantile? All languages r speeked and put tugether different. Just becauze we speak “LOL” duz not make us stoopid or infantile or anyting. It just meens we speak different language. If u not like owr language, do not visit owr website. Sincerely, LOL Cats
I wonder why we talk like that? *ponder*
LOLZCAT translation: I wondr Y we talk liek dat? (soz not vry gyd lolzcat speker.)
Actually, dear fellow, I could not agree more. It seems that the observers/admirers of feline photogenics have corrupted the dignified image we have worked so long to project.
yes, dignified if you ignore that cleaning-your-butt-with-your-tongue asana
Lolage!
how old is dat puter?
could be a Lappy 486
lolcats speek stupid cos dey is mostly americans.
Adn wutz ur reesun fur speekin stoopid??
Can u sees Stoopidtown from ur house?
Mebbe him b deh mayor uv Stoopidtown.
awww, ai wanted 2 bee mayor uv Stoopidtown *pout*
Ai cahn bee de treasurererer? *runz awai wif awl de munees*
ai fot that wud be LCB’s job… oar mebbe she will just borrow it awl bak?
Iz u gonna using deh munneez tu stimulating deh Eeek-no-nomee-kneez?
darn tootin!!!
An yu lerned hao tu maek gross jenralizashuns basd awn stereotypes in what nashun? Name being Eirish but ai nawt fink it their fault.
Heer, has a razberri frum Kanadia. *pphhhbbbbbbtt*
Play nice!!!
An watch fur LCB, awl types uv stereos get, er, losted around her.
Werl, ai is nawt american an ai speek stoopid too. STN.
Oh! Altho, ai is IN Merka at teh momint. Ai came to be teh Prezzydint ob Vice, JCH4K sed it wuz ok.
Oooh, which vices yu gunna be prezdint uv?
Awl teh gud wuns!!! Ai’m startin today wiv shoppin to eggcess an drinkin margy ritas before lunsh.
yew is stimulatin teh ‘conomeeeee!!!
Iz a tuff job, but sumbuddy’s gotta dew it!
Deh Eeek-no-nommeeez b needing awl deh halp it can gittingz. Wii pre she atez ur hard werk.
Oh Martoonie! Such nobility ob porpoise! Such committmunt to owr Merkin frenz! Such sacreefys! Yu mayks me prowd to be Briddishshshsh!
aifinkso is LCB whoo iz prezidint uv teh advices toodae.
mebbe she will let u bee sumfing else?
ai wud nawt akksept pozishun az flunkee, tho. jus sayin.
Ai finkso ai dus nawt has teh tempramint to be teh flunkee. Ai nawt gud at shuttin up an doin wut ai is told. Neber has been, neber will be. Ai wuz kikked owt ob flunkie skool, as a matter ob fact.
oooh, tehn mebbe wud be gud foar u 2 b LCB’s noo flunkee! aifinkso teh fyrewurks show wud be amayzin!
* hands “Flunky” badge to Martoonie
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ai keeps teh “Phlonquais” won tho, issa shinee shinee
ah oui, et aussi parce que le lolfronsch maykes les cheezgurlz *swoon*…
Naturalement! Le lolFronsch, c’est tray useful!
ohai, Niall! ai speeks stoopid tew, an aiz be indien. an ai speek eekwelly stoopid wen aiz in indea awr merryka awr ennywer els.
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nom say quitter: de niall iz a ribber in eejipt
Learned Cat has no patience for ineptitude.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can always count on ICHC fer good belly laughs!! I love when deez peeps come up wif good original stuff!! hahahahahaha
Awrignal stuffs? where be teh awrignal stuffs? *looks around*
tis not original?
I no can has sleepies. Not so gud on teh tinking thing right naos
Edumacated kitteh putz degree 2 gud uze.
dere missed der Cattus,
wii iz akshulee called “Soda Jerks”.
wii makin lotz ub many cheezburger, zo ur misteak iz unnerstandabobble.
alzo two wii be speshullizeming makin pigmentos cheez sammich adn tuna sangwedge.
adn triez out hour chonklit malted martooni!
(sry u dunt liek dispatch wii be warin onna cap – boss sez wii has too)
sinz u signed wif NOM-i-native kase, u wishming two order? chzeck awf perfrinse:
__ i can has cheezburger
__ i can has tooner sangwedge
__ i can has pigmenthos sammich
__ i can has tofu fries wif dat
(wif Combo u gitz frii martooni!!)
c u soon (trangslitter..xlater..kitteh wut diggz ur lingo on site)
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(yardburds nawt b nestin lower tahn tihs)
Dare I point out the grammatical error, or the spelling mistake?
Oh, PLEASE do!!!!!
yesh, plz! lolz!
mite be more eeezier tew point outz wut is rite!!
This seems to be the truth!
an we likes it dat wai!! yew haz lots ob udder websites yew can goes tew if you has a problem hyer… or yew can stay…wutebber yew want
jus be nice
This kitteh knows how to use a computer! Our days are numbered…
Why do they speak like that is a very intelligent question that needs to be answerd clearly. It is as if they are saying the kittens and cats are-OH DE CHEEZBURGERZ AR HERE! NOM NOM NOM!!!
nom nom nom, stn!!!
Wut langwedge dat kitteh speaks?
His wurds maeks mai branyes hert.
Maybe ai don noes nuffin. Iz stoopy 2.
I can’t improve on that. Morris would be proud of that cat. He’s a gorgeous one, too.
Dear Mr. Cattus,
I has a sorry. Snorgles!!
Sinceerly,
Hooman
YAY !!! Da cheezburgerz r here!!!! Wer day at???
Sum wun axed hao awld is ‘[uter n picture.
It liuiks liek mien. Iz dat bad?
Ai goin awt wf goggie, she deserbes it. Butt Ai leabin Gloria hheer wif ‘puter. Ai iz nawt resp riss rspb 2 g 2 blame 4 whut shee mite sai.
(Cogent Cat’s other browser tab is his submission to I Has a Hot Dog)
Seriously, this is.. the best one EVER!
That cat means business.
I LOVE this one! Absolutely. HATE “LOLspeak” and generally have to “translate” to something intelligible before I find the humor. Now, if it were DOGS, I could understand. But cats are clearly too intelligent for this degradation.
dis kitteh iz teh dyslexic
WIN!!
Wells, me kinda wikes da LOLTawlk…it am an indulgenz fer da stoopid hoomans! Dont meen kats r dumb! U kuld luk at it dis way, it meens kats r SMART enuff to tawlk 2 langwejess….LOLTawlk anna real talk. It am all in funz!
But dat am jest mine opinyun.
I’m with E!! Oh geez, I LOVE THIS ONE! LMAO!!!! Major Kudo’s to the submitter!
dats funny but i dont understand half of it
Yessh, one of the funniest captions yet.
Fantastic!
I live the whole idea of LOLCats, and many of the jokes, but the grammar (or lack thereof) always throws me off. It was cute at first, when the cat in the pic is a kitten doing something silly, but it got old fast – the jokes are usually so much funnier by themselves, without the “extra cutesyfying” of the stupid spellings.
I agree completely. The constant lolspeak usually detracts from the otherwise decent captions.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!
plz check dis out nd reeplyy 2 meh…..happycat has sent u a email about ur kittehs complaynnt
//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2513173
check out ma awesome picz if dey go on or add me haha lolz
dat kitteh be a jerk! cheezburgers ppls like us created him so if it wernt fer us, he wuldnt be heer!
Nobody has speaked fur quite a wile now, aktualy. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
The OTHER felines are using small words to be certain that humans will understand them… duh.