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It was a dark and stormy night. Leeza found herself dangling over the Gorge of Eternal Peril. “How will I get out of this predicament?”, she wondered. Just then…
in another location entirely, Maus and Ebil Maus were having a very serious discussion. EM siad, with some asperity, “…
“I must stop Halloween from coming. But how?”. Maus said “NO! You can’t do that! If there’s no Halloween, what will the parents do with all of the candy they bought? And what will will the children do with the…”
beautiful costumes and make up and hats? The pumpkins? No way! Unless…
…bags and bags full of pea-green and pink candy corms?
Oh and btw, we shudn’t be torturing Leeza. She has important bizness today wif LCB. She has to recover teh platinom plaited dongle that LCB eeted last nite. It…
5. seemes to have materialized LCB in teh Gorge of Eternal Peril over which Leeza was hanging. Unfortunately, when Leeza dressed thismorning, she’d forgotten her bracelet of the manycolored buttons, so it looks like she’s going to need….
6. a short trip in deh Way-Bakk musheen. Haz ennywun seen it? Last I new it wuz…
7. in the NB. The YNGs and Galz were using it to transport themselves to a performance of Hair. (Who knew? They were the cast all along! But I digress.) Cweenmj hopped into a bubblol and flew to the NB, where she found…
where it shud bee!! In teh basemint ov teh d’Beaker Labs!! But nao – it seems to bee missing! Doo yoo spose taht Peerfessor d’Beaker an Igor ar off awn an advenchoor?
An Mary O, an Sweetpea AND Choppd Livah Grrrrl ar awl missing, too! It cud awnlee meen that. . .
8) Janet, u r fergettin tew number again……
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Cud bee!! Ai’m kwite shure there ar ghosts – oar sumtthing spookee – in teh NAwtee Barn!
MUWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
O Dame Janet, I dint mean tew mayke yew feel bad! I wz juss teezin! An nao, I haz tew go. Dang! I had a great pun about teh cast of Hare an debreefin and embare-assin goin an wuz waitin foar teh rite playce tew uze it.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERBODY!!!!
*waves bye to ZF*
10Q zauberflolute! an happeh hallolween ebbrywun! wif lubs frum moe-in-india
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PS – it r wunnerful tu be bakk awn ICHC, an fynd such a eggsytin stowry waytin tu entur… entratin… maeks me laff
An it iz wunnderful to haz yoo bak!!! {{{{moe}}}}
An ZF – yoo dint maek mee feel bad – just silleh!! LOL!! Becuz ai AWLWIZ furgetz teh nomburs! Ai need to trai harder!!
ohai, Moe, sew gud tu see yu heer, Ai heered uv moar bad
fings happen in yur countree, and Ai hada werrie abowt yu.
Fanks fur beeng heer!!!!!!!!
Ohai Cween I seen yew need mah cheez fur der maps or sumfink?
6. moar cawfee and PI! An purrhaps sum bobblolhedded kittehs an sum kitteh win chimes. After teh trip to teh Ty Boo Teek (wich did NAWT hav an emergensea “Bracelet ov manycoloed button”), she realized that she awlso furgot to put awn her Halloween costyoom an she wud haz to impurrrrvise. So she. . .
7. called upon Ebil Maus to transport hur home to get teh bwacelett, which was teh answer to all uv her problems!! Meanwile… as EM and Leeza were otterwise occupated… a strange rumbling was herd from teh gorge!
8. It wuz a herd ov beeg buffaloes tah wuz herd!! Teh were awl
stampeeding reel fast down teh gorge! Rite tward Leeza an EM! An teh sides ov teh gorge are reelee reelee steep! There iz no eggs cape!!! But tehn – EM haz an idea!! He. . .
9. calmly turns on the Ebil Alternate Dimension portal. He and Leeza step through, expecting to arrive in CheezLand. But instead, they appear to be in…
10. a theatre. Maus is modeling his Mouse King costume for Halloween. Isn’t it lovely?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2449099
Suddenly, there’s a blood-curdling scream from the stage. It’s…
10.5 GMTA Maus!
10.75!! Wo0t!! At laszt!!! Teh Maus King REVEELED in awl hiz splndor!
11. Oh noez! Stagehandan! And him be unkonchamaus…
(an nao ai goes back to skewl werk)
10. New York City, on a darkened stage. Surrounded by hard-to-make-out figures, with a rock band playing the intro to “Aquarius”. Oh no!!! Could it be…
11. US! But this stage is COLD! It could have a bad effect on our…
11. SOMEONE HAS DEBREEFED TEH ENTIRE CAST UV HARE?? Oh wait. Dey was alreddy like that.
*Leeza turns to EM and axes*
EM… why u branged me to this place?
12. voyces, becuz itz verree hard to sing wehn yoo ar shivvering an saheking! . But taht’s OK, becuz. . .
12. I didn’t do it. Something is wrong with the portal device. But as long as we’re here, we may as well…
12. (after I finished laughing till I cried!).. reputations as “those who can perform under the most strenuous of conditions”. Surely we can find the heating switch before teh band gets too much further into this overture!” So they set off in search of the heat switch. Little did they know that the Ebil Alternate Dimension Portal was in their way. As they….
13. started to go, they reelized they’d alreddy forgotton why they were theres.
Now, wot to do, wot to do?
Join teh cast of hare?
Or try and fix teh portal device?
14. *Tinkered with the portal device*
I’ll try to fix this. Why don’t you join the show. Of course, you’ll have to take off your…
15. You’re implying I have on….
16. a braitelee colored Hawaiian shurt, wif beeg flours awn it! XL, ov corse, becuz Leez uzes it az comfee sleepware! But it wud luk rather stranj awn staj ov “Hare” – so she. . .
9. used his fancy glasses (how can I remember that name, eh?) to spot the platimum plated dongle that LCB swallowed. He and Leeza quickly made their way in that direction, despite the roar of the stampeding buffalows. Just as they arrived, ….
9.5 Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses…
ppthththbbblt!
10. the entire area was enveloped in a think noxious cloud of Ppthththbbblt! The frightened buffaloes scattered. EM and Leeza gasped, coughed, and…
10.23 O maus u haz provyded me wiv nawt wun but two laff-till-I-cry momentz heer. I cannot fank u enuff!!! I needed thsi sew bad!!!
Orf I goez, gigglolin an crossin mai legz an wypin teerz……
11. Threw a rope to LCB, who had been left dangling after materializing in the gorge. Unfortunately, she’d also been caued in the noxious cloud of Ppthththbbblt, which caused…
12. Her dangling dongle to danss danjerussly
down teh disterbing pptjtjtjtjbbblty-doused gorge edj.
Liek a mirror cell, LCB cawt teh roep and flu liek teh wind thru teh ppthththbbblt, sumthing no wun had eber dun befoar.
Wen she reeched teh bank, tho, teh moast unexpekted thing happened…
“Conga Rats, Maus! U gawt nawt second spawt!”
@@@@@@ B_D_M!!
Well, you should have known better than doing that. Now see for yourself how to get out of the situation. This has nothing to do with me, ebil or not”.
Dis mah kitteh ELLA BELLE!!!! I put same capshun on dat Maus did when ai posted. Hurayy fore Mauz! I lubs, lubs, lubs mah Ella Belle!!!!
An waht a byootee she iz! Hoo cud nawt luv hur???
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An that wudda bin a grate capshun!! Maus, az yoo know, iz wun ov ar bestest an braitest – an a reelee kwik wit! (kwikwit???? LOL!!). but ai digress!! Ai wanted to say – yoo cleerlee hav a grate mind, too!!
O Lady, wut a byootimuss liddle kitteh she is! Liddle crossy-eyez….sweeet….
Zauberflolute – Mis Ella Belle duz haf de crossity eyez! She luks bery bery funnee sumtymez and ai jes laff laff and laff at herz. She getz outta da troublez!
Ella Belle is a rezsque kitteh.
Iz teh perfick nayme for dat innercent fayse!!
I luvz teh res-q kittehs, butt I useded to fink gettin ur kittehs grown up ment no fun games. Hah! My res-qd Little Minion is 8 yeers owld an still plais liek a bebbeh.
I agrees!
The stray kitteh I took in in August.. she’s prolly 8-9 months old now, u’d think she wuz 2 months old! I has a theoree that she never gotted to be a kitten in teh owtside whirled, so she’s making up for it nows.
(Driving my old lady kittehs mad in teh prosess)
Old lady kittehs can has a hard life wif kittens – ai shud be moer sympfetic, butt it maeks me laff liek a rabid weasel.
oh don’t wurry abowt the OLKs!
it’s Gummi dat’s getting the wurst end of it. They is always beeting up on hur.
Poor Gummi.
Ai luvz dis pic. Ur kitteh luks liek mai kitteh, Pinkie. Ur Ella Belle iz teh ossim!
What a gor-gee-us kitteh! She’s booteeful!
u shud have done moar testings.
skwirrlgrrl! Yoo ar in a Threewai TY-Brayde wif Maus at teh top an zauberflolte . . .bringin up teh reer!
(today’s speshul)!!
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Yoo cud awl danz off to teh TY Boo Teek! There ar sum reelee nice Halloween type things there.
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An at teh PI stawl, tehre iz sum reelee gud pumpkin pi maed frum pumpking (nawt frum teh can) AND applol PI AND fresh Apful Strudel strait frum Austria – wif heeps ov Schlag!!
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And fresh Vieneez cawfee – Einspaenner, Melange (mai favorite), Cappoocino – enething yoo want! EBEN teh 16 ounce mokka wif extry spresso, hawt!!
ooo!
apfel strudel mit schlag, bitte!!
danka shin!
someone bit your shin?? ouch!!
i haz a ‘citement cuz ai gets tew meet teh cheez n tofu tewmorrow!
an the goggie did it anyway
ai’m jest gibing teh flowrs mouf tew mouf.
Kittehz awtomat tikkly noez hao tew giv CPR!
It was too ugly to live, so I killed it for you.
You’re here to give me praise and scratches, right?
fugly vase had to dye!
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Da dawg didit! Ai is innosen, awnest! Ai donut due eet!
would this face lie to you
darn that cute innocent face!
Dis fase eez not lieing to joo! It wuz de goggie! I swear to joo!
i wuz not even dere!
Unbortunaetlee Ai haz to goez to skewl. Hoep ebereebodee has a wondermaus dai!
*waves floofee tale “bai”*
bye bye BDmom! *wavez pawz*
Ohai, frenz!
Hao iz eberybodee?
Ai iz sufferin frum delayed-splort-syndroam. Ai saw teh bebbeh caliko kitteh a fue lolz down an jes splorted awl ober teh playse!
Sew, ai gess mai costoom 2dai iz a brayneless zombee. (Mai ushual luuk at werk.
)
if u is braneless, duzn’t that make u teh zombee victim?
Uh oh. CCC tew teh reskyoo!
Skreeeeeeech! (need brake pads)
Witchy broom purrfekt foar sweepin teh braynes, sweepy sweepy sweep.
Wash them wif sparklee wadder, swish swish swish.
Stuff em bakk in rhsb brayncayse, stuff stuff.
Awn wif teh hedtop.
Heer we snap awn a CHRGw/ funny jakkolanternz awn it.
Dukkie taype wiv blakk kittehz awn it, taype taypeee tape.
An a floofie blankie, warm frum teh dryer, wiv candy cormz on it.
Heerz a mug of hawt choklit, an a playte of teh goodies Janet found at the Pi Stawl up there, an a hyooj bukkit (nawt bloo) of Halloween candiez.
Relacks nao, an wen u feelingz bedder, come awn up an join teh story!
Tanks, ZF.
Ai taylez ya, it wuz teh luuk awn dat littlol fayse, an u kno hao ai has a weekness 4 the caliko bebbehs…
**sips hawt chocklit** Yummy. Iz berry gud. Sekrit famlee resipee?
He said, vase half empty.
She said, vase half full,
I said, problem eliminated.
@@@@@@@@@ Elebenty!!!!1!1!1!1
rodney!! Yur mind – ai just lurves it!! Applolsauce to yoo!!
I can has sum applesauce tew?
*iz nawt designed fur impact eifer*
ob kowrse! Here ya go. One aplolsawse. Njoi!
Lubz deh wai kitteh laiz cumfubully in middul ob mehss, azdoh nuttin happin.
mah kittehs boff of dem luked lyke dat when demz broke mah favorite
lamp a few weeks ago in dere 4am stampede
~as Trick-kitteh~
Silleh kitteh nawt dun yet! Shud be spreding durt ebrywhere still! Mebbe iz just taking a brake…
Awl yore bases R B-long 2 mii!!!
*heddesk* *heddesk* *eerwurm* *heddesk* OWWWWWW!!!!!
Conga-rats awn brillo…berlin…rly smrt pun!!! I has a growner awl dai frum dis wun!!!!!
Brilleeyunt! Hai kitkay! Yoo owe me a lot ov cheezburgerz!! Ai’ll share!
WOOF WOOF Woof woof woof!!!
Yay! Dirt!
*scramblols around madlee inna dirt, playing n spreding it enfusiasticlee ober wyde radeeus*
*lys down inna middul uvva dirt an luks pleezd wif self*
Fun! PurrrRRRRrrrRRRR
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Happeh Howloleen, ebrywun!!!
Ai has a werkday – pleh – but ai wants to show Cheezland mai Halolween costoom. Iz rly wut Iz wearin to werk.
2minions is dressed as a silly middle-aged cat lover, with stretch pants, fuzzy cardigan, kitty earrings and matching necklace. So where’s the costume, you ask? 2minions is carrying a toy [ATTENTION, TROLLS - no real cats were harmed in the making of this costume] cat. The cat is wearing a pet princess costume with a conical silver hat and a pink cape, both trimmed with pink feathers. The cat is carrying a notepad in both paws, which it holds over 2minions’ shoulder so it hangs behind 2minions’ back. The sheets of the notepad contain kitteh comments like, “Wait till she sees the treats I’m going to leave HER!” and “Does she think I’m a chihuahua?” and “Pink is not my color.” 2minions will tear off sheets as the day goes on.
~being Trick~
Yu iz gunna be a lolcat hyoomin! Fun fun fun!!!
Oops
GOGGIE DID IT
i dint du it an beez hides u duznt haz n-e prufe n no wun seed me, so, ptphptphptphptph
pearintly weirdpriss duznt tink mai commints r wurf puddin up!!!! ai will try dis agin…ai maed a halolween greeting foar awl tew see cuz ai haz a beeeeeg lub foar awl mai cheezfrinz:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2448995
lol, tahts awsum, lightchild79!
(now we’ll see if my kostyooms werkin)
yay! i haz a kostyoom!!
Yay, yu duz!
*bownsebownse an shed (mostlee) blak fur al around*
yay!!! i like ur kostyuum. heer, hab dis choklit cake azza treet….
Goggies!
*hishisshisshiss**taylfloof*
rofl!!! ur so funneh… im glad u liekt mai lol. i thought the picture wuz tu funneh to tu pass up.
he looks like the cat i use to have he is so cute
so did he really do it he looks so cute lol
i have four cats and well i would believe that the cat did but cats are so awsome
Yes, dis mai kitteh Ella Belle. She didz it. And den she laidz in da dirt wif a kitteh smile on her faces!! She iz wirth her wait in dead bugz tho. I lubs her soooooo bery much! Bery bery funneh kitteh!
Did u see how it exploded! wau!!
Whut vase? Dis mess? Oh, I dint notis all dis… Y u think ai had enithin to do wif it?
Oh, fank yu,
– ladyluvskittehs foar teh grate picshur
– Ike foar teh grate capshun!
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This maded me snicker, and nawt teh choklitty-peenutty-karmelly kind
I’m not sure what you guys are doing but this is a cute pic!
Honest, Lord, I don’t look for trouble.