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wut costoom r u goin 2 wear dis year?
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scary kitteh poses right.
congratBoolashuns! here, has sum candy corm wile we do da MonstahMash?
ohh, and here’s sum Love Poshun Nombah 9!
Don’t get it confused with the Debriefing Fluid…
Itz not teh same thing??
Wut happins if yoo yooz dem at de saym tym?
Ai’d b afeered tew axe wut teh difrence b.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiScTovt8ys
♫feeeeeelines….
nut in moar dan Feeeeeeeeeeeelines….♫
♫ffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelinez
whoawhao whoa feeeeeeeelinz
i aer in yr trik or treet bag feeline hongry. all yr candy korms belong to ME!
Ur taking my candee?
*bottum lip quiverz*
you know how da kittehz are.
here, i got a rock. i shares wif you.
Paper covers rok!
*Paper covers rok*
~as Trick-kitteh~
Yay, paypurr!
*pownses awn paupurr an digs wildlee at it an crumpuls it tween paws an bunneh-kiks it vigruslee*
*pownses awn prysma-kitteh*
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*tehn runs away fast – laffing!!*
~as Trick-kitteh~
*chasechasechase*
WHOOSH!! *Ober teh bak ov teh couch an kwiklee underneeth*
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*peeks out to see wehre prysma-kitteh iz – oar skwirrlgrrl*
~as Trick-kitteh~
*jumps awna bak uv teh cowch an luks aroun teh ruum fur sumfing tu pownse awn, ennyfing moving will du*
HISSSSSSSSSSS!
Happy Haloloween!
ohai ebberywun!
ai wuz gunna bee a troll foar haloloween — but tihs mornin ai can haz gud snorgles wiv bof mai kittehs, an ai iz naow cubbered in kitteh hair — so ai desyded ai iz a HAIRBAWL!!! oooh, skeery!
dat IZ skeeree! speshullee if u doan haev teh lintee/hayrbawl roller thingie!
~as Trick-kitteh~
*rubs against yu, sheding madlee in a splozhun uv blak fur*
Hai! Ai helps yu wif costoom! PurrrRRRrrrRRRRrr
ohhh, fankyoo! ai lurves mee teh blak kittehs!!
You’re going out in that?! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I’m going out in this!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2449099
I lurvz yer vest! Adn awl teh liddel headz ub yer purrsinalitees!
Awsum! I iz wundurin if soot part b reeyoozd Diznee Beest kawstoom, az it lukz sorter simuler. Her iz grayt. I kummend u fr rimemburin dat Maus Keeng habs mehnee hedz. Sew mehnee d-pikshunz o-mit dat deetayl.
Thanks LD. The costume was custom-made for the ballet company about 12 years ago by a local costume maker. There’s a santa belly underneath, and it is HOT inside. It’s a race to see who dies by the end of The Battle; me, or The Mouse King…
aw. you can handle it. no sweat.
Well – iffitz a hot kostyoom, himz prollee will sweat — but sumtiemz yew haz to maek deez sakrifisus.
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Helllooooo, Cheezpeeps! Happy Hallolween!
Ohai, nightshayde! Happeh Howloleen!
purrRRRrrrrRRRRrrr*shedshed*rrRRRRrrrr
Yu can has costoom?
NS is probly waring her birfday soot.
Rite, NS?
Happehtayl birfday, NS!
Fanks!
Yesh, berry hapiee birfday an manee returnz ob da day!
Well — at teh momint, yes… but teh birfday soot is unner mah pajamas.
Yikes! Wii haz reechded teh 200-commint threshhold. Ai hasta go get reddee fur sum sillybrayshuns IRL, but ai will be bak latur! Ai can haz a shower.
*takes Maus’ temprachur*
*murkury skwirts outta end of thermo-meter*
Holy smokes! This calls for immediate cone-collaring!
*Puts cone collar on Maus and on all teh littlol maus heds*
Convex!
oh hallo LCB!
How r u feeling this morning?
And duz u have my dongle??
O hai.
Dongle? O, u means my retainer. No, haven’t seen it yet. There was $2.83 in spare change, some small shiny tchotchkes and a big screen TV, but no
dongleretainer yet.hmmm. well I can waits.
*checks cabinet to make shure there is still plentee of proon jooce*
Wile we waits- when duz the partee start?
Iz ur flonquai late?
Oh, I sees he is here now. Bon!
*hollas downthred*
hey MAUS!
I has to go for a wile. Can u keeps an I on LCB?
She has sumthin uv mines.
If it…. appears… plz not to let it… disappear agin, plzthx?
I will be bak laters today!
If u akwires teh
platinum plaited dongleobject, feel free to use it until I gets back. Ta!Boi I fought fer shur alla doze buffaloz rushin down da steep canyun wouda dun da trik. No dongle yet? Reeeleee?
*Wheels in the Acme “Little Wonder” Portable Cement Mixer*
*And an Acme “Little Giant” XXXL Mouse Trap*
Hey LCB. I brought some stuff to help us make a Pigñata…
Er, maus.
R u shur u mented to bring a MAUS trap?
To LCB?
Mabye we could combine teh yogurt-spitting contest and teh pigyata making? Peeps can spits teh papier machay onto teh model.
Of course, that would make it papier crâché.
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pigyata!
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* runsawayveryfast *
*LPG runs into the unseen Acme Piggy Net Trap*
* watches LPG wib wonderment
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* ponders: hu is LPG???
The lysdexic version of your initials…
vous will nebber catch le grande et powerfloof LPB!
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NEBBER!
O hai, LPB. Come ici pour un moment, s’il vous plaît. Votre moustache de phoney is le crooked.
*motions to Maus to come up behind LPB while I is fixing teh moustache*
well… otay…
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* regardes arown nerbussley
*Sneaks up behind LPB*
*Throws the net over him*
Gotcha!
Ok, now bouge pas. Whut vous needs for that moustache is some
whackswax.Maus, does u has some wax de moustache on ur cart, there? Can u brings some over and halp me apply it to le
victimLPB?You mean this hare removal wax?
Or we could use this Debriefing Fluid!
Your choice…
EEP! Une Net? Moose Stash Whacks? Quel kind ob Partee is dis?
*Rolls up the cement mixer*
And then we can use this to make us a Pignyata!
We need to subdue him, I mean his moustache, so he, I mean it, stays still while we cover him wif plaster, I mean cover the moustache in wax so it stays all floofy.
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* wriggle wriggle wriggle *
Ne wrigglez pas, s’il vous plaît. We want vous and votre moustache to look absolutley
stunnedstunning for le party.Maus, better bring teh hare removifier after all. Teh plaster is gonna set faster if we does that first.
Ohhh, teh poor LPB! whut kan ennywun do 2 sayve u?
mebbe a big hairbawl will skare tehm awf?
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BOO! le BOO!
needs sum tendrils to halp you stultify da LPG? canicanicani?
*Slathers the hare removal wax all over LPB*
*Applies the waxed paper*
*RRRIIIIIIIIIIPPP!!!!*
That would be bon et bien, je think.
O, and someone go round up teh contestants for teh Yogurt Spitting Contest.
Someone else go put papier machay into teh yogurt cups.
O, le Hyooge Manitee! SAVEZ MOI HUGH!
*wraps up da LPG in tendrils*
okays, da pre preparation for LPG is dun, okay, rilly beige.
now, canicanicani stultify LPB? plzplzplz
Go ‘hed. Give him a glass of shampers first, to relaxify him. He looks un petit peu nerviss.
UN PETIT PEU DE NERBUSS??? Mon Dieu!
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OOO shampers!
non non non, Gee Pee – savez vous yurself!
He’s so nervous he’s having a DID attack…
~as Trick-kitteh~
Yu can taek him tu v-e-t fur taht?
Mabye we should spred some noospapers underneath him then?
So… what’s first? Pin the Tail on the Flunkey, or making a Pignyata?
Oh… I couldn’t find any pins, so I brought some nails and a hammer…
Funny u should axe, Trick-kitteh. Didja notice my costoom? Teh smock, teh thermo-meter, teh shiny nametag that sez LCB, DVM?
I AM teh V-E-T! And I is gonna take evrybuddy’s temprachure!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pigyata! Pigyata! Pigyata!
That will gives us time to go to teh Home Depo on JCH4K Blvd. to get a power stapler.
~as Trick-kitteh~
Nawt taek mai temprachur, ai nawt sik!
Ai can haz chin rubs an treet? Mai V-e-t gibs me tose.
*rubs Tk’s chin*
*gives Tk a treet*
*takes Tk’s temprachure*
Ooh! Elebenty point elebenty! U should ware this cone collar!
*puts cone collar on Tk*
That’ll be a hole buncha moneys, plz.
*Picks up LPB and puts him in the Pigyata mold*
*Pours in some Debriefing Fluid*
That helps the cement set faster
*Starts up the cement mixer*
*Fills the mold neck-high with cement*
OK. That will only take few minutes to set.
* wriggle… wrig-g-l-e… w… *
~as Trick-kitteh~
purrRRrrrRRRrrrowl!!!
*pawpawpaws atta collar* Whai ai haz tis collar awn? *spins around an whacks LCB awna legs wif collar*
Ai nawt haz a munnies.
*jumps awn LCB’s shoulder*
*nawt hit just ryte coz uv cone*
*scrambles rest uv way up*
Oops, ai hitted yu?
Ooooh, yu haz a shiney name-tag. *batbat* Sowry about teh (mostlee) black fur awl ober yur coat.
NO!!! ai cannawt allow this!!!
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*snatches teh hapless lpg an runs away fast!*
O, that’s ok, Tk. We V-E-Ts get all kines of stuffs on our coats.
If u no has a money now, we can bill u later.
*puts another treet in Tk’s cone*
psst… Zhanet – jamais mind le LPG – savez vous le LPB!
Janet! Come back here! LPB wasn’t dry yet! U’ll get him stuck to ur hand~
See? He is still a wet little
pedantpiggeh!*Looks at his watch*
Yep. She’s stuck. The cements still has 5 more minutes to dry…
Ahem… AHEM! Err… ecsoosay moi! je can get out nao? s’il vous plait?
Sure!
*Brings in assorted baseball bats, axes, sledgehammers, etc.*
Line up everyone. Take a whack at the Pigyata!
*JCH4K uzes teh hand NAWT stuck an reeches into sholdur bag. Pulls out cressent rench – wich she awlwaiz haz wif hur frum old theatre habits ov needing to adjust teh liting – an poundsz at teh plaice where hur hand iz stuck!
Then she pownds awn teh encaysed lpg – an it falws away an he iz FREE!!*
Well… at least the Debriefing Fluid worked
Run
ForrestLPB run!AH HAH! Je suis le FREE! Merci Boocoo JanetCanHasQuatreKittehs!
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* scampers off as le otter Fromageamis attack le Pigyata
Oh look! A Halloween moon!
*scampurrs awf wif teh LPB coz runnign iz teh fun!*
*duks in frunt uv LPB an pretends tu being chasd bai teh Fronsch piggeh*
Phew, LPB – dat wussa close won!
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kwik! lettuce go hyde unner taht hyooge pyle ob Applols dey be habbing le Applol Bobbloling contest wib layter…
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Dey nebber fynd us unner dere…
EEP! C’est une Grande Noir Chat! Et c’est Hallolween!!!
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EEP! Ou est ma pantalons??? Mon Dieu!
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* runsawaygrandevitesse *
*Holds out cue, trips LPB*
Pore nakey piggeh!
*takes LPB’s temprachur, puts cone collar onnim*
Applols! Ai can knocking tem awf tabuls an chasing tem!
Where teh piggeh goed? Hao him can be chasing me if ai nawt knowing where him iz? Hmph. Ai gunna go sharpin mai pointee enz awn sumfing.
Heehee, yu gots cone collar.
Ai can riggul owt uv ennyfing, ai gotted myne awf.
AY! givez-vous mon temprachur back!
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* wrigglols out of cone adn chases Trick arownd le room
Yay! Chasing!
*skids tu a stop faysing LPB, crowched flat wif pupils dilated an tayl twitching, ten runruns awf again wif kwikness*
* twitches whiskers… chase chase chase le chat noir *
O, monsieur le piggeh, vous avez lost ur collar conique!
*Puts another cone collar on LPB, secures it with extry duktape*
LPB! stawp running arownd nekkid wib taht kitteh!
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LCB – mai hoomin issa dragging me awai frum teh pyooter! BOO HISS!
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plz tu be entertaining le fromageamis!
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Happy Hallolween tout le monde!
Bai, GP! Happeh Howloleen!!
yuz had mii kon Vinced!
LolPigGurgler, por supuesto.
~as Trick-kitteh~
*sniffsniff*
Iz a sweetpea ennyfing lyk huneesukul? Ai lyk lyk lyk huneesukul az much as Loki an Angel lyk catnip! Yu duz nawt smell lyk huneesukul…
weellll (dats a deep subjkt) dey are bofe vines, dey bofe have pretty stinky fleurs but the vines o da sweetpea attach wif da tendrilz, and the hunnysukkles attach by wrapping around da sport. ifinkso. i go faktchek.BRB
ZOMG! a LOLFRONSH PUN!!!
*swoons*
*whispurrs* BTW, haow doo u mayke teh accent grave, accent aigu, et le circonflex? not to mention le cedille. kmercibai.*
Ah, madame, to do les diacriticals, vous has to go to l’Ecole des Accents Graves et Dangéreux for beaucoup years.
Or u finds urself a cheet sheat so vous does not has to remember not to oublier les codes necessary:
http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm
Mérci bukkits, LPG!!!1! Toot lay joors, squelchey shoes de gnu, j’apprehends on ICHC.
Convergent, even.
BC practisses for tonite!
Puuuurrfect. I’ve never seen a kitty actually do that right!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Ai duz tihs alla tiem! Mom luvs it when ai duz, but she always complayning taht she neber having camra-fingiee in reech.
I ar a scary monster
:RAWR
1 vote and three comments WTF?
Make that like…eh…too lazy to count. :/
Skarey kitteh!
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bluesfan473 ridez inn awn a chaireeot maid uv de fynest tynfoil & pulled buy a teem uv mitey egghawsted badgerz.
Snazzilee dressed as de Kween uv Denial!
U cahn see mai costoom iffen u clik awn mai bloo naim! Butt ai shud add dat unforshoonaytelee dat iz nawt akshully meh in de pixure (darn it!)
woops, iz ai tew eerly fer de costoom parti? tew bahs, twas a grand entranze.
~as Trick-kitteh~
It waz, it waz!
Ai can chasing yur bajers? plz plz plz? Oooh, tinfoil, ai can play wif? Yu shiney, yu wanting sum black furs fur yur whyteness?
Great costjoome, bluesfan! Ai is mush impressed! unfrotunately, ai dunno has tyme to play, is meeting wif fwend IRL soon to have dinner and go 2 theatur. Pity! But ai’ll read up on u later! Have fun!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Having fun, upfi! Duz yu having enuff dressee shus fur featur, wif awl tehm feets? Iz yu gunna be a flutterby sumday? What duz cat-pillurs eet fur dinner?
ppuuuRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr
Kitteh shud mak dis pose wen da moon is out.
~as Trick-kitteh~
Happeh Howloleen, Gina! Iz fun poze tu du, ennytiem! But wud luk berry kool against moon, yepyep!
kitteh haz funneh yawnin fase
werk it baby, werk it. dat’s rite. yur sexii, run yur fingurs frew yur hair. feel teh breezie. werk it.
Mai fren haz a skinnee blak kitteh dat duz tihs poze purrfeckly!
Not exactleh, kitteh’s tail lacks enthusiasm.
yah, gots to get a liddle more arch in taht tayl!! iz sagging. needs more puffy, too.
* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Otay, lemme see…
FCHRG(wdoi) – Check
Hunnert Dollar Towel Cape – Check
Burglar Mask – Check
Dollar Sign Bag – Check
Faux Moose Stash – Check
Horriblol Fronsch Ack Scent – Check
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AH HAH! Je suis le Grande et Powerfloof lolpigburglar!!!
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Bon Hallolween Fromageamis!
~as Trick-kitteh~
A lolpig! Yu be gud fur eeting? Oar chasing? Yu will being mai fren an playing wif me? Ai will trying nawt tu use pointee-enz! Wasina bag, iz it treets?
mais mais mais, je n’est pas une nom!
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* rummaje rummaje rummaje dans le dollar sign bag
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Regarde – un maus!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2449099
~as Trick-kitteh~
Yay, a maus! Ai can haz, plz plz plz? *jumps awna LPB shoulder an swypes atta maus*
owee owee owee! s’il vous plait tu be remooving votre pointy ends!
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Merci!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Ai has berry gud balans, ai praktis tihs awla tiem awn mom! Ai nawt use pointee enz berry much!
Ai can haz maus, plz plz plz?
purrrRRrrrRRRrrrrRRR
* tosses maus towards giant pyle ob catnip
or maybe coleslaw???
de kween uv denial luvs de trick-kitteh! pleez 2 nawt chaise mai badgerz, pour fings r worn owt frum pullin mai tinfoyl chaireeot!
Ah, bodjour, monsieur le piggeh. Voulez-vous que je photographs u? Step over here onto this platform under teh good lights. Ne worry pas about teh springy thingy behine vous; that’s for le chillrens hyperactifs.
Ok. Now big le smile for le camra, and…
ah bonjour LCB – je stand ober ici, je pense…
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que? regarde ca!
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* runsawayveryfast *
Happee hallolweenie tew awl cheezfrends!
ai maid mai grand entranze a lil eerly in de thred but iffen aneewun wantz 2 see mai costoom dey cahn buy clikin awn mai bloo naim!
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kaithxthatsnawtreelymehindepixurebai!
* clappity clappity *
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Tray Bean Costoom BF473, Tray Bean! @@@@@
*Walks in carryin a chair ober my hed*
Ooooooooo. Tray wunnerful costoom BF473!
Chair!
*jumps frum cweenmj’s shoulder awntu chair awn phatcat’s hed*
Whai yu having chair awn hed?
Dat be my costoom. I be gum!
Gots to go werk fer a wile. Pleh! Wayves floofy paw.
Mr. lolpigburglar… did i seez u on SouthPark last night? wuz u wun of the pinnygigs terrorizing peeples?
Dis iz thrilluuur, thrilluuur niiiite
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yeeheeeeeee
Hey! Ai iz fyotchur crazee cat laydee! Gimme sum candee!
**sed in hur best Adam Sandler voyse**
O, ou est ma manners!
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* passes arownd sordid horse doovers
Gud, gud. U awlmoast haz it. Tayl jest needz a litul moar oomph. U wantztu trai kurld oar strayt up? Mehbee fluft up a bit an….YES!! DAT’Z IT!!! PURRR-FEKT!!
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Okeh nao wurk it. Sho meh teh skayree!
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Byootiful! Hao bowt a profaiyl?
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Jest a fyoo moar, den we brayk fr cheezburgrz.
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ah bonjour LOLDemon! s’il vous plait tu tell us abowt votre costoom!
I iz orinj an striaipitee. I stanz up awn mah haind legz wif rimorseful x-presshun.
I iz “I Mayd U a Kookee, But I Eetid It” Kitteh!
(No kawstoom in reel laif dis yeer, but frend uv main is drest az “Furst Gai U Meetz in a Hawrur Moovee” meenin teh sorter kreepee gai hu tellz teh grrop uv teenajurz dat teh oeld kabin bai Killenstab Laek iz ubandund an dey kanz stey dayr fr teh nait if dey wantz.)
I bringz Sweedish Spaidurz! Melt tugeddur bag uv chawlit ckipz an bag uv karumel chipz an stur. Pore n bag uv krunchee chow mayn noodulz an mix n-til noodlz r koted. Spoon koted noodulz awntu wax paypur in smawl, spaiduree klumpzez. Chill n-til hardind, den surv.
NOM! fankyoo!
awww, u iz luukin sweet & preshus LOLDemon! Dat kitteh iz wun uv mai moast faborite lols!
oops, dis wuz spoze 2 bee furder up unner loldemons commint.
an naow it iz, ob corse!
Fings lyke diz r nawt spoze 2 happeen 2 kweens uv denial!
Denial issa riber inna Afrika, hunney!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Yu can deny iz happenz?
Oh, an ai iz nawt chasing yur bajers. Ai letting tem rest.
*bownses awf tu play inna comfetti an spred it aroun moar*
~as Trick-kitteh~
*pats atta spyder tu see if it wud maek a gud toy*
Spyders be sposd tu run around an up walls an fings so ai can chase tem. Iz nawt spyder, iz hyoomin fud. *bownses awf*
fabulols!! taht costuume is teh best!
*swims into the party*
Waves flipper…Hello cheezfriends! I’m wearing a fez & a pair of those glasses with the fake nose, moustache & eyebrows attached!
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I brought a trick or treat bag for everyone! Each bag has a lollipop shaped like a starfish, shrimp kabobs, eel flavored popcorn balls, a noise maker that unrolls and showers fish shaped confetti when you blow into it & a keychain with a teeny stuffed manatee attached.
Ah Hugh! Bonjour!
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J’Adore votre costoom! Tray Scaree!
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et un sac de treets pour moi? Merci Boocoo!
You’re welcome LPB! Some of my dolphin friends are towing in a barge full of marshmallow filled chocolate manatees as well. Enjoy!
* sniff sniff
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Ummmm chokklit manitees – aifinkso LPB issa bit tyed up rite nao, ai taek care ob his chokklit fur nao!
taiks treet bag, grabs noizy mayker owt uv it
Fweep fweep fweeeeeeep! *confetti showers ebreeware*
Ahm nawt cleanin dat upz! Kweens doan hav 2 cleen!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Comfetti!
*spins around madlee chasing awl teh comfettis at wunce*
*gets toadally cobered in comfettis an spreds it ober a wyde aria*
~as Trick-kitteh~
*scoops eel-flavured popcorn ball owt uv bag*
*chasez it awl ober teh floor an gets unner ebrywun’s feets an bownses off walls an fings*
Whoa! Treet bags!!!! These be da awesum and da win! Blowz noizmaker. FWOOOOT!
Never seen a cat actually do that, of course mine just give you a dirty look.
~as Trick-kitteh~
Sum kittehs gots it, sum kittehs duz nawt.
Hai, DieNarrin, yu being nu? Welkoming! Happeh Howloleen! Yu haz costum?
Chawrrcole smudjj Kitteh
iz besstesst frenz wiff Shaddoz.
No canz beez seend dayr
Wenz ebbeefeengz arz
jusst ryte awll Hewminz canz seez
arz bryte goaldenn iiez
Chawrrcole smudjj Kitteh
lubz 2 awrcch himz bakk juss 2
luukz reeeeeeeelee spooooookee!
Jack.
yay jack! taht sownds just liek kumo aka happycat. considering re-nayming him japaneez wurd for shadow (if i don’t name him mr. piggeh furst) in teh shadows yoo kant see him, just himz golden eyes if teh lite iz just right.
*sadly*
Isn’t anyone going to try the shrimp kabobs? I made them myself!
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*swims off muttering* Ijustdon’tknow,IworkmyflippersoffmakingtreatsandthisisthethanksIget
* lukks up frum plate ob shwimp keebabs wib sauce awl ober whiskers
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huh? whut? Hugh, ware yu going?
O Hugh, u r such a drama kween sumtymes! de shrimp kabobbies r deelishus!
*blowz inno noizemayker & tikklez Hugh wif de end dat unrollz* Fweeeeeeeeeep!
~as Trick-kitteh~
Yay, moar comfettis!
*digs wildlee in teh comfettis*
*spins aroun*
*notises own tayl*
Tis fing following me again! It neber leevs me aloan!
*grabs fur tail, misses, an spins aroun, wif confettis scattring ebrywheres*
PLz plz plz come bak Hugh!!!Ai wud laik sum ov teh deelishus noms, plz?
Well, all right. But only if you also try the eel-flavored popcorn balls.
Here A/C, I brought a treat bag for everyone! (see further up the thread for contents, thanks)
Teh popcorm balls be fun!
Oh, an, um, tehy tasting gud tu, when yu picking tehm up tu carrying around.
Ohai AfriCat! Dew u hav a costoom? Pleez 2 clik awn mai bloo naim 2 see myne, ahm de kween uv denial
Ai prysma-kitteh but ai being mai kitteh Trick, tehre iz pic uv him if yu clicking awna blooness.
Awwww, Trick kitteh bee sew hansum! Ai luv de wite haf-mustash!
*flops awna ground an rolls awn back tu luk at teh kween uv denial
upsyde daon*
*gets cobered eben moar in comfettis coz uv rolling*
Ohai BF! Yesh, ai is teh MUMMY!!! Naice E-gypshun linen banduges an glowin red eyes!!! Scaree, yes? Ai cheked yur costoom, an wee seems tu bee frum teh same area!!! By teh way, yu luk byuootifull!!!! Hubba hubba an woot woot!!!
Fanks fur teh treat bag an teh … interestin … popcorm balls!!!
*eyes Africat fur enny loose enz uv bandujes*
*jumps up awn AfriCat’s shoulder*
Ohai! Happeh Howloleen!
Ohai Trick!!! Mai yu r a berry hansum kitteh!!! *skritches Trick unner teh chin, an behine teh eers* Heer, hav sum kitteh-treets, dey r nommeh!
Treets! *nomnomnom awf AfriCat’s hand*
purrrRRRRrrrrRRRRR
*sheds awl ober teh bandajis an pressez ‘gainst AC’s hand*
U maika bery skaree butt strainglee hansum mummy AfriCat!
*blowz inno noizymayker & tikkles A/C wif de end dat unrollz, gettin confetti awl ober de banduges in de porcezz* Fweeeeeep!
*takes mummy’s temprachur*
O, dear. No temprachur!
*puts cone collar covered in linen strips on mummy*
O teh huje manatee!!!!!
Teh hyuj manatee haz leevinged teh building.
*rayces awf tu find sumfing to play wif*
I was just leaving but I heard your call my friend! Don’t worry, I’ll save you! Get on my back!
*swims away with A/C & deposits him safely on a beautiful sunny beach*
Bye everyone! *waves again*
Ai haits 2 leev de parti butt unforchooomately iz tyme fer dis kween 2 git reddy fur wurk (pleh!)
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Chaises badgerz awl ober ruum, finlee gits dem inno de harnezz. Jumpz inno tynfoil chaireeot wich iz startin 2 crumpel. Hiiiiyo badgerz! Awai!!
Ridez owt uv ruum, givin kweenly waive 2 awl cheezfrends! Happee hallolweenie 2 ebreewun!
Bai, BF! *wavwav*
*frum de distaynze cums a bery faint sownd* fweeeeeeeeep
*Waves oh hai adn bai-bai az bluesfan ridez away!!
See ya later!
Pzl tu note, ebrywun, we awlmost at 200 commints, so remembering tu click awn “show all”.
Why can’t you people write normal English? Don’t you morons have anything better to do than sit around all day talking baby-talk? The only thing scarey about this picture is that it inspires so-called adults to act like a bunch of three-year-olds on caffeine. Why don’t you grow up?
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Ha-ha!! dat b mii in mai troll costume!!! it b deh sceeriest fing I kud finding!!
My goodness, that was scary indeed! *shudders*
I’ll have to be going now, so sorry to leave. Please to enjoy the treat bags I brought & don’t forget the bargefull of marshmallow filled chocolate manatees! Bye everyone! *waves with both flippers*
Bai, Hugh! Dank yu fur teh eel-flavured popcorn balls, an teh comfettis!
OOO. Nommee!! Fankz hughlee, Hugh G!!!
Yu skardeded me!!!
*jumps awn teh cween troll’s shoulder*
purrRRRrrRRRrrrr
Ohai! Ai sit heer, otay?
Dat b dee liteful!! I hazn’t hadding a kitty on mai sholder in agez. I likez deh ear purrz and chin rubbingz frum deh sholder kitty!! I giveing u a nice liddlol eer skritch.
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*(mostlee) blak fur kersplodes ebrywheres*
*pressez hard intu teh cween’s hand an clozes eyes, leening gainst teh cween’s hed fur balans an purring gainst her eer*
Waal aneeboo, ai gotz tu goe nao, sleepythyme fur mee. pleh wurk tumurro, buts wut kan yu do?
Good nite an gud day tu alla cheezpeeps an kittehs, enjoi yur day!!!
Haz a gud sleepz, nawt sleep fur fousands uv yeers, otay? We wud missing yu!
Happeh Howloleen!!!
I’z delurking to sai Harpee Scaree Day. No coztoom hier, tho. Dey freeks me out, even when Ai wuz wee liddu tyke. Not on udders, but on mii.
Bak to werking on job appli… apllic.. looking for a job. Cheezland gud plais to porcr… proceras… spend teim frootfully.
hi, q, glad yoo de-lurked an hopeso yoo will d-lurk an joyn us agin! happy hallolween to yoo too! an kostyooms are opshunal, yoo kan duz wut i alwyaz do an say i am disgized as a responsible adult!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EBRYWONZ!!!
teh halloween lolcatz iz funny! (Iz new 2 lolspeek)
WOW LOL THATS FUNNY
Happeh Haloweenz!