sorry u must be dis tall
sorry u must be dis tall to not git eated
nd u must b dis tall 2 go on da ride.
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Ai cudn’t eet ennyfing big az dat
CONGARATIES ANNIE PUSS!
oh itz mostlee feather-floof annie.
Just a birdie-mcnuggitt.
Ai meened dat waz wat teh kitteh waz sayin!
BTW Ai doan’t myned bein cawled Anni, but nawt Annie (iz naem uv sumwun Ai doan’t liek) plzthx!
oops. sowry.
I notissed that as soon as I posted, odd that princess mu and I bof did that!
Can I get u a ‘pology/congrats cocktail?
Noe need 2 `pollyjyze – Ai juss thort Ai’d menshun it! An sowwy Ai din’t riplie sooner – dis lol cums up at teh tiem ai haz mai dinner naow teh clokks haz gon bakk heer.
Teh clokks goes bak fur us dis weekend.
das like me.
I r Kathleen.
Is okai too calls me Kat (peepuls at wurk calls me dat) or Kafleen or KD or
of course Kathleen.
And donkey, duh!
Butt I duz not wunt to bee called Kathy.
I dunnot think ENNEEBUDDEE on heer has ebbur called me Kathy, either.
Amazinglee wunnerfull.
oh, now i have “Chatty Kathy” stukked in my hed… did you ever have one o these dollz?
ooh ooh ai kin go bak further than that……….
how bout tiny tears or betsy wetsy…..
LOL
oh carpe!!
hee, my SIL ,Cathy ,is about the same vintage as Chatty Cathy
and she definitely represented the remark when peeps (speshully annoyink bros) called her dat.
Niiiice Burdieeee…
Watch our fer teh burdie’s one pointy end, kitteh!
Burdie sez “Red phone MINE! Green phone YOURS!”
Kitteh is bird-doggin!
Num-num. Birdee num-num.
Love that movie!!
Yay! Somebuddy getted it!
Sorriez–I no getted it. Wut movie, plzthnx?
Birdee in trooble
Iz owkay. Kitteh hyred teh Sweedish Chef to cook it. Bird iz compleeeetly safe.
Hunga dinga dunga floofin birdie bakin…
Bork, bork , bork!
Hoom du Maken mit dur Parakeetie Pot Pie…
Furst, du makens de pie shell… den du gets die Parakkeeetie. Hyer, birdie, birdie birdie…
(Anyboddy gots some umlauts to trow up dere? Randomly?)
Freeeeeee az a byrd……
More cowbell!
Kitteh shouldn’t bother birdie while birdie is doing teh homeworks.
Den birdy shudn’t be cheeting by cawling friends on sell fone tu helps wib it.
But birdy has to use teh fone because Petey is grounded because he stayed out after curfew when he and Lulu and PrettyBoy and Petey (a different one) all went to teh bird seed stoar then flied to teh zoo to buzz teh condors.
ooo… an aparakeetif!
heh! FTW, Skwirrlgrrl!
Yaaay! FTW!
*heddesk*
*faecpaw*
Ow (inna gud way)
Yoos not supposed to watch me pouncin’ yoo!
nao, taht issa won FLOOFY blankie! WANT!
* drags sign in frum last Fred…
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dere, dis teh lass thyme ai moobing eet todai!
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* weeeek weeeek weeeek weeeek *
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O HAI Cheezfrends! Mai steamed colleeg, lolpigburglar canut be heer todai so ai gets tu tawk about Le Grande Halloween Fromage Partee!
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“Un Grande Hallolween Fromage Partee, GP??? WANT!” ai heer yu cri! Yesh, yesh!
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“Wen & Ware, GP?” issa dis Caturday Eve teh 31nd Oktobrrr atta teh JanetCanHas4Kittehs Ampitheatre onna JCH4K Boolevard, neer teh junkshun wib JCH4K Road issa nawt far frum teh Nawty Barn, ob corse!
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“but, but, but teh ‘Hu’s tawking’ fingy gets borked affer 200 commints, GP!” Yesh, but but but plz to member clicky onna “Show All” adn tri tu keep up!
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“What thyme GP? Donut wii has anudder Dark adn Stormee Nite planned tu???” Ah, yesh – teh brilleeunt part – wii can has Dark adn Stormee Scaree Hallolween Partee Storees AWL DAI LONG!!!1!!!elebenty! so ebberywon can plai!
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“Ai can ware silly costoom, GP?” Absolutement! Plz to be telling teh otters wat yu is waring wen yu arribes!
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“Um, GP… ai issa a lurker… can ai plai tu???” Oh yesh, yesh, yesh!!!! Awl teh Cheezfrends arr inbited tu teh Partee!!! gnu frends, nawt gnu frends, lurkers, otters, rabid weesels, tee arr ohh ell ells (plz tu leave troll mask at home, fankies) eben Hugh G Manitee issa cumming!
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“but but but, GP… yu is teh greatest Phlonquais ob awl thyme, fur shore! but but but yu canut host an awl day long partee!” C’est vrai… Mebbeh YU can be a berry berry speshul guess host!!!! Juss feel free tu jump inna at anee thyme!
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Otay, nao wii returns tu regular skedyooled lols – fankies!
No Moan Sewer le LolPiggeh Burgularing??? *sigh*
zhe swee dez au l’ait.
Would u like some cafe au lait? GP brang me some special Fronsch creem. Is called Plastir of Paris! I spilled some on him and he is now being teh silly and playing “Statues.”
*sigh* It is SO hard to finds good halps these days.
yes, itz hard. *snerk*
on t’otter hand… we can has LPB pinyata for teh partee??
*claps hands wif glee*
Pigyata! Pigyata! Pigyata!
Nao nao, LCB. If yew beetinz yer phlonquais wif teh stix, himz *rillee* woant be abelz to halping yew wif ennyfing! Fur teh luv uv CC, plz to nawt beet teh pinny gig!!!!
Kthxbai.
Hay, who sed we wuz gonna beet teh pinny gig? As far a I knoes, we was gonna use teh epigram… effluent… egregious… teh fake likeness of GP. Teh one maded from solidified Fronsch creem.
That GP. Such a drama piggeh.
Ooooh – ok. Beeting iz otay iffitz jus in ef-ih-jee. Ai had a kunsernd, but yew maded it beddur.
Wii can haz papur mashay pinny gig pigyata?
Yes, but we needs a model. U knoes: u puts teh wet papier mashay over teh model then when it dries, u take teh model out.
Somehow.
we mite need to fire up the transmogrificashun assembly for that.
nightshayde, u did realize we wud be getting candee owt of teh pigyata?
probbablee choklit??
oh niteshadddddddddddddde, ai finded a pikshur ob yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2414034
Ai lubz dat! Itz nao favrited!!!
yayyyyyyy!!! luks jus laik yew
Mebbe teh debriefer cud egg-strakt teh model frum teh stuffs?
oooh! Gud idear! Will has to use teh teeny-tiny debriefing mini-cart for that.
What abouts a gayme ov pin teh tail on teh flonkey?
Ooooh! That’s a gud idear, too!
I wood knot trust enny kandeez that koms out ov a pinny gig…expeshully teh wunz that luk like raisonets.
If U want gud Phlonquais U haz 2 plai Dat phlonquais Moozics. Or go 2 phlonquai towne.
{{{cween}}} he’ll be back inna dai oar tu, aifinkso… he sed sumfing abowt sparklee sparklee, put his mask awn adn awf hii wented!
Ah, prahapz he b bringing mii deh sparklee?? oooo.
* brethlessly
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MADAME! s’il vous plait! Vous has tu hiding meh! zey wants tu hang me et batter me avec le sticks!
Yew shan’t be beeted wif sticks on mah birfday — oar enny uvver day, LPB!!!
Yur birfday is Howloleen, NS?
yas yas itz on hur profile!!
we can has burfdai partee for NS on Friday too!!!
w00t!
*nod nod* Yup. Ai iz a Howloleen Witch. Moastlee a gud witch. Onlee a bad witch to sum uv teh pplz sum uv teh tiemz. Nawt to teh cheezpeepz tho.
Nawt to worry, liddul pinny gig. See abuv ↑. Dey iz oanlee gunna beet teh liekness uv yew, but nawt akshullee beeting YEW. Yew iz saef. Relatively.
sort of.
Inna mannur uv speekingz.
To a sertain x-tent.
*Pullz bublol owt uv pokkit.
*surrowndz zee Peeggee Kambreeloloor wif zee bubblol
U weel b safe frum zee club weelding vandlolz noaw, moan Sherry!!
Yur fronsh ay tray beanz.
Der be ebils in dat babbeh kittehs eyez. Berds iz gonna git nommed! OH NOESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Oh, donut beez teh worry! I think whut happens next is that birdy flies away at teh last possible second then circles overhed. Then bebbeh kitteh gets something else in his eye that is ebil.
purrhps kitteh iz goweng to have a hugz tiem wi teh berd? I wud leik 2 fink..
U think so? Then come over heer. I has some items u mite like to buys.
Lessee..
A nice swamp in teh Florida
Bridge in teh Brooklyn
Carob-covered “jellybeans”
D…
‘Distressed’…anyfing
Epiladee
Faux froncsh toast
Gilded lilies
Hamburgers made outta tofu
Imitation, well, everything
J…
Jumping beenz, mexican (onnestlee, did tehy ever jump?)
Kaloree free enneefing
Limited edishun painted kwarters
M…..
Misteree Meet
New Coke
Omelettez datz egg-free
P…
“Phlonquais” services
Quilted tollet papers quilted by Amish ladies
Ristwatches selled by people waring burgular masks
S…
sammiches made of spam & velveeta
I NOES I NOES!! But jus lookings at iz littel fayce! he missunners stoods! effen if iz fulla sharp fings. Iz blyndid but teh luvs fur hims, cee? dey luls dats wut dey do, Iz nao gettins well lullsd *WAKES UP*
OMG dat kitteh is EBILS..
I cees wut u meens nao
My money’s on the parakeet.
Mine tu. I fink he lukz like he b reddy wif himz own pointy endz!!
why? r u nawt lieking teh parrot? WHY?!
I thought i saw a tweety bird – nom – nope – burp – no tweety bird, i was wrong
bad bad putty cat! Spit that burdie out this instant!
*pleh – there’s a feather for you
Absolutely priceless. That is one adorable kitten!
N-turspeeseez rilayshunz nawt awlweyz b wut we x-pekt. Liek n dis storee:
cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=10401517
Dat shud mayk a fyoo kittehz fink twais nekst taim dey kunsidurin seyin meen fingsz abowt teh doggeh.
Kitteh gits first pouncing lessin…and first birdee bite
Does Lolmark make a card for that?
Ohai LCB, how is U todai?
O hai. I is doing pretty ok. Not so much sore anymore and I made it through all day yesterday without needing a nap! Today is my last day of R&Rs before I has to go back to teh work tomorrow, pleh. Teh kittehs is doin a good job of looking after me.
How u is?
I iz gud but busee we iz moving soon. We has to meet befoh I goes awai.
Of coarse! U can rites me at my name at teh gmail dot com wif any details!
aifinkso, butt in from of gushifood
whew yew r flexeble
Parakeet: Uh oh…
“Bouge pas, Budgie”
bonjour et bienvenue oiseau, mon NOMmee
Je vais vous nommer un tout petit peu.
Oui, avez vous un steak sawce pour moi?, est tres furNOMidable
The French conjugation of nom? I iz ded!
auwwww
hia!gud LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OMG!!!! I is so so cute!!!
I just had to LOL!!!
The parakeet seems pretty calm, he must have dealt with this kitten before.
OMCC doze eyez, dat fayce, awl dat floof… uh-ohzzzz
*puts CHRG befoar brayn xplodez*
mah fast reflexes – lemme show u dem.
WAIT…so aminals have tehr own cell phonez nao too?
Whats teh werld coming to.
I don’t mind so much that they has their own phones.
I do mind that they gets moar calls than I does!
Kwik burdie, cawl teh 911!
it b rulez 2 speek in lolcat?
Yay! I’m really happy this made the front page. It’s one of my favorites.
lol!
why the hell u worry about it?!
Teh Jeanyus!