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Mah tank, it haz an emptee!
Ohai Gremlin, happy comtinyooing marrijez, an congaratz awn tawp spawt of sebben wai makramay! U wantz moar champayne?
Fankyoo, Z! Iz a liddel erlee heer in teh Keystone State, but I yam happeh to sneek a sip uv champayne (or two) wit yoo!
Skwirrlgrrl, a liddel dantzing wuld start teh day off just rite, ifinkso! Is flurrying heer this morning, an it luks to meh lyke they ar dantzing with us!
J4K, I wuld luv a liddel sumthing frum teh Ty Boo Teek. Mebbe a luvlee silk scarf with kittehs on it? Sum orinj wuns an sun gray an blak tabbees with whyt paws? I luvs me teh cullurs uf purplols and teals best. Mebbe they haz a liddel sumthing just for meh?
dantzting hm?
letsee… wot kind? Must be something really enerjetic to has pooped this kitteh out so completely.
How bout a nosh pit! We all gets in togetther, wif sum noms, and bownces around!
*bounce**nom**bounce**nom**bounce**nom*
Hmm. Yes, is a misstery. When I wuzzint logged in, it showed teh furst wun – a sleepin orinj kitteh all kurld up inna ball. After I logged in, it showed teh sekkund wun – me inna tent holding mah beeg orinj Grem.
A appel krisp, just for meh? Champayne? Silk skarfz? Oh deer, whut a wunnerful mornink this is turning into!
I joyns teh nosh pit. *nom nom* *bounce!* *nom nom* *bounce!*
Hey! Look wut happinz if we tosses teh silk skarfz wyle we noms an bownsez! Prettee!
ooh, funz!!!
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Iz a kitteh Morris Dance!
O hai PB2K!!! Hao is yu feelin tuday? Wee had a beeyootiful day heer in teh dessurt. Teh sky wus berry bloo wiv sum small clowds an a lite breez!!! Berry naice fur SaudiRabia!
Au red der wuz beuuti contest 4 sheeps sumwear in SA. Didz U see NE ob that?
Mai famlee and Ai lived in Al Basorah wenn wuz kitten. Ai haz gud memrees ob dat. An mai daddehat wurked wid sheepz, an wid farrmrs.
Kitteh Morris Dance? *Puts bellz on shinz, grabz salamee stix…jingle-jingle-nom…jingle-jingle-nom*
=^..^=
gremlin! u is at teh top of a 7-way macramay!
cormgrats- got any rewkest for teh morning festivitees?
Ai wish ai cud stay! Must be dashing! Hoep to joyne in wehn ai getz bak!
*wayves floofy pawz bye bye!* Come bakk soon!
{{{{gremlin}}}} YAY fur yoo in teh taupe spot!
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An waht a grate way to start teh day! a lucky SEBEN wai TY!
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Ai’m off to teh TY Boo Teek – Maus wuz rite. Ai am addikted to teh boblolhedded kittehs! Ai hoep yoo will awl joyne me there!
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Teh PI Stawl haz maed fum fresh pumpkin pi! Wi can has sum wif cawfee!!
Ohai Janet! Nawt sekkund, I iz going to Chrissie’s Beads Braydez an Makramay, an gettin mai harez brayded. Tehn I comez ober tew Pi Stawl cos punkin pi is my fayvrit this tyme ob teh yeer.
Ooh, Pi! Mebbe ther is sum applol krisp type pi for me, just a liddel slice? I wunners hao it wuld go wit teh champayne. . . Aw heck, letz mayk it a beeg slyce! Fangs!
ohai Gremlin-congrats!
(off topic here)
anyone hear from Hashim? there was a pretty big earthquake in Pakistan yesterday … many dead, more injured.
*good thoughts for those affected*
I dunno, but I just posted a note awn hiz profyle.
Teh erfkwake iz in teh SW uv teh countree, Hashim libs in teh NE – `bowt az far awai az cud be an still in Pakistan.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREMLIN~!
Nobody’s tank should have an empty! Teh Donkey has come to teh rescue, to
fill dem!!
Seeing as how I could not dance at your wedding, I will dance for you here!
In fact, I am going to share with you all a VERY happy dance. I meant originally to post it here, but ended up posting it on Yahoo Cheezfrends, and then felt like a stoopy reposting it. Oh, well, I has been stoopier, huh? WTH.
So now I will share it here, okay? Sorry is long and hogs up space. But I wants to share a happy wiff you an hope it gibs you all a happy, too!
Dear Cheezfrend,
I has a happy eer wurm.
It r dat song, Pocketful of Sunshine.
Heer is teh link.
youtube.com/watch?v=xEkEhDm2les
(and Ambercat thoughtfully pointed out this one for TTIers: youtube.com/watch?v=gLciTxlF5rQ )
As you listen to it, imagine dis:
Teh donkey is in a bootifull feeld. (I like to think ub it as hebben,
butt dats up too u) To teh myoosic, teh donkey is bounceeng throo teh
feeld! Teh donkey’s hed is quickly bouncing left and rite! An teh
ears are flopping commiclee and dere is a huge tooofy grin and teh
eyes…oh, teh donkey’s eyes are filled with the moast glorious an
happy and …ecstacy! An teh donkey is leaping an bouncing throo teh
feeld, and wen teh hoofs come down and contact teh grownd, hearts
explode out!!! Little red hearts come exploding out at ebbree
bounce!!! And den dey turn into multicolored flutterbys and frolick
away into teh balmy breeze!
An wen teh song sings abowt teh river, I see teh Donkey leeping into
the stream and Living Water sprays ebbreeware and saturates ebbreefing
around it wiff lubs!!
Oooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
I was depressed teh uddur day and thought ub dis and it maded mah hart
so happy…..
now go listen to dat song and envishun dat, an I hope it makes YOU
happy too!
And don’t forget….
dat dere is a donkey dat lubbs you.
Ohai, Kafleen! {{hugs to teh luvvin donkey}} Fankyoo for posting it here!
That wuz a wunnerful scene! Teh liddl red harts exploding owt at eech bounce mite haz bin mah fayvrit part! An tehn they turned into butterflies above owr nation! Oops, I mixed me in sum Wuudstock lyrics ther. Oh hek, letz go with it. We ar stardust, we ar golden. Let uz dantz a happeh dantz! *leep caper prantz, leep caper prantz, lather rinse repeet*
Oh, Gremlin. U maded mah hart hab a happee. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I’m so glad u liked it. {{{{{{gremmie}}}}}
KAFLEEN!!!!!! I haz missed u sew much! Fank u foar posting this heer– I nebber goez tew teh Yahoo Cheezfrenz hardlee. U hab such a wai wif wurdz, teh pikchoorz are teh loverlee!
Tank u zauberflolute. U made mee feel verreh good furr missin mee.
an a warm fuzzee.
oooooooooo refresssshhh ing!
`´,´´´ ,´,´`,`´´,
`´´´,`,`,`, *splashin in da LivingWaterz fountain*`,`,´,´,´,“´
*pullls off strands of grene tendrilz*
*forms dem in garlandwreath for da donkey’s byutimous hed*
*inspeks tendrilz*
I fotted deze tendrilz wur nawtee…………
butt..
now i see dey r filled wiff lubs.
hmmmm
Lubs and hugz to da donkee!!!
i are nawt nawteee…jest drawn dat way
rreeeaallllyyyy, den why ya holdin’ dat pen behin’ yer back?
shhhhhh.
Oh, dan look ober dere!!! Cheezes Twice, it’s a lyin!
*puts a paper sign on stagehanddan’s back*
Sowy. Just my majinashuns.
hmmm? WHAT WHERE……..I doan see annyfing.
(leash goes off) oops, back onna stage for set-change
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*wonders why peeps are gigloling and snickering (myself……I marsbar) after I walk by*
I lubs u iffn u r nawtee or nawt, u preshuss thing, u. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
*takes note*
Dat’s TWO “who be talking” checkers…
check.
Que, moi?
heehee, i lubs checkers (the game, not Nixon’s goggiee)
click clik clik click
*hops acrross da chekerbored wif da sppeed of lite*
King me!
Adn fur deh auzzeez: Chek, mate.
*Kumz running and bowncing tu deh Dawnkey!*
*Bonkingz into Kafleen*
Oh Kafleen dat b such a lubblee pik chewer!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
O, HAI! mj!!!! I allus has a happee lub too see u!
speshullee wen I kin see bofe hands!!
*grumpily* yeah, me two. she be kwite the Royal Pai…erm Pruner.
A grumpy toe pee airy?
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*Runz away laffing!!
*snurts obnokkshusslee*
ewwwww…….brain bleach, pleuz!
Kafleen, yoo hab gibbed mi a happi wif dis twys nao!
I lubs yoo!
*solumlee*
I lubs u too, Mel.
Dat tuches mai hart! Thnx!!
ur welcum, angel!
Energy lebel berry loe
teh nip tank needs fillin!
let me pull over and take a wee nap
Not eben RUNNING awn emptee!
In honor uv this por tyred tabbeh-kittn, I givs us a linky to teh sawng:
Running on Empty
feechuring Jackson Browne and Bruce Springsteen on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnnL8wEDNJM&feature=related
Must run to the kitchen for fudssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
*Quickly puts on his Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses*
Wow! That was CLOSE!
*Weeeeooo Weeeeooo Weeeeooo Weeeeooo*
ALERT! ALERT! This is a SPLORTCON Level Elebenty Alert!
Aw heck, in teh best Maus tradition, SPLORRRT!
Maaa-ahhh! Teh goggie trippded me!
oh noes!
u still lying there ZF?
Let me call teh CCC!!
*dials nine-elebenty*
wate there… halp is on teh way!
Oh, poor ZF! Leeza, is yoo doing teh reskyew? Or duz yoo want me to halp? I haz eggstra duk tayp, an I noes hao to yuse it!
I gotted it gremlin!
I fink. Hope I remembered everthing. I hasn’t done a CCC in a wile…
*wheels of CCC cart skweel as it comes arownd corner*
Okays! Let’s get to werks here.
*gentlee mops up branes*
*pours back into ZF cranial cavitee*
*covers wif a seeweed rap*
Itz kinda like sushi, ifinkso this would halp – I gotted it from Trollheim unter teh Sea!
*Put top of hed back on and raps wif more seeweed rap*
*overraps wif green duck taype*
*covers hed wif 50’s bathing cap wif mermades on it*
*gives ZF a floofy seafoam blankee and some choklit seehorses*
Did I forget anything??
Some scotch?
O Leeza, fang u fangs u!!! teh seeweed rap iz teh lurvelee! Feelz sew smoove an calming. Ahhh. *nomz chawklit fotfullee* Maus, fanks berry mush foar offer ob Skotch, but mai hed tew frajill rite nao. Do halp urslef if u wantz! Pd’B mite come alowng if he heerz skotch”!
Oh goodie! I wsa hoping you’d say that!
*GlugGlugGlugGlugGlug*
*Hick*
Fanksh!
Mr ZF is habbin a preezentayshun tew sum soots (akshullee Mr ZF be teh wun warin a soot) nao. Save sum foar him, k?
Ffer Sshurre! I canna finishsh teh hole bottlol bai maisef…
*Burp*
Hay Maus, when u is teh sobers, plz to be looking here. I re-didz teh font on teh pic of Sir Real and Bodice Ripper.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2429999
LCB u r tew funnee! Dat is purrfeckt, juss wat I fink ov!
Zounds! Taht’sh mosht excell… axel… *burp* reely gud, LCB! Fanksh!
Somebuddy, plz to remind Maus to look again when he will *remember* seeing it?
kthxjustsaynothx
I’ll remembersh. Thash the best two picshoors yoush ever maded, LCB…
Didja like teh flyin pink lolophants innem?
Yesh! *Hick* An teh purplol weezels!
No, is lolophants. And they is all colors! And dancing!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2430393
*Snerk*
Awwww… Ish Beeyoteemaus…
uh ohs.
Teh seeweed rap is gud fur teh complek… compleksh… skin.
o noes!!! tu pashints at wuns! ai hoep ai duz a good job….
nawt sekkunt, ai sweepy maus’s brayns innna piel an put dem inna bowl an wash dem awf wif teh sparkling waddur tu remoobing impuritees. den ai putting dem bak inna hed an putting awn teh extra strawng chrg an use duktaype tu holding it awn. den ai set u up awn teh splort recuberee couch an gib u a floofee blankee dat r fresh an warm strate frum teh dryer.plz haz dis warm aplol sidur tu sip an haz dis tin uv choklit kittehs. nau, u resting wyle i fix ur buddy z. duz u feel beddur?
poor Z!!!! ai will sweepy sweepy ur braynz inna pile an den ai scoopy scoopy scoopy tehm awl up an puddem inna bowl an den ai cleen deh impurities away using sparkling waddurs. den ai puts dem bak inna hed an puts awn teh xtrs strawng chrg an sit u down onna splort recuberee couch nes tu maus. nau ai rap u up inna floofee blankee dat r fresh n warm strate frum the dryer. nau plz haz dis tin uv choklit kittehs an dis mug uv warm aplol sidur tu sip. nau, duz u feel beddur?
Um… thanks… but I didn’t Splort! But my brains do feel clean and minty fresh now…
oh…um…ok well nau u r extra protected in cayse u splort latur.
oh, i see, now. you were bringing ZF’s splort to our attention…very observant of you.
Gud show, LC79! Teh warm blankee strayt frum teh dryer wuz a lufflee tuch! An teh tin uv chonklit kittens, hoo culd resist?
tank yu berry ms gremlin hoo r gnulee merried…ai wud liek tu gib yu dis cd uv awl teh gr8tist luv sawngs eber maed. plz njoy…kthx
Fankyoo, LC79. Whut a perfekt gift. {{LC79}}
I givs a liddel storeh. Mr. G. and I wuz datin fur 22 yeers. We had tawked abowt gittin teh married fur a whyle. Thot we mite do it neggst yeer (but we haz bin sayin that a long time – mebbe neggst yeer). I walked into teh horspital an teh doktors wuz awl arownd Mr. G. an shaykin ther heds an lukkin dark luks. Mr. G. wuz adamant he wuz nawt havvin teh surgery ther in that horspital, not on that day. He wunted to leev teh horspital agenst meddykal advyce. I wuz skayred for heem.
We walked owt uf that horspital, and drove to git owr marrij license. I wuz laffin an sed, finally, after all these yeers. An turned on teh CD player an this wuz teh sawng that came on:
Journey, After All These Years, feechuring teh dulcet tones of Arnel Pineda:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_37bmufG15g&feature=related
BTW, teh specialist sed layter that surgery that day mite hav killd Mr. G. Wuz best he walked away . . .
{{{{Mr. & Mrs G}}}}
I love that song!
“And you stood strong
Cause with our love there’s nothing left to fear
After all these years”
*whispurs* I awlreddy luvvd that sawng when I furst herd it. Nao I haz reesuns to luv it moar.
And hao nyce that it is teh verreh furst sawng on teh CD that LightChild gave me erlier this mornink . . .
*sniffsniff….* that song is beautiful…..an i’m glad you like teh cd.
O Lightchild, u iz a berree gud splort reecobberer! Fankyew berry much! Teh sparkly waterz wash maykes mee feel all gigglolish an tikklish! *munchez moar chawklit, taykes sip ov syder* Mmmmmmmmm……
ai r sew hapee. ai r glad u feel beddur. ai merely followed teh slport recuberee ruul: “recuber udders splorts az yu wud hav dem recuber UR splorts” it halps meh…
Mebbeh Cweenmj kan bead us a liddle sampler wif dat Ruul an wii can hang it awn teh CCC!
hay! you hazza gud ideer! sawree foar teh tiem laps. i had tu go ball-n-teer adda nursing hoem tu du manicures for teh elderly wimminz pointy-ends. dey r sew gr8ful tu hazza trimd nail an haz it painid. it maek alawt uv difference in tehr moo’d. ai fink ur ideer is FTW!!!!
Helpin otters, yer dooin it RITE! How wonnerful ob yew to help adda nursing home. It halp people feel nice ifinkso. Yay fer lightchild 79!
Needs cheezburgers!
Dat rimynedz me – iz tiem fur mai lunsh! Bai!
i can has second breakfast? liddle donuts, and some coffee(xtralitenosugarplskthx)
Ohai, cSmall! *psst* I duzzint no if they noes abowt sekkund breffast! Or elevensies, for that matter!
Mai faborit moobie!! Teh onlee fing wrog wif dat part iz dat Boromir nawt der yit.
Yabut Strider iz!
Whyl I wuz at home and Mr. G wuz in teh horspital, I watched me sum movies to pass teh tyme. Is wun uv mah fayvrit things to do.
I watched teh hole series uf Lord of teh Rings! Wun eech nite. Whutta treet! Teh deth uv Boromir is wun uv teh hardest parts to watch. *snifl* “I wuld follow you, mah bruther, mah kaptin, mah king.” *snifl*
But oh teh uplifting parts! Arwen’s ride, Legolas’s fancee wurk with teh bow, teh liting uv teh fyres at teh hilltops to summon uthers to battle in teh last movie. Wunnerful, wunnerful . . .
Mai fayvrite mooviez! Duz u haz teh “uncut” berzhyun? Dey eben bedder!
Hmm. Noes, I finks I haz teh reglar vershun. But I wil keep an ey owt fur teh uncut wuns.
Oh, an anuther thing: when Gandalf says “luk to teh eest at dawn uv teh third day,” an then he shows up wit troops to halp owt in teh battl. And when Eowin rides into battle. So menneh gud scenes, oh my!
I lyke wen Gandalf conks hiz hed awn teh doorfrayme at bag End….
ooh Gremlin, u had not seen LOTR before??
best movie adaptashun EVER, ifinkso!!
AND, teh i candy was awesome 2!
Ohai, skwirrlgrrl – I haz watched them menneh tymes, is amung mah fayvrits! Yoo ar rite, ther is much to see in them that is eezy on teh eys!
Wen tehy came owt, I was sew frayde taht they wud be awful– teh books are berry speshul tew me. But teh moobiez, wyle tehy had their problemz, were good enuff in thare own wai tew mayke me berry happytayle!
I was teh same way!
It was amazing how everything was almost xactlee how I imajined it in teh books. Xcept Gollum, but I came to fink that was rite too.
An yet anuvver fing dat teh multeekultural an highlee kultured peeps ov Cheezland agree upon!!! JRR Tolkien is teh bestest fantasee writur eber! O, an hee wus bornded in teh SoufAfrika too! In Bloemfontein! Yay!!!
dat pesskey problum ub nahrcolep- knarko- hazzing a sleepee sudinlee- reerz uglee hed wunce agen! kwik, cheezburgrz an mylkshayke!
Mai fuds is LATE!!
dat b me 2day…long weekend, sad caturday…
Aww Chessie, y sad caturday? Can wii halp?
sad caturday–grandma passed on Furday nite, funerl yeserday.
But thanks for offering to halp.
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((((((((((((Chessie))))))))))))) Aw, honey I sawree. Fyoonrulz awful. After mai Gramma passed away, she talked to me every so often for years. It was a good feeling. Maybe your Grandma will talk to you too!
Sawree bowt yor grandma, chessiecat65. She is with teh angels . . .
{{chessiecat}}
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So sorry to hear of your grandma’s passing! She will live on in your heart.
so sowry!
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Grandmas r so special.
I still misses mine.
{{{{chessiecat65}}}} my grandma, who raised me, passed in ‘03 as I was being deployed to the sand box, it was the worst time of my life. keep those you love close to you the next few months and cherish the sweet memories and know that she’s watching over you! My thoughts and prayers are with you.
Ohai Valesa, I dint noe u wuz in teh serbiss! Mai Sunndai class iz fastin an prayin tihs week foar you an your mates! Nao I haz anovver nayme tew add!
I used to be. Got out when I returned in 2004. I have lots of very close friends who I consider my brothers and sisters who are still in and a couple are currently overseas.
{{{{{chessiecat65}}}}}
Ai has a sad wif u. Ai lost mai grandma 20 years ago in Decembur, and ai still haven’t quite realized dat she’s gone 4 gud. Sending warm and comforting beams 2 u.
{{{{{chessiecat65}}}}} i’m sorry. my grammas hab been gone for many yeers now. growin up far away frum tehm, i wuz nebber able to spend a lot ob time wif tehm, but i haz gud memries an still misses tehm.
When Naps Attack, tonite on WCHZ at elebenty.
Guten morgan, kynd auf der lolcatburglar!
Hao ar yoo on this fyne mornink?
Je ne sprechen-sie nicht le faux-German! Ou est le bahnhof, por favor?
But I is doing ok, kthx. I got stood up by my stoodints so I is about to go get some coffees.
How u is? How is Mr. Gremlin? And has u had to has innerviews wif teh Fambly Servisses to get young Dexter all adoptified by his noo daddeh?
Faux langwidges, we haz them! Coffee sownds gud onna cold mornink.
I yam gud! Mr. G. is rekyuperayting at home, even as we speek. Yung Dexter an his poppa ar fillin owt teh paperwurks fur adoptifikayshun. We mayks an honnist tabbehkat owt uv him.
Havving a kitten is lyke eggsperiencing teh whurld awl anew. He haz never seen kold wethur or snow befoar. Ther wuz snow on mah deck this mornink. We wuz lukkin owt at it. “Wazzat, mummeh?” he sed. I tole him it wuz snow but we diddn haz tyme to go owt an walk innit – an nao it iz gon!
Ooo ooo oooh! I memberz wen mai Mango an Tango saw sno foar nawt sekkund thyme! They wuz bowt 8 munffz old. Catz in sno is sew hilarimuss!
*Step, Paw Shake*
*Step, Paw Shake*
*Step, Paw Shake*
*Step, Paw Shake*
I always thought that needed the sound effect of a little bell ringing…
Maus, yoo ar so rite! Teh bell ringing sownd is perfekt.
Heh. When Liam was noo at my house, bout 6 1/2 months old and had been in shelters most of his life, he was SO eggsited teh first time he sawr birds out on teh terrace! He kept going back and forth from teh door to me, meowing in wonder. I thought he was saying “O mommeh! Look! There are cats out there that can fly!”
Wen ai bringz gurbulls hoem, mai kittehs wer AMAZED! Dey had hurd ub such beings, but nebber taut dat dey, demselbs, wud lib tu seez um. Negst morning, one iz eggsausted-asleep, an udder iz stihl waching, but luks liek he needs sum berry STRONG coffee!
lolz! When Weezy saw snow for teh first time, I wasn’t home, but my sister let her owtside. I got home and she sed- Weezy is under teh naybor’s trailer and I can’t get her to come owt. LOL! U cud see teh tracks in teh snow where she tried to run every which way, and she cudn’t escape the dratted snow, so she runned under teh trailer. She had been owt there all afternoon. I hadda go over there and carry hur all teh way home, over teh scaree snows. Kittehs r so funneh!
Wehl, it gibbher deh cawld feetz!
Dis kitteh iz tew pooped to maek it. Haoeber, sleepeez shud halp maek it tew teh fudbol.
Ai cans nao log in in werk wi mai abbatar. hoorai.
OMG liek i wunt ebber gets annee werk dun nao.
*snicker*
Dat abbatar r hilarious!!
Dis be the reeson i haz to haz it, Iz mai favret fayce, i noe abben noes who he iz, i lubs him doe. He be reel charmengs!
Ohai! Ah haz a qwestyun…a frend of myne (a fellow lurkur) tolded me that peeps r tryin to organizize a cheezmeet in O-hai-o and Kentuckee. Is dat tru? Ah didnt see da fred…….duz anywon has any informashuns?
Oh hai brindlecat!! I haz awl deh info rite heer!!
It b moar dan u asking fur, but sum uzzerz mite want tu seeing it tu.
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Dehre b sevrul peepz planning adn wanting deh cheezee meetz
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Heer b a nowncmint frum tessm:
ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!! an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up! ::note frum mj–dere b 4 in NZ::
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heer b nowncemint frum smileycat:
ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!
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heer b nowncemint frum Jamamakitty:
ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
Adn in a ltebraking annowncemint, deh Cheez adn Tofu will beeing at deh Skeattle Cheezmeet!!!!
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heer b nowncemint frum rhsb:
Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet. Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border. Awl info is subject to change. If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop. Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!
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And dis b frum MadamZ:
Aih wud liek tew meet sum cheezfrenz. Pleeze tew let mii noe planz?
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Luk! derz a wish frum Uniquekitty:
plasticat nad ai iz luuking fur Noo Yawk/Noo Yawk areya cheezpeeps hoo mite b wantin a cheez meet tew – ne 1 innerested?
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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. So far wii haz 272 peepz onna map!! Teh latest b inkludding sebbral frum deh auntee podez. Yoo may haz too zooming in reel close tuseeing awl uv dem, sum,like deh pair in Dunedin NZ b berry close togezzer!!!
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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ok, i leev u loan naow.
Fank u, cweenmj! This b teh verry halpful~!
Eff onlee kars cud refuell bai sleepin! WUnner hau manee mailz tu deh gahlon diz kitteh getz?
fallen off his nobul steed
Nobul steed prolly tripped over a dancing lolophant.
ai fink itz sew funneh wen mai kittehs dew dis.
skamper skamper swat swat plai plai run run *collapse inna heep* ZZZZZZZZZ
Ai wish ai ken tren de ket to swim sins it oready got de stroke.
…an biisydz, haow cud kittoon bii kumftabuhlz lyke taht?
Teh forecast calls for sleepy kittins
mai lethargy
let me show you it
kwik!! we neidz 2 git teh kitteh cheezburger!
nawt tew worry, minionz sent out to gitz cheezburger :3
Gonna costz lotza mooneez to fills up
OMG ITS MAI KITTEH!!!!!!!!!! MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is your kittun? u is so luky, she be very cute.
*beep beep* ok, looks like it’s nap time! *THUD*