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No pooter, tiem fur petz
Conga rats on the nawt sekkind tawp spot.
Hoaw should we sillybrates?
How ’bout meetin fer kawfee at Al’s Oasis? hehe
Cheezmeet wif the onlee 2 cheezs onna map fron SD?
If we can work out tyme Y nawt?
I willz come…
Good job, goosey!
Wud cheezpeeps from Minnesnowta be loud?
Shirley if Uz frum Mennsnowta you can be loud
Sawwee, mah naem’s nawt Shirley… is Lee
Wen bee da Midwess Cheezmeet? 
doan know, we just fink uf having it jus naow. :confused:
Otay! Wellz, ai beh intwested in bisiting cheezmeet.
Mehhbeh ai cud hewps 2!
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mwahahaha beat that thur!!
Also cushions *heddesk*
Why u cant see frew me?
U makez a bedder wall tahn a window.
but i need tu C mah compyooter so I can go C lolcats!!!
at leest I wont get no cumpyooter vairuses…
Y U need Lolcatz when dere is a Floofee cat wanting petting and snorgles in frunt of U?
Oh, dis pikshur meks me wanna leef werk an go home to kissin an snorgling mah own floofee kittehs!
Why am ai ats werk when ai hab 3 floofee kitttehs wat needs pettin and gushie fuds?
cawz yoo needs to find munnies for teh gushifuds!
Aiz tell mai free kittehs evree mornin dats aiz gots to get reddee to goes to werk to mayks teh muneez to bai teh kitteh fuds. Wunder wai Aiz no menshun teh peepuls fuds?? Awlso needz monees fur teh v-e-t n teh meds dat Manfred needz. Aiz reelee lyks mai PB&J dinnerz!!
PB&J….wot, no makaroonee & CHEEZ?
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lergic to melks!
OOH the bloo and the whyte layser eyes. The whyte booties, the extra floofy tayl….Luks liek my nawt sekkund kitteh dat is waiting at the bridge.
Whar’s mai CHRG??
Too laytes… SSSSPPPPPPLOOOOOOORTSSSSS!
Sorree waz postin mai own commin n furgets to open teh CCC doors! AI cleens u up!
*sweep, sweep
scoop, scoop*
Mai ur brayns r messee!!
* stuff ur brayns in hed
n pat, pat to mayk dem fits
puts CHRG on WRR n tayp down
wif lotsa dukee tayp*
Der – ai finks ur awl set!
It r a berreh bootifull kitteh.
*nods sollumlee*
West_River_rat!!
Lucky yoo! Ai’m kwite shur yoo don’t know it – but yur splort haz just bin fixed bai teh O’Rijinal Inventor ov teh CCC!!
*bowing to awl teh a plws*
Fank u Janet!
Nao ai gibs a plaws to teh O’Rijinal Inbenter ob the CHRG(wdoi) – JanetCanHas4Kittehs!!!
Hao ’bout da fishez beehin’ da kitteh?
lid bee tilted…
looks like ebbidense ub shennannyguns….
I thot deh she nannys wuz goatz, not gunz.
yup. i has a feline dat sumfing fishy is definitelee goin on here.
ICHC onlee syt alloud fur u to vyu! Mayb aiz lets u see hot goggeh syt 2, but mayb nots. Kittehs bettr dan goggies NEway.
Hi ManfredMom. Seeing ur name gabe me a happy.
*sigh*
I needs too bee here moar. :/
Yes!!! Yes, yoo do! Ai wuz just wundering where yoo haz bin! An missing yoo, too!
white socks and fluffy little rear don’t scare me.
waddabout da 2 color laysers adn teh elebenty pointee ends?
Ah thnk thiz iz McCatfee soffwair.
OMCC!!!!
WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumbodee gibs mi teh snorgle snorkel. Ai gonna b heer a whiel.
Talk amungst urselbs….
Later in the same house, the husband goes to his computer.
Husband: Honey! Why is there so much cat hair in the laptop?
this comment could really go wrong.
*snurt*
Kafleen! Gitcher mynd out-da guttur!
Haow did her mynd get inda gutter?
Did U splort kafleen?
HEY! I did not say HOW it could go wrong!!!
Flooffee Kitteh iz
nawt centurr ubz attenshun.
Dat willz chaynjj kwikklee!
Flooffee Kitteh feenkz
Kilkkee Board mayz ekksellentz
Napz tyme playss. Hewminz
willz habz 2 luuk sum
uddurr playss 4 dayr jawleez
andz Innurrnetz Pr0n
Jack.
ZOMG!!!
Wut happuninged tu deh Cheezpeepz map 
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I sry. I noez dis will shokking sum uv u. But I had to forming a cupplol moar kololoneez. Adn deh numberz indicated dat Misheegan, home uv ower deer Janet needed tu b wun uv deh Kololoneez. Adn deh uzzer…r u sitting down? … kumfee? … got a pillow and blankee? …… ok. deh uzzer kololonee ….. u shur u ok? …… deh uzzer gnu Kololonee b TTI.
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I noez. Deh TTIerz not used tu being a Kololonee. Heer, haz a cuppa tea and a biskit. u’ll get over it.
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u kin seeing deh map heer.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Oh, I heer u now…. u b lukking at deh map adn saying ‘Hay!! cween! u fergot Pawz4Thot and AllyBally.’ No, i didn’t fergitting dem. Pawz b in deh Hebrideez and Ally b in deh Orkneez; both setz uv eye landz b part uv Skotland. Witch, I hav on gud athoritea, iz NOT TTI. Just asking dem, adn dey will telling u.
‘Kololony’ so much teh awsum
Thx!
If onlee ‘klolonoscopy’ wuz haff tihs awsum, evreewun wud wunt wun!
*SNERT* Aiz hadz mai shayr ob teh kolonoskopeez!
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Innerveshun cat will stawp ur pr0n addikshun.
Admitten u has a problum is teh furst step.
Ooooh! Somebodies gotta be kissin dat fluffy tummeh!
Dat be one kitteh wif a soft furry tummeh wot needs kissin!
*SMOOCHES de kitteh tummeh*
SPLORT WARNING, click mah naem foar sum new spooklet related hed splozhuns, nao wif extendedededed kitteh fambly membarz too.
*returnz frum TCz fotoz wif CHRG lukking batterd adn stretcht.*
Ooh dem b splortashuz babeh-kittehz dhere. I b thinking i going tu deh Ty boot eek and gitting a new CHRG. Dis wun b week after awl deh Splorting latelee.
Sweeeet…your Snowflake luks a lawt lyke mah late, great fur-behbeh, Monkey! Himz was onlee 4 weeks old when himz akwired us, hadz to be weaned wif a dawl-bottul, and wuz de runt uv der litter. He growed to a whompin’ 17 lbs uv mussle, considderd me to be his mom, and regulurrlee told the rest uv der wurld to just buzz off! He wuz haf-Siameez, and all spoilded-brat! He crawsst the bridge 2 yeerz ago, at age 15, and I still missez himz…damm fine kitteh!
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That iz a wunderful tribyoot to yur fur-behbeh Monkey! An ai am shur yoo still misses him grately! {{{{{{EbilRedKitteh}}}}}}
Oh my goodness. How do you manage to get outside the house with all that cuteness going on every day?
just barely.
SRSLY.
When teh Spooklets haz wownd down frum teihr 4:00 am freekfest, tehy all cudlols up on teh bed next to meh and if i did not need teh monies, i would skip werk all togetehr and remayn in nap-mode wif mah kittehs
Oh, sweet floofy kitteh,
To u I will admit
I’m dicted to ICHC
I simplee cannut kwit!
But I don finks itsa problim
unless my brane goze “splort!”
Tehn I’m mediatlee reskued
by a Cheezland frend/cohort.
No, teh problim izzun myne,
not akordin to me,
sinse tyme here duzzin hurt a tihng
Juss aks mai boss an familee!
Oh, wuts taht, Boss?
U bleeves taht I bin slackin?
An famlee, wutchoo whynin bowt?
Is onlee dinnur taht yur lackin!
OK, Kitteh, I’ll turni toff
an pai moar tenshun to yoos.
Ur rite, I shud be at ur beckencall,
No moar interwebs excyoos!
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SHHHH! Don tell Kitteh!
I gotta do wun moar lurkee!
Wut? U thinx I’d giv up ICHC?
Sertinly not cole turkee!
*applolsauce, applol sauce!!!*
*wistuling and cheering!!!!**
FTW!!! Jenniffuurr dat b awsum!!
SNERKABILITY faktur=Off teh raydahrz
Yays Jenniffuurr! Ai lubs “turni toff”!
Wow! Dat’s awsum!
Jenniffurr!! that IZ teh awesum!! Ai spesshullee laiks teh riming ov “splort” and “cohort.”
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Applolsause!! Applolsause!!!
Jagr izza JIINYUSS
u didn know taht
i gets hrbl msaaage
from yr keybored
all thees yearz?
I can’t believe no one has said this yet:
“Catlike typing detected.”
An u sed it best!
*()-jnfdajir.
DWY’[; ‘T&}_
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which, interpreted and transliterated from the original manuscript recently found a in the catacombs in Chat eau, means:
*()-jnfdajir.
DWY’[; ‘T&}_
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Mai Barney speeks this languij verree well!
Teh passwerdz Ai doan noes it….Do Ai hear a can opener?
Ohai ebbreebodee! Hao r u awl 2nite? Ai jus hoem frum lawwwwwwg dai. Aneebodee ’round?
Gud ebening, BDM!!! did u habing deh gud day??
nawt sekond part nawt so grate akshually, butt eet gotted butter, and nao Ai m snorgling mah Buddy and bizitin mah cheezfrenz… so nao eet MUSH moer butter!
Heer ya go, haz a nice hawt chokklit wif deh whippe creem and deh sprinklolz. Bayleez opshunlol. Dat shud warming u up on a kold minnee soda nite.
Awwww, FANX CweenMJ! Uuz da bestest!
oh hay, iz teh hacker kitteh. iz beliefs teh sistem can be overide… by rubing teh furwal’s bellees OAR feedz it cheezburger.
Iz dat deh inklusive OAR, oar deh exklusive OAR?
Iz dat teh OAR frum teh gnu 2 LOLs back?
Oar…use commandz “ctrl/alt/insert-catnip”…
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Oh Hai ebilred! i dont think I haz metted u bfer.
May i xtend a floofee paw tu u? Welkum tu Cheezland!!
Tanx, cweenmj! I iz noo here…but haz been a cat-survunt for a few decades! *extendz sleek, color-pointed paw and greetz cween* Glad to bee heer!
Welkumz! Ai beh sorta gnu, too, butt ai iz a postypantz
Dis beh a GRATE happi plaes.
Kewl beenz! loox lyke a fun happee playz…
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Hai EbilRedKitteh! May ai too welcome yoo heer?
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*extends floofy whyte paw in frenship*
Purrz and hed-butts paw…
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Welcumz.
Ai haz happee tayl dans fur U.
Der iz martoonees in dat pichur, and mintee chawklit grasshoppers.
Tankyoo…mmm, martooniez! Guess I’ll break owt da blendur & mayk up sum kaw-loo-ahh milkshaykez fer all…
=^..^=
Kitteh has BEOD
Kitteh has gween & whiteh eyez!
Iz teh ebul looks?
des it bait if i tach its belly?
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