Comments on: Dat innocent look may work

By: vrempire

vrempire — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:35:38 +0000

oohhh… A siamese twin. Sem bodi, diferen pesonaliti.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:32:24 +0000

yes bawss…
oh wate… EM is teh bawss nawt yu… whyre yu warin maus eers rhsb?

By: EbilRedKitteh

EbilRedKitteh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:23:50 +0000

Oh, hai dere! I’z noo here! No haz a chawklitt martooni, but lawts of home-mayde spiced rum to share! (opens large brown jug)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:11:49 +0000

hai Janet!!!

{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:04:49 +0000

ZOMG!!! Wut happuninged tu deh Cheezpeepz map:?:
.
I sry. I noez dis will shokking sum uv u. But I had to forming a cupplol moar kololoneez. Adn deh numberz indicated dat Misheegan, home uv ower deer Janet needed tu b wun uv deh Kololoneez. Adn deh uzzer…r u sitting down? … kumfee? … got a pillow and blankee? …… ok. deh uzzer kololonee ….. u shur u ok? …… deh uzzer gnu Kololonee b TTI.
.
I noez. Deh TTIerz not used tu being a Kololonee. Heer, haz a cuppa tea and a biskit. u’ll get over it.
.
u kin seeing deh map heer.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
.

Oh, I heer u now…. u b lukking at deh map adn saying ‘Hay!! cween! u fergot Pawz4Thot and AllyBally.’ No, i didn’t fergitting dem. Pawz b in deh Hebrideez and Ally b in deh Orkneez; both setz uv eye landz b part uv Skotland. Witch, I hav on gud athoritea, iz NOT TTI. Just asking dem, adn dey will telling u.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:58:08 +0000

No aislelashes???
.
*goes to luk*

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:56:32 +0000

Me too!! Awlwaiz so nice to see peepl hoo ar nawt heer so offen. But ai’ve bin missing so much maiself fur teh past sebral munths taht ai’m nawt shur enemoar hoo iz ahwere wehn!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:54:11 +0000

Jack! Don’t we awlwayz??? Mai kittehs can maek teh wurst mess – an tehn luk so kyoot ai just smyol and . . .walk away!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:51:58 +0000

Ai shud send yoo sum ov these things! Yoo wud laik them, ai am shur!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:36:32 +0000

Syummeez Kittehz
arz massturrz ubz luukeeng t3h
innoasentz, awllso

masturrz ubz maykeengz
t3h havvukk andz deestrukkshun
ebbeewaryz dayz goez

A terribull noyze!
Syameez Kitteh luukengz
awllz t3h innosentz

Hewminz canz eevurr
luukz at t3h innoasentz
oarz luukeengz atz mess

Syameez Kitteh
iz kawnfiddentz dat himz will
walkkz away smyleeng!

Jack.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:35:04 +0000

Yeah!!!! I wuz gonna say teh same! Butt then I had a shy, cuz I noe I can
bee teh stoopy sumtimes an bee missing fings… but den I saw
wut lady sed so I secund dat happy!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:33:00 +0000

5 burgurs fur dat cyootness….

Hey. Dat reemines meh.

rnt wee gonna get burgurs soon??
cuz teh loading wiff pages is eesier now???

*wiggulls impashuntlee wiff antissypassion*

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:30:59 +0000

ruh roh.

I finkso i r beehind on teh news….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:30:53 +0000

Jes teh wai wii lyk it!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:30:30 +0000

ooooo i noe dat look/feeling…..

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:30:15 +0000

LOL!!! Elebenty cheezburgers 4 u!

@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:29:54 +0000

*falls over laffing*
dat r juss sick an wrong….

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:29:26 +0000

2_k! ware did u learn 2 b sew nawtee? R ai a bad inflooints awn u?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:26:47 +0000

Ai LUBZ teh Rednex!

Ai has teh cd wif dat sawng awn it.

Ohai, West_River_rat. Ai iz rhsb. Nyse 2 meetcha.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:17:07 +0000

Kitteh @ Left: “O hai! luk hu fynaly woek up frum his littal ‘nap’”
Kitteh @ right: “OMG, WTF HAPIND TO MAH HARBLS?!?!”

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:44:54 +0000

the splort stanes awn yer compyooter luuk fresh…
an teh moniter is stikkee frum jooz
an there is a dent in yer desk abowt where yor hed wud hit it
an sallee frum sales complanes abowt yer giggling
r teh spredsheets rilllee that funnee?

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:38:26 +0000

Iffen dey eber ryde bykes, dey’d be Ebil Kerneebil.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:36:15 +0000

ore a sumbuddy dropped kold fings down mai bak luuk…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:35:38 +0000

Couric kitteh interviewing Palin kitteh?

By: Neil

Neil — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:35:17 +0000

Meezers…all Ebil an’ lovabul.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:34:46 +0000

Thx, KG!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:34:44 +0000

paper? doo today? wut paper?
ai dont remember yu sayin anything abowt a paper doo…
…
an nao mai frenz, ai must get bak to writin mai own stoopy skool papers..

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:31:33 +0000

Lukz a bit moar liek “deer-in-teh-hedliets” luek, ahfinksew.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:20:08 +0000

no boss kitteh I has not been cheking ICHC at wurk
I is shure

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:30:28 +0000

*hadns lolnascar teh skript, which iz cobbered wib scratches, catnip, kitty treats adn bits of sparkly things. Whateber writing there woz on it haz long-since been cobered ober.*

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:30:12 +0000

Whar didju com frum whar didju go?
Whar didju com frum kitteh eye Joe?

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:27:25 +0000

Ya, luks like teh one gotted cawt vewing teh p0rn.

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:25:38 +0000

O.
I didnd get teh skript. I fought dis wus teh improv vershun.
so sry.

By: Eee!

Eee! — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:25:10 +0000

Nawww!!

By: catamist

catamist — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:24:37 +0000

oooooo, BUSTED!!!!

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:24:08 +0000

hai!
I youshully r heer in teh am…an latlee thats ben sparinglee :-/ . But fanks for teh “ohai”

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:38 +0000

She did whut?

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:26 +0000

Ohai, {{{{{lolnascar}}}} ai nawt sene yu ina berry lawng tiem. iz nais tu habbing yu bak.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:23 +0000

Ummmm….. down’t hoomins lyke ded lizzurds? Dey wach moobies wib big ded lizzurds.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:18:26 +0000

Noe, der’s noe I R Innocent on teh skript. It’s I R Baboon adn I Am Weasel.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:16:05 +0000

*offurz Annipuss a hoooge bag ob catnip adn all-year tikkits tu teh NB* Well, iffen luuks won’t work, try bribery.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:10:57 +0000

*gasp*
no i-lashes??
no wonders!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:10:42 +0000

Thx WRr iz a lawng tiem sins Ai wuz singed 2!

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:09:24 +0000

Conga rats on nawt sekkund ty wif Leeza-b.

Haz a chonklit martooni and sum shoofly pi.

Ai serran, seeran… sing 2 U while U nom.

If it hadden been for kitteh eyed Joe,
Eyed a been married a long tyme ago…

By: kevinsgrrl

kevinsgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:08:48 +0000

Congrats on nawt-second Annipuss!

By: Ravensqueaker

Ravensqueaker — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:07:25 +0000

I art inoocent! Rly!!!

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:04:34 +0000

U puts wut inna hyoomin fuds?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:04:26 +0000

kittehs no has eylelashes
may be they can has glittur whiskas

By: lolnascar

lolnascar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:02:02 +0000

bbbut, i r innocent!
i swares

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:01:14 +0000

Maynlee `coz Ai do teh saem fingz…