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Doggiez ar kute, an I luvs dem. az long as I’z bigger.
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FIRST! For once. I know it’s stupid but hey, I had to do it.
so, howdya feel?
Ai feels de same way.
I never hada homepage bfore!
I lubz mai puppee adn he lubz mii.
Good morning yer majisiteee we is honored to hab ur presents so earli inna morning (for you?)
Kongarats an ulations on your nawt sekund
Aie mai serb u beverage ob ur wanting?
Maybe do a dawggie dans in ur onor?
I b thinking a nies hot cuppa joe b gud tu get mii going this morning. dunno wy i wokinged up at 4 o crokz inna morning tuday. but i did. now it b 5 and I still thinking uv going bak tu bed. Dansing b owt uv deh kwestyun at dis ungodly ower. but if u wnating tu dans u go rite a hed.
Goin bak tew bed is allus a good idea ifinkso
Here be a stemin cup o Joe. (Joe wanted to no y didn’t u want sumfin in teh cup)
I will do teh dance ob puppi walk fu u
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*totter to teh left*
*wobble to teh rite*
*lukwks at feet n fawls obber in a heap*
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*shayke teh earz*
*lift teh paws*
*falws obber*
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*scamper to teh left*
*wobbily to teh rite*
*seez tayl runs*
*rawn n rawn n rawn n rawn*
*fawls obber dizzy*
Dat b deh purrrfekt puppee dans. Fankz fur deh cuppa joe. I just gotted wun in reel life. lotsa creem adn shuggrrrr in it, too. sip, sip, Aaaaahhhh.
An I jest finnish mine
I haz to go outs noa but I’ll be bak latur
Pleze to be habbing gud tyme i hoep sum mowr cheezpeeps come to plai wiv u
*wavez bai bai*
See ya later!! Schmoo!
can you believe I just finished work.
Whoa! Dat’s a bitt layt, doancha fink? Wai sew layt?
dan iz being a stage hand! himz wurk goze on eben aftur teh show iz done!
Wunderbar to see yoo in teh tawp spot!
Purrhaps ai can waek up, too. Ai wuz up verreee layte, too!
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An izzat Joe teh Cawfee yur drinking there? Ai will joyne yoo – since yoo ar still there in cybur spayce – in a cuppa joe!
*sip sip sip* Nawt bad!!
*sip sip sip*
ai lubs teh puppie danses!!
ai fink big finale shud be
“pees on floor”
“looks berry proud ob self”
Yay! Yu be eggsalad puppeh impersnayter! *applesauceapplesauce*
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(psst, MUH – ai can comfirm frenz nao, but still cannawt send mesijes
*grumblol* Stoopy teknikul stuffs. but iz getting fiksd!)
You iz getting fixed? DO NOT WANT….
*lienz up da dansin rodents ub unusual siz*
Conga rats, Cween MJ
An Ohai, ebreebodee!
MJ!
*popdonk!*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥u lubs ur donkee an shee lubz u, too!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Happy Caturday!
“popdonk!!” LOL!!
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Kafleen – yoo ar. . .werdz fail mee!
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@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ (iz that close to elebenty yet?) @@@@@@@@@@ fur yoo!!
shucks!
tanks!
*flops eers on Janet furr skritchees*
*skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch skritch*
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Yoo can haz reelee sawft eerz!
Beelzepup weren’t always ebil
Dis my BFF weh he grwbs up he get me chezzburger
Jest so long as he duzzn’t make u cheezburgr!
I no care who mayke cheezburger jest as long as i gets to nom nom nom nom it all up
so kute !
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
This is the cutest lol ever!
Thenk u. Tat’s verry naice of yu to say.
Puppehs are sweet. Dey jus has bad bref.
az zoon az i saw it, thiz waz mee.—–>*skweeled to da rite, jumped an’ dansed, runs to da left* “HAPPY DOGGERDAY EVERBODY!!!!!” (yeah zorry i get HYPER sumtimz…)
Cute!
Dis mai tiny wittle cuddle buddeh, he bring meh foodz n lulz n peez on da floorz for meh
DO WANT! Goggie an kitteh dat iz. Not cuppa Joe wif no tee.
Oh Hai, Cantate! did u haz a fun Hallolween? Du dey du Trik oar Treetz in Japan??
cantate,
ai has teh same kwestshun az teh cween-
ai nos tehr are pokkits ub merikans in teh jermanee taht sillybrate sum merikan hollydaze,
iz same in teh jappan?
Mai skool don’t sillybrate Holloween. I taut da kidlets bout All Saynt’s Day in sted. We iz internashunal Christian skool so notsomuch Merkans, we can haz 32 cuntries kidlets. Frum all kontinents cept Antartika. We can haz Internashunal Day so kidlets can haz dressup of nashunal costooms! Iz berri pretty, aifinkso!
Resentlee haz been manee manee Merkan dekorashuns an holidais in Japan. But iz not partz uv Japaneez haert, just owtside, think iz kool to b laik merkans. Mos importunt daiz here iz Obon (a few daiz in mid-Aug. when dey bleevs da ancestrs cum bak 2 visit) in summer an Oshogatsu (New Year) in winter. Also iz big big feeling uv da change uv seezuns laik nao iz finally autum, so we can haz purty dekorashuns fur each seezun in da streets an hangin frum da litepoals.
Wudnt wantin Joe wif no tee depnz awn if Joe haz nis musclz or beer bewwy?
*pondurrs*
Dis Joe wiff no Tee. I tinks abowt it…
catch’em young enough, ya can train’em who ya want’em
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or get yer bluff in while dey litteler that you are.
Morning Dan!! *hands dan a cuppa joe, fresh and hawt*
I can haz hot chocklit pleez? I dun liek joe, cuz i iz a kitten.
Ohai, Jenna! Heer, haz a hawt chokklit wif whippy cream an a dusting uv cocoa powder awn top. Iz yu nu, oar iz ai just nawt awaek yet? If yu being nu, tehn welkomings!
GMTA! Iz first fing ai fout when ai saw it — teech tem yung whu in charj!
Mai deer fren Bluesfan473 haz mading a LOL fur ebbreewun. it b heer:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2234299
Adn den hur mading a liddlol song dat goez like dis:
*insert anee tume u lyke heer*
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♫ Pleez 2 nawt bee a sap
Git ursef awn de cheez frends map! ♫
Iffen u wud lyke 2 plai
Send emayo 2 de cween todai! ♫
It’d bee grate 2 inklood evreewun
Cauz Cheezland iz sew mush fun! ♫
Sew join uz won’t u pleez?
Sho ware ur r in de land uv Cheez! ♫
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Thank yew Bluesfan!!!
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If u b reeding dis, u shud b on deh map! write an emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn say hoo u b and ware u b. I will putting u on deh map and sending u a ne mayo bak tu telling u dat u b on deh map!! u duzn’t need tu b in deh yahoo cheezfrenz oar on mai ICHC frenz list oar eneefing else. Dis map b fur awl deh cheezpeepz — comminterz, lurkerz, adn eben deh trollz. U awl b a part uv deh Cheezland. Deh lokashun can b az exact or az vague az u b liking 2 protekting ur privacy. i followz ur wishes. Dere awlso b ruum for a comment if u wanting to say ‘Oh Hai’ oar sumfing. And if u wanting it, I kin putting in deh bloo linkee tu ur ICHC profile.
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Deh map b at:
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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wii now return u tu ur reglar commints.
hullo cheezfrens, an o cween, our cween,
pardun moi fur a moment -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>whew<
breeves in deeplee
sum dais ai hates mai coworkerz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mebbee u kud asking ur boss tu installing a padded ruum ware u kin go and fling ursef agenst deh wallz???? I bleev deh stress redukshun wud b berry bennee fishul.
oh cween mai cween
dat iz fur shur good ideer
ai always wanted punching bags installed
flinging iz more peese ful.
massage chair iz bettr! You can haz liedown and pushy pushy on tite mussels.
Hay, lets maek a cheezfrenz lolchair lounge in cheezland. Iz berri berri cumfi, aifinkso.
Cept Ai mite hog da chair awl dai.
Yu meening lyk teh Anti-Horriblol Day Chair, wif heetings an massajings
an reklynings, an iz upholsured in a eggstra-flooft cheezmap blankkit an coms wif eggstra wun fur obertop, an in teh Mk III (current verzhun) wun arm having cold drinks n noms an uvver arm having sordid chokklits?
Mark IV iz in developmint nao, tu adding hot drinks tu.
Iz still a proto… po… tere be onlee wun so far. GP and KCTailkinker wuz argooing ober why got it wun day, tho.
Um. Eggskoose me whyle ai reemoov mai Howloleen costoom…
Yesh, floofy blankit an all. Speshully da choklits. Choklit iz reely gud 4 u. Choklit iz da nawt-sekund de-stress medsin, aifinkso.
An eet beh berry gudz 4 u sins et beh a bejtable!
Hao iz et a bejtable, u ax?
Choklit r maed from beans an beats… so et iz obvosly bejtable!!
(Member, eatz 5 serbings ub vejtablez a dai!)
wud taht be teh AHDC, then?
(ai hoggs it all nite, Cantate)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>sigh<
mush beddar!
Mah kitteh, Tigger, he is a fat one:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/?s=bring+me+solo+and+a+cookie (Only nont this one, just fat liek dis one)
and evree nite, he cums into mah room, and walks all ovur mah tummee! That hurts bcuz he iz so fat. But when i role ovur so he can give a bak musage, he doesn’t walk on me! Cats can b so ornuree.
Yoo can AWLWAIZ com heer an let ov sum steem.
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We awl unnerstand hao annooying cow-orkerz can bee.
fangkew, janet!
ai reeely neededs it last nite!!
Save pillos
Snoar wit a frend
Awwww!! LOL!!
I cuddent Nom a whole one tho.
You maed mee snert mai cawfee!! LOL!! ROFL!!
Heh!! {{{{JCH4K}}}}
Gettin my own bak for teh Biddeo link you sentid me tihs mornin
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……Wuzzint me!! I dint do eet!… LOLZ
O Cweenmj, nao I haz yur attenshun, I haz a techie cwestion. I wants to friend moar peeps but can’t get to their profils frum anywherez. How I do dis? Some peeps names r bloo an sum r black, an I can’t get da black wuns to cum up on mai skreen.
Iz confuzzling.
Bloo name peeps haz profiel links, dey can b clikked on. Black wuns don’t. U gotta search their names 2 find their profiels.
Where iz da serch place? I tried an all I find is tag cloud. Do want serch (an rescue).
Oh hai. I tookinged a liddlol nap dere fur a while. But I b up agin.
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Awl deh profilez b habbing deh same address x ept dhe last bit.
mii profile b:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
tu finding sumwun hooz name b blak, just replaising deh ‘cweenmj’ part wif deh name u b luuking fur. ‘frinstans, jenna b
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jenna/
Ai C. Fank yu. Much eezier tu ask dan to sit heer scratchin hed an sayin “dat not work neever…”
Jenna – ai just sented yoo a “frend” rekwest.
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Yoo DOO know hao to go to yur profyle, yes?? ai ask – becuz fur a wile, wehn they were noo (teh profyles) ai dint know hao to do it.
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An do yoo know hao to maek yur own nayme bloo???
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Nom nom nom !
love to kiss teh puppie,
puppies can’t B beet,
kiss their tiny heads &
nibbul their fuzzeh feet.
I ar amazed no one has commented on the incrediboo splort potenshul of this piksher.
Ai prolly wud hav splorted, but ai still wuz waring Howloleen costoom uv kitteh, an taht prutekted me, an ai madeded shur tu have CHRG awn when ai chanjd.
It being berry splortashus, tho, defnitelee.
Dat’s cuz dey cannutt, D.R. Dey r still woozling frum teh splort…
D.R. is correct. This picshur has a SQ (splortability quoshint) that is neerly off the scale. I wud comment on the little soft puppy snout, and teh squinchy eyes of the sleeping tabby, and the paws, and …. but ai willnawt.
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wrap wrap wrap more duck tape around hed fer safety.
An teh puppeh tayle! An teh softee liddul puppeh eersez!
*adds hockee helmitt ober CHRG(wdoi)*
an taht yooneek puppeee smell!!
duck tape rappy rappy round all hed geer
*claps hoofies for Kayjoy!*
Excellent!!!
Kliban kitteh parody!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, what a cute pic, nice one <3
Dis berry splorty. Kitteh and lillah goggie.
WANT!
Dis iz mai noo dolly, iz a Puppeh Pees-a-lot dolly. Ai gotz it fer mai birfdai.
it alwais starts tihs wy, but theyll be sibling rivuls soon enuf…
That is so cute, how that puppy is just lying in the kitty’s arm. WANT WANT WANT!
Awww… I luvs dis website but now my hed is asploded!!
wow that is pretty cute!
ZOMG! SPLORTTTT!!
tat iz soooooooooooooooo cute!