Feet not happy, just cold.
u shud wear sum shooz 2 keep ur feet warm.
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Ai noe teh feelin!
Iz berry cowld heer 2dai
U needin a Cheezpeep blankee, Annipuss? Bettin’ der’z oen at teh Ty Boo Teek!
Ai ment Cheezpeep MAP blankee!! obkors
Ai fink Ai need too oar free blankiez – sno in TTI in Oktobur fur nawt sekund teim fur ober 70 yeerz! It meltid in Lundun, but berry cowld!
den wud u likes sum Irish cawfee fur ur congrats Annie?
dat shud warm u rite up!
Dat sowndz grate! Thx.
Shoot! sowry, did it again!
*writes ‘anni’ 100 times*
Ok. Dat shud do it ihopeso.
*pours anni a helfy irish cawfee*
*and givs hur some nice pumpkin shayped shortbred cookees*
Iz otay -mai fambly cawled me Annie fur yeerz dey still fergets sumtiems.
lolz. it’z a pudgy penguin chick!! HE also givng us da eebil eye!!
oh noes!!
I WANNA CUDDLE IT!!!
At leest iffn teh snow is nawt on teh road u can travel tomorrow wifout problems. Ai hopes … Sawry aboot teh cold, u wants mai hot watur bottlol? Is all pink wif a fleece cover.
Ai trabel bai trane, but mai sunn is dribing dere 2dai. Ai haz pakked mai hot water bottle!
Ai waz finkin cheezpeep kitteh snuggle pyl!
Momma put too many coats on the bebbeh…
Actually, this looks like one of those Russian nesting dolls…
baby ur a tsar!
teh britest by far!
@@@@@
Matryoshka penguin??
hey ur rite
Dat’z a prittee kyoot bebbeh! U gotz ur goggogglez awn??
I CAN’T PUT MY ARMS DOWN!
Well… put your arms down when you get to school…
ai luv dat movie, hee hee
um. I hasta pee.
Why diddn yoo say so BEFOAR nao?!!!
Um, ai didn’t has to go befoar…
u tooked so long gettin me in all these cotes…
Yoo kin pee when yoo gits to skool!
but I can’t hold it that long!!!
*starts p dans*
Oh, kalm down! Just keep yor leggs kroxxed awl teh way to teh skool, an yoo shuld be fyne! An . . . think dry thots!
*dans dans dans*
*thinks of desertz*
*thinks of kalifornia*
*thinks of martoonies*
nawt werking!!
An ai haets dem! Stoopee hanmiidowns!
Troo storeh: I haz 3 older sisters, and mah grammy (nao gon, bless her soul) used to lyke to buy them AWL teh sayme owtfit for fambly pikshors.
I wuz teh liddel sister, so I got to wayr teh hanmidowns uv eech sister! Wunz in teh liddel syze, wunz in te middel syze, finally in teh beegest syze.
Nawt so bad if yoo lyked teh owtfit, but if yoo didn’t, it wuz a long kuppla yeers! Then wuz nawt so grayt ackshully.
Ai can has FOR older sisters…
Did yoo habbing to ware teh smokked dresses?
Smoked dresses? No, I nevvr inhayld. Sum uv them wuz in poor shayp by teh tyme they got to me. But not on fyre.
Oh, wayt, smokked dresses. I finks I wor sum uv everything. Teh moar pleh, teh beddur.
I haz an older bruther too, so ther wuz sum leftovers and reruns frum heem too.
smokked dresses?
*makes face*
I hadda wear those!
Teh dresses wuz bad enuf, but teh wurst was teh itchee frilly slips that I hadda ware underneaf.
Hmmm. I finkso I just realized ware my avershun to unnerwares camed from…
*mayks notes, scribblols on larg pad, consults a meddykal dikshonary*
Yes, yes, I see, I see. Teh scarifying erlee lyfe unnerwayr incidents. Yes, yes, it awl mayks sense.
*nods hed, mayks moar notes*
so, you’re akshully doin peeps a favor win you
halps duz da debreefinks.
*britens*
Why yes!
I never thot uv it that way!
ICHC therapy.. I can has it!
muwahahahah!!! nebber inhayld, chortle,chortle
hanmidownz….Ai wuz teh owlder sistah, and mai brudder
gotted MAI hanmidownz; we has pixshures uv hims waring
mai overhauls. Wif lacee trims! Itz a wunder he dint has a
complex…well, ifn he duz Ai donut noes it…. but it WUZ a funnee.
and Ai hada ware smawked dresses. Dey did nawt mayk mai brudder ware dose.
gud fing….
oh Hai awl,
mi gramma maed awl teh dressess dt me ‘n mi sistah Katy wared wen we wer liddul…dey alluz matcheded, an dey had full skirtz an big bowz ina bak…..a we wer teh cyute, wiff owr blond hare an bangz…..
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an ov corse, we wor teh big floofy petticotes….awl starcheded an skrachy!
Ai hab snow in mai tose!
Hey Karen! You have some snoo on your nose!
Ai beinging a fish pengee – breevin ox-i-jin frum teh snoo.
(braces self) Hokay, Maus, whutz snoo?
Nuthin’s snoo with me RbF. Whuts snoo with you?
Hmmm… how ‘bowt…
Annipuss inna sno
Beeyutifle skwirrlgrrl dansin
Cheezpeeps fillin deh map
D…. dots!
Ebbrywun happi bowt Mr Gremlin’s amayzin recubbery
F…
Field hockey tournaments
Gremlin’s marriage
H…
Happeh happy joi joi at teh meerakul!
Injoyin teh furst snow flurries uv teh yeer
Just sittin bak drinkin a hot drinkee an being happehs
HappeeGoggieGoggles in plaice
Icy creem (gud in all kindsa wether)
Jump jive & wail!
Kitteh kareoakee
L….
Luv, TWOO luv
Marrij! is whut bwings us together . . .
Nice cheez-peeps to spend tyme wit
O
Happi plas wif cheezfrens
Ice cweam stai cowld fur penguin
Jammies sawft and snorgly
KweenMJ is da awesum
Lubs mah Buddy kitteh
Makin da hawt choklit (baileys obshunul)
Noobies gay lor
O…
Opinin up mah browzer to cheez-land an laffin
Puttin on mah warm fleecy klothes
Quik-lyke, chaysin a sno-flayk wit mah tung
R . . .
Rogane fur splort-recubberi
Smoak in teh OR bringen fyremanz
T…
Towls an blankees for teh splorted, sawft an hot owt uv dryer
Umbrellys, we luv em in every cullur an syze an dezine!
Verchual hugs {{peeps}} frum yor cheez-frenz
W . . .
Taking notes for teh next burfday (NS on Fryday!)
Upending everthing lukking for teh best Halloloween costoom
Vaulting ober very vinditiv trollies
Wedder resistant CHRGs
Xtremelee kyoot kittehs an penguinnes
Yellow bananananana dat I’z trying to eet
Zee Nawt So Littel Blak Kitteh attaking mai ankuls
huh?
ROTFLMAO… LUBS ur naem…. heheheh
u need to tappitty dans to keeps warm!
*tap tap tappitee tappitee tap tap*
time step!
OK. Now do a double time-step…
We didn’t get taht far. How bowt sum maxi fords?
*step shuffle leep tow*
OK. Then do some cramp chaines (cramp rolls while doing chaine turns)
I canna do a hole turn wiffout gettin teh dizzee.
I can do half turns wif teh maxies tho!
*step shuffle leep tow*
*1/2 turn*
*step shuffle leep tow*
*1/2 turn*
Those are sorta like cramp chaines. To be honest, I can only do 3 or 4 before I “lose control of the wheel and crash into the wall”…
Uh, I iz consentrating Maus, wate a minnit…
*sticks tongue owt*
*step shuffle leep tow*
*1/2 turn*
*wobbles*
*step shuffle leep tow*
*1/2 turn*
*spins owt of control*
*crashes n burns*
*shakes dizzy hed*
Now wut wuz u sayin?
*Hands Leeza some Ibuprophen*
Here. Has some Muscle Candy. It helps after Tap Accidents…
iz this candee anyfing like beefcake?
mmm… I love caek!
Um, enniwun noe a gud chiropraktur?
And a carpinter, and a mekannik. I think that kuvvers teh bayses.
Donut furgetting teh fyreman.
Better get a chemist, too. That way u can cover teh acids as well as teh bses.
Anna surgeon. Yah. A surgeon too. Sumwun certified to wurk with large equipmints.
Oh yeah, larj ekwipments…
An a pharmacist, justinkayse.
An a physsicist. In kayse we hasta . . . rearrangify sum partikles.
yeah–teh ass-ids…
awl yore basis R B-long 2 mii!1!
dang, yu sed it afore Ai gotted tu…
(habbing tantrumz)
*feerz lukking stoopy, decydes to go ahed ennyway*
Um, I luvs that kwote abowt awll yor base ar belong to me. But I do not noes whut it is frum! Do yoo noes?
*hides hed, figgers everybuddy elz noes but me*
Oh, if only there was a place where u could just type something in a box to look it up.
O wait. There is!
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us
Ah, fankyoo, LCB. Yoo is a font uv wisdum!
If onlee *I* had wun uv those majikal awl-noing innernet info bokxes lyke yoo haz. I culd rool teh whurld.
*scoffs*
Can u imagine if *everybuddy* had access to such a thing?
There would be ANARCHY! Knowledge would spread indiscriminately!
*Shudder*
Do not worry, my evil MAUS fiend. Misinformation, hoaxes, and lies would spread even faster than knowledge if everyone had one of these devices.
deceptive fur markins
a merkin? hez wayrin a merkin?
dat komint was a mistake. ah didnt see the part about feet. so i thot the markings around the penquins faec were like a little smile. therefore we haz deceptive markings. my rush tew post without reading everything, let me show u it
Ah well, it happins to awl uv us. No wurries.
BTW, I haz bin planting flowrs on PB2K’s hed. An then I realized, mebbe we culd planting sum uv teh tulips an daffydils arownd teh famuss Mu Meddow (see commints abuv). Awl kullurs, fancee wuns, tall wuns, liddel wuns . . .
tinee tendrils growin frum Pwnd’s hedcranyum stretch inch by inch tward gremlins…
*reeches owt orinj paw, jentlee tuches tendrils*
Ooh, pritteh! I luvs me teh green fings.
*givs teh greenies a liddel pole to klime arownd*
sownds lovely
Ah will start..
*walks frew da medow tew da pedestool displaying the rose quarts turtlol made by Roger*
*maeks little holes in dee earth awlaround da pedistool*
*places hycinth bulbs in each hole*
*Thanks awll the kittehs who hav sudenly apeared for “helping” to push durt back intew da holes*
I will put sum along teh sydes uv teh meddow.
*pushes lawn kart filld with bulbs along teh meddow, digs menneh liddl holes, pushes bulbs in, puts durt on tawp, repeets tymes elebenty!*
* pats nice gremlins oranj paw, helps tew push cart*
I kumz tu helping!! I will planting sum Rembrant Tulipz neggst tu deh Mildredz Bench in deh medow. Sparkyzmom putted deh bench dere fur awl deh momz hoo b needing a rest. Adn she naminged it in onner uv Janetz mom.
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*happily dig, dig, dig deh holez
*plopping in deh blubz – plop, plop, plop
*chek tu making shur deh blubz awl b top side up,
* turn dis wun a liddlol bit.
*kuvvver dem awl up wif deh rich brown erf.
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*standz bak tu lukking at deh werk
Thiz will b so pretty in deh spring!! Wut a gud idea Gremlin.
Schmoo. ♥♥
Oh those will be loverly! rembrant tulpis… ah kant wait tew see dem.
wut a nice bench tew! berry komfee! Dat wus berry nyce of sparky’s mom. I bet Janets eyes leeked wen she saw dat.
Iz fun, thanks fur teh halp. Throo teh meerakuls uv teh innernets, we plantz thowzands uv bulbs in just minnits.
*givs cweenmj a few eggstra-speshul wunz* Plz to plant these arownd Janet’s mom’s bench. That shuld mayk awl teh momz hoo rests heer smiol!
ok yew gotz uz……me ‘n Janet boff got leeky eeyz…….
dat iz sew nise……
Yes. Yes they did. They ar leeking nao an ai can hardlee see to type.
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Taht iz beyond wunderful. But – wehn did this happen?? Ai dint know. . .
oar ai wud hav thanked yoo awl long befoar this.
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An nao. . .
*dig dig dig*
*plant plant plantI*
Sum “Queen ov teh Nite” Two Lips! They ar such a deep purrrrrlul tehy apper to bee awlmost blak.
*borrows cweenmj’s liddle harts*
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An schmooz ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ ♥♥ to awl ov yoo!
Shmoos to yoo, deer Janet! Teh meddow is a luvlee playc, an nao is even lufflier wit teh bench an awl these posies.
*brushes durt off paws, stands up and admyrs owr handiwurks*
We must awl promiss to coeming bak heer in teh spring an lukkit teh posies when they blooms in teh Mu Meddow. Will be a beautious sight!
hugs frum Gremlin, signing off for a few days to hav sum vakayshun with teh noo Mr. G! (and Dexter teh loyal purring tabbikat)
Can is to have first dance?
Can-Can?
Can we do teh can-can?
ai cant-cant
Evreewun can can-can. You can can-can too. *grabs Ally-hand*
A-first we do a little kick, and then a bigger oopmh kick then we switcheroo like the hanky panky and doo’t again! AHnd, we wear fun hatz.
There can be boogie interloods, yes please? Load of ‘loods!
MY TOWZEES ! day is co-o–ld!
Ai cud yooze sum uv dat floof 2 halp keep me warm!
uh oh…. I’z bery bery susceptibull to bebbeh penguins…
*luks arownd fer CHRG or anee ov mai keep-hed-warm hats*
*finds nuffink*
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SSSSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTT!
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Oh, deer….I finkso dat splort will stawp mai hares frum growing bak…sigh…
Wii haz a ‘merjincee
Dribez teh CCC to PB2K – no mor klunk – yay sumbodee fixeded teh weel!!
*skreeeech*
*sweepee sweepee the braynes*
*washee washee wif boottle ob sprng watr*
*pattee pattee bak in braynium cabitee*
*put tawp of braynium bones bak in plase*
*put on CHRG(wdoi) onna hed*
*rrriiiiippppppp rrrrriiiiiiiipppppppppp teh duckee taep*
*tapee tapee tapee CHRG(wdoi) in plase*
U ok nao PB2K??? Speek 2 mii.
Oh deer, CCC awn teh wai….
Scoop up awl teh braynez an wash dem in sparklie waterz
Plaes dem bakk in PB2K’s hedd an replaes hedd bonez
Snap awn a CHRG (speshully treetid wiv Regane) and maek sicoor wiv ducky taep.
Derer, heer iz ur blankie and sum hawt choklitt an a choklit possum.
Bedder naow?
Fank yoo, Karen & Annipuss! I feelz much better nao, affpurr awl yur kind ministrations.
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Mai splort led to sum IRL nawt feeling well, so I hadda go deel wif dat. I has meds nao, an it shuld be bedderer.
I halps.
*massajes Miracle Gro into teh tawp uv teh craniyum*
Ther, that halps in mah garden. Mebbe it wil mayk yor hayrs gro bak faster, I hopeso!
Fanks, Gremlin! I jes hoap I doant end up wif hair liek Elmer Fudd’s in “Teh Rabbit ov Seville”
But harez will be moast welkum, even if dey iz blooming!!
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I hoeps eberyfing iz gud wif yoo an Mr. Gremlin!!
PB2K, teh hayrs will return, I noes this. I kin heer them in ther growink kwietly, wayting to coeming owt. Teh Mirakle Gro shuld help. *nods hed*
Awl is well here, PB2K, awl is well! We is taykin a kuppla days orf to relaxify an rekuver from owr recent edventshurs. Will be a gud fing.
Nao, if tulips or daffydils starts growin owt uf yor hed, yoo letz me noes. An I will coeming an deel with them. We culd start a flowr shop onna syde.
*lil grene sproutz appear luking rather familyar…*
O hai, gremlin!
sew glad yore hubby is in rekubbery!
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wii kan add 2-lipz an daffy-dillz 2 teh ty-booteek?
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(stay well!)
Fanks, kitkay!
Lufflee idear! Ay luvs teh fancee wuns. We kan growing teh tulips an daffydils on PB2K’s hed area an then we stoks them in teh Ty Booteek!
Umm, her hed will prolly needs sum halp to grow awl teh tulips we wil need. So I offers mah yard fur teh growings. I awlreddy haz menneh kynds uv tulips an daffydils an I plants moar every yeer. I kin be giving sum u them to teh Ty Booteek. Yes, that wil bee teh plan. An we kin plant sum arownd teh Mu Meddow too, mebbe.
Miracle Gro- for all yr needs to gro lushush tendrilz.
*looks on approoovingly as tendrilz start to gro miraculuslee frm Pwnd’s hed*
It’s bettah dan a CHia pEt!
ooooo.
u has gibbed me a neerwurm.
dis wun?
♫chi chi chi Chia
i finkso we shud offa da Chiapets in da Ty booteak: kitteh heads growink sweetpea tendrils. maybe GIBBOCAT will stok it?
Teh tastee tendrils, or teh b0rg-liek tendrils?
*argh*
*holding hands over eers*
huh?
oh yes! If he ever comes back! Ware is that Gibbocat anyways?
*goes back to nashing of teefs*
*Wokz bai wif prunning snipz
*SNIP!! SNIP!! Trim, klip, snip.
*turnz PB2kz hed left … Snip! … adn rite…Snip
*Snippy, snip, snip!!
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Dere ya goez PB2K!!
Awl trimmed up, nice and perddy!
bebeh: poppa… iz u shure ai iz a pengwing?
daddeh: uv courz u iz? y u askz such stoopee question?
bebeh: coz iffn ai iz pengwing… y iz ai so bl**dy cowld?
“Litil Bair”, sed Muthur Bair, “Yu habs a cote, adn a hatt, adn sum mittinz. Duz yoo needz a furr cote, two?”
“Yes,” sed Littil Bair, I needz a fer cote, two.”
So Muthur Bair took off teh cote, adn teh hatt, adn teh mittinz.
“C, Litil Bair, dere iz yer fer cote,” shee sayd.
“Yai!” sed Litil Bair, “now I kinnot beez kowld!”
Adn hee wuz nawt kowld.
Naow wut du yu tink ub dat?
Mama Bare is being mai hero—shi nebber gits mad adn yells at teh liddul bare.
bebbeh penguin has such soft snuggle furz
gibe me the snorgle snorkel I am going in
*gibbs tk a snorglol snoklol*
*and a wet soot, sew tk naht freez 2 deff*
fanks kitkay
the bebbeh’s fur is so plush and the wet soot kept me warmz
Oh Hai kitkay!! how u dewin?
FLOOFEH!!!!11!eleventyone!!1
*snorgles*
ooooohh..so quite. It looks like it is enjoying the whole feeling of serenity at the pole. Wish I can have one of those in home
Where iz mah huzband so Iz can warms dem up?
bebbeh pengee sez, “ware’s mai fishees? dint yu brings me enny fishees?”
geez, kid, heer: (yarks up fishees), naow SHADDUP!!
Hay, turtlol, whut’s 4 lunch– ew. Um, no thx. My hongry just went away.
i dunt nos. it sundz pretty apitiezin, teh wurld cud be a beeta plase if all da 2thlez kittehs culd still has dier cheezburgerz
Floofh attakk! I wunts to rubs and blow on hiz feets till all warms and cozee, den kiss hiz noez warm 2.
ohai everyone! I needs an advice-
All my kittens r spoken for, and I’m taking them to their noo homes Caturday morning. I has a happy and a sad, same time! Butt I diegress.
The person hoo is taking teh calico mentioned she wud be declawing hur. This give me a big sad and a queasy. I alreddy had told her she could has the kitty, and has teh switch all arranged. I’m temped to back owt tho. I hate to think of this kitteh being declawed. Am I crazee? Shud I just be happy she’s getting a home wif someone hoo will love her? This lady just had to put hur last kitteh down a month or so bak, and it was very hard for her and I know she’s lukking forward to loving a noo kitteh.
I appresheate any commints and advices.
okays, I is movin this to teh next thred, need to be ware the ackshun is!
ooo.
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dats a tuff wun. I duzn’t approve uv deh deklawing m’sef. But I unnerstandz deh not wanting deh furnchur awl tored up. If deh kittey will b owtside at awl, it shud neber b deklawd. Dat b taking away itz defense aginst deh mean kritterz. Dat b mai pinyun.
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Wunst u have given up deh kittehz, u haz no kuntrol ober wut happenz tu dem. But rite now it b ur responsiblity tu finding dem gud homez. If ur defy nishun uv gud home meanz no deklawing, I fink u have deh rite tu say, ‘I sry, but I duz not approve uv deh deklawing, so u arn’t a gud home fur dis bebeh.’ (Wifowt akshully say “u not a gud home” ) Purhapz u kud purrswade her tu let deh kitty keeping hur klawz??
yes, tuff.
fanks cween. ♥ I fink I will ask her some more questions.
part of teh problem, ifink, is that I know the people that are taking the otter 2 kittens, but I donut know this lady. we r just members of teh same club.
and franklee- she seems a teensy bit .. uncertain? unstable? but she did just lose a kitteh. that cud throw anyone off.
Harumph!
Proppers lolgwammerz plooral of foot is feets, not feet!
Harumph aginz!
Cud somewon tell me waer we has the slipper secshun? I are lookin for the funny ones with the lion face on dem.
Lol Penguin