Hooman gets in, goes away, returns with fishez
Hooman gets in, goes away, returns with fishez
maek sur 2 put on ur floatiez.
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um… maybee I just waits.
kitteh sits and waits, goin ‘heeeere, fishy fishy.’
Wut??? I go way, kum bak adn see Leeza wif a nawt-sekkund agez ago adn
NO buddee eben whisspurred a ‘way tu go’ oar hinted dat deh Conga Ratz shud dans fur hur??? She didn’t eben git a drink uv wadder offered tu her???? adn wut bowt deh annipuss and sweetpea in deh TY?? No invitez tu deh Ty booot eek??
Wut, I say, WUT iz ower whirrld kumming tu???
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Off yoo awl go tu deh ty booteek wyle I line up deh Conga Ratz fur thier rendishun uv Row, Row, Row ur Boat, kumpleet wif deh waving uv deh oarz in deh air in deh skwirrlgrrlz onner. And fur drinkz I will fixing a ginormous batch uv Hawt chokklit wif deh whipppppeee kreem and chokklit sprinklolz on tawp. Bayleez opshunlol.
eep! yesh, sry. ai had a busee chasing lolpigburglar off wib a broom!
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Congaratshoelaces leeza, anni & sweetpea!
eh well, I was off hittin EM in teh tail wif a stik myself!
fanks mj!
I will has teh baileys, 2!
Got enny choklit biscott-eye? Dat’s teh plural, rite?
*snerk*
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ai has sum guinness piggeh shayped wons taht LCB has turned hurr nose up at down teh fred…
Careful, leeza! It might be a trap. GP is hoping that by offering them 2 u, I will take them insted. He’s done… something to them, I is pretty sure.
So whatever u does, don’t eet teh brown biscotti!
* gathers up Guinness Piggeh Shayped Chokklit Biscotti adn scampers off u eet dem awl!
but but but… he’s ur flonquais, izzee not?
*luks askanse at GP shayped biscott-eye*
*it luks GUD*
WANT!
*noms biscott-eye wif a kwikness*
*sigh*
They never lissens.
*hands leeza a industrial-sized drum of Pept Abysmal*
ooooh bayleez…..mmmmm
Concatulayshunz skwirrlgrrl! U can has parti furr nawt sekkund-ness?
fanks Moira!
I is having hot choklit and biscott-eye, want sum?
Ai want fishis
aw, kwit yer Carping.
Wat’s dat Ai’m herrin?
Kipper yur hare awn! Tehre’s a plaice fur ebbereewun
* heddesk * heddesk * heddesk *
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* dublol faispaw*
I’b haddock enuf ob dis. Sammon in paua shud get fishes foar teh whole grouper cheezfrends ohn here.
I dunno, but it smellz kinda musky….
I smelt that 2.
drat my lack o opposabul fumbs
no can untie da roap
Or use the paddlols…
Of which there are none…
Hmmmm…the “up a creek…..” cliche’ IRL.
he wuz gonna get da goggie to do dat.
then they will has paddle-
gog paddle!
Poyntee ends noe gud az saws?
Drat! You beat me to it!
GMTA?
has confidince kitteh!
cue Joolee Adnrews imitashun:
♫i haz confidence in confidence aloooooooooooone
Can u canoe?
Him’s goin 2 be up teh creek wivowt a paddul
Pas de leur Rhône que nous.
pssssssssst
*gives LCB sekkrit sine*
i scented you a sekkrit messj re: 0OPS (OOpurrashunPrettyStinky)
I wondered whut that odor was.
Ai sugjests jus waitin fur the hyoomin to do teh werk. Yew sit dere, luk kyoot, and teh fishies will happen.
I’m wif u!
*pulls up a chare next to NS*
*luks kyoot*
*tippietoes ober bery bery kwietly…. adn tips a hoooooge bukkit ob tuna awl ober skwirrlgirl, nightshayde adn gremlin*
I lykes yor plan! Teh kitteh-Zen uv fishing!
*sits down, washes paws kwietly, wayts fur teh fishes to happen*
Oh, I forgot!
*luks kyoot*
gibs nightyshade headbonks and starts purring
*luks at watch*
fishies be late.
I don’t think you’re looking cute enough. Try harder!
*puts on glittur i lashes*
*flutters them a peeling-lee*
Ooh la la!
Girl, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business…
*blushes*
merci boocoo mon cher!
*hedbonks bak & purrz in return*
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Wut shud we do wile we sit heer lukkin kyoot & waitin fur fishies?
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Antagonize teh goggie
Blow bubblols
Chaes dukkies (wiffowt hurtin dem)
D…
Dancin on teh dok
Eetin snaks
Feelin feline
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Grab sum chonklit cookies
Haz sum milk wif them
Inspekt ar fingernayles
J. . .
jump in a bubblol
katch peeple fallin outta teh bubblol
luk surprised when u can’t hold on coz they is all covered in whippy creem
Maykz moar cheezburgrz
Noyzilly cleer throwt
OMIGOSH SHINEE THINGZ!
Parti liek der be no toomoroz
Qwietlee sneekz up on hooman
Rememborz u kant swimz at lazt meenit
S…
Send owt a serch partee fur teh missing fisherman
Try to figger owt wen himz gunna be bak wif teh fisheez
Unveiling new tricks (and treets)
V…
Vigorusly deny using GP az a pigyata model
Wave bai-bai tu GP
Xamin pignyata fur finnerprintz
Y?
Zero owt ur bit bukkit.
*klaps floofee pawz*
Gud job, Cheezpeeps!
Whippy cream? *be izin’ peeplez fallin owt ov bubblol greedly*
Skwee! Janet can has da cyute abatar! du want!
Tahnk yoo, ladymondegrene!
Ai must confess, ai laik it too!
Stoopy Basement Cat… he nawt walk onna teh water – taht Ceeling Cat’s trick, aifinkso!
He duzn’t want tew walk on teh water. He uzing eeebil powers tu mayk *fishes* walk on teh water. Den katching dem bekomes eeeesy.
Mebbe ai shudnt hav tipped hoomin in water…
laska an rusha onlee seperated by a narrow marrytime border.
u gots laska heer, this rite heer be water, an this be rusha!!
Quinn teh Eskimo kitteh trys to fynd a way to kross teh waters
To woo and win his wun tru luv, Anna Karenina kitteh.
Hooman goes inna cage.
Cage goes inna water.
SHARK is inna water!
Oh wait….cats-water…nawt such a gud idea !!
But… but… in teh Fronsch, teh word for “castle” is “chateau”. And that means “catwater”!
I’m not sure whut this means, but it must mean somethink!
Oh,LCB…yer brayne is alwais comin up with teh obscure knowledge!
Ah Bonjour mes Fromagamis!
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Je can has votre Tenshuns, s’il vous plait? – LCB! Silence! Merci…
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Alors… Cette Caturday Eve le 31nd Oktobrrr noua avons un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee dans le JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre…
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Eh? qu’est est pas? GP! non non non! je parle maintenant… GP! non, s’il vous plait, put zat down… NOOOOOO!
YIKES!!! lolpigburlgar!! Ar yoo awl rite???
O Hai Janet! plz to be repeeting: “Ai saw nuffing, occifer”
Sry, cheezfrends… taht handsome, yet Fronsch stranger… he issa awlways steeling teh lime lite!
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Nao, as LPB wassa saying, wii can has a hoogemungus Hallolween Partee THIS CATURDAY EVE teh 31nd Oktobrr!!!!!1!!!elebenty!!
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“Hallolween Partee??? WANT!” ai heer yu cri – oh yesh, yesh, yesh!
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“Wen adn Ware, GP???” issa awl ober Cheezland (starting off at teh JCH4K Ampitheatre) adn wii is going to partee AWL…DAI…LAWNG!
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“Wii can has Dark adn Stormee Nite storee thyme tu, GP?” Oh yesh, aifinkso wii can has Dark adn Stormee Hallolween storees awl dai lawng tu!
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“Ai can ware mai scaree scaree costoom, GP???” Absolutement! Teh moar scaree teh butter!
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“Wii can has partee games, GP???” (tihs mai faborite part!!!) Yesh, Yesh, YESH! Wii can has:
Pumkin Carving Computishun
Yoghurt Spitting Computishun
Applol Bobbloling
adn manee manee moar!
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“um… scuse me… gp? ai has a shy… ai lieks tu reed teh storees but but but ai has a scared about comminting… ai can plai tu? plzthx” Mais Oui! EBBERYWON issa inbited tu plai at teh partee!!! Gnu frends, nawt gnu frends, lurkers, noobees, owldees, trolls (plz tu leeve mask at home), weesuls (rabid adn nawt rabid), lolrus’, adn EBEN Hugh G Manitee will be dropping bai!
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“but but but… donut ICHC get borked affer 200 commints GP?” Pleh. Yesh, teh big cheez is ducky tayping eet as wii speek but affer 200 commints onna pickshore teh ‘Hu’s Tawking’ gets borked so yu has tu clicky awn “Show All” adn plz to tri adn keep up wib teh fun!
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“GP – yu arr teh greatest Phlonquais ob awl thyme! but but but nawt eben yu cud host an awl dai lawng partee wib Dark adn Stormee Nite storees ADN a yoghurt spitting computishun!” dis is teh troo… mebbeh YU wood liek tu be a berry berry speshul guess host? plz to be jumping in wen yu sees me collapsing!
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Otay. nao wii return tu teh regulolarly skedyooled lols!
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fankies
OMCC! ai awlmost foregotted!!!
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issa nightshayde’s Burfdai onna Caturday Eve tu! Wii can has mutliple sillybrayshuns? AIFINKSO, YESH!
Ai haz a happee!!!!
*whispers to GP*
U forgetted to menshun teh pigyata and teh game of “Pin teh Tale on teh Flonkey.” I think those will be vry populer events.
um… yesh… well… teh fing is… err.. abowt taht… um…
*raises a eyebrow*
Is there a prollem wif that?
*realizes it’s GP’s eyebrow that I raised. Keeps it raised anyways*
owee owee OWEE! lemmego lemmego LEMMEGO!
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LCB! ai see yu has teh mean todai… has yu nawt has yur medicine yet?
I’m a lil grouchy, yes. I just sawr this pic from teh OR during my proceedure.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2394851
Hmph. All those lovely firemans and I was too asleep to notice!
aww… plz tu nawt be grouchy. mai stoopy werk has gone frum Pleh tu Meh todai so ai can has a kinda happee fur nawt sekkund thyme inna AGES
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oh oh oh ADN ai has been scampering arownd inna TTI snow todai
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nao, wud yu liek a kawfee? ai juss gotted teh Majikal Kawfee Mayker back frum teh shop!
Fixed, u say. So if I has a coffee it’s not gonna turn me into a duck from teh waist down again, is it?
taht was NAWT mai kawfee! hao manee thymes ai has tu tell yu fings?
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Uff… nao, lemme see iffen ai can member hao tu werk dis fing…
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* twiddle twiddle nobs, pressy pressy buttons, pumpy pumpy lever…
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* whirr whirr WHIRR WHIZZ WHIZZ WHIZZ SPLUTTER RATTLE WHIZZ WHIZZ WHIZZ… POOF… SPLUTTER… BANG!
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hmm… nawt bad… blew mai eyebrows off, but but but taht issa won nyce Kawfee!
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Chokklit swpinkles, LCB? Mebbeh a Hyooge marshdamallow filled chokklit manitee? oar mebbeh yu wood prefer won ob mai berry speshul chokklit cupboard biscotti (guinness piggeh shayped, ob corse)?
Oooh, thx!
*takes coffee, huge manatees, biscottis, etc.*
*rembers still-warm applol juise insident*
Um, u knoes whut? I is sposed to avoid all magical beverages and all animlol-shaped fuds. Here, u drinks it insted.
*waits for GP to drink it insted*
lukks at LCB wib ebil lukk awn hurr fais…
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huh? whut yu du wib eet wen ai was putty mai spare eyebrows awn?
Um, don’t look now, GP, but one of ur spare eyebrows is excaping. It’s runningawayfast acrosst ur face!
EEP! issa kittehpillar – gedidoff gedidoff GEDIDOFF!
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phew… wussa close won.
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Nao… mebbeh ai can innerest yu inna won ob dese lubberly ‘caramel’ filled skwirrls?
Oh, no thx. I is sposed to avoid all “fuds” in “quotation marks”.
Oh rly? taht’s phunny… mai doctor, he sed ai issa posed tu avoid awl games ob a souf merican oringin…
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sooo… wii no can plai wib Pignyata oar Pin teh tayl onna Flonky, sry.
Silleh GP. Look, it sez rite here on LCBpedia:
“Pigyatas and Pin teh Tale on teh Flonkey most definitely did NOT originate in teh souf merica. No siree, bob. STN”
Whut web site did ur Dr buy his degree from?
umm… “Hull Cloth” aifinkhesed, yesh
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parrently, yu can get awl kinds ob rubbish frum dere…
O I C teh prollem. He ordered a hunnert dollar towel, sawr teh Latin onnit and thinked it was a medicamal degree. Silly Dr.
And whut kinda idjit would go to a Dr. wif a hunnert dollar towel handing on teh wall, anyway? *laffs and laffs*
issa egg salad sayftee debice fur teh ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair… musstabin a sign ob a gud doctor, aifortso…
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oh, adn he awlso sed yu nawt tu hedbat me awl teh thyme – issa nawt gud fur mai.. um.. wat u call taht.. uff! ai nawt member!
Then it must not be vry important!
*hedbats GP*
OTAY! taht’s eet!
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* scampers off inna huff…
Teh huff is outta order. Take a taxi insted.
Avoydin “fudz” in quotation marks is a gud idea wevver post-surjuree or nawt, aifinkso.
I know I’m looking forward to them. Especially the Pigñata…
oohh yes yes yes!
I alreddy has my stick!
*waves it abowt*
*hits EM in teh…tail*
OOPS.
OW!
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch…
*RUNSAWAYVERYFAST*
small nouncement, pweez. Mai bruvver has been lurking for a while, but nao he has a naem. ai jiss wanted all da cheez peeps to know dat if ‘cocoapup’ sais someting, he doesnt jist lub goggies…he lubs mai kittehs whole bunches, too. dont hold da name wif ‘pup’ in it against him. (nobuddy wood reely anyways)
ai now returns yoo to da regularlee skedoolded thread.
kthxbai
We lubs awl creechurz (eben trollz), so doan’t wurree – we’ll nawt howld himz naem agaynst him!
Got it. One sibling hazing, coming up.
He’s entitled to a free debriefing, BTW.
*blinks* Iz ther yooshully a charge fur a debriefing? *luks confuzzled*
Should I tell her or should you, LCB?
Whut? U think we can afford all that fancy-schmancy-take-off-ur-pantsy equipments otherwise?
Not to worry. U doesn’t has to pay at teh time of debriefing. We deduct it from ur ICHC account. If u doesn’t has a ICHC account, we find another way of getting teh payment outta u.
Liek sellin teh breefs?
R u kidding? U should see some of teh silleh things that peeps ware around here under their close. Teh only moneys to be made would be if we selled them as novelty dustrags.
has u tried ebay?
compared to some of teh stuffs I has seen out there…
peeple wud buy them ifinkso!!
OO.
I dubble dog dare ya to put “debreefing remnants” on ebay and see if anyone bids!
i tripple tribble dare you!!!
Hai LCB, u cud b using mai granny panties, sell dem az deh tentz!
hay, if dere is, ai ken hewp debwief, an earns niklz?
hah, i furst red taht as “hemp” debwief. owie. skratchy.
Hmmwell… u’ll has to axe Maus if he needs teh halps. He takes a lotta pride in his debriefing work so he might not want someone in there cramping his style. He’s a reggaler BVDiva!
*Blushes*
Aw shucks, LCB…
The cart is stocked and ready!
kitteh is taking the boat to a quiet place to
ponder over the state of humanity
Kitteh sitten by du dock of du bay, jist sitten mai tyme awai….
… sitten in teh moarnin suns, wotchin fur fisheeeeeees 2 comes *whisels*
But… but… teh kitteh is standing…?
He be sittins doan finkins bout it ferst, singins der song, den go fer der bowt trip. Duche curridge.
That hooman cat really looks quite big and yummy to hug. Which there was no Loch Ness monster or Lake Placid croc inside the lake. It gives me a scary thought you know.
yeh he haz a big trubbels den, last fing kitteh needs iz locks nesss munstr in der, wunt fit in der fud boal
Dun rok teh bowt, dun rok teh bowt kitteh!
♫♪ Sittin’ on the dock of the bay ♫♪
Watchin the bo-oat sail away
Mah Hoomin has sailed away
To catch me some No-om’s Today.
♫♪ ♫♪
Sittin’ on the dock of the bay
Waitin fur breffist to co-ome mah way
Sittin’ on the dock of the bay
Waitin for fi-i-i-sh… ♫♪
♫♪
Dee doop doo doo doo ♫♪
Dee deep dee dee dee…..
*Ai’z whisel now*
W000t!!! Tidmum!!! dat b awsumz!!!!!!!!
*Skuffs toe inna dirt…
Fanky yor majistee 
*sniffz* *standz up and applawdz* Dat be *sniff* bewteefulz!
*flics Bick*
FREEBIRD!
Not if teh kitteh haz annefing2 do wif it
Oh. Rite. Gud point.
*unflics Bick*
NEVERMIND!
aneefing else bai linnerd skinnerd iz fyne tho
My Kitteh lieks Freebird… eggs peshully when iz onna menu
♫♪ I must be-ee travellin on, now ♫♪
LCB has got a Bick..
Don’t wanna lose mah hare to fi-re
♫♪ Coz den i’d loo-ok really ick…..♫♪
Lynryd Tydmym, FTW!
Heehee!!
test
X = Mt. McKinley?
imony?
icle?
ament?
ing, 1, 2, 3?
GP, shouldn’t u go and hold leeza’s hair 4 her while she, um, divests herself of ur biscottii?
ai wud lubbs tu, but but but ai has tu go get sum IRL noms nao… plz to be keepy an eye onna lolpiburglar. fankies
I feel fine!
*feels GP*
See?
toob babbeh!
sowry. didn’t meen to get all testy.
WP eeted a commint and I panicked. Had to check to make shure I was still heer!
Oh hai! Diz b a cheezee map adn Cheezeemeetz nownsmint. Dehre b sevrul peepz planning adn wanting deh cheezee meetz
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Heer b a nowncmint frum tessm:
ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!! an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up! ::note frum mj–dere b 4 in NZ::
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heer b nowncemint frum smileycat:
ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!
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heer b nowncemint frum Jamamakitty:
ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
Adn in a latebraking annowncemint, deh Cheez adn Tofu will beeing at deh Skeattle Cheezmeet!!!!
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heer b nowncemint frum rhsb:
Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet. Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border. Awl info is subject to change. If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop. Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!
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And dis b frum MadamZ:
Aih wud liek tew meet sum cheezfrenz. Pleeze tew let mii noe planz?
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Luk! derz a wish frum Uniquekitty:
plasticat nad ai iz luuking fur Noo Yawk/Noo Yawk areya cheezpeeps hoo mite b wantin a cheez meet tew – ne 1 innerested?
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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending a emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. So far wii haz 272 peepz onna map!! Teh latest b inkludding sebbral frum deh auntee podez. Yoo may haz too zooming in reel close tuseeing awl uv dem, sum,like deh pair in Dunedin NZ b berry close togezzer!!!
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=44.388838,-79.688108&spn=0.200199,0.440826&z=11
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ok, i leev u loan naow.
*puts on Ultra-Stupid troll mask*
I don’t see what is so funny about the cat taking off in the canoe, once he gets out, he can’t row back and then what? do you all have a laugh about a cat stranded in the middle of the lake? does someone make a LOL about the poor cat marooned and starving? It’s terrible and cruel and stupid and more people should have as pointy and humorless a stick up their keister as i do, then maybe there would not be so many delusional people laughing at people mistreating their cats like this.
*takes off the Ultra-Stupid troll mask*
sry, had tu git taht outta mah sistem.
U haz a stickee on Ur face, Ai fix
*picks up Seltzer bottle. Sprays crapture*
LOL!!
Good one The Crapture.
This really got me to thinking, too.
You know, I got an email the other day and there was something on it about
electrons being inconvenienced, and I smirked because I KNEW that somewhere,
somewhere out there is a care troll who would actually go off on that and care about it.
It’s soooo easy to concentrate on minutae, because then you get to ignore the
big issues. And then stay there, cause THEY gots cookies.
:/
Teh Hoomins nawt paddle fast enuf when teh Banjo moosiks played. They nebber seen agin.
Plus hes sore…
Scaredy Kitteh!!!!11!!!
Wii awl iz nowin, rite, dat dis Caterday, Nov. Wun, is Ceiling Cat’z holly dai? Rite?
Wot? Ai din be noing dis infermashions.
Mebbe ai jus meet heem heer nex tiem he cumz back wit de fishees.
Den ai jump on heem an tek de feesh awai.
Jus rubz heemz legs adn purrz…then he gibs U fishees alla tiem, nawt jus nex tiem
Ooooh. Now u be teechin me how to reeelly feesh!!
Ai kin be feeding meself dis way fur a lifetimes!!!
Face ur feer, kitteh!!!
*jumps up an down and cheers furr kitteh*
Lessee…makes shure I has everything…I thinks teh hueman catchez teh fishies teh modurn way, using The Net…or wuz it a net…or wuz it Annette…….dang.
Okey, I needs hat, fish huks, puffy jaket, beer… cooler, radio, beer… stick with twirly string, beer… mebbe I jus jump onboard when hooman goez out neks time.