Ollie was not only haunted by his last two lives,
Ollie was not only haunted by his last two lives, but they had no clue about personal space.
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oooo dubble fut falt!
Kwadruple, surely. Kittehs downt hab two feet.
Comment FAIL!!! BTW…. We wud appreshe-ate it iffen U try to be cleber adn sey sumfin ‘bowt teh pikshur!!!! NOT SHOWT OWT “FURST”. Datz jus LAME!!!!!
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Bak to teh pic…………..
*SPLORT-A-LICIOUS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~CON-CAT-SHOELACES {{{Ganwil}}}~~~~~
Gr8 CAPSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tehir uzernaym duzn’t inspyre confidence in me, eiber, but I cud be rong.
Tru, tru……O.O …… Yung un mehbeh/noob??
Ya notice…No Other Commints by them eever??
Cober dem in melted cheez, dip dem in catnip adn throe dem tu teh kittehs, I say!
oo dats gonna leeve a mark.
but:
user name + commint = dubble falt
so wif 4 feets, then itz octuple, rite?
Feedin Frenzie…LOTZa marks!!!! Oh wellz, dey goen nao, luks liek…
{{{skwirrlgrrl}}} I jus peeked at ur paeg…
*North Kakalaki* — HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *ROFL*
Dats jus TOO KYOOT!!!!! East coast, I’m assumin??
yas… it’s just how teh locals call it.
norf & souf Carolina and u can has Carolina = Kakalaky
Local speek is cool…Anyways, jus thot
I’d pop in n see what was going on wif
the comminting onna Fr paeg…Gots to get
redy 4 teh dentist this mornin!…….
Kakalaky…LoL…it’s even fun to type!!! lol
In-ur-personal-Space ghosts!
coast to coast!
They’re the most
They like to boast!
Has sum roast?
……..Dat be randum….
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
I nom ur FAYCE!
Ghostz reedy fur teh Halloween party on Caturday!!!
Wut u gunna drezz up as?
Maaaawwwwm!!! Dey r squeeezing me 2 death!!!11! MAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWM!!
One of these things is not like the other…
Spread out, ya knuckle heads!
*BONK!*
doan cawll meh nuklehed! mai naym is nawt curlee adn ai dew nawt go woo woo woo woo woo.
Wuub wuub wuub wuub!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerwurm!!!!
that’s exactly what i was thinking!
Or – Inside out Oreo!
Spred owt u guise, sheesh!
Teh 3 Spookses, FTW!
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Hey Moe!
Lookit teh grouse! Lookit teh grouse!
O, woise gui!
Hey! I’m doing the elevator dance!
Elevator dance?
Yeah, there’s no steps to it…
no steps maybee, but I bet u has stares!
*epic heddesk*
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…
*Grabs seltzer bottle*
*SprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeezaSprayLeeza*
WooWooWooWooWooWooWoo!
*SPLAT*
Maus is hit wif teh leftover kee lime pi (xtra whippy creem)
*Maus picks up a pie and throws it at Leeza*
*Leeza ducks*
*The pie hits…… LCB!*
*LCB calmly wipes pie from self*
*Picks up two pies and applies them to Maus’ cheeks.*
*Picks up two moar pies and applies them to Maus’ other cheeks.*
*Sits on Leeza*
*SPLAT!*
*Kisses Leeza*
*SPLAT!*
mmm…kee lime.. tart and sweet!
Suits you to a “T”, cherie…
it beets being dangled over teh gorge uv eternal perril..
We never did resolve that one, did we? Sounds like a possible “dark and stormy night” plot thread for tomorrow…
mais cherie… we ‘ave come so far from that time…. n’est pas??
The boy stood on the burning deck,
his heart was all a-quiver.
He gave a cough,
his leg dropped off,
and floated down the river.
Oui oui. And yet… very little has changed…
*Gets out the Zippo*
*pulls on FRUs*
It’s like two old gunslingers, eh?
*Puts away the Zippo*
C’mon pardner. Lemme buy you a sasparilly…
kthx!
but let’s make it a whiskee….
I can handle teh hard stuffs.
*leaves FRUs on justincase*
reincarnation – yur skwishing meh, bak awf!
We iz jest traiyin tu prohtekt laif numbr fwee!!
But.. but… if’n u skwish me to def, I WILL be nummer 3!
*wabes two hooooge bags ob kitteh treets, one marked “foar gowsts”, teh obber marked “foar libing kittehs”, adn puts dem down three feet apart.*
Whut’s that say? I CAN’T READ!
*tears open teh bags adn pours owt hooge piles ob kitty treets, tawler dan teh kittehs.* Why du yuze need tu reed?
3 feetz + oktoople fut fawltz… dat’s…. *cowntz on fingehs an toez* eleben futz so far…
*mayks sum catnip tea adn sprayz it on der feet* Nao it’s elebentea futz!
I DO bleeve in floofs, IdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdoIdo!!!!1!!
Cow-erdlee Lolion ref FTW!!!
chorus line practices close formation steps.
Is liek a Oreo, but is bakwardz.
ai’z nawt bakwardz… ai iz just a liddle slow…
Woodn’t that be a rOoe?
Or a oerO?
I fink dey kawlz dem “Uh-Oh Oreeyoz” r sumfin. Dey du maek em. Mite hav chaynjd naym.
If’n u axe me, they could have stopped pushing teh envelope on teh Oreo cookie tecknology after they comed up wif teh Dubble Stuf ones.
But I liekz it teh p-nut butr kreem wunz!
up here in kanada we yoosta haz teh oreos coverd in choklit.
and better creemy stuffs than in USA – difernt makins.
soooo much nummy nomables.
*sigh*
ungry now.
Teh Mystik Myntz iz teh bestest, wiv teh minty chokololit koting… I haz a hungrey.
Okeh, I lukz it up. Nao iz kawld “Goaldin Oreeyo wif Chawklit Kreem Fillin.” Saym ideeya tho: ‘nilla kookeez wif chawlit kreem in teh middul.
saw whyte choc coverd “speshul hollerdaze” edishun inna stor yestydai
Makes u wonder whut they is hiding under that white chocklit, dunnit?
white choklit = epic oxy moron!
I is habbing funs wif = signs todays.
J’ever tip = signs on teh short end?
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C’est le fun!
Heer ya go, kiddo, nokk yersef owt!!
*Tosses owt a handfull uv toyz fur Leeza
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ฮ โ โ โค โฅ โ โง โช โฆ โ โค
Simple mind, symbol pleasures.
*heddesk*
WOOF!
Naow with reverse tabby filling
soooo kayuttteeee!!! i wan has.
Me tew. I can’t beleev there hasn’t been more splortages wit dese kittehs.
Ai finkin dat teh Cheezpeeps b mor better at warin teh CHRG(wdoi) adn teh 50’s baving cap w/strap 4 teh protekshun.
wut’s it gunna b lyke when dere’s EIGHT uv u guise!?
EXTRAA FLOOFY!!!!!
Yu fink dat’s teh wurst? Noe, teh wurst iz when there aer fibe wite wuns, az den teh libbing kitteh will be insyde teh Pentagon, adn woo noes what will happun den!
luukit dose liddlol faices, haunting bee seerius bidnezz aifinkso!
diz pic must hav srs splort alert…. EBBEBUDDEE BEEE CAYRFYL!!
too late! *SssSSSplllloooooohaiiavoidedtehbraineesploshunphieeeeuuh!*
looked awai jus in tiem! luky I has reely pleh work todo, anso twas enuf to luk jus a lddul bit away frum teh pictur.
ONOES!! WII MISSED ONE!!!11!!!1!
MERGENCEE – Cheezpeeps r splortin’ Runs 2 git teh CCC
Weeeooo weeeooo weeeooo rrrrrrrrrrr *screech*
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
Hab sum hawt choklit adn a fluufy Cheezpeepz Map Blankee!! *tukee tukee* Hoep wii din’t wait 2 looooooooooong!!!
iz liek seendrella kitteh wif ebul sistrs. :I
dey r lukn fer shu i finkz.
I don’t wanna think about whut teh kittehs is gonna do
inwith teh shoo when they finds it.All 4 wun, and wun 4 allz!
quite an Olliegorical likeness
Dis song seemz appropryit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M-KgH-ENzo
Nao….dats one funny lol!!!!!!
I’ve been gettin depressed since the new voting system came in. It seems like a lot of really good lolz just are not getting to the upcoming page or the main page, while a lot of blah ones are. I’m wondering if the way the lolz are added to the voting page means some get put through in the wee hours and get missed by most of us….or simply that most of us give up after going through a dozen or so.
Under the old system, I could go through 30 pages in a few minutes…that’s 300 lolz.
Under the new system, I’m lucky if my clicking finger can get me through 30.
This needs to be addressed. A lot of good lolz are falling through the cracks…
and you know what is down there!!!
BASEMENT CAT!!!!!
would someone tell me what’s wrong with this site…please! http://islandsun.ytmnd.com/ I’ve posted the link several times, and it got deleted by the monitors. If I’m doing something wrong, please tell me what so I can learn. If it does post this time, MAJOR splort warning!!
ai haz de saim trubble wen ai tri 2 leeve a link 2 krelm, ai poasts it jus de wai ebreewun sais 2 do it, butt wen ai clik de add comment buttin it goez 2 wite screen dat sais “discarded” up in de corner uv it. It gibs me a sad
umm… aifinkso yu has tu be deleetimifying teh h t t p : / / bits at teh front adn den eet shud werk… aifinkso!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-bluesfan473/lolz
ratsafratsa dang! ai tride 2 poast a pic uv mai frend Hugh_G_Manatee butt furst ai dint dew it rite.
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Den wen ai dew it rite, leevin owt de bits u said & puttin in de free wubbleyews an de : it jus goes flyin awf inno owtsyde spaice sumwares. Ai gibs up! (fer naow aneehoo).
It just wekd fur mee, BF. I cotton-paced-did it adn fown Hugh.
…but I’m still not blu, eben tho I loggd into werdpress.
ai trize it dis wai….wud aneewun lyke 2 see a pixure uv mai frend Hugh_G_Manatee (he’z a bit shi).
Den tri clikin awn mai bloo naim & u cahn see himz! Ai hoap. Iffen dis wurks.
oh, teh huge manatee!!
teh link werx, they just keep taking it down. (but not dis tym, sofar)
ah werdpress…. causing TROO heddesks, every day!
ifinkso maybee we shud be waring protective hedwares sometimes.
kinda like a CHRG… but wif WAY more cushionings!
prolly ‘cauz iz competishun foar ICHC?
no! u think so?
cud bee — after awl, tehy duz haz teh advermatizerz, whoo wud nawt want too manee linkees to uvver playses on heer. u cant reelee blayme tehm.
oar, tehy mite have changed teh filterz onna commints to not allow any links to post, oar certun links to post, oar sumfin lyke taht…
Berry splortayshis inddeed! Werx fine, too. Wood mayk gu rappnig paypre fur hollydayz.
EEP! Ghost kittehs!
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if ownlee wii cud has sum kind ob Hallolween Partee sai… ai donut no… AMORROW! den dey cud plai tu!
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Nao… hu cud posseeblee orgamanise such a fing? eet wud hab tu be sum kind ob Flunky… no, a Phlonquais…
* puts awn Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi), Faux Moose Stash adn teribblol Fronsch Ack Scent…
Are manatees invited to this party you speak of? When is it oh wonderful Guinness Piggeh?
yesh, pleez 2 gib uz de deets? kaithxpartiwoot!
O Hai Hugh! Yesh, wii has a speshul manitee feeme… mebbeh yu can bring sum ob dose Hyooge Marshdamallow filled Chokklit Manitees wii awl liek so much? fankies.
Aaaahhhh Bonjour ma Fromageamis! Ca Va? Bon!
” Ah, oui. Nous can has le Dark et Stormee storees a la partee aussi!
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Alors… AHEM! Escoose-ay-moi! Je can has votre Tenshuns s’il vous plait? Merci Boocoo…
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Ecootay – Nous Avons une Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee dans le JCHQK Ampitheatre tout le jour TOMORROW!!!
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“An awl dai lawng Hallolween Cheez Partee, LPB??? WOW! Wii can ware scaree costooms?” Ah, mais oui – le scarier le better! plz tu be telling le otter fromageamis wat yu is waring wen yu arrives!
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“But but but, wii can has Dark adn Stormee Nite Storees, aifortso
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“LPB, donut be teh sillee! Yu canut has a big Hallolween Partee ADN Dark adn Stormee Nite Storees! ICHC will melt!” Uh huh… Le Grande Fromage issa trying tu fix eet wib Playdo adn Lastic Bands mais affer 200 commints le “Hu’s Tawking” gets borked – PLEH! s’il vous plait, affer 200 commints, member to pressy le “Show All” linky a la tawp ob le commints et try tu keep up avec le silleeness!
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“SOLD! Ai am soooo dere! But, eben a Phlonquais as grate adn powerfloof as yu canut host an awl dai lawng Partee, LPB!” Non, je suis ownlee une umble Guinness Piggeh, nawt Le Sooper Lolpig! Perchance, VOULEZ VOUS be une berry berry speshul guess host???
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“Otay, otay so wii can has awl dai lawng Hallolween Partee wib Dark adn Stormee Nite Storees adn scaree costooms – whut else?” Que? Ce n’est pas le gud enuff? Mon Dieu! Alors… Partee Games:
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Punkin Carving
Spitting Yoghurt onna Pyooter
Applol Bobbloling
Guinness Piggeh Chasing
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(subject tu catching le Guiness Pig)
Pigyata
Pin teh Tayl onna Flonky
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“um… scuse me, monsieur le piggeh burglar…” Oui? Qu’est ce c’est? “um… je suis une nouveau fromageami, ai can plai tu plzthx?” Ah, mais oui! le moar le better! Le partee is open tu EBBERYWON!!! gnu frends, nawt gnu frends, lurkers, trolls (plz to plai nyce), otters, weesuls, manitees (hyooge oar otterwise), lolrus’ adn EBEN kittehs! Oh, et nous avons sum lebretees left ober frum le Fashun Show aussi!
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Alors… s’il vous plait tu be asking ma petit ami Guinness Piggeh anee moar queshuns – Merci Boocoo!
‘allo monsieur le bakon!
Come on tallee vous?
J’avais le question. I can ask u see vous play?
J’adore le lolfronsch!
Et GP c’nest pas as Fronsch as tu.
Du yoo pense, sinse c’est Hallolween, dat we can peut-etre tell le storees de ghost apres le dark?
J’envishion le fire de bon, et le lanterns de jack, avec marshmallows de tosted!
Aussi le skreems de terror!
Que pense-tu?
* adjusts FCHRG(wdoi) atta jawntee Fronsch angul…
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Ah, mademoiselle… votre lolFronsch… c’est tray bean!
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Oui oui oui, nous can tell le storees de ghost… apres dark.
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Vous, mois, le fueur, le marshdamallows… PG-13!
ooo lol lol!!
i sensses Eddie Izzard in deez conversaycions de Fronch… faux or otterwiz
O, non, monsieur! Vous etes mistaken. Nous parlons le faux Fronsch genunine. Ce n’est pas le bingy bongy dingy dangy.
“le fire de bon” LOL!
Je think that sounds like a bunny day!
No, attendez, that’s Easter.
Jamaismind!
Que? Easter? Bunnehs? Le plot – vous has lost eet, je pense.
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STN
A bell???
I shud have sed, “a flying bell?”
“According to tradition, no church bells are rung on the Thursday
before Good Friday and remain silent for several days, until
on Easter Sunday, they revive…
Children donโt look for eggs left by an Easter Bunnyโฆ
rather, the French believe that the Flying Bells leave on the
Thursday before Good Friday, reaching Rome to see the Pope
and then come back on Easter Sunday morning bearing chocolate
easter eggs…”
wow! Tessm, yu is full of teh wisdom!
oh, noes, ai just tuuk buncha Fronsch in ohai skool, an ai reeds David Sedaris.
As usual, vous etes speaking le gibberish.
je was taught by le best!
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STN – agen!
Gottez-vous some music to play? Je think que vous will has to soothe a savage best in 3… 2… 1…
Oh, LCB – teh fings yu gets up tu!
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Heer, sit down inna dis chair, put yur slippers awn adn taek yur medicine… nao, yu wud liek sum Applol joose; still warm juss hao yu lieks eet?
No, no applol juise today. Hay, is there any leftovers birfday cake that nativeca66 maded 4 me? It was quite huge as I recall; shirley there is some left. Plz to give me a piece?
Hay! Whut’s this in my slipper? Feels like recently-chewed bubblol gum, cedar chip flavor.
umm… no, sry no leftobers.
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todai ai has on offer sum chokklit froot bats wib “froot” filling… ai gotted dem cos yu issa bit batty dese dais…
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ai noes, is hard wen teh Phlonquais becomes teh Teechur…
Don’t you hate uppity minions, LCB?
Speeking of “batty”, watch this.
*Demonstrates awesum batting manoovers wif cue stick in preparation for teh pigyata-whapping*
maybee c’est le piggerish?
Qu’est-ce que tout le everbody is smoking au’jourd’hui?
Vous etes tous tres daft.
Le draft?
Oui, I will has one! Bleu Moon, see vous play!
Et, donut forget l’orange.
Moi aussie! Le Guiness! Sans le Piggeh, silverplait!
One Guiness, hold teh piggeh, coming up.
Holds piggeh over balcony ledge, in case of leakage.
I is honted
By the triple dose of kewt!!!1!!!1!!ZOMG!!!
Kwik D.R., putt awn ur HGGs & CHRG!!!!
CHRG = latexcorcism
Dank u, I puts on jus in tyme
Oh man… been bizzy n away fur a day ur so, an teh nawt-sekkund fing ai see wen ai gets heer iz… iz… lil, an cyoot, an haz bitteh tayls an bitteh paws an tose fayces awnlee bebbeh kittehs having, an, an, an…
An, uh oh, ai camed wifout mai CHRG!!! Where it be, where it be!
*SPLORT*
O noze! ai wil hep u p-k!
sweepity up de braynes wif a lil wiskee brum
rinsity wif sparkly wadder
tuckity bak inno braynium cabity
snap awn CHRG (eggstra strenf wid duckie drawins awn it)
wrapity wif duk taype uv manee rainbo cullers
snuggley u inno cheezfrends map blankie, handz over stoofed wombat fer u 2 snorgle
offerz trai uv hawt choklit & sordid cukees.
Iz u otay naow? Speek 2 meh!
*blinkblink*
Wat hit me?
Oooo, cukies! Ooooo, hawt chokklit!
Wair’d tis cyoot stuffed wombat com frum? *snorglez it inna blankkit*
Ai finking ai splorted. Fankies muchlee fur teh resku, BF473! Mebbe mai rezistens dropped frum being away a cupple uv days! Oar mebbe tehy just berry cyoot kittehs… ai haz fuzzeh memree uv whyteness an tabbehness… no, must nawt luk again!
Cat sandwich!
U had a comment…. but I eated it….
To me these 3 kittens look like they’ve had their collars tied together to create a “cute” shot. Kittens don’t normally walk together like this and I hate to see or encourage the staging of situations that are not enjoyable for the little critters being photographed!!!
u haz a gud imaginayshun…
… try 2 use foar gud, nawt ebil.
Use de imaginayshuns for happeez, not sadz.
Our bebeh kittehs owlways did dis when they was started on gushifuds. Dey is awl trying to be nawt sekkund 2 teh boal.
GP – Did you see the linkee I posted for you a few days ago? It was a link to a youtube section of The Red Green Show. I can find it for you again if you’d like.
* WEEEEEK WEEEEEK WEEEEEK *
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O yesh, yesh, yesh… ai saw eet! Fankies
Glad u lyked it!
Ai lubs teh mans purrayr:
Ai’m a man
But ai kin chanj
Ifn ai has 2
Ai gess.
@@@@@ FTW
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“Is otay, is moovee nite”
*swims back into view*
The party sounds like fun! I think I can bring some of those marshmallow filled chocolate manatees, I’ll have to check the pantry.
kay, ai tries it dis wai. Iffen aneewun wud lyke 2 see a pixure uv mai frend Hugh_G_Manatee (he’z a lil shi) dey can clikkin awn mai bloo naim. Kaithxwatahansommanateebai!
Seriously, the one on the right looks like the kitten we adopted about 2 months ago, but tinier.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bansheefay/2820076244/in/set-72157607063083894/
best one yet
*TRIPPULL SPLORT!!!* Da kittins are SO kyute!!!
Greatest.Caption.Ever.
Stop its wif da gary larson commentz!!!
. . . Poor Ollie. I know how he feels. . .
lol thats how i feel with me sister she never gives me my SPACE! XD X_O
Kittehs do J-horrare
i luv the lol its actully clevr 4 1nc srsly ppl lols that rnt funny shudnt b made!
ATTENSHUN!! (sorree fer showtin) pleez 2 nawt bodder clikin awn dis link, it nawt goin aneeware. Ai guezz ai is too stoopy fer de linkee poastin so ai gibs up, agin.