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Kitteh will haz teh punkin pawz, aifinkso.
…and nao ai haz to get offline to go lissen fur teh doorbell & trick-or-treaters. Bak latur!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER NIGHTSHAYDE ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♫and many mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooar!♫
ha! sweetpea, thats wat my 2nd grade teacher used to say
Con Cat ulashunz, NS!! it b ur birfday and u gitz a nawt-sekkund.
I duz a happpee danz fur utu seeing wen u kumz bak.
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Dansity, dans, spin.
Dansity, dans, twurl.
Adn-a wun, tow, free, jump!!
Wun tow, free, kik! kik! kik!
id realy lik to see u do that dance. really.
*sneeks ober adn pours lotsa candy into nightshayde’s shoes* Happy birfdai!
Happee birfdai!!!!
Caek!!!
Punch!!!
Prezintz!!!
YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Tell teh kiddees it r ur birfdai an foar everee peece of candee u gibs u gitz 2!
YAAAAAYYY1111!
yay for NS anna Happytayle Burfdae!
Happee burfday Nightshayde!!!! dans dans dans an a prans prans prans ta-DAH!!!
yay nightshade! gmta… his paw luks a liddul orinj tu me!
concatsulaysuns! hav sum candee foar deh nawt-sekkund!
Conga rats, nightshayde! Happi Hallowbean, ebreebodee!
*returns to skewl work*
Nightshayde!!
U gotted a Nawt Secund AND it’s ur birfday!!!!!
Oh mah goodness…it duzzunt get enny beddur dan dat!!
An u gets candy and vissitors on ur birffday, too!!
*donkee stopps wiggloling and wisspurrs too nightshayde*
u r berrree speshul…i juss noes it.
*nods solumlee*
I maded a card furr u…I hopes u likes it!
care2.com/send/pickup/1304-3814-109575-3481
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Hoorai 4 NS. Hear, u can haev awl teh candee u want 4 ur birfdai.
*hands NS sordid halloween adn birfdai candee*
eye hope todai waz a happee, happee dai 4 u.
Yikes!!1! I lost mai bloo. Wear did it go? maibe wan ov toes trickers got it insted ov teh candee.
wats yur “bloo”?
luks lyke he maybe tastin teh punkin aifinkso!
R u freekin kidding me????? I haz seen dis pixor lebenty timez deh past week in evry friggin website I goes to!!! And now I haz to putting up wif it heer too??? WTF!!!! Howz bowt a liddle originality, u bozoz!!!!
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Boo!! I b deh troll fur Hallolween!! did I skeering u?
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Dis wuz mai preshun uv deh numbah seben troll, deh “I sawr dis pishoor befoar (inna WalMart/kard shop, on dis site, etc. etc.)” troll
whew! dat wuz sooooo skeery!
yur a berry gud actur cween.
YES!! Ai wud cast yoo ene taim!! Ai bleeved yoo!! Ai thot . . .”oh mai, cweenmj iz suddenlee in a reelee bad mood.”
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Ai wuz MOAST releeved to see yoo were just ackting!!
If i ever talk like dat fur reel, just smak mii upside da hed, k?
OK
*low-rumbling chuckle*
*devious…..ebil smyle*
ohai, shd! ai putted up a cupple uv halolween pikshurs on mai profyle just fur u.
tehy iz 15YO pikshurs, aifinkso! mai how tyme flyes!
(teh top uv teh dress iz padded, but ebberyfing else iz reel! inklooding mai DH as teh detektive guy!)
still, eets immmpreesssiivve.
“ai iz nawt bad, ai iz just drawn taht way.”
an ai ALMOAST wun a kostume contest taht yeer inna bar. mist it bai taht much.
nao, if dat “almost” wun, I can only imagine what did
*ponders*
ummm……..I’ll be in my bunk.
wun moar foar the NB!
luuks lyke sumwun will haz 2 hold bak teh goggies whyle teh trik-oar-treetersz r at owr door — so naow ai haz a job 2 do.
haz a happy halolween!
ai see yoo ar a man ov menee smyolz!!
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lopsided grin
sheepish grin
devious…..ebil smyle
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waht’s next?
ya wanna list? dere be manny. most are “of the moment” in generation.
I has teh sykollogee classes.
I r wise too ur sneekiness.
*runns off snurrteeng*
BLAP!!!!!
Crud! I has been gotted by teh wattur balloon.
Agin.
Hai kafleen!
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Whoopsee! *drip drip drip*
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Yoo ar awl wet!! LOL!!
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*Hans kafleen a noo hundert dollar towel*
o tanx
der yew are, donquey!!! how iz yew??
::sigh:: chopp’d livah agin……….
But, I lubz u!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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awwwwwwwwww, sniff, sniff…………….HONK!~!! fanks cweenie….sumhow ai can always counts on yew!!!! {{{{{cweenie}}}}}
yew noes teh lady bug bookmark ai sended yew? wail, lol, ai finded a cheezburger charm an maded a few bookmarks fur tomorrow……….iz cyooot!
Oh, dat b great!!! U b deh beadyest!!!
iz yew headed souf tewmorrow???
Wii haz desided tu staying wun moar dey, den heding souf on Sundai.. Supt got a fren tu visiting tumorrow.
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deh grandboi haz dun worned mii owt. Soo muches energeez in such a liddlol pakkij.
wutt!!!
onlee 2 minutes u gibs meh!!
*hugs teh stuffings outta jamamakitteh*
oooooooooooh oooooooooooooh
ai haz cum unstuffed!!!
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i has returned.
*leeps in jamamakitty’s arms an hugs sum more*
*stuffs stuffings back in*
*Pats Jamammakitty*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice hugs!!!!
pats donquey tew!!!
happi holloweenie!!
G’nite guise!!
Schmoooz to awl deh cheezzeepeepz!!
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nite cweenie………..drive carefulleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sigh*
everyboddy’s gone to beds?
I hadda bizzy todays and missed all teh partees.
*sniffle*
nope, Mudvayne is still on stage.
um.. hoo??
it’s probably just as well ya don’t know
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*zonks off*
Ai peeks in okashonally… still heer?
hmmm… well dat’s not a glowing recommendation!
so wotcha doin? U just hasta hang owt until they’re done?
In otter werds, u’r bored enuf to entertain me?
*goes to google ‘mudvayne’*
ai glows!!! ohai leeza-b
Kafleen!
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g’nites.
ohai BD’s mom!
*whispers*
Iz trying to coerse Dan in2 tellin a storee.
If he has time.
jamamakitty hands out teh poppycorm……….. pulls up blankies cheezpeeps… Dan cannot resist teh oddience!!
strike is due to commence in 8 minutes, and after strike, a chair restore. I’ll be working until 3 or 4 am. about 5 hrs from now.
hmmmmmmmmm. ai can see lots ob poppycorm in mai fyuchur
hmmmmmmmmm
I do have another scooter story about the trip from Brooklyn to TX. After chair restore tonight or after Austrailian Pink Floyd is set-up tomorrow. Yer choice.
*returns from viewing a youtube performance by mudvayne*
*significantlee shortened by hitting teh OMG STOP buttun*
Ahem. Aptlee named, Ifinkso.
ohai jamama!
I forgets its teh shank of teh evening fur u westcoasters.
Izzit too late to has le fire de bon, do u pense?
oooo Australian Pink Floyd?
Dat sounds interesting!
Wot time wud that be tomorrows?
I wud hate fur u to start now and gets… interrupted.
mebbeh tewmorrow fur me………… ai turns into punkin in a cuppla hours an ai haz a cheezmeet at noon tewmorrw!!! can ai take teh proberbial rain le czech?
leeza, duz yew recommend teh OMG yewtube?
lemme think, probably near 3pm CST here in the states.
oo I’m with u jamama, I missed Dan’s earlier post about teh 3-4 hour delay… tell us when to be here tomorrows Dan!
Can I still wear my costume??
and APF is wonderful, they love Pink Floyd and you can tell. They are great.
jamama gets out teh calculashun masheen……….hmmmmmm
NOES! Avoid teh mudvayne utube!!
Unless u has a problem staying awake.
3 pm CST wud be 4 pm EST, dat werks for me!!
sure wear yer costume, I’ll prolly have to tell the story from NB II, but whatever curls ya toes.
ai will ketchup wif yew awl tewmorow apres le fromage a trois……(the cheezmeet)
and leeza, the pic is there.
nawt shur ai be berry entertainmenting, butt ai can bizit wif uz iffn u wantz
Been berry buzy wif skewl werk, an I haz sum rerites… mah teachr nawt likded wot ai sed.
cool, jamama tell peeps we said Howdy.
well I was thinkin we cud ALL wear costumes..
not mandatoree of corse, but I never got to wear mine today.
And Dan.. it mite be UR toes that curl.
an teh cheez n tofu will be makin teh appearance tew!!
Otay, ai jellus noa…
gotta go, the ravening hord awaits.
g’nite and gud luk wif leeza’s costyume
Don’t werk too hard Dan!
I has a jellus, jamama! Tell them ohai!!
Fanks BD’s mom! Ackshully I has a bizzy day tomorrows. Don’t know if u has followed the storee but I’ve been raising 3 kittens in my spare room and tomorrows, thank CC, they is going to homes, so I has to start teh leeza-b kitteh deliveree service tomorrow am. Then I is hiking. Aftur which, I will be home just in time to catch Storee Time wif SHD. So ifink I will goes to bed.
Gud luks wif teh rerites adn teh pickee teacher!
plz tew take pikshurs ob teh bebbehs at teh furebber homes!!
I will try to remember!
It’s a happy/sad… I will miss them, but I can’t wait to get my howse back to wut passes for normal!!
extra snorgles tewnite!!! haz a gud dai tewmorrow
duzznt werk tew hard BDM!! ai will gets pikshurs ob teh peeps wif cheez n tofu tew share (ai jus haz a lukky cuz dey libs in skeattle)
Fangs, bof ub ewe. Ai tri nawt to werk two hard; leeza, hopes ewe haz moor happi dan sad 2morrowz, an menee snorgly pikshurs. Jamamakitty, hopz ewe haz a fantabumaus thyme at cheezmeet. Ohai too ebreebodee dere who beh cheezfrenz, an specially to Cheez and Tofu, two! Ai prolly gibs up awn skewlwerk sewn n goez sleepi
yew gets gud rest den yew can hitz teh buks hard tewmorrows!!! g’nite
ni ni jamamakitty
STAWWP EEET, YEWR FREEKIN’ MEH AOUT!!!
*twitch-twitch………..twitch*
AW… pour Dan…. Heer, haz sum camel mile tea tu shoothing ur nerbz.
LOL!! Ai DID see teh camels!! ROFL!!
MWAH HA HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
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I kinda like dis being ebil!!
oh shd, wud yew walk a mile for a camlol??
depends, on whether or not it has absconded wit meh cawfee.
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iffen so, den no patch o’ sand vast enough to evade a fiending stagehand.
ai conquer!!!
oooo hoo-hoooo, nao…….dat’s just nawt crikket.
Well, datz truu, no crikkitz heer.
aifinkso teh cween winz teh ICHC kostyoom contest!
Oh, duz i gitz a ribbon?? A pritty blue wun??
Whaaaaaat????/? u shur had me skered 4 a minut cweenmj. ai was tinkin dat maibe ur littul choochoo had gone round teh bend oar sumfin.
Happee Halloweeen
this waz sposed 2 bee in responze 2 ur nummer 7 troll comint, mj. waz either me oar teh dangeded wp agin.
as ai am hear nao… adn wif grate pleshur
*hands cweenmj a shinee, bloo, pritty ribbon wif sparklees* 4 her kostyoom
Wai, thankeez, big-gladys!
*pins bloo sparklee ribbon on troll costume.
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*giglol* dere beeing sum folkz thinking mai choochoo fell off deh trakz a long tyme ago.
Dis cawment iz photoshopped. !!!!!! 11!!!!!
Aie is a prufeshnul airobics vet tech wiv a degree in amninol sykologee so aie nooeswot i iz saying!11!!
I was thuer wen dis cawmint was mayde an it diddno luk liek it then!!!!
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Won’t sumbuddy fink ob teh poor cheezfrendz
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*runz awai fast lebbin behin wite papyur mask gentli floatin to grown*
What a great caption – that kitteh really does look like he is carving that punkn!
I fink he gonna maek it look like art kritic behind him
kitteh detrmyns best wai to proeseed
iz nyce to see teh daddeh taht supports his kitteh’s artistik indevvers.
hes got it down to determining wich purrspective to sho of teh cheesburger
pleh to teh taste of raw punkin… m&m’s in the teeny-tiny bags much better!
Twu but day is much harderer to carve
scalpel
Ohhh SHD be palying sturgen nao, see how hansum he r in dat mask …..
hmmm it will be smiloling pumpkin aifinkso
*nods* happi pumnkin will be happi
pointee endz be gud for sumtings, aifinkso
O mai here u gibs us a hyge openin for pateneted ICHC list an no one notice, the huyge manitee ob it!
Pointee endz be gud for
Attakin teh ghosties
Batting teh sill dawgies
Climin up teh kurtains
Detatchin hoomun hands offa mai cheezburger
Elevating hoomuns awff mai fabrite chare
Flippin in an awt to intimmydate teh goggie next door
Gettin teh attention ob ur hoomun slave
Hunting dawn n shreddin kitte tois
Inkwision, teh spanish kitteh version
Jabbin into meets ona playte
Keepin siblins in order
Letting ur hoomun noe day r layte wib gushie food
Macerating toylet paper
Neatlee dysektin prey
Openin wounds
Practikly anyfin i can fink ob
Quietly releiving ur hoomun ob teh fishies tey nawt be feeding u
Rspidlee redusin newzpaper to mush
Simply enjoin
Tappin on windoe inna middle ob teh nite
Ultimate weepon ob mass destruktion
Very efektive crampons
Weevil extraktors – espeshully for ships biskkits – pyrate cat
Xtreme mesures to get humoon owt a bed to feed gushie food
ZenoMorph detterent – dem effektive i no see ani zenomorh here………
Applolsaucez tu U Maggsuverhoomun!!!!
Alas poor Punkin Head. I knows him well…
kitteh wil carf happycat faec on teh bumkin :3
happee halolweeeennnnnnnnnnnn!
purrrrrfect commint, 18!
Fangs Mucho KAY!!
“Hamlet” ref FTW!!!!!!
ohai, Janet! any interesting thing come yr way today?
hmmmm…..purrrrr……letz see…..da ebil eyz shoulds go herez…..the moufs herez…..da earz…..dunno, tinks it needz ears????
i finkso, eerz wud b gud….. pointy wunz……
pensive kitteh needs mor time.
O noes teh clocks went back last week, no more time fur Kreative Kitteh
Sidnee Pollack kitteh is wundrin wut colur to splattur firstee.
Hmmmmmm.
Well, itud be catnip green, sammun pink, chewna white oar hareball burple.
Um, dat bee Jacksun Pollack. Sidnee Pollack iz an actor kitteh.
Sorry.
U so rite. i gitz ‘em konfoosed.
Stoopy. I has eet.
wow.
btw HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!!
happy hallolween lexie!!!!!
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Happeee halloweeen 2 eberywan frum teh Grate Pumpkin Kitteh
thank you. lol. i am set on candy for life i got so much!!!
kingratz on furst poster 2 mayke frunt payge i think
iz thiz teh furst?
hai all mai cheez peepz! happy hallowz! dis kitteh looks kinda liek a kitteh dat owned me fur a while years ago … ai did haz a plesure uv carvin a loloween punkin wif him an he was a funney kittey — he kept kreepin up an gitten punkin guts and carrin them off uh few feetz away an eatin em … haz yew eb er had a kitteh what lieks to eat punkin guts?! ai neber did ….
an thanks to all mai cheez peeps wishin me gud thots todai when ai found out bout mai namesake kitteh crossin the bridge!
awww ur kitteh died? Wut happnd???
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ooooh. sawry 2 here bout ur namesake kitteh
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ai hadda ornj kitteh (Sam-Sam) whut luuved teh punkin gutz 2!
***sniff*** my kitteh diad last month… she ran away and found her ded in our pond. :’-(…
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yur kitteh is happitayl playing inna Princess Mu Meddow nao, aifinkso
Kitteh ponderz…..hmmmm haow bout iffen ai maiks a Mona Lisa punkin faice?
hay, whoo stolded mai abatar????
O phew! it wuznt stolded, jus mizplaiced!
Iz dis mah candee baskit? Wher all de candees go?
ehhhh….lessee…if we begins teh inishul incision at 30 duhgreez west longitude frum teh declard reference vectur, and plot Bezier arcs for each facial feeture accordeng to my CAD files, that should provide enuff access to teh gushyfuds inside. Let’s proceed.
Just so you know this is my cat and my husband in the background. It was published in the I can haz cheeseburger book if you want further reference.
Thanks.