Comments on: Hooman gets in, goes away, returns with fishez

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:28:50 +0000

LOL!! Good one The Crapture.

This really got me to thinking, too.

You know, I got an email the other day and there was something on it about
electrons being inconvenienced, and I smirked because I KNEW that somewhere,
somewhere out there is a care troll who would actually go off on that and care about it.

It’s soooo easy to concentrate on minutae, because then you get to ignore the
big issues. And then stay there, cause THEY gots cookies.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:47:39 +0000

Okey, I needs hat, fish huks, puffy jaket, beer… cooler, radio, beer… stick with twirly string, beer… mebbe I jus jump onboard when hooman goez out neks time.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:54:28 +0000

Lessee…makes shure I has everything…I thinks teh hueman catchez teh fishies teh modurn way, using The Net…or wuz it a net…or wuz it Annette…….dang.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:52:23 +0000

Plus hes sore…

By: Miss Kitteh

Miss Kitteh — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:35:27 +0000

Ooooh. Now u be teechin me how to reeelly feesh!!
Ai kin be feeding meself dis way fur a lifetimes!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:36:10 +0000

Tahnk yoo, ladymondegrene! Ai must confess, ai laik it too!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:16:13 +0000

Face ur feer, kitteh!!!

*jumps up an down and cheers furr kitteh*

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:51:30 +0000

Jus rubz heemz legs adn purrz…then he gibs U fishees alla tiem, nawt jus nex tiem

By: Miss Kitteh

Miss Kitteh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:48:29 +0000

Wot? Ai din be noing dis infermashions.

By: Miss Kitteh

Miss Kitteh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:47:27 +0000

Mebbe ai jus meet heem heer nex tiem he cumz back wit de fishees.
Den ai jump on heem an tek de feesh awai.

By: angelwaits

angelwaits — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:54 +0000

Wii awl iz nowin, rite, dat dis Caterday, Nov. Wun, is Ceiling Cat’z holly dai? Rite?

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:32 +0000

Heehee!!

By: Ravensqueaker

Ravensqueaker — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:58:33 +0000

Scaredy Kitteh!!!!11!!!

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:57:34 +0000

Teh Hoomins nawt paddle fast enuf when teh Banjo moosiks played. They nebber seen agin.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:47:51 +0000

U haz a stickee on Ur face, Ai fix

*picks up Seltzer bottle. Sprays crapture*

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:42:28 +0000

He duzn’t want tew walk on teh water. He uzing eeebil powers tu mayk *fishes* walk on teh water. Den katching dem bekomes eeeesy.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:41:13 +0000

*tippietoes ober bery bery kwietly…. adn tips a hoooooge bukkit ob tuna awl ober skwirrlgirl, nightshayde adn gremlin*

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:39:22 +0000

Poyntee ends noe gud az saws?

By: jd

jd — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:38:32 +0000

I’b haddock enuf ob dis. Sammon in paua shud get fishes foar teh whole grouper cheezfrends ohn here.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:38:25 +0000

sry, had tu git taht outta mah sistem.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:37:27 +0000

*puts on Ultra-Stupid troll mask*
I don’t see what is so funny about the cat taking off in the canoe, once he gets out, he can’t row back and then what? do you all have a laugh about a cat stranded in the middle of the lake? does someone make a LOL about the poor cat marooned and starving? It’s terrible and cruel and stupid and more people should have as pointy and humorless a stick up their keister as i do, then maybe there would not be so many delusional people laughing at people mistreating their cats like this.
*takes off the Ultra-Stupid troll mask*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:32:00 +0000

*klaps floofee pawz*
Gud job, Cheezpeeps!

By: ladymondegrene

ladymondegrene — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:29:20 +0000

Skwee! Janet can has da cyute abatar! du want!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:29:07 +0000

Vigorusly deny using GP az a pigyata model
Wave bai-bai tu GP
Xamin pignyata fur finnerprintz
Y?
Zero owt ur bit bukkit.

By: West_River_rat

West_River_rat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:27:46 +0000

My Kitteh lieks Freebird… eggs peshully when iz onna menu

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:24:06 +0000

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:13:34 +0000

Lynryd Tydmym, FTW!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:10:14 +0000

Avoydin “fudz” in quotation marks is a gud idea wevver post-surjuree or nawt, aifinkso.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:06:07 +0000

Ai haz a happee!!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:04:27 +0000

Send owt a serch partee fur teh missing fisherman
Try to figger owt wen himz gunna be bak wif teh fisheez
Unveiling new tricks (and treets)
V…

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:58:14 +0000

I feel fine!
*feels GP*
See?

By: beevils

beevils — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:54:36 +0000

aneefing else bai linnerd skinnerd iz fyne tho

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:54:28 +0000

toob babbeh!

sowry. didn’t meen to get all testy.
WP eeted a commint and I panicked. Had to check to make shure I was still heer!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:52:07 +0000

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:51:40 +0000

*Skuffs toe inna dirt… Fanky yor majistee

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:50:49 +0000

Fankyoo

By: tidmum

tidmum — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:50:14 +0000

♫♪ I must be-ee travellin on, now ♫♪
LCB has got a Bick..
Don’t wanna lose mah hare to fi-re
♫♪ Coz den i’d loo-ok really ick…..♫♪

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:43:47 +0000

Teh huff is outta order. Take a taxi insted.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:41:06 +0000

OTAY! taht’s eet!
.
* scampers off inna huff…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:41:01 +0000

Oh hai! Diz b a cheezee map adn Cheezeemeetz nownsmint. Dehre b sevrul peepz planning adn wanting deh cheezee meetz

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Heer b a nowncmint frum tessm:

ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!! an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up! ::note frum mj–dere b 4 in NZ::

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heer b nowncemint frum smileycat:

ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!

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heer b nowncemint frum Jamamakitty:

ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
Adn in a latebraking annowncemint, deh Cheez adn Tofu will beeing at deh Skeattle Cheezmeet!!!!

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heer b nowncemint frum rhsb:

Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet. Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border. Awl info is subject to change. If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop. Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!

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And dis b frum MadamZ:

Aih wud liek tew meet sum cheezfrenz. Pleeze tew let mii noe planz?

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Luk! derz a wish frum Uniquekitty:

plasticat nad ai iz luuking fur Noo Yawk/Noo Yawk areya cheezpeeps hoo mite b wantin a cheez meet tew – ne 1 innerested?

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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. So far wii haz 272 peepz onna map!! Teh latest b inkludding sebbral frum deh auntee podez. Yoo may haz too zooming in reel close tuseeing awl uv dem, sum,like deh pair in Dunedin NZ b berry close togezzer!!!
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=44.388838,-79.688108&spn=0.200199,0.440826&z=11
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ok, i leev u loan naow.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:40:47 +0000

Oh. Rite. Gud point.

*unflics Bick*

NEVERMIND!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:39:48 +0000

Then it must not be vry important!

*hedbats GP*

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:39:41 +0000

ai wud lubbs tu, but but but ai has tu go get sum IRL noms nao… plz to be keepy an eye onna lolpiburglar. fankies

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:38:00 +0000

issa egg salad sayftee debice fur teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair… musstabin a sign ob a gud doctor, aifortso…
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oh, adn he awlso sed yu nawt tu hedbat me awl teh thyme – issa nawt gud fur mai.. um.. wat u call taht.. uff! ai nawt member!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:37:58 +0000

GP, shouldn’t u go and hold leeza’s hair 4 her while she, um, divests herself of ur biscottii?

By: beevils

beevils — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:37:35 +0000

Not if teh kitteh haz annefing2 do wif it

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:35:16 +0000

I smelt that 2.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:34:33 +0000

fanks Moira!
I is having hot choklit and biscott-eye, want sum?

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:34:23 +0000

imony?
icle?
ament?
ing, 1, 2, 3?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:33:54 +0000

X = Mt. McKinley?