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Cute livvle hoverkitty <3
Ohai Mka, Congrats awn bein top uv teh brayde!
Conga rats on Ur nawt sekkund ty wif annipuss and tianashen.
Ai mixes up a bukkit of Crazy cats, adn der is chawklit pinny gigs to nom.
Iz Dis Ur nawt sekkund commint?
Ohai WRr, dat wuz mah nawt sekkund commint eber, iz a newb nd a liddl afurrd!
Berry menny congrats on gettin a nawt sekund wiv ur nawt sekund commint eber! U haz nuffin 2 be afurrd uv. Dat’s berry speshul! Sun uv us wayte fur a lawng tiem b4 we get a nawt sekund!
MIka – hai! No need to bee afurrd! annipuss iz rite. We ar awl verree frendlee heer, an sumwun hoo can reel werdz awn paypur – an nawt haz teh dredded brayne freeze wehn confurnted wif “no commint” – iz gratelee honored heer.
Ohai Mka! Welkum 2 cheezland!
Him duzn’t haz lift off
But haz very clean feets
Ai thort awl well brort-up kittehz keap demz feetz cleen!
WANT dem feetz.
I wuz just abowt to commint on Iz feets, dey luk leik noo shoos
bery clean, an bery bery cuuute pinky feet … splortatious, almost
him duz has cyoot littel pinky feet pads tho…
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dere going tu be SPLORTS awl ober dis Fred, aifinkso
Why wud dere be any…. *luks at pikshure*……..
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Uh-oh!
*Runz down fred and grabz CCC frum MM
Sweepee, sweepeee, sweepee up awl deh braynezez.
Wut? derez moar ober dere, tu?
Sweep, sweep sweep.
Skuuping dem awl up and smushing dem into deh brainial cabitee.
smush sum moar. it b like a can o wurmz, wunst u oopun it u needz a bigger can!!! put awl deh brainial bonez bakk in plais. teying it awl up. How ya feeling? U doing ok? Awl rite, u rest heer in dis nias liddlol blankee wif deh manateez on it. I putz a CHRG on u now. Oh, u lukkz so gud in it. Wud ya like cup uv hot chokklit? ok! i putz sum whippee creem on it tu.
Schmoo.
you call’d, m’lady?
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oh, wait. you sed sweepee not sweetpea…
**Brandishez pruning snipz**
kum kloser, mai deer!
cweenmj. Wai ar yoo thretining teh sweet liddle sweetpea wif teh prooning snipperz???
ai reely fink she wuz.
*looks pitiful*
i finkso i needs sympathee…
*looks conspiratorial*
wundre if da HRH the Royal Pruner noes dat when she prunes me, i grow back…stonger!!
*gives sweetpea sympethetic pats* iz okai. ai luvs bof of yu!! Even wif the pruooning sheers, an wif teh pitiful looks.
ai luvs mai cheezfrens!!
*pourz a nise cuppa tea
*goez tu garden shed
rummij, rummij.
Aaahh.
*kumz owt wif small can in hand
*pourz frum can into tea cup
glugg glugg.
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Oh Sweetpea!!! I haz a nice cuppa tea fur u!!
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*
daintily wipes mouf wif bak of paw.
ooops. whar’s my mannurz. fangs fur da tea & symphony,erg, simpathees..
*Hidez herb aside bhind bak*
Sew glad u likez it. I maded it speshul, just fer u.
*voizover commershul*
We’ve exchanged Sweetpea’s tea with an herbal substitoot.
Will she notice?
*ponders*
ware’s dat voice comink from?
*ponderz s’more*
*giglos to self* wot teh cween duzn’t no is dat i have bin takink small doses of iocane herb aside for years to build up a nomunitea.
*wut sweetpea duzn’t no iz dat i haz
*replaced her iocane wif iodine fur yrz.
*Adn deh tea b habbing deh Rown-Up in it.
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Ten drillz uv doom, mai a$$.
*wokz away wiss tuling
Blargh! i aer ded…
*teehee-she fergotted teh b0rg teknolojeez…*
to be contimewed…
Congarats onna nawt sekkund Anni & tianashen!
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Hao wud yu liek to sillybrate?
Teh Conga rats haz ben rehearsing Romeow and Juloliet. We can haz them perform?
An Mka seamz 2 haz got teh tawp spot sum tiem affer me an tianashen thort we had us a tye!
Iz still a ty, but wif Mka, tianashen and U, annipuss.
WP mus be berry slows today.
Unless Mka iz a noobie an WP had 2 bite teh commint 2 maek shore it wasn’t a faek!
Mika just sayed she iz a compleet Noobie!! Think ov that! A Nawt Second teh veree furst taim out!!
Cute!
Ohai, Tianshen – Ai hazn’t seed u b4. Aer u a noobie? Iffn dat iz so, walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
ohai I ar hover kittteh
doin it preddy well already
I haz a pounce, U haz a bublol…Nawt fayr
Why u has to be paladin?
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My WoW geekery, let me show u it
Wot pritti littel pawpadz – jus rite fur tikkli and kissi. And pretti eerz to mach fur moar strokz. I liek to maek tikkli betwene kitteh’s pawpads but sumtiem kitteh getz cross.
Kitteh pawpadz are so nommy!
nomnomnom -oi! My kitteh usta biff me wen I nom her pawpadz too much. But onli jentl biff. Den she hold her pretti face up for kissz. She hold open her pawpadz, stertchstrech, show orl her pinki feeties wot hide ther. Tikkli tikkli tikkli biff. Nice nice.
Hello, u dropped ur crackers on de carpet, u shure u wants dem? Hello?
dis hovercat iz full of win
Whut you doing down dere? I is landing joost there!!
*bringing in CCC fur plort cleenupz*
Hai gaiz! Aiz jus stoppin bai fur a minit to saiz “hai”! Leebin teh CCC heer fur ur conbeenyinz!
whut duz CCC stand for?
Ohai nh, Der iz a lolspeak wiki (see teh band at teh top uv teh lol – it’z dereawn teh rite hand sied) Dat eggsplanez awl sorts uv fings.
Cute Crash Cart. It comes in to help rescue people whose heads have exploded because of the cuteness of the picture.
Y, I du bleeve u b nyoo heer!!! :snerk: dat b kool!!!
Welkum tu Cheezland!! Deh mostest wunderful plaiz in deh universe!!
Deh CCC b deh Cyewt Crash Cart. It haz everything u need tu helping peeepz rekuver frum deh Splortz!!
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If u b needing moar halp, wii haz awl kindz uf thingz.
Dere b a wiki linked up at deh top uv deh page adn it b full uv gud thingz tu lukking at and lerning frum.
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Adn I haz helperz on mai blog at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
and Splort info at
http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/judsons-splort-repair/
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Adn uv korse, u kin awlwayz asking heer!! sumwun will b bai and ansering u kuz dese b deh frenlyest peepz arownd.
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*handz nh a chokklit martoonee
*klinkee glassez
Cheez!!
Oh Hai cweenmj! I haz maed u mai cheezfrend! Yiipeee!
ohai MM. glad u could stawp by !
Ai valyew mah eyez, I mooves out der wai, or shuts dem an waytes fer der claws. Possibil sum teefs aswell..
DIS SAME KITTEH AS WEARIN A GREEN KNIT CAP IN ANUTHER PIKSHUR – I IZ IN LOVES WIF HIM!
Kitteh turnz hed upsidesdown.
“Hao u gets unner da floor?”
dis da link kitteh? yaiz! iz wun uv mah favoritez!! ^_\\
Bebbe hovercat haz to use hiz trayning feets!
I LOVE using a large sized version of this picture as my wallpaper at work. Messes with people’s minds, it does.
oh, dose feetsez r so kyoot! ai wantz dose feetz!
mai levitayshun
let me show you it
LOL!!
Kittee piddees — so cyoot!
Flotez lyke a butturflyy!
Hurtz lyke a bii!
Thar aynt nobuddii
Az QTE as mii!
LOOKIT DAT FAYCE!!!!!! LOOOOK AT IT!!!!!
Dat’s awl I has to sez ’bout dat!!!
N teh pinkee pinkee toepads! N teh belleh!
Phew! Reelee gud fing ai R waring mai FCHRG(wdoi) n hokkey hellmit!
an teh teeeeenie tiiiiiiiiny little harbls!
sew koot! its a lebel elebenty splort warning:)
o hay peepz, kitteh has anti gravitashun devise
uh? hao to turn fis tang off?
Hay, haow dew ai git down frum heer?
kwite a fabulus pickture…