tank u for doptin’ me…I promise to
tank u for doptin’ me…I promise to cure u with purrs…make you smile when u are sad…and look sooo innocent when I am bad
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Lolistic medication!
Conga rat shoo lacings, BGee, awn your nawt sekkund!
Given teh severity of teh splortage, perhaps we shud have a sella brat orry danzz in teh orchestra pit tudai.
Tango, purrhaps? And teh wild spanish drinkies? Wiv purrhaps sum tapas?
Skuz me whyl ai borrow tihs spot, BGee.
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ATTENSHUN! ATTENSHUN! LEBEL ELEBENTY SPLORT ALERT! TIHS IZ NAWT A DRILL! AWL CHEEZPEEPS SHUD PUT AWN THEIR STRAWNGEST PROTEKSHUNS IMMEJITLEE!
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PLZ TU PUTTING AWN CHRG, BAVVING CAP, HGG, AN ANYFING ELSE ABAILABUL!
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Fank yu, an CC go wif yu owt there.
Warning! Warning! Cheezfrend Alarm!
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We hab detektid kewtniss in exess ob orijinally detektud lebels. Yu aer abfyzed tu ware an extry-strong bavving kap AND a cheez-reinforced CHRG. Pleez awlso ware yore perillously-cute-sensitib sunglasses.
hey do u know waht teh plan fur tomorrow is???
*scratches head wif paws
kaliko – want…splort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rite behine u, SPLORTTTTT……….
OOo!
~pakkity pakkity pak~
~applies CHRGw/doi and skkkkrrips awn dukky taep”
Yu mite hav a bit of Platicat’s braynes, jk2kitteh.
~Hands jk2kitty a mug of hawt chokklit and a floofy binky~
*tuk tukkity tuk*
There yu go!
Rest nao!
Oh noes!! Tu in a roe!!
Get teh CCC!! ::wee-yoo! wee=yooo!:
Sweep it up teh braynz (beeyin verre kayrful nawt tu get dem mixd up)!
Kleen awf ehnee m-pyyoriteez! ::skwert skwert::
Pak eech braynz bak n hed! ::pak pak::
Put back skulleetawpz! ::puet puet::
CHRGs! ::snap snap::
Sum Dukt tayp tu hoald it! ::stikity stikity::
Dayr! Nao tu klaimitalawgikulee upropreeyet dreenkz an Cheezpeep Map blankitz uv sootuble wayt and u is bowf awl settid!
LOLDemon, yu du such grate wurk! Beeyootiful jawb! Are yu a profeshunal?
Jest a vawlunteer, liek ebreewun els. Helpin tu keep Dr. Taineekat free tu deel wif moar seereeyus kyoot rilaytid injureez.
fank u lyp and lold, ai bee feelin mush beddur naow…it wer a cloas 1!
ai mean mai hed SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTTTed – nawt that ai wanted a splort…ai kant tink strayt when ai see kaliko kittehs
ai mean ai want kaliko, nawt splort, but splort newai
ai tink ai will go sit qwietlee innna korner, and babble tew mai seff
Oh noes, Plasticat!
–hey, sumbunni send over teh CCC!–
~CCC comes flying in and almost misses teh corner~
~takes brayne skoop and skoops brayns back intu hed~
*pakkity pakkity pak*
~puts awn CHRGw/doi~
~runs dukky taep awl around~
*skkkkkkkkrip* <– sound of dukky taep
That’s better.
Heer is sum hawt chokklit and a floofy binky.
~tuks binky around Plasticat~
Take it easy, Plasticat! We doan want yu tu go into shawk!
Oh noes, cheezfrendz dawon, cheezfrend dawon!!1!!
*wrings feelers in despair*
I’ve got 2 do sumfink. CCC, to the reskew!!
weeeoooohhweeeeoooohwwwweeeeeoooh
scoops up the brains … so meny of dem, oh dear!
rinses them in … nah, this sham pain is so bubbly, won’t do eny harm
puts them back in teh craniul cabity
sits Plasticat in comfy chair, lays jk2kitteh on teh couch
wraps floofy blankits aroond dem (beige wif kittehs on dem and littllol doggies)
hands out mugs of hawt chocklit and sum pumpkin-shaypes biskits.
There! Pweeze rest a bit, u shud feel bedder soon!
fank yew, fank yew, upfi and LyP -ai feelz bedder, but…must….nawt….luuk…at…prittee bebeh kaliko…
mebbe jest wun liddle peek? pweez???pweez??
ai haz 2 kalikos, bof iz dopted, ai lurv bebeh kalikos…
*kontinyews babbling, braynes bubblin, percolatin….exploshun immen…imnen…gonna happen agin
Kwik reed dis tax forms.
or watch sum polly tickle ads.
nnnooo, nnnnnoooooo – neting but more polly tickle ads!! *hieds unner blankie, criing hysterikallee*
haow dis happen? dis suppose tew be wai up dere, under Lunarmommy’s commint abowt polly tickle ads….
otay, dis keeps moving around, ai kuld sweer teh 12:38 commint wuz awl teh wai at bottom of awl commints whenai answered maisef
**wunders, maibe bubbly sham pain brayne rinse iz habbing an effekt on mii??**
WP haz a hungry and is nomming all teh commints b4 putting dem where they belong.
that did teh tryck, tax forms, do nawt want!
breev! breev, Plasticat!
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~stikkity more dukky taep~
Yu shud be safe nao. CHRG luks sekure, and there is enuf dukky taep to hold back eben teh moast hugest uv braynes!
Pleez tayk sum kawplimenturee kyoot riflektin sunglasiz. Dey ullao u tu vyoo teh kyoot but keep kyootniss levulz b-lo teh splortaj freshoeld.
Ah!
~slips awn kyoot riflektin sunglasiz~
Hey! These wurk grate! Teh vertigo iz neerly unnotissable! Thanks, LOLDemon!
ZMG! Scoop, scoop, scoop
pat, pat, pat
snap onna CHRG w/doi
duck taype (quack)
Heer u go BGee, a nize cup uff hot chawcolit an a warm foofie blankiee.
U pheelin bederer now?
Whoops, sorri eye ment Plasticat!
fanks Tribble, whoever ai iz, ai feels bedder naow, sew manee cheezpeeps helped mii!!
adn akshuallee, ai reallee iz Uniquekitty, ai iz using Platicat az mai Halloween costume!
o hai plasticat! howz u been doin on dis fien halloween?
oopsies, uniquekitty. i’z a fwend ov plasticat! but yoo can put ur url in so i can ask yoo too 4 fwendy fing!1!!!1!!!
Mah gudniss! Teh ICHC vawlunteer parumediks b veree wel staft!
We shud hav put owt a splort alert. We hav gotten lax in our CHRG-wearing!
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I wish I cud be heer ebery day tu staff teh CCC cart. It is so rewarding!
Datz da promiss mah wyf maid on ahr weddin dai
ur wyf purrs?
heh heh!
Boy howdee! She duz when I rubz her belleez an’… Wayt, dis innertoobs syte for fambly.
any ways to order in bulk???
Onlee wif a purscriptshun. Dis cyute is deadly in multiple doses.
awww………..spit, nebber mynd, nawt cubbered on mai ’script plan.
iz werth teh cost tho
Teh bawtul brusg tayul!!!! SPLORT!!
Ambercat!!! Noes!!!! Nawt a fwend from TTI, too!!!
*rapidly sweeps up brains*
*rinses dem in best British breakfast tea*
*puts dem back in hed*
*puts CHRG (wdoi) awn*
*wraps rainbow-coloured duck taype around*
*wraps Ambercat in a floofy blanket wif littlol duckies on*
*hands Ambercat a steaming mug of tea wif lemon or milk, sordid cookies, chocklit biscuits and an applol pie*
Nao rest a bit, k? And keep ur CHRG on! and DONT look at the loldogs, eiver!
Yes the schweet little bottlebwyush essclamation poynt tail
Swoon/Splort-I am ded of cyuteness
oh, teh tayle! so brushy! so essclamation poynty! No wunder yu swoon/splort!
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~scoopity scoop scoopity scoop scoop~
*packs brayns back into KimW hed*
*snaps awn CHRGw/doi~
~skrrrrrippty stik~
*applies seberal layers uv dukky taep~
*pats CHRGw/doi tu maek shur it is gud and stuk~
There yu go, KimW!
Sum hawt chokklit foar yu *hands over mug*
*tuks floofy binkie around KimW*
Yu shud be better soon!
yew aree bery gud at dis, LyP!! *clappity, clappity*
Danger, danger dis izza class wun splort alert! Dew not, luk wit out yr CHRG/wdoi! Dis iz not a test!
Wii haz alreddi had wun unattended splorting ober on loldogs tudai!
i iz glad i memememembered my CHRG (wdoi) tudae. noe tiem foar splortttting heer. i haz stuf tu du. (as evidinsed by mai presents heer awn cheezburger.)
Yesh! sumwum shud hav raized teh splort alert lebel tu Oranj!
Wii izz at defcon 5! Wii haz had peeps needin teh catatonic defurbulayter!
Oh! I dint see that till nao. Yes! defcon 5 it is! Thanks Tribble!
Awl dat nd sew much moar.
WORNING!! WORNING!!
Unsayf levilz uv kyoot deetektid in visinitee! Pleez du nawt luek durektlee at teh behbeh kaliko kitn wifowt yr kawmplimenturee kyoot riflektin sunglasiz.
(Sunglasiz pruvaided bai teh Dr. Taineekat ICU.)
I has died and iz ded frum teh cyute. Plop!
Oh noes Christine! Qwik, wii needz teh catatonic defurbulayter! Chek fur pulze…no pulze. Ebreewun clear…ZAP! Christine can u heers mee?? R u OK?
Oh noes Christine!
~fans Christine’s fayss~
There is a lot of that going around.
~tuk tukkity tuk teh floofy binky~
~sets bottul ov water next tu Christine~
~Luks around at awl teh damage, and shakes hed slowly. CHRG fingees wriggle in breeze, and drawings wiggle shapily~
Problem wif wornings iz dat dey’re AFTER teh pic.
Ergo *BOOM*
Maekin happi iz wot kittehs iz best at. Alwaiz maek me betta wen I got a sad. Fank Ceiling Cat for awl kittehs.
ayee menz!
Oh kitteh, smoo smoo smoo smoo smoo! You are jus wut I orderd! Thank CC for the noo Kitten Referral Service!
O Mai!! Der be splorts eberwheres!!
* Calls 9-elebenty* HALPS!! There iz Elebenty bazillion splorts heer. Send Alla da fyremans U can find.
Where 2 start.
Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee alla da braynes into one big bukkit.
Rinse wif sparlee spring wadders wif a hint of lemming.
Put Baynes into da Splort Sorting Sifter.
Sift sift sift until all de braynes is seperated.
Dis one is goes here, dis one goes here and dis one goes here AIfinkso.
pattee pattee pattee dem all inna craniums
Cobber wif hedbonz
taype taype taype alla da heds
Add da CHRGs and da baffing caps and da hockee helmuts wif lipstiks
tuck all inna da same blankits for cozzees
Habs a Hawt lemming teas and the possums of chawklits.
I hoeps I didn’t mix up the braynes?
Ah ahmos neerlee ‘dopted anuvver lillah bebbeh kitteh yezterddy, but den Ah hadz to ‘member da free Ai haz awreddy.
Still, sawz da tinee bebbeh dat din hads a house orra mommah an fought, “WANT!”
Is the kitteh afraid, bebbeh kitteh has a bottel brush tayl
come here bebbeh I gibes U snorgles and gooshie fuds
eye R sic (sic)
(stoopy lupe-ee–teh wolf insyde mii– wont leaf mii alone…pleh!!)
an eye onlee gotz 2 C kweenmj wonst wile shee wuz hear…:-(
leest wii hadded a mini-cheez meet. w00t, w00t!
fangs 4 teh wooden kitteh, mj!!!
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N E buddy hoo is ore wants 2 bissit OK,
pleez 2 let mii noes, an wii kan hass fun!
{{{{{{{{{{ebberybuddy}}}}}}}}}
I goes 2 bed noaw….
OOHH Noes, Raps up in dis floofee cheezmap blankit.
* gives Kitkay a big bowl of hawt chikken soops and a huge mug ob lemming tea *
{{{kitkay}}}
eye sowwy yu has teh pleh. And teh loanly!
Heer oar sum hugs foar later — bigs and littel~
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OOO
000
ooo
Mah 5 kittehs alwyz maeks me happeh an splortie – wish I cud hav moar!
sushhhh the kjootest! <3333333333
I hads 6 kittehs, but teh oldest went to Hebben – she waits for teh rest ob us!
I sowwy fer ur loss
I no da painz ov loozin kitteh. Mine passed away last year from blood clots in the arteries leading to his hind legs 
He couldnt walk anymore or anyfin. Just remember when sads come dat he’z in kitteh heaven and catchez all da mousez he wants and has mega yum cheezburgerz every night for dindin 
Ah, floydfan, fank u for yur commint. Mai Aspen kitteh died of same fing. Was so sadd. I am pichurin her eatin cheezburgers now.
Well dis kitteh can remind u ov de hevens!
What a purrfect gift.
*dies from the cute*
*Zombie-Me snorgles the fluff*
uh oh!
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zombeez!
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~grabs zombee kyure frum CCC and applies it directly tu Elbie’s forhed! directly tu Elbie’s forhed~
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~Luks qwestioningly around foar Tribble, reluktant tu uze teh catatonik defibrillator wivout teh trayning~
TOO CYOOT! Aymenz fer adopshun and gewd jawb on b-in published on ICHC!
OH! Look at the bebbe, I sew luvs teh calicos, ooooh, I wanna hugz her and petz her and snugglez her and, and, oh oh
splort
Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee alla da braynes into one big bukkit.
Rinse wif sparlee spring wadders wif a hint of lemming.
Put Baynes into da Splort Sorting Sifter.
pattee pattee pattee dem all inna cranium
Cobber wif hedbonz
taype taype taype alla da heds
Add da CHRG and da baffing cap and da hockee helmut wif lipstiks
tuck all inna da blankits for cozzees
Habs a Hawt lemming teas and the possums of chawklits.
(hee hee hint of lemming!)
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OK, Mama Cat! Yu just relax heer. West_River_rat has fixed yu up just grate as new. Yu shud be back tu normal in no timeatall!
~pats Mama Cat delli catly awn teh sholder~
ai trii tew help yew MamaCat – ai nebber dun dis b fore, sew hope ai duz it rite:
scoopity braynes up frum floor
rinse off wid sparkli spring wadder
put braynes bakk in hed
put top of skul bakk on
snap on CHRGw/doi, tapity tapity tape in playce
wrap wid floofy blue blankie wid widdle bebeh focksies on it
haz sum choklitf ocksieswif maple cream filling?
and sum hawt choklit wif whippy creem?
adn rest awhile, yew feel bedder soon…
oh mamacat! yoo poor fing. me too. *splort*
may-b not a gewd place to ask, but imma noob… how do we gits our own pic to show fer these blogs? I have one on my profile…I dunt git it
Ohai floydfan, sorree dis anser is teh delaid, ai fink peeps wuz distrakted buy awl de splortin goin on.
Iffen u luks a liddlol furder down de thred u wil find a commint by de fabuloos cweenmj, clik awn her bloo naim & it taiks u 2 her blog ware u wil find a tab fer ICHC helpies, it iz ful uv win & awsum info fer de noo cheezfrends! Lyke haow 2 hav ur abatar sho upz & alla lyke dat, otay? An welcum 2 cheezland!
LOL!! Tanx bluez! I’ll try dat. I’m glad I looked up splort yesterday!
and tanx fer welcum tew! 
now dat I gotted a werdpress account my name no linkee no mo
and it doesnt gimme opshun ov puttin mah url in der 
me neever… i’z not a noob tho. but twy putting in ur URL (the adress 2 ur dashboard on ur acount, jus clicky an copy an paste teh browzer bar).
yoo liek pinky fwoyd?
i alway put in mah URL-y fing, so iv yoo clicky on mah naem it teaeks yoo 2 mah homepage. twy it, nd soon yoo will hav lotsa popularimatee!
Ty rainbow…I’ll try dat. YES! I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVS PINKY FWOYD!!!!! RIP Rick Wright!
k…imma try dis wif my thingie in da uri thingie…i hopes it werks!
WOOT!
Tank u WRR, dis furst tyme dis happaning tu me, I did nawt paye tenshun to warnenings, I tank u mush fur putted me bak geffer.
Mama Cat wanders off, back to work, mumbling…
aaaaaccccccccckkkkk!!
blargh. i am ded frm da kyute
*falls in heap*
*mumbulz*
was. not. purr pared.
Halp! CLG is down! Tribble, ai finkso wii needs teh catatonic defurbulayter down heer!
NONONO!!!
NAWT ON MAH WATCHES!!!!!
*Purrforms teh CPR’s*
BREEEAATTHHEE DAMN U!!!!!!!
*koff koff spurt*
SHE LIBS!!!!
Here. here’s a gwillded cheez sammich,
An nommee veggy s00p.
After u goes an nappees on teh futawn wif beeg sawft blaknkee.
*snooooozes all nicenwarmncomfee*
zzzzzzzhmphph
*wakesup*
luks at da picher and
KLONK!!!
Alas, Chopp’d Livah Grrrl!
~gets the braynescoop awf teh CCC~
*scoopity scoop*
~Follows teh erlier adviss and rinces braynes in teh sparkling cider~
~paks brayns back unto Chopp’d Livah Grrrl’s hed and snaps awn CHRGw/doi~
*skrippity stik*
~doubles up awn dukky taep~
OK, that shud do it.
~Tuks teh floofy binkee around Chopp’d Livah Grrrl~
~Stirs up teh hawt chokklit and hands it over~
*sssssssssssssssslurp*
*smaks lips*
i can haz marshmallow?
Apply kitteh librully to affectid area! SPLORT
HAPPEETAYL!!!!
yew tew, Chopp’d Livah Grrrl???
oohh, wut tew due? ai not know wut tew due fur a plant…
Noone ever noticed teh ninja-kittehs jumping out of the box….
aw, is jus lyke mai kitteh. haow kewt!
OOH!!Too Late!!!
*SPLORT TYMES INFINATEE!!*
Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee alla da braynes into one big bukkit.
Rinse wif sparlee spring wadders wif a hint of lemming.
Put Baynes into da Splort Sorting Sifter.
pattee pattee pattee dem all inna cranium
Cobber wif hedbonz
taype taype taype alla da heds
Add da CHRG and da baffing cap and da hockee helmut wif lipstiks
tuck all inna da blankits for cozzees
Habs a Hawt chawklits wif whippy creems and the possums of chawklits
you called?
*tendrils trip tward teh possums 0 chonklit*
DO WANT!!!!
too adorable.
O’hai cheezy pawls how bes everyone tihs evenif??
OMG! This is teh same pic that inspired teh Cheezbuger Island song!
Let’s get in teh way-back machine now and go look:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/01/yoo-keeping-me-right-right/?cp=all#comment-170870
fank U. Heer iz a nice sparklee suncatcher 4 U. U doan eben have to steelz it (unless u wants to)
*wants to*
Okai, Ai gives it to leeza-b. U can steelz it frum her
Omai! Iz bin lookin at ICHC for a fyoo months nao and haz neber seed a SPLORTfest liek dis. Such a cyooooot bebe kitteh has cheezfrens droppin leik flies! And such gud paramediks! I saloot u awl!
Ohai. U doan has 2 just looks. Teh cheezpeeps awl plai niec.
Tank u, WRR. First I hadda lern to reed LOLspeek! An’ ur rite, cheezpeeps r sum uv de neicest c peeps, onna nterwebs.
gotta lern to tipe, 2.
wut for?
no one cud tell teh diffrence here!
*splutter* LOL!
Welkum tu Cheezland Ob!! Wii b sew glad u dekloaked and kame tu play!! Kum wif mii tu deh ty boot eek adn gitting ursef a welkumming gift. I finkso u will see dat Gibbocat haz ennefing ur liddlol hart desirez. I’d offer u a CHRG, but if diz liddlol kitteh-babeh didn’t make usplorting awl ober ursef, u must hab deh extra strong CHRG awl reddy.
*pourz martooneez
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
Fank you so much, cweenmj! I do fiels so very welcum hier! Onlee garden-varietee CHRG hold on wif pretteh duckytape,, but mebbe ecksposyur to my verree silleh tabbeh patch kitteh and my Corgee puppeh givz me a littul immoonitee? Beeginnerz luck mebbeh, best nawt to cownt on it. Plz to leed on to teh ty boot eek! *klinkee*
I wuvs u itty bitty kitty. will u hugs me pweez? I iz
severely cute-deprived.
dum wp putz deh commintz in deh rong playc agin :-p
Iz nao 8 oh klock, an tyme 4 da hed on toppa ur bodee to asplode from da kyoot.
*SPLORT*
Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee alla da braynes into one big bukkit.
Rinse wif sparlee spring wadders wif a hint of lemming.
pattee pattee pattee dem all inna cranium
Cobber wif hedbonz
taype taype taype alla da heds
Add da CHRG and da baffing cap and da hockee helmut wif lipstiks
tuck all inna da blankits for cozzees
Habs a Hawt chawklits wif ise kreems and the possums of chawklits
SHPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTZ!!!!!!
calicuteh ALRETZ!!!
BEBE KYOOTY 2 OVER WELMMMIN’
Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee alla da braynes into one big bukkit.
Rinse wif sparlee spring wadders wif a hint of lemming.
pattee pattee pattee dem all inna cranium
Cobber wif hedbonz
taype taype taype alla da heds
Add da CHRG and da baffing cap and da hockee helmut wif lipstiks
tuck all inna da blankits for cozzees
Habs a Hawt chawklits wif ise kreems and the s’mores
Floof tayol!!!
Blargh! Ai are ded . . .
Oh, noez!! Dave!! tawk tu mii!!
Dave, don’t diez!!!
hoo will feeding Dr.Tinycat??
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Oh, U noez, i haz awlwayz wanted Dr.Tinycat fur ma berry own.
mebbe dis b mai chans to klaiming him??
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Bai Dave!!
Ohai, Dave u haz Dr Tinycat? Dr Tinycat iz mai verifavorite lolcat uv awl teim! Verree lukkee u!
this rock
OMG adorable baby kat! I miss having little fluffers around the house. Mine are all growed up now.
But I love them anyway. *purrrr*
hao 2 b favoritin dis nao? Dib dey do away wif favoritin tings?
tanx 4 d halp!
fabferals
aw… teh kyootest widdle poem! one of teh best on here in a while. so cweeative!
…*splort*
And when there’s any doubt, “Blame the goggie.”
Yur welcom kitteh! ^_^ *Splort*
OMG!1! *splort*
owt awl day *spill*
dis teh furstest lolcal ai c *dubbl splort*
mostest ded furm teh kyootness!1!
*rollz ober n size furm teh happee*
lol mail owder kitty iz cutes
*squeeeeee* Dies of kute…
lol i wish i had a kitteh like that (:
Lol, I uploaded this on to Second Life, wore a kitteh avater, and said, “It’s me!”
I love this pic soooooooo much, it reminds me Isis is ebil and sooooo inocent at teh same time ^^
Iz so cyoot!
But filenaem sez “he”. That kitteh is a girl.
oh teh funneh tale! iz so poofy!