see? iz wastin away
see? iz wastin away i can has cheezburgr now?
u can haz candee since iz howloween. but maek sur dis kitteh nawt taek it awl.
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oh noes, skin n bones
hay, waidda gogdone minnit…you twikked me
kitteh sez: so, whar’s my tweet?
Elebenty millyun Cheezburgers 4 u!
Howz dat fur a tweet?
NOM!
*gets owt an elebenty pownd cheezburger, wib dubbul cheez* An’ remembu, yew can’t hab ani pudding iffen yu down’t eet yor meet.
and my darkgreenleafyvegetablols
*munchez on a lil nip*
eet’s inda cage.
Wii has a 4-wai macramay! Corn graterz sweetpea onna nawt sekkund! Shud wii dew teh Monster Mash?
Dagnabbit!!! Ai gived m’self an earwurm. Boris Karlolff inna mai hed. Sumbuddy hep meh!
teh onle way I knows to halp is to give u a notter one… mite be worser than the one u has!
Ani fin to oblij a ladeee
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9Dz5yui0Rc&feature=related
i herd a hevvy mettle verjun of dat song 2day.. 2 fast 4 me!
It wuz a grabeyard smash.
No skin, akshully. Jus bones.
Skeletorcat needz fudz
Iz a trik. He jus wantin ur cheezburgers
Hee izza decepticon!
u don’t fool me kitteh.
u gets a TRICK!
well it’s TRICK or TREAT rite?
So it’s yew, or teh kitteh gets teh treatmint…
well I fink its a fashul.
but to a kitteh it mite seem more like a baff.
Watter, yu meens?
Oh, ai lyk watter! Ai lyk teh balk-nee when it rayning an teh showr when Mom be in it an playing in teh kitteh fountain we sposd tu use fur just drinking.
Ai was fraid it myte be getting tempurchur tooked again, oar needuls, oar sumfing.
oh noes!
nuffin liek that.
kitteh fountain?
Duz it produce a fountain of kittehs?
Mom’d luv tat, aifinkso.
Nope, just keeping teh waters fresh coz always muving.
An iz an awsum toy!
Iz nuttin but fur adn bonez
An pointee enz. Nawt furget teh pointee enz.
An a hyuuuuge hungreeeeeeee
ai knowing a hyoomin whu gunna be sowree tey dideded tat…
ohai twick!
I saw dey made u into a conehed.
How’s that werking for u?
Ai rigloled and rigloled an ai skaped! Nawt lyk cone fingie. Hmph.
*puts sum ise screem (catnip flavur) intu teh cown*
Deh hip bone kunnekted tu deh thy bone!
Teh thy bone connecticuted to teh elbone!
*luks at LCB.
No wunder u wokz so funnee.
Teh wok bone’s connectified to teh stir-fry bone!
Ai being glad yu nawt MAI v-e-t.
*runs away wif kwikness an hops back awn cweenmj’s sholder*
*Petz Trick on deh back adn awl deh way tu deh end uv deh tail.
U kin stay deyre fur a whyle, pal.
*puuurrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRs happileh*
Mmmmm…. stir-fry.
NIGHTSHAYDE!
Happy burfdai!
I hassa burfdai prezzie for u!
Itz really grate. But I has to get it owtta LCB furst.
Haapy Halloween an Birfdai, nightshade!
Yu haz teh bestest birfdai dai ebber!
Happi Halloween Teasel! Iz yur favritest day of all!
Happee Birfday tu yoo!
happee birfday tu Yoo!
Happee Hallolween birfday Deer Nightshayde,
Happee birfday tu Yew!!!!
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I bringedin u a Jak-o-Lantern fur yer birfday prezzee!
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not shur wai itz green tho!
Nawt rype yet?
Yu skered teh orinj awf wif yur troll akt?
Yu nawt wanted tu bring wun tat wuz poisin?
Happi Burfdai nightshayde, aie maded you a stir fry but fed it to teh kitteh…..
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sew aie maided you a caek and lol’d eet
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2452599
happi birfdai tew yew
hbdfy
in yer honor::
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2452710
Happy birfday adn hallolween, Deadly Nightshayde! Menny hippo returnz!
Happy birfdai, {{{{{Nightshayde}}}}} Wur yu yur momma’z trik oar trete? Ai wuz spozed tu hab a Crismus prezzie babeh but she nawt cumz til aftur janyuairy. Wud hab bin trete tu du it suner.
As usumable ai is late, but happy birfday, Nightshade, an menny happitayl returnses!
Has sum carat caek wif creem cheez icing. Nom nom nom…
Dem bownz ey stowle from goggie bownz…..
Dem bownz ey stowle from goggie bownz…..
Dem bownz ey stowle from goggie bownz…..
Heer dar wurd ob ceiling cat!
no DAT’s not why she’s walking funnie….
*snerk*
*snurtle*
ohai!!
*hedbonks DK*
U just passin thru, or can u stay n play?
Oof! *hedbonks Leeza bak*
Sowree, just a dribe-by commint!
Ai’ll C yoo this ebening, doh!
*takes teh skelolten kitteh’s temprachur*
Well, it seems normal, but just to be sure, here’s a cone collar.
okays LCB.
One last chanse!
Iffen u dzn’t ‘produced’ teh dongle… I will has to go in aftur it!
There may be debreefing flooid involved.
And firemens.
Peepulz pleez!! not tu b starving ur kittehz!! it b sew kruel tu depriving deh kitteh uv fud just so u kin habbing deh laffz!! Wut kind uv evil peepz wud doing dis tu deh kitteh?? And u, u just sitting dere duing nuffing tu saving deh pour starved kitteh. I shud reporting awl deh ICHC peepz tu deh ASPCA adn PETA!!!
Doan wurry, itz just mj in deh troll costume. Did I skeering u? Boo!!
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Mrrrrp!
Oh. Iz yu, cween. Ai nawt gunna get used tu tese scarry-ings.
Boo Hoo?
Who Boo?
Hoo Doo
Voo Doo?
Yoo Doo?
Yoo Hoo?
Ooo! (ty) Boo Teek!
Haz shiney fings an string an crinklee balls an fevver toys an fings!
He’z onn nawt second. (Whoops, eye almost sayed teh “f” wurd)
ohai Tribble gud afternoon
how is Uz
Happee Hollerween two_kittehs!
Did u c ober onn lolcelebs AND funny look-alikes
they hadd Star Trek pichers tudai!
Teh wun wif Worf gabe mee such a phunnie.
it ar phunnie
did U see enterprise that looks like a sink?
yez, eye haz nebber lukeded atta synk
an scene an ennerprize b 4 !
whut iz Uz dressed as fur Halloween?
Futbawl Mom. Wii hazza gayme.
Eye won’t eben bee abul tu pass owt n e candiez!
Whut u dressed az?
Akshully I iz dressed in mah normal duds
blak pants an bloo shirt
but considering deh elekshun season
I shud be dressed as VP candydate
or Joe the plumber
:shudders
or may be not…
Or mebbeh I can beez a Vulcan
live long and prosper
gibbes Tribble the Vulcan salute
Hey I has a crazee theory
Obama is really Tuvok, an has trabelled back in time
frum the 24th century
that’s why him has big earz (pointeh endz has been
fixded by the Dr) and himz so calm!
iz dat wif the $1500000 war droeb oar da da kunsinemint shawp cloze? Skairee ever wai. Mai kostumr iz a big grene crayola. Cant sit doan oar git ina car.
Ai’ll be danged! wp taked awia mai shuz nd gib me bak mai gramawairsgreneshuz abatar. Wil hab tu goze shawping fur nu shuz.
I no can affordz to shawp in Neiman Marcus
only windo shawp!
no, not peta!! anfing but taht!! tehy will triez to make me eet tofu!!!!!!!!
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dagnabit, cweenmj, yoo’z skary!
u gots a noo abatar!!
Iz dat a cowboi??
no, iz hard to tell in teh teeny-tiny verzun, clikkie on my bloo to see teh bigger wun. iz only my hallolween kostyoom, will be bak to my normal blak kat slef tomorrow.
*peeks round teh door a liddle to sea wots goan awn*
*Ai’z askeerd tu be comin owt cuz sumwun mite takes mii temprashur an I do nawt want! I no want cone caller efur!*
*seas LCB an runsrunsruns awai reely reely fast-liek!*
Haaaaaaapppppppyyyyyy Halloweeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!
Plez to convey to Miss Cotton…der’s sum wunnerful costoomy colors in my ink box. Wud B happi to assist in yur preprashuns fer dis ebening’s festivnesses!
Ai chanjed mai abitar – did it wurk? Dis mai kostum!
din’t wurk – supposed to be wite kitteh wif witch hat.
It taking a lil tiem, sumtiems.
mine finally wurked aftur a fyoo howrs.
ooh, now iz wurking! kyoot!
Heehee! Berry cyoot!
O Karen, iz teh cyoot!!!!!!
Yippee!! Happitale!!! It wurked!! (Gemmi wil kum bak later).
Iz gemmi awn da pianO? iz cyute.
da hoomin iz furtoonate da kitteh no shredz him to bitz for puttin’ him in dat get-up…
Kittehs can be suttul. Kitteh mebbe planning revenj laytur. Iz menny fings a kreeative kitteh can du, yu no.
Iz trick! doan I noe yew? iz see yew beefoar! I NOES YEW!
Iz trick! doan I noe yew? iz see yew beefoar! I NOES YEW!
(sshhhh, ai be prysma-kitteh in Howloleen costoom as mai brat-kitteh Trick, but duz nawt tell ennywun!)
SSssshh! Ai noe dis!
*lowers voice to mere whisper*
Hellew Trick *pats trick on hed*
Heer haf a tweet. Noe bee taeken mai fingurs owt doe plz.
Iz confoosin hao mai goast awlsew poasted der saim messij.
*nomnomnoms treets*
purrrrRRRRrrrRRRRRrrrr
*hedbonks n tehn jumps awn beevils’ sholder n balanses wif nawt (much) pointy enz*
Ohai! Fankies fur treets! Happeh Howloleen!
Plz Trick, teh poynty enz be hurtins. NOES! Mai fingurs!
*Closes door, calls ambulance*
BEETLE JUICE (kitteh) !!
BEETLE JUICE (kitteh) !!
BEETLE JUICE (kitteh) !!!!
yore right!
(also, ifinkso hoomeber putted taht kostyoom on teh kitteh may bery well soon be joining teh ded.)
Hi ebreewun! haznt bin arownd much yet becawz i wuz trying to drug teh cats, tehn wuz helpin at teh church tiny tots hallolween party (i wuz teh talking pond for teh fishing game), tehn hadda eet lunch. but now i iz heer in my kostyoom taht WP finally horked up for me! to see bigger version, clikkie on my bloo; for eben bigger version, look at teh pics on my porfile.
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an i haz a speshul bonus treet for anywun hoo kan name hoo teh lubly lady iz hoo i am disgized az!! (hint: wuz in a cartoon popular wif girls in teh mid-90’s)
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also, heer iz teh reminder taht wen the post cownt hits 200, plz to clikk on “show all” to reed all teh posts. an also, ebreewun rebember to greet all teh noobies an de-lurkurs so taht ebreewun iz inklooded in teh fun!
Drug cats?
Whai yu drug cats?
Yu nawt talking about catnip n hunneesukkle, aifinkso!!!
Yu being bizzy, tho!
well, catnip, yes. i hadda leev kumo an shiro alone for a wile, eben tho shiro haz taken strong offense to how kumo smells right now. shiro wuz so offended that him disamappeered all day yesterday! so today i keeped him in. but him not happy, kinda hissy an yowly at kumo. so i buyed speshul “bref-freshener” kitteh treets for kumo (nomnomnom liked them), an sum natural holistic “calming” treets for shiro (nomnomnom). tehn i also leeved tehm wif a dish ob catnip leeves. came home, catnip all ober kitchen flore, bofe guys asleep in my yunger boi’s room – normal for kumo (in teh klozet on top ob teh lego bins), not at all normal for shiro (on teh bed). mebbe peas iz beginning to be restored? or just sleepin off teh binge? teh fakt taht tehys sleepin in teh same room, kumo’s current room, iz a gud sign.
Whyfor kumo smelling funny?
Iz gud tey sleeping in saem room! Soon mebbe tey be lyk me an Loki an can sleeping tugevver! Ai hope so, ebrywun shud have fren lyk tat!
Ai nawt lyk catnip (ai lyk hunneesukkul insted, an it make me happeh an silleh), but Loki an Angel fall asleep reelly hevlee fur ajes aftur tey having teh nip.
dunno why kumo smellz funny. teh ovver day, shiro wented up to him all frendly-like an started to lik himz fase, tehn sniffed an jumped bak and started hissing. him did taht a fyoo more times taht day, sniffed carefully at kumo tehn started hissing, tehn after taht wuz all hissy an stressed an hostile an stuff an didn’t want to be arownd taht stinky kitteh. finkso it wuz eever cawz kumo had a liddle bit ob bellyake teh ovver day, wuz kinda sik, or mebbee had a tussle wif anovver kitteh – haz a skratch on himz eer i hadnt see before. so iz making sik or skared or stressd smells. shiro seems a liddle more mellow dis afternoon, tho.
Yor kittehs bee haffins sum beef wif each uvver? mai mums cat Mr.P and Ebils sumiems goes threw dis, leik dey fawls owt and dem dey maeks up and bee frend agen. Iz odd and she noe liek it but iz awl kewl afters
yah, kumo iz teh noo kitteh (gotted him in september), thot mebbee shiro wanted kitteh companyun cawz him yoosed to hab a bruvver hoo gotted lost. it wuz slow, but tehy wuz startin to get along pretty gud, playing pownsy-chase wif eech ovver an sleeping in teh same room – sumtimes eben on teh same peece ob furnichure, an shiro eben groomed kumo a fyoo times. tehn all ob a sudden, not getting along at all. hopefully iz starting to get better agin.
OMG! this looks totally like Remy! (Except Remy’s a fatty)
Ohai Valesa! Ai cannawt remempurr, did ai giving hedbonks tu yu an Remy an Gitana yet? Bedder tu menny tan nun! *hedbonks*
or just floofy?
NOT FAIR !! I madez LOL just like dis and its goes front page …. *wails* … *sob sob *
*puts a floofy paw around Mr Kittehs shoalders*
Doan cry, Iz jus deh luk of der claw, draw effen.
oh, i iz sorry, i wented an luked an gibbed yors 5 stars! better luk next time!
Hab sum nip adn cheezburgers. I’m still waiting foar ani ob my lols tu reech frunt payg, thow I’m still trying tu figger owt wy sum aer fabrited adn obbers arnt. In teh edn, there aer elebenty millyuns ob lols adn ownli a hadnful frunt paygers a dai, butten mowst ob teh lols I’b seen dun aer reeeeelly reeeeely gud. Tu getten awl da gud wuns, we’b hab lols wib wun powst in adn we’d awl be lownli – DO NAWT WANT! Noa idea how moar lols cud be seen. Until sumwun solbs dat, I’b put sum cheezburgers at de end ob teh powst foar yu tu nom.
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Thank you peoples
*sniffs* Me not feelz so bads now 
Aw. Mom says ai gotta get awf puter coz she needing tu go tu stoar. She needing tu get gushifuds, an I gess tat being importint coz ai nawt want tu miss meels an Angel wud get reelly REELY growchee aibet. An she wanting tu get catmilk fur teh berry owld feral kitteh she feeds, coz teh feral nawt eet much teh last cupple days an Mom wurried about her, aifinkso.
So ai gunna go awna balk-nee wif Loki an Angel wile tere be sum sun, an ai comes bak layder, otay?
[psst, caertrolls, mai bf be heer tu watching kittehs awn balknee, an it having chikkin wyre aroun it fur safetees, STN]
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Happeh Howloleen ebrywuns!!!
Bai Trick, yew bee haffin vizit frum Interpols veree soon.
Haf noe idear hao I tyeps dis, as Ai haf noe fingurs
Ohai beevels, aie passed a zombie onna wai to teh fred and him lent me a hand wud you liek teh fingerz?
Ohai Maggs, mine wer nommed off feeden tweets to twik- iza gud job yew got me dees noo fingurs.
iz liek nite of teh liveng ded owt der tonite, mite go get sum moar jusincase
memberz to taek CHRG it mai stawn zombiez frum nommin ur brainz
I wuz thinken moar kitchin utensels leik a fish slyce, Ai be slappen sum zombees tonites! *rubs hands in glee*
OMG i’m fealin ebil! Iz pub tiem nao, gubbais, If am nawt heer tomoro yew noes I got nommed, or i be sleepen in a deech!
lol. bak at uz!
i bin planning fur days to come to cheezyween partay dressed as teh scary Dour Jones Industrials…
but this am, my husband was laid-off (with no warning ) and now i’m truly scared. i’m a homemaker and we have 2 teens.
sorry to smash ur punkin but i would appreciate ur gud thots & prayers.
thanx cheezpeeps
Oh, lots uv good thots, dat’s skary indeed. {{{{Kayjoy}}}}
Kwickly to himz be imployed agen, (iz Halloeen so) witchly heebeejeebeez uv goodnes tu yew!
thank u, RBF
thanx fur teh hugs- i’ll share them with my fambly
Oh Kayjoy, that’s very scary. Sending lots of good thoughts your way that your hubby will find a new job soon, one even better than he had before. Please keep us posted.
DK
thank you, Diamond Kitteh,
he’s a good man n a grate worker- but his career iz somewhat seasonal here in Wi. we prays fur a steady job.
sending gud thots an prayers for yoo an yor fambly. i bleev wher wun dore closes anovver wun opens, not alwayz teh wun we expect, but an open mind an teh right efforts will show teh dore taht opens. gud luk to yoo! (an dont wurry abowt smashin punkins (har har), wen we shares eech ovvers burdens teh burdens get lighter an we get stronger. {{{{{kayjoy & fambly}}}}}
thank u, dear lunarmommy,
this iz an ordeal that many workers will face- not just in teh USA, too.
@ leest there iz a safety net here in teh Midwest & i has supportive parentz
{{{{{{{{{{Kayjoy an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
Best to awl uv yu as he findz an otter jawb, as ai is shure he will.
many thanks, Cassidy
he’s already lookin online ( last job he got was due 2 monster.com- how festive fur teh 31st! )
oh, kayjoy. i am indeed sending thots and prayers.
{{{{{{kayjoy & family}}}}
u r so sweet- thank u
pretty tendrils give gentul hugs, too
Humf! I puted a linkee to mai costyoom wai bak befour teh T-R-O-L-L caim in, adn I waz feelin a liddel lonly cuz nobuddy sed anyfing abowt it, but I lukked at my DH’s comyewter adn it’z not dere!
Sew I repeetz, wifowt teh korect linkiness:
“Hey, kitteh, dat’s wut I wuz gonna ware!”
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dat skarri – nao word press is eeeetin commints an bryanes.
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I mayde teh part abawt teh brainz
Onlee ur french fryes can saiv mee!
noo, kitteh! it’ll go straight to your thighs!
bwned
ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!
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*wipez iiz* Dat wun just kawt mii bai surprize!!
skeleton cat..doin it quite well, askhually
Gimme Cheezburgr beefor my headz goez too!
me wunt cheezburgr now! me stomch grwl…
omg iz frgt mah psswrd!
omg im a lonr on dis site…omg random cheezeburger!