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Kitteh in hypurrspace
con Cat ulationz, DR!
i confess, sumtimes when i see da goggie avatar, for a mikrosecond i fink its a piggy. sry.
Conga rats DR and Sweetpea onna ty.
Whaddya wants frum the TY boo tik?
We haz a Momba and some Tomcat & Jerrys while U finks?
fanx! (psssst is dat i scream you be talking about? pistachio/pistachio fr me!)
I likes a choclit wit wyte chocky chunks, plzkthx
And fur de danse… Scottish reel?
Eatin’ ise kreem while u danse, nao dat is hard…
Well, Ai was finking of the cockytayl, but U can haz ise kreems if U prefer. I gotted
Applol
Budderscotch
Caramels
D…
Damask rosewater flavah
Ethiopian Coffee Mocha
French Banilla
Guanabana froot flavah frm Peru
H…
Hickory smoked chedder cheez
Icy creole creem cheese
Jamoca almond fudj
K…
Karamel Korm on da topping
Likorish
MangoMakadamiaNut
NeapLolitan
Orange Sorbet
Pistashio
Quinoa
Raspberry
S…
Strawberry
Tutti Fruitti
Ugli froot
Vanilla Fronch
Waddermelloln
XOXO Kisses and hugs
Yucca root
Zucchini
haha funny cat
lolz
Capn we be goin faaaaaaaaaaaaaast!!!
we canna go on like dis, breakin da law o fizziks!
is ok Mr. Skotch, we haz b0rg tekNomogee.
but teh matrix is destable eye zing!!
Ohai Leeza-b. Pls to have this shiny sparklee suncatcher?
Kthnkxbai
oooh fanx WRr!
I loves teh shinee!
And we don’t has much of that layin around here. For some reason or an otter….
Caerful, Leeza, iz a twap!
TWAP!!?! Where?! Do Nawt Use dat word arownd a Rat!
Ai haz a niet mares naow!
*skampers into mai hidey hole and curls tail around tows. *
*luks arownd*
wot du u meen?
itz just a suncatchur…
*wispurrs* Just
watchluk owt fur LCB!*nYOINKG!*
hay!
ur sposed to be provin u has a creative lisense!
dat meens u forfit!
*holds owt hand*
teh dongle if u pleez.
*hestiates*
*swallows hard*
*makes a few faces*
Whut dongle?
dats okay, in 12-24 hours you’ll get it back
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sort of.
*sigh*
*Presses green buttun on bwacelett*
*ffffffzzzzzzzzztttttt!!!!!*
*LCB and Leeza bof disappeer*
*LCB and Leeza bof reappeer*
*just in time to heer Dan’s commint*
EW!
But hay… u has a point.
And ifink.. we mite be able to shortin that time range.
*pours proon jooce into LCB*
Now… we wate.
Pleh! I hates teh proon jooce. It wasn’t even still warm how I like it!
Uh, whut is it that we is waiting for exact– *sits up bolt uprite*
’scuse me for a minnit, plz.
*Runsawayfast*
*jeopardee musick starts to play*
well… dis mite take a while.
I’m shure nothin will happen before tomorrow morning.
I has an early.. so I hasta go.
Sleep tite LCB!
*waves to Dan, DK, mj, and WRr…oh hek, to the hole whirled I guess*
C u tomorrows at teh partee!
And be shur to has that dongle cleened if u, er, ‘recover’ it before I sees u again.
*two finger wave* later.
Nite-nite Leeza.
Schmoo!
Iz owkay. I’ze got teh Hot Tamils – errr, Red Pills. Wi can leeb teh matrix.
Gud fing ai nebber studied fizziks.
Fascinating. Do you think this kitteh is going to h3ll, i.e, bathtime, in a handbasket? Or just going nowhere fast?
purhapz there’s a liszt 0 proverbs here. could be tricky for humans.
Kitteh is:
Ahandbasket, going to h3ll in a
B ird in teh hand got away
Counting chikns befoar dey hatch
Doan walk under teh laddur
Eberything in its place
Faec will freeze like dat
G…
Dogs, everywun has his day
Erlie burd gets teh
eerwurmFix it, don’t, if it ain’t borked
go arown ur a** tew git tew ur elbo, don’t
has luv ov munies at da root dus ebil
Ill boads da wind da acariies gossip
J…
Jumping tu conklushunz, don’t
Keeping awl ur eggz in wun bass kit, don’t
Leap bfour u look, don’t
M….
Make hay wile teh sun is shinee
No throwing howses at people wif glass stones
Open a winder, u shud, when a door clotheses
Pot, teh watched wun nebber has noms
Questchuns onlee dumb if U no ask
Rats trapped like dem. Do Nawt Want!!
S…
Stich in tyme saevs 9, a
Too rongs donut maek a dongle… er, a rite
Uvvers, do unto dem as yoo wud has dem do unto yoo
V…
Very strange bedfellows duz polly ticks make.
Wishes were horses, beggars wood ride. If
X…
Xperee ence iz deh best teecher
You win sum, you win sum more.
Zee best fingz in life r free
Still waterz run deep
Time wound awl heelz
United we stand, divided we fawl
V…..
snerk: time wounds all heels…
*Whipz owt pruning sheerz
SNIPITTY, SNIP, SNIP.
Snipppitee, snippitee, snikk, snikk, snip
*standz bak tu luk at deh sweetpea
SNIP, SNIP, snip, snip snip.
snikk snikk, snip.
*standz bak adn lukz agin
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Dere u go Sweetpea. U b a lubblee toe pee airy shapinged like a kitteh.
♥
oooooooooo I ♥ it!!! itz PURRfekt!!
Mebbee now dem ten drillz uv doom will bhaving demsevz.
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And now I bidz u a gud nite.
Schmoo! ♥
OH WOW!! Yoo luk gorgeeouS!!!
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That cweenmj iz a grate artiste!! Ai doo bleev yoo ar ar verree furst Toe Peee Airy!
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now nao cheef.
i’z in teh f***ing zonez.
FTL Kyooot, when it’s gotta be dere before ya left.
Thur woz a yung kitteh named Bright,
Who trabeled mush faster than light.
She set owt wun day
In a relatib way,
Adn returned on the previous night.
*snerk* guut von.
Bravo jd! Phillipe wud luv it!
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Captain, She wilna hold together at this speed.
I hab’s dis discusson wif a friend. “You can’t go faster than warp 10, or you occupy every space at once”. I has’d a good response for him…
“Like ur mom?”
Dat ended teh only time I evar watch tv wif him.
Reverse the polarity of the warp field!
VAROOOOOOOOOM
MMMMMMmeeeeeeooowwwww……..
sowd uv a F1 zoooomign past, followed by meeowmeeowmeeeow meeeow meeowmeeow
This splains how I can see one of my kittehs sittin on my bed, then I walk out to teh libbing room and there in front of me is teh same kitteh, only now sittin on teh couch and not all outta breath or nothin.
I can do that 2!
*presses bloo buttun on bwacelett*
*disapeers*
*leeza materializes on my sofa*
Yikes!
well, u knows, teh cerulean buttun is…
wha-
hay wut happent? I was down there talking to MaryO!
now I is… where xactlee??
dis is ur couch?
*luks behind teh cushons*
wow! finders keepers rite???
Yes, u can has all teh rabid weasels u find!
oh them!
well they’re kyoot and all, but nofanx.
Wot abowt this tho?
*pulls owt platinom plaited dongle*
Oh that? That’s just my, um… my… my retainer! Yes, that’s it. It’s my retainer.
*Puts “retainer” in mouth, smiles at leeza*
Thmee?
*narrows eyez*
why is ur mouth liting up??
Ni hadz ni teefs nwhited?
duz that yooshully maek them glow in teh dark???
Nits 4 nuh nHallolnweed!
U has to has a creative lisense for that.
Do you has one?
Oh itz not heer?
Well if u has one then u can pass this test.
Say this 3 times fast:
Shure Salleh sells see shells but iffa woodchuck cud chuck wood she hafta??
*puts on raincote*
thisthisthis!
STN
ZOMG! LMAO!!
Deh lawng to beh…close tew yew…
LCB, taht happening tu me alla tiem. Kittehs braking sum kind uv spacetiem bar-ee-ur, aifinkso.
hyperspace kitteh onna Kessel run.
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who knoo dat spice was actually (dun dun dunnnn) nip.
i reeded Doon wunse in kollije lo tehse many yeerz ago. wuz finking abowt reeding it agin. dis will sertinly gib me a diffrent purrspekctive on it.
O Hai!!!1!!
iz been fur eber cents ai hab been hear. Ai hab missed u awl sew mush. Ai wheel be bak laytur. Lyfe gits in deh weigh ob ichc. pleh.
yay! yr back!
ohai! yah, taht Reel Lief Sindrum kan be a payn sumtimes. happens to all (most?) ob us sumtimes. hope yoo can come arownd more sumtime!
An wee haz mist yoo! Welcom bak!
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an yesh – lyfe duz that sumtaims. But itz awl better wehn peepl com bak.
*material eyezes at bottum of thred*
I’m a little owtta breth tho.
*pant pant pant*
didja eber find out wot da cerulean button duz?
*embarrast*
no, I has bin afraid to try it.
Maybe tomorrows at the partee!
Dat way there will be plentee of peeps arownd to halp if sumthin goes rong.
wut kud possiblolee go rong?
*lukz rownd*
Leeza?? Leeza???
Waerd she go??
o sowry.
got cotted up in Grayz Anatomee.
They gots a kyoot noo dr. on this week…
Now where were we?
Wow!! u majikklolee dissapeered.
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And now u majikklolee bak!!!
itz teh bwacelett ifink.
maybee hassing a short.
*fffzzzt*
ruh-roh.
I’m shure itz ok, I can ask Phillipe to luk at it tomorrows.
*fffzzzzttt*
oohhhh. lukkit awl deh sparkz flying!!! just like fyerwerkzo nna forf uv Julie.!!!
*pokes tip of hiz noes outta teh hole inna wall*
Izzit sayf down heer?
4.5K sez der iz a twap at teh tawp of teh fred.
Iz OK, WRR – LCB wuz teh twap.
wear am ai goin adn wii am ai in dis baskit?
To teh fyoo-chur!
gud – he kan come bakk adn tell us hoo wins teh lekshun awn Tues – ai am jest DYING tew know hoo iz gonna be scr—ing us fur teh nekst 4 yeers!
tu infinity adn beyond!!!
Iz nawt dat neer LCBs haws?
I’z gibbin it awl I gotz cap’n!
AH DOANT HAS TEH PAWAHHHHH!!!
Aye cap’n Warpee 9.
MOAR ROMULANN ALES!!!!
But, kaptan, teh kitteh, she canna go any fastar
*just wayting for sumwun to com along an say “photoshopped”*
But… but… u just sed it urself!
Ai cud say eet agin if dat mak lunarmommy happi!
“Photoshopped!”
lets try for four-part harmont “Photoshopped!”
er…….harmony
.
*sheepish grin*
ummm…. danz? How da tow ub us gonna do 4 part marmonies? or eben marmonets? We haz to bum a ryd wid the kitteh in da basket n go back n thyme 4 dat, yez?
we get more peeps, by hook or by crook if necessary.
Aneebidee wanna halp stajhandan and meh singz 4 part haarmonet?
Last tiyme Ai tried tu sing Bubba shooted the juke bawx. An mai goggiehs was haowlings.
If I joynz in it b disharmoneez.
Iz lukin lyk wii mite beh stuk wif da thyme travel plan, dan…
Butt, butt, butt, dere wud be 4 ub us! Dats wat we wantz! (An Sorry, WP musta been noming da postes, caz I cudnt sea dem befor ai posted.
“sheepish grin??” Izzat enething laik teh “lopsyded grin?” .)
nah, nawt at awl, body language different.
but i seded it in qwotes, so yoo wuld kno i didn’t meen it.
i not a photoshop troll, nope, not me.
’sides, i lubs me a gud photoshop, long az it’s funny!
yah, me too. i just wish i knew how to dodadt.
i haz teh photoshop elements, for basic photo editing and organization, but yoo kan do fansy stuffs wif it too, i just haz neber tried. teh fansyest fing i haz done wif it is brighten a road sign frum owr rode trip dis summer so yoo kan see taht it sez “welcome to palm springs.” wuz too dark an shadowed in teh orijinal shot.
teh big photoshop costeds too many munnies.
testing my hallolween kostyoom!
oops, not working yet
now?
rats. mebbee i just put it az a pic in my profile.
Yu cnaged abatar pic awn cheez profyle oar WP profyle? Coz iz teh WP profyle taht makes the abatars heer, aifinkso. Which yu probly knowing alreddy.
*sigh* Gud luck… ai been arguing wif WP about taht fur owrs.
luks more like a shakey hand onna camera ta me
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many blurry photos, I could show you dem
did u meen blurry or furry??
Der iz a differance?
yes.
iz nawt kitteh in hypurrspace??
i herd it was LOLlywood spechul efects..
fer upcoming LOLmovie… Bak tew teh Footure!
iz reely reel kitteh in reel hyperspace!! no speshul effex or fotoshop heer, nope!
if anywun frum last night’s nite shift iz reeding an wundering, kumo iz pretty much bak to himz normal self today. still sleeping a lot (but wif a cat, how kan yoo tell?), but himz appetite iz mostly bak to himz normal mr. piggeh levels, an him haz been more actib an eben wented owt an sat in himz spot in my flowrs for a long time.
i did sum reeding on teh interwebs an lurned that it iz not unyoozual for two kittehs hoo wuz getting along to suddenly stop getting along wen wun ob tehm haz akwired a different smell from skared, sikness, visit to teh vet, etc. teh ovver kitteh duznt recognize teh smell an finks it’s a straynj kitteh. fownd sum gud suggestions on fixing teh problum, hopefuly fings be bak to normal soon.
(wun gud idea: a pheromone exchange, where you rub each kitteh’s cheeks wif a kleen kloth, tehn gib eech kitteh teh cloth frum the ovver kitteh to smell. tehy smells teh happy frendly pheromones frum teh ovver kitteh an helps tehm feel better.)
WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Any Star Trek kitty pic gets 5 cheeseburgers!
Kitteh awlways taking fings to noo levels
woooossh !!!
Ludicrous speed, GO!
Cheezburger-powered kitteh boldly goes ware no hoomin has gone b4!
Sorry Captain, I’m givin’ you all she’s got!!!!
Weeeeeee!!!!!!!
Goin to hell in a handbasket…REALLY FAST!!!!!!
not 2b hypercritical, but iz technically “warp factur nine,” az teh velocity of distorting teh spaze-time continuum increases in facturs, not lvls. jst sayin. five chezzburgerz, tho.
WOAH!!CHECK DIS VIDEYOH OWT!!