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illolegal aktibities at teh zoo!!
Conga rats, mai njoo cheezfrend!1!! Wot wud u like 4 drinkses and danses? Shirley dere is ovver peeps tied in as well???
Woot woot! Parti 4 Karen! Concatulayshunz on ur nawt sekkund-ness!
Ai gotz draggeded awai buy teh wurk fonz. PLEH! *deep breff – intering gud cheez plas*
I wud liek to sillybrate wif sum chompaine adn sum twirrlee dancingz. Adn lutz ob choklit 4 ebereeoen.
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OK Ai’m bak.
‘Cept 4 teh doggeez. Dey gitz vry sik wen dey haz choklit. XP
*brings sum cristal floots wif sham pain bubbloling in it*
*takes care NAWT to twirl be4 handing floot to Karen*
Cheez! *klinkee glasses*
slurp slurp slurp. Gulp. Nao.
*Twirl, hop, twirl, hop, spin caper prance flop*
*Twirl, hop, twirl, hop, caper prance spin spin*
CRASH!
Oops. I ment to do that!
*looks down at upfi* “Are you OK?” *den laffs*
*hmmms adn haz an ideea* Deez anti-grabity boots will meen yu won’t fawl on der floar. Garanteed. At leest, az lawng az der batturies last. I’m sure I rechargd dem, tho.
Wud seh fawl on der ceeling?
Depends. Der may be a short in der boots, wish wud meen seh’d fawl in awl direkshuns – adn teh boots mite nawt fawl in teh SAME direkshun at the same thyme. An’ there’s an off swich at teh back, an’ an on switch at teh frunt, soe iffen she fell on teh seeling, it’d turn teh boots off until she fell on teh floor, when the boots wud start again.
Do u haz enuff of dem boots 4 AWL me littlol footsies?? Ai has a wonder…
*hands yu a thowsand boots, wib teh cober ob Teh Hungri Cat-a-Pillar on teh frunt*
Hurray fer yu, Karen, top o’thelist! Wut yew wantz fer sellybrayshins?
K. Just hold ur paw out and ai’ll gibs it 2 u!
The smell of freedom… I doesn’t have it…
Aw, pur Maus. I dun liek wen fello cheezfrendz be sad.
*sniff sniff*
well wot IS that then?
I wudnt sniff dat if I wer u. It be teh stuffz u is smellin.
it’s prollly just remnents of EM.
and I just cudn’t pass up teh opening…
ummm……….*bites lip—–hard* I tink oy’ll yust let that one slide right on by.
sowry.
U need anything for that lip?
hm. guess Iz a victim uv a drive by teesin.
nawt intentional, leash went off……….again
and I now have the sword & shield pic onna mai ‘puter, gimme a day and it’ll be dere.
oooooh!
*swoons wif anticipashun*
*tayks teh peg offen Maus’ nowse adn wabes freedom smelling salts under hiz nowz*
here’s to freedom
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MOVIE TRAILER — “BORN FREE” (1966)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj_4hO-rLoc&feature
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Project for Awesome: Born Free Foundation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwQGdUXM-EQ
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http://www.bornfree.org.uk/
Re: teh smell ob freedom (Maus):
kontest, YIPPEE!!!
His gaze, going past those bars, has got so misted
with tiredness, it can take in nothing more.
He feels as though a thousand bars existed,
and no more world beyond them than before…
(srry, there is no good translation 4 this)
1.Name teh Name ob teh poem
2. Name teh Author
3. Whut Langwish is it ritten in?
4. Elebnty cheezburgers for a verse ob the original!!!!
Rainer Maria Rilke
German
“Der Panther”
Im Jardin des Plantes, Paris
Sein Blick ist vom Vorübergehn der Stäbe
so müd geworden, dass er nichts mehr hält.
Ihm ist, als ob es tausend Stäbe gäbe
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
Der weiche Gang geschmeidig starker Schritte,
der sich im allerkleinsten Kreise dreht,
ist wie ein Tanz von Kraft um eine Mitte,
in der betäubt ein großer Wille steht.
Nur manchmal schiebt der Vorhang der Pupille
sich lautlos auf -. Dann geht ein Bild hinein,
geht durch der Glieder angespannte Stille -
und hört im Herzen auf zu sein.
yay, Janet! w00t!
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Twernt nuthin, reelee.
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Dyoo want sum cheezburgerz???? ai seem to hav lotz ov them! LOL!!
beautiful kitkay thanks for leading us to “Der Panther”,
and congarats Janet, for the posting the original German
for the sad and sorrow of the lyric – here is a translation:
~
The Panther
~
His gaze, going past those bars, has got so misted
with tiredness, it can take in nothing more.
He feels as though a thousand bars existed,
and no more world beyond them than before.
~
Those supply powerful paddings, turning there
in tiniest of circles, well might be
the dance of forces round a center where
some mighty will stands paralyticly.
~
Just now and then the pupils’ noiseless shutter
is lifted. – Then an image will indart,
down through the limbs’ intensive stillness flutter,
and end its being in the heart.
~
[Rainer Maria Rilke]
Big kittehz!!!!
don’t bogart teh nip!
and teh cannolis!
(leaf teh gun)
Hmm hmm hmm sumfin,
monkees r sinseer,
an teh lolofants r kindlee but tehy’re dum….
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
zeebraz r reakshunaree!
Antillowpz r mishunayreez.
Sew aer…
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Buff lows
Croky dials
Dandy Lions
Ellie Founts
F…
Flameen goes
Grass Hoppers
Hippo Potami
I…
froot flys
girrr affs
hhorned rihno
ii…….
Ibises
Jaguars
Kangarooz
L. . .
Ai didunt kno tihs sawng Bfor – fankyu! An fankyu, yutoob!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-0uO5RKI-S8&feature=related
itz awl happenin at teh zoo!
)
(duz taht mayke mee owld?
if it duz, u is not a loan!
Veri twue, veri twue…
http://www.uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-0uO5RKI-S8&feature=related
Just testing – nuthing to see heer
this is the bestest catnip $$$ can buy!
Nawt shure big cats aer affected by catnip… …but wateber dey AER affekted by will be powurful stuffs.
good question…
wiki states “There is some disagreement about the susceptibility of lions and tigers to catnip. Some claim that the way lions and domestic cats react to catnip suggest further evidence of the genetic existence of a susceptibility to catnip outside of domestic felines” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepeta)
this site, http://www.catniptoys.com/nip_faq.htm, states that lions do
I would love to see a waky lion(ess)!
Ok, dis cawks foar sum resurch. I suggest cobering Ebil Maus wib catnip adn throwing him tu teh lions, tu gage tehir reakshun.
I totally agree! You get his arms, i’ll get his feet!
was never even on voting or upcoming…they really need to straighten out this web site.
Nose candy. They has it.
“don’t u let taht deal go down…”
My grandfather’s clock
Was too large for the shelf
So it stood ninety years on the floor
It was taller by half
Than the old man himself
Though it weighed not a pennyweight more
It was bought on the morn
Of the day that he was born
And was always his treasure and pride
But it stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
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Ninety years without slumbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
His life seconds numbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
It stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
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In watching its pendulum
Swing to and fro
Many hours had he spent while a boy
And in childhood and manhood
The clock seemed to know
And to share both his grief and his joy
For it struck twenty-four
When he entered at the door
With a blooming and beautiful bride
But it stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
.
Ninety years without slumbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
His life seconds numbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
It stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
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My grandfather said
That of those he could hire
Not a servant so faithful he found
For it wasted no time
And had but one desire
At the close of each week to be wound.
And it kept in its place
Not a frown upon its face
And its hand never hung by its side
But it stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
.
Ninety years without slumbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
His life seconds numbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
It stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
.
It rang an alarm
In the dead of the night
An alarm that for years had been dumb
And we knew that his spirit
Was pluming his flight
That his hour of departure had come
Still the clock kept the time
With a soft and muffled chime
As we silently stood by his side
But it stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
.
Ninety years without slumbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
His life seconds numbering
Tick, tock, tick, tock
It stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died
ai don’t getz it. ??
jd?
dat’s a byootiful poem- but why here and now?
Did u lose someone?
I has a concerned.
S’ok. A frend ob teh fambly deyd, adn dat iz prolly wy it sprang tu mynd. (Iz an owwwld song.) But I fink it needed tu be sed heer becawz zoos mayk me sew sad – awl doze amibuls dat aern’t free to rowm abowt. Eben a safari park iz a bit limiting, but cayges aer sew tinytiny. I finks ob doze anibamuls adn deir libes ticking by.
{{{{{{jd}}}}}}
TY.
Me too! Being in thsoz liddle cajes iz so krool.
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Ai think parkz where tehy haz teh spayce to run free an jump an play ar nawt so bad. In teh wyld, there iz awlwaiz teh danjur taht tehy will be killed. Bai hew man beens.
{{{{jd}}}} I agree as well and if we’re not careful the only animals left in this world will be in cages
Eye renemburr dat song frum wen eye wuz littul. Eye wuz afeered uff cloks stoppin tickin becawz dat ment sumwun had dyed.
It ffected me az a kid tu. I wonted tu fynd teh clok sew I cud fix it adn den it adn teh owld man cud lib happily eber after.
How come skewls sang such sick songz?!
Iffen yu thynk dat was bad for kids, jus’ look up der meening ob “Oranges and Lemons” oar “Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary”. Der aer a LAWT ob very very sik songs in skuuls. I lissend tu a raydio show wuns where dey sed nobody wud eber mayk a children’s story akkurately az a libe-akshun moobie coz it wud be rayted 18. I can beleeb it tu. I wuns thot it woz a gud thyng I neber had kids, az der’s awlmowst nuffing I’d consider akkseptubul. Dey’d hab been bored silly!
bored, not sew grate.
but silly… dat’s ok!!
Jungel catnips. I wunts it.
Yeah cuz we need mor lions with crack habitz
I don’t recall Marlin Perkins evver menshuning dat…
we will watch from above as Jim tries to get the Lions interest……. now quiet Jim is holding a steak in his hand and advancing upon the lion …….. the lion has cawt the scent of the raw meat and slinks along the ground ……. Folks we reminds you to buy Mutual of Omahaw products…..and the lion OMG RUN JIM RUN….GO TO COMMERCIAL
Dey is borred, yung lions got nuffens to do, bild moor komunikitty senters, gets dem intew gardunings or boxens 2 channul der enurgee. Gifs dem fowcuss.
Kommunikitty senaters aer hard own teh owtsize, chewwy in der middul. Sowwy, got distraktid dere fore a moment. Kommunikitty senters niid tu teech yung lions praktikul thyngs lyke dribing teh CCC truk, horsieculture, brayn surgery adn teh pepperation ob cheezburgers from raw ingrediunts.
Mm sowns delishus, sry wuz alsew distraktid.
Sew, wut abowt sewing? maeking blankits, nittins gluvs ,pie thowing, cheez maekin, Fronsch tennis (I maeks dat up Ifinkso), engineareng skillz leik stikin sum wheeeels on a baff an rowling it down a steep hill, iz yewd to do dat, we wuz poor back den in TTI, wut I meen wuz? still am
Yu can maykes yurself a go-kart wib bike wheels anna wudden box at der bak adn teh frunt ob a pram foar teh frunt wheels, askel adn fut rests, adn a plank tu link teh two bits togebber. Oar yu can mayk a great swing from an owld traktor tyre – iffen yu libs neer teh countrisyde, dey mite pay yu to dayk it away!
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Lossa lossa inbenshuns yu can mayk owt ob scrap adn junk. I wuns fownd a starter mowter dat still wurked som (wasn’t uzabul in a car oar anyfing). Uzed dat to power mechanized lego. Teh howels in der walls didunt tayk mush filling in.
Ai jus maed a kitteh cart wif a ice creem tub an sum marbils!
*Patens it*
Gudbai ebberwun, Ai jus maeks mah forchoon SEE YAR!
*buks wun wai tikit tew paridice*
Kitteh paks lite! we be der in noe tiems
Hey! I lawst my marbils! *luks at ice creem tub suspishusly*
Mine nao
ya makin’ that eddy money?
Ai dun fink Ai wuld go tu a zu dat haz the barz far enuff apart fur do lions tu stik der nozez awt liek dat.
Dis sad. Kitteh drig deels shud be nawt behin barz.
I iz sad fur teh big kittehs bihaind barz.
Mani lions aer behind bars foar no reezun beyond dem beeing geeks adn nurds. Foar dis reezun, it iz essenshul dat cheezfrends unite and demand dat dey Free the Motorola 68000!
Free it!
ZMG!!1! 45 minutez afftur dis picher popped out, an no wun haz sayed:
“It’s two lyonz, qwik get inna car!”!?!?
Whut izz happinin tu us?!
ur RITE!
well maybee we wuz just savin it fur u.
Aww, fankz skwirrlgrrl.
Itz cos dey r behind bars! We iz quiet safe, aifinkso!
but…..do we know what the bars are made of???
Cheezes twice! Iz a lyon, twice! Get inna car at wunce!
WIN!
I smell
Alpacca
Babboons
Chimpanzees
D…..
Dinosorz (wtf?)
Emptee cayges wer tiygerz sposed to be (uh oh…)
F…
Frogs
Geraffees
Hyeenas *hahahahah*
I…..
Dangeruss dinosawerz
Elephantz in pantz
Felinez in carz
Goatz wit goateez
H…
Hollerin kids who want to pet the tigers
Itsy bitsy spiders EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
Jaguars layin in the sun
Kangaroos hoppin’
L……………
Lotsa lollin animals
Munkeez
Nachos (mmm….)
O…
dawgies
elolfints
fritenin tigers
G…
They might smell em but the hoomans on this web site sure don’t know which are which…I mean really…a ferret caption for an opossum? a llama caption for an alpaca? learn animals before u caption…duh.
Who said ferret, opossum or llama?
it’s a complaint about some of the captioned pix i’ve seen pass thru to upcoming today, not about their comments.
Jus’ remembre dat kitteh seeing noe goggie brayns from urliur tudai.
Idunno….OMG I WANTZ A LLAMA!
Teh llama song! Go tu u tube an putz in “llama song”.
Eye go fynd a linkee 4 u.
have you eber seen a llama
kiss a llama on teh llama?
llama’s llama tastes of llama … (wut?)
llama llama duck!
daze on teh way
Also, you can keep your ……………duh…………….insults to yourself.
The rest of us are here to have fun.
ohai Amy, itz grate taht yoo r sooooo smart an yoo knoes alla yur aminalz, but – just as
payper covers rok , sissorz cut payper, rok brakes sissorz –
funnee trumpz akkyurate!!
funnee trumps shopped!!!
kitteh trumps ebberyfing!!!11!!!!!
nice one…..well done
YESSS!!!11!
uh huh, I bet you think funny trumps cruelty too, huh? like that pic of the hampster being squeezed for funnies?
oh no, we watch wrestling for that.
*snort*
yeah, ai just hatez mee sum hamsterz.
Oh dats nibbels, he lubbs it
Der kittehs doan cee der diffrense, dey all potensuls fur der fud boal
burfday fairy heer to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! i bringed delushus cuppie caeks in many flavrs with fancy frostings on tehm, frooty punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehn bownse, bright-colur marker pens taht rite bright on blak paper (an sum liddle pads ob blak paper to rite on!), kandees, an puffy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes. rebember to luk for teh burfday fairy every day on every LOL – yoo nebber know wen she’ll
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Ahem … burfday faiy … dis is awl very kind of u. But ai has a kweshun:
U’r wearing sumwunce abatar today, sumwun ai noes as Lm. How cum?
oh. um. right, tehn. um…
i borryed it to see wut it luks liek in teh light? no, that’s LCB’s line.
i haz no idea hoo dis Lm iz ob hoom yoo speek ob. an no idea why tehy wuld be steeling my abatar spayse an putting tehyr abatar tehr!!!!
um. right.
(stoopy wurdpress)
blarg!!!
iz stukked! kant get rid ob it!!
wuts teh poynt ob habbing a sekrit idenity if yoo no kan hides teh sekrit?hm, you haz a rumbulled?!
if yoo see dis Lm purrsun, yoo tells tehm “midnight tonite, in teh alley behind teh ty booteek.”
i will defend my qwilty fingie an teh honor ob all burfday fairies evreewher!!1!!1!!!!
Ai lubs u, burfday fairy, no mattur wot abatar u use to hide ur identeetee.
*schmoo* Fanks 4 awl the bubblols and cweenfetti ur awlways gibbing out to awl, eben to teh trolls! U R wunnermus.
Yes, deer burfday fairy. We DOO lub yoo, eben wehn yur abatar iz borked.
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Ai’ve bin having problims az well. Ebreetaim ai com heer, sum hao ai haz bin sined out ov ‘JCH4K’ an “DameJanet” appeers. An ai haz no idea wai.
u had a mile case uv DID, ifinkso.
Maybe Maus can halp u tomorrows.
Or Sweetpea.
We needing a doktor whu speshulyzing in DID! An didologist!
um, fanks, but i fink i’d ravver just yooze violins to solb teh problum. *duznt want to eben fink abowt wher a didologist pokes yoo*
i hads da saem prollem todae. twas weerd…
Waht wuz yur problim??
the same one.
Yoo meen – yoo can awnlee be sweetpea???
iz noe mai burfday. but i leik der ideear of caeks, noe wunt der frooty punch, noe in der fayce anneeway
oh, iz teh kind ob punch taht yoo drinks. like teh nice hawaiian punch.
wayt, mebbee taht not hleps.
noes i need reel punch plz
Can haz fur adopshun day tu? Tuday be teh forf anibersaree uv mai Trick-or-Treet kitteh showing up awn mai doorstep an making himself at hoem. Ai sooooo berry happeh he dided, coz ai luvs him berry much, an him helped mai Loki get ober teh brij-crossing uv hims “big bruvver” Nermal.
*happeh dansdansdans fur teh Trick adopshunversaree*
Happee adopshun dai! i gets der shampayne! I drinkd it tho… yew leik tee? Iz offishul dai nao, i lubs hoomz dat adopt kittehs- I drinkd to dem!
CheeRz!
*Clink*
*rummij rummij* Ai finded nuvver boddle of sham payn! Yu share wif me? Ai lubs hyoomins whu fink adopting kittehs be a gud fing!
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*giglol* Tu uv mai free be adopted strays taht showed up awna doorstep. If yu wanna see pics uv Trick, clik awn teh blooness uv mai name, iz a few tehre.
Thnx fur der drink, iz delishus. Vintij? frooty on der palit.
I luk at yr kittehs nao
OH MAI! dey luks leik dey be up to no goods! iz awl in der eyes! and der eyes r beeg! Ai’d lubbs to haf groop hugz wif dem, need biggur arms! dey iz well luked after, wich is pawlite awi of sayin dey bee chunkee monkees! yum yum, if ai had dem kittehs at haom ai’d nebber leiv der howse! DAMN!
*nodnod* Trick always be up to no guds! Eggsept when him iz sleeping, an ai nawt toadally shur about taht. But him keeping lyf berry intresting an funneh an full-uv-shed-fur (ai neber seed a kitteh taht shed so much!!!).
Tehy awl so aktiv tehy nawt having tiem tu get fats! Ai neber wants tu leev teh howse eibber, wud ravver stay an cuddul mai kittehs. Ai hugs tehm fur yu, otay? An ai tells tehm yu say such nice fings about tehm. 
An teh chunkeeness being mostlee muskles.
*iz a prowd mommeh*
Dey iz beeg bowned! mah kitteh iz gettin der beeg bones, he stawpted mowcins, wich is gud fing fur dem. now is wintur he iz awlways eatins, iz cawstins me forchoonz! it noe be cheep to run a kitteh deez dais!
any kind ob cellybrayshun day! eben gremlin cellybrated teh burfday ob her an mr. gremlin’s noo marryed life. i iz ekwal-opportoonity-sellybrayshun burfday fairy
why knat i gets my burfday fairy qwilty fing bak???
Becoz WP iz being stinkee tuday?
WP steeled, er, replaysed yur sparklee fairy mask, iz trai-ing tu maek uz fink yu being sumwun else.
Zooz maek me happy and sad.
C-ying animlols=happy
C-ying bars/enkolsures=sad
Kinda depends on the zoo. A place that creates the best and most natural habitat it can for the animals, gives them lots of enrichment stuff, and generally makes sure they’re happy and healthy… that I have no problem with. Zoos doing that are helping enormously with some endangered animal species. A bit less freedom, but also less risk of injury, illness, starvation, fighting with competitors, predators, old age being immediately fatal, poachers, loss of territory to human encroachment, and all that stuff. It’s a tradeoff.
Zoos that are concrete boxes with iron bars, on teh ovver paw – DO NAWT WANT.
werd.
ai done noz teh protakols hear. BUT THIS CAP IS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO ONE OF MINE. iz problum? So sads wen big catz goez badz LOL
Dat’s too bad, 2kissy2, ai like ur capshun better. Sawry, but apparently it happens nao or then. Pweeze do not feel discuradged to make mor LOLs, k? Ai’ve nebber seen u post be4, so here, let me extend mai feeler as a sign of mai frendship. *extends feeler to shake paws wif 2kissy2*
fanks upfi, I liek miinz 2 LOL. I haz dun otter lolz, only seed dem in vote thingamakitteh. u r vry kind, 4 a buggy but i happeez to shake wif u. kthxbai, i kiss kittehs 4 u.
He who smelt it, veldt it.
*hedesk*
kit: whut kinda fisch is “smelt”?
kay: awl ob tehm.
ahm grateful mah naymes nawt Jar O.
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otterwise that one would Kill a Man Jar O.
supposed to be after LCB. arrrgh,
Duuznt matter! Still gud fur
*heddesk*
wasn’t taht a regaa song? muzikal yute or sumpthin?
no, harry bellyfontee.
not that I know. *shrugs*
OK, not the only time I’ve been wrong… maybe I’ll go play in traffic, or on the swings.
set up yer swings onna overpass…………freak-out the commuters, bwahahaa
that would be great, but LAPD has no sense of humor…
well, then I guess it’ll just have to be that nair shall be mixed up in thier mustache wax.
O NOSE…It’s a Lye-yun!!!
git N2 teh Kar!!!!
source: http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/10/world_animal_day.html#photo24
Danger! Danger! Dis izza clazz wun splort alert! Dew not, eye repeat, dew not go ober tu loldogs witout yr CHRG/wdoi! Wii haz alreddi had wun unattended splorting! Dis iz not a tezt!
thnx for crediting the ppl :]
Okey, which zookeeper we gonna eet today?
Nawt teh liddlol 1, he bringz us teh nips!
“So how’d the operation go, officer?”
“Well sir we brought in tehse two…
…tehy sai tehy’re innosent,
but i an positiv that tehy are lion.”
*HEDDESK!!!*
This photo makes me sad… to put such regal animals behind bars for our amusement is just so wrong….
uhhh…. opps… i forgetted the moneyzz….uhh….i can haz a cheezburgar ani way?