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Oar big sis, liddul bro
GMTA!
Ai akshully hadded a liddul bro who didded dis!
Hay Meezer Mom, wut kind ob meezers you has? Ai has a chonklitt mama an her seal “bebbeh” (naow free yeers old).
Ai haz a sealpoynt wif appell hed and verrie loud voyse. He’s mai nawt seccund kitteh.
Yash, teh appell heds rule! Mai “bebbeh” bees berre lowd too!
Akshulle ai has a small worry, becuz teh mama iz owtside n itz Hallowe’en. Hoep her cums bak soon.
She juss wantz 2 C the punkins.
Cud be. When ai has a candle beside mai bed, her cums berry cloes to ‘bestigate. Den has teh crinklee eyebrows.
Ifen teh momma cat comes bak tonite, I thynk it mitted be bestest if she stays indoors, eben iffen she’s not keen on it. Nawt gud foar kittehs owtsyde tunite.
Yash, speshully blak wuns n whiet wuns. Mai big whiet boi Teddy bees heer wif mii. Adn teh meezer mama came bak! Yays!
Yay! At hoam kittehz iz saef kittehz. *crosses fingurs* Owr kittehz is skerred uv teh doorbell. Poor fings spend teh whole ebening upstairs. Abowt 1/2 howr aftur teh last ghoul/goblin, dey will appearz & be wanting snorgles.
Wyre teh doorbell tu a cat treet dispensur upstayrs.
snorgles on demand, tuff jawb, alas *heavy theatrical sigh* but summones gotta do eet.
Nightshayde! Hoep yoo R habbing a VERREE HAPPEH BIRFDAI!!!!!1!
ohai dk, in case u comes back here, sowry I wasn’t around to say CONGRATS!
Ai had a beeg brofer wu didid dis. Bak inna daiz wen hom mobees b onna flim, wen der wus a liddol lef, he’d tern teh camra up himz noze, fings liek dat.
pls to forgive… she gets taht way sumtymes
Dis mai litol brudder. He ruins all teh picshures
an I has to put up with him!
:sigh
liddel brudder
aks stoopee queshunz
beez annoying
calls me naymes
d…
drinks mikl fru himz noze
eatz adn burpz lawd
findz teh plastik puke
g…
gibes me wet willies
has equally stoopee frenz
is messy
j…
disses mi
eets mai candee
furgets mai burfdai
gets awl teh gud prezzints at Chrissmiss
h….
hydes teh lasst peece ob da jiggsaw puzzlol
irritaytes me
jerks mai poneetayle
k…
kicks meh unner deh dinner tayble
licks mah cupcake
makes faces at me when mawm is not luking
nomz awl deh gushifudz
openz mai prezzeez
putz smelly feetz in mai fais
qwankz deh stereo up tew lowdz
r…
reeds mai diary!
steels mai hellolween candee!
ties mai shoolayces in knots!
underestimates mai sneekeeness!
v…
very, very, ‘noying allz de tiem
wacky!
xtremly ‘noying allz de tiem (um….did Ai say dat alreddy?)
yells allz de tiem too!
zen he groo up 2 B very nice hoomin, akchully.
*nodz in agrreements*
yup, deh bruzzerz b pretty gud wen dey awl growd up. X sellent end tu deh list, divakitty!!
kwik !hyde!
*snerk*
ai miss yur shoes m’laydee. don’t rekunnise yu ryte away.
Ohai, {{{{{ smiley}}}}} happee halloweenie. ai dint reknize me tudai ever.
Gud versis Ebil Teh Ultimate Fighting Championship!
ohai rhsb happy halloween!
Ohai, 2_k!
Happy Hallolween 2 u 2!
Has u gots kidlets 2 taek owt?
no kidlets yet only kittehs
but I will be gibing out candies to demz kidlets!
Wii jes had owr nawt-seckund kidlets!
Mai dad iz gud wif kidz, sew himz in charj ov the candee-gibbin.
U gibbin owt gud stuffs? Ai mite hasta nock awn ur doar….
I gibing out hersheys kisses and m and m’s
you want some
Iz enny ov it dark choklit? Dats mai favrit.
Mahm bawt Reese cups an Kit-Kats.
(Ai hoep wii nawt haz a lotta kidz….Dem Reese cups iz cawllin mai naem…)
yes sum is dark and sum is milk choklits
dark choklit is my favorite 2z
In mah grocery co-op they has sum organik dark
choklit, I furget deh brand it has piktoors of wild animlols on it
usually big kittehs
an it ar berry gud…
I likes the kitkats!
choclatee and crunchee
want
Mmmm, chonklitt! Ai R gibbing owt Twizzlers n gross gummis n caramels. If ai botted chonklitt, ai wud eat most ob it befoar teh 31st!
Ai haz 2 do dis too, ai bye likorish oar mounds barz or bubblygum cauze ai doan lyke dose. Ai cahnt bee trusted wif de kindz ai lyke, dere wudnt bee anee fer de kidlets.
Stoopy papperrotzee! Leab us alone! We is not a storee!
Dats rite!!!
I AM NAWT AN ANIMUUUUL!!!
Oh…wayt…yesh I r.
nebburmindz…
Ai will nawt be stampt, fyled, indexed or lolled. Ai am nawt a nommer, I am a free raynge egg!
We gawtz us a macrame! Letz orf tu da tae bo teak fur sum spais sider nd donutz nd sum sessreez fur oawr kostumez.
lets hurry to teh boo teek! ai hassnt decided onna costyume yet.
maybee ai’ll git sum ideeas der.
cheezes twice!! it’s a split personality DID cat wut cannot decides who him iz and iz out to scarez everybuddy but first is all nice and getz everybuddy to liike himz before he goez all eeeeeeevil and then …. get in the …. oh, waitaminit. Ai’z confyoozed now.
ohai, Prof. dBeaker. mebbe you duzn’t has a confused, just blinded by sines?
I renewed my subscription to dat lil eer wurm just a few minuets ago-they were playing on the muzak distribushun system at the stoar where i botted the trik or treat candeees!
Meh. I wish they’d put sum good pix on this site. This is spozed tot be LOLcatz not Boring catz! I can remember wen this wuz a cool site. It realy makes me sad to see it haz kum tu this.
.
Boo! did I skeer U? Ize wareing my troll costume!!
**rhsb runz an hydes unner teh bed, skeered ov teh troll**
iss ok, rhsb, itz jus mii. *smillolz big* See? I not reelee a troll.
Kum owt frum unnder deh bed, I haz treetz fur u.
.
Dere b ……
Animlol crakkerz
Beeg joosee peechez
Chokklit
Divinitee
E….
picks up the mask
photographing kittehs is exploiting them
the flash decreases their eye sight and blinds demz elbenty purrcent fur
each flash
didn’t know dis did ya?
: how wuz mah impurrshun?
WOW!
Ur costoome werked!
U reelee had mee foar a minite!
kin i borrowes it foar werk plz?
So I kin betch an nawt gitz in trubble?
CUZ DEY WOANT NOES IT R MEE!!!!
*tryz tu put on teh mask, but it won’t fit ober teh cheezburger*
*shivvers*
got ennee timberz?
*snerkle* what’s left of ‘em
Rawr.
i skeerded u!
Rawr.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(gets bref bak)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(pantpantpant)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(wippies brow)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(goes an’ gets drink)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(plays wib string wib glitter on it)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………(napnapnap)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m seeing Buggs Bunny in the Leopold Stokowski outfit for some reason.
Bugs Bunny, I can see. I fink sumfing lyke dis woz dun when an elderly buggs adn an elderly elmur wur remmin… renum… thinking bowt when dey wur kids.
Hay! Wut am ai, chopp’d libbuh? No congrats? No dantzes? No chonklitt martoonie?
Oh, an Happy Hallowe’en ebree wun! Ai R waring mai “pour mii” costyoom!
O, ai sew sowwee, 4.5!
CONGA-RATS 2 u!
Wat kinda drinkz and dansez wud u lyk?
Oh fanks ebereewun! Dark chonklitts n baileys wif creem FTW!
*joynes two_kittehs in dantzin*
*step step kick slide, jazz pawz*
*turn arounds step step kick slide*
Teh liddul trik oar treeters R so cyoot! But dey be lukking at mii azif dey R finking “Wut R rong wif dis ladee?” when ai asking dem to sing a song oar tell me a poem!
got summfin fer ya
strike, parry, shield-slam, strike.
R yoo protekting mii frum teh evil creechurs dat be owt tonite, Dan?
If so, ai may has to swoon!
nope, da pic I prawmissed so long ago.
but arraingements can be made………for cheezburgers
oh noez 4.5k, I brings U mah speshul dark choklits
baileys wid cream and I iz dansing too
U wanna join..
step step kick slide, jazz pawz
turn arounds step step kick slide
oh and concats and happeh halloween
We kin do teh Mawnster Mash.
It were a gwaveyard smash!!!
Is hard to be ebil with liddle pink paddeepawz!
awwwwsum pic! I wish I cood git pix liek dat ov mah kittehz…they allwayz stop dewin wuteva it iz dey dewin wen i git out da kamra….speshallee wen dey resslin round awn da flor. Tink deez pix r framez frum videoz? O well…happy halloween evrybuddy! I’ll post pix on myshpace ov mah decked out house sewn!
Dubbuhl-myndud kittoon jus lyke moas piipuhlz ai hav siin, but Qter.
O noze. its ganna kell mi!
xDDD
grrreatz
how doez ppl get deez kind of pics?!?!?!?
a fazt cammera, an a lotta spair tiem
Nice 1 dude
No fotos of mizz lowhan!
No invasion of my privacy!