Dat innocent look may work
Dat innocent look may work with hoomans, but not me
c’mon. look at dis innocent face. hao can u git mad at me?
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Ai aer wyze 2 ur trix
Maynlee `coz Ai do teh saem fingz…
*offurz Annipuss a hoooge bag ob catnip adn all-year tikkits tu teh NB* Well, iffen luuks won’t work, try bribery.
Conga rats on nawt sekkund ty wif Leeza-b.
Haz a chonklit martooni and sum shoofly pi.
Ai serran, seeran… sing 2 U while U nom.
If it hadden been for kitteh eyed Joe,
Eyed a been married a long tyme ago…
Thx WRr iz a lawng tiem sins Ai wuz singed 2!
Whar didju com frum whar didju go?
Whar didju com frum kitteh eye Joe?
Ai LUBZ teh Rednex!
Ai has teh cd wif dat sawng awn it.
Ohai, West_River_rat. Ai iz rhsb. Nyse 2 meetcha.
Oh, hai dere! I’z noo here! No haz a chawklitt martooni, but lawts of home-mayde spiced rum to share! (opens large brown jug)
u needs glittur i lashez.
kittehs no has eylelashes
may be they can has glittur whiskas
*gasp*
no i-lashes??
no wonders!!
No aislelashes???
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*goes to luk*
bbbut, i r innocent!
i swares
Noe, der’s noe I R Innocent on teh skript. It’s I R Baboon adn I Am Weasel.
O.
I didnd get teh skript. I fought dis wus teh improv vershun.
so sry.
*hadns lolnascar teh skript, which iz cobbered wib scratches, catnip, kitty treats adn bits of sparkly things. Whateber writing there woz on it haz long-since been cobered ober.*
Ohai, {{{{{lolnascar}}}} ai nawt sene yu ina berry lawng tiem. iz nais tu habbing yu bak.
hai!
. But fanks for teh “ohai” 
I youshully r heer in teh am…an latlee thats ben sparinglee
Yeah!!!! I wuz gonna say teh same! Butt then I had a shy, cuz I noe I can
but den I saw
bee teh stoopy sumtimes an bee missing fings…
wut lady sed so I secund dat happy!
Me too!! Awlwaiz so nice to see peepl hoo ar nawt heer so offen. But ai’ve bin missing so much maiself fur teh past sebral munths taht ai’m nawt shur enemoar hoo iz ahwere wehn!
hai Janet!!!
{{{{{{janet}}}}}}}}
U puts wut inna hyoomin fuds?
Ummmm….. down’t hoomins lyke ded lizzurds? Dey wach moobies wib big ded lizzurds.
I art inoocent! Rly!!!
Congrats on nawt-second Annipuss!
Thx, KG!
She did whut?
oooooo, BUSTED!!!!
Ya, luks like teh one gotted cawt vewing teh p0rn.
Nawww!!
no boss kitteh I has not been cheking ICHC at wurk
I is shure
the splort stanes awn yer compyooter luuk fresh…
an teh moniter is stikkee frum jooz
an there is a dent in yer desk abowt where yor hed wud hit it
an sallee frum sales complanes abowt yer giggling
r teh spredsheets rilllee that funnee?
5 burgurs fur dat cyootness….
Hey. Dat reemines meh.
rnt wee gonna get burgurs soon??
cuz teh loading wiff pages is eesier now???
*wiggulls impashuntlee wiff antissypassion*
2_k! ware did u learn 2 b sew nawtee?
R ai a bad inflooints awn u?
yes bawss…
oh wate… EM is teh bawss nawt yu… whyre yu warin maus eers rhsb?
Lukz a bit moar liek “deer-in-teh-hedliets” luek, ahfinksew.
Couric kitteh interviewing Palin kitteh?
ruh roh.
I finkso i r beehind on teh news….
Ai shud send yoo sum ov these things! Yoo wud laik them, ai am shur!
ore a sumbuddy dropped kold fings down mai bak luuk…
paper? doo today? wut paper?
ai dont remember yu sayin anything abowt a paper doo…
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an nao mai frenz, ai must get bak to writin mai own stoopy skool papers..
ooooo i noe dat look/feeling…..
Meezers…all Ebil an’ lovabul.
Iffen dey eber ryde bykes, dey’d be Ebil Kerneebil.
Kitteh @ Left: “O hai! luk hu fynaly woek up frum his littal ‘nap’”
Kitteh @ right: “OMG, WTF HAPIND TO MAH HARBLS?!?!”
*falls over laffing*
dat r juss sick an wrong….
Jes teh wai wii lyk it!
LOL!!! Elebenty cheezburgers 4 u!
@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
Syummeez Kittehz
arz massturrz ubz luukeeng t3h
innoasentz, awllso
masturrz ubz maykeengz
t3h havvukk andz deestrukkshun
ebbeewaryz dayz goez
A terribull noyze!
Syameez Kitteh luukengz
awllz t3h innosentz
Hewminz canz eevurr
luukz at t3h innoasentz
oarz luukeengz atz mess
Syameez Kitteh
iz kawnfiddentz dat himz will
walkkz away smyleeng!
Jack.
Jack! Don’t we awlwayz??? Mai kittehs can maek teh wurst mess – an tehn luk so kyoot ai just smyol and . . .walk away!!
ZOMG!!!
Wut happuninged tu deh Cheezpeepz map:?:
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I sry. I noez dis will shokking sum uv u. But I had to forming a cupplol moar kololoneez. Adn deh numberz indicated dat Misheegan, home uv ower deer Janet needed tu b wun uv deh Kololoneez. Adn deh uzzer…r u sitting down? … kumfee? … got a pillow and blankee? …… ok. deh uzzer kololonee ….. u shur u ok? …… deh uzzer gnu Kololonee b TTI.
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I noez. Deh TTIerz not used tu being a Kololonee. Heer, haz a cuppa tea and a biskit. u’ll get over it.
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u kin seeing deh map heer.
http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Oh, I heer u now…. u b lukking at deh map adn saying ‘Hay!! cween! u fergot Pawz4Thot and AllyBally.’ No, i didn’t fergitting dem. Pawz b in deh Hebrideez and Ally b in deh Orkneez; both setz uv eye landz b part uv Skotland. Witch, I hav on gud athoritea, iz NOT TTI. Just asking dem, adn dey will telling u.
oohhh… A siamese twin. Sem bodi, diferen pesonaliti.