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i wuz rite no brainz
mebbeh sumwun stole goggies brainz.
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But beauty!
I hadda borzoi wunce, an dis was utterly tru bout him. Sweet as sugar, but…no brains at all!
Mi Rushin Woofhownd (I still lykes to call dem dat) is berry smart … but awlso berry diffrunt to trayn dan my Aussie dawgs. But Catty (Catherine the Great) gotses her first Obeadyins titul in onlee 3 triuls (dat’s de leastest pawssible). But she is much lyke traynin’ a kitteh. I always have had Aussie dawgs … berry berry smart and eeger to learn. Rushin Woofhownd berry smart … not so eeger Is lyke diffrunce beetween strait A student who is awlso on stoodent cownsil, sport teem, dramma club, debayte teem … awl gung ho and rah rah bowt skwel …and de brillyunt stewdent dat get A++++ in class dat intrust hers … but mebbe Bs an Cs in ovver classes. Wif my Aussie dawgs is all abowt the FUN and the LEARN. Wif Catty dawg, is all abowt HER. If I mayks her fink she is BRILLYUNT-BOOTIFULL-ELLYGUNT when we trayn, then she learn berry fast. If I try mayks her fink is FUN-GoodJOB, she go lays on cowch and ignowr me. So … my theery is Rushin Woofhownds are kittehs in goggie clothes.
BTW, dis picshur, kitteh+Woofhownd=WANTWANTWANT.
Capshun is kewt too
R u sure? Teh shed, it is incredible, wif the rushin woofhunds.
I knew a pursun who obedience traind teh borzoi an it is very hard, yes. But it is very beauteous to see! In her later yers switched to a much smaller dawg. Wut is mos sads about dese lovely goggies is dey do nots lives as long as sum. Mai big boi, Bo, dids not make it to 10, even.
Dis rushin woofhound, Princess iz ate yrz ol. Mos my woofhunds liv to
ovr 12. Won waz ovr 15. Dey knot as shrt lvd as mos big goggies.
Congaratz carosue! I go owt in kitchen nao, u want mebbeh a nyce pb&j sangwitch? Oar sumfin moar sootable lyke a crwahsahhngt wif jam?
crosawnt wif jam….mmmmm. An cawfee. I needs to wake up!
*pours carosue freshlee rosted cawfee*
*and some for hurself*
Wud u like creem and shugar wif dat?
Ohai Leeza, did Uz hear from deh ladee who wuz goona adopt the calico
bebbeh?
oh yes! fanks for asking!
I was just getting reddy to let u all know.
she sent a nice email; said she tossed out teh D werd prolly a little too loosely.. ifinkso she will consider otter alternatives to declawing, and said she wud discuss with her vet to do wot’s best for teh kitten… and said hur last kittteh was a reskew kitteh hoo had a sick when she got her, and so ifinkso she must be a gud person to take in a sick homeless kitteh. Sew I is feeling much bedder about teh kittens noo mama, and finking she will be spoiled rotten in hur noo forever home. Which is as it shud be.
deh kittehs shood awol be spoilded
Nuffin but de best 4 all kittehs…as if dey wud have it any odder way!
Carosue, heer r fresh fresh crwahsangz tew go wif teh yummy cawffee. An homemade strawberree jam, an awlso apple budder! *takes one an inhaylez deeplee* ahhhhhhh!
tee heee, you haz a case of da DID, jus like Maus. Yu beder take care of dat!
I can see a little garden in there…
Oh, and BTW…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2439169
W00t! W00t!
Figured you’d be happy about that – made a comment on the last thread.
Yum! Earwax!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
pleh pleh blecccchhhhh!
but i finkso I see an eerwurm!
Yum! Earworms!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
u has a hungree today maus?
I brotted u some kee lime pi from Flolrida….
Yum! Key Lime Pie!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
*luks sideways at maus*
I fink someone mite has an otter kind of wurm?
I figured eating too much in the morning was better than drinking too much…
Yum! Otter!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
ur not going to fit back in teh maus hole…
Leeza, did u see wut EM haz dun tew sabowtajhe owr werk awn teh blondfold? See below.
I has taked care of EM, miss CT.
BTW… du u know if ZF heard back from Hashim?
Yesh, I herd frum him– he iz fyne, teh erfkwack did nawt bizzit him. Whew!.
Shuln’t u b eetin cheezstaeks oar sof pritzlz wib mustud oar sum Tastykake??? (q/Homer: mmmmm peech pi)
… or Italian hoagies, or Frank’s soda, or porketta sandwiches, or scapple, or …
mmmmm scrapple (wif maple syrip, akshully) – Frank’s soda…is it Frank’s? Fanks!!
Frank’s Cherry Wisniak!
And A-Treat Grapefruit Soda!
Yum!
Yum!! iz rite!!! Adn ai alwuz lubbin teh vanilah kreme!
scapple?
is that a noo kinda froot?
*finks*
scabby apple…
scary apple…
scruffy apple…
?
U don wan 2 kno wuz innt, butt itz nawt bad akshully. Sum fink iz an akcwired tast
Iz maed frum scraps – reelee. Kums in blokz adn u sliis it adn
fri it, ushully.
lolz!
we wuz talking bout this t’otter nite.
we has something similolar down here… livah mush!
It’s mush with ground pork scraps (everything but the smile, as they say). Shaped into a loaf and chilled. You fry it slowly until browned, and then… NOM!
does it inclood… teh scapple-ula??
Just about everything but. And it’s “scrapple”, in case I had managed to totally confuse you…
I noo.
I was just playin wif u.
I seez teh flooar unnerneeth!
i can sea starz!
Eww, goggie brainz!
Yum! Brains!
*NomNomNomNomNomNom*
U ben hanging owt wif Igor agin???!?!?!!
He mussta ben. I ben werkin layte at d’Beaker Labs (werkin in sekrit awn teh blondfolds) an ther’s skotch an mutch werse awl ober teh playce wen I gitz there. I haz tew kleen it awl up B4 I duz mai own stuffz.
See? Caretroll sew halpfull!
Datz bkuz she carez.
ooo how r those coming CT?
sowry I had to leeve early, kitten
doodydooty called.Well, Leeza, its lyke this….wut wif kleenin up after Igor an Maus, an havin tew fynde stuffz foar CT tew do (u noez trollz is alwayz a liddle awkwerd), itz comin slow. But I finkso I haz a brakefroo tonyte. Teh biggest problemm iz taht teh fabric keepz awn slitherin intew sum alternayte dimmenshun, u noez?
*Throws fabric out of The Ebil Dimension*
So THAT is what that is! Go find your own alternate dimension! Sheesh!
EM, I tole you an I tole you, u haz tew stawp warin taht Strange Attraktor aftershayve. Nao ZF iz gonna be awl like *hak hak* an *coff coff* frum teh Straynge Attraktor smellz. An wii haz tew weevin teh fabrik awl ober agin.
perhaps I can halp.
*pushes orange buttun on bwacelett*
*EM is transported to NB*
Way to go Leeza! Nao I haz tew set up teh loom awl ober agayne, but mebbeeh u haz a buttun taht will juss manyoofakchoor teh right fabric?
oh yes indeedee!
Teh green one rite here.
*presses green buttun, and thinks of wot she wants*
*fabric appears… rapped around a cowboi*
oopsie.
Wait… Whut?
Wyatt, nao u iz a genntulmun, we noez. Stay rappded in taht fabrik wyle we getz u sum pantz! *hollerz* Ebil Maus, u nogoodfernuthin rodent u! Whut haz u dun wif Wyatt’z pantz??????
I just wanted to see what I would look like in chaps. Quite attractive, if I do say so myself…
oh my.
Chap-solutlee!
I wuz bowt to sae dat – “Goggie hadsum brayns…but I eated dem.”
Just floooof and air
Hey sumwun covered my eaglol wiff a quilt!
Ohai lolnascar– no, u hazzing a eeglol heer!
had to sign in to teh werdpress.
hello, hello, hello
is anybody in there?
goggie has an earcho?
*from TrollheimUnterTehSea* Hallooooooo-ooooooo-oooooo
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?
Ifn u needs infomashun, plz – den u lookin at teh rong goggie.
Relax – it’s just a little pin prick – wif da pointy endz
♪♫ that’ll keeps u going fur teh show..
*nods*
Come on, come on down,
I hear you’re feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again…
teh last tyme ai heerd dis sawng, ai wuz free sheetz tew teh wind adn…wall…teh inebit..enevit…whut yewshually happenz wen peeplols drinkie tew mcuh happened tew meh.
do not want.
yew were uncumfortablee numb?
yesh, dat sums it up nisely!
O hai, m21k! I hasn’t seen u for a lot of whiles. I was afraid u might have been cutting wires again, with unfortunate results.
ohai lcb! ai can haz lots uv werk tu dew adn dat’s wen ai ushyewally stopded bai. do nawt want. but ai missed teh cheezfrens, sew tudai ai sed “ai’ll jest hyde frum teh boss adn go plai wif cheezpeeps nsted.
fankfully, no wyres haz been harmed in teh mayking uv dis commint.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?
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(an kin I jes sai hao funnee dis iz? Later todai I has to go haz a endoscopy [trying to figger owt why I'z nauseous moast ov teh tiem dese dais], so I’z gonna be numb, and hoepfullee comfertabull!)
{{{{{Pb2K}}}}}}
hope sew!!
and hope dey figure it owt.
nauseous is teh pleh.
(((PB2K)))) Naausea iz teh no gud! Mebbeh iz just aftereffffektz of teh tranzplant? NEwaiz, I haz had a endo-thinie, an iz nawt a big deel. Matter ov fact I duzznt rememember enny ov it nao! But no hurtz atall.
ooh, dat’s gud to kno, ZF! I haz a werrie dat I’z gonna gag awn teh scope fingie, eben dough tehy iz gonna numb an sedate mii.
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Dey finkso itz eider graft-versus-host disease, or jes aftereffektz ov teh transplant. Eider wai, none ov teh drugs wii’ve tryed hab wered yet. I jes hoepso it passes suun!
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A fren IRL iz in herz nawt sekkund trimester ov a pregnancy, an wii compares notes abowt owr tummies. I finkso, mine iz werser, and she finksos dat hers iz werser!
one home remedy for nausea is ginger
you can has ginger tea
it may give you some relief
pb2k, ai duzznt member it eiver……….. jus like teh udder end…….. happy juice and yew nebber noes anyfing!! nawt t’werrie!!! pwomish!!!
I can has motion sickness sometimes an I sucks on
candied ginger an dat helps also iffen I has tummy upset
I make myself lemonade wid ginger or ginger tea.
Temporary relief without sideeffects
Gud luck wid the endoscopy
{{{{PB2k}}}
Hubcat had endoscopies a few times when himz diagnosed
(fur biopsies, putting of deh stent, removing of the stent)
they putz U under you will not has an memory of anyfing
oh an I is sure demz told U, but Uz cannot eat anyfing befoh
the endoscopies
big goggie pinned bai liddle floofie kitteh
mommeh can I goes out to plai wid the odder kittehs
Oh hai! Diz b a cheezee map adn Cheezeemeetz nownsmint. Dehre b sevrul peepz planning adn wanting deh cheezee meetz
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Heer b a nowncmint frum tessm:
ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!! an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up! ::note frum mj–dere b 4 in NZ::
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heer b nowncemint frum smileycat:
ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!
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heer b nowncemint frum Jamamakitty:
ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
Adn in a ltebraking annowncemint, deh Cheez adn Tofu will beeing at deh Skeattle Cheezmeet!!!!
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heer b nowncemint frum rhsb:
Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet. Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border. Awl info is subject to change. If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop. Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!
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And dis b frum MadamZ:
Aih wud liek tew meet sum cheezfrenz. Pleeze tew let mii noe planz?
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Luk! derz a wish frum Uniquekitty:
plasticat nad ai iz luuking fur Noo Yawk/Noo Yawk areya cheezpeeps hoo mite b wantin a cheez meet tew – ne 1 innerested?
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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. So far wii haz 272 peepz onna map!! Teh latest b inkludding sebbral frum deh auntee podez. Yoo may haz too zooming in reel close tuseeing awl uv dem, sum,like deh pair in Dunedin NZ b berry close togezzer!!!
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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ok, i leev u loan naow.
noooooooo!
don’t leave us a loan mj!
*starts to cry*
I’ll take a loan! I can has elebenty monies, pls?
*prance prance prance* Heer u goez, Maus. Elebenty poniez, as reqwested!
noes!! I can not has interest anymores!
*starts to sob*
*stops abruptlee*
Is dat a uni corm?
*pranse pranse pranse tossing unicorm horn* Luk Leeza!!!!!!! Elebenty uni cormz!
Hooboy, O Grayshuss Cween, u iz a bizzy woman! I fankz u so berry berry much foar doing this!
Ai bet dat tikklols.
Ohai rhsb!!!! Gud moarnin! Cawfee an crwahhsangz wif jam frum up teh thred? Taystee snakk!
Ohai ZF!
Ai wud lubs sum cawfee, kthx. Ai heer at werk dis moarnin, tryin to waek up, but sew far iz nawt happenin.
Hao u doin?
O, I fyune. Waystin tew much tyme heer. *kicks self* Nawt waystin!!! I feelz bedderer wen I heer! Butz nao gotta goez, sigh. See u layter!
Goggie eiver sleepeeing hard oar lubs snorglin wif teh kitteh.
Hoo wudn’t lub a snorgle frum taht kyoot little floof-bawl?
Ai wud nawt trus sumwon dat nawt want tu snorgle dat beeutimaus bebbeh kitteh! Too KAYOOT!
Oar mebbe kitteh has alreddy trayned goggie 2 do what ebber kitteh sez.
Dats prolly wat happend.
Berry lieklee – goggie mus b eezee 2 trian sinz kitteh iz berry small adn yung.
Ohai, rhsb! Fank u for bein my fren! U kno, u libs in teh state rite nexxt 2 mi – Ah libs in O-hai-o, adn Ah fink tehre shuld be a cheezmeet in r area soonly! Waht du u fink?
*lynz up da dansin wodens uv unujewel siz*
Conga ratz awn nawt second!
I think kitteh giving goggie itty bitty kiss before nap time.
kitty catmouflage – you’re doing it floofy! I had tew look three times before seeing teh bebeh kitten, I saw notin but floof the first two times!
its nice to be habing a matching set!
and eesier to coordinate teh furnichures wif too.
PS how is Kumo todays?
pet-funriture coordinashun, nao that’s a nuu dimenshun of weirdness
Wif awl dat off-wite floof, teh furnishers will be coordinatin ennywai.
Matchin, eevun.
PSSSST! y u noze so lolng?
Ai jus hadda luk. Kitteh iz abuut teh siz ob goggiez head!
No no no…teh joek goze “Wy teh lolng fase?”
Okey, hao long it been sinse u kleened out ur eerz wit a qtip? Yipes. Or some hot water an a cloff. Jeemony, u gotta come to the dokter moar offin.
i can haz skolz?
defeated by kyootness!
Dis is wai Zombie kittehs always starving… the onli ting dat can satisfy dem is goggie brains but goggie brains do not exist in large quantities.
:snerk:
Godfather’s Viktim Kitteh
iz despondent
pssst .. i dun karez ifn u tyid .. DIS MAI SPOT, NOW GERROFF!!!
hahaha, oh dats just silly!!!
no wonder y he catches thoes damned spinning disc things