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looks bettah on da kitteh
wundre wot team is on da hat…
…adn if day r habin a Catastrophic seazon.
Cat In Da Hat anywun?
owr favrite buk!
frum teh colors it looks liek teh Lions hat.
Well, iffen teh kitteh iz deturmined foar hoomins nawt to ware fings, I thynk it’s teem Nawty Barn.
*nomz ur uzernaym* Concatulayshunz 4 ur nawt sekkund-ness!
fangs!- ps: sweetpeas aer tastee and nootrishus, and the tendrils sumtimes be good in saladz. and if you trims demm, dey just grow bak (Royal Pruner take note
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Iz rule nubr 3 I fits in it sooo….
idk. but reminds me of mah cat.ps congarats on naught sekund
fangs!
Third!
That pikshur is adoribal!!
Dang! I was third when I started the comment, but not by the time I finished…
Ai cant type lolspeak (or normal English for that matter) fast enuff to maek the top ten!
don’t gib up! and, kutoes fr not just barging in and yelling FURst just to get da taupe spot. we can do a happytail dance 0 enkuraj mint fur you?
Iffen yu cant maek teh top ten, bring a bottul insted.
hmmmmm. lukkink at yr time, you’re still ok to klaym third. Concatz!
o wait. Dustin show’d up. better luck next time.
srry angelmax ~thief cat steelz ur post spot X]~ but we needz drinkiez and danciz for sweetpea
mmmmm. fanx. sumfink warm? wot duz da angel in Its a Wunnerful Life order?
lite on cinanom, plsthnx.
Wot DUZ the angel order??
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A hooray fur yoo, sweetpea, fur yur glorious Fur Vest frum Last!
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an may ai hav sum ov whatever yoo ar having?? Awlso wif a liddle cinnanom!
sum chai tea mebbe?? yummmmmmmm
answer according to google……. mulled wine……….. think i’ll mull that over!!
surfsurfsurf
okayz i aer back frum surfing on teh intertubes, (ohai, Janet!!) and it is mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves.”
why did i think it was brandyalexander or sumfing?
*shrugs*
*clinks fancy clear mug wif fancyschmancy handle which won’t burnyrpaws wif Janet*
Cheez!
passes over sum to jamamamamamakitty
puts paw around sp’s tenrils……… clinx
fanks!!!
Ai wanna stick mai face in dat hat and snorgle teh bebbeh!
*hands CAE teh snorgle snorkle*
iz dat fur purtekshun against floof or da sharpie ends?
thankee! Ai culd ware dat hat for shure! Ebberything needs nummy kittehs innit!
Dat cat inna hat!
Wun cat,
Too cat,
Kyootie-poo cat!
GMTA!
I tipz mai hat off to you….or not
Noe, yu be tipsing sumsum else’s hat.
soooo berry cyoote adn small!!!11! awwwe ai iz in luv wif dis kitteeh!
Sammus Catran practisin morff bawl?
I BE CHARRGIN MAI LAYZR!
wer iz doctur zooz? iz cat in deh hat!
Wair iz Ting Wun n Ting Too?
ore teh loracks?
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ai duznt want teh grinch- mai teecher tomooro iz a fat grinch wif a power complecks… whu duznt unnerstand that we haz ben bizzee awl semester wif presentashuns and papers and writing lesson plans and suchliek and thinks we has time to write essays abowt math problims. erg…
aw {{{{ks}}}} ai iz a teechur sum semesstrs, ai dew noe how hawrd it can bee…an ai iz shur u r a gud stew dint!
….joulez…..
…watt….
……coulomb….
ai hazza maf joke but iz graffikal. oh, well. ai tries ennyway.
*draws pikshure of a kinda buggy theeng.*
*draws anudder pikshure of sayme buggy theeng, onnitz bak — obviouslee nawt lawng foar tihs wurrld*
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Q. If furst pik iz pikshure uv a centimeter, whut iz sekkund pik?
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A. An erg! Izza dyne-centimeter!
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geddit?
*GWOANS*!
do not gedz it. splain please to nawt good maf ooman. Plzkthx
pssssst *ai duzznt gets it eidder*
ai fink ai haz a dummmmmmmmm
U iz nawt alown.
no no noes! nawt dum!
doo nawt lyke 2 heer peepz tawk lyke taht about tehmselvz!!!
ai noes………..rilly ai dew
is jus nawt in mai vernaculolr
Wikipedia knows all!
An erg is the unit of energy and mechanical work The erg is a small unit, equal to a force of one dyne exerted for a distance of one centimetre.
1 erg = 10โ7 joule
1 dyn cm = 1 erg.
taht last lyne shud explayn teh joke.
an ai am verree, verree sorry about yore liddul bebbeh blackie.
{{{{{mama cat}}}}}
{{{{{blackie}}}}}
I geddit!!!!! try lukking heeer.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erg
well, itz a clebber joak.
*looks slyly at Tess*
but you no da kittehs like da ergaNomic jokes da bestest…
mai brayne, it haz a layte………… ai readz agin tewmorrow
lessee if WP will let mee duing dis.
it b an oooolllllllddd lectronikz joke.
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Q. Wuts dis?
.ฮฉ.
ห ห
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A. mjz howse.
:snerk: it b a mobile ohm.
*NUDDER GROWN*
*heddesk*
must be a big one- sinz it be o mega mobile ohm.
ai jus new dis pikshur wud cum in handy………
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2437162
Gurl!!!! U rock!!!
paper
sizzerz!
winner!!! g’nite grills………. aiz turnin into a punkin…… see yew awl tewmorrow!
oh, mai!
WOOF!
^^ that WOOF! wuz foar sweetpea.
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heer’z a WOOF! WOOF! for hur majestee, aifinkso!!
*lukz rownd nervuslee*
Iz u siccn deh dawgz on mii??
mebbee just da wild eer wurms…
โซ WHO LET DA DOGS OUT!! WOOF WOOFWOOF
oh noes! iz jus whut ai uses foar *groan*, *heddesk*, *faysepaw*, and sumtymes in playse uv sware wurds.
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ai figurez teh goggies uses it too meen mennee fings, sew ai can too.
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If u seez sweetpea, adn she lukz a liddlol droopee, doan wurry.
*tiny terrorista tendrils o doom creep slowly behind da
Royal Pain er, Royal Pruner*
Ting Wun and Ting Too are in deh shower getting reddy fer bed
(Dose are deh niknaems ub my twin boikittehs…)
wee referz 2 teh pair uv goggies oar teh pair uv kittehs tihs way, too!
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uv corse, wee alsew referz 2 “smart dog” an “uvver dog”…
An all ov thows fisheez? U knowz… teh wun fisheez, teh too fisheez, teh redd an teh bloo?
Teh cat in da hat!!!
Awll dat Kitteh seez
beelawngz 2 eevurr hee oarz
shee… Doant’z U getz it?!!!
Kitteh iz juss ryte
syze 4 t3h hat. Iz juss ryte
syze 4 ebbeefeengz!
Napz Playss iz spesshull.
Enneewayrz Kitteh wantz 2
Napz iz t3h Napz Playss!
Jack.
Ah ha! Jo da plumer hat – kitteh needz it.
Jo da plummer be mavriky.
*weenk!*
Pweez tu b scusing, but I has kwik kweshun fur ebrybudy. I haz
Okay, can not do this in LOL, please excuse. This weekend is one of our special days in our year, our meaning us Pagans, and each year I do a Litany of the Dead reading. This is a list of those who have passed onward in their journey ahead of us, both human and non human. If anyone has someone they would like added to the list, please contact me here or at fourwinds@aeroinc.net with the name.
The reason we do this, in case anyone wishes to know, is so that everyone is remembered, all over the world. We want the world itself to honor those who have passed on, and so we read our lists out loud, letting the wind take the names to all who would hear.
I hope I do not offend anyone by this offer, I make it in good faith and loving kindness. I have two of my kittehs on the list this year, so it will be a hard year for me to read.
Otay, bak tu ur regu lar posties.
Mama Cat
Intresting, Mama. Add Nicole kitteh and Steph and Alberta hoomans – ben a tough yer
Tanks
On the list Minde. Sorry for the hard year.
Tankoo.
yah. interesting. sry about yr kittehs & hope you hazza betta nextyear.
I sedned u e mayl. plz to tahnk u!!!
Melissa, did you send it to the fourwinds addy? Cause it hasn’t got to me yet, and it should have. You might want to send it again, I want to make sure and get it.
Yes. I sent it to the blue words (I Stoopy lol) on the post.
I will try again. if you don’t get it,
My Dad, Franklin D. Cook.
I didn’t get it, and the link works for me. Silly yahoo. I have the name on my list. sorry to hear of this. hugz hugz hugz
i am sorry to hear of your loss, Melissa.
Lubblee ideuh, Mama Cat. Fanq u.
Nearly happy new year, Mama Cat.
Please add Kevin to your list. And 5 unnamed baby kittehs who almost took momcat with them….I know they’ll be waiting for her when she’s ready to cross the rainbow bridge.
may ai bee sew bold as 2 ask, pls 2 add teh bebbeh kitteh whut died cuz hee wuz cubbered inna foam insulayshun?
(happind tihs summer in CA aifinkso)
iz still wun uv saddest fings 2 mee.
I add bebbeh kitteh. Poor bebbeh kitteh. Dey iz pwetty halpless wen liddle, but we luvs em awl we canz.
Thanx too yuu Mama Cat. I iz alsew pagan, and we do somting similar with mai gruup. My fadder-in-law, Harry, passed on dis summur. Him was a farmur, and growed the most wunnerful peeplefuds fer us. Add him two yer list plz.
Oh, an I forgetted to say, dis is an espeshully good picshur for rememering mai fadder-in-law becuz hii was a collectur ub ballcaps.
Thnx for speeking up, Mamma Cat
I have all the names on the list now. Happy New Year to you all too! A few days early, but not by much, lol.
Ai awlso sillybrate da Litnee ub da Dead. Hopin ur speshul kittehs and peeps bisit you in ur dreems 2 cumfurt uz, n dat da noo yr (dis be da noo yrs dai fur sum pagans) iz jentl wif u.
BB
Iz not pagan but Ai thinks kittehs who are gone come bak to visit us in dreams. Ai lost my bestest frend in 2004 after 16 years together. Hiz come back to me and maeks lonliness go way.
Ai noes sebral peepols dat dis be twu fur, n ai haz a happi dat deh kittehs dat ownzd us sumtimz cum bak to kumfurt us.
taht iz luvly praktise, mama cat. i haz diffrent relijin frum yoo, but ifinkso we haz same beleef taht dis iz just a stage on owr journey an thse hoo are gon haz just gon to teh next stage. i bleeve tehy are waytin tehre for us, an tehy knows wen we rebembers tehm an taht we luvs tehm, an tehy still luvs us in teh playse wher tehy are. we haz been blessed dis yeer to not haz anywun go on ahed dis yeer.
heer’z wun uv mai favoryte “hollidae” songs — hope u lykez it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Xdk4PujOE
Dar Williams
heer’z teh studio verzhun in case u haz intrest in teh lyriks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KiHRHwaAs
Oh, thank you, I loved this. I hadn’t heard it before, wonderful!! I intend to share this with quite a few people.
iz gud attitude, aifinkso!
Hope iz not tu late, plz to add my bebeh dogie Niky on the list, crossed the bridge 6 months now and I still has the huge sad.
And here in Romania we have the same tradition to honor the dead ones, also around this time (on the 1st of November). No matter what christian confession we have (Catholics, Orthodox, Lutherans, you name it)
K,bakc 2 lolspeak, sry.
{{{{{Niky}}}}}
{{{{{nikyshuuman}}}}}
Suddenlee, ins-purrr-ayshun struk Feedor Gaizul (plus teh uddishunul ins-purrr-ayshun tu kawl himself “Doktur Soos”.)
AIIIEEEEE!!!
WHERE MAH HAT?
DAMMITT!!!
*splort*
too late.
O noes!!! Melissa R down!!! Iz bin looong tyme sins ai halped a splortee!!
*sweepee sweepee up awl teh byootimus braynes*
*washee washee wif sparklee waddur*
*pattee pattee bak in craynial cabitee*
*smoov smoov em awl*
*replayse fur n staple staple bak in playse*
*put on new CHRG(wdoi) wif cyoot widdle pingwins onnit*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in playse*
*rap Melissa in warm flooffee blu blankee*
*leeves mugga hawta chonklitt n chonklitt weezils n tiptoez awai*
you cawed? oh, wait. diddit agin. nebbermind….
ohai dk. u still there?
I has a question for u.
Ohai Leeza. Iz still heer.
yay!
u is habbing lots of kittehs…
ever have a problem wif spraying?
wif a GURL kitteh spraying?
*sigh*
Hmm, nun ob mai gurrl kittehs srapyed, but teh bois, yesh!
Ai blush to sai taht ai kind of jsut… give up. Saem wif teh skratching teh furrnitures. Oh dat’s nawt toadalee tru: ai did put a big lumininininium drip pan awn top of teh stove so Teddy wuddn’t jump up der n pee ennemoar. But dat’s peeing, nawt spraying.
Ur gurrl is prolly trying to mark territoree cuz ob Gummi. But just in case, yoo could has 3 litterbockses fur teh 3 kittehs. An gib Spray Gurrl lots ob tenshun n lubs.
Sowree – nawt too halpful!
Oh – n yoo gotted gud advise abowt teh deklawing problem, aifinkso.
I is just full o problems izzn’t i?
JK! Dese r not real problems I knows.
I iz just getting tired of wipin up after Thelma.
And habbing to watch hur every move…
ohai LB!! teh mamakitty’s dotter, teh rascal, sprayed onna wallz in teh upstayrs hallway
herz had thyroid prollolms……….can cause behaviorlol prollolms….. how old iz hers?
well she’s ‘mite nigh’ 13.
but DK is rite, ifinkso. Gummi just joined us in August… and teh first time Thelma sprayed was on teh chare that Gummi likes to sleep on. And then on me after Gummi had slept beside me. And then on teh wall above Gummi’s fud bowl….
well nite.
I hassa tired…
sweet dreems to alla u!
{{{Leeza-b}}} g’nite.
Wha? Where r I?
Oh yesh.
Oh FANKOO 4point!!!
DAT were a claose wun.
I thot i wuz a goner!
MMMMM hawt choklitt.
MAN!! Teh kyoot is strwang in dis one!!!!
Since kitteh has own hat, it sorta self-proteks.
Very strong. Hugz dis Fyremans, heem halps wif splorts
So comfy. So tie-tie.
fine. as long as kitteh nawt maeks cookie in it.
I finks u meenz “tutsee roel”.
Pewpty pewpty pahnts!!!
Hey, mah hat be all wiggly all of a sudden…
Kitteh so prowd! He gits kitteh fuzz into his hoomin’s hayr!
ohai, cheezfrenz, heerz anovver inter-kitteh-relations question (too tired for much lolspeek): shiro and kumo (formerly happycat) have generally acheived a state of peaceful co-existence, tolerating each other with occasional moments of friendliness and irritability. we were gone overnight this weekend (the 2nd time since we got kumo) and shiro, normal for him, was acting a little stressed and irritable when we got home and wanted to spend lots of time outside by himself. he smacked kumo around a little, and they were just kind of keeping their distance, but were starting to get back to normal again. but…
i think kumo isn’t feeling very good again, more tummy trouble. he horked up again yesterday, and today he’s just been sleeping a lot, not much interest in eating or going outside. (i’ll try to figure out what’s bothering kumo’s stomach, and call the vet if he doesn’t come around in a day or two.) today shiro was sniffing at the spot where kumo threw up. later, i brought him over to kumo to see how they were getting along now. shiro approached kumo, sniffed his face and started to lick his nose, then suddenly bared his teeth and hissed and whined, and didn’t want to come back near him. what i’m wondering is if maybe shiro senses that kumo isn’t feeling well (maybe by his smell?) and that upsets him? thanks for any input!
*ponderz* mebbe. or mebbee just finking kumo needs a bref catmint.
*shrgz sholderz*
Catz is weerd.
see below. mebbee him needz a baf. an sum deoderant.
yash LM. My kittehs always r like that when one is feelin under teh weather, the other is always hissy to her. It shud be temporary, when kumo’s feelin better, all will be wells!
Hope dat is soon.
{{{{kumo}}}}
yah, shiro not kiked it before wen kumo hadta go to teh vet an get shots and medisines.
shiro not LIKED it, i meen. sheesh. mebbe time for bed.
ai mae beh overactin, butt ai’d cawl da vet… sumtimz kittehs noes wen fings nawt rite! N E ovver sintoms?
well, we wented froo dis at teh beginning ob dis munf. he frowed up 3 times, teh last time wuz pinkish mucus, wich i guessed wuz blud, so i taked him right away to teh emurjensy vet. tehy x-rayd him and fownd nuffin rong inside, fink it wuz sumfin he ated. him gotted better after a day or two. i suspek tehr iz sumfin owtside him haz nibbled on taht upsets himz stomick. him iz noo heer, might be sumfin growin heer taht duznt like him. him iz just sleeping a lot, not intrested in going owtside (uzully lubs teh owtside), not much appetite – didn’t finish himz gushifud dis morning, but nibbled on some dry fud an i gotted him an shiro to eet sum chewy treets wifin a fyoo feet ob eech ovver (dis wuz after shiro’s hissy reakshun), just kind ob sluggish an not himself. but no more barfs. so far. i’ll call teh vet in a day or too if him duznt come right arownd.
Otay, mah vet sed dat Ai cud gib mah Buddy 1/4 Pepcid AC to halp settul his tummy when sumfing similar wuz happnn wif him. Mah onlee consern wud be dat his barfz is gettin sumfing bad outta him, and da pepcid mite stawp dis. Mehbee ax u vet bout dis.
ok, i’ll see how it goze. if him not coming arownd tomorrow, i’ll call vet. wen i taked him to emurjency vet, tehy sended us home wif a bottle ob, basically, kitteh pepto bizmol. had to gib it to him 4 times a day for 3 days. wuznt eezy, yoo kan imajin! shiro didn’t like that eever, seed me coming wif teh twole to capchure kumo to gib him medisne, an started hissing. shiro’s kinda hi-strung, yup.
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i agree, if himz getting rid of sumfing pleh, tehn iz better to frow up. him not frowing up now, just acting like him not feelz gud.
Otay… Pepcid AC (1/4 tablet) butter, aifinxo, sins only gibs won thyme a dai. Howp dis beh halpful.
now dis wuz weerd… kumo finally wented owt to get sum fresh air, stretch himz legs, do himz bizness. wuz sittin on teh patio an shiro goze owt, goze right up to kumo, all frendly-like, an sniffs hims face, tehn baks off an hisses. tehn shiro goze up to kumo agin an sniffs him on teh side or sholder, therabowts, tehn baks off an hisses agin. tehn keeped trying to sniff kumo’s tayl but kumo gotted annoyed an walked away. now tehy iz sitting out tehr, not too close not too far apart, just staring at eeach ovver, not hostile, just lookin. weerd.
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i fink kumo haz a smell an it iz not gud.
I haz qweshun. Iz sum plas un ICHC ware oomuns can talky bout dere kittehs who wiat in udder sied brij? I haz sad, and can nawt talk tu ober oomans here. If nawt, iz otay, I talkz tu mai kittehs.
i finkso da Cheezfrens do dat. *looks embarrass’d* i furgot how to get dere, so sumbuddy else will halp you.
But you can tell storees about dem here, too.
ohh, {{{{{mama cat}}}}} peeplez alwayz talks abowt tehr kittehs (an ovver deer wuns) hoo haz gone on ahed heer. just jump in on teh thred, yoo will find many lissening eers an caring harts.
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an tehr iz a speshul playse in cheezland, called teh princess mu meddow (next to teh hedsplort recobery ward). in dis speshul plase, yoo kan go tehr wif yor kittehs an ovver furry frends hoo now libs in yor hart, an yoo can let tehm owt ob yor hart and play wif tehm in teh sunshine an soft grass as long az yoo like. wen iz time to go, yoo puts tehm safely bak in yor hart until teh next time. i goze tehr offen wif my kittehs in my hart, espeshly my best buddy tiger an my tora-kitteh hoo disappered an wuz gone too soon. {{{{{mama cat}}}}}
yew can haz tawk abowt yur kittehs rite here, Mama Cat. wii will awl luv adn miss dem wif yew.
Oh, but I do nawt wantz tu givz a sad to ebbrywun here, iz y I be askin if spechal plaec.
tehr iz teh cheezfrenz on yahoo, but i not know much abowt it, tehy talks abowt many fings an ifinkso wut ive herd iz taht mebbee sumtimes iz not qwite az frendly az heer. yoo kan shares yor sad wif us – we all shares happys an sads an wurries an sillies heer, iz wut frenz are for!
i con cur. i finkso da peeps here be frenleyer, but dat is IMHO
but.. butt… tihs IZ speshul playce? rite?
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iz OK 2 tawk bout ennyfing re: kittehs heer. we haz sad togevver, we haz happytayle togevver. iz awl about teh kittehs.
Awww. Mama Cat.
wii offin tawkz bowt ower hart kitteez heer. It sumfing wii haz neerlee awl eggsperiensed. Awl mai kittehz b ‘hart kittehz’, living onlee in mine hart. U will finding dat wii b sympafetik. I will b waitng in deh Princess Mu medow if u wanting tu talk. U noez bowt deh medow?
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janet splaininged it like dis:
“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!”
“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.”
“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hartโs content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.”
“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.”
Okay, but will have to do this in not lol, as can’t type lol and cry at same time.
WARNING. iz a sad here.
I brought Black Mama and her five kittens home the wednesday before July 4. the Kittehs were six weeks old, and the husband of the woman who had them was going to be drowing them, so they come here. Mama had five more kittehs in August, I think the first batch were a bit older than I was told! The babies were tiger, black with white napkin, and three little torties. One little tortie died soon after birth, so buried her. Then loved and loved other four. Little Blackie was my favorite, cause of his little white napkin on his chin down to his breast. One night while hanging up laundry on the line, bout 9:30 at night, I heard screaming and growling and other noises from deck. Ran to deck and there was Black Mama on back of a possum, chasing it down the ramp. Down on the ground was little Blackie, screaming. Not crying, screaming. I picked him up and cuddled him and talked to him over and over and over. The possum had grabbed his face and flung him off the deck, about 6 feet down. I brought him into the house and cuddled him for hours, cleaned him up and got some milk in him. After a while I took him back out to his mama, but didn’t think he was going to live. He was still alive the next morning, but he wouldn’t stop screaming unless I picked him up and held him and talked to him. He could barely suck, and started to get thin, his little mouth was so sore. but he was a strong and stubborn kitty, and he slowly healed up. He was attacked when he was just three weeks old. On a wednesday night, he finally started sucking very well, and on thursday morning he had a fat little tummy and let his mama clean him and cuddle him and he didn’t cry, he was healing up so nice. He was just four and a half weeks old.
I went to town and got groceries, and when I got home, my son met me at the ramp and told me that his wife had brought him something down, and when she left, they didn’t know it but Blackie was under her tire. I sobbed. Very hard. His little body was so smashed, but he was still alive. But there was nothing anyone could do to help him, there was too much damage this time. So I held him until he was gone, and then I buried him. and I cried very very very much. He was only four and a half weeks old, and he had nursed for the first time in four days the night before, and he was getting better. His little tummy was full that morning, he didn’t cry. And then this.
I cried for a very long time. but then I realized something. I have been very cut off for a while. As a minister I have to listen to all kinds of things, and give good advice, and must keep my emotions to my self in many cases. But I had done it for so long, I no longer could feel. this was Blackies gift to me. I opened my heart up, and even though it got broken, it is open again. He should have died that night he was attacked, but he didn’t, cause he was supposed to teach me to open my heart again. And it was a very hard lesson, but I have learned it, and I give thanks for the week I had with him to learn that.
That is my sad. I am crying as I write this, and this is a good thing, for before, I couldn’t. and now I can. so please, say a quick prayer for little Blackie, cause he did a good wonderful thing for his human mommy.
I am done now. Sorry to make anyone sad, but needed to be said. People around me are pretty much, yeah, whatever, it was an animal. YOU all know differently.
awwwwwwwwwww {{{{{mama cat}}}}} wut a bittersweet story…….. yew gabe dat lil guy such lurve………… himz waitin tew see yew in teh meadow!!!
I be’s very sorry
Mama Cat, dat b byooteeful story. I luv deh brave liddlol Blackie. I can seeing him now playing in deh medow. running and chasing deh deh budderflyz, and tussling wif deh uzzer hart kitteez. I finkso, dey awl b berry prowd uv him fur havving such a difficult job and dueing it wif deh strength adn grace.
{{{Mama Cat}}}
Thank you all. Yes, he had a very hard job to do when he was born, and he did it very well. He was just so tiny, and I basically carried him everywhere that week. I hadn’t gotten that close to my babies in quite some time, I have had only Princess for two years now, and she gets her name honestly and does NOT like to be cuddled, lol, so having these babies are special. My hubby said, trying to cheer me up a bit. that it must have been quite the sight, me charging up the steps, well, crawling, and back down the other set, cane in hand, clump clump clump. He is right, I can laugh at that thought now, lol. I loved my little baby, and yes, he is playing in the meadow, certainly chasing butterflies! And all healed up, which gives me a happy sad. Sad Happy? You know what I mean.
Ai hope dis helps your sad.
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together….
Author unknown…
I have always loved that so much. Until I found this one. they both bring tears to my eyes.
An interesting day at the Rainbow Bridge.
Rainbow Bridge is a place of both peace and anticipation as departed pets await their beloved owners. There are plenty of things to keep them contented while they wait: trees you can’t get stuck in, endless meadows, splashing streams, thickets perfect to hide in for pounce-attack games.
But one day the residents noticed some rather…unusual newcomers arrive.
The koalas and the kangaroos slipped in rather quietly, but then came the bearded dragons, the skinks and the goannas. The influx of snakes startled an entire family of cats up a tree. Pythons, cobras, tiger snakes, brown snakes and even fierce snakes. There were so many at one point, it seemed the ground itself was alive with writhing. A burly wombat shouldered his way through the crowd and plopped down in a shady spot, barely missing a Jack Russell terrier who yapped indignantly as he abandoned his position.
And then the crocodiles showed up.
Finally, a Great Dane managed to get up enough nerve to approach one of the reptilian giants.
“Um….excuse me,” he said hesitantly. “But why are you all here?”
The croc dropped her jaw and laughed. “Same as you, mate,” she said. “Waitin’ for someone who loved us.”
The dogs, cats, gerbils and other “typical pets” looked at each other in confusion, then at the plethora of weird, ugly and downright deadly creatures assembled. Who on Earth could possibly love some of those faces?
“I see him!” shouted a green mamba from his vantage point in one of the trees. A cacophony of squeaks, hisses, bellows and roars erupted as the mob surged forward toward a lone human walking across the field toward the bridge. The other animals managed to catch a glimpse of him before he was overwhelmed by the crowd.
“CRIKEY!” he shouted joyously right before he was bowled over by the wombat.
“Well I’ll be,” said a Persian as she tidied up her fur. “It’s that Aussie my human liked to watch on TV. Had to be the craziest human on the whole planet.”
“Oh, please,” remarked a echidna as he hurried by. “Is it really that that crazy to passionately love something God made?”
oh dat is teh sad. teh animals always get to us, speshully teh itteh bitteh ones dat need our halp.
maybee one of teh other babbehs can still be a comfort to u?
{{{{{{{{{{mama cat & blackie}}}}}}}}{
OH! Dey du! Tortilla, TT fur short, iz az bad as Princess. She Luvs du pet pet, but no pick up, no no! And Tigger, iz az bad az hiz brudder, Tiger. Jumpin all deh tiems, jump jump. Jump offen deh deck, jump offen deh kitteh howse, jumpin off deh hay baels, jumpy jumpy. Usually on me! And dey otter ones, dey be luving me tu, so I snuggles wit deh bebes all deh timz.
Mama Cat, so sry 4 ur Blackie adn ur big sad. Animlols haz vry speshul wurk to do hear on dis lovely earth we livs on and u r vry percep…speshul to know how dis sweet kitteh opned yr hart to urself again. ifinkso ur stry hepld ovvers too.
{{{{{mama cat}}}}} fank yoo for sharing wif us. i’z sorry yoo had to go froo taht, wif teh poor bebbeh. he knowd yoo luved him very much, an now him iz happliy playing wif teh ovver pets hoo wented on ahed at teh brij. now him haz no more suffering, just happy an safe. i haz leeky eys for yoo an for blackie, sad abowt teh sad bad fing taht happend, happy taht him helped yoo an now him iz in a gud place wher nuffin else kan hurt him. {{{{{mama cat}}}}}
Dat be lukin cumfturbul. Wer duz I git wun ov dose hatsees?
Dis bee purrfact zampl of kitteh ruel nawmbur wun. Mush fill awl de space der iz, wif cyootness if nec…ness… if neededed. Kittehs iz bilded tu du dat, uz no!
An sumhaow still stai a leen meen nommin’ masheen. Veri triksee.
Dey can get duh small, and dey can get duh big, and dey can get awl in tween sizez tu. Teh Kittehs ver majikal dat wai.
Otay, jus wanna say tank u to eberywun fur tu be lisseneen to mai story bout Blackie. I finks he iz haz de happez naow, he be memburreded heer at ICHC. I goez fur naow, be back later.
nite nite mama cat…….schmoos tew you!
{{{{Mama Cat}}}}
U kum adn tawk bowt enneefing enneetyme. Dere awlwayz b peepz heer. Even wen it seemz berry kwiet, dere b sumwun lurking hoo will tawking wif u.
ai kin vouch fur dat………. like at elebenty firty at nite………deh cweenie wuz here fur me!!! {{{{{cweenie}}}}}
{{{jamamamamamamaakitty}}}
a cweenz werk iz neber dun.
You know this cat loves it human!
ok hooz tawkin list hates me.
ya, mai hooman named Geisel. y u ask?
The cat in the Hat
I wouldn’t wear dis any day – I would donate da hat permanently to the cat.
Area of sirkle eqwals I r sleepy, not pi r sqwared!
iz cute!
it is so cute
he’z so small iluv kittehs
can i haz da kitteh?
i seepy i not mooving
see above ^