finished painting
finished painting pencil sketch
hao did u gitz a paintin? i cudnt evin git a pikshur.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: theakp
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Kittehs!
REALLY BIG kittehs!
Uh ohs…
*SPLORRRRT!*
I shuda seen taht comin’
*KLUNK!*
UhOh!! Maus is down!!
Weeeooo klunk weeeooo klunk weeeooo klunk (hazn enybodee fixed teh flat??)
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
U bedder nao???!?? Heer’s a Cheezpeep blankee and a erlee morning skoch!
Oh, adn teh vizer – don’t furgit teh vizer!!!!!11!!!
Fanks, Karen..
*Sips scotch*
It’s a liddel earlee, but whut teh heck…
*Sips more scotch*
Ahhhhhhhh……
Ai kinda figgered it wudn’t madder!
vizer… is dat new?
duz it do teh same thing as teh blondfold?
Maus tends to look again and re-splort. Vizers have been recommendeded.
Ai furgitted who ai wuz talkin tew – sorree Leeza.
Yesh, kinda same as teh blondfold, aifinkso.
it must be werkin!
I hasn’t seen a re laps.
Thash ‘cuz I’m blind drunk at nien-firty inna morning…
*hick*
Luckee Maus!
Ai can has drunk at werk? Mite maek teh day moar funner?
*Hick*
Shhhure…
*Hick*
Heer… has a belt!
Whai ai needs belt? Mai pantz nawt fallin down.
Gibs mi margajarita!
Ai can has Tylenlol?
^^^ Nawt posed 2 go heer. Posed 2 go down teh tred a littlol.
Stoopy wurdpretzl. Ai haets u.
uh oh… maus wif teh hikkups?
wot’r the suits gonna say abowt that?
Blondfold? I iz blonde!!!! Duz wii git tew blondfold teh YNGs an teh fyrmenz?
Maus+hiccupz= berry berry innerestin moarnin! He hav tew fink fast an stay awn himz feetz!
Oopsiez. Rhsb, heerz margajarita! I nawt haz tyme tew draw it, but yew can smell it an tayste it!
ohai ZF!
Yas… its a speshul kinda blindfold dat us blondes can uze.
Haz extreem anti-splort powers… and maybee other powrs too.
D’Beaker Labs hasnt compleeted teh tests yet.
*Hick*
Bleep teh soots!
*Hick*
Tehy is a bunch of mindless jerks who’ll be teh furst against teh wall wehn teh revolution comes…
*Hick*
Oh hai, Mr. Soot. Whassup?
Mebbeh us blondes shud go awn down tew d’Beaker Labz an help owt? Did yew noe I had ohai-Coffee-O wif Flippe in teh summer?
did ai hear sumwun mention d’Beaker Labs? and teh scawtch?
*Ms Soot comes strydin daon teh hawl, hiheelz goez clak clak clak*
Finks tew hurslef,”I strayten owt these boyz!”
Ohai Pd’B! Yesh, haz sum skotch an let Leeza an me work awn teh blondfolds, k? Purty pleez? Wii promise nawt tew break ennyfingz! *fingerz crawssed behynde bakk*
skotch? at 10 oclox in the morning?
hmmm.
single malt scawtch?
wut wud happen to the productivity of the Labs if we have an otter wun of these … ai mean, wun of these at this hour?
wut’s that? the Maus, whom many of us looks up … er down …er sideways … to as a roll model, has been at teh skotch alreddy?
well, if you putz it that way
*sip*
*sip*
aaah
Leeza, willya look at taht! Maus an Pd’B ober in teh corner *hiccin* at eech ovver. I say lets imfiltrayte teh lab an get tew werkz! Unforchyoonately, I haz tew be bofe imvizziblol an inaudiblol, sew anyfing I duz will nawt be reveeled juss yet. Sry!
oh noes!
I’m not shur I can compleet the testing alones.
Phillipe, is Igor arownd todays?
And btw, maus..a roll model.. ?
*snerk*
Duz Maus b deh roll model kuz him usez himz cirkular sliding rule?
hmmm. leeza and an invisible/inaudiblol zauberflolute have infiltrated teh Labs. They is up awn teh taupe floor in Igor’s labratory. We duzzn’t noes wut they are doing. Or hoo they are doing it to.
ai finkso we habs them right where we wants them. yep.
oopsie.
Ifinkso Phillipe may be in leegue wif WP.
*Hick*
Whosez I isn’t a roll model?
*Hick*
I’m round, crustee onna owtside, an soft onna inside…
*Hick*
Naw who wudda fout dat ai wud b teh bad inflooinz awn ani cheezpeeps???
dats troo!
and to be more pacific,
I fink u may be a cheez roll.
Or a hot cross bun.
One of dose.
Or at this poynt, maybe ur a burbon ball.
Hm…. the pawsibilitees are endless here!
skoch garded burbon ballz
Salty chocolate balls…
*Hick*
SNL ftw!
*whispers* u meen South Park?
Wrong. Tries agin…
*Hick*
*Hick*
Taht wuz fer Leeza…
ur not doing teh Schweddy Balls skit?
well for wut it’s worth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kKw0BzJc8
Teh SB part starts abowt 2 minnits in.
*Dis audio is rated PG*
Oh – noes!! It’s Chef making his choklit saltee balls for a school fair or somefin. There’s a song and eberyfing. (Problee on youtube soemwere) Ai has to listen to teh ovvver oen wen ai gitz hoem.
raiz oen fur teh Phillies!
GMTA Karen!! I glad u fownd deh CCC!!!
Hadn’t seeing it inna wile – mus hab bin teh borked weel.
Uh-oh!!! Maus Down Over Here!!! A liddlol halp pleez??!?!?!?!!!?
hao liddle? mabee ai cud halp…
Mew Tide with Bleach for your really tough, angry, maneating stains!
Rlly big kittehs gots teh rlly big purrs!
RAWR
Paynt-bai-numbur RELII BIG KITTEHS!!!
feerce colors!
Ghost of tiger future
I haz a color!
…….Kuler mii buuteefulz….
Ai can’t see teh pikchoor eever
Aarrgghhh! juss az Ai finisht tiepin, teh pikchoor cummed up!
We iz in Ur zooz posing fur a potrait
Kitteh iz a grrrreeeeeat artist.
No, CC iz grate artist. Him culured teh kittehs.
mah be CC is a herz?
ohai rhsb how iz Uz todai
Ohai, 2_k.
Ai gots teh no wanna werks 2day.
Sneekin in2 ICHC wen ai shud b werkin.
Shhhhh….
Ai doez dat, 2… but ai werkz at hoam, so iz sayfe fur me. lolz
Wer’z teh numberz? Hao due ai kno wut kulur tew youz?
Hmm, trikkee, dat!
Mai culurblindness, let me show it tew u.
No numberz i can has bloo tigerz ^^ ? Prettee afinkso
*no, iz nawt DAT culurblind, jus a little*
I think a bloo tygrrrr wud b deh berry pritty. bloo berry pritty, in fact.
bloo is teh pritty! Wii eben sillybrates blooness
N nao I haz a sad; Reel Lief Synr doom maekz me leeb u wundermaus cheezpeeps.
*flooffee pawz wavez bai-bai!!
wii seez u later!!
Ai haz sum prollemz in arty fishul lite – blakk an dark bloo seam teh saem an sum yello Ai doan’t see at awl. Do nawt do mendin affer dark!
Betcha dey wud gib on heckuva headbonx!
Ai can has Tylolenlol?
Ai shaerz mah Tylenlol wid u…
Ohai B_D_m! We haz nawt met! Pleeztameetcha! *purrs*
Purrz backatcha! mai plezur 2 maeks ur akwain tents!
Famcy taht– I haz a quaint tent too!
before they eated Uz
Onlee eef wii nawt gib gud hedbonx!
rite?
first headbonks den lunch!
:big kittehs is smacking der invisible lipz
ok who wants to be first?
Ai’m tinkin eet bee woo runz nawt fastest…
Luuk hao purty!
WANT!
Howebber, ai wud haet 2 has 2 cleen tehre litturbocks. Ugh.
or the hairballz….
Oar, wen tehy brings yew a prezzint
coz they be reely big prezzintz!
mai boyz brots prezzints teh yes-turd-day. lait las nait i heer skrichin in teh kichin…was a maus in mai toes-stir! noe cheez toest fur mee, kplzthxbai!
Wuz dat b4 oar after he wuz in deh Skotch??
Hmmm…. Toastermaus… bedder than toasterstroodel?
Mush, mush beddur for kittehs to had deh toastermaus dan toasterstrdol.
gud source of lean protein!
Hey!
*Hick*
If teh hikkups fit….
I dunno. if him b deh “roll model” him mite not b berry lean.
acshually, ai think himz leaning quite a bit today
Berry purty! Awlmos as purty as mah Buddy. Awlmos, nawt kwiet
Bin dere, dun dat. Akshewally, nawt az bad az u mite tink. Nawt az bad az berez, ennyways.
Dana T
Offishul Tygerlologyst (ohai, D’Beaker!)
lolcats
an yess, dey do giv teh monsster hedbonks. Laik, OW. Butt luffs teh strypey giants ennywayz. Menny snorgles an floofs. (Kareful onez, tho.)
(teh tygrrz literboxes, ai ment.)
mah bruthr frum anuthr muthr.
Or-ren-jee n ai-vuh-ree,
Tugeddur n purrrfekt harmunee…
oh noes! eerwurm!
Oh hai! Diz b a cheezee map nownsmint. Dehre b sevrul peepz planning adn wanting deh cheezee meetz!!
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Heer b a nowncmint frum tessm:
ATTENSHUNS: NAOW TEHRE R 3 CHEEZPEEPS INNA NOO ZELAND ONNA MAP AN AI WUD LYKES TO HAZ CHEEZMEETS WIV EBERYWUN when ai am tehre!! an espeshullee ai iz gunna meet wiv KimKiwi who hazza sayme burfdae as me!! w00t! w00t! teh wurld’s most nawt-northerlee cheezmeet, comin’ up!
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heer b nowncemint frum smileycat:
ai’m goin to Eyerland inna spreeng… layte may. ar dere enny cheezpeeps to be meetin? ai’ll hab to chek teh map!
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heer b nowncemint frum Jamamakitty:
ATTENTION SEATTLE CHEEZPEEPS……….. NAWT SECOND SKEATTLE CHEEZMEET AT SOUFCENTER ON CATURDAY, NOVEMBER NAWT SECOND (1ST) AT 12:30 AT BAI TONG THAI RESTAURANT… GET HOLDS OB MII OR YesPlis WIF ANY QUESCHUNS!!!
Adn in a latebraking annowncemint, deh Cheez adn Tofu will beeing at deh Skeattle Cheezmeet!!!!
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heer b nowncemint frum rhsb:
Alsew – Ai iz luukin 4 Kentucky/Ohaio cheezfrenz 2 see ifn y’all wanna meet. Ai’m finkin mebbe in a few Caturdays wii mite meet at teh Florence Mall, on teh KY/OH border. Awl info is subject to change. If innerested, plz 2 send mi messidj awn mai profyle oar onna yahoo cheezfrenz groop. Luukin 4werd 2 meetin mai frenz!
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Az u kin see, teh Cheezepeepz wanting tu git tu noeing ee chudderz, up klose adn purrrsunal. if u not on deh map yet, sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur ICHC name and lokayshun. So far wii haz 270 peepz onna map!! Teh latest b inkludding sebbral frum deh auntee podez.
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Deh map b at http://www.maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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ok, i leev u loan naow.
Ai cahn haz a loan uv elebenty kabillion munnees pleez? Kaithxwoot!
I sry.
In dese eeeknonoming hard tymez,
u only kwalifiez fur deh tuppenny loan….
At first I couldn’t get it, but a sort time later I then I got it. It is really a piece of art combining the pictures and catchy tag. That white tiger really looks cool and macho
Pencil sketch not turned into painting yet…because painter turned into lunch!!
wite tigre iz mah fav tigre. but orange is mah fav colour. iz so confliktd @_\\
cool
funny
haha lol!!kittehs
i see this befoar.I luvs it!