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of course i fur givez you, baybee
[lil kitteh sez] fangs, mummmy. now can i has an otter cheezbrgr?
OK! First, we take some otter meat and form it into patties…
Hold da bud lite tho plz. iz baby kitteh. kantt drinkz allkahol.
Don wurree, in Cheezlan, Lite meens reeeeeely lite (noe alkeehool, noe kalories, noe fat etc.) u c ?
oh noes!!!
otters aer our frends, not fud. so, i will go get the soyhydorlizedottermeet substitoot at dah EarthyCrunchyStoar. BRB.
Then we fry it up in a hot pan until it’s medium-rare…
Add a slice of process cheese food-like substance…
Lightly toast some squishy american white bread buns…
Put the patty on top…
Slather liberally with ketchup and yellow mustard…
And… Voila!
EW!
No faux fromage s’il vous plait!!
Et skwishee pain blanc? ketchup??
EW EW EW
en baguette, plzthx, reel cheez and herbal stoan ground moutard.
no otter way to do it.
oh. day don’t haz the imitation processed cheez fud produkt at
EarthyKrunchy SuperMercado. But thay can haz:
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Andouille sossaj made frum wild Andouilleez
Bakon maid frum tofutibeest
Cheez (verystinkee) maid frum gote smilk
Darjeelink teas
E…
Erlie pees
Fresh pikked berriez
Gudfuru stuffs
Early burd (da wun dat katjes da wurm)
Floffy marshsiemallows
Grated italeean cheez
Itty bitty cheez pebles
Jack0Lanturn starter kit
Kibbuls frum organikly groan kibbulbeests
Limóns, which are limes to Pruvianz.
Marsh mellows made by Marshwigguls
Nonpareils
Opossum fud
P…
Peeces of meeses
Quivut (musk ox)
Rutabeggars, hoo ar begging fer…
S…
Sweetpeas, not pikkuled
Tendrilz, pikkuled )sekkrit ingredient fur mufflettas
Uncongealed salad
V…
Veggie cheezburgerz (pleh!)
Whoal weet bunz
Xtra speshul sawce
Yello stringy beenz
Zebra striped caiks (nawt maid frum akshul zebras)
Veritaserum (can wee give sum to da candy dates?)
We can’t take the trufe. so nebbermin
Xotik froots
Yellow citrus, known as lemons to us, but “lima” to pruvians.
Zinger, red, tea
*tender tendrils reach out to hug Pwned*
Good to see you! how you are?
*snuggles an enjoys teh tendrilhug*
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I’z doing well — yestidai wuz a low-energy dai, but todai I’z alreddy gone fer mai walkies, an am jes kinda wating fer teh snow to show up heer! Iz Day 69 — onlee 31 to go befoar I can return to somewhat nermal life!
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how’s fings bai yoo, mai deer?
oh, does! non’t day seer!
oops. oh, noes, don’t say deer- dey nibbuls on the tendrils!!
Msatshwigguls!!
kibbulbeests!!
WaANT erm WWWAANNNTT!!!!
Erm. dat iz: “Marshwigguls”
oh noes! comments wont nest below this level!
i haz snorked at dis
Heyba heyba now…noba need for da vioblence to da fambly!
hold teh burger, bun and all teh cheez but teh milks plz.
fankx. you triggur’d a near wurm. sigh.
*brightens*
iguess i need to updaet da extraterrestrialalien response system anyways.
so i shares!
♫hold da pikkuls, hold da lettus,
speshul ordurz don’t upset us
all wee ax is dat yu lettus Serb it yur way…
I likez dis vershun.
http://www.bestads.tv/view/654/burger-king-the-whopperettes/
ooo datz da funny. i can be da one in da green wif da pikkulz?
But wassup wif dat creepy guy in da king mask? I nebber unnerstood why they used that…meks me wanna eat tofu burgers at home if there’s eben teh remotest pawsibiliteas dat i wood see im at BK.
yup, *nods noingly* He’s ta stryange. But in da burgur pileup. I wud wanna be top bun ifinkso. Odder ingreedients is da oof.
omiygosh dat wunz so kyoot! dat mommi bettr hav 4givn
Ah geeez!
*SPLORT!*
Two in a row! Blarrgh!
*KLONK!*
Iz not having ur own kitteh is making u more susesplortestible?
U needs a kitten… it bilds up teh ‘moonitiees.
*puts visor/blondfold back on maus and hands him teh skotch bottlol*
*GlugGlugGlugGlugGlugGlugGlug*
*BUUURRRP!*
Fanksh, Lleezza!
*Hick*
wotoodo?wotoodo?wotoodo?wotoodo?wotoodo?
*wringz paws*
i no can has license to opera hate the CCC!!!!
(lost my licenz; long storee)
okays i do furst aid…
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
titely waps Maus wif tendrilz 0 doom to contayn splortaj
MrrphMumbleFramp!
[muffled sounds emannatink frum cukoon wif the Maus inside]
oh, too bad. you canna get teh skotch fru da tendrilz? i hazza sad fur you.
Shumhow I mananananged!
*Hick*
I finks teh fyumes frum teh scotch melterded teh tendrilses…
o sweetpea, he’z mistaken ifinkso.
I dont fink skotch can melt ur tendrillz.
Howebber… they may be a littul pikkled.
Yum! Pickled Tendrils!
*NomNomNomNomNomNomNomNomNom*
*BUUURRRPPP!*
*Hick*
Boi has u guies created a monstur frum owr Maus!
Hao u gonna ’splain dis 2 Mrs Maus? Hmmm?
Sshplain? Sshplain whut?
*Hick*
Teh mess ur in, foar starturs!
U r a dubblol-splorted, drunken, pickled-tendril-eetin mess!
Oh an u cawled mi a hick!
Nawt nyse, Maus. Nawt nyse.
**beeg sad sigh**
I’ll take care of him, Minion…
*Get out a giant funnel, puts in in Maus’ mouth*
*Pick up a gallon bucket of espresso*
*Pours it in the funnel*
That should do the trick!
Dis iz a switch. EM bein teh gud gui an Maus bein teh bad wun.
Mai hed is startin 2 hurt frum awl teh confuzzlement. Besidez, Gremlin put braynes in mai hed. Imadjin dat…..braynes in MAI hed!
ZOMG NOEZZZZ!!!! Noaw u haz deh
WIDE AWAKE BESOTTED Maus!!
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nuffing gud can kum uv dis.
*backs away kwietly*
mj u have xtra rooms in ur excape bubblol?
*Maus begins to shudder violently*
*Smoke starts to come out of his ears*
*He jumps into the middle of the room*
♫♫ TWOOOOO BIIITTSS! ♫♫
i doan fink I haz a bubblol big enuf fur awl uv us. mebbe a whole hanfull uv liddlol bubblolz??
° * ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه٭ ۪ ۪ ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο▒° ⌂*·̣̣ ☼б Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ •… ☼○ο ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ • ▒ ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه ٭ ۪ ° ⌂*·̣̣° * ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه٭ ۪ ۪ ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο▒° ⌂*·̣̣ ☼б Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ •… ☼○ο ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ • ▒ ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه ٭ ۪ ° ⌂*·̣̣° * ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه٭ ۪ ۪ ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο▒° ⌂*·̣̣ ☼б Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ •… ☼○ο ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ • ▒ ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه ٭ ۪ ° ⌂*·̣̣° * ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه٭ ۪ ۪ ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο▒° ⌂*·̣̣ ☼б Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ •… ☼○ο ⌂ • ☼ ○ ο Ợ̃ ̣ ه٭ ۪Ọ ۪ ⌂ • ▒ ·̣̣ б ̣ ̣ ه ٭ ۪ ° ⌂*·̣̣
OOOoooh! Whut luvlee bubblols!
*reeches orinj paw up, tuches a bubblol*
ware oh ware r the weazles when u need them?
*Looks around*
How did I get here?
And why do I have a HUGE headache?
*Wanders away*
wut?
did sumbudy say weezil?
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http://www.scienceblogs.com/strangerfruit/2008/10/monday_mustelid_35.php
Two hours late….. but *now laffin at Maus’ Roger Rabbit impurrsunation*
Thanks fer noticing, NS…
Kyoooot weezil, Fleep!
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Nao we know wai yoo luk at teh Science Blogs – awl teh kyoot animules.
Ai think ai need to rewatch mai Roger Rabbit!!! Ai NOOO it seemed furmilear,
but ai cun’t put mai finger awn it!
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Gud wun, Maus!! Yur cleverness – ai admires it!!
*ahem*
dose were teh Roger Rabbit weezles I was referring 2.
altho Phillipe’s wuz mitey cute!
Ov CORSE!! itz awl cleeer to me nao!
Duz u heer a straynj sawng Maus? sumfink abow koktaylz fur too or sumfink abowt kleen-kleenkin n anuvver dreenkz?
kleenk-kleenk.
noe!! SPLORT ALEERRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!
May ai mav mai PI nao?
3.14159etc
O, I did nawt c yr kawment b-4 poastin mainz. Pleez tu see ansur sebrul poasts b-lo.
Hao dus wun “mav” PI? izit a nu way ov nommin??
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But maybee wun cud “mav” sum PI. If ai were Mary O, ai wud know it!
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Nope!
I thot mav wuz a noo variant uv teh verb “to blaythe.”
And as we awl noes, to blaythe meens to bluff!
Ipso fakto ergonomnomnomiks – J4K wuz bluffing! Ther reelly is no pi!
Sowee Janet, ai didn meen tu make yu blush an bee teh sad!!! Mee bad!
k, goin tu bed naow tu fink abowt mai naw-t-ness, gud nite.
Oh {{{{AfriCat}}}} Ai wuz nawt reelee sad. Just – miffed wif maiself!
Mebbee itz a wai uv nommin wen u iz a Mavrick. Lyke wiv wingks adn yu betchas. Adn sneekin eggstra PI …
Ooops, sory, mai plolitikkle leenings iz shoaing. Oh, watthehell, “No on 8!”
Been wantin tu sai dat eber sinz heerin abowt teh lubbly (strait) marrij ub de Gremliz. Merrij fur ebbrywuns! Dat wantz it, ennywais. I shutz up naow.
Thanks fur teh sugjeschun, RBF!! Ai think maybee yur leenings ar laik moast ebreewun else heer! But – ai can’t figure owt waht yoo meen wif “No on 8??”
Iz proppyzishun heer in Callyfornya to say no gay marridges alowd. I haz alreddy boted, becuz mai DH adn I iz purrminent absinty boters (hee iz disaybuld adn I iz takin abantidge uv mai “cairtaykur” statiss.) Dere iz seberl gai cuppulz in mai cherch, sum maryd adn sum not, adn dey iz nise famileez, sum wiv kidz tu. Sumtymez maridge iz awlso a wai uv helpin de wun yoo luv moast inna whirld, lyke wiv teh Gremlinz.
J4K! Ohai! Yoo haz a pikshor uv yorself – hao kyoot!
And nao, as uv this mornink, I haz a pikshor uv meh too!
Teh avatar is a pikshor uv me when I wuz holdin mah beeg orinj kitteh-boi. Nao yoo kin awl see it!
Well – it wuz ai wehn ai wuz 28!!
Ai thot it wud bee gud fur DameJanet. But az JCH4K ai purrfur thiz “Violetta” (frum “La Traviata” – Verdi – Sandra Bpynton) kitteh. Feels moar laik me! LOL!!!
der is Bpynto Travita? Iz someting Ai kanz reed? oar heer?
Shee (Boynton, butt also La Traviata) mai favorites!! Liek deh Pigoreean Chant!!
Luks liek luvlee picshur.
“Bpynton”
Wau deez fluffy pawse can nawt type? Ize needz new kee bord.
Oat neu proof reeder.
Dats “Oar” and “Wai” Hmf
An AI laik finally to see teh fabulous Gremlin ai hav bin heering so much about ! Ai still remembur Gremilin’s strong oranj paws jentlee lifting paul frum hiz wheelchayre so he cud dans wif us!
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But – can yoo put this sumwhere wehre we can see itbetter??? It’s so tinee!! Maybee awn yur profyle??
Ohai, Janet. Teh pikshor on mah avatar is teh tynee. I also haz it with teh pikshors on mah profyle. So yoo kan see me, an yoo kan see teh reel orinj Gremlin in himz naytiv habbytat (that wuld hav bin in himz momma’s arms).
Yes, that wuz fun, when Paul got up owt uv teh wheelchayr an dantzed with us, throo teh meerakul uv teh innertoobs and ICHC. I wunders wher Paul haz bin. We haz nawt seen him laytelee.
Lessee if this linky will post. I mayded my avatar into a LOL so yoo kin see teh pikshor beddur:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2430484
Ai liek pi…n pie. Dat candy-dayt hoo b runnin 4 prezee dent lieks teh pi. Him wuns talkd abowt hao him n sum wun els can has sum pi.
Patrick!! Hao nice to see yoo again!
I b gud boy frum now on.
*paw crost behind bak*
*sternly* Hey! I saw that! Unkroxx those paws ther, kiddo!
hoo me?
… Iz secretsly tasting you for later ‘nomings
mom haz a flavr?
Mahm tases lyk lub.
Awwww!
Nom on Mom?
Prolly nawt gud eyedea.
Hop on Pop wuz nawt sucha gud idear eether, mebbe . . .
Mebbe dats whai teh bebbeh iz in trubblol.
Awww….Splort! Thunk!
Ai r ded ded ded frum teh kyoot.
Oh noes, rhsb is down! Plz nawt to be ded! I coems bak an sayvs yoo!
**opens eies a littlol an speeks kwietlee** Ohai gremlin. R u shure u gots teh strenf 2 halp mi, speshully aftur wiik-en?
OK, aym bak! Havving hung owt in teh hospittal laytlee, I is certyfied to halp Dr. TinyCat! Here goes:
Brayns awl over! Verreh messeh. We scoops em up! *SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP!*
I smushes em bak in teh hed! *SMUSH SMUSH SMUSH*
Zip teh hed bak shut wit fancee zippy stuffs *ZIP ZIP ZIP*
Tayp on top, like so. *TAYP TAYP TAYP*
I haz to wayr teh tabbey kyootniss redukshun glasses awl teh tyme at hoem. Lukky I haz sum eggstra payrs today!
*tabbey kyootniss redukshun glasses onna fayce*
Blankee, to keep yooo warm whyl teh brayns heels! *TUK TUK*
Rest nao!
Braynes? U put brayns in mai hed?
Wow. Dat will feel diffrint!
Mommy alwaiz furgibz her liddle darlinz
And then they goes rite back out and is bad again.
Iz teh suuuuurrrr.kul uv laiiiiiiif! An it….no wayt, dat b sumfin difrint.
But wen mommie gets owld enuff, she can do nawty fings 2 get her owen bakk!
(leestwaiz, dats wat mai mom did!)
Yesh, adn Aim sssseeeeewwwwwww lukin 4ward 2 itz!
(Fank gudness fr kyoot ridukshun glassiz.)
Yez, I furgivz u, but stil no pai. U onlee getz pai if u faindz yr mittenz, nawt wen u iz sawree u frowd dem daon teh storm drayn.
Da kitteh lawst hers meetens maibee?
OMG cute bebbeh kitteh
*SPLORT*
I iz ded frum deh eggsesive cuteness of dis adorable bebbeh
2K, tawk to me, tawk to me! Yoo kant be ded! I coemingz bak an sayvs yoo, kwik-lyke!
OK, 2K, aym bak! I yuses teh meddykal skillz I gaynd hangin owt in horspistol:
*puts on teh horspistol scrubs an glubs*
*gitz owt teh mop* *MOP MOP MOP!*
Ther, a liddel bedder. *stops an luks at flor* Well, I misst a few! *MOP MOP!*
Bak in teh hed ther, awl teh happeh brayn cells! *SCOOP! SPLURK! SCOOP!*
Clamp teh hed bak together! Gently! *CLAMP*
Taype it all *TAYP TAYP*
Tabbey kyootniss redukshun shayds for yoo too? I gotta few moar payrs!
*puts glasses on 2K* Yoo luks so kool!
Blankee, lemme see, with liddel kittehs onnit. *TUK TUK*
Nao, lie kwietly fur a minnit. Yoo shuld be gud as noo!
where is I? whut happuned?
It wuz teh kyoot tabbeh that did yoo in. Yoo mite wunna luk away frum this pikshor till yoo gitz yor strength bak!
oh I rememberz now,
the fuzzy furz, the big earses what a cute bebbeh
:holds on CHRG real tite
fanks Gremlin
I beez Ok now
:snuggling in the floofy blankee
Oh Hai Gremlin!! I noez u haz deh gud dr.tinycat skillz. U b deh wun hoo reattchinged mai toe wen i cuttinged it off in deh lite-dabre-dansing ack sea dent.
Yes, I members that! Wuz a diffykult an complex surjery. But yoo luks lyke yoo is fully rekubbered! Izza gud fing we luks owt fur eech uther!
Gremlin does U feelz speshul that all the purrsidenshul and vice
purrsidenshal candydates is hanging around your state so mush
and gibing Uz so mush attenshunz
Ah yes, we feels verreh speshul.
A few weeks bak I wuz leevin mah haus to taky mah then-boyfrend to teh furst hospital vizzit. We took a turn in teh road and lukkd down teh uther way to wher a local froot markit wuz havving ther Oktoberfest. Teh road wuz klosed an ther wuz hunnerts uv peepuls. Amayzifying.
In teh noospaper teh neggst day ther wuz a frunt-payg storeh uv hao Sarah Palin’s bus had stoppd at that verreh froot market. An her dawter pikkt owt 2 pumpkins! So ther yoo haz it, all teh important noos frum Pennsylvayna:
Piper Palin picked a payr uv pumpkins!
Alliterashun U has it!
Piper Palin picks pumpkins
Politics by owr pundits, prognostikayting frum teh Pennsylvaynya pumpkin patch!
*runz away skreeming wif
*mai handz ober mai eerz!!!
Whut, yoo haz Pennsylvaynya politikal prognostikayshun-phobia? Or wuz it teh wurd pumpkin that did it?
Prettee purple pumpkins ar purrrhaps painfullee politkal, particularly wehn Palinin pauses to pik in teh pumping patch, perpetuating hur poopy-hed personification ov Paul teh Plummer.
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An ai know that duzzn’t maek ene sense!!!
If no pi, den howzabout a cheezburgr? Ai r groing kitteh n nedes mai strongs.
All chillerns noe dis trick. speshly kitteh chillrns.
Bitteh kitteh winz momz hart.
ZOMG!!! EPIC SPLORT!!11111!!!!!!!!1
HALP HALp HAlp Halp halp ha……
O noze! sew mennee splorted peeps wif no wun to halp!!
Wheeyewww Wheeyewwww heer cums de CCC
sweepity sweepity ebreewuns braynes
sort sort inno correkt (ai hoap) piles
rinsity rinsity
tuckity tuckity bak inno braynium cabitiez
snapity snapity awn de CHRGs (wdoi)
wrappity wrappity wif duk taype uv mennee rainbo cullers
snuggly snuggly awl peeps inno cheezfrends mappie blankies
offers trai uv hawt choklit & sordid animalol shaped cukkees
*whew*
o fanks elebentyfree taims for da nautsekkund reskew! BF473 u must be spsha… speshi.. clevverist cheezpeep reskewir! i can haz rainbo cullerd thortzez naow… new onz… wonder whoos dey were befoar?
rinsity
Tank Hevinz! Did naot see anywun elz duing dat! Seemz lek wud be Gud Ideah! Esp. if die floorz R leik mien.
Lookit teh teenee tayle! Lookit te tynee pawses!! Lookit teh liddle earses!!! Lookit teh widdle bellee!!!! Lookit teh weeeedle spots awn teh bellee!!!!! (ALERT 5 EXCLAMATION POINTS DETECTED. ALERT!!!!!)… splort…wheeeeeee thud!
AfriCat, speek 2 meh! Haow menne tymez ai gotta tell u 2 ware ur CHRG & HGGs?
sweep sweep, rinse rinse, tuck tuck, otay, u gits de speshul CHRG wif duckies awn it! wrap wrap wif rainbo cullered taype. Heer, haz sum hawt choklit & sordid cukkees! snugglez AC inno floofy blankie & handz a stoofed manatee for cuddling.
Nyce job! Teh manatee wuz a verreh nyce tuch.
AfriCat – whut yoo sed wuz eggzackly whut I wuz thinkin. Teh tayl, teh paws, teh eerz. Well, teh eerz awlmost mayd me fall over in a ded faynt, but I pulld bak frum teh abyss! *whew!* An I just notissd teh liddel furz stikkin strayt owt unner teh tayl. *sigh* Verreh verreh danjruss behbeh!
Dis iz a dangerusly cayuute pixure! Tank CC ai wuz warein mai CHRG & HGGs befour lukin, sew ai cud tri 2 hep!
fank yu! (Phew, bak tu single !, dats betturr) ai knoe, ai allays furrgets mai CHRG. hmmmm, dese nomnomnom sordid cukkees nomnomnom r berree gud, didchoo bake dem? Yum! O, an wear kan ai getz moar ov dese stoofed manatees? dey will make purrfect Krismuss purrsents! aifinkso!
I’m sorry AfriCat but there might not be enough stuffed manatees for presents. We make each one with love, it’s a very long process. Especially considering that we have flippers and it’s really hard to sew under water.
*swims away very sorry for disappointing AC*
Donut wurry AC. I bleeve Gibbocat b habbing a nal tern atiff supple eyer uv stufft man at eez. If u goez tu deh Tybooteek u will find sum, shirley.
But are they made by loving manatees? With their very own flippers? And please not to call me shirley!
shilrlee they must bee! gibbocat stoks nuthing but teh verree finest
merchandize! He must be havin a contrakt wi f yoo.
Umm, fank yu yur majestee!!! … butz y r yu callin mee shirley? ais nawt a gurl!
Don bee sad Hugh_G_Manatee!!! Mebbee yu kan owtsauce teh manufacturring tu Mexicatland oar Siam!!! (Yu knoe, wear teh Siameesers come frum!) Jus make sur teh fakturries nawt usin teh bebbeh-kittehs oar manatees tu doo teh wurk.
Ifn nawt possawbul, fankee aneehoo fur yur wunnerful stoofed manatee!!
naow dat be a sad thawt indeed, bebeh kittehs & lil manatees awl workin inna swetshawp.
*shaiks hed 2 disloge teh thawt*
pixures bebeh kittehs frolikin inna field wif a beeg pond fer de lil manatees 2 swim inn. Dere, dats bedder!
sowee but kittehz don’t work
dey iz royalty
U work dey rule
datz how it wurkz
Ai haz a stuffed manatee — ai rillee duz! Itz got a squeaky fing insied so it squeaks wen yew hugz it bery hard. Itz teh kyoot!
ai wish ai had wun! ai keeps clikkin awn dat advert fer de beeg skwishy animlols ober awn de syde dere, dey r spensive butt sew cayuute!!! iffen dey onlee had a manatee skwishy ai wud bee awl ober itz!
an iz it jus meh or duz aneewun elze fink dat pic awn de “how emo r u” ad iz jus teh creepie?? ai doan meenz 2 offendz anee uv hour emo cheezfrends but dat pic givin me de willees!
Ew. “Cuuuute” lols just lack lolness.
wel, u iz certenly entytled 2 ur opinyon. Nuffin wrong wif cuute in mai estimashun. Nawt enuff cuute in de whirld todai.
2oooooooooooooooo coot!!!
Ai haz a sad coz 3 legged rescew kitteh wos cumin to live wif meh, but foster mom now keepin her. Gud for kitteh butz sadz for meh…
Horray for cheeze to mak a smilee pon mai faish!!
Oh, I am sawree yoo didn git teh kitteh yoo wunted. Hao grayt fur this speshul kitteh that it haz multiple peepuls hoo wunz to udopt it! Izza verreh gud thing.
Fank u Gremlin.
I iz very happeez for kitteh and can go vizit. But there r so meny kittehz noone wantz wif speshal needz ai am sur to finde onootta to luv. Ai do hav 5 awlreddy…
{{{{{TheCatsMutha}}}}} Yu r reeeeeeely a gud kitteh-mommeh!!! Ai bows in awww!
ahm glad 3 leggie kitteh haz a ferever hoam, ai hoap u findz a speshul kitteh 2 joyne u & ur kitteh herd!
Who cud stai mad at dis sweet bebeh? shmoo shmoo!
awww dat so kewt! Kittenz r awlways furgivable!
yes deh cute helps when demz brakes fings you like
like mah kittehz destroying mah favorite lamp in dere morning
stampede last Sunday
Oh,but Momma…yer hed has a flavor….
** nom,nom,nom,nom,nom,nom**
….sorree,guess sumbudde alredde had teh sayme idea above….
GMTA eeck!
Mama’s hed taists lyke luv ai fink!
Ohai, eeck! Hao is yoo? I hazzint seen yoo in a whyls. It soytinlee haz bin a stranj Oktober in mah liddl whurld! Hao bowt yoo?
Ohai,gremlin!!
Werk haz been xtra bizzee so ai haz nawt been playin here
Whut haz mayde your Oktober so stranj ???
Well, eeck. I wayks up and fynds I haz gottin marreed! He wuz sik, he wuz dyin, he needed surjeries, so I marreed heem to sayv heemz lyfe. (Wuz datin fur 22 yeers, so we noes eech uther pritteh gud by nao.) Then he had a meerakul an rekuvverd and duzzint even need surjeries!
Mr. Gremlin is nao rekooperayting at hoem, enjoying teh attenshuns uv owr luvvin tabbykat, Dexter.
WOW !!
U must haz teh heelin powers !!
Congrats awn teh marriage….hope awl continues to be well!
Kisses to bebbeh Dexter !
Troo luv haz teh powr to wurk meerakuls, ifinkso!
I guess this meenz we haz mayd an honnist tabbeh owt uv Dexter!
*splort* *goosh* dere goez mai hed frum teh kyoot ov dis pichur.
baybee kitteh lurvs teh mama kitteh
mama kitteh lurvs teh baybee
awl iz fyne n teh howse
Ohai, brainfire! Stay put! I will be rite bak an halp yoo!
Nao nao nao. Lessee. We haz brayns awl over! Letz git some halp heer.
Dr. TinyCat arrives with teh CCC. Owt jumps a teem uv meddykal eggspurts. They is wayrin hospital skrubs an glubs. Awl uv them is kittehs.
Wun kitteh is scoopin up teh brayns! Anuther is putten em bak innahed! Anuther is kleenin up teh remnants. Anuther is taypin teh hed shut.
Ohai, kittehs. Fangs fur yor halp! Wuld yoo giv me a blankee an sum choklits fur owr frend?
*blankee over teh poor splorted brainfire, sawftlee sawftlee*
An heerz sum choklits. Aw, they is shaped lyke pumpkins!
bebeeh kitteeh …..berry berry purrrty…oh noes….ai iz gonnn to SPLORT….*SPLORT* *SPLORT* ai iz ded!
Oh hai, pinkcyootekitteeh!! I wuz gonna hep u but den I see dat Bluesfan beeted mii tu it!! U b lukky, cuz i b kinda late!!
Nommie Dearest
OKAY. NOW YOU’VE DONE IT. IF YOU NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN, IT’S BECAUSE I’VE SUFFERED TERMINAL SPLORT FROM TEH QTENESS OF THIS PIC.
*SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
O noze O noze! tree moar splorts!!!
runz fer de wisk brum, sweep sweep sweep
rinse rinse rinse
moldz braynes lyke claydoh-hay dis is fun!
sorts brayne pyle owt ackording 2 whoo splorted wat
pak pak pak bak inno heds
Chrgs for ebreewun! Hav sum HGGs 2, jus in cayse!
wrap heds wif rainbo cullered taype
hawt choklit, cukkees & blankies fer awl! sorree, weer owt uv stoofed manateez butt heers a stoofed wombat fer eech uv u!
shmoo-naow u awl just rest a minit
O deer, ai haz 2 git reddy fer wurk naow (blargh!), sumwun elze wil hav 2 bee standin bye wif de CCC in cayse uv more splorts, otay?
kaithxbainaow!!
fanks, bluesfan473, 4 pikkin up mai braynez…
at leest ai fink dey r mai braynez…
dere wuz so mannee splortz happenin at wunce…
maybee awl r braynez nao blong 2 sumwun else!1!
burfday fairy dropping in to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! if its yor burfday, dont be shy, let us know!! i haz bringed tasty hommaed caeks maded wif all-nachural ingredients, nachurally fizzy frooty punch, shiny poynty party hats wif all-nachural shineeness an pompoms, an recycloled goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse (cweenmj wuz havin so much fun wif dis yesterday taht i bringed tehm bak!), sparkly pensils an erasurs shaypd like endayjured speesees!! sustaynable kandees, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!!
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yah!1!
*skipz n dancz rownd n rownd*
*powncez on teh furst kitteh ai c*
happee! happee! joi! joi!
Mai kittehs nebber do dis; dey jus luk at me and go “Whut? Ai did nuthin’ wrong.”
I’ve been killed. I’ve definitely been killed. BY TEH KYOOTS!
*fires up teh reverberator, turns it on hi, zaps DSH bak into life*
Yoo OK nao? Wayv a paw if yoo is OK!
Oops, I just saw yoo wuz saved below. *shayks hed* Well, mebbe I shuldint hav set teh reverberator on such a hi nomber. But it luks lyke yoo will be fully recubbered in minnits!
Need moar den wun savins with kitteh dis kyoot! Tanks, gremlin.
Dat’s awrite, sweetie baby. U can has de redemp– ree– thing where evrybuddy’s okay.
(Dis deservs a Nobel Pirze for Kewt. Seeryusly.)
Ai getz heer befoar putting on mah CHRG… an wut happenz?
*SSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTT*
*sigh*
Ai rillee shud be knowingz beddur.
*thunk*
Oh noes DSH and Nightshayde.
here come da CCC.
SQEEEEEEL (da braykes)
*Pullz out da brayne sucker and dry vac,
Pikks up allda braynes
Rinses dem gently wif sparklee water cleening solution
Putz dem back in braynial cabbities
Putz bak da hedbonz
taype taype wif da new whyte duck tape wif low residoo*
Here yew go
One chokklit martoonie fer each ob yew
One Freshly applied CHRwdoi
And won pair of HGGs.
Yew just rest nao.
awwwww. babeh kitteh luks liek mah kitteh Ryo Ohki when she wuz a yung’un. ai miss Ryo. fooey on cawlidge and bein 1405 miles away frum mah babeh
still, dis does mah hart gud to see teh cuddliness like dis.
I iz ded frum kewtnezz ovahload XP.
Noes I tries dat wi mai mummy wen I wuz a babbeh, doesent werk. She still bee growndings meh. Wunce Iz jumpd owt der baffroom windaw2 cee mah frend, i left baff runnings and fluddeds it. She be den growdings meh fur 1 munfs. Woz inn BIG trubbels
Ooohhhhh…That’s so sweet and should be a logo for ‘Happy Mothers Day’
momcat is unable to resist that cute little face.
this is too adorable!!!!
Awww!!How culd mommykitteh NAWT furgiff behbeh kitteh?He’s too cyute!
(Ai gots a weekniss fur behbehkittez I feels a SPLORT comin awn!)
***SPLORT!!!****
Uh-oh!! Kwick! i runz wif a swifteenezz and bringing deh CCC!! Sweep up awl deh splorted braynez intu a neet liddlol piyle. Skuup dem up and pakking dem bak in deh brainial cabitee. klose up deh hed, install a byooteeful CHRG wif drawingz uv elolefentz on it. rap u upin a nice floofee cheezpeepz map blankee and giving u a toasty hawt chokklit wif wippee creem adn deh chokklit sprinklolz.
Dere, u b awl bedder after u resting a wyle.
it’s just too cute! Toooo cuuuute! *SPLORT*
Oh noes, we haz wun down – way down here at teh bottom uv teh thred! I duz teh kwik wun-minit splort rekubbery:
brayns scoopin up, puttem inna hed, tayp it awl shut, duk tayp duk tayp duk tayp
An sum floofy blankees an manatee-shayped choklits! Ther ya go! Oh, anna warm drinkee uv yor choyce!
I know u sed no cheezburgaz…. but they has FLAVOR!
BRAINZ! I NEED BRAINZ!
what’s with the lame grammer?! it would be so much better without the words.
Ohai, Daniel. Haow iz eye spozed two kurrekt yer splellnig wivowt turnign orf mai Lolspeek? Welll, teh werdz iz cawld a Kapshun, adn we uzez dem tu maek dese tings cawld Lolkats, adn den wee says frenly adn furny fings abowt dem. (I’m sory tu heer abowt yer Grammar, I hoap she iz feelin bedder soon adn nawt sew laym.)
ahhhhhhhhhhh dat nice
kissy mak it bettr!