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They’re heeeeere…
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Did they bring cheezburgers?
Duz incorporeeyul beeingz eetz teh cheezburgers?
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*pondurrz dis*
… (oooh – dots)
I didn’t axe if they eeted them. I axed if they brang them.
Important difference there, u see.
Hmmm. Interesting.
Cheezburgerz frum teh uvver sied — do not want… or duz ai?
Try them. They’re raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare!
Duz dey haz picklolz? Ai *mite* be intrestid if dey haz picklolz.
They is two all-beef patties, speshul sause, lettice, cheez, PICKLOLS, onyons on a ectoplasm bun!
Hold teh speshul sause & yew got yerself a deel!
*Holds speshul sause*
*Gives rest of burger to NS*
*wipes speshul sause-y hand off on phlonquais’ uniform he left lying around*
LOL — wuz jus gunna suggest rubbing speshul sause awlobber lolpigburglar befoar putting teh Plastur uv Paris on him. Yew noe — to halp wif gettin him owtta teh mold befoar maekin teh pigyata. *nod*
Mama Cat is roilin on foor, pointy at LCB, gazpen 4 bref….
Breeeeev, Mama Cat!!!! BREEEEEEV!!!!!
…..long……dayz……..no sleep…… laz ….nite……don….taek…..mush….tu…..gitz…..me…..laffen….
otay, brev, breev, breeeeev
tay, cawt bref, tanky u Nightshayde
they eetz baynes… they trade teh cheezburgers 4 ur braynes.
tehy kan haz my brayns if tehy lets me enjoy cheezburgurs furst
ai shore hoep sew, ai iz hungree! iz tyme foar noms!
Ai jus eeted sum yogurt (mango-flavr). Nawt sew satisfying, akshullee. *sigh*
Popkorn iz callin meh frum teh uvver sied, aifinkso.
Dey bettur hads!
oh congrats lolC!
I sUggjest teh bump foar ur dans!
do do do do bump!
dee dee dee do doo bump!!!
An to wif it,
A retro drink as well
Peenya coladiks, Wif umbeerellas!!!
mmmm nomee!
Ooh! Teh Bump! I can do that one!
*Bump!* *bump!* *bump!*
*Bumps butts wif Melissa*
*Melissa goes flying into TV*
Uh-ohs.
*whistles and dancesawayfast*
dis kweshuhn b MOAST rehluhvuhnt tew mai inner rest.
Yesss – dey DID bring ghosty burgerz!!!
Donut go into teh lite, KittehAnn!
Loltergeist, Part Elebenty.
Yew awlmoast maded meh spit yogurt awlober mah pyooter. Awlmoast, but nawt kwite.
sigh. I spitted pepsi awlober mah puter, nowz gotz tu cwean it. Ack. Pleh.
*hands Mama Cat a baby wiep*
Tanks u nightshayde, I maeks mess on puter, tech kitteh be yelling at his mama! Soz, muss clean fash fash.
By teh way… bebbeh wiepz iz gud fur kleenin crayon off LCD TV skreenz. In caes ennywun wuz wundrin.
Budding artiste — ai haz wun.
doan u jez haet it wen that happnz?
Ai wudda haeted it moar had teh bebbeh wiepz nawt werked.
Oooh – sry. Respondin to respons to teh udder commint. Donut mind meh.
OOh! Can we has a yogurt-spitting contest at teh Hallolween party? Can we huh? Can we huh?
Kint
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Breev
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Laffin
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Tew
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Hard
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!!!!!!!!!!
Waz sposed to say
Mama Cat spewing forth Pepsi as like unto a fountain.
wordz went into de litz wif kitteh!
FTW! Good ‘un!
Poltergeist scared the heck outta me when I was kid! I kept going ‘to the bathroom’ so I wouldn’t have to see the scary parts.
Poltergist I love it, that is cute. I never saw the movie though I am not big on scary movies
and theh are maaaaaad!!!!!
and they want our T.V
Deyz gunna mess up teh DVR programmingz!!!!
And we JUST got teh clock to stop blinking elebenty o’clock allda time!
*sigh*
Nextly week, it will show de rong tiems agin, caus de Dayligthful Sabing Tiem will go awai. Yu Kant win, , wen it comes tu electric-onics.
but dey iz ker-rect tew tymes ebbery dai!
mkei flash 1200 1200 1200 1200 in ad nauseam
Oh hai goastee tipe peepz!
A r u jus visitin or stayin faor awhilee?
Lukee foar u I jus had mah littubocks kleended
an teh hoomins jus stawked teh t00na an gooshyfud!!
oh no I’z teh onlee one here… hoomins awn vakay!!
naybors chekz awn me…but nao u here!
Nao I waon’t bees alone!
FANKOO GOASTEES FAOR KEEPIN ME COMPANEES!!!
Wha? U caint stais?? Oh wellz bai! nice to seez U!!!
heheh! Stoopy goatses!
O! Conga rats on been nawt secand LCB, haz sum tea?
Whut kine tea u gots?
I haz minty tea and lemony thyme tea and lavendarz tea, all growed by me wif no nasties in de dirt! Haz sum?
I can has lavendarz tea, plz?
Mama cat catches bref and pors LCB cup of gud mintz tea, wif fresh leef in tu! Hear go, iz hotz, watshs out!
Thx!
Um, guise? I kinda on accident bumped Melissa into teh haunted TV. A little halp, plz?
Um…. wud dis roap (wif ethereal glow) halp wif teh process?
*pokez hed intu TV tu try adn spotting Melissa*
pokes cane in tv for Melissa tu grab
Hey!! watch ware ur poking dat thing!!!
oopsie, srry cweenmj, I put cane back hind chair gain.
Oh, look! Teh cween is
onin TV!*tiez wun end uv ethereally glowing roap to teh trunk uvva palm tree*
*handz teh uvver end to cweenmj*
Maek shoor to holdon tite to dat, yer majestee. Yew mite wantz to be wearin teh gluvs. Teh ethereal glow seems to be a liddul stickee.
*Lukz arownd.
I dont b seeing Melissa in heer.
*Grabz ethereally glowing roap wif unglubbed hand.
oooooh, shiny ting…..
NS, does teh bebbeh wipes work on teh ethereal glow residue?
Aifinkso — but teh smell uv applols will liekly lingurr.
ah will halp u LBC. maybe if ah tie dis roep tew da arrow n mi pink crossbow, i cin thro melissa a line?
Careful! Don’t shoot teh arrow into teh cween’s majestic hiney!
oh gude sugestion! *aims higher*
*Hopz deh rest uv deh way into teh TV.
Me-LIIISa!! Ware AAARRRRRR UUUUUUUUUU???
Oh soo soreee i hadda teak a bafee an washes my hed. it splorted wif teh baybee kittehs on teh lastest paost an hadda gitz teh brayns outta mah hayrs.
U unnerstns rite?
But i’z ok frum teh tv bumpz!
Oh, dere u r!!! kum on down deh fred and we’ll see if wii can’t eskape frum inside deh TV.
On last weeks episode, the Lolcatburglar ‘accidently’ pushes Melissa into the tv. Mama Cat pokes at cweens head, and hands LCB a cup of hot tea. We rejoin the gang as Princessmu carefully aims for the royal hiney….
Um, nightshayde??? I thot u sed dis wuz a “glowing” roap. did u git dis roap frum sweetpea?? it seemz tu b “growing”… u noez??? …. kinda like ten drillz uv doom??
Ruh-roh. Aiz nawt shoor where it kummed frum, to be onnist. It wuz jus coiled up unner mah desk, givin off a deliteful odor uv applols. Ai fot it wuz mah applol-scented loshun fur a wile, but den reealized it wuz teh roap.
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Iz teh ten drillz uv doom halping wif teh search? Iz we shoor Melissa iz eben IN teh TV?
Oh — an teh roap seems to be boaf glowing an growing. Itz fluorescent green — liek a glowstik. Oar it wuz befoar it goed into teh TV.
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Did sumwun steel mah glow?
*DVR starts recording but teh programming is messed up so it records a episode of “Judge Judy” insted”
Doan pee on mai leg adn tell mii itz raining.
EW!!!!
nightshayde, I tinks we be needing moer bebe wipies….
Naow, Miz Nightshayde, u say u just fownding deh roap under ur desk?? adn u eggspekting mii tu beleeving dat? Don’t smirk in mai cort.
*peelz glowing and growing green roap
*ten drillz off sholder.
*Judge Judy is ranting*
“… and don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rain– Hay! Why is a lady in a crown being lowered by a growing/glowing rope into my courtroom?”
*Ten drillz uv doom rapping demselvez
*arownd Judge Judy.
I fownd Melissa!!! Now awl wii haz tu due is follow deh roap bak owt.
Hurry up! Teh DVR is set to stop recording in just a few minnits!
Aaaaah — so teh ten drillz IZ being halpful!
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Yer majestee — yew wud be amayzed at sum uv teh fingz ai haz unner mah desk. Ai haz mooved deskz a fyoo tiemz, but ai iz nawt bery gud at frowing fingz away — so ai haz mennee menne fingz here.
I b trying tu follow deh roap bak, but deh
ten drillz keep pulling mii bak!!! Adn mai unglubbed handz b stuk!!
Melissa! save ursef!!! runn Melissa, run!!!
HALP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*lowurs a basket to cweenmj on a non-glowing, non-growing roap*
Teh basket haz bebbeh wieps, an gardening gluvs, an prooning sheerz. Oh — anna flashliet.
*lowur … lowur … lowur … lowur*
Iz yew hazzing teh basket yet, cweenmj?!
Can U find teh Home and Garden channlol? Is showing haow to tame Ur Tendrils!!
Iz nawt tendrils, iz ten drillz, much much worser. Home and Garden tellz how to tame de ten drillz?
Ten drills? Ai fink u needs a chuck key and some bits.
Lots o bits.
No.
* flips open TV guide*
Hoem Improvements has Tim Tailolyr looking for drillz to borkt. Will that halp?
If u reverse teh ten drills, mebbe they will pull u owt. I saw thet on HGTV.
I caint runz no maor!
SAVE URSEFS!!!!
I r full of teh sweepee.
Shhhhh. It’z ok i bees ok.
GUD LUK!!!!!
I lub u awl!
Srsly I took a baf an I’z sweepee
Gonna eet sum meetlof an mashes taters an korms.
So g nite mah lovees!!
I lurve u awl sooooo vareeeeee mush!!!!!
Gud nite, Melissa — sweep well.
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Cweenmj???!!!!!! Iz yew OK down there?
*fitez off ten drillz of doom
*catchez deh baskit. gitz pruning sheerz
*attakkkz tendrillz wif a vengence!!
Puff, puff,
*clamberz intu baskitt
Kwikk pulling mii owt!!!
*hooks rope on baskit to the CCC. and slowly pullz teh baskit out*
*leeves snips behind 4 Judge Judy
If u can’t get hoam inna basket, Cweenmj, mebbe u can try clikking ur heels togever 3 times and say ders no place like hoam. I hopez u dun ends up in Kansas, tho.
*halps WRR wif teh pullingz*
Ai kin see teh flashliet — yer awlmoast heer, yer majestee!
But sum uf us liek it here.
Oh, ai thin ai see her climbin owt uf teh TV. Zat u Cweenmj?
Oh, thank u WRR!!! Adn NS!!! U savinged mii!!! I kudn’t have maded it owt bai miisef!!
*collapses*
*cleenz cweenmj’s face & paws wif bebbeh wiepz*
) & welkumd hur to ICHC.
*jentlee brushes bitz uv tendril frum cweenmj’s hair*
*putz a pillolw unner cmj’s hed & cuvurz her wif a sawftee cheezpeep map blankee*
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Poor fing — she needz to resting a wile, aifinkso.
*taypz a noet to the blankee…*
Noet sez: Wen yew is awayk & alert agin, dere iz a new purrsun furver down teh fred hoo cud use an explanation uv teh Ty Booteek. Ai awlreddee explaining teh etikett uv “nawt sekkund” poastings (cuz she asked
* attempts to pick up baskit to put it back on teh CCC.
Hey! this baskit iz too nawt light.
* looks inside adn sees melissa seeping onna floor. Aifinkso Ai will let herz seeps. Tucks a cheezmap blankit around melissa ad a pillol*
Thank yew mai deer.
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I b trying tu du two fingz at wunst and kant dew eer wun berry well. LOL.
Huzbin b wanting tu lukking at campgrowndz.
… oooh dots…
*tiny tendrils o d00m curl up for sweepea timezzzzz*
*cuvurs tiny tendrils o d00m wif miniature sawftee cheezpeep map blankeez*
ten drills iz frum venemus tentakula aifinkso
>gets wand<
casts spell for sunlight (if in moovee)
an spell for fire
(if in book)
to caws ten drills tew retreet
DIS HOUSE IZ KLEEN
Whut channlol shud we watch?
Animlol planet
Biography
CBC
Discobery
E….
E! Entertaintment
Fashun Channul (or is dat Chane;l?)
Goolf
Historioniks Channul
I…
I can has cheezeburger cooking show
Just for Kittehs
Looking for mr whiskers
m….
moon ovur kittehadore
new infomercails fur cat nip
on the beat wiff kitteh otoole
p…
Purrs and growls
Queen for a day
Rastling
S…..
Songs and Dansdansdans
Tribbles, for Noms or Snorgles
Universal Kittehs
V…
voles, mice and other holiday noms
Where in the world is the Lol Cat Burglar?
Xciting news in catdom today
Y….
Az mai fren SJ said as a litul kiddlet “Great minds think like me”
Wai to goh Mama Cat, deh entry fer dubbul yew.
Varieteh Show wid traned doggehs
Where in deh wurld iz deh Cheezpeeps (cweenmj’s map edishun)
X-Philes, Deh Kitteh is Out Dere
Zoom!
OH, lubs de x, dat is gud nawt secand!
A lovely homage to the late Heather O’Rourke (1975-1988)
both teh aktresses hoo playd teh dawters died yung an trajikly. teh ovver girl, dominique dunne, wuz killd by hurz boifrend.
very sad, an makes taht moobie eben kreepyer.
Indeed.
Kafleen, iz gud tu be seen youz. We in mddle of reseu misson fur cweebmj and melissa. Iz gud tu seez u!
o hai! gost kitteh raze meta- metimaphysik- depe kweshunz ‘bowt wut an ware iz wealitee! mai brayne splode! iz purrfik 4 holloe-iene!
ai iz nu, sew ai wannid 2 b shur 2 foloe protokol curreklee, purrhops sumwun cud ’splain? wen nu Lolkitteh imidj appeerz, iz wee spozed 2 rite comint bai wae ub risponce, oar poast nu pickshur inn reespons, oar boat? tanks 4 nfoarmeeng mee, nyce cheezfren hu-eber u maight beE!
O Hai, MarquiseFelinette! Welkum to ICHC!
Wen it sez “comments” unner teh new pikshur, yew jus typez wutteber yew wantz to type. Iz yoozhullee eever an alternate capshun, or iz a reakshun to teh pikshur. Teh oanlee fingz we ask is dat yew playz nicely wif awl teh udder kittehz here (datz teh wun “rool”), an owr “guideline” iz to nawt simplee write “first” (we kunsiderz dat “teh f werd” an we frownz upon itz use) if yew haz teh honor uv getting a page wif no commentz befoar yew. Plz to try to think uv sumfing relayted to teh pikshur as menshunned abuv (eever an alternate capshun or a reakshun to teh pikshur… reakshuns kin be funny, witty, poignant, thot-provoking, silly, etc…). If yew getz teh “nawt sekkund” poast & yew haz maded an effort, teh uvver kittehz will dans & haz drinks & sillybrayshunz wif yew. If yew iz in a tie fur nawt-sekkund, yew getz to go to teh Ty Booteek. Ai will lettingz cweenmj explain teh rest.
Yay!!! anuuzzer noobee!!! wii lubz ower noobeez!!dis b a berry nice plais to playing cuz awl deh peepz heer being so nias!! Nightshayde gaving u a lubblee welkum, she sooo sweet!! Let mee digging owt mai tour book.
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*russ tel, russt el, russtil.
Ah, heer it b.
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Deh Ty-Booteek. Mai, it b a glorious story. Wunst upon a tyme, dere wuz a wundermus Cheezpeep named Gibbocat. He hardlee eber vizitz us enneemoar and I missez him berry much. He b full uv deh win and awsumnessez. Adn wun day in Cheezland dhere wuz deh then-unherduv 6-way ty fur deh nawt-sekkund spot on deh LOL!!!! Adn instintlee, Gibbocat invented deh Ty-Booteek so awl uv deh peepz in deh 6-Way Ty kud habbing a luvlee kitteh ty tu kummenorating deh awspishuz event!!
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Eber sinse den, deh peepz in deh Tys can going dere tu gitting a prize. Gibbocat soon expandinged deh Tybooteek tu habbing enneefing and everything ur hart kud ever desire. And awl deh wundermus thingz dere b urz fur deh asking. U duzn’t hav tu habbing a ty tu godere. And noobeez b speshlee welkum tu gitting deh CHRG dere. And Gibbocat b stawking deh 1950z bavving capz fur deh splort prevenshun, tu.
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Letz go luk and seeing wut b dere tuday. it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz. Mai pal Gibbocat keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining. habn’t seeingd him in a wyle, but I ken tell hez ben heer, dere b fresh stawk.
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*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh
*Majikkle Ty Boo Teek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez.
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Ober here here bee Janitz favrit — deh bobbul hedded kittehz. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. U’ll b needing wun uv deez ifn u iz gonna b heer. It will protekting u frum deh splortz wen u seeing deh kewt kittehz.
*Handz MarquiseFelinette a pinkkee bavving cap wif flower on it*
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Dheze b deh kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. And heer b sum kitteh wind chimez.
*runz her paw akross deh chimez and dey tinkul deelitefullee.*
oooooo. lukit deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
*pikz up wun and shakingz it. *
*Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Member, ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Dats were I fownding deh UniKorn fer Janet.
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Gibbocat puttinged in a lounge, heer tu.
*Gitz chokklit martoonez*
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
*givz cweenmj a grate big hug — just becuz*
an meny tanks awlsoe tu u, Cweenmj, dis bEe amaezeeng magikul toar ub da ty booteek an da tayle ub Gibbocat an da 6-wae Ty!! dat B da stuf ub mithomology, srsly! ai feelz sew enspyred jus hereing ‘bowt iTt! an ai lub mai nu pynkee bavveeng kap 4 sport protekshun, an hao itT eben haz flour, ai kan tel wil B mucch kneedid hear n cheezlan! an awlsoe ai lub da sulecshin ub udder Ty stawk, da kittehskarfs beE dekoritiv an da pritee sparklee tings liek Joolree tweenkil. Da wynchymz ai kin heer, an snoeglobez iz awlsew bigg faborit! An eben, u fownd unnikoarn n bakrum!
*cleenks martoonee glas bak* cheez!
Yay — mah werk is moastly dun!!! Hasta maek sum copies, but dats teh eezee part.
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Yer lolspeak iz bery gud, MF. If ai diddint noe yew wuz gnu heer, ai wudda thot yew did dis awl teh tiem!
ohai an thnx Nightshayde! u b bery kynd! iz funnee, ai wuz teecheeng nu
corse n Pawis las sumr , wuz funn butT skeeree an ai fown dat
tranzamalateeng awl mai lessinz an n4mashun n2 Lolspeek wuz grate
weigh 2 praktiss an alsoe kalm mai nerfs. da tayle ub Louee Catorze
an Les Invaleedz oar Nupowleein’s Toom iz bery funnee n lolspiek!
ai hoaps iz booteefil n Kalyforniana todae! heer n bawstin, iz u lyttle
grae but gud 4 holowien!
I so glad u liking deh booteek!! it b so awsum!! Schmoo!!
butt, butt Cweenie
*lip quivers*
wen duz gibbocat cums bak tew us???
{{{{jamamamammaaamamammakitty}}}}
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I dun noe, deer. wii must beeing strong. I haz mai hoap on a roap he gavinged mii. he must kum bak sumday. *luks hoapful*
Itz nawt a glowing, growing roap, izzit?
NO!!!! Gibbo wudn’t gibbing mee a glowing growing roap!! Dat wud b kownter pro duck tive tu deh axshun uv deh hoap.
dont forget, cween, he camed by just a fyoo dayz ago, late wun night! so we know himz okay an still finks ob us. mebbee him just haz bad kase
ob Real Life Syndrome.
oh rilly……….. ai dint hear ob dis speshul ‘caision
gess it wuz abowt a week or so ago? my sense ob time, let me not show yoo it cawz i duznt haz wun
but not long ago, him dropped by late wun night (my time) an leeved a fyoo commints! wuz so happy to see him, an so wuz teh cween! but anyway, him seems to be okay, mebbee just bizzy.
oh how ai wish we hadda commints serch feechur like teh lolpik pikshur
fanks LM!!
yesh, twas on a late and stormy nite. he had a diffrunt abatar, a black n wite quiltee fing. eezy to miss.
ai wuz heer two, fink ai sedd ohai two him..
sniffsniff
wuzzit sumfing i sed?
mebbee we need to send out a Search Paté?
O Hai, sweetpea!!! Yew diddint leev a roap coiled unner mah desk at sum point, did you?
Okay, cheezpeepz — ai kin finally leev werk. Ebbreewun haz a grate nite & ai will be seeingz yew tomorrow!
buh bye!!
*givs jamamakitty a big hug*
*mite be runnin owt uv virtual hugs*
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Ai iz hazzin a fite wif Yahoo mail. Grrrr. Mebbe ai will stawp & try agin frum hoam. *sigh*
onna gud note………ai gots emeow frum cheez n tofu an dems will cums tew teh fromage a trois….skeattle cheezmeet!!!
*makes mental note to downlode pix off teh camra tew make ruuum fur moar*
i hazza jealuss. wot R wee ober here? Chopp’d Livah!?
sumtimes!!!
aifinkso jus lukies cuz dems libs here……sew aifinkso………wai not???
W00t!!! I haz a happee 4 u!!! u b meeting deh big cheeziz!!!
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I kant member witch day it wuz dt Gibbo cameded bai. He just sed a kwik oh hai and den dissapeeared. kinda like a cheshire cat….but wen he left, wii were smiling….oooo…..dots…
teh big cheezits!!!
unlike yew retyred folks, ai mus goes t’bed nao…
ai will sees yew tewmorrow
{{{{cween, sweetpea, alla cheezpeeps}}}}
otay sweepea, ai noes yew not retyred, jus wanted to included yew inna big hugz
iz happee playce, tank u! heer iz brekfist mufyn wif butur an jamm
an kokowe wif wip kreem 4 ur trabelz!
Thankz!!
nom nom.
gud muffin.
sip, sip
adn deh koko b niase adn warm on dis cold moarning!!
o tanks Nightshayde, dis beE eber sew loberlee u welkum! ai pereeshyate da eccsplinashunz an lub da idee ub “nawt sekkund” an da udder roolz dat maykes byng heer speshul. dis reellee halps, ai hoaps u haz nyce nyte wif eggstra cheezburgur an maebee mylkshayke, tu!
Ohai, glad U could join us.
Ai turned bloo!!!
happy tails, Ai has them.
W00t!! w00t!!!
happee dans, happee dans!!1!!!!
hop and skip and spinz adn twurl!!!!
U b deh Bloo Boi!!!!
Wen u b seeing Fleep, asking him fur a bloo song fur ur bloonessez!!! him haz a ginormus supple eye uv dem.
ohai WRR — the cweeen is (as always) correct. Yew has kwalified for an award and a appropriately bloo myoosical selecshun.
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But, ai finkso taht your accomplishment wuz teh yesterday now, so if ai posts it here, yew won’t find it. So yew can just hint “blooooo” when yew seez me and receev yer award.
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This goez fer anybuddy else who acheeves blooness fer the nawt-second time.
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Ai has been stocking up teh BlooJookBox wif tunes.
ohai! tankee-u. ai lubbed ur lolz, dey almoas mayded meE splort mai brekfis!
Yew will liek it heer, aifinkso. Az lawng az yew haz a wackee sense uf humor, or at leest enjoyz pplz dat duz, yew shud haz a gud tiem.
ohai agen, ai rote udder commint be4 seeng dis wun. sowee ‘bowt layte neight, ai hoaps aTt lease u eated eggstra yummee nomz wen u gott bak.
aifinkso 2, da peeps haz humiriss pikshurz an comentse, iz hilaweeous!
Nxt halloween: “They iz baaaaaack…”
Ohai! Iz GP still awaek? Ai has linkee foar him!
Heer it iz! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ZO8jLweFU
Teh linke iz 2 part of the Red Green show. You hear the skweel at the bery beginnin and tehn tehy say tere motto: “Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati”, which meens “When all else fails, play ded.”
Teh mans prayer iz funnee 2!
U can find lots ov stuff to watch onna youtoob by typin in red green show.
*WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK WEEEEK WEEEK WEEEK *
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fankies!
‘k, Mama Cat mush go back workie, be maybe back later. gud luk tu be de saeving of deh cweenmj and melissa. Me tinks u be doin deh cuttin of deh ten drillz, me tink! Night night all.
Schmooz!!! {{Mama Cat}}}
ai maed a commint but ai duzznt c it!!!! prolly bai tumorrow wen ai izznt awn, den it will appear!!!
I c U. Ai hope U nawt haz Leeza-b sin drome.
I seez u tu, LC79!!! did it hab a linkee in it?? sometimez wp just likez tu sending deh commintz tu deh moderaturz just bekuz it kan.
sumtimes commints just randomly not appeer for a wile. might haz a linkie in it, or mebbee wurdpeers iz just hongry an nommed it up. will hork it bak up in a wile.
I’ve had sumcommints majikklolee apear about 8 owerz later!!!! wuz deh strainjist fing!!! I thot dey wuz losted adn gone furebber.
RRRRRRR!!!!!!!!izznt dat sew maddening??? oh well…dat is about what im eggspecting…..
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2414096
dis is deh linkee…
taht’s…
skary.
reeelllly
REEEEELLLLLLLY
RRREEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLYYYYYYY
skary
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i guess sum gals will kis just abowt anyfing if tehr’s enuff munnies in it.
Ooooo my kittehs and I luv dis muvie. Great pic and caption!!
dis moobie kreepd me owt so bad. i’z still skared ob klozets at night
Dat moobie halped me to haz a thunder & lightning fobeeya fur a wile. Skerree!!!
an i’ve nebber luked at klowns teh same way eber sinse i reeded “It” by stephen king. if yoo’ve alwayz suspekted taht klowns are ebil aliyuns, dis buk will remoov all dowt.
or storm drayns, eevver.
*nodz knowingly*
Wen ai wuz in collij, ai reeded “IT.” Wun day, ai had to get sumfing owt uv teh closet in teh offiss atwerk. Sumwun had tied a yellow balloon to teh inside doorknob uv teh closet. Ai opund teh door & teh balloon caem floating owt at mah hed. Mah hart neerlee had an attack — in fact, just got mah hart racin agin writing dat — and dis happened ovur 15 yeerz ago.
i reds da shining in da hi skul. i not haz seeps for so long, no cud move da shower curtin cuz da scary ladee cud be in der. den da mobee made me so scurd, i haz all lites on for da tub ladee to go way
To dis day, ai kint be in a bafroom wif teh showur curtin pulled closed. Ai awlwaiz hasta opun dem to making sure derez nobody creepy waiting to jump owt at meh. Tis troo!
nebur watchin dat,den.
stephen king be mek our inr kittehs be scurt so badz. no spose to reeds hm wn uz haz bebbes insides r tummeez. basement kitteh not be fraid to face off de bad tv
i guess “it” wuznt considerd wun ob himz better buks, but it shur skared teh sox off ob me. taht wuz enuff for me, kthxeekbai.
CAREN DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!
just saw dis movee todai !
2 hrs later…….
Mooooom! Cahn ai sleep wif u? ai haz a skared!!!
One week earlier: kitteh was watching a strange video tape…
Samara, is that you?? RUN KITTEH
POLTERGEIST!!! BEST MOVIE EVAR!!!!
i <3 dat!!! FuNnY.
nawt seen dat but seen CLOSE E-e-NCO-O-ONNNTERSES
lik n sienz…….
hey wth? they’re here is not about aliens, it’s from Poltergeist, they were ghosts! haha this pic is hilarious [sorry, won't type in lolspeak, still can't...]
Dis capshun is BRILLYANT.
…no honey, we just never changed of over to Charded , so were stuck with, this…
Kitteh-Ann
I hope my namez not Carol Ann.