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basement cat wishes u happy halloween
happeh howloween! twik or twet!
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Tweet definitely a tweet
Well teh nitingayl wuz tweetin afor teh Kitteh wantid a midnite snax afinkso
Congratulashuns!! Heer…. tayke sum shampayne!
ohai beevils
tankq fur the shampayne my fabrite, will u join me an we can maek a toat to teh cat inna moon
Ohai, CHEERZ!!
der bubbels iz goen to mah hed!
awlso Lolwannabeeee shud bee joinen in a drink fur der joint nawt secund!
Why Beevils ai thot ud nevur asks!
breeng awn teh shampees – iz 5 oclork sumwere rite?… RITE? 
O yeah in cheezlan is always rite tyme fur shampers
RiTE!! Ai hyerd a Markeee wif a discow and Bufay!
Buffay??
*whooooooooooooooooosh*
*empti shampayne glass floats in mid air*
Mmmm buffai!! i has a beeg hungai i skipz teh brekfaus the murnin11 Iz see y’all at teh buffai ifn der be anyfinks left!!!!
YES!!!!
Wif sanwichis and Pies! Cookies! Chikin legs! Sumowsas! cheeze an pineappels!
At dis buffay we can has
Applol pie
Bacon sammiches
C——–
Danishesssssss
Eggie sammiches
F…..
fwah gras (eder meet oar vejitayrian)
gelatoe wif meny flavas
hagin dasz
I…
icee kreem
jelleebeenz
kandee cormz
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Lolliepops..
mushymalloes…
naan breadz..hehe
ostreech burgurz…
p…
Peanuts
Quiche
Roast beef slices
S..
Sammijes, Q cumber wif budder
Tinee pikkuls
Ugli froot salad
V. . .
Visheeswaaz
Waddermellons
Xtra cheez peetsa
Yello Gello
Zucchinis, fried
A cheez bord wif assortmint of cheez
Shuddent Shampane have been “S”?
I alwaze say shampane fur my reel frends, and reel pain fur my sham friends!
Eether way, pour me a glass, pweeze!
Ohai eberybuddy, Maggsuverhoomun sujjestid ai join u for a kwik glass of shampayne before ai has to leev for teh hareport – Cheers!!!! Now, where wuz ai? packpackpackpack *sigh* packpackpackpack
aie helps
*sitz on case*
whut can aie pack? whut abawt dis bed u takin dis bed?
{{{{{ Maggsuverhoomun }}}}}} YEW BE IN TTI!!!
Beevils, i can’t finding u on deh map adn i thot i had puttinged u on dere. Di u falling off?? oar is mai memry fawling apart?
oh nos. we can’t has that.
*grabs teh cween’s memry and appliez gorillol gloo*
* and wraps ducky tape around it *
*pullz nice witchy hat down reel tite ober teh gloo an ducky tape*
don’t get too drunkd and pak kitteh bai aksindunt
Noes aie kant get drunk nao, i iz habbing to goe n meet wib our deer cheezfen Annipuss who be on bisiting neer me. Comfeedenshully dis onli rezon aie gotted nawt furts
mabei i dedimicate dis tawp spot tew her inner her absenze 
MUH!! Yoo ar getting to see Annipuss???
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Pleez giv hur sum hugs frum mee. Ai’d doo it maiself, but mai arms ar too short.
We Wants pichers, not belly itchers!
Hai!!
Ware ar yoo going???
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Flying Bunway Hare, ai see. Do tehy charj extry fur moar tahn wun bag???
Ohai Janet! Sorry ai had alreddy gonned by teh time ur messij came froo. Ai gotted awn mai broomstik an nao ai is in Arryzona! Wehr it is currently about 85 degrees at 9:45 in teh mornin, an teh sun is shinin, an teh birdies is singin, an in a minnit ai is goin shoppin! Back in TTI it is pi… rainin a lawt. Ai has a happee.
Ai has a jetlag too, but ai finkso is small price to pay.
Enjoi deh Arid Zone, eh!
Saef trables!
Heppeee hellowe’eeenz awl my luverlee cheezpeepz!!!!11
Ohai lolwanabeeee, luks liek it jest u n me…… i hoep nuffin skari haz happen to teh udder cheezepeeps………
*skawy musik hurd inna trees………..*
oooh dun bee afeerd Maggs iz big n bravez i luks aftur youz! Heer, cum sit bai mee we wutch teh neautimush firewurkz deesplais!!!
neautimush??1?? i hasa a stoopy! I means beautimush!!!
Neuter????? Do NAWT want
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*whoooooosh, whizzzz, crack, sparlke, fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzsssssss*
ooooo ahhhhhh oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
nope, ai iz heer tuu,iz evenin uv oct31 in Japan.
We getz days b4 u guyz,aifinkso. Iz awlmost Novembur.
ohai cantate! happee awlmoss novembur! an happee howlolween to awl the erlee burd cheezpeeps!
ai has to go to wurk now. ai’ll be bak fur teh partee layter…
well… maybe ai’ll hab a mimohsuh befor ai go.
*sippee sippee*
yummmmm!
grabs anudder glass
*sippee sippee gulp gulp!*
ho mebbeee juss wunn moar…
*gupl gulp*
*totterz down the crooked hall. wunners whai teh wallz ar slantid*
gigglol gigglol
*hic*
Ohai smileycat. Nomoar partii 4 u, iz too silli. In Novembur u hasta wurk so’s yu can haz parti in Fanksgiving, yesh!
Iz wun rite heers! UI wuz spyeng!
DOAN CALL TEH CAWPS OKAY!!
Heppeee hellowe’eeenz awl my luverlee cheezpeepz!!!!11
Happy haelllooweeeen, mai lubberly cheezpurrson lolwannabeeee!!1!! Ai has a happitail 4 u and awl of us united in cheezluv! Schmooze to you!
harpy halloweenies tew ebery cheezpeep awt der!
Ack, teh harpy eated mai blu naym!
Ohai mom21kitteh aie iz glad sumwun eslze is heer too, aie wuz geddin nurbuz .
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I keepz aa eye awt fur harpiez while u go look fur blooness
ohai maggsuverhoomun! ai leeved mai blu naym at werk yestidai, aifinkso! dey’ll awl keep yu compani heer whyl ai goes tew luk fur it.
but dew watch awt fur dat harpy, her bytes!
Happi Alls Hallowed Evening (Hallowe’en) to da wunderful cheezpeeps. An Fanx to da meanee ub u woo hab maed meh feelz so welkum heer in cheezlan!
Now iz Nov.1 so happie Awl Saintzdai 2 yu!
iz treecat nao! happee halloweenzies to all teh lubberlee cheezpeeps!
Ohai kittecruncheez, join us up teh fred fur shampayne n foirewerks
ohai maggsuverhoomun! i can has fyrewurx? i haz milk an cookiz for teh trick or treeturz!
Awwhhh kitteh iz soo aloon! Imma go giv him sum comfany ^^
O hai cypiee sowwi aie nawt seein u inna tree wib teh Kitteh, you wanna join us up teh fred, we haz shampayne n foirwerks n buffay it r partiiii
Yaaay ! Dansies & Drinkies
I likez foirwerk! teh kitteh awready left teh turee whan I tried to climbz in !
now imma change into sumfin betteh to get to teh pawty !
In shuffles a horrible apparition. It is wearing creased and dirty clothes, hair is lank and dirty, but strangely sticking up all over the place, eyes are bloodshot and rimmed with dark circles. It is muttering to itself about luggage and delays. What foul fiend can this be? Is it a member of the undead? No, it is SJ / Martoonie fresh off her 11 hour flight. Well ok ai don’t luk liek dis now, but ai will by tonite – so ai duz NAWT need to dress up for hallolween! Happy hallolween eberybuddy!
Heppeee Helloweeen Martoonie!
Heppeee Helloweeen Martoonie!
Ooh fank u, don’t mind if ai do.
Saef twavels!
happi halloweenes, everybodi!
Boo! tu yoo!!
I don’t think I haz mettinged u bfour, lolmenao. Welkum tu cheezland! Wii so glad u kud joingin in deh funz!! I hopez u enjoiz it heer. dis b a frenlee plais to playing.
*handz lolmenao a glasso deh bubbleez
Cheez!
Thanks Basement Cat!
taht iz lubliest hallolween pikshure eber!
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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hee! hee!! I puttinged on deh skeeriest owtfit I kud finding!
I came as a troll!!
Arrgh! Ai iz ded frum frite!
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Happeh Howloleen, ebrywun!
Doan b dedz, PK!!
*takez off mask!
See, it just b mii!!! giglolz
Happee spookee day!!!
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I gitz to go seeing deh grandbaby boi awl dressed up like a jedi warrior tuday!! Deh grandboi be dresst like jedi, not mii!
You’d appreciate this MJ. Every year for work at Halloween, I would wear a shirt provided by our system supplier. When folks asked “why aren’t you wearing a costume?”, I would say “I’m wearing the scariest costume of all: a CONSULTANT!”
:snerk:
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I used tu dressing up at werk — I had a crazy orange mylar wig wif a tiny blak witchy hat on it. And den i puttinged on a hallolween swetshurt. It skeered mai studintz!! Dey awl thot I wuz nutz. Nobuddy else dressinged up fur hallolween. buncha boring peepz.
My other favorite work costume was to bring a box of Cheerios with a big plasitc knife stuck through it. Folks would ask what I was, and I would say…
Wait for it…
A CEREAL KILLLER! BWAHAhahahahahahaha……
Nao THAT’s reelee funnee!!! Ai think ai mite borrow taht idea! LOL!
Taht duz indeed sound scaree.
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But this yeer, ai think ai cud outscare just about ebreewun.
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Ai’m thinking ov dressing up az Sarah P!
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An tehn ai’ll say lotz ov ‘”yoo betcha’s” an “dagnabbits” an ai’ll be droppin awl mai “ings.”
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Waht doo yoo think??
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*ebreewun fawls awn teh floor in ded faynts*
you maverik, you.
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So ai runned away fast!
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But tehn ai cayme bak an saw it wuz yoo.
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Dyoo hav a beeg hat wif teh rite nombur awn it, so we awl know waht kind ov troll yoo ar???
I will b diffrunt trollz awl day akkording tu deh pixor!! Dis b mai number 4 troll owtfit!! It kumz wif super-duper-vishun so i kin seeing awl deh pixelz.
Ohai, frenz!
Iz moarnin heer and ai’m abowt 2 start mai werk-dai. Pleh. No wanna werk tdai. Ai wanna sleep insted. Unforshunatelee, ai nawt get payed 2 sleep.
Ai will try 2 b bak 4 teh partee latur.
Has a gud dai/nyte!
ohai, rhsb, hope yoo haz gud wurk day eben yoo not wants to be tehr. see yoo later!
I wish that dang witch wouldn’t wax her broomstick.
at leest a tree was underneeth …wish it was a cottonwood..
at leasht it wuzn’t dogwood…
Happy holloween!
Ohai, Valesa! Happee Hololololween bak! {{{{{Valesa + Rudy}}}}}
~as Trick-kitteh~
Ohai, Valesa! Hedbonks tu yu an Remy an Gitana!
Happy Halloween, Basement Cat and everyone!!
Happees Hallolween to yuse, Octania! U can has noo here @ ICHC? Or maby just noo to me? Eever wai, I has a happitayle to here a nice greeting to BC. Iz pwned by 2 of BCs minions, u see, an has a sawft spot fur teh Basement Cat himself. OK, dat sawft spot iz usuly mai tummee @ 5:00 am, butt still…
Basement kitteh is planning a surprize for Halloween
I can alreddy has surprize tihs Halolween – Big Minion (teh large black Edgar) dissappeerred tihs morning wile Iz posting here. Littlol apartment – 4 rooms – were he can goes? Iz lukkies awl ober – no Big Minion. An den he reeappeerrs rite in midlol ov teh bed! In plane site!!!! Hao tehy do tehse fings???
Argh! Ai haz an inbisibul! Ai chanjed naem in profile tu Trick coz ai being mai brat-kitteh fur Howloleen, an did lyk ten posts as Trick, an nobudy can seeing them! (ai checking awn bf’s pewter an tehy nawt showing)
Ai nawt wanting tu be inbisibul kitteh!!!! *hisshiss*
wen yu chaynj yur naym, yu confuzzles teh wierdpress adn it can awften be taking teh owr or maor fur commints tew be showing up.
Ai haz a sulk an a pout an a mope an fings.
*sits back tu wayt fur wun uv teh 3 ways ai tryed tu wurk so can get inbolbed*
Stoopy WP.
I sees u prysma! I has felt ur pane.
Its that stoopy werdpress. *sigh* I finally gotted visibul wif my noo name, but itz the only name it seems to allow. I tried to bring tall blond bak to vissit Phillipe, but WP nommed hur.
testing? ai is heer?
der yu ar!
Yay, mai costuum wurk ryte, nao!
If ennybudy can seeing this, plz to telling me! Test test test…
Ai iz heer? Plz? test test…
Otay, at leest ai can posting under normul nayme. Ai will just having to ware a Trick-mask… *hyuj sigh*
Ohai evreebahdy!! Hoopy Hallerween! Ai haz teh dai orff frum teh works, but am bery bery bizee… gots to sets up teh grayvyard, adn carvzes teh pumphkims, adn put the 7′4″ Grims aowt 2 gard teh funt steppes, adn genrully spook teh payce up foar teh 500 littul mawnsturs we iz esspekting 2nite.
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But I did wahnt to stawp bye adnn sai Hoopy Hallerween! So, Hoopy Hallerween!
Hai woozled!! Sounds laik yoo awlways hav a grate Hallerween!!
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Hoopy Hallerween to yoo too!
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And drop bai heer when yoo hav taim. There’s going to be an ongoing party – bai lolcatburglar and Guinness Piggeh! Shud be fun.
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Com in yur best costyoom!
Janet, I has a confuzzled about when teh partee iz sposed to start?
Do u knows?
I had thot it wuz all day, but it duzzn’t seem to has offishully comminced as uv yet.
Happee Halloween evereewons! Ai iz up erlee heer in Paasific Tayme to get redee for werk – yuk! In all seereeusness, tho, dis foto is a luverly komposishun. Ai kant beeleeve I am doing dis, but my kowerkers begged mee to wear my kostyume dat Ai normally ware for playing in teh Sosayetee for Kreeaytive Anakronism – it is a groop dat liyks to ree-kreeayt teh Middel Ayjes and teh Renaysance. So now, I am digging owt my busteeayr. *sigh* Ai must lub mai kowerkers berree much….
Ai yoozed 2 hab fremds in teh SKA (tehy moobed awai)… went 2 a bankwet ffif tehm wunce… wuz bery kyool… mite eben still haz taht costume.
bustteeayr fur woozled?
NOFANKSYOO PWEESE KTHX!!
Eye am also SCA. Dressed up foar werk once n found out quickly tat rolly werk chairs doan’t mix wif long dressies bery well. Gud luck n Happy Hallowsweens eberbuddy. Haz dai off, gettin reddy foar de liddle hobgoblins
Happee Hello Een tu alz de lubberly Cheezpeepz! Sendzing Ornidj Hello Een Puntsch wif lotz uf bubbllols and intiggerated hugnova kyeewr allawayz form Vee-Anner… walzz digettydigetty walzz didettydigetty i can haz dans walzz wif y’awlz..
Luvs teh Veeanna walzz – it goze teh rite wai, ifinkso, an teh Merkin walzz doin it rong. Happee Hallolween 2 yu, soprano_smurf!
Basemint Kat sez, “Come 2 da basemint, we have candi…,’n’ udder stuff (we’ll tell yu wht thy r after the election…”
W00t! W00t! Nao Iz REEELLLYYY skarried!!!
DIS MORNING MAH KITTEH WAS TELLING ME FINGS…EEBIL FINGS…
“stay home, mummeh” he says. “You wontz get in trubbil. Srsly.” he says.
yah, kittehs will do taht to yoo. yoo must NOT lissen to tehm. nopenopenope.
…mmm, blankies, warm, comfy, brekfast in bed, mmm….
Happee Halloweenz 2 evry1!
happee hallolweenz dopekitty!
Ceiling Cat can has mercy on us!
taht iz a spooky pikshure, but very byootemous too.
hai to all uv mai cheez frenz! ai haz a big sad to share wif yew. my namesaek kitteh, Widgit, a beautiful big black kitteh wif extra toes haz gone to see the ceilin cat. Ai jez foun out and I haz a verey big big sad. He wuz a speshul fellow an full uv luvin and purring all ze tiem – an so verh soft too!
ai know how sad we can be when we luzez our special furries an ai knows my cheezfrenz unerstan better than most hoomans….
Rest in Peace!!!!
luv frum widjitz
{{{{{widgitz}}}}} {{{{{kitteh widgits}}}}} i feel a sad for yoo, but widgitz iz now in teh llubly meddow taht ceilin cat maded for all teh furry deer wuns hoo haz gone on. i hope yoo will find comfurt frum teh gud memrees.
Ai haz a sad wif yu. Widgit will have wunnerful company across teh Rainbow Bridge, but iz hard when they be on the ovver side and we be awn this side.
{{{{{Widjitz}}}}}
tnks – helps to be reminded how gud da company must be fur him!
Ai know him haz mai kitteh Nermal wif him, an Nermal waz frenz wif awl uvver kittehs, inclooding strays. An ai knowing there be lots uv uvver awsum kittehs there fur him tu be playing wif an sniffing an sleeping next tu an grooming wif an ebryfing.
Was Widgit bery old? Did he live wif yu fur a long time an get luved an spoiled?
oh mai widgit wuz all full uv luvs an spoils! he wuz a orphan baby an ai bottle fed him and hiz litter maets – ai tuk him to werk wif me in a little baskit an fed him when he needed noms! hiz fur wuz the silkiest and hiz purrz he gived to anyone – even doggies! he wuz about 13 years old … ai haz a lol uv hiz bruther kitteh – is one where da black kitteh haz antlers and he sez ‘i be a mistikal creechu fur holloweenz” sumthin liek that …. Widgit was a sweet boy … ai be hez havin sum fun w/ CC and her nermal an lots uv others .. thank yew so much!!!!
Sounds lyk him had an awsum lyf full uv luvings an happehness.
An that, aifink, iz teh best fing ennywun, kitteh oar hyoomin, can reelly wish foar, an it matters moar than the lengf uv tiem.
But ai shur him luved yu, tu, an will be playing an waiting fur yu tu catch up wif him sumday. Aftur awl, kittehs be used to waiting fur slow hyoomins, ryte?
{{{Widgits}}} Lyf wud be so emptee wifout kittehs, but it hurts so much when tehy crossing teh Bridge. Luk aftur yu, ‘kay?
thanks again … ai gess dey are used to waitin on hoomanz! also ai guess itz sorta fittin that he go cross da bridge at this tiem uv year … he waz a black kat borned on a friday the 13th – hiz mummy (sadly named Lucky) died on april foolz dai … meybe he haz a liekin fur the dark humor!
soo sorry widgitz
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{{{{{widgitz}}}}} so sad foar yu. Wishing him frending wiv mai buddies Furhead and Max. Teh best kittehs I’ve ever had!
Sads 4 u. Maebee he meet mai Romeo (big orinj cat) an plai wif hims.
A man goez to a Halloween party wif a gurl on himz back.. Teh host sez,”wut R U spozed to bee?” He ansers , “a snail.” “Who is on yore back..?” sez teh host..
He ansers.. “Michelle.” :snerk:
*heddesk* *times four*
OOoo00oo.. I hoap dat didn’t leev any marks!!
I took mai Halloweenie wals frew teh semetary last nite.. Dere wuz sum berr interesting hedstonz.. Maybe U haz seen sum good ones too..
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Dere wuz:
Ima Goner
Rick A. Mortis
Doug McGrave……
Photlolshoppe oar non, dat still wan off teh Coolest imigiz ai Evar scene
Wishin Happee Hallolweenz 2 awl teh cheezfrenz hear!! -Haz a fun!!!
Chearz!
happy hallolween wonkydonkey! i haz to agree abowt taht pikshure. iz byootemous!
is a photoshop? or is fo real? is awesum!
eever way, iz graet pikshure! i kan alwayz appreshiate an artfully-done photoshop. izn’t eezy to do!
This picture is awesome? Who’s the photographer and where was this taken. I love this pic!
no wun knowz, it just landed inteh lolcat bilder, i guess. mebbee teh photograffer/artist will speek up!
i wantz to gives a happy to ebery hooman and kittehs and stay in frm the noiseys and hot lites!!!
yeppers, gud piccie, even if is foto-chopped…
happy halLOLoween ebberywun!!
Ai going owt drest as a turtlol, imagine dat….hee hee!
sownz liek a purrfekt kostuum!
Happee holloweenie 2 awl teh cheez peeps.
Stay safe n floofy…:-)
Nicee pikture!!1!
happeh halloween! may u get lotz uf candee!
OMG! Dis picshur ish byootifull
A late, Gothic, Lolzcat Hallowene to uz!
xD I rule don’t I, I LUV LOL
The only problem is…Its not Halloween!!!!!
Fweaking epic…